#sir. sir.

[turbo-virgins]

The little “Ah... Slow. Deep.” from that one scene with Emmrich has been looping in my head for two days and kept me in a stun-lock

[essektheylyss]

Matt shows up to DM like, "Is anyone gonna play a smokin' hot femme fatale?" and doesn't wait for an answer

[toxiclizardwrites]

[starboodoesstuff]

"I'm gonna rip that cape off your back and choke you with it!"

-Arkham Knight

[azraeldigabriel]

There is no feeling more hopeless than watching your dog munch on your newly bought headphones on his nanny cam while you’re 45 minutes away at work and you don’t get off for another 3.5 hours

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

Honestly one of my favorite parts of 40k are the absolutely ridiculous names everyone and everything has.

"Satan's Asshole has been a peaceful planet...UNTIL NOW. Join Sister Charity von Magdaleen as she investigates the terrible secret lying beneath this seemingly loyal planet's peaceful facade, a secret that could shake the Imperium to the core. But can she trust the mysterious Inquisitor Lausifurr to aid her??"

[zevlors-tail]

Re-entering my Spencer Reid era. Re-watching Criminal Minds. ATP this blog is about to be multifandom 😐

[mauveflowers]

😳

[reality-refuge]

Jordan: so Robin lives here now?

Newt: yeah, just worked out that way!

Jordan: cool!

Jordan: so, anyway...

Jordan: wanna date?

Newt: of course!

[cavehags]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck... don draper is guilty of a lot of crimes (tying his mistress to the bed and leaving her there, etc) but surely one of the top 10 worst is having a lovely picnic in the park and leaving it like THIS

[pirateswhore]

gonna join ur moot and say that i Love ur pfp !! his hottest scene idc idc

THANK YOU so much. he's fr fr so hot in that scene. like damn sir.

[cmgirlie]

thighs.

[oakfathers-embrace]

”Oh dear… No… Halsin… I…”

*I sit down in front of you and takes your hands in mine and pull you gently closer into a warm embrace, cooing you*

”I’m so sorry… I’m so so so sorry… I didn’t mean to trigger you… I’m so sorry… So sorry…” I whisper into your hair, scratching your back slowly up and down with the tip of my claws

"Trigger? Wh- what do you mean?" He asks, holding onto you tightly- though still with enough of his wits about him to make sure he doesn't hurt you.

It takes him a few moments to gain his composure, holding onto you to ground himself as he steadys his breathing.

He pulls away slowly, clearly shaken up by what's just happened.

"That was- hells, I can't remember such a thing happening to me. Not since..." Halsin thinks back to when exactly he's ever felt this, realisation dawning on him as he remembers. "Since the Drow..."

He sits up and clears his throat, struggling to find words for a moment before he speaks. "I apologise for that, my friend. I didn't think such a thing would affect me like that, I truly did not mean to make you uncomfortable."

He laughs nervously before adding. "I suppose there are some things I still need to work through- I had thought my past to be long behind me. I am sorry that it took just now for me to realise it. Had I known sooner, I am sure all of this could have been avoided."

[an-unraveling-unknown]

Anyways. as expected I am losing my f u cKINGN MIND