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Oh to be a spirit bear

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Damian: Richard I demand you read this book to me.

Dick: Aww Dam! Of course I will! Do you want me to do the voices?

Damian: If it brings you joy… I will allow you to do them.

Dick: Sure Dami I can do the voices!

Damian: …

Damian: Thank you Richard.

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Kryptonians live long, you see

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I was watching invincible and thought like what if kryptonians were like viltrumites with their lifespans? And Tim being a regular person, Kon is bound to outlive him.

Anyways, I swear I’m going to post things other than timkon😭

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Kon, about Tim: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.

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More baby Tim au, but what if Damian was 13 and Tim was a baby

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Damian: Father, it seems to be trying to eat Alfred’s (the cat) Food. *pointing at baby Tim who just started crawling grabbing a handful of cat food*

Bruce: WHAT

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Damian laying in bed, holding Tim above him in the air.

Damian: Mother said I was a cute and smart baby, you wouldn’t meet her standards.

Dick *who was walking by*: DAMIAN!

Damian:

Tim: *baby noises*

Damian: *whispering* you meet my standards.

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Bruce, panicked: Damian, if you babysit Tim while I’m gone I’ll pay you 100 dollars. And allow you to get a new pet

Damian: sure

Also Damian: would’ve done it for free

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Damian: this is Steph, can you say hi?

Tim, being held by Damian: *baby noises*

Steph, also a baby: *baby noises*

Damian: uh

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Damian is a really good brother to Tim, as Tim gets older his brotherly skills develop a lot more.

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there is a voice inside my head that whispers “wing au” every time i join a new fandom. it is currently winning.

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I love the HC where all the brothers are like "yeah, Dick is an idiot lol" but the moment someone says something bad about him, they jump to defend him with their lives... Even from himself, lol

Jason: Dick? Ah, yeah, he's stupid.

X: Ha! Yes, I bet he can't even add 2 + 2.

Jason: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? That guy was a mathlete, he won every damn contest he entered. Gotham Academy has a whole hall just for his trophies in different disciplines, both mental and physical skill. You wish you could be like that.

Tim: Sometimes I wish Nightwing would stop trusting people so much.

X hero: He's very naive, isn't he?

Tim: What??? No! The guy is a master manipulator, he knows every move you're going to make and he's three miles ahead of you. Whatever you do, he will know and be able to react accordingly in a second. He has more contingency plans than Batman! He is far from being naive!

Damian: You are too soft with them.

Dick: I am, aren't I? I guess I'm not at my best anymore.

Damian: Don't you dare say that again. You're one of the best fighters I know and you're the only person in the world I know who can do the stunts you do. You are literally the epitome of human fitness. Shut up. Don't look down on my Batman.

Duke just punched two people who were talking bad about Richie after he gave an interview on TV <3

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The original "Damn Bitch you live like this?"

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People liked the baby Tim au so now I offer you toddler Tim

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Jason: Let’s play with your toys

Tim: ok!

Tim, goes over to puzzle: you sit there

Jason, sitting in the opposite end of the table: what do I do?

Tim: sit qi-quiet

Jason: …

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Tim, grabbing onto Bruce’s hand: strawberries

Bruce: when we get to the park

Tim: no

Bruce: excuse me?

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: I want Dickie

Bruce:

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Damian: Timothy, I’ve brought you a gift.

Tim, likely on the ground minding his own business: ?

Damian, tosses a box of legos at him: here

Tim: …

Damian: what?

Tim: I-I have this one

Damian: how..

Tim: daddy!

Damian:

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Clark, on babysitting duty: So, what do you want to do?

Tim: airplane.

Clark: I don’t think Bruce-

Tim: airplane.

Clark proceeds to grab Tim and fly around.

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Toddler Tim would be the most direct child

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MY BLORBO WOULD NEVER SAY THAT (i say as they drag me into the insane asylum)

If there's one thing I hate, it's ACTUAL COMIC WRITERS fucking up the charactization of THE CHARACTERS THEY ARE MEANT TO BE LOOKING AFTER

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Damian: Why did Richard quit being Robin and move out?

Jason: He- wait, why did you?

Dick: Joker shot me in the shoulder.

Tim, scoffing: You wouldn't quit because of that, c'mon tell us the actual reason.

Dick: How would you kn- Oh yeah, your stalker years.

Tim: I wasn't a stalker

Dick: Keep telling yourself that.

Damian: Richard stop deflecting the question.

Dick:

Jason: Dick

Dick, sighing: Bruce got really upset and didn't want me getting hurt as Robin.

Tim: You wouldn't listen to that without a fight so do tell what else did he do to make you quit?

Damian, catching on: Did Father fire you?

Dick: He did it to keep me safe.

Tim: If he fired you, did he kick you out too?

Dick: I guess...

Damian: Richard was 17 at the time, was he not?

Jason: Roy mentioned you staying at his place once. Did Bruce not give you a place to stay?

Dick, getting increasingly nervous: I only spent a few nights, and I could make money perfectly fine.

Tim, growing pale: B didn't help you?

Dick: Don't worry, I don't think he'd do that to any of you.

Damian, appalled: I'm his blood son but what difference is there between you and Drake?

Dick: Well, I was going to age out in a couple months anyway.

Jason: Age out?

Tim, dread filling him: The articles only referred to him as B's ward.

Jason: Why are you mentioning that now, there's some more important things to be thinking about!

Damian: ...Was Richard not adopted?

Dick: I'm still here, y'know.

Damian: Apologies, but I require a proper response. Were you adopted?

Dick: I am now.

Everyone:

Jason: I'm murdering Bruce.

Tim, grinning: I have some alternatives in mind

Jason: Oh?

Damian: I shall sharpen my blades in preparation.

Dick, exasperated: stop, please.

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Pretty patties?

What's next?

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*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately

*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it

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I saw some snippet of a callout post for an autistic trans woman where they list social faux pas she committed, and I think we allistic people should all feel 100x more ashamed of not telling people in the moment how we feel about what they're doing. I think its extremely evil and cruel to not only lie to an autistic person and blame them for it but also to feel justified shaming them for your behavior. And it's currently the social norm to do that

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Stole this tweet so I could put it here and have the ability to reblog it a bajillion times in row

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their first kiss <3