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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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imagine genloss 2 was called oasis because they're gonna burst into "wonderwall" halfway through

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Just for the record, Dick could totally beat those kids up

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Transportation

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My dears , when will you get the chance to be happy

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while holding his face gently: you're an idiot

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Batman is good with babies.

He knows how to hold them, fight with them strapped to his chest, put them to sleep, feed them, change them, everything.

Even as Bruce Wayne.

It's the one thing the public knows for a fact because that man kisses babies on the head at galas like he's some sort of priest dedicating a baby.

HOWEVER.

The second his kids have babies of their own, all that knowledge flies out the window.

He'd be scared to death about if he's holding the babies right, feeding the babies right, refuses to go anywhere but the couch holding the babies because he doesn't want to drop them on accident.

He's an overly protective and overly worried worrywart grandpa for sure.

That being said.

I also like to think that the batkids have kids around the same time just to see Bruce cry and to take pictures of him crying with like 10 kids laying on him from ages 0-5.

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Breaker box boys (ignore the tool box)

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☆ metropolis kid!

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I don't gamble because I use up all my luck in just staying alive. So either my budget is already spent up and I win nothing, or then I win one time and then immediately get hit by a truck.

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He is almost three apples tall

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we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

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Damian has labeled every plant in the manor.

Latin name, care instructions, feeding schedule. If one dies, he grieves it quietly and Alfred replaces it within 48 hours. There’s a small memorial in the garden labeled “Alfred the Fern.”

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mfw i come back from the dead and end up with 1 million new brothers that can bully me

(tiktok with the original audio)

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Fantasy idea: The reason why elves always sound so eloquent and poetic is because they only learn human languages from classic human poems and literature - they are aware that the language in them is very quickly outdated, but it's still easier to maintain and keep up than trying to learn new human vernacular every single new century. They don't talk like that in elvish. Going like

"If all came to pass as my eyes see and my heart pieces it together, it was wolves who tore our camp asunder. At the darkest hour, in the shelter of the night and emboldened by the shadows and our unguarded, defenseless sleep, they emerged from the woods like gaunt thieves to seek whatever they could take."

[another elf, in elvish] "What did you say?"

"Wolves. Them fucking varmints ripped up our shit."

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Tim finds it first. A file labeled Kal-El buried in the Batcomputer.

Photos. Flight patterns. Heat vision signatures. Public vulnerabilities. Private ones.

And a second file. Encrypted.

Tim opens it. Inside:

• Clark’s Earth wedding vows (transcribed from memory)

• A picture from the Watchtower of Clark laughing, backlit by stars

• A single audio clip labeled Heartbeat

Tim blinks. Frowns.

Doesn’t tell anyone.

But when he passes Clark next, he says, “He cares. A lot. Even if he catalogues it like a psychopath.”

Clark smiles. Just a little.