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That sweat drop was a paid actor 🥵
Resurfacing this Max gif cuz wtf
#i am not proud of the sound i made when this popped up on my pinterest feed#sir what the hell#man’s chest is a mile wide#pls sir hv mercy 😭#max verstappen#mv33#mv#f1#formula 1#lestappen#< just adding this in case anyone wants to delulu with me#cuz IMAGINE
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Sept 21, 2024 | Lego Rapeepong (5s)
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hey why is the body's dad telling us now, two days before we move in, that paying for a meal plan should be our responsibility after he and the body's mom several times said they'd pay for one for us. what the fuck
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So I just asked google if peanut butter is a condiment, came across this “the ledger” atricle and proceeded to spend 5 minutes reading some guy not only argue the validity of peanut butter as a food, but also the exact and only allowed specifications at which peanut butter should be used in all things eating.
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#sir#sir what the hell#i just checked the time stamp on the thing#its 1:11am#checks out ig#i need to tell someone this and my friends aren't responding to my 11pm textss
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crosshair being far sighted yes sir yes ma’am
Some Bad Batch Headcanons
Tech snores like a dad
Wrecker actually is a quiet sleeper
Hunter does the bare minimum to care for his hair, like he uses hand soap for it, and it still looks amazing
Omega being born with a blonde mutation and not having any developmental issues led the Kaminoans to allowing more blond clone troopers to live to deployment
Wrecker is the one that initiates picking up and carrying Omega mostly because it is easier for him to keep an eye on her this way
Wrecker has lost Omega in crowds more than once because she is barely hip height to him in S1, couple that with little to no vision in one eye and a trashed ear, he struggles a little bit (hence the picking up and carrying)
Despite not liking regs, the Batch had a lot of respect for the 501st and drew many of their battle strategies from 501st tactics
Echo didn’t share much about his time with the 501st until Omega came around, this lead to multiple story times which had the whole bad batch circled around him listening and fangirling
Crosshair cannot see things close up, as his eyes were modified for long distance, he needs classes or contacts for reading things but refuses to wear glasses
That being said he will steal Tech’s goggles because they do help quite a bit
Given the choice, Omega will choose Wrecker’s bunk to sleep in over Hunter’s
This is due to A) Wrecker actually likes cuddling and barely moves in his sleep, B) she noticed that Hunter doesn’t sleep as well with someone else in his bunk
That doesn’t stop Hunter from pouting that she chooses Wrecker
Echo is really good at sparring after his ARC training, being down 3 limbs only motivated him to get back to his peak form as well as he could. He can and will put anybody in the Bad Batch (including wrecker) on their shebs
Tech is ordained and can officiate weddings (no one knows when he did this or why)
#also tech being an ordained minister#sir what the hell#the bad batch#the bad batch headcanons#tbb headcanons
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Me explaining Jason lore to a friend:
Me: So his dad goes to jail and then he takes care of his mom while she's sick and develops addiction but she dies and then he's on the streets, where he's like, starving. But then he tries to steal the wheels of the Batmobile and meets Batman!
Her: oh nice
Me: yeah, after a quick stint in a terrible group home he's taken in by Batman and becomes Robin and he's an absolute sweetheart, he has his issues sometimes but like they're so understandable and he's the cutest! And then he may or may not kill a man after finding the body of his victims who killed herself, and then he finds out his mom wasn't his bio mom so he runs away to find her, but he tells her he's robin and then she betrays him and sells him out the Joker, who brutally beats him up with a crowbar! And then there's a bomb that explodes and he tries to shield his bio mom from the blast! And she still dies! And he also dies! At fifteen years old!
Her: wait what
Me: and then he wakes up in his grave
Her : oh no
Me: and he has to dig himself out.
Her: what
Me: and then he immediately gets hit by a fucking car and is brought to the hospital where he immediately falls into a coma
Her: wtf
Me: and then he's catatonic because of brain damage
Her: ...
Me: It gets worse.
#so many BAD EVENTS#and for what#jason todd#dc#red hood#dc comics#robin#jaybin#robin ii#it's almost comedic how brutally the succession of bad events happens#like bro literally cannot catch a break#batman a death in the family#didn't even include that time he had to crawl through a pile of corpses as robin#sir that is a fifteen years old what the hell
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King??? Husband ????? father ??????? WRONG!!!! FUCKED UP !!!!!!!!!!
Barry actually finished a WIP for once ??? Huh??? What the ?? Hell ????? What is this insanity
Fun fact I drew most of while I was having the most horrific painful migraine which . Is kinda stupid maybe but uh . I need art block DEAD so 😛😛😛
shading is buns but that is ok 🙏 shading is always buns in this house
Ok byebeye also it my birthday soon or somethig hurray
#art#digital art#dragons#wings of fire#wof#wof fanart#wof gill#gill wof#I had such a strong urge to draw somethign but didn’t know what#until I remembered this cool as hell sketch that I really liked of Gill soo badabing badaboom#what a tragic man I HATE HIM (lie)#hello sir . death via daughter#maybe drawing this RIGHT after drawing tsunami was mean but ❤️
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Went to apply for a job, midway through I learned that the person hiring is someone I respect very, very much in my field (who I have never spoken to), then saw the application site was closed (How Did I Miss the Deadline for this Really Cool Job!!!!) and then saw that it was the website's fault and that they were taking applications through LinkedIn DM's. So I did the premium trial & sent my reel in, and they told me they're sending it to recruitment/leads and that it's a good reel!!!! And then the person I have respected for years sent me a friend request!
I'm beside myself!!
#Honestly?? I'd love this job but to have this professional who I've really admired for years tell me my reel was good enough#to send forward to people in this company#If they tell me I need more experience or more professional development I won't even be mad!!! I'd be like you know what sir!!!#You sure as Hell Know Better Than I Do!#I legitimately owe so much of my success to what this person very generously provided to students at affordable prices. So much!!#I'm sure the friend request was to prevent me from having to stay on premium to speak with them but STILL!
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I‘m????? normal?????
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#firstkhao#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#I am unwell thank you#trying had to hold my screams at work rn#what in the fcking hell is this#the first one????????#KHAO LOOKS TINY IM IN TEARS#the hair?????#he looks like a tiny loser fr#also kant? big time yok energy#SIR THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT A K*LLER#kant youre pathetic#looks like my prayers for another yok-type role for first were heard afterall#im so used to giving and now i get to receive#i wont survive this dumb show im afraid#goodbye
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like one night ago i watched the new one piece episode and felt so old crazy men yaoi pilled that i deliriously drew this idk if it's really worth posting so i might delete later
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#artsits on tumblr#one piece#one piece fanart#one piece mihawk#dracule mihawk#crocodile one piece#sir crocodile#idk#don't talk to me idk what the hell this is#crocodile x mihawk#mihawk x crocodile#cross guild#uhm#i think this might be old men yaoi#except they're insane#cannibalism as a metaphor for love#this is half a joke#crocohawk
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Re-posting this for... reasons...
Vincent Price as the devil/Mr. Scratch
The Story of Mankind (1957)
#vincent price#the story of mankind#matches#one of my faves#history#Him#LOOK AT HIM#s...sir!#and if this is what the devil looks like...im going to hell#babe of all time#blowing out a match#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#my gif#gif made by me
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“destiel losing to msr is an unbelievable crazy letdown” im not sure thats true “stucky losing to blackbonnet is utter bullshit” this we cannot possibly refute
#destiel losing to msr is like. its been an honor sir. yknow#also inhad to pause the post and look up what the hell the ofmd ship name is#kora.txt
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#johnny silverhand#cyberpunk 2077#phantom liberty#cp2077#cyberpunk2077edit#myedit#johnnysilverhandedit#sir what are you doing#v watching this like 'the hell is wrong with him'#mikoshi really messed him up#he don't even know how to clap anymore#lol
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Love the fanon of a sprawling lieutenant polycule aboard Terror because I imagine once Francis dries up its one of the things he has to finally address ins the harsh light of sobriety but when he sits them all down like "Guys. We have to talk." they all just start in like "Hypocrite! Hypocrite!! You and Captain Fitzjames--" OK GOOD TALK MEETING ADJOURNED WE NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN OK BYE
Last time he ever tries to "c'mon son" his iPad babies
#the terror#should have had more quality time!!#Sir John told you to have family dinner!#then one day you look up like are you guys knocking off my steward what the hell
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hit it & quit it — amanda vs. shayne
#alexa play sir mix-a-lot's baby got back#what the hell are they doing#smosh#smoshblr#shayne topp#amanda lehan canto#smosh shayne#smosh amanda#shaymanda#smosh gifs#gif#my gifs#are queue ladies done chattering
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when you realise Charlie's Mom has been gone for seven years:
when you realise Alastor was also gone for seven years:
#what the hell do i do with this realization?!?!#i feel like i cracked a code or smth#like i shouldn't know this!#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#charlie morningstar#vaggie#angel dust#husk#alastor#lilith#nifty#sir pentious
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