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fun fact: even if alastor was "white passing" it doesn't necessarily mean he'd have to look white by today's standards (although it's a perfectly valid hc and way to draw him)

for a lot of us, these people are pretty clearly mixed race but would have been considered passing in their day.

sometimes, you could pass because you wouldn't be considered white but something ambiguous - so you might claim your family was eastern european or claim some other race

so darker skin alastor with european features? might pass

light skinned alastor with black features? could also pass

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Mama Deer

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I may not care for radioapple, but Alastor and Lucifer fighting over decor like an old married couple is something I need

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Love the vibes these two bring to the party

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imagine this: they are both sober

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blitzø's tail appreciation

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Fresh Fruit Sampler in Misc. Fabrics || Minnesota State Fair Entry

Progress Pictures Part One || Part Two

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-"Ah yes, my favorite show... " *Looks at smudged writing on the palm* -"Furry Hotel"

(Niffty is a wasp - cause she is a small insect that will stab you even though you didn't even knew she was there...)

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hi radiostatic nation im once again expressing to the masses that radiostatic isnt one sided alastor THRIVES OFF ATTENTION FROM VOX. The only reason it looks one sided is because Vox is just SO OVERWHELMINGLY OBSESSED WITH ALASTOR. and Alastor is at the very least asexual, possibly aroace, so the way he displays and percieves intimacy is different but not just completely impossible. When every single person in the world out here saying radiostatic is onsided I am sometimes just like hm maybe u dont know the vast spectrum of ways people can be asexual. Also maybe u are destroying Alastor's character integrity in favor of your Vox angst. It's literally impossible that someone like Alastor, BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORE EVER doesn't love that Vox is watching him all the time. He sees the cameras and leaves them there, poses for them sometimes, as a taunt but also as an invitation. A promise that he will keep performing so long as Vox keeps watching. This is my vision. If you act like Alastor genuinely doesn't care about Vox in any form... sory u fell for his mask

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this one's inspired by @cringefailvox's time has changed the metaphor!

It was such a good read and I couldn't stop thinking about these three ever since.

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i am still not out of these dumb memes. here.

part 1

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Day 1 - Vacation

Special Treatment from the Captain? How exciiiiting~ 🍹

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Pt 2 of my Hazbin redesigns! More are on the way! (Adam is getting a RE-redesign soon!)

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CW anti Radioapple and Zukka, if you like these ships, please ignore this message!

Someone recently wrote a post about how it makes no sense that Radioapple is one of the most popular ships in the fandom.

And, dude, my gosh, I totally agree!

The post seems to be deleted now, so I can’t reblog :(

Among all the Alastor ships out there Radioapple makes the least sense. And yeah, I am not against people shipping it if they like, but it’s so irritating to me that it became so popular 😫

You cannot escape it even if you try in Tumblr, and I have zero interest in seeing it.

RadioRose and Radiostatic have the backstory and at least some connection and chemistry on the deeper level. I will never understand why these ships loose to freaking Radioapple in terms of popularity…

I have a feeling that ppl just choose the “most pretty boys” and ship them together, even if there is no context for that.

It’s the same thing with ATLA fandom, where Zukka is the most popular ship, and god damn, they make no sense in canon! They are just pretty…

And again, no hate if you like Radioapple or Zukka, I am just whining because I can’t escape these ships in fandom no matter how hard I try, and I see no appeal in them for myself.

And yeah, I put the anti tags, so ppl who like those ships, please just ignore! The post is definitely not for you, and my goal is not to offend you or what you like.

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God, he's so fucking weird. I love him.

Does he have a bed? Who knows. Does he even sleep? Who knows! I present... Alastor's room from ep.3, the full length edition.

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I know everyone's already said this, but Vox is so funny because he's quite literally the most competent and professional Vee.

EXCEPT for when it comes to Alastor.

Like, HE’S the one who had to calm down Valentino and keep him from making a scene. (Especially because, yes, it looks bad if they can't control their employees, but - even in hell - it looks even worse if their top pornstar has to be dragged to the studio vs walking in on his own).

Velvette doesn't give a shit about professionalism. Like, Vox wanted to talk to Carmine about Angelic Security, and you think THAT'S how he wanted Velvette to treat her to try to guarantee them working together? Absolutely not.

(Also, Vox being able to immediately turn the tide of the paparazzi harassing him about news that JUST broke? Granted, he did use his hypnosis, but it wouldn't have worked if he didn't immediately come up with something on the fly. He knows how to keep his company running AND looking good, as WELL as being innovative enough to create new things with little to no notice.)

The other two Vees? I would not trust either of them to be the public speaker or the face of the company the way Vox is. Do you think either Velvette or Valentino would have been able to come up with a solution to the moved-up Extermination date in a way that pleased the general public?

But then. Some old timey radio deer shows back up and he immediately breaks down and can't plan for shit.

He sings a silly little song and immediately gets owned to the point he loses power to the entire city.

He plans to break in using a dude they KNOW is incompetent, and his only response when it (obviously) fails is to fucking gamer anon hate with "hahaha kys loser!" and the second he is confronted with Alastor’s face he can't do anything. He doesn't even try a single other thing after this point, cutting his loses entirely.

And THEN he avoids the meeting sending Velvette instead, potentially fucking up their ability to collaborate because he can't handle seeing Alastor.

This bisexual wreck of a television doesn't fucking leave his gamer dungeon once since Alastor is back, doing everything he can to avoid seeing him in real life.

Like, imagine what dealing with Vox is like from Alastor's perspective. HE never sees the professionalism or competence - he ONLY ever gets the pathetic mew-mew Vox!

Alastor is constantly being told how competent Vox is with his company and shit, but the second he's in the same room with him Vox is glitching and can't walk in a straight line without running into a wall or something. If I were Alastor, I'd have fun teasing the television too, because, like, what's wrong with him? It's funny!

Like, does Alastor register that this treatment is only for him, or does he think the rest of hell is pathetic enough to not notice or to just accept it? Does Alastor think Vox is like this all the time, and he's using his hypnosis to make everyone else forget about it?

Vox is just such a funny man, he has one weakness and it's just Alastor - and Alastor isn't even doing anything, he's just nearby minding his own goddamn business, lmao.

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Why is calling Alastor dramatic so fkn funny to me 😭

Guys

They built him a whole new radio tower to come home to. They knew his dramatic ass was just off licking his wounds.

Charlie: We should have a nice room ready for Alastor when he gets back!

Lucifer: Ughh, fine. Just put it on the opposite end from me