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hisoka i can’t keep defending you like this …….
#yue yaps#yue reads hxh#THIS IS SO SJDNSKJDCJDK#IM CRYING I HAD TO DOUBLE TAKE BECAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE VANILLA#‘ravage a partner one on one’ 🫦#sir pls do#IM NOT EVEN UP TO DATE W THE MANGA BUT LIKE OMG NEW CHAPTER HES HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#hxh 405#hxh manga#hxh manga spoilers#hunter x hunter
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Merlin *on four hrs of sleep for the past week, dirty from a fight, definitely has a concussion and at least two untreated injuries, one of which he’s bleeding out from, leans over on someone’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur *still blushing from Merlin leaning on him and is now very confused w his emotions*: YOU HAVE MAGIC?!
Merlin: oh… sorry.
Merlin *moves to Lancelot’s shoulder*: Arthur has no idea I have magic!
Arthur: I can still hear you!! You’re right next to me and you’re yelling!!
The knights:… you didn’t know??
#Arthur: what do you mean “I didn’t know?! you all did?! and didn’t tell me???#Gwaine: he was never subtle about it princess#Elyan: you mean to tell me every time he’s shouting spells you never heard that?? Really??#Arthur: so you’re a traitors..#Percival: no not all of us Leon looks like he didn’t know as well#Leon: oh I knew I just didn’t think it important#Arthur: DIDNT THINK IT IMPORTANT?! He has magic and you knew!!#Leon: Sire pls in my defense Merlin confesses to treason at least twice a month and he always gets away with it in the end#Arthur:… moving on#Leon that night: dear diary tomorrow morning I turn in my resignation.. I can’t wait to finally be free..#bbc merlin#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#merlin emrys#im sorry#arthur#arthur and merlin#knights of the round table#leon the long suffering#lancelot#gwaine#sir elyan#sir percival#Lancelot: so none of you are going to mention the injuries…?#Lancelot: alright then let’s go to gaius Merlin#Merlin: do you guys ever get scared of toasters??#everyone: tf is a toaster??#omg I forgot a tag!!#source: himym
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I gen love alastors expressions
can't wait to see more of him <3
#i wanna do things to him...#pls sir#i beg of thee#let me have my fun#hes so spunky i love it#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#hazbin alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#alastor#screenshots#screencaps#viziepop#overture#s1 e1
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Poolverine out of context…either they have a pain kink or they just like getting tied up…or both? Let’s do both.
#poolverine#also can I rant on something more like about someone…#Hugh jackman sir youre killing us here#why is a 55 year old is ummmm I cant say what I want to say but omg why#op is having an existential crisis like??? do I like older men or its just a HUGE ACKMAN thing#pls let it be the latter bc im 23 and I having a mid mid life crisis ohhhh#thirsting on main again I deserve jail time#I'm going in an apology tour#anyways Ryan Reynolds looks good too ig/s#youre doing amazing sweetie#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#Logan x wade#deadclaws#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Logan def had one…sir I know what happened with jean l
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(x) it's a good thing i've already listened to this podcast episode cus i am not paying attention like this
#HI CUTIE sitting right up close nose first angle just the way it should be<3333#media blitz#he keeps pulling at his shirt to scratch at his chest and neck and 1 now i understand why he ruins his shirt necklines and 2#i feel wildly lecherous watching him do it. sir pls pull that down a little more sir
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Dunmeshi memes: Valentine’s special with Chil and Marci
It’s valentines and love is real, happy day of having love and haterism both in your heart everyone
Parts : 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 Specials: Canaries - harsh - (Valentines)
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#marchil#dunmeshi memes#memes#he's there for gambling lucky numbers please sir do not remind him of his tragic marriage#anyways take it or leave it I'm just a little guy just a little bday guy no violence pls#suddenly realized it was valentines then quickly made like half of these
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rnz + whatever the hell this is supposed to be THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪
#the spirealm#致命游戏#userdramas#asiandramanet#cdramaedit#cdramasource#死亡万花筒#thespirealmedit#kodedit#kaleidoscope of death#danmeiedit#danmei#*gifs#xia zhiguang#huang junjie#userinahochi#userkimchi#tuserjade#seamayweed#userspicy#userginpotts#tuserashinlae#lextag#roserayne#baek1nho#pls sir why do you do this to me i am weak#rip colouring
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Me, reading the idea that Jason thinks he accidentally kills Dick in the dragon au: WAIT no-
Me, imagining Dick surviving somehow - on a wing and a prayer, and him clawing his way back to Gotham with Nightwing because there's no way he's letting this be the last time he sees his family and brother: wait.
Me, imagining that instead of going home, Dick just drags himself to wherever Jason's kingdom is, confronting him there and seeing just how badly Jason spiraled after thinking he killed his older brother: okay this may be onto something here.
Omg!!! Bonus points if Dick only gets so far in his journey because well meaning commoner recognizes the crown prince and realizes that “shit, if the new tyrant/king/whatever went crazy because of this dude, maybe getting him back will do the reverse thing? And stop him feeding people to Red?”
#the common folk of Jason’s little kingdom adore him#but they’re getting pretty fed up with his new temper tantrums#like dude we get it you’re big and mean and scary#and your dragon is absolutely friggin terrifying#but pls stop feeding the corrupt nobility to her#you’re doing more harm than good#your poor dragon is gonna get indigestion at this rate#and nobody wants a cranky Red with indigestions thank you sir#bonus points if the common folk think it’s a tragic love story#in reality the crown prince is gonna drag Jason home by his hear and lecture him all about respecting your elders#okay now we’re moving into crack territory oops#dragon au#jason todd#dick grayson#Nightwing#red hood
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This is also so fucking hyper specific but can we talk more about when men fuck you from behind and they put their thumb on your asshole because that is enough to send me to an early grave.
#JUST THE IMPLICATION OF PUSHING IT IN#Like pressing down on your rim and feeling you try to suck them in#and asking you whether you want them to ruin that hole next like yes pls sir#or maybe they do push it in#or them filming it like that to send to all their friends SIGHH#or just like lazy fucking while you ride them in reverse and they just put their hand there not to move you but just holding on#the dirty talk potential is UNMATCHED#thirst posts#jo thirsts
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NGL I FORGOT TO POST AND DRAW!!!! uuuuuuuuuuh...
Have the sillies vjslvjslvjssljv
He just can't help it guys c'mon 😞😞😞
#my art#fanart#fanartist#doodle#fear & hunger cahara#fear & hunger#fear and hunger#f&h ragnvaldr#f&h enki#f&h d'arce#f&h cahara#f&h1#f&h#modern au#do fucking sillie like#sir you don't need to steal food from their fridge anymore i promise you that pls sir sjvlschkhcshlsc
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wolbert week day 1: a new life
a miracle is the sound of reality buckling
#wolbertweek2024#warrior of light#Ardbert#fanart#speedpaint#i draw sometimes#Final Fantasy XIV#unsyncing seat of sacrifice once again like mr elidibus sir do not aggro on me i am just inspecting the floors over here#anyway there are a couple of other minor tweaks in this au for how the shb patches go down#but basically seat of sacrifice sorta doesn't happen. or at least elidibus doesn't transform & ardbert's body isn't destroyed in the proces#1) wol with ardbert's soul in tow is very op (pls nerf)#2) he kinda takes elidibus by surprise there because he hasn't actually done a very good showing for him before lol#+ elidibus has seen how he usually never speaks up nvm abt raising his voice#but went out of his way to demand ardbert's body back & so he very clearly has wol rattled and is very smug abt it#and there's 0 hesitation on wol's part this time bc he feels bolstered by his promise to cylva to put an end to this#try summoning now when you're too busy catching these hands#THERE'S MORE but by god did these tags get away from me#anyway hello how are you all doing
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some doodles for Crocoboy's birthday 💚🐊💚
#one piece#sir crocodile#HAPPY WANI BIRTHDAY#I wish I could do something bigger than doodles for him but no time no time...#Croc my beloved pls take my offering
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rik and ade as students/young actors. from bottom: exposed
#why do i wanna watch the student films they were in ESPECIALLY if they were Serious lmao#i assume these were student films bc it was the Manchester uni segment. pls correct me if im wrong!#and if theres a place to watch them... please someone lmk lol#rik mayall#ade edmondson#adrian edmondson#britcom#they look so fineee#even tho ade is picking his nose#also the halloween gifs are a little scary 😭 whats in ur mouth sir?? what is this costume??#also i assume thats ade beside him in the wig and sunnies in the first gif at the party?#but also what is he dressed as too?? a rlly bad tom baker dr who costume?
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JB taking pics with fans at the Pittsburgh Penguins game last night.
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[Ellis fussing] Wyatt: What were you doing? Kian: He was whinging… Wyatt: Probably because you’re mithering him-.. he’s just tired, he’ll fall asleep if you leave him be. … Kian: Do you like it, being a father? [Wyatt shrugged; the last person he wanted to discuss parenting with was Kian] Kian: I always thought I’d have kids one day, not you. Wyatt: Well.. it’s not broken, is it? [Kian snorted derisively, changing the subject after a lengthy pause] Kian: Leah’s dad died. Wyatt: So? Kian: He’s buried next to her-.. did you ever visit? Wyatt: Why would I. Kian: I don’t know, to pay your respects? Wyatt: I didn’t have any respect for her. [Kian clenched his jaw, though remained silent] Wyatt: You’re an imbecile if you think she made the right call by choosing you-.. you only gave yourself up because of her, and what did it achieve? Maybe it’s time to move on… Kian: I have. Wyatt: [scoffs] Sure-.. if you’re after the good ol’ days, you’re not going to find them here. I’m surprised you haven’t dragged yourself to Kaden, no doubt he’ll be the Arturo of Oasis Springs by now; in fact, he probably already was. Kian: Why haven’t you? Wyatt: That’s not what I want. Kian: We still could-.. I thought we had each other’s backs? We’re all we have now… [Wyatt scoffed incredulously, stunned into a brief silence, but Kian was dead serious] Wyatt: When did you ever have my back? Kian: Erm, plenty of times-.. and I didn’t turn you in, did I?! Wyatt: Because you had no idea where I was! [Kian pointed a limp finger in his brother’s direction, but Wyatt interrupted him before he could defend himself] Wyatt: You don’t know me, you never did-.. you wouldn’t have known where to start if it weren’t for Darien. Who - by the way - is more of a brother to me than you ever were or could be.
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#wyatt shaw#kian flanagan#ellis yoshida#ooooooough.. wyatt is so savage#love that for him#and for kian#boooooooo that man#and sir.. pls do not touch the baby#✋#also rip dean.. live fast die young kinda guy#he was prolly only in his sixties
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03.30.24 (SEA vs DAL): BRANDON TANEV experiences the horrors on the bench
#brandon tanev#seattle kraken#kraken lb#krakenedit#krakenblr#hockeyblr#hockeyedit#nhl#nhledit#ice hockey#my stuff#my gifs#my hockey gifs#he's so funny pls#sir why does your face do that#q
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