#sir pentious I will always be your number one

[bag-of-milk69]

GOD I am a mess that last episode was so good

[circeyoru]

Collection of Overlords _ Part 1.5

[Alastor & Other Overlords x Soul Owner of All Overlords!Reader]

Part 1 — Part 1.5 (here) — Part 2 — Part 3 — Part 4 — Part 5 — Part 6 — Part 7 — Part 8 — Part 9  — Part 10 — Part 11 — Part 12 — Part 13

Okay, I think this needs to be set clear before there are future parts since no one asked about Reader’s/your presence in the show was. While you never made a formal appearance until in Part 1, which is after the battle with Heaven, you were hinted here and there.

Pilot: 

The beginning scene where Carmilla opens the curtains, showing Zestial, Zeezi, and Lucifer in the same. Then the scene of the Vees, and Rosie. There are eyes staring at them. Like just eyes

When the clock tower resets the extermination day, eyes opened to eye the new countdown before closing just as fast

During when Vaggie talks about “ancient and destructive evils”, your outline as a puppeteer is shown above all the Overlords

Episode 1: Overture

N/A

Episode 2: Radio Killed the Video Star

Alastor laughs at Sir Pentious that seeking to join the Vees was a terrible decision since their standing as Overlords was rocky and unstable. He taunts that Sir Pentious wouldn’t be able to hold the title as Overlord or fit in, referencing the Collection of Elites

Episode 3: Scrambled Eggs

After Zestial and Alastor were done with their chat like on the show, Zestial remarks that Alastor was very brave to go missing for 7 years but also remarkable that he was still in the Collection as per the mark on his soul

When Overlords are seated, they inspect the others to make sure the group was still intact and without change. Also reporting that there was no sighting or word from you, to their disappointment

After Velvette left, Zeezi laughed that the Vees’ days might be numbered with that attitude, Rosie chuckles and shrugs, saying that it wasn’t their decision or say in the matter

When Whatever It Takes is done, Zestial suggests for Carmilla to contact you on the matter since this was out of her hands. Carmilla sit back down on her chair, holding out a pendant with an eye design on it

The Egg Boiz reported to Alastor that Carmilla was the one to kill the angel and that she may contact someone, telling Alastor that Carmilla might have someone to back her up without knowing that Alastor know who it was implying

The same Egg Boiz didn’t mention you to Sir Pentious and only Carmilla killing an angel

(behind the scenes: you instructed for Carmilla to continue as always and maybe provide help to the hotel if she deemed it worthy)

Episode 4: Masquerade

When Valentino is offering a place for Charlie to star, he mentions how it could make him rich and show his dues to you without specifically mentioning you. Valentino’s a bit condescending when he addresses Charlie because he only sees you to be the one in higher power and rank

Valentino threatens Angel, hinting how he wouldn’t have some weak Princess or contracted soul ruin things for him. Meaning he is aware that he’s on thin ice with your interest and favour. Also implying that Charlie was nothing for him to fear, because he fears your wrath more

Valentino laughs how Charlie has no real power compared to what he faced with, confusing Angel since he has no idea of your involvement in the Overlords’ circle

While Husk was mentioning about his Overlord status, for the first time you’re mentioned, he talks about The Collector. “But when you’re dealing with souls while also being a gambler, the stakes are pretty high. I was warned about that, but when you’re winning, you don’t hear that kinda stuff. In my place, I lose a few hands and it got dangerous that I didn’t even know. When you’re down on your luck, you turn to anything to keep you afloat. Even making deals yourself.”

“What happened?”

“Turns out, I was long abandoned. And I wasn’t in the group anymore when I have that last deal. Like the fallen Overlords before me, I was hunted for being disrespectful and arrogant. Now I’m here.”

Episode 5: Dad Beat Dad

“Big talk for someone who’s also on a leash.”

“I should have torn your soul apart and broadcasted your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to abuse My Liege’s mercy and generousity! You were lucky your former Liege was merciful enough not to let your death happen.”

When Lucifer’s lecturing on Charlie about the hotel, he mentions how it lacks the power and authority needed to make it work. It’s referencing to you teaching Lucifer how to rule as the King of Hell when he first arrived

Episode 6: Welcome to Heaven

N/A

Episode 7: Hello Rosie!

(behind the scenes after Vaggie left, Carmilla grips on the pendant and hopes she did the right thing that wouldn’t disappoint you)

Episode 8: The Show Must Go On

The the Vees celebrate, they explicitly cheer for joy and anticipation that Alastor would be removed from the Collection of Elite while eyes were staring at them without their knowledge, also mentioning how they’d rise in ranks (favour)

Alastor’s breakdown is more centered around the possibility that he knew you were always watching and saw his defeat and shameful retreat, for his actions, he might fall from your interest and favour. He fears he’ll end up like Husk

When the news of the canceled extermination is being broadcasted to all of Hell, your silhouette was shown by a window with eyes closed and a small smile on your face. “Time to check in.”

Note: You can ignore this or not, but I had to at least put this out cause some Overlords' actions are a bit different, namely Alastor's breakdown reason.

Circe Y.

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[blueberrypancakesworld]

Hazbin Hotel Men - Take care of you

warning : fluff, hurt/comfort, crying, no use of Y/n, fem reader

Characters : Alastor , Angel Dust, Husk , Sir Pentious, Vox , Valentino

Info : So it is here my first work for the hazbin hotel fandom and I'm very excited. I'm in it again after watching years ago the pilot, the first few episodes of hb and the great/amazing music video adict. So have fun everyone and enjoy it ;)

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Alastor : A smile always graces his lips and even if you're not used to it, he's quite disturbed when his loved one doesn't smile too. They've been through a lot together, but when he walks through the corridors of the hotel from his broadcasting studio and finds his darling sad, even crying, the static goes out of his voice for a moment. He will always worry about his darling, the only one in his dark, twisted heart. ,,Darling, what's wrong...who should I make scream?" he asked, his claw-like fingers resting on your hands, the strange charged static running through you strange yet familiar. Almost judging and somehow tickling. He would listen quietly to what was on his darling's mind and let a soft song play over his wand, the song that had played when he got the letter. Your letter of admiration in such a cruel place as hell the radio demon had marveled at. ,,Or I'll just stay with you mhhh a little show?" he asked, gently wiping the tears from your cheek with his fingers before pulling his sweet tone from the bed and flicking the room into a reddish dance hall. The radio waves turned to a song and he gently guided his darling around the room, brushing away her tears with each turn, reminding her of the things they had together. The time they had together, the things they had done for each other. His special affection, his gratitude and his love that belonged only to her. ,,You know I'm always with you darling, no matter what," he reminded his heart before leaving a gentle kiss on the back of her hand as the music faded.

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Angel Dust : Angel Dust knew best what it meant when it came to money. He had lived it hell he was in that vicious circle and knew what it was like to be exploited for money almost every night. But in all this fire and poison he had found his own drug, so to speak. The one that had helped him when he was down, when he needed a break, when he couldn't sleep after night after night. She had sacrificed herself, Val had practically thrown herself at the throat, had taken it upon herself to become the number two in the business, something "enough" as Valentino called it. But Angel knew better than anyone that something like this didn't just pass you by. Which is why, with a warm tea in his hands, the spider heard the quiet knock on the door before he heard the ,,Come in." He didn't have to look to know that the runny makeup was from tears and other things. ,,Hey princess, come here," he murmured, putting the tea on the side table before slowly putting his hands around her. Never firm enough that she couldn't resist, always calm enough to show her that he didn't want what the others in the store wanted. The words flowed slowly over her lips and even though they both knew there was no point in talking about it, it felt good. It eased the pain and Angel was able to wipe away her tears before he gave her the tea. Because if there was one thing he had learned, it was that a cup of tea could work wonders in a few minutes and make you feel warm and safe. ,,I promise this will all end soon," he murmured, letting his beauty lay her head on his chest and he smiled gently as he saw the trembling of her body lessen with his calm heartbeat. At least they would both have something like hope for a while...a moment of calm and peace in the vicious circle.

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Husk : The clinking of glasses was something that could always be heard at the bar, either when the former overlord was sorting, washing or serving the glasses. The bottles made about the same sound but darker. But something still filled his bar: sniffling and sobbing. The sadness of his favorite, lucky clover, sitting at the bar with his head buried in his hands. He had just blown away to take another order because everyone else was already off to Satan's place. The beating of his wings could be heard as he hurriedly came over to her. He didn't need to look at the sad face, ,,I know you've given everything we all know that" he said and reached for the right drink he knew her favorite order was the one she had brought him back when he was lucky. He handed her the drink and slowly and gently took her hands from her face before she took the drink with a slight look of gratitude. He nodded in acknowledgment as he saw them both just sitting there for a moment, he slowly wrapped his sweat around her waist and pulled her a little closer, placing a wing on her shoulder. Knew the feathers were something she wanted. Because he was right, she let her fingers wander over the pattern. She finally gave in and told him about her yet another failed attempt to get money and power for the hotel, maybe even a few free ones, but nothing had worked. Instead, only the usual cursing and swearing...as the cave was true. Without happiness and kindness. ,,But our happiness and togetherness will last forever," he said and handed her one of his golden dice before the two of them rolled it over the wood of the ceiling. But in fact, when Husk pressed a gentle kiss on her cheek, both dice landed as doubles. They knew that together they had the best luck they could have as a couple.

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Sir Pentiuos : The airship's engine was loud, but the serpent demon was able to distinguish between the sound of an engine, the cracking of eggs and the sobs of its first officers. Turning away from the steering wheel, hoping that a cherry-scented bomb would not be thrown through the windshield, he made his way into the interior of his airship. ,,My beauty? Are you in here?" he asked as he looked into the individual rooms of the ship before he heard her from the craft room, where she was mostly developing her weapons. Weapons that had often led them both to victory, but this time it didn't work out. it was the third time in the last week that they had been caught by the bombs. He saw her sitting on one of the tables with another broken weapon in her hands, a mistake she took to heart. ,,Ohh darling please don't I'm here come here" he whispered and his forked snake tongue wetted her cheek lightly as he pulled her into an embrace. The kiss on her cheek made her smile as she saw that the serpentine demon was a little pink in the cheeks himself. His cuteness that he mostly didn't know about always cheered her up, he would always manage somehow. His snake tail curled around her body and his slightly scaly skin felt warm when she put her fingers on it. He knew his scales soothed her and his words dug into her like the bite of a snake. He slowly put her weapon aside and cuddled her again, encouraging her. ,,Shall I fetch the eggs? A big party, my dear, maybe a party," he suggested with a smile and shortly afterwards he lifted her into his arms before the two of them went to the little ones. The family sat down together and soon instead of crying, laughter and joy could be heard as Sir Pentious stood by their side.

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Vox : Voices can get loud, programs can get loud and with the three Vees it can get very very loud. If not the models, then Val's employees or hookers suffer from this. But this stress for new eriesn, new porn shoots and new clothes became too much for every demon. And when Vox went back to his office/broadcasting station he had, as always, an overishct on everything. A look at everything and everyone, but a look at the one screen he always had closest to him. Just a second later, he showed up in her room using his skills to make the viewers go haywire. They were always surrounded by noise, so he knew how good it was to have silence. ,,Hey button we'll take care of the ratings later...what do you need mhh?" he asked taking her cell phone from the one she was using to monitor the other ratings. He used his hands to pull her towards him, moving her slightly around the room, not necessarily dancing but playfully looking for that spark. ,,Come on, tell dear Vox what it is? Something special you want me to take care of?" he offered a small spark on her body, seeing that she smiled briefly knowing she liked it, that little shock that made her heart beat faster, drove her nerves and dispelled her fear. ,,You know no one can do anything to the four of us, we're different...and hot," he reminded her, laughing with her as his mood brought her back to her proper self. She felt the loaded kiss on her lips briefly but like catching up on a television. Before they moved across the room they shared a drink and she rested her head against his shoulder as they looked across the cave knowing that if they all stayed together she would stay with Vox he would never leave her and everything would work out in the end.

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Valentino : Obscene noises, neon pink signs, and a reclamation board and TV that gave a taste of the videos and movies that would come out if you went to the brothel in the compartment that belonged to Valentino. In this particular business, one thing mattered above all else. Stamina. Stamina if it was going to be a long night with twenty guys, stamina to film it all, stamina to count the money at the end and stamina when you were in hangover. It was exhausting for the employees and for Val, but especially for the assistant. The brothel mother, designer, scriptwriter and partner of the moth demon. It all just became too much at some point, which is why it took the Overlord a moment to realize that crying wasn't what he knew. In a flash of his smoke and the flutter of his wings, he made his way to their shared room. ,,My sweet kitty, what's wrong? No inspiration shall I fetch Angel or our favorite maybe Vox?" he suggested with a grin and took a puff on his cigrette as he approached the bed. Sha, however, that this only made him more depressed and his grin diminished as he extinguished the cigarette in the smoke and came to her, his wings blocking out the bright pink light from everywhere and the two of them a little darkened. Quiet and just the two of them. ,,Too much...I know it's a bit too stimulating sometimes," he mumbled, trying to find the right words, still not the best at taking care of others in his egocentric worldview of sex and money. But for her he would give anything and he could feel how it bothered him not to see her smiling, not shining with inspiration. He held out his hand to her for permission as she slowly cuddled up to him. ,,Here just the two of us just here and no one else just us" he whispered quietly trying not to hold her too tightly but not too loosely as the wings wrapped around them both like a blanket. As they both listened to each other's heartbeats, the sweet smell of Valentino was familiar but reassuringly true. It was just that hold they b oth needed in a place where they knew there was no going back.

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[blitzor0de0]

I wouldn't mind reader more about Saint Peter and Redeemed!Reader adventures in heaven.

Maybe you could write about their first date? First kiss?

Maybe Redeemed!Reader has a nightmare about their 2nd death and Saint Peter comforts them?

Maybe some jealous Saint Peter? Someone tries to flirt with Redeemed!Reader and Saint Peter get a little possessive over them? Like wraps one of his wings around them, protecting them?

Not sure you'd be up for making smut for this pairing, but that would be nice as well. :)

hihi ! I decided to go for the nightmare one since I love torturing reader 🤭🤭

I told myself this one was gonna be rlly short because my brain was just lacking juices but here we are again over 1k words and yet ?? I still rushed half of it between my overwatch deaths and games 😭

cw: reader death mention, nightmares and by extension ptsd, tooth rotting fluff lowkey

word count: 1.2k

part 1 part 2 part 4

Delicate (Saint Peter x Redeemed!Reader)

Chills ran up your spine as the scene replayed itself before you.

All you could feel was the stab of the trident magnified by a million. It was torturous, and yet the scene had replayed every night since your arrival in Heaven. You couldn't escape it, causing you to spend many sleepless nights, drinking coffees, going on walks. Anything to resist falling asleep, afraid of your death haunting you.

Said sleepless nights were taking a toll on you, everywhere you went, you'd see the executioner in the corner of your eye, causing your heart to drop.

You would doze off in the middle of dates with Peter, meetings with Emily, at your job. Everywhere you went were reminders of that dreadful day.

Sure, you could talk to Sir Pentious about it, but the guilt of making him remember his own death ate you alive, but the passing glances the two of you would share could say a million words, the bags under his eyes just as visible as yours.

It didn't take long for Peter to notice something was up with you, especially with how you froze up when Lute passed by the two of you in the Plaza, scowl evident on her face.

At first, he just suspected it to be you just being afraid of her due to the battle, but witnessing your paranoia get the better of you just made him feel stupid.

Offering you a small "Are you okay?" he frowned, he always had faith in you and believed in you, to see his love this dishevelled, it freaked him out. You were always a stronger person than he would ever be, in all means of the word.

"I'm fine..." Is all you could utter, it was only a phase, something you would get over, right? You could overcome it on your own, that's what you believed.

Peter could only nod and say "If you do need me, at any time, you know where to find me."

Tonight was one of those nights again, in your exhaustion, the fluffy pillows, the oversized duvet, the memory foam mattress, it enticed you into its warm and loving arms, enveloping you as you drifted off to sleep for the first time in days.

The nightmare, your past reality played in your mind once again. The sharp stab of the strident, the smug smirk upon the executioner's face.

Everything was perfectly recalled.

With a sob, you awoke yourself, sweating and shaking as all you could do was hold yourself, sitting up and pulling your knees up to your chest.

Glancing towards your digital clock upon your side desk, your first step of grounding yourself was checking the time which resulted in an unsurprising 2:38am.

Sniffling, you picked up your phone, quickly dialling Peter's phone number.

It took a few rings for him to pick up, and when he uttered out a groggy "Hello?" It wasn't hard to tell that you had just woken him from blissful slumber. The thought only made your guilt bubble up inside you, internally debating whether or not to hang up then and there to let him be. This was a pathetic reason to call someone, anyways.

But you couldn't bring yourself to, sniffling down the microphone as you fought against your will to speak. It was as if your words were lodged in your throat, as if speaking would kill you once again.

“...Peter” You weakly whispered.

Well that certainly woke him up, his tone of voice switching from gruelling grogginess to concern.

“Hey? Hey! Are you alright?? Are you crying? Oh my goodness, do you want me to come over, is that alright?” Quite the rambler he was, but at least his intentions were always pure at heart.

“Please?”

“I'll be right there, unlock the door for me, alright?”

And with that he hung up, hurriedly making his way over to your house.

Deciding your room was far too dangerous to stay in right now, you opted to listen to Peter, heading down to the door and unlocking it before situating yourself on the sofa, blanket wrapped around you.

Too lost in your own thoughts, you hadn’t noticed your friend? boyfriend? — You didn't know the two of you hadn't made it official yet — enter the house, crouching down in front of you. It was only when he placed one of his hands upon yours did you notice him.

You were a mess, it was hard to miss, hair stuck to your forehead, tangled and knotted, dried tear tracks down your cheek, and yet Peter looked at you with all the fondness in the world, as if you were the most gorgeous person to grace the three realms.

“You're okay now,” His voice instantly soothed you to your core, being around Peter always seemed to do that. “I'll make some tea,” He stood, but before he could turn on his heel,

"Don't leave.." You whispered, catching his hand with your own as you glanced up at him with glossy eyes.

With his gaze, ever so gentle, he smiled down at you, taking your other hand, pulling you up into a hug.

It was warm, full of emotions. Peter's adoration for you, and you for him, but the sadness of your nightmare, of your trauma lingered, evident by your shaking from as tears started to slip once more.

Peter rubbed your back in an attempt to soothe you. He didn't dare let you go, only allowing you to break the hug first, Lord knows that you needed it, who knows how long it had been since you got a hug in the first place.

You didn't know how long the hug lasted, and didn't care to know either, the hug felt like home, like you were always meant to be there in Peter's arms. Eventually, you did pull away, “Thank you.”

“At a time like this, there's no reason to thank me whatsoever, c'mon you want some tea?” You shook your head in response, Peter's presence was enough, and besides you felt the sweet embrace of sleep calling your name.

With a yawn, you spoke at ease for the first time that night, “Come to bed with me?” Causing Peter to smile, “Of course.”

You could feel yourself longing for his touch still, deciding to link your pinkie finger with his, craving any sort of touch, any proof that Peter was in fact here with you.

You led him up to your bedroom, a little nervous, you'd yet to fully decorate your room to your desires, so the walls were looking a little bare and there were some clothes scattered across the floor, but Peter didn't mind at all, it only humanised you in his eyes.

“Do you want me to stay?”

“Of course I do, you've helped me so much and just… you bring me a lot of comfort Peter.. Besides, you can scare away the nightmares if they return.” A small childlike jest, but knowing Peter, he would kick that nightmare’s ass if he could.

“Oh,” you continued, not before taking a big yawn “I'll tell you about it all in the morning, just hold me for tonight please.” You sat yourself on your bed, pulling Peter besides you with what sleepy strength you could muster.

It didn't take long to grow comfortable, laying yourself between Peter's arms. Sleep quickly took over your senses, but not before you could hear the angel utter out a quiet

“I love you.”

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

this is without a doubt the weirdest thing I have ever done

SALUTATIONS, HELLAVERSE FANDOM! 

You probably don't know me, but my name is Godfrey. (Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!) 

To be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure what I'm doing here. As I type this, I'm unspeakably nervous.

"Why are you nervous, Godfrey?" I hear you ask.

Well...

I have a dream

I'm here to tell

About a fanfic I wrote for Hazbin Hotel 

(sorry)

Okay okay serious director voice from now. 

Look, this is gonna sound absolutely unhinged, but hear me out. (insane rambles under the cut, this bitch is LONG)

In April, a friend and I had a conversation about a song I wrote and how it was. Well, kinda coded to Vox and Valentino.

Then one thing led to another, and two-and-a-bit months and twelve thousand words later, I had written an absolutely sprawling shitshow of a fic (details later in the post)

Even as I was writing it, I knew the written word didn't do it justice.

Hence, this post. 

(golly, this sounds really demanding, I am so sorry)

Fuck it, my mom always says "if you don't ask you don't get", and for once I want her to be right.

This is, I suppose, a sort of... call to action, for lack of a better term.

Artists, animators and voice actors, I'd like your help to turn this fic into an animatic, or if we can manage it, an actual animation.

ONLY if we can manage it, not if it's gonna stress anyone out.

IMPORTANT NOTE

Just to get this out of the way, not that I should even need to say this but it's unfortunately 2024. If anyone even SUGGESTS using A.I. your ass is getting blocked. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit.

On to my next point: I am unequivocally in support of artists and actors being paid for their work. 

However, I am a Broke Bitch. Unless we could somehow do crowdfunding or something, I physically would not be able to pay people. This makes me feel like a very shitty person, but unfortunately it's the truth, and I want to be upfront and honest about that.

This is why I hope to get as many people on board as possible for this project, so nobody has to do a shit-ton of work.

I understand that most of you are busy, with work, school/college, or life generally life-ing. Join the club, my life is hectic too.

This is why I really have no set deadline for this. Whether it takes a few months or a few years, as long as it's done well with a minimal amount of stress.

Well, now that that's out of the way, time to go into details a bit.

Characters in order of appearance (this is mainly for VAs)

Vox

Valentino

Velvette 

Angel Dust

Charlie

Husk

Alastor

Vaggie

Lucifer

Niffty

Sir Pentious

Asmodeus (yeah this is slightly a Helluva Boss crossover)

Frank (the egg boi)

Fizzarolli

Katie Killjoy

Tom Trench

And lastly, depending on what everyone else thinks, I have an idea for how Verosika and Zestial can be involved. 

Will there be musical numbers?

The short answer is YEAH, cause Hazbin is a musical. I cannot stress enough how much the music is My Problem. Literally, apart from people singing, I will take care of that.

My Idea Of The Process 

(please bear in mind I have little to no idea of how the animation process works so this is almost definitely wrong, please feel free to correct me about it)

Step 1. Storyboard

Step 2. Voice lines and songs get recorded

Step 3. Animatic (this could very well end up being as far as it gets and that is absolutely cool beans)

Possible Step 4. Animation

Finally, I'd be more than happy to be the one to edit all the clips together. Editing is its own kind of hell, and I'm totally willing to take one for the team.

The Vision

This is. (fffffff) this is the part that's gonna make me sound like a Draconian jerk but I promise I don't mean to come across this way.

I'm hoping to have something that's as close to the style of the show as possible. (this video kinda has the right vibes) This is so the final project will look cohesive and somewhat professional. (god that probably sounded so bad but I genuinely have no idea how else to say it)

TO BE ABSOLUTELY CLEAR. I have nothing against artists with other distinctive art styles, in fact I've come across several that I absolutely love.

Regarding The Writing

I've never directed anything before, so forgive me if this is crossing a line, but like. 

I have my vision for how I want this to go and I'm kind of. not overly flexible on that. Obviously ideas that people have to get this to work good are more than welcome, but they might not end up happening.

Not to be a dick, but I am sorta the director so I do kinda get to make the call on that stuff. (ew god that felt odd)

If this gets off the ground, I'd have to turn this 12,000 word fic into a script to make it easier for people to read it and not get bogged down by my weird old-fashioned poetic style. This would be sent out to people who express interest at some point.

Just a heads-up: If you're expecting an AO3 link I am so sorry but it's Google Docs, mainly because this thing is wildly self-indulgent and I, for one, do not fancy attracting potential haters. Most people are nice, some are very vocally not. Besides, what would be the fun if everyone knew the story in advance?

BASICALLY

If you're interested shoot me an ask and I'll answer privately (OFF anon pls, I wanna know who I'm workin' with here!) or DM me and I'll get back to you.

If you see this and know someone who'd be interested, feel free to tag them or send this post to them.

I am gonna tag @achilleanauthor (my right hand man over here) @emeraldcity1900 and @onesidedradiostatic as they're kind of the only blogs I know who are I guess. Active in the Hellaverse fandom.

If this gains enough traction and I get people on board, I'll be setting up a Discord server (another first for me). 

Watch this space, and as Alastor would say, "Stay tuned..."

[discretocincel]

(Still) Craving your kiss

I managed another 2k words for today's prompt, take that writer's block!

I went with 'Pining' for today's prompt for RadioApple Week 2024. Check it out on AO3!

Ever since the number of residents in the Hazbin Hotel reached the double digits, they had to be divided for Charlie’s activities towards redemption, with a different member of the staff looking after smaller groups while Charlie herself checked on them at short intervals, always hastily but never unkindly nor thoughtlessly. After that dynamic proved to work, and following Alastor’s suggestions, the groups were made a permanent feature of the hotel, and the staff had their duties expanded, which suited Lucifer just fine. They adopted the official title of counselors, and after enough time had passed, Vaggie, Husk, Alastor, Lucifer and even Angel Dust had around twenty residents each, and the numbers only seemed to be going up. There was the occasional departure of a member, either because they found the exercises too difficult or boring, or some other reason that they would keep private, but those could be counted on the claws of one hand. After the news of Sir Pentious’ redemption spread, the exterminations were officially suspended, and Heaven started regularly meeting with Charlie, those who once opposed the hotel decided to keep quiet, and the ones who used to mock it liked to pretend they never did. Hell was still chaotic and dangerous, the sky was still red, and the stars couldn’t be seen, but Lucifer found the air just a little bit lighter, the smell the tiniest bit sweeter, and the covers of his bed not nearly as absorptive as they had become in the last couple of years.

And it was all thanks to his little girl. Lucifer was truly proud of her. She had grown a lot when he wasn’t looking, which was why he strived to keep his eyes on her as much as he could nowadays. She was a bundle of energy, so it shouldn’t have been as difficult as it felt at times, but they were all busy with the success of the hotel. His heart always grew in size when he got to see her, no matter the reason.

When she found him in the kitchen pouring himself his second mug of hot chocolate of the day, he went with one less sugar cube than usual, in consideration for what her smile did to him. After exchanging greetings and some innocuous small talk, they both took a seat with their beverages in hand—coffee for her, with cream and sugar.

“Dad, could I ask you for a favor?”

“Of course, Char-Char!” he replied, a little bit too loudly, buzzling with excitement. “Whatever you need, you just got to ask!”

“Could one sinner from Alastor’s group switch to yours?”

Lucifer frowned. While it was to be expected to have newcomers request a change from their groups in their first couple of days at the hotel, whether that was because of animosity with other members or simply being in a different wavelength from their counselor, there hadn’t been any new residents integrating Alastor’s group in the last month or so. It was a bit late for such a request. That pointed to a different sort of problem, one that could easily escalate.

“It’s fine by me, sweetheart, but may I ask why they requested a change?”

“Actually, they didn’t,” Charlie admitted with a grimace. “Alastor did, but he didn’t give me a reason. He told me that the sinner would fit better with Angel Dust or Husk, but since your group is currently the only one with an odd number, I figured this would be a good fix. What do you think?”

“Well… you know Alastor always has a reason for his suggestions, Charlie, but if you believe he’ll be fine with me, and if the sinner doesn’t mind, then that’s okay.”

“We can always switch him to a different group later!”

Lucifer wasn’t sure if having one sinner jumping between groups was sensible, but he was curious about the one sinner Alastor wanted out of his group and not the hotel. So, he said yes. His daughter caught him in a hug so warm and full of love that it convinced him it would all be worth it, no matter what.

Not five hours later, his group met as usual, rearranging the chairs in the room into a circle without him having to tell them.

The sinner that Alastor had removed from his group was a young guy. Not too tall, with leaves for hair in shades of orange, red, brown and yellow. His eyes were green, with a hopeful orange tinted gleam, and his skin was the rich warm color of cherry wood, with a similar texture. Fitting, considering the guy’s name.

As was his habit, Lucifer made up an excuse to leave the room and allow the sinners to interact without him for a little while, to satisfy some of their curiosity so the lesson would go smoothly. He didn’t think any of them had realized that he never went far, always ready to intervene in case it was necessary. In the four months he’d been doing it, however, he rarely had to step in earlier than planned.

He disguised himself as an ant —he’d turned into a cockroach once, and only once. He ran into Niffty and decided that never again— and went back inside just as the newcomer was introducing himself.

“Hi, my name is Carion Torchwood, and I’ve been in hell for thirteen years.”

“Hello, Carion!” Jellyfer, one of the nicer residents replied, only to be cut off from the rest of her sentence by the person sitting next to her.

“How was the Radio Demon as a counselor?”

“Does anyone in his group actually dare to speak their minds? I’d be terrified!” another one added, and it seemed like most of the sinners in the room agreed with him. Even Jellyfer seemed all too happy to forgo her good manners and leaned forward in anticipation to hear what Carion had to say.

“No, no, he’s actually really good!”

The first sinner to interrupt sneered in disbelief. He quickly asked: “Then why are you here and not there?”

Carion recoiled in his chair, wrapping his own arms around himself, perhaps to protect himself, or to make himself physically smaller. It was hard to tell; Lucifer didn’t know him well yet. He hadn’t gotten a chance to really look into his soul.

“I’m serious,” the sinner insisted, expression more solemn and voice more subdued. “He’s witty and a bit mocking, but he’s also very gentle and helpful.” Slowly, after he seemed to give himself silent encouragement, he returned to his initial position in his chair, leaning forward and posing only his tiptoes on the floor, hands on his knees. The gleam in his green eyes also came back with a vengeance. “I’m sure he’s as powerful as the rumors say, because no one becomes an overlord without the power to back it up, but he doesn’t go around intimidating us.” His expression, which until then had been one of fierce determination, softened into something more tender. “He listens and makes suggestions, so we come up with answers to our problems by ourselves, and he always is able to dissipate any tensions that arise in between members with a joke.” He chuckled. “He’s great, really.”

Oh.

Now Lucifer understood. He understood everything.

He made a show of returning to himself outside before officially reentering, then cleared his voice, instantly attracting all eyes in the room towards him. It was easy to tell which ones had noticed his presence beforehand and which ones hadn’t, Carion belonging to that second group. The subtle darkening of his cheeks suggested he was flustered, but it was hard to tell with the texture of his skin. Lucifer gifted him an appeasing smile, hoping to make him feel welcomed. A part of him was sympathetic—he certainly could relate, to a degree. He pushed down the other, more vicious part of himself that wanted to do harm. He couldn’t possibly blame the sinner for having impeccable taste.

“For today’s session, I was thinking we could focus on the dangers of idolatry. Now, I know you all can tell the dangers of blindly following without questioning, for ultimately, it is impossible to learn the true intentions of the person you’re following. So that’s not the lesson I want you all to learn. I’d like to focus on the downside of idolatry, for the one being idolized. You see, audiences tend to possess this entitlement where they believe that public figures belong to the public. They demand things that were never offered, convinced of the sincerity of their own feelings, born of assumptions and surface level knowledge.”

He smiled, breathing a little easier when no one questioned the morals about idolizing angels and his Father. He was not ready for that conversation. But when it came to sinners following other sinners and organizations, he had quite the long rant prepared. By the time he was done, it seemed obvious that more than one sinner had taken the words to heart, if their sheepish and apologetic expressions were to be believed. He still had them pair up and play a few games, but nothing too emotionally taxing. He concluded the session with enough time to spare before dinner and watched them depart sporting a satisfied smile on his face.

He kept it there all the way until he was ready for bed, only for it to tinge with nervousness once his roommate appeared, still wearing his coat and shoes. Lucifer greeted him with what he hoped was his normal cheerfulness, but hurried to open the book he kept in his nightstand, to appear busy.

“I received an interesting letter today,” Alastor said, going to sit by Lucifer’s side, crossing his legs at the ankles and resting one hand in the middle of the bed, trapping Lucifer under him.

Lucifer hummed, arching his eyebrows in curiosity and redirecting his gaze towards the Radio Demon to show that he had his attention. He kept the book open in his lap, even though he had simply opened a random page in the middle.

“From one Carion Torchwood,” the sinner added, narrowing his eyes. “Sound familiar?”

“Perhaps…”

It was Alastor’s turn to hum, his tone one of suspicion, as he tilted his head to one side at an awkward angle.

“What did the letter say?” Lucifer asked.

“It was an apology.”

“Oh? What did he need to apologize for?”

“I had Niffty make some queries, so I heard all about your last lesson.”

Lucifer felt his face grow warm, but he did his best to keep his expression one of casual amusement.

“Is that so? Well? What did you think? I’ve heard nothing but the best about your performance so far, so if you have any advice—”

His first impression of the Radio Demon had been that of a thief. The sinner shamelessly had attempted to steal his daughter, he might have attempted to steal his power, and then he even managed to steal his heart. Effortlessly, as he buried his hands in Lucifer’s curls and joined their lips in an enthusiastic dance of tongues and teeth, scraping lightly and mixing their blood inside their mouths, once again he succeeded in stealing Lucifer’s breath away. Yes, Alastor was a thief. He so easily stole whatever caught his eye that he even went around stealing other people’s hearts without trying.

He'd considered, for less than a second, telling Charlie that Carion truly would be a better fit within Angel’s group. He quickly discarded the thought, for a myriad of reasons, some far more selfish than others, including the need to keep an eye on the offender. But the loudest argument inside his mind had been, how could he judge anyone for falling just like he had?

“Let me know if he ever bothers you,” Lucifer mumbled, not wanting to stop touching the opposite lips long enough to speak properly. One of his hands, which had at some point come to rest on the sinner’s hips, slid slowly towards one of his favorite of his lover’s furry appendages. “As his counselor, it is my duty to guide him towards redemption, and that includes correcting his mistakes.”

“Does that include punishing said mistakes, Your Majesty?”

Lucifer grinned. “I believe that depends on the severity of the mistake, don’t you think?”

Alastor chuckled, his breath tickling Lucifer’s face even as he leaned back slightly. After he straightened his back and licked his lips, smearing a bit of golden in one corner, he gifted Lucifer one of his rarer, coy little smiles, one that was higher on one side of his face than the other, and he lightly shook his head.

“I will let you know, but I believe your lesson today will be enough to correct his behavior. Thank you.”

Lucifer reached out to grab the hand that wasn’t supporting the deer’s weight, intertwining their fingers and squeezing once in a wordless message.

“It was my pleasure,” he replied, sincerely. He had fun imparting knowledge, and he wouldn’t mind doing it again. Albeit he’d preferred it if no other sinners went around falling for what was his, even if they didn’t know it.

Outside, the sky was engulfed in darkness. There wasn’t a hint of red, but there were no stars either. He’d made his peace with that a long time ago, but every once in a while, the absence of light still weighted heavy on his heart.

He no longer had a heart bringing him down. It had been stolen away by the demon currently sitting on his bed, even though nowadays he wouldn’t hesitate before handing it to him, no matter who was watching.

Stars, he wanted at least someone to be watching.

[arenabreadandbiscuits]

HEY wanna commission a writer to write your Reader or OC x another OC or fandom character?? Or even a ship you really like? Please read on! (POLL BELOW)

I'm open! Honestly I'm just curious to see how many people will vote if they see this though so please don't vote if you don't think you'd actually ask for a story, it's no hate on y'all so don't worry! I'm serious!❤️ The most I'll ask you to do is like and reblog so I can reach others! I take the commission stuff seriously because I don't want any mistakes and misunderstandings so if you have questions my dms are open! Always ask before actually sending ANYTHING to ANYONE! I also want to make sure you both have a good understanding of the story so I'll always ask for details before actually asking for payment. Once payment is sent I start writing and if you want updates I'm happy to give them just ask or check in.

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SHIPS:

Top Alastor x Bottom Vox

(Power) Bottom Alastor x (Submissive) Top Vox

Top Lucifer x Bottom Adam

Angeldust x Husk

Lucifer x Lilith

Charlie x Vaggie

Alastor x Vox x Lucifer x Adam (someone PLEASE commission this 🥴 preferably of 'sinful' with top Alastor and Lucifer and bottom Vox and Adam)

Julian x Arsa

Julian x Nadia

Nadia x Asra

Lucio x Nadia

Valdemar x Vulgora

Hisoka x Illumi

Muzan x Douma

Chrollo x Hisoka

I'm sure more ships could possibly be added here from the fandoms listed below but honestly I'm not too into many ships so please forgive me ^^`

Bonus points though if you commission SEBASTIAN X CLAUDE (preferably top Sebastian x Bottom Claude pleasepleaseplease) I promise I'll write many and most things for them, literally the first ship I ever fell for in my many years of anime.

Now outside of ships I'm happy to write OCS or readers x most characters as long as those characters are of age! Sometimes I tell myself I don't have to mention that but sometimes people are surprising... So I'm just saying.

CHARACTERS I'LL WRITE FOR:

Nadia

Lucio

Asra

Julian

VALDEMAR

Vulgora

Vlastomil

Muriel

Portia

Jinx

Jayce

Victor

Caitlyn

Sevika

SILCO

Ambessa

Vi

ALASTOR

LUCIFER

VOX

ADAM

Vaggie

Charlie

Angeldust

Husk

SIR PENTIOUS

cherrypop

Karmilla

VEROSIKA😩

Blitzo

Stolas

Moxie and Millie (two for one IDC)

ASMODEUS and Fizz ÙwÚ

Loona

Stella

MUZAN

DOUMA

AKAZA

RENGOKU

TENGEN UZUI

GIYU

Gyomei

Kokushibo

Mitsuri

Ubuyashiki

Gyokko

Shinobu

GYUTARO

Daki

ADRIAN TEPES

Trevor Belmont

Sypha Belnades

DRACULA

CARMILLA😩

ALUCARD

Seras

INTEGRA🥴

Alexander Anderson

WALTER

Rip Van Winkle

Enrico Maxwell

LUKE VALENTINE

THE DOCTOR 🫣

Naruto

Sasuke

Itachi

Pein

Kakashi

ITACHI

OROCHIMARU 🙏😩

HISOKA

ILLUMI 😩😩😩

Chrollo Lucifer

Feitan

GOJO

GETO 😩

NANAMI

LUCIFER 😩

Diavolo

SIMEON 😩

Belphighor

Beelzebub

Mammon

LEVIATHAN 🥴

Satan

ASMODEUS 🙏😩

Solomon

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Anything over 10k is $20 extra and I'll only write up to 15k for things like this. Just also keep in mind the higher the number of words the more time I'll need to write but with my schedule (physical therapy and regular therapy) I feel like maybe up to 2-3 weeks will be the timing for bigger stories. The time varies though depending so 1-3 days minimum and 2-3 weeks maximum. (11k is $120, 12k is $140, 13k is $160, 14k is $180, 15k is $200)

Imma leave this here and see what happens. ÙwÚ just to state again please don't vote if you don't have the funds or if you don't actually plan to commission. Call this post a serious one if you will.

ONLY VOTE IF YOU ACTUALLY ARE GOING TO COMMISSION. (Gotta say it twice ^^`) Reblog and repost to help me reach out more if you don't have the money, that's just as useful and I very much so appreciate it! ✨

I don't think I left anything out but I hope to hear from a lot of people but I'm going to put that in the universe's hands and wait to see!

I appreciate anyone who's made it this far in this post! Have a blessed day! ✨

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[moth-bytez]

*explodes* what’s your number 1 favorite thing about Vox :] if you have one

hands down his POWERS!!! especially his ability to travel through tech, like that?? is so fascinating??? hes able to turn himself into a lightning bolt to travel and like hes made of light or something. AND!!! AND he can basically convert his form into any piece of tech??? like can project himself into multiple tvs or the little watch that sir pentious had. I really love that power of his specifically, it's always stood out to me!!!!

[lanabitch2]

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss scenarios:How they realized they liked you

Charlie:Between the Pilot and Show

So after the whole sir pentious problem,she has been really sweet and always checked up on you,she was like this to the others but it seemed like she was way more sweeter to you so you started doing the same to her which made her feel something

Vaggie:The Pilot

so since she is like really protective of you,Angel Dust started teasing her that she loves you which made her really think about it(sorry this one was really short I didn't really have any idea's)

Alastor:The show(Listen I know he is acroace but for the Alastor simps this is for yall)

He loved seeing you and Rosie again after 7 years but he was more happy to see you(sorry Rosie!)and when he asked you to help with the hotel which means he would see you more often and while you guys kept hanging out more then a he realized that he loves you more than a friend

Angel Dust:Show

So at the club (or bar)when charlie and Vaggie went to heaven for the meeting,he really had fun with you and the others and he made some joke about going into one of the sex rooms with which made he rethink for moment and said he didn't mean it and after he thought and he really wanted to go into one of them with you(I'm going to make story like this)

Husk:show

He would talk with you at the bar sharing a drink you and Angel Dust would tease that you guys dated back when you both were alive which made husk throw a bottle at him,but he also thought about what he said, not about the dating back when you two were alive but if he really did like you

NO NIFFTY!

Valentino

I mean he liked you when he first met you that's why you got offered the job

Vox:anytime

Like I said he was a perv so he kinda liked when he first met you(like Valentino sorry)

Velvette:anytime

So she really liked your since in making clothes which made her think *if I date 'em then we could really work together*(also short sorry)

Adam:Earth

He liked you when he realized you would not leave him for Lucifer

Lute:anytime

When you guys hanged out more and she realized tha you get her which she finds attractive

Emily:anytime

You guys were like really close so she loved and you<3

Saint peter:anytime

When you guys started talking more sometimes he would zone out looking at you which was pretty obvious that he liked you and he soon realized that

Lucifer:He liked you because you were like a parent to Charlie

Helluva Boss

Blitzø:anytime

You were a absolute badass which is attractive to him

Millie:after the harvest moon festival

So after you guys started catching more up on each other.....You are just really cool and attractive to her<3

Moxxie:After the harvest moon festival

You were just really nice to him which made him like you

Stolas:anytime

He liked when you guys first met which is why he wanted to fuck you for the book for blitz

Stella:Anytime

You were way more interesting than the other servants/maids which made her like you more

Loona:you liked the things she liked which made her like you

Fizzarolli&Asmdeuos(idk how to spell his name)

So when they were in their bed,fizzarolli was talking about how they should just date you and asmdeuos was just like "Calm down froggie,that's just a bit to forward."but soon he agreed

Stirker:Teen times

When he started helping you more then he started liking you more

Verosika:Anytime

You were hot and cool which is way she likes you

Vortex:anytime

You were pretty cool when not flirting which he likes about you

Beeulzub(idk how to spell her name)

You and her started hanging out more after you got her number and she that you were a pretty cool gal/guy/person

Mammon:anytime

He loved you for your talent so he just liked you(idk)

Sorry if this was bad I didn't have a lot of ideas but thank you so much on my last post!

[kiddoryder]

Runaway Winner

Hey guys! Thank you all for liking my Angelic Friend story! Really appreciate it ^^

This story will be about a certain visitor coming back. Also this will sort of be like a redo of my old story 420. 

So relax and enjoy the story! 

P.S. There will be references of the Steven Universe episode Change Your Mind. 

At the hotel, it was show and tell day. It was Sir Pentious' turn and he was showing off his new weapon. It was a huge laser cannon. 

Sir Pentious -  *dramatic* “Behold my latest invention! The Dust Destroyer 10000!”

Husk - *uninterested* “Really? Another fucking manchine?”

Vaggie - *irritated* “Pentious, we told you no more weapons in the hotel.”

Angel - “And 10,000? Why add numbers?”

Sir Pentious - *defended* “Hey! I’ll have you know I made this weapon to protect this hotel! And maybe kill some people in Hell.”

Charlie - *a bit uncomfortable* “Um Sir Pentious, I appreciate how it was made to protect the hotel, but maybe you shouldn’t use it to destroy people.”

Sir Pentious - “Oh my dear, you should always be prepared.”

Charlie - “Right…Um who wants to go next.”

Sophie - *raise her hands cutely* “Oh! Me! Me!”

Vaggie - *smiles* “Okay Sophie. Your turn.”

Sophie excitedly ran up front and took out a stuffed butterfly toy. 

Sophie - “This is Miss Flutters. I won her in an arcade Blitz took me to before we came to the hotel.”

Blitz - *chuckles* “Well Sophie was really good at the ring toss game.”

Charlie - “Well it is really cute Sophie.”

Sophie - *giggled* “Thanks Charlie. She’s my other toy Fluffy’s best friend and they love to hang out. Miss Flutters even gives Fluffy rides on her back.”

Sir Pentious - “What imagination this little one has.”

Then Charlie had a phone call and it was Sonya. Charlie picked it up and said:

Charlie - “Hello?”

Sonya - *afraid* “C-Cousin Charlie?”

Charlie - *concerned* “Sonya? Are you okay sweetie?”

Sonya - *scared* “No! My parents went out, so did me and Liz. When we got back for a snack break, I heard weird noises upstairs.” 

Charlie - “Don’t worry, stay there and don’t move! We are coming!” *hangs up* guys my baby cousins are in trouble!

()()()()()()()()()

Less than 10 minutes, Charlie and her friends came to Sonya and Liz’s house. Charlie saw Sonya looking scared that it cause Vaggie to take out her spear, Angel his Tommy guns, Blitz summon his magic, Niffty her knife, and Pentious his laser gun. 

Sonya - “Oh thank Lucifer you guys came!”

Charlie - “Where are they? Who’s here? Is it a burglar? A creep? A murderer?”

Sonya - *frantic* “Worst! A rat is in my attic!”

The others looked at Sonya in disbelief. 

Vaggie - “A rat? You called Charlie about a rat?!”

Sonya - *freaking out “Those things are gross!”

Liz rolls her eyes in annoyance on how her sister is acting. 

Liz - “I told Sonya she was overreacting. I even told her I can get rid of them myself.”

Sonya - *grossed out* “The way you kill them is brutal! You even behead the dead rats.”

Liz - “What? It’s a message to the other rats not to come here.”

Then they heard the loud banging noise in the attic. 

Blitz - “I’m guessing there’s a whole herd of them?”

Niffty - *excited* “Oooh it would be so fun to kill! *takes out a knife* Let me at them!”

Sonya - “Come on I’ll show you.”

Sonya led them to the attic stairs and Niffty zoomed up there. The others began to follow her. 

Charlie - “I don’t understand why you couldn’t just call an exterminator.”

Liz - “And spend a lot of money? No way.”

Angel - “She has a point doll face. It’s better to have the one we got now.”

Niffty was looking for the “heard of rats” until she saw something crawl under the blanket. 

Niffty - *manically giggled* “Let the stabbing begin!!”

Niffty jumped and was about to stab what’s under the blanket. But the blanket quickly moved and Niffty missed. Niffty looked annoyed and tried again, but kept missing. Getting frustrated, Niffty did a high jump and stabbed the end of the blanket. However, to the others' shock, it wasn’t a herd of rats that was in the attic or under the blanket. It was Pixie in her angelic form. 

Sonya - *shocked* “P-Pixie?”

Liz - *shocked* “Holy shit you’re back!”

Niffty - *disappointed* “Aww!! I wanted it to be a herd of rats.” 

Vaggie - *shocked and confused* “W-Wait, why is she back? Why is she-“

Before Vaggie said anything, Pixie ran toward Sonya and gave her a big hug. Sonya was a bit surprised at the first, but then noticed Pixie was shaking in fear. 

Sonya - *concerned* “Pixie, what’s wrong?”

Pixie - *fearfully* “They are looking for me.”

Charlie - “Who?”

Pixie - “Adam and Lute!”

Everybody gasps in shock. Based on what Charlie told them about those two, they can see how despite being in heaven and angels, they are the most vile. 

Charlie - “Wait, tell us what happened.”

Pixie - “This is what happened after I had to go back home.”

Flashback 

Sera - “I called you here today because I heard about rather disturbing news that you were in Hell.”

Adam - “Damn right she was! And we all know Hell is for sinners only!”

Lute - “You violated the rules about winners going to heaven! What do you have to say for yourself?!”

Pixie was standing in the middle of the court crying. 

Pixie - *crying* “No! No! Please, I was only playing…”

Lute - “Yeah! With demons that are nothing but low life monsters.”

Adam - “And they are fucking ugly.”

Sera - *sternly* “Now please.”

Emily - “Yeah! She’s just a little kid.”

Adam - “A little kid that broke a rule!” 

Lute - “This child should be erased from heaven and for nearly endangering us all!”

Pixie - *frighten* N-No I didn’t do anything! Just leave me ALONE!”

Saying alone loudly causes Pixie to unleash a giant ball of light power. This causes temporary blindness to all the angels including Lute and Adam. Seeing this as an attempt to escape, Pixie quickly ran off and used a portal to open it to Hell. She quickly jumped in and now saw that she was in Pentagram City. 

Pixie - “I gotta go find Sonya and Liz!”

Flashback ends 

Pixie - *sadly* “I know what I did was wrong. *holds Sonya’s hands* But I was so scared and even guilty about how you got hurt the last time. I felt like I just had to come back.”

Sonya - *sympathetic* “Oh Pixie…”

Charlie - *serious* “Adam and Lute aren’t going to get you Pixie. We will keep you safe and then talk to Sera about not punishing you.” 

Pixie - *whimpers* “R-Really? You want to help after what happened?”

Blitz - “Yeah. I mean Charlie told us how you find out hell isn’t bad Heaven claim it is.”

Vaggie - “We promise to protect you from those bastards.”

Pixie smiles on how the kind demons she met before is going to help her and keep her safe. All of a sudden, thanks to Blitz super good hearing, he heard his baby sister yelling in fear.

Blitz - “It’s Sophie! She’s in danger!”

Charlie - “The three of you stay here, we gotta go save Sophie!”

Sonya, Liz and Pixie - “Right!”

()()()()()()()()()

Sir Pentious - “Stay back my dear! My Egg Bois and I will protect you!”

While the others were gone, some of the Exorcists under the order of Adam and Lute, went to the hotel and looked for Pixie. Sophie was hiding behind Pentious as him and his Egg Bois were using weapons to fight back against the Exorcists. Some of the Egg Bois got crushed, but they were able to fight back and Sir Pentious’s weapons was working against them. 

However, one of the Excorists knocked down Sir Pentious and was about to hurt a crying scared Sophie. But just when the worst was going to happen, Blitz rushed in and gave the Excorists an extremely powerful magic punch and it sent the Excorist flying toward the wall. 

Sophie - *tearfully but happy* “Blitz!”

Sophie jumped in Blitz’s arm crying both tears of joy that her brother saved her, but also in fear that she almost got hurt by the Exorcists. Blitz hugged her tightly and gently rubbed her back. 

Blitz - *softly and comforting* “It’s okay Baby Girl. I got you.”

Sophie smiled and then screamed as an Exorcist tried to attack Blitz from the back. But then he got shot a bunch of times thanks to Angel Dust’s angelic Tommy guns. 

Angel - “You okay?”

Blitz - “Yeah. Thanks Angel.”

They turned and saw Vaggie fist fighting an Excorist. Then she kicked one in the stomach and held it down on the floor. 

Vaggie - *serious* “Why are you here?”

Excorist - “I don’t have to answer to you!”

Vaggie then pulled out a small angelic dagger and put it close to the Exorcist neck. 

Vaggie - *threateningly* “Would you like to repeat that?”

Excorist - *frightened* “Okay! Okay! We are looking for the missing Winner who goes by the name Pixie.”

Charlie - “Why do you want her?”

Excorist - “She doesn't belong in a horrible filthy place like this! She belongs Heaven!”

Angel - “What? A place that’s full of hypocrites? I don’t think so.”

Niffty - *impatient* “Let me stab them!!”

Charlie - “No. We need to make sure Pixie is safe first. Maybe if I talk to Sera and Emily, they can just give Pixie a warning or a time out.”

Husk - “Hate to burst your hope bubble but we got more fucking company!”

They went outside and saw a few more Exorcist coming toward the hotel. Charlie had a demon look on her face and said:

Charlie - “Come on guys! We can do this!”

()()()()()()()()()

Back at the house, Pixie, Sonya and Liz quickly and quietly got out the back door. Pixie was looking scared as she saw a few Exorcists were at the hotel. Sonya gently held her hand. 

Sonya - “Don’t worry. My cousins and her friends are strong people. They can take care of those losers.”

Pixie - *chuckles* “I always found them to be bloodthirsty monsters. So what do we do now?”

Liz - “Simple. We will go to our Uncle Luci’s place and maybe he can help out.”

Pixie - *hopefully* “Okay. That sound like a good plan.”

Then all of a sudden a golden chain came out and grabbed Pixie by the waist. She was then held up in the air and was being flown by an angelic device. 

Pixie - *fearfully* “Sonya!!”

Sonya - “Hang on Pixie!”

Sonya ran fast as she could to catch up and save Pixie. But the angelic flying device was too fast and Sonya was losing speed. To make herself go faster, Sonya took out her spellbook and quickly flip a page and said:

Sonya - “Jumpnia!”

The spell caused Sonya to do a jump at a really high rate. She was getting close to catching Pixie, but at the last minute, the angelic flying device moved faster causing Sonya to miss grabbing Pixie and began to fall much to Pixie’s horror.

Pixie - *horrified* “Sonya!!”

Pixie was taken away and now couldn’t see Sonya. Luckily, Sonya landed in a fruit cart and the soft fruits managed to break her fall and she didn’t get hurt. As she was getting out, she was wiping the fruit stains off her. The fruit seller was not happy that Sonya accidentally destroyed some of his fruits. 

Fruit Seller - *despair* “My fruits! *to Sonya angry* Your gonna pay for that you little-“

Sonya stuff a pineapple in his mouth and kick him in the nuts. 

Sonya - “Stuff it! *sighs* What now…I felt like I let down Pixie and who knows what those angelic bastards will do to her?”

Liz - “I wouldn’t feel so down yet Sonya.”

Sonya - “What do you mean?”

Liz - “Look on the ground.”

Sonya looked and saw some angelic feathers on the ground. Sonya picked one up and recognized it. 

Sonya - “It’s from Pixie’s wings! I read how sometimes angels shed the feathers in their wings from flying too fast, stress or molting.”

Liz - “If we find more of these, then we have a better shot on finding Pixie.”

()()()()()()()()

After defeating some of the Exorcists at the hotel, Charlie and the others left the hotel. Charlie tried calling Sonya but she wasn’t picking up. Then Charlie tried calling Liz, but Liz didn’t pick up either. 

Charlie - *worried* “Vaggie neither one of the twins are picking up their phones. *gasps in horror* “You don’t think…”

Vaggie - “No way. Don’t think like that.”

Charlie - *confident* “You’re right Vaggie. I know that would NEVER happen to them. I know they are out somewhere finding a place to keep Pixie safe.”

Angel - “Well we better find them. Who knows what those heaven bastards want to do.” 

Vaggie - “But in the meantime, we gotta find them.”

Blitz - “I think I can help with that. *to Pentious* You stay here with Sophie and if there is any trouble, call us.”

Sir Pentious - “Don’t worry Bat Boy. I promise to keep your little sister safe.”

They began to walk into the city hoping to find clues on where Sonya, Liz and Pixie are. Charlie couldn’t help but feel anxious about her baby cousins and their friend. She was worried about them getting hurt or worse. To help calm her senses, she does what she normally does when things get bad: singing. 

Charlie - *singing* All Pixie wanted to see her friend. Saw the good in Hell that wasn’t all pretend. My baby cousins are risking their life to save her, when I should have done a better job in the end…”

Vaggie - *singing* Charlie what happened wasn’t your fault. Those stupid Angels always see killing at their final results. But I know you do anything to keep them safe.

Angel - *singing* “Those little squirts are tough. They know to keep going when things get rough and can keep each other safe.”

Blitz - *singing* “Don’t be so hard on yourself Charlie. We are your friends and family. We promise to keep you guys safe. 

Unknowingly to them, as Sonya was running on the other side of the city to save Pixie, she also began to sing to help keep her anxiety down. 

Sonya - *singing* Oh this is all my fault! Pixie could die because of me, I need to set her free and keep her safe!”

Liz - *rapping* Hey sis don’t feel glum and lose hope. Those Angels are nothing but hypocrite dopes. I know we can keep Pixie safe. 

Sonya - *singing* Yeah you're right Liz. We are gonna kick the Angels asses and save Pixie. Showing Heaven that different society classes don't matter! We are gonna keep Pixie safe!”

Back to Charlie 

Charlie - *singing*  Adam and Lute are a disgrace to Heaven since they want to hurt my cousins who are only little.

Angel - *singing* “Uh, you do know that they are eleven?”

Charlie - *singing* “That’s still little to me!”

Blitz - *singing* “Come on guys! We still need to find the kids. We need to keep them safe and forbid Adam and Lute from hurting them.”

Back to Sonya and Liz

Liz - *rapping* “Those shitheads made a big mistake by hurting our home and friends. Saying they only want to protect is all a lie, they enjoy seeing anyone die!”

Sonya - “We aren’t going to give up! We will save Pixie, and send those angels back to the corrupt hole they call Heaven.”

Charlie, Vaggie, Sonya, Liz, Angel, and Blitz - *singing* “We will never turn our back on the ones we care about, and since the angels dared to harmed us, we will fight until we have Pixie/the kids safe from heaven’s light, and make sure they never hurt our friends again!” 

()()()()()()()()()

Later that day, Sonya snuck out to find the Heavenly Embassy and when she found it, she tried to open the door, but it wouldn’t budge.

Sonya- “Damn it! It’s locked! Now what?”

Liz- *smug* “Relax. Check your bag.”

Confused on what she means, Sonya began to reach into her bag and found one of Cherri’s bombs to her surprised. 

Sonya- *surprised* “Hey! How'd you get this?”

Liz- “Wild Cherri gave me some after her last turf war. She said it can help us if we need it.”

Sonya- “Well okay. I hope this works.”

She used her magic to light the bomb and threw it at the lock before running away. It exploded and it charred the lock off the door. 

Sonya- “Hey it worked! Remind me to thank Cherri later.”

Liz- “No prob!”

Sonya went inside and used stealth mode to make sure no one saw her. She was being extra quiet and making sure nobody was in the building. 

Liz- “Not bad but I doubt you could be a ninja.” 

Sonya- *annoyed* “Oh shut up!” 

She kept going until she came across the same office where Adam had that meeting with her cousin. 

Sonya - “Here it is! Let’s go!”

Surprisingly, it was unlocked and once inside, Sonya found a horrible sight: Pixie was on the ground and her arms & legs were tied up with angelic chains.

Sonya - *horrified* “Pixie! Oh no!”

Pixie - *desperate* “Sonya! Liz! No, stay back!”

Liz - “What? We are here to rescue you!”

Just when Sonya and Liz were about to try to free her, an angelic blast came their way but luckily they dodge it. Sonya and Liz looked up and saw Lute and Adam. 

Lute - *serious* “Many I ask why are you trying to free this prisoner?” 

Sonya - *upset* “Pixie isn’t a prisoner, she’s a friend of mine! You have no right to treat her like this.”

Sonya took out her magic spell book. Just before she can say a spell, Adam said:

Adam - “Don’t even try that baby mumbo jumbo shit.”

Adam uses his powers and blasts it into ashes much to Sonya’s horror. 

Lute - *darkly* “That demon shit won’t work on us.”

Adam - “Ha! Do you forget who I am, kid? I’m Adam the FIRST man. I can do whatever the fuck I want. Obviously the little brat chained up deserve to be punish for coming to this fucking dump of a place.”

Liz - *offended* “Hey! This place maybe a dump, but it’s our home!”

Adam - “Whoa! When the hell did Lucifer’s least important family member had a second head?”

Pixie - “She’s a Gemini! It’s a rare gift in Hell.”

Sonya - “Because I always have my sister by my side.”

Liz - “Hell yeah!”

Lute - *scoff* “Only a child would be stupid enough to believe that fairy tale bullshit.”

Sonya - *angry* “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Adam - “Well, since your brain is still young and stupid, let me put it in a way you should understand *began to sing* All that shit you heard about the Gemini is a fucking lie! It’s all in your head, you’re just a fucking nutcase like everybody else in Hell who I enjoy laughing at when they die.”

Sonya - *angry* “You shut up!” 

Lute - *singing* “You better listen to what Adam is saying, he's always telling the truth. Your family was just playing with your mind. It’s all in your head.”

Adam - “See? This is why Heaven is better than Hell since the winners know things so well and the sinners are nothing but fucking losers. Just like you!”

Sonya and Liz growled in anger. 

Pixie - *singing* “Sonya and Liz don’t listen to them! I believe you guys are Geminis, they are trying to put hateful lies in your head!”

Lute - *singing* “Oh please! What do you know? You’re just a child. The little demon just have a wild diease inside of her who don’t want to admit it’s all in her head.”

Sonya - *desperate* “No it’s not!”

Adam - *singing* “Oh please! Did you honestly believe your parents and cousin the fake Disney princess on what they tell you? 

Lute *singing* - “Did you think you were special? Unique? Rare?” 

Adam - *singing* Hate to tell ya kid but your just a sick piece of shit that nobody cares! It’s all in your head!” 

Lute - *singing* “If the Gemini is real, why we haven’t seen more of it? Something tells me that just a load of bullshit.”

Sonya was panting and holding her head. She began to have thoughts like “Was it truly a lie?”, “Am I truly sick?”, “Did my family lied to me?” Liz noticed the panic attack her sister was having. 

Liz - *comforting* “Sonya listen to me! We are a unique being like Mom, Dad and Cuz said! They would never lie to us, especially Cuz. I’m your twin sister! You’re not sick!”

Adam - *singing* “Oh now her “sister "is speaking to her. Maybe we should make an example so the little winner can see what we do to demons here!”

Lute - *darkly and sings* “With pleasure Adam.”

Adam went behind Sonya and grabbed her by the arms and flew up in the air. Lute followed as well as her hands began to glow in a yellow angelic form. 

Lute - *darkly* “Child or not you’re nothing but a sick demon filth.”

Adam - *fake comforting* “Now now, sweetie it won’t hurt…It’s just gonna make you wish you were dead!” *laughs*

Pixie - *desperately* “No, please don’t do this! Sonya! Liz!”

Lute’s hands went inside Sonya’s chest. All Sonya can do is close her eyes in fear and prepare for what’s going to happen.

Pixie - *crying* “NOOOO!!!!”

Unknowingly on the other side of the room, Charlie and the others actually made it to the heaven embassy since that was the only place Adam and Lute would visit in Hell and figured that was where they took Pixie. After fighting off some Exorcists, they heard Pixie cries of horror. They ran to the door and their eyes widened in horror: Lute actually pulled Liz out of Sonya’s body. 

()()()()()()()()

Ringing. 

All Sonya heard was a loud ringing sound. The only thing she even saw white. But then she heard something muffling. 

“Sonya...wake up!”

“Speak to us!”

“Come on Kid, wake up! Open your damn eyes!”

*sobbing* “Sonya, look at me! Please!”

Sonya’s eyes began to slowly roll back and her vision and hearing was weak. She saw Charlie (with tears in her eyes), holding Sonya in her arms, Vaggie, Blitz, Angel, looking really worried about their  friend and cousin. Even Pixie was broken free thanks to Vaggie’s spear. But then all of a sudden, Sonya began to breathe heavily and her vision was blurry. Sonya felt sick, weak, even looking deathly ill. 

Charlie - *horrified* “Sonya! Sonya what’s wrong?!”

Sonya was panting and weakly moved her sweater to reveal two golden slashes on her chest. This made the others look shocked and horrified.

Sonya - *weakly* “W-What? N-No! Where’s…Where’s…?”

They all looked up at Adam and Lute whose hands were struggling keeping hold on some kind of black sparkly blob. Both Adam and Lute were confused about what was happening. 

Lute - *struggling* “Can’t keep hold!”

Adam - *confused* “What the hell is even happening?!”

It proved too much for Adam and Lute as Lute’s hands burned up and she screamed in pain. And the blast from the blob knocked Adam and Lute down. The blob landed on the ground and it turned into Liz! She still had her eyes and slowly turned to the others and was relieved to see her sister still alive. Like Sonya, Liz also has two golden slash marks on her chest. Sonya weakly tried to walk to her sister but fell on the ground coughing hard. 

Pixie - *worried* “Sonya!”

Sonya - *weakly* “L-Liz…I-I need her!”

Lute - *groaning in pain* “Shit…My hands are fucked up!” 

Lute looked at her hands and saw that they now have burnt marks. Both Lute and Adam flew up back in the air. 

Adam - *growls* “What the fuck are you?!” 

Liz - *quietly* “A Gemini.”

Adam - “Speak up damn it! I can’t fucking hear you!”

Liz - “A *loud* GEMINI!!!”

She said it so loud it caused some lights to blow up, the place to shake, throwing Adam and Lute back to ground. Liz turned around and saw the others who were in shock and covering their ears from Liz’s loud holler. Then she glitched, held her head and chest in pain a little. Then she began to walk over to the others, but it was slow, due to her limping. Sonya tried to crawl to Liz but was too weak.

Sonya - *weakly gasping* “Liz…”

Charlie - “Wait Sonya, *picked her up* I'm gonna help you! Just hold on.”

Lute - *angry* “Oh no you don’t!”

Lute threw an angelic knife at Liz, but she quickly caught it and broke it by crushing it with her hands. The others including Adam and Lute stare in shock because no demon ever broke an angelic weapon. Liz continued to slowly walk toward Sonya and Charlie. 

Lute - *growls* “That’s enough!”

Lute began to throw more knives at Liz. An annoyed and angry Liz broke the knives and even broke one over her knees. She looked really angry and held her head in pain. Vaggie and the others also protected Charlie and Sonya from the attack. Adam was getting really frustrated that Liz kept on ignoring them and even breaking their weapons. 

Adam - “Why don’t you fucking die?!”

Adam got out his guitar/ax weapon and was about to strike Liz. But before Charlie can do anything, to everybody’s shock: Liz managed to grab Adam’s weapon by the tip of the shard with her hands. After a few struggles, Liz knocked down Adam along with Lute. They were knocked against the wall and saw Liz holding Adam’s weapon with ease. Adam and Lute actually felt fear for the first in their life and hugged each other in fear. Just when Liz was about to bring down the ax on them, she heard:

“LIZ STOP!!”

Liz turned around and saw it was Sonya who shouted that despite feeling serverly weak. Charlie had a concerned and worried look on her face as well. 

Charlie - *gently* “Please stop this Liz. They had enough.”

Sonya - *weakly* “They aren’t worth it…”

Those words got through Liz and seeing her sister looking deathly ill, she dropped the weapon. Then Charlie quickly ran toward Liz with Sonya in her arms. She gently set Sonya down on her feet. Sonya leg’s wobble a little, but Liz grabbed on to her. 

Sonya and Liz - *to Charlie* “Thank you.”

Sonya and Liz looked at each other, smiled, and hugged. Then there was a glow around them that made Charlie, Vaggie, Angel, Blitz, and Pixie cover their eyes. Then the glow stopped to reveal Sonya now all better and looking at her friends and cousin smiling. 

Charlie - *ecstatic* “Sonya! *ran to her and hugged her tightly* I’m so happy that you are okay! Is Liz still with you? Where is she?”

Sonya - *smiling* “Right where she always was. Right behind me.”

Sonya pointed to the back and saw Liz in her shadow form smiling and waving at the others.

All - *happy* “Liz!”

Pixie - *hugs them* “I’m so happy that you guys are okay!”

Sonya - “Hey, we are glad that you’re okay.” 

Pixie - *guilty* “I’m so sorry this happened. This is all my fault…”

Blitz - “Hey it’s okay. You were scared and just wanted to see your friend again.”

“Well this will be the last time!”

The others turned around and saw Adam and Lute despite looking weak and injured, were flying weakly. 

Adam - “You don’t end things like this! I’m the first man! I get to choose who lives and dies!” 

“No. You don’t!”

They saw a angelic portal opening and it was Sera along with Emily. 

Adam - *nervously* “O-Oh shit! Hey there. How ya been?”

Sera - *sternley* “Adam, I saw what you and your second in command tried to do to the poor demon and winner girl.” 

Lute - *disbelief* “Are you kidding me? *points to Sonya and Liz* aren’t you forgetting that demon your highness? And how did the winner actually go to Hell knowing it was illegal?” 

Emily - “But they are still children.”

Sera - “And you don’t decide how to punish winners. Also harming a royal member is illegal. Now both of you go back to heaven. Now.”

Taking in defeat, Adam and Lute went through the portal to go back to Heaven. Then she turned to Pixie who has a guilty look on her face.

Pixie - *sad* “I’m really sorry about all this. I just wanted to see what Hell is like and believe me, not all demons are bad.” 

Emily - “Yeah Sera. Pixie is also just a little kid. Beside, she didn’t really cause any danger to heaven or hell.”

Sera - *sighs* “I suppose I can let her off with a warning. But she will need to be punishment: Pixie isn’t allowed to visit Hell for a month.”

Emily - “But after the month ends, she can go visit Hell as long as she gets permission from us.”

Pixie smiled at this and hugged Sonya and Liz in her shadow form hugged her as well. Pixie grabbed Sera’s hand and waved the others goodbye just as all three of them went through the portal to go back to Heaven. 

Charlie - “So…Who’s up for ice cream?”

()()()()()()()()()

After getting some ice cream, Charlie and the others went back to the hotel after an intense day. Sonya and Liz already called their parents that they were staying with Charlie for the night which they happily allowed. At night, Charlie was in the hallway after getting some water, and saw Sonya and Liz awake but staring at the window. Charlie went into their room and gently tapped their shoulder. It got the twins attention and they both turned around and saw Charlie. 

Charlie - “Are you guys okay?”

Sonya - “Actually to be honest...Yeah I am.”

Charlie - “Really?”

Liz - “Yeah Cuz. I mean, yeah it’s sucks we can’t see Shybug for a month, but I’m glad those head angels decided not to kill her.”

Sonya - “And they did give Pixie permission to visit us.”

Charlie - “Yeah that’s true. At least that is the only good thing Sera did so far...”

Sonya - “But there is something else too.”

Charlie - “What is it?”

Sonya - “Well...When that angelic Karen pulled Liz out of me, I was shocked and scared cause I thought I was going to die. But then it made me realize something too: we are truly a Gemini. Liz was always meant to be a part of me and be my twin sister. We are not sick like everybody claims we are. I would like to meet other Gemini’s someday but now we know they are really rare to find.” 

Liz - “Plus in a way, even though I felt sick and weird being pulled out, I also felt like I was meant to share the same body with Sonya and exist alongside her. I can’t imagine being without her, and how truly unique and a blessing being a Gemini is. 

Charlie - “Well of course. You know I would never lie to you about this stuff Sonya and Liz.” 

Sonya - “I know you wouldn’t Cousin Charlie...Thank you for helping me and Liz...And everything else.”

Charlie - *smiling* “No problem Sonya. We are two peas in a pod after all.”

Both cousins hugged each other. Even Liz in her shadow form hugged Charlie from the back. 

Charlie - “Come on. Let’s go downstairs and eat some ice cream sundaes.”

Liz - “Can they have sprinkles?”

Charlie - *smiles* “Of course.”

Both Charlie and Sonya went downstairs to the kitchen to make some ice cream sundaes. Both are happy that despite the intense and horrified battle they counter, Sonya and Liz are okay and showed that they truly are what they always were: a Gemini. And how Sera giving Pixie a light punishment, is a sign to both Charlie and Sonya that maybe someday heaven can change for the better and allow Charlie’s dream to come true. 

Hope you all like it!

[2000sangel]

Haaaaaaiii (mysteriously) i was wondering if I could ask for both matchups? :33 (you don't know me btw...)

My name's Tezel, I'm a 20 yr old agender aromantic bisexual and I go by they/it!!

I'm not entirely sure how to describe myself, but I guess I could say I enjoy spending time with others a lot! I always try to be friendly, and when I feel comfortable enough with someone, I might end up talking way too much...Sometimes I feel like I should probably apologize to them!

Also, I'm not really one to judge people, so I always try my best to be as understanding as possible. I'm not someone who gets angry w their friends easily either...Guess that'd take a lot!

As for my interests, I really enjoy drawing, and I also really like listening to music! ^_^ Something else I enjoy is collecting plushies, so I will always be extremely thankful to anyone who'd think of giving me one as a gift! Also, I absolutely love dinosaurs, so I might accidentally go on a ramble about them with someone I'm speaking with! I just think they're neat :P

Something else about me, which I'm definitely not proud of, is that I easily end up getting anxious over the silliest things. If it gets too bad, I might try to seek comfort from my friends or anyone I'm close to. Usually, that helps a lot.

If I'm close enough with someone, I will definitely be very cuddly around them, or at least give them hugs often! Of course, if I'm not sure if they're comfortable with it, I will ask beforehand if they're ok with it! I always value people's feelings before my own.

And lastly, I know many random facts about animals, so I'll often bring them up to people I'm speaking with if a certain animal is brought up or if I'm asked something about it! I'm often told I know a lot a lot about them :3

Anyways, that should be everything. I really hope the info I gave you works just fine!! Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to do this... ^_^

(bgff)

Hey you!! I finally got to your matchup, yay!! Now, I know veryyy well who your favourites are – but! I tried to read this as if I didn’t know you, apologies if the characters I chose aren’t really of your liking, I tried XP

With aaall of that said, your romantic matchup is...

Sir Pentious!

I can totally see you and Pentious bonding for a very wide number of reasons. I don’t usually do this in matchups, but I can see you approaching him first and complimenting him on how cool he looks – he’s a snake after all, and you love animals -; he even sounds cool, with all the inventions he comes up with! He’d get really flustered over someone paying this much attention to him but at the same time be very proud of himself, and he’d totally take some time to brag a little, encouraged by your shower of compliments. This is kind of how your first meeting would go, in my opinion!

After that, you two would be inseparable: you’d ramble about your interests and he’d ramble back about his, and you’d give each other opinions on what the other has said. This would continue for hours on end! He’d also grow so fond of you to let you witness him and the egg boys at work; you’d think of this as the coolest thing ever. Eventually, you’d end up dating, probably planning to confess in the same exact moment too. It’d be a bit of an awkward confession, but one full of chuckles and hugs and reassurance!

Pentious is a biiig cuddle bug – he loves hugs, snuggling up against you, hand holding and when you do all of that to him! Therefore he doesn’t mind your hugs at all, he actually asks for them himself. He’s the type to hold your hand under the table while you’re all having dinner at the Hotel and then blush about it, and he also plays with your hands a lot. his hand is probably pretty big and slender, so he loves to point out how small your hands are compared to his.

He absolutely adores when you show him your art, he definitely goes a little overboard with compliments sometimes as he tends to exaggerate things in general but he does think everything that he says, so his comments are very genuine. If you draw him sometimes he’ll be very flustered about the fact that you find him handsome enough to make him a portrait!

He’s actually the type of demon to sit down next to you if he notices you drawing and join you in your activity. Not that he’s great at it himself, but what matters is that he’s willing to spend some quality time with you doing something that you enjoy.

You and Pentious also don’t get on each other’s nerves often at all. If one of you does something mildly annoying you both always end up apologizing immediately afterwards in fear that the other will get mad at you, so it’s very rare that you get mad in this relationship.

Also, if he does do something that upsets you, he’ll be feeling awful all day and do something to cheer you up, like get you a new plushie or bake something for you. Not that he doesn’t do little acts like these randomly during your relationship too though; he’s actually a big gift giver and he loves acts of service so it’s not rare for him to show up at your bedroom door with a trail of freshly made cookies or a handmade little gift. In fact, most of his time in his room/studio is spent figuring out what to make for you next!

When you start panicking over something for the first time, he gets a little bit anxious himself as well, not going to lie. With time though he learns that all you really need from him is for him to act natural and distract you a bit with some silly jokes, and perhaps a bit of light hearted comfort and a cuddle. From that point on he cherishes it every time you turn to him for help, as you’re his first supporter too.

I hope you enjoyed reading that as much as I enjoyed writing it!! As for your platonic matchup, I think you’d be besties with...

Charlie!

To start off, these will be a little bit on the shorter side as they’re platonic headcanons. Anyways, you and Charlie sure love to hang out and listen to each other ramble! She’ll stare at you with big wide eyes and wonder on her face as you spew facts about dinosaurs and animals; she’ll be especially interested on the cute ones, she adores cute things!

She’s also big on physical affection, so she will never decline a hug from you! Now, longer cuddling sessions might be a little off-limits as she’s dating Vaggie and the latter can get a bit jealous over these things, so you both decide to respect her and stick to hugs and the occasional friendly hang holding while walking around.

Charlie gladly joins you and Pentious in your drawing sessions; she’s a little better at drawing than he is, and will fill the entire page with doodles of hearts and rainbows and stars if you don’t stop her...it’s very endearing!

She values everyone’s feelings a lot, so when she senses that you’re in distress she’ll immediately be by your side. She can be a little bit awkward at offering advice sometimes as she doesn’t have much clue of what goes on in humans’ minds after all, but she’s trying her best to cheer you up and that’s what matters. She will also refrain from judging you herself, as she is the Princess of literal Hell.

Charlie loves your plushie collection; she’s got one of her own! She’s obsessed with taking pictures of her plushies so she’ll definitely do the same thing with yours, too, especially the ones that she finds adorable. When your birthday or some other kind of celebration comes around, a plushie will definitely be her main present from you; she might let the secret escape though while excitedly asking which ones you’d like to get if somebody got you one, right now...

(bgff <33)

[noemilivv]

Hello!! I would like to request the romantic Hazbin Hotel match! thanks🫐🫐🔦 about me: I'm Morven (call me Morv or something else). I am INTP 5w6 531 so/sp LII VLEF RCUEL true neutral phlegmatic. she/her >> anybisexual🔦 I am a very smart, reserved, purposeful person, I prefer to give my best for the sake of high results. I adore and respect emotional people, although I myself am not particularly emotional and often exist with a completely indifferent expression on my face.my height is 5.5, thin build. i have shoulder-length black hair, pale skin, and brown eyes. I dress loosely, comfortably, comfortably and androgynously, I have terrible myopia and wear square glasses.🔦 sometimes I can be stubborn and selfish, but I also try to do a lot for my loved ones. most often I prefer solitude instead of company, and in general I consider myself a self-sufficient personI’m very tolerant of other people’s mistakes and it’s unusual for me to hold a grudge for a long time, I know how to set and maintain my boundaries and I’m very happy with that haha. I always control myself and never allow myself to lash out at anyone. I can’t decide on my love language, but I can adapt to my partner’s love language. I don’t have clear ideas about how to build relationships, but it is very important for me that my partner feels accepted and significant with me, does not feel like a burden and understands that I will go to great lengths for their sake🔦 I am very passionate about higher algebra, astrophysics, robotics, programming, mechanical engineering and everything related to innovative technologies, I believe that I can become a significant engine of scientific progress. I speak several languages, such as german, spanish, french and russian, and I can also imitate different accents well, I play cello and bass guitarI like: assembling a PC, caring for reptiles and arthropods, watching old sci-fi, analyzing bass lines in my favorite songs, nintendo switch, cybercore and steampunk aestheticsI don’t like: leaving my comfort zone, noisy crowded places, when I’m not taken seriously

hello morv!! this was a hard call, but i went with…

Sir Pentious !!

You and Pentious share an obvious love for anything innovative, which is how you both first became friends, and then he fell for you thanks to your smarts and respect for others

Pentious wants nothing more to lay down with you and cuddle the day away, he loves being close to you and having the opportunity to be in your warmth

He just thinks the world of you, he thinks you’re extremely talented, he is amazed by the number of languages you speak or instruments you play, sometimes he thinks he doesn’t deserve you

[hectorisagoodboy]

Hey I saw that you were curious about Hazbin so I wanted to give you a pitch from someone who likes the show and is in the fandom, taking some common complaints into account (with no spoilers!)

The premise is that Charlie Morningstar, princess of Hell, is running a hotel slash rehab center meant to get citizens of Hell redeemed and into Heaven (because Hell is majority overpopulated), alongside her girlfriend and a handful of friends and some allies who are definitely not friends.

The pacing is a little fast and occasionally inconsistent, but it's not narrative-breaking. There are roughly 2 songs (it's a musical!) per episode and many of them do a lot of narrative heavy lifting, which is a strength of the musical format that I'm glad the crew took advantage of. If the premise sounds interesting, look up "Happy Day in Hell" and give it a watch to see if you like it! It's a song from the first episode and it's a great introduction to characters and world. (Unfortunately Sir Pentious isn't in this one, but you won't have to wait long for him! His song is one of my favorites.)

A lot of people complain that the show's humor is just "sex, swearing, and violence." I wouldn't say that's NOT true, because it definitely earns its 18+ age rating and can take a little getting used to, but it does it better than a lot of shows in the same genre. Some adult shows read like they took a clean script and just added as many curse words as possible, but the swearing in Hazbin feels a lot more natural and the amount of swearing varies from character to character, which is a fun mode of characterization that a lot of shows can't do. There's violence, but I wouldn't describe it as gory. (If Invincible is a 10 on the gore scale, Hazbin is maybe a 5.) One episode (prefaced with an extra warning) deals with physical and sexual abuse, but the violence is never pointless, it's handled respectfully and in-character, and that episode has gotten lots of praise from real people who have survived those situations.

On the fandom side: internet communities surrounding Hazbin largely consist of two groups: the fandom and the "Vivziepop must die" crowd, which is a vocal minority. "Issues" tend to be stuff that's petty, quickly debunked, was always wrong, or is actually very normal in the animation industry but people just blame Vivzie for it despite it being much bigger than her. You can do your own research if you'd like, but take everything with a grain of salt. The general fandom is actually pretty chill, if slightly feral. Lots of theorizing, lots of art and fics, every shipping combination you can imagine, very few flame wars. Fandom hostility tends to come from outsiders rather than insiders.

I hope this helps you decide whether or not to give Hazbin a try!

Hola! 😁

Thank you very much! I'll definitely be checking out the series next week!

At the conventions I attended recently it was everywhere so I'm definitely curious. I don't have too many problems with violent or sexual content, as I've been a "Game of Thrones" fan for a long time! 🤣

I've already heard some of the songs and yes... They're very catchy!

But returning to the "comics and games" and conventions I recently attended here in Italy and the "weird fandom" subject, I must say that I found myself a little alarmed by the large number of fans of the series who were under the age of 18 (some of them were actually children)... 😐

Yep... That's weird! 😶

[verona2314]

Hello dear readers, new chapter available!

Here is a short extract, I hope you enjoy it.

Summary:

In the realm of Limbo, where souls deemed too good for Hell but not virtuous enough for Heaven reside, Victoria finds herself thrust into an unprecedented mission. When a notorious sinner, Sir Pentious, achieves redemption and ascends to Heaven, it sends shockwaves through all realms. Tasked with unraveling this mystery, Victoria, a minor judge of souls, is sent to the infamous Hazbin Hotel in Hell. For the first time, an emissary from Limbo steps foot into the fiery depths, tasked with observing and judging the denizens of Hell for their potential for redemption. As Victoria navigates this unfamiliar territory, she captures the unrequired attention of the enigmatic Radio Demon, Alastor. Amidst the chaos of demonic antics and the pursuit of understanding redemption, Victoria must confront her own beliefs and judgments. As she delves deeper into the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel, Victoria uncovers hidden truths about sinners, redemption, and the ultimate fate of souls caught between damnation and salvation. With each soul she encounters, Victoria's journey becomes not only a quest for answers but a personal voyage of self-discovery in the heart of darkness.

Alastor "It's late and the conversation has gotten a bit... dark," said Amelia, getting up from the table and leaving money to pay for the drinks. "Thank you so much for listening, Victoria."

"Amelia, before you go... I'm sure your daughter never resented you. Because she loves you too. And I know she can understand your decision. Don't punish yourself forever for that."

"Thank you," replied the pianist with a sad smile. "It's nice to hear those words. I'll try to convince myself they're true. Good night." Amelia waved lazily as she left the place.

"What a shame!" exclaimed the radio host, resting his chin on his hand. "Just when the conversation was getting interesting. Are you satisfied with her motives? Pretty predictable, isn't it?"

"There's still much more to investigate," the judge replied, raising her hand to ask for the bill and confirming that the money left by Amelia was sufficient.

Alastor frowned. "Are you going to invite me? How gallant of you. But I'm afraid no one will come to collect," he said, pointing to the trembling bar owner behind the counter. "But I did the math, and your dear friend got the numbers right."

"Do you never pay people?," she asked, annoyed.

"Do you really think that?," he replied, pretending to be offended. "Who do you take me for? Of course, I pay, but I always have to leave the money on the counter or on the tables because everyone's afraid to bring me a simple bill. Time is valuable, darling, especially if it's invested in work."

"I'm sorry. You're right. It's not your style," Victoria murmured, looking away before standing up.

"Are we leaving already, dear? The night is young, and you should show off that dress. Although I insist that burgundy would have been a better choice," he replied without much filter. Apparently, the whiskey had affected him more than he thought. Victoria simply rolled her eyes and began to walk towards the exit, and of course, he decided to accompany her.

Despite the late hour, the streets were still lively and awake. The nocturnal atmosphere in hell was nothing new, and the neon lights illuminated the surroundings, revealing the faces of all the citizens who still refused to end the night. Alastor walked, keeping pace with Victoria, enjoying her company. Every time he looked at her face, the need to be near her arose. He didn't quite understand it, but he wanted to experience again the peace he felt when he hugged her. Why couldn't he be content with just walking by her side?

“Would you call this a quiet night?” she asked, a touch of humor in her voice.

“You might be surprised, but yes. It's a calm and…pleasant evening,” the radio host replied, surprised by his own words. He wasn't acting like himself. It was necessary to change the subject to regain his center. “Do you think what Amelia did is reprehensible?”

Victoria looked at him for a moment with a thoughtful expression before responding, “It is supposed that, by forming a society, humans decided to submit to laws and rules to avoid chaos. Over time, these laws became uniform to avoid unequal punishments. Taking justice into one's own hands undermines order and equality. It is…dangerous.”

“Dangerous?”

“That a citizen can take the law into their own hands does not guarantee a fair process or even that the crime was written before its commission. It increases the risk of error because impulsive decisions or those based on emotions lead to erroneous judgments, especially if the motivation is anger or revenge. Moreover, individual decisions lead to discrimination and public insecurity,” the judge paused for a moment before continuing. “That's why it's important for people not to lose faith in judicial institutions, social cohesion, and the rule of law.”

“An imperfect system that often lets scum free without the capacity for reflection. What remains then? What option is there when the process fails?” asked the red demon, genuinely wanting to know his companion’s opinion.

“I understand your point, Alastor. But although Amelia’s and others’ motives are very understandable, they cannot go unpunished. It is still a crime that must be held accountable and sanctioned. Otherwise, it would be saying that it’s valid to commit those acts and everyone would have their own justifications which, believe me, would never be harmonious.”

“Not everyone has the guts to seek revenge, dear judge. I don’t think you can understand it. You’re not human. You simply limit yourself to observing, not living it,” Alastor counter-argued, enjoying the conversation.

“Honestly, Alastor, it’s not easy to make the decision to condemn someone for something I could also do in their place,” Victoria responded with slight weariness in her voice. “But my personal feelings and ideals cannot affect my judgment. However, I would never have condemned Amelia to the death penalty.”

“As noble as always, aren’t you?” interrupted a raspy voice.

Alastor turned his head in the direction of the voice, finding its owner. It was a sinner who reeked of alcohol and sweat, whose height did not exceed his shoulder. In one hand, he held a nearly empty bottle of expensive rum, keeping the other in the pocket of his worn brown leather jacket. He stood arrogantly, slightly swaying. In short, someone pathetic and irrelevant. The radio demon decided to keep walking, but the look of surprise on Victoria’s face made him stop immediately.

“It can't be…” Victoria whispered under her breath.

“What’s the matter, Victoria? Are you surprised to see me?” the man continued. “I’m flattered that you remember me. Eh, well, it’s the least you could do. After all, you ruined my life.”

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[quillyfied]

Hellaverse Theories: Hazbin Hotel S1E6

Welcome to Quilly’s Hellaverse Theories, where I overthink the entire Hellaverse! Took a brief dinner intermission, now time to dig in, because this episode introduces so much to feast upon I’m probably gonna choke on it!

Hazbin Hotel s1e6, locked and loaded!

One of the stickers on Charlie’s luggage says “Pride” and it isn’t bedecked in rainbows, so I think that’s a pretty good indication too that Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss are still in the same universe. Or at least it’s a nod to when they were. The thing is it shows up twice, now that I’m paying attention, and is a piece of background that follows them around—it’s on Charlie’s guitar case and another piece of luggage that’s in Charlie’s room, in the hotel lobby, and in their room in Heaven. That feels more significant.

(Also please tell me at least one other person hears the music playing when they first approach the gates of Heaven and hears “alien invasion” rather than “heavenly host.”)

I have heard it said that Saint Peter has “Kenergy” and I couldn’t agree more.

Interesting too that while Emily is completely sincere in her welcome and energy, Sera is…not. She’s polite, she smiles, but there’s always an edge underneath her that comes out more fully when talking to Adam in private, and keeping in mind that Sera has been here since before the Beginning and was the one who had to approve things like Lucifer’s Fall and the Exterminations…idk, introducing her with a line like “You are gifted to be here” really makes sense in that context.

OKAY SO MOLLY: according to my friend who has been a Hellaverse fan for years, Molly was originally meant to be in Hell with Angel. Cool story! Makes it especially interesting that for a background cameo, she stands out so much from the other winners. Maybe it’s her color scheme, maybe it’s the shape of her, but she stands out to the point where even if you don’t know who she is, she is hard to ignore. Everyone’s eyes move to follow Charlie and Emily when Emily starts picking up the song after Peter’s “and everyone is hot” line, but when Molly’s eyes are that huge, it’s much easier to notice when she does it. Combining her very obvious placement with this tidbit of background lore that appears to have changed (or did it?), it makes me question even more if Sir Pentious was the first sinner to be redeemed…or if he was just the first one that Sera noticed. She would have no reason to have seen another sinner in her eternal life, and we don’t know what happens to souls when they first show up; maybe teleporting in front of Sera and Emily is normal (I doubt it, since it’s much more likely that they show up in front of the golden gates to be shown in by Peter…which begs the question of why Pentious showed up there other than for narrative convenience). Either way…it’s a thought I’ll be keeping in mind going forward, because the idea of Molly being like Sir Pentious and being a sinner turned winner is very interesting to me.

Sera’s one rule might have been that only the Exorcists could know about the Exterminations…but with Adam’s loud mouth? I do have to wonder if it’s a badly-kept Heavenly secret. And there’s still the question of who the Exorcists are in the Heavenly hierarchy, if they’re Heavenborn or winners or what. (Y’all don’t know how desperately I want a mini-series about Heaven. Just regular life in Heaven. Slice of life stuff. Helluva Boss energy rather than Hazbin Hotel energy.)

Sera’s motivations in this episode are so incredibly interesting to me personally, and her language is worth digging into. “You failed to control the demons’ unrest” okay…so mass murder them once a year so they don’t have the numbers or the strength to rise up, expect it to break their spirits and submit to Heaven’s authority, got it. “I never would have agreed to your yearly activities if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep” So Sera has a clear distaste for the Exterminations, but she allows it anyway, all for the sake of keeping Hell out of Heaven’s hair. Or…perhaps something else? “Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it.” Hmm. Hang onto this tidbit, might be more important later. “I want you to do whatever you need to in order to stop this problem from getting any worse.” Lady you have the Princess of Hell in here whose plan really boils down to “can you stop killing my people please,” YOU could stop the problem from getting worse if you cared to open up your mind a little.

The thing is, though…there are many reasons why someone can be closed-minded, but the root of it is usually fear. Sera considers protecting Heaven enough of a priority to agree to a yearly genocide that she doesn’t particularly like the idea of. She wants to keep the genocide a secret, because she knows very well how the rest of Heaven will react to being even tangentially responsible for a widespread act of bloodshed and carnage even if it is against sinners (those are the winners’ families too, y’know; look at Angel and Molly). She has all the makings of a leader with good intentions that lets those good intentions lead her to committing war crimes in the name of preserving what she considers to be good and worthy. Getting the shape of her now; let’s move on.

Alright, detour for a second: cannibals. What the actual heck are they? I know none of us know and have theories and blah blah blah, but…everything points to them being sinners, as far as I understand it, even the kids (which, the fact that there are kid sinners…hecked up, dude), but then again, I keep not paying attention in the last episode when several of them are getting killed and potentially showing incriminating gore splatter, so maybe the evidence is there, I just haven’t seen it. But to my understanding, Overlords can only be sinners because only sinners have any use for souls and soul contracts, and an Exorcist wouldn’t be chasing down a kid if it wasn’t a sinner in the first place. Which makes me wonder if there are any Hellborn at all in Pentagram City. We know they exist in Pride at large, assuming once again that HH/HB are in the same universe, because Imp City is in Pride and is the home of IMP, where they specifically cater to sinners (and recently dead ones, too), so sinners have to be able to travel between the cities in Pride. Does this mean that the Exterminations are ring-wide, or are they just centered on Pentagram City because that’s the seat of power? If there’s overcrowding in Hell (Pride), is Pride just that inhospitable a landscape where they can’t build more, or are the Exterminations effective in culling their numbers while still not really making a dent in the overcrowding problem? (Is there actually an overcrowding problem or is that just what Heaven says they’re doing when the real reason is a lot scarier?)

Here we go, the only person to acknowledge Lilith’s existence outside of Charlie, and it’s Adam! And he’s super gross about it! Womp womp! But I suppose he’d be more likely to mention Lilith over Lucifer, since. Y’know. Married to her and all. And apparently making recent deals with her. Maybe. I have a whole Thing about it but it occurred to me to wait until I get to that part of the finale, but. Just wanted to acknowledge that there is one singular person who knows who Lilith is and mentions her and he isn’t even from Hell at all, he’s her shitty ex-husband who comes down to cut her kingdom down to size once a year.

Also, can we admire the audacity Charlie has to approach Heaven—HEAVEN—with her business plan without any indication that the damn thing actually works? That’s the point, that’s the whole point of this episode, but I just. Wow. WOW. She believes in it so hard but she still can’t PROVE it. The fact that she happens to be RIGHT is almost like a huge cosmic coincidence, like she made it happen by believing in it hard enough (and wouldn’t that be a kick in the head?). PRINCESS. OF. PRIDE.

And again, a callback to episode two: when the stakes are higher and the battleground is much more real, Charlie doesn’t go for Sir Pentious to prove that her hotel can work; she goes to Angel, because even though the work he’s been putting in hasn’t been flashy and catering to her initial kindergarten snowflake version of help, it’s been quiet and real and hard-won. Charlie is right to put her faith in Angel, and she sees him and everything he’s doing to improve himself. He’s the perfect candidate for her to make her point. And it’s a beautiful turning of the pilot on its head, because whereas there, Angel embarrasses Charlie and disproves her entire plan, here…he proves her right. He has her back and doesn’t even know it. I am emotional about it.

oKAY HERE IT IS THE BOMBSHELL THE ONE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR AND NOT THE ONE YOU ALL HAVE PROBABLY BEEN THINKING: Adam was the first human soul in Heaven. It’s been established that while the Hellaverse’s version of Heaven and Hell follows the basic Christian map, it differs in some important key areas. Those familiar with the Biblical story of Genesis might remember a little tale about two brothers named Cain and Abel. The cliffnotes: Cain kills Abel. Abel is the first human who dies according to the Bible. So, with this singular piece of information—Adam was the first human soul in Heaven—we have a few possibilities here. Either Cain and Abel didn’t happen, Adam died before Abel did, or…maybe Abel isn’t in Heaven. And I am fairly certain that the last possibility is the one that excites me most, even if I think the first is the most likely.

But this also leads me to the other topic I’ve been dancing all around throughout these episodes: Adam, Lilith, Alastor, and the nature of their respective afterlives. There’s still one important episode to get through before I can tie all the pieces together, but I can start to weave a lot of them together right now. Adam is explicitly a human soul. The First Human Soul. Lilith was also a human soul. They should be a winner and a sinner, but they aren’t. It’s unknown if Lilith ever even died. So. What the unholy hell happened to them? Does something happen to a human who enters Hell without dying first? Did Lucifer do something to her to help her as they were being cast into Hell? Lilith has, without question, the biggest horns in both Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. If someone points out some bigger ones to me that I missed, I’ll be embarrassed, but for now I’m sticking to this point: Lilith got honkin’ horns. Big mommy gorers. Really scarily impressive headgear. Like, proportionally, what are her neck muscles even like?? But more importantly: what she is taxonomically is really unclear, just like Adam. It would appear that as the first creations of Heaven, it’s possible Heaven and Hell respectively changed them. Perhaps Sera gave Adam a promotion and Lucifer, in making Lilith queen, gave her a leg up. They’re something else, something apart from run of the mill angels and demons.

So is Alastor, it would appear, but more on him at the finale when I tie this all up.

Anyway, back to the other regular bombshell: the first indications that no one has any idea what the rules are for getting into Heaven or sent to Hell. I am sincerely wondering what Adam thinks he did in life to “stick it to the Man” and I would love to hear him talk about it, actually.

And for another thing—if he wasn’t so opposed to what Charlie is trying to do, he would be the exact soul to understand what Charlie means about getting a drink with friends at the end of a hard day. What, Adam, you’ve never gone and gotten smashed with your Exorcist buddies at the end of a hard day of Exterminating? Would have been such a sweet gotcha but also ruined the dramatic tension so I get it but meh. I can dream. The Exorcists probably lift more fingers than he does during any given Extermination Day anyway.

(Side note to grumble about the fatphobia; the character designs are so good and varied, Viv, you’re telling me you couldn’t fit more than two fat main-ish characters in the Hellaverse and they’re both pretty shitty people? Anyway. ANYWAY. To be fair, it took me a while to realize that Adam is supposed to be fat; he has a very A-line frame, which is. Y’know. Appropriate. But the “letting yourself go” thing Lucifer says…ugh. Come on. Though I do appreciate that there were no fat jokes about Mammon in the Mid-Season Mammon Special, bc it would have been so easy to slip one in there but they didn’t. That shouldn’t be where the bar is but the bar is…well, not even in Hell, we have to go lower, because of the fat jokes about Moxxie who is visibly not even a little chunky. I get that it’s edgy shock comedy but. Sigh.)

Additional side note to appreciate Joel Perez and wonder if the background stuff he says as Val before Niffty shows up was ad libbed, because “yeah I’m here all the time, they know me” at a sex club called CONSENT just about KILLS ME. THE IRONY. SO MANY LEVELS.

Side note to my side note that I don’t know if that’s actually irony or if I’m so used to that word being applied to funny coincidences that it has lost all meaning.

Anyway I hope Niffty gets to terrorize Valentino more in upcoming seasons. Also the public nature of this standoff between Val and Angel is something I wish they had more time to go into the repercussions of. Angel pulling against the chain, Angel standing up to his abuser for the sake of his friends—I LOVE IT OKAY. HE’S A GOOD MAN.

And there it is, the quiet part said out loud: NOBODY KNOWS WHAT GETS A SOUL INTO HEAVEN. Still the best twist I’ve ever seen in my entire life. And the most maddening piece of worldbuilding to date, because it’s great, it’s flawless, it sets up so many questions and conflicts, but wtf do you MEAN nobody knows?? Well. Clearly somebody must. They know when a soul passes divine judgement (how?), when a soul shows up in Heaven, but who set that mechanism into place? Who does the judging? Who wrote the program? The obvious answer should be God, but God isn’t here, at least not yet. I think it’s entirely possible the Seraphim were following a plan of Creation that they didn’t understand, they just trusted blindly and punished Lucifer for deviating from. It’s a popular view of Heaven in pop culture, tbh. And I just relistened—the souls arrive, and then they pass divine judgement. Is it possible for a soul to arrive and NOT pass divine judgement? Probably not, one would think arriving meant they passed, but…the problem with the fast-paced nature of Hazbin as opposed to Helluva Boss is that stuff like this doesn’t have TIME to get explained, if it would in the first place. It’s just dweebs like me who overanalyze everything and who are stuck gnawing on every scrap we can get our teeth around who maybe ask questions like this. Sigh.

“It is our job to ensure these souls are safe.” Wait for iiiit.

“It’s not as simple as you think. Not everything is spelled in ink.” Wait for iiiiiiiit.

“I’m sure you wish it could be so, but there’s a lot that you don’t know.” Waaaiiiit foooor iiiiit….

(Side note that this song still gives me massive chills, I adore it, but WAIT FOR IT—)

“They were uprising, Emily! It is my position as the head Seraphim to protect our people at all costs! […] Heaven needs us, Emily. […] We can’t doubt ourselves or worry about the fates of demons when we have our own souls to protect.” THERE IT IS. Okay. This isn’t exactly new information, but to hear it from Sera—Sera is TERRIFIED. That’s what strikes me about her. She’s not angry, she’s frightened. She has contempt for Hell, but there is something she is so scared of that she will allow something she clearly abhors because it’s a necessary cost for protecting Heaven. This is what makes me think that either Lilith really was plotting an uprising against Heaven…or something else was. Something else was taking advantage of Hell’s strength, growing as it grew, gaining…root, perhaps? (Roo. It’s Roo. I’m talking about the Root of Evil.) And it also strikes me as significant that Sera is concerned with protecting SOULS. If Heavenborn are like Hellborn, they don’t HAVE souls (except as a metaphor for a sense of self, not as an actual worldbuilding mechanic). We’ve seen that souls can be double-dead. We’ve seen that they can be sold, and told they can be mangled (because I’m not convinced that Alastor’s unlucky Overlords died—I think he shredded them and stuffed them into his radio waves somehow and that’s just where they live now, but that ties into the whole argument of if sinners can regenerate or if anything but angelic steel can kill them). Can something else happen to souls? Is it possible that maybe Roo or something like her can consume souls? Gain their power? Threaten Heaven itself the more she consumes, the more she grows?

Are they afraid of the potential of Roo? Or did she do something to earn that terror? Because the way Sera is acting…my money is on something happening early on or even before Creation, something that the head Seraphim knew about but maybe Lucifer didn’t. That sure seems to be a recurring theme, not telling your sparkly-eyed young dreamers all the risks before they take them and then punishing them when their mistakes get a little too big to handle. Hmm. Hmm hmm hmm. Interesting.

Now I’m gonna detour to talk about Emily: it’s a popular theory that Emily is going to Fall, and there is definitely foreshadowing aplenty. But seeing how the other angels in that courtroom seemed to react to Emily, how a good number seemed inclined to agree with her…I’m not so sure now. Conflict in Heaven is unavoidable, because the secret Sera didn’t want getting out is out there now, but will Emily and those who agree with her be cast out…or something else? A War in Heaven is never mentioned in the Hellaverse, another way it diverges from a lot of Genesis-based theology; we don’t know if the Sins in Helluva Boss are Hellborn or Fallen angels like Lucifer, and there’s no mention of any angel falling except for Lucifer in Hazbin Hotel. Could Emily be the one to lead a War in Heaven? Whether that ends with her Falling or not, it’s an incredibly intriguing concept, actually, bringing to the fore the very fears that Sera has been working so hard against. Because if War comes to Heaven, I’m sure certain agents of chaos (Roo) won’t be far behind.

A lot of looking down the road, for me, seems to be forming a shape where Heaven and Hell work together to take care of their souls, hanging onto the ones who like Hell and passing on the ones who put in the work to deserve Heaven. But that still feels too simplistic, too tidy. Combining the two into a singular afterlife is a theory I saw once, which feels slightly more on the mark but I’m not sure. There’s just so much we don’t know—and the fact that there is so much more to the story that Sera knows but refuses to tell Emily or Charlie tells me that it’s finding out the deeper, darker lore that is going to make predicting what will happen with Heaven and Hell easier. Gotta know where you were to know where you’re going and all.

And that is the end of my theorizing for this episode; the next episode probably won’t have much, but the finale is going to be a doozy for wrapping up a lot of my theories about afterlives, Overlords, deals, magic, a lot of it. And I’ll get it done some other day because it takes me over two hours to get through these episodes when I’m pausing to word vomit like this!

[cxncrie-a]

@sssardonian-ssserpent asked: 🖤 enemies to lovers for. Honestly a number of your muses. For your Sir Pentious and My Lute, or maybe for my Sir Pentious and Alastor if that is applicable to your Alastor, perhaps something with my Lute and Velvette/My Rosie and Velvette?

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Hrm .. I'm not really sure what to say on Pentious and Lute yet, mostly bc it'd depend on what happens during that thread. I'd wager that as a ' maybe ' but I do think it might take some progress first. Especially since I think he'd be more focused on trying to defend himself rather than attempting to romance her. Though they'd def start as enemies. 

Alastor is AroAce, and mine is personally sex-repulsed and doesn't like men as is. Then again it's actually more canon that he gets along with women easier than he does men. I do believe that perhaps there can be some sort of friendship, a really questionable one, down the line as it's hinted that Al starts to grow somewhat fond of the residents of the Hotel as is.

Shipping with Velvette is .. difficult for me. I don't think she'd be interested in getting with anyone really, as I often write her very fond of the other Vee's / being only romantically interested in them. Not to mention if someone gets with Velvette, they take all. If she were, Lute would be more on her wavelength where as Rosie feels too polite to have to put up with someone like Velvette JKLDFHDFH. I don't talk often about it, but dating Velvette at any point would mean accepting that Valentino and Vox are always going to be around.

That being said, I'm open for platonic across the board until the scales tip into a different outcome. It's more of a " we can start here and see what happens " kind of deal. I can't promise ships since I don't always know how it'll go though.