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I love how everyone over on Chocolate Man’s Instagram is like:
Wow, Amaury Guichon, sparkling good job my chap!
And everyone over here is like:
HAVE you SEEN what the FUCKING CHocLATE MAN did TODAY?! THAT FUCKING FUCKER-
#chocolate man#Amaury Guichon#tumblr fandom#vs#normal people on an anti swearing app#I guess they could be more like us but censored#wow good job you hecking good boi chocolate sir
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Briefly doodled a Uther gijinka thats long overdue!!!
he uh....HE KEEPS STARING AT ME LIKE TH-
#it is VERY thirst trappy but its lore accurate i swear#he needs to be able to rip off his shirt to chase down mages and grow crystals#dw he gets censored with their blood and guts 👍👍 decency!!!#....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#kirby nintendo#my art#digital drawing#kirby oc#doodle#Sir Uther#gijinka
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someone found tucker’s weed review channel and he has a suspension letter for organizing a food fight framed on his wall 😭
#bb26#he didn’t censor anything but I felt weird about it so added the square over the address and full names lmao#sir that’s maybe too much info to be reading out on cam#and throwing on youtube#but that aside#big brother food fight WHEN
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FURTHERMORE
i feel like someone should also point out that it's a bit odd to be so militant over adherance to the canon of a series so heavily based in mythology and folk tales
please free yourselves from the shackles of copyright and ip bc I promise art will be so much more fun and interesting if you do
#like i fear that this may be pointing out the obvious but using tolkien-related examples#the war of the rohirrim is essentially to l/otr what sir g/awain is to the m/abinogion#and also i cannot stress enough that none of this is real#like these are all fictional stories#there is no inherient 'truth' that is being ~betrayed~#also i dont care what t/olkien himself would have thought bc hes fucking dead and also just some guy#and also if you want to create art that is well developed and emotionally resonant#then you need to be prepared for people to react to it the same way people have always reacted to art that resonants with them#which is creating even MORE art#which by its very nature is in dialogue with the original piece of art#you'd think people would understand this idea with w/icked being in vogue but maybe thats expecting too much#also just to be clear i censored some things to avoid potentially clogging up tags
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HEY. FFXIV update time, this one is a long one so be prepared for screeniesss. Most of them... are admittedly of Haurchefant. I missed my boy.
First: I now understand the DPS pain. I was privileged with my healer queue times. When I queued for Ramuh after this it was a 30 minute queue.
Haurchefant... I would LOVE to have some mulled wine with you and it's criminal that squeenix won't let me!!!
he's just so dreamy.... imagine what we coulda had if he'd followed us through the expansions 😞
:D
why is everyone in this game so friggin tall... this height difference is so amusing
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Oh, Alphinaud... I'm excited to see you get humbled again. That's my son
haurchefant greeting the WOL
vs Haurchefant greeting Alphinaud LOL
some times i forget just how many NPC's are in love with the WoL. thanks aymeric i see you're as pretty as always
FINAL YSAYLE I LOVE YOU MA'AM
#god i missed haurchefant's flirting#please my good sir#such a shame he was censored for the english version#i need him to proposition the WoL rn#ffxiv#ff14#final fantasy xiv#final fantasy 14#haurchefant greystone#ysayle dangoulain#alphinaud leveilleur#vash the stampede#Vash's Eorzean Journey
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I know we in the De Kelley fandom like to talk about his ways of sitting, but have we considered how he stands up?
Sorry, De, I don’t think you can really blame your friend for looking. 👀
#i know sir#i know#eyes up here#deforest kelley#dk gifsets#333 montgomery street#alcoa-goodyear theater#this must’ve raised at least one or two brows though#considering this was the era when robert culp walking#was almost enough to get ‘trackdown’ pulled by censors
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glad to hear that this new translation of kafka's diaries will feature him seeing a hot swedish man and thinking "I Want To Lick His Thigh."
#ollie considers#i am not being entirely facetious#we have all been there sir#but also excellent news for... not censoring things
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a little refinement
#ffxvi#ff16#dion lesage#sir terence#teredio#doodle#for safety reasons I have to censor the shirt again#it fits
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finally unfollowed that one guy who posts like one funny thing per day (their other 10 or so daily posts are all ass)
#s*baton hate will not fly with me no sir#(i dont actually care that much a lot of people are just annoying about it)#also censoring the name so it doesnt show up in the main tag lol
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I am unwell 😳👀🍆
(Recorded from Champion of Light's vid on YT
also i couldn't upload the gif for being too big 😳😔 )
#HELLO??? Is anyone seeing this#ilmo enjoyers come look at this 0.25x slowed down close up shot of our man#ilmo koskela#my posts#oops thirst post#the thirst continues and thickens just like ilmo's ilmo's iillmo's#alan wake 2#is he just going commando here???? just schlong all out under there?!!?? SIR PLZ 😭#i knew something was up but ehhh ooh boy#they hid their pippeli's with beer cans and also pixel censored the floats#but then forgot to censor his sausage in the adventure ad#an adventure indeed 👀 jfc#Ilmo's sausage is so massive it can't be contained in a gif and posted on here 😔
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"Extremely derogatory word... (no shit) Have we become so fragile as a society that we cannot tolerate... norms of behavior that were part of human life for millennia... How much of our cultural heritage must be thrown in the dumpster..."
um
#this is the 4th out of 5 pages that all sound like this#college reading assignment#the next paragraph indicates that it should be a teachable moment#but i have a feeling thats just to save the writer's ass because the whole article so far has been defending the presence of slurs etc#no you should not be having the N word read in class with children WTF#did these people forget you can just 📝 ~~ block words out#and then be like “theres a slur there. we dont use slurs so its redacted”#“we cant have books be censored. so we must actively teach children slurs.” no sir????#avoid censorship AND avoid slurs#also this may be a hot take but i dont really know that mark twain had THAT much to offer american history
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The HORROR of hearing your little five-year-old voice singing awkwardly along to a pristine backing track because your dad was just dying to shove you in front of a mic and produce a song as soon as you could enunciate words semi-intelligibly.
#Barely fifteen minutes of practice just “Here’s the lyrics; here’s the mic. Sing my Angel of Music!”#Mostly my fault because you could not pay me in stuffed animals and candy to get in front of any microphone at that age#mostly because my dad was constantly pressuring me to and I didn’t like that#I wouldn’t be opposed to it now if he hadn’t been instrumental in destroying so much of my own work for being gay and satanic#so uh… he’s not getting any asset of mine to use for his projects. No sir.#It’s offensive.#“I hate every single poem you’ve ever written and believe they need to be destroyed EXCEPT this one and this one because#they’re about my dad and you expressed what I was feeling in a way I can’t articulate 🥺”#Well guess what buddy I articulated MYSELF too and you didn’t respect that; you don’t deserve anything from me#especially not my voice which you have so heavily censored and punished me for using in the way I please#I’m kind of glad I sung so badly because that’s all he’ll ever have of my voice
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look at what cesco made for me i'm absolutely losing my mind esp 'dilly dally'
#sir talksalot#apparently [CENSORED] is a spoiler but it's so funny as is bc i would absolutely [CENSORED] both of them
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Doing anything as a job will make it unglamorous because nothing can completely retain its wonder up close but this makes it very funny in a surreal sort of way when people with no practical experience in what you do get moon-eyed about it
#personal#was talking to one of my dog walk clients about the fact that I also work for [censored] theatre#and oh man was that… fascinating#this guy is trying to have like a conversation on the art form of it all#and I’m like#sir do you know how many extremely uncomfortable equity conversations I’ve sat in on in the past few months#it’s not that I DON’T care about the art form of it all but it’s. yknow.#it’s v obvious this guy does not conceive of what I do as like a job with a W2 form and other boring things#do I care that what we make is entertaining and has an impact of people?#yeah absolutely. there is NO good reason to work in theatre if you don’t everything about it is shit#is it also a job that I have to turn up to even when I’m tired and cranky and bored of it?#VERY MUCH SO
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j/hn wolfe make one video without complaining abt ur audience challenge
#censored cause i don't want it showing in the tags lol#i've watched this mans videos for over a decade. i legit Grew Up with this man#but over the past years he's seemingly gotten so jaded and he complains constantly#esp about his audience like it really seems like he hates his audience#and it's like since i've been watching him for so long i don't wanna give up on him cause there's still aspects of his videos i like#but i roll my eyes every time he has something to complain abt#like he gets upset ppl don't follow his twitter and then his twitter is just screenshotting his youtube comments complaining about those#he imitates his audience by using like a whiney mocking voice yknow the ones#like idk he's always been a Little pretentious but it's getting worse#and you CANNOT criticize the guy no matter how polite you are he throws a fit#like i'm not the only one who has these problems with him a lot of ppl do#so he Knows this is how a lot of ppl feel about him and he doesn't care#I DUNNO i just wanted to bitch abt this for some reason#he's just an example i think of a guy who turned a fun hobby into a job and now he hates doing it#he was so much more enjoyable when videos were just something he did for fun and he had a 'real' job as well#but he himself thinks those old videos are cringe and im like sir that was when you had whimsy and joy in ur life#marshal gets harshal
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Okay who blazed an aggressively pro v*gan post on my dash
#sir.... this is a wendys#not that im inherently anti v*gan it was just calling all non-v*gans hypocrites#sorry for censoring i dont want them on my ass they're like mosquitoes#text
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