#sinister dads

[angerydj]

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(spoiler warning for the morph s2 tas plotline in caption and tags)

pov: your shapeshfter bf gets an evil brainworm imlanted in their head by their abusive manipulative adoptive dad so you gotta find em, and you go all the way to south america to find em disguised as a bartender, but when you tell em to come back to you, they start a fight n fuck with your head by insulting you while shifted into your gf, and then run off still disguised as said gf

[normalbrothers]

CHARLIE: She came back with a white pony. The one she gave to you. You used to ride it around, remember? [Tommy shakes his head] Well, she seemed happy for a bit watching you ride it. And then she was gone. And none of it made any sense. Afterwards, whenever I looked at that white pony, I saw her ...

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

s4e13

[redladydeath]

imo, i prefer the idea that vox went through some pretty intense moral decay during his time in hell. he was never a good or upstanding guy, but he was a very normal man when he first arrived, who, over the decades, has become more and more callous and desensitized.

[alumirp]

The jester, the clown and the five reasons why luffy should NOT rule a kingdom

Trafalgar Law is a jester.

Not really, of course. He's a doctor, a prince, and most recently, a spy. It's not like Dressrosa is short-staffed or anything, he's just bored and the mission should be easy; enter the royal palace of Goa, gather intelligence on the court, leave, and then use that intel to find out if they're a kingdom worth allying with.

Of course, Cora-san would be reluctant to send him on such a mission, but with Doffy's permission and encouragement, there was little that Law's adoptive father, and Dressrosa's spymaster, could do about the matter, other than choosing Law's companion for the mission.

The plan was easy enough to follow; with the recent coronation of the new king, the Choosing Day would soon take place, where the new king would choose the new members of his royal court based on extensive trials and competitions. All Law had to do was apply for the position of royal advisor, approach the king and members of the court, find out how Goa worked and get to know the people of the kingdom. Meanwhile, his companion would apply for the position of court jester and use the seemingly silly position to gain intel in places Law could not go so easily, such as among the servants and attendants. Or that's how it would happen, if hes fucking chaperone wasn't an actual jester Buggy, the Star Clown, who was somehow a jester and a spy at the same time, screws up the entire mission by accidentally switching their tests, and so Law finds himself having to somehow become Goa's court jester in the name of the mission. All this while the actual jester now has to somehow get close to the king and gain his trust enough to become the royal advisor. It is much to Law's surprise that not only does the foolish king find him funny enough to have him as a jester, but that Buggy somehow earns the king's trust. And for some reason unknown to the gods, said foolish king, Luffy, seems to like Law for more than just morbid jokes.

They were, to say the least, fucked.

[catominor]

there needs to be more gay sucking and fucking in ancient rome media. this is the truth

[greetingfromthedead]

Trying to balance between my projects

[potatobugz]

south park but they are like teen agers (warning: scarey warning: frightening)

[angerydj]

[vosquitransitis]

this guy remains one of my favourite aspects about durge runs "hat happened with piles of corpses master you used to love piles of corpses!" awful i love sceleritas so much

[guardian-angle22]

After that preview clip, I'm definitely thinking the wardrobe choices for Carlos this season have specifically been to make him look even more like Gabriel. a subtle little nod of what was to come for him.

In previous seasons, Carlos was usually wearing polos, t-shirts, and sweaters. All of a sudden this season he's wearing outfits like this:

Meanwhile this is what Gabriel wears in his appearances when not in uniform (he's in uniform in the last one but I wanted to have 4 gifs lmao):

Mmmhmm. I see you, wardrobe department. I see you.

[bredforloyalty]

if they're doing it for the money i'm a-okay with that cause we're still having fun and what would one expect but i have this belief that there was a lot more keeping them apart like i feel like just bridging that gap and being in the same room and agreeing enough to do this, and to be on STAGE together is inherently about more than money. cause look at their fuckass history..

[peculiardollart]

POV: You are Jin Guangshan, and it turns out your eldest son is a lot more like you than you ever gave him credit for.

... You should have listened when he asked you to be nicer to his brother.

[wizardsaremomstoo]

What If!Stephen: I adopted a ten year old a couple of days ago.

Canon Stephen: Uh... what?

What If!Stephen: Yeah, he's pretty adorable.

Sinister Strange: Are we even... fit to be a parent?

Defender Strange: You're asking HIM this?

Canon Stephen: Should I be offended by that?

What If!Stephen: My kid knows three languages AND dark magic. What do your kids know? Nothing, because you don't have any.

Defender/Sinister Strange: ...

Canon Strange: Rescinding my earlier statement now.

[croc-odette]

Every time in horror movies where the protagonist sees something outside and walks out to investigate but visibly leaves the front door open…. you are like a baby deer it’s so easy to trick you