#single problems

[arcadialedger]

Sometimes I’ll finally be building up self confidence.

I’m cute, I’m intelligent, I’m capable, I’m worthy of love.

And then I’ll do something like wake myself up with my own snoring and the facade crumbles from beneath me like a Jenga tower.

[geeky-politics-46]

Why is it there's never a hot single guy around when you are that perfect amount of drunk? That state of tipsy where you are just feeling yourself & DTF without regrets. Like sober enough that you would still use protection, but drunk enough you would actually ask for what you want without hesitation. Why is there never dick available then?

[roxy4life]

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*looks around* where's my babe...?

sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ.... ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴɢʟᴇ....

[not-a-kaleshi-saanp]

By God.....agar mere partner ne cocoa scent laga liya to Maine pagal hi ho jaana hai....

✨MANIFESTING ✨

[love-and-books320]

Ahhhjlalfkagfl 5 people in my 9 person lunch group(I’m included in the 9 but not the 5) are talking about their relashionships I’m gonna listen to the prophecy and then kill myself

[honeyssweetened]

I've never been fingered and orgasming until I cried because it feels so good but the idea of it sounds nice 🥲

[sunflowerglaze34]

I'm so horny. I'm in the mood for that nasty, sloppy midday sex that makes you hungry and sleepy🫠

[yellow0jello2]

Guess who isn't single anymore??

.....not me, but someone probably got a date-

[blackmoonrose13]

-as the world falls down plays- FUCK YOU BOWIE YOU ARE MAKING ME HAVE FEELINGS AND A WANT TO BE IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WHICH REMINDS ME I HAVE TO START DATING AND DEALING WITH SHIP PEOPLE AGAIN IN MY LOCAL AREA!

[achampagneblonde]

Do I need to move country, or am I just turning 30?

30 is looming and I don’t know how I feel about it. My life feels as messy as my hair and the mirror in this lift selfie On a phone call with my mother a few days ago I told her that I was feeling stagnant, displaced and restless, major ‘itchy feet’. I feel as though something major in my life needs to change, but I’m not sure what. She told me that it’s probably because I’m fast approaching 30…

[banditomojado]

BRB, GONNA GO SOB UNCONTROLLABLY REAL QUICK

[p4inface]

taking a bath is tiring i just wish someone could wash me

[roxy4life]

Can I get a bf who is nice like thad..... :[ I really want someone who takes care of me I'm a sweet person who wants to love and take off someone but I want some to do that with me to.... :[

I want someone like thad....

[moonybeam3]

Nothing makes me wish I had a partner more than getting and decorating my own bday cake, eating DoorDash, and lighting candles alone on my bday

I have friends and family and stuff but no one here on the actual day tho they have celebrated me this weekend and plan to later in the week too

Idk just making me feel a little lonely

[smfs07]

(73) Why I am Single

*after having a friendly conversation in Bumble with a new match…it’s 9pm*

Match: “Are you a night owl?”

Me: “Not at all, I actually just took some magnesium to help me go to sleep.”

Match: “I wish I was fingering you right now tbh”

Me *thinking WTF*: “I wish I was in a overwater bungalow in Bora Bora right now tbh”

*And then I got blocked*

[canonkiller]

This is expected, being human.