#singee

[musubiki]

i also like the idea that the merchant is usually singing when hes not selling things. like random strange songs either no ones heard before or no one has heard for hundreds of years. and you can usually HEAR him nearby is how you know youre close to the merchant, like in botw when youre adventuring and suddenly hear cass's music in the distance

[themoonweaversden]

Messeges that were found so far: NAITSUAF (spoilers)

This is just to collect all the codes that you can type in in thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com and their effects only (please click images for better quality)

Masterpost with all messeges / codes

Transcript:

"SELLING YOUR SOUL For FUN nad PROFIT!

There are some who believe that beneath your skin, nerves, and meat hides a unique spark of electric ephemera that religious types call a "soul." This invisible cloud of will is theorically the most eternal, sacred part of any being. Does it exist? WHO CARES! The important thing is, people believe in it, which means it has MARKET VALUE, BABY! That's why I've purchased as many souls as possible through history just in case I need to CRASH IN one DAY!

WANNA BE A SOUL BILLIONARE LIKE ME?

Look, I wouldn't tell my secret to just anyone, but if you got this far you're smart enough for a golden oportunity! It's simple! First you sell your soul to me, but you get it back as soon as you get three people to sell their souls! Then each of your soul customers buys three more souls, and if you get a commision on each soul, and I only get a small fraction of that commision, it's basically money that prints itself! And souls probably aren't real anyway so there's NO WAY to lose!

Trust me, you're gonna LOVE not having a soul. A soul's like a Jet-ski: sounds cool in theory, but then it just gathers dust in the garage. That junk could be making YOU money! And all you have to do is sign on the dotted line! Pleasure doing business with ya Pal, and may God have mercy on you... uh. You know. On your whole general vibe.

Got any questions? Look, I'll let my lawyer, MultiLevel Mark, explain it.

By reading this paragraph to completion you are agreeing that Mr. Cipher is not liable for any distress, infinite purgatorial torment, profound regret, loss of joie de vivre or vibe shift following the sale of your soul. Bill might be dead but his team of lawyers cannot be killed, praise be to the Legal System, Amen.

ARE YOU READY?"

Once you click ARE YOU READY?:

Transcript:

"SOUL CONTRACT This Certifies That:

X_________________________________(YOUR NAME) hereby grants ownership of their everlasting soul in perpetuity throughout all timelines, realities, and simulations to Bill Cipher Soul Holding LLC. Signing this contract waives any further right to seeing your soul, visiting your soul, soul-searching, wearing a soul patch, or watching the movie "Soul Plane." Your career in the arts is formally over, but your career working for network television Standards & Practicies has only begun!

Furthermore

I. Singee may continue to eat Chiken Soup but any spiritual comfort in offers will be transferred instantly to Bill Cipher LLC. If any other deities or demigods dispute ownership of this soul from a prior sale, they will have to bring their fiddle, chess board, and/or paperwork to our HQ for meditation to determine the Soul Beneficiary. II. "Old Souls" may be subject to remodeling for hiegher resale value. III. Souls are to be stored in our soul containtment unit in the Astral Plane. We are not liable for damages in the event that some kind of "Ghost Busting" team releases your soul and others from our containment in a wacky montage throughout New York City. IV. If Anubis comes by with his scale for our annual Soul Weight Audit, tell him we are all home sick.

This Soul is hereby transfered to: X__Bill Cipher__ (BILL CIPHER, CEO) WITNESSED BY: X_________ ("OPTOR" THE ALL-SELLER)

[CODE IN THERAPRISM]

[CODE IN CIPHER FONT]

SIGN

PRINT

or

BE A COWARD"

Theraprism decoded: "You are now twenty one grams lighter"

Cipher font decoded: "This contract is legal and binding. We reserve the right to use your likeness, face, voice, and small-town pluck in whatever nefarious manner is deemed necessary. Sans soul, your soulmate will not recognize you and will walk right past you on a cold autumn day, never making eye contact, not even processing that you have eyes at all. No amount of interaction will move them to a place where they can remember, in feeling, the thousands of lifetimes you have already spent together, each time choosing whatever form would keep you closest. Like otters holding hands in a tumultuous river, you were birds; you were trees with roots entangled, drinking in the sunlight together. Wherever we go next, whatever you choose, I will always be right with you. That's done, buddy. Congratulations, you have chosen Bill instead. McDonald's reserves the right to put a giant yellow "W" on your torso and forehead and send you walking through a crowded Times Square while you scream, "The fries! The fries! They don't degrade in nature! It's an immortal food! They will be in the landfills long past our deaths! Good God, the things I've seen! Me? Who am I? Oh, I'm Bill's previous lawyer. He put my soul into a quill pen so I can write his legal documents until the sun snuffs out like a candle in this sick universe. I used to be hot; I was so fine. Now I'm fine print. Speaking of which, Bill reserves the right to put your soul into an inanimate object, a strange creature, a concept, a sentence, a tasteful but rustic mason jar with wildflowers in it. If at any point you wish to have visitation rights with your soul, you will be swiftly denied, unless you had a cool day planned for the both of you. Then Bill might want to come along. By signing this document, you forfeit any rights to eating soul food; it will turn to ash in your mouth, a fitting punishment for a fool who squandered the only true gift life owes you. Bill reserves the right to dress your soul however he deems necessary, especially if your soul was a nerd before acquisition. Soul makeover! Your soul may become fractured and placed into different objects; this has no purpose and will not resurrect you if you die. Signee has forfeited all rights to any afterlife, including but not limited to Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Big Corner, Flow State, the Dream House, the Reincarnation Processing Center, Axolotl's Tank, and Consequences Hold. Signee can no longer board the Soul Train and is advised to discard all bellbottoms. Signee can no longer have a puppy as a best friend; they can sense what is gone. Cats are indifferent. Signee may experience occasional demon possessions from Horculus the Red, Plabos the Merciless, Morbus son of Mortum, Plaga the Oozing, and other such common demons roaming Earth searching for weakened, empty vessels. Tips for ripping your soul out at home: matching YouTube commentary channels, attending an extended family event with an open bar, using generative AI and asserting that you are creating, turning a blind eye to human suffering, amassing more wealth than needed, purchasing a blue checkmark."

If you click BE A COWARD nothing happens

If you click PRINT it just let's you print it

If you click SIGN:

Transcript:

"PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU"

Once you close it the flame from the candle changes to blue:

From now on all the words that didn't seem to do anything (audiolog, bubbles, clear, contract, etc...) will play a selection of videos/audios when you click the nob on the computer

[nicsparkles]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Verb by Pallavi Singee Anthropologie Ivory Josephine Lace Tunic Dress Size XS.

[crimechannels]

By • Olalekan Fagbade BREAKING: Naira Marley arrested by Police operatives over death of Mohbad Music star, Azeez Fashola aka Naira Marley, has been taken into custody for interrogation and other investigation activities over the death of his former singee, Mohabd. This was confirmed by Lagos State Police Command PRO, SP Benjamin Hundeyin via his X handle. He wrtoed, “Azeez Fashola aka Naira Marley has been taken into custody for interrogation and other investigation activities…#justice4Mohbad #justiceforMohbad.” Earlier, the Marlian Music boss announced via his verified X handle on Tuesday night that he had returned to Nigeria. He wrote, “I’d like to share that I’ve just arrived back in Lagos, Nigeria to assist the authorities with the ongoing investigation. It’s important I do my part for Imole. I’ll be meeting with the police with hopes for the truth to be uncovered and for justice to prevail.” Naira Marley has debunked allegations that he has a hand in the death of Mohbad, stressing that despite their fallout in 2022, “no harm was wished on him.” #NairaMarleyarrestedbyPoliceoperativesoverdeathofMohbad

[talentedmusik]

Download Big Dreamz - Jan bereh FM ft K F [prod by Big Dreamz] official Audio (Mp3)

Download Big Dreamz – Jan bereh FM ft K F [prod by Big Dreamz] official Audio (Mp3)

Big dreams The Jan bere entertainment Singee / music producer drop a new Jam . JANBERE FM Following the silence of This artist for a while Comes back with a different version of music and he titled this “ JAN BERE FM ”. Download Big Dreamz – Jan bereh FM ft K F [prod by Big Dreamz] official Audio (Mp3)Download

[naijabuzz300]

Ayra Starr: Come Close [MP3 DOWNLOAD]

Ayra Starr: Come Close [MP3 DOWNLOAD]

Mavins singee and Nigeria’s fast rising singer, Ayra Starr is back again and this, time blesses our ears with the magical song, Come Close mp3. “Come Close” mp3 download by Ayra Starr is a new song off the ”Sad Romance EP” which was released on the 23rd of September, 2022 with songs such as ‘Mmadu‘ on the album. Come close by Ayra Starr The song is currently available on all major streaming and…

[emohumanoid]

My YouTube samuelfallen go check it out 🖤

[thedarkmarkshow]

@darkmarkshow with Cassandra and Philip of @lightshadowsband is online now on @audioboom at this link https://audioboom.com/posts/7573898-light-shadows As well as @applepodcasts @googlepodcasts @iheartradio @castbox_fm @stitcher @spotify @deezer @tunein @radiopublicpbc and @radiodotcom It was a fun chat with 2 very #talented #musicians with great stories. Enjoy. #podcast #podcaster #podcasthost #podcastlife #goth #darkwave #alternative #EDM #punkrock #punk #soul #tea #singee #songwriter #NewYorkCity #sanfrancisco #hollywood #duranduran #falloutboy #bloody #funny #lol #lmfao😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀💯 (at Los Feliz, Los Angeles) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_2tAgYgkxv/?igshid=1ehb87648ru9n

[minos8414]

Ave María

[tru3zo3-blog]

Made some bum ass meatloaf with bbq and beans boi! My lil girl Love it! #TZProductions #chef #cook #masterchef #tru3zo3 #Heartknockz #knocka #music #hiphop #singee #rapper

[nicsparkles]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Verb by Pallavi Singee Anthropologie Ivory Josephine Lace Tunic Dress Size XS.

[youfitinmypoem]

You write songs?

i actually wrote two full ass albums when i was a teenager lol but now i haven’t written an actual song in like 4 years cause i’m more into poems these days

[havenofearthecanadianishere]

Canadian superstar dance/pop/r&b KAPRI

[sunniewrites]

SINGER*

yes i knew that moonie. wtf would a singee be

[yellowhearther0]

Eyyy got from Saturday in the Park and the main performer was AJR. Kimda shit experience for me but have moments that i won't forget (until like next week):

•The intro was fucking sick look at those funky dudes dance

•They played the office intro but made it awsome???

•The singer took this persons (v gender looking person i may add) and put it on the pianoist, he looked v cool

•Saw a few classmates of mine and they held up a sign about polyamorous relationships?? So thatvwas something

•At first the v gender person lost their hat inti the void and for like 5 mins the singee tried getting it (he did btw lmao)

•They fucking played All star??? Real shit??? But acoustic/ ukulele version?? Uh hell yeah??

•Taught us their process of making music it was v cool

YOOOOOOO POGGERS