#since toad tower

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Someone should make an analysis of Amphibia's geography for fanfic writing purposes and by someone I mean Oh god please let there be something out there so I won't be tempted to procastinate on studying for my finals working on a detailed world map for a fantasy Disney show about talking frogs and polyamorous lesbian divorce when the writers themselves probably didn't think much about it beyond what would be funny in each individual episode

[jaekaicx]

remember how it was a popular hc that sasha would cut his hair short after true colors?

well, why wait?

hc that sasha cuts her hair while shes on the run w grime during toad catcher, partially to try to hide his identity, but also bc hes going through some shit

and then he cuts his hair again later once she and grime make the resistance, bc sasha gave herself a shitty sword haircut and the resistance has a hairstylist so its about time she got his hair fixed

[tkingfisher]

Right! Apropos another post, let’s talk about lawn crayfish aka The Lobsters Beneath Our Feet!

This is Craw-Bob. He’s about three and a half inches long.

Long ago, when I had only gardened in the Southeast for a year or two, I saw an interesting hole in a flowerbed. It was rather deep and had a muddy front porch. I gazed into this hole, thinking “Ooh! Is it a rodent? A snake? A toad?”

And then I saw…the Claw.

It was unmistakably a crustacean claw. And it was in a hole in my yard. My terrestrial yard! Why was there a crustacean in my flowerbed?!

I could not have been more astounded if an octopus tentacle had come flopping out. I ran screaming for my husband and the internet, both of whom said “Yeah, that’s a lawn crayfish, they do that.”

And yes. There are about 400 species of crayfish* in North America, and a not inconsiderable number of them are burrowing species. The devil crayfish, which builds little mud towers, ranges from the Rockies to the Atlantic and as far north as Ontario. There are a number of other species as well. Some are limited to stream banks, but many burrow in lawns, flowerbeds, and other places with consistently damp soil, which means that there is a non-zero chance that when you wander around the grass, a tiny lobster is lurking somewhere beneath your feet.

You would think that more people would know this, but at no point in my life had anyone ever mentioned it to me.

Being me, I immediately set out to determine if other people knew about lawn crayfish and I had just somehow missed it. I took an informal poll—by which I mean I accosted random strangers at the farmer’s market, the coffee shop, and my doctor’s office—and discovered a stark divide. Half the people looked at me like I was telling them I’d seen a lawn chupacabra and the other half looked at me like I’d asked if they’d ever heard of squirrels.

It was not divided by social class or education. The farmer with the heirloom breed hogs knew about them, his wife did not. My nurse practitioner first thought I was hallucinating, then went out into the clinic, and began demanding to know if her co-workers had heard of this. My barista was like “Yeah, mudbugs,” but he’s from Florida, so may not count.

My theory is that if you know they’re there, it’s just a fact of life so obvious that you don’t bother to comment on it, and if you don’t—well, why would you ever assume that any given hole in the ground comes from a goddamn MINI LOBSTER? And since they mostly just hang out underground during the day and don’t really hurt anything, it just doesn’t come up very often, until one day you’re at the farmer’s market, just trying to sell some organic tomatoes, and a wild-eyed woman with a Studio Ghibli T-shirt descends on you yelling “Are you aware of lawn crayfish?!”

(Yes, they’re edible, but it’s a lot of work popping them individually out of their burrows.)

During torrential rains, they will often leave their burrows and wander around, which is how I got the photos of Craw-Bob. My hound spotted him in the garden and poked him with her nose, whereupon Craw-Bob poked back. Hound, not sure what was happening but that it was probably bad, began doing her “release the humans!” alarm bark, and I came out to find her toe to toe with a crustacean who was waving its claws and presumably screaming “Come on if you think you’re hard enough!” in Lobster.

Despite their willingness to fight everything, they’re pretty harmless. The most they do is move soil from underground to a little pile above. I’m sure golf courses hate them. Our local county extension office suggests “These nonprolific creatures should be appreciated like an interesting bird or turtle living on the property.” Some, like the Greensboro burrowing crayfish, are so rare they were thought to be extinct until somebody found one in the backyard.

So. Lawn crayfish. They exist! And could be lurking underfoot as we speak!

*or crawfish, depending on where you’re from.

[homelanderbutbig]

I just need to know how homie handles tiny things. I mean tiny! if someone put a little caterpillar or a toad in his hands what would he do! 😭 (I love your blog btw it always makes me happy! I hope the sun is always shining for you!)

I imagine since he was a kid in the lab, Homelander had to rigourously learn to control his strength. Couple that with him being 8 feet tall, he'd have to have an uncanny mastery of his abilities to simply function in society. And while Vought has stuff custom-made for his size, he probably avoids handling very small things, items that would get lost in his grasp. Anything where in one teensy move he'd break it, because he hates appearing "human" (ie. making mistakes). And if he did break something by accident it'd just make him mad and he'd crush it into dust to make a point, lol.

I think for him it's not just the fear of mistakes, it's the expectation of being judged if he makes a mistake. He has to be perfect after all. But he gets a lot of comfort with the reader's reassurance, that they don't judge him and accept his faults. However... he would 100% be a mess getting passed some itty bitty caterpillar!! Like, they find one outside the Tower and bring it in to show Homie, plopping it on his finger. He'd just fucking freeze, petrified that in one tiny twitch of his finger he'd kill it. Under normal circumstances he'd squish it without a second thought, but he cannot stand disappointing his s/o. He doesn't want to be seen as a destructive monster to them. I don't know if he could even relax until the reader takes it away, haha. Poor big baby. >w>

And I do have a couple fics delving into this concept actually! One fic where he has to deal with a lil' twenty pound dog that sits in his lap, and another fic where he has to pass eggs to the reader when they're making pancakes batter. I should make him handle tiny things more often, it leads to cute scenarios. 😂

Also thank you so much, that means the world to me!! ❤️❤️

[nayatarot777]

messages from deceased loved ones

• pile one •

a lot of your deceased loved ones from far back in your family lineage are coming through. a lot of ancestors who may or may not be remembered by people in the present day. your loved ones who you knew in this lifetime are wanting to let you know how they’ve been united again with those who neither of you knew during your lifetime, and there’s something about them wanting you to remember your roots and your ancestral lineage. it may be quite hidden or unknown, but they’re trying to align something that helps shine a light on the people who came way before you. you have a massive spiritual team thanks to all of these ancestors, and they’re constantly watching over you as your guardians. there’s one main guardian that you have (that you were probably closest to when they were alive) who keeps you protected from people who are looking to use you for something. black cats could be significant to this particular person. perhaps green eyes too. remembering your ancestors will lead you to an awakening. there’s a strong energy of your ancestors having a very significant perspective on life that could benefit you to practice yourself. give offerings to your ancestors in remembrance, if you can. this could be something as simple as burning a tea light candle in commemoration of them. building a connection to your ancestors will push you into this awakening, as they’ll be connected with you enough to give you spiritual downloads at that point. there’s something that they’d like to tell you. and this awakening will add onto your own self-protection and discernment with certain types of people too.

your loved ones are wanting you to remember who you are. not just ancestrally but on a soul level too. to value your authenticity. i feel like they can see that you’re not fully being your true self - because you haven’t remembered who you truly are. they want you to do things FOR YOU. they don’t want you to doubt yourself or your self worth. remember that you are always enough - more than enough. your spiritual guardians are always trying to send you messages about that. for some of you in particular, there’s someone in your life who they’re keeping a close eye on. this person is a straight up toad and your ancestors can see this already. that’s why they’re trying to give you signs about holding onto your self worth, because without it, you’ll fall for this toad and their bs. they’re trying to show you that this person isn’t good enough for you. the way that your awakening can come about is when you allow yourself to have a tower moment. internally. to allow the foundation of your false identity to fall and break down. unplug from other people. relax. do some soul searching for what you find worthy for yourself instead of searching for another person to make you feel worthy. they can’t do that for you since it’s your responsibility. that’s what your deceased loved ones would like to tell you.

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• pile two •

they’d like for you to be a lot more outspoken and speak up for yourself. to say exactly what you mean and not allow yourself to be silenced or swayed by what other people say. they’re around you whenever you have to say something that may be difficult for you to vocalise, on guard in case someone tries to react in a negative way that would affect you. they’re helping you to filter through people’s words and the intentions behind them. this will help you to avoid being manipulated. they’re also asking you to speak to them. to say whatever you want to or needed to when they were alive. they’re still able to hear you. they want you to do this as a step towards letting them go. they feel like you’re holding onto them energetically in somewhat of a negative way. they understand this completely, but they want you to practice grieving and mourning them as a way of moving stagnant energy within your emotional space.

they don’t want you to cling onto them energetically anymore - at least not in the way that you have - because it’s not serving you. it’s holding you back in life and they want you to move forward. you can’t unless you allow yourself to mourn them in it’s entirety and to let them peacefully rest. this will be a gradual and slow process of course, but they want you to start it. they want you to begin healing from their death. they’re really emphasising that you haven’t lost them. you’ve lost their physical form as you know it, but you haven’t lost them spiritually and energetically. remember the law of physics: energy can’t be created or destroyed - only transmuted from one form of energy to another. that means that they can never leave this universe that they exist in. just like the rest of us. our bodies’ energy is transmuted into other material on this physical plane, but our consciousness and our essence is always in existence. letting go of how you knew them in their physical form isn’t losing them spiritually. they’ll still be there. it’s time for healing now. use your awareness of physics and energy to heal you during your grieving process. study the laws of energy if you have to. you’ll realise that what made them who they were (their consciousness and their soul) isn’t gone. they just exist in a different dimension of existence now. a dimension that your physical eyes aren’t aware of but one that your spiritual eyes can see.

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• pile three •

they’re wanting you to take positive action towards the things that you have ambition and inspiration for. they can see that you’re in a vulnerable position right now. it’s like you’re waving a red flag as a sign of needing help - and they’re willing to orchestrate things behind the scenes and provide you what you need. but they can only help you in the spirit realm if you take physical action in the material realm towards what you need. you have to pave the road for them to put blessings and opportunities onto it. there’s a lot of anger that they can see that you have. anger that can be an ingredient to use for transmutation into physical action and motivation. your anger can direct you if you learn how to alchemise it and use it to your benefit. don’t suppress it. embrace it and let it be a compass towards what you need to do and where you need to go for your highest good. i’m hearing them say that anger isn’t ‘bad’. anger is perceived as ‘bad’ by the people who benefit from you not defending yourself. not letting yourself show emotionally that you did/didn’t deserve something and you know it. don’t let them suppress you like that.

there’s advice from your loved ones in the spiritual realm to look beyond the horizons that you feel bound by in your life currently. try to see as far into the future as you can and project a positive view and outlook towards it. even if you feel lost at sea with no idea of where you’re going. pinpoint your consciousness to the ideal of a future that makes you feel true and genuine happiness as a destination point. and pair that with physical action that you’re capable of taking in your present moment. don’t worry about how you’ll get to the destination that you’ve set. pave the road, listen to your transmuted anger that turns into motivation and drive, and follow it. this is the way that your deceased loved one(s) can help course correct your life onto the path that’ll cause you to reach your desired objective.

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[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Binoculars

Debut: Super Mario 3D Land

Wow! What a large and crisp render of Binoculars. This is more than a lot of enemies get. And it's all for Binoculars!

It is nice to see binoculars as an installed apparatus for public use. It reminds me of those binoculars that are sometimes at parks or zoos where you can put in a quarter and get a limited amount of time to look at ducks more closely. Let's look!

Wow! There's a North American Ruddy Duck! in this pond! That's my favorite duck! The blue of the male's bill is probably my favorite color, and they are so cute, especially with their funny proportions. Their head looks too small for their body, but their feet look too BIG for the rest of them! Their feet are large and further back on their body because they are divers who swim down to find food, unlike the dabbling ducks, which keep their butts above the water while foraging. Oops! I forgot that this is a Mario Post and that we aren't actually watching ducks at a pond!

Anyway I just found out those kinds of binoculars are called Tower Viewers. More like Quacker Viewers. Ok on to Mario for real now! Mario, sadly, does not view ducks with these binoculars. They are free, however, which is nice! I'm glad there are ways for everyone to enjoy the Mushroom Kingdom's landscapes at a distance and at no costs. In fact, Mario is sometimes rewarded for using them, as a Toad will throw him a Star Medal upon being seen! A Toad who really wants to bee looked at and goes HAH BAH.

Mario can also see a UFO through the binoculars sometimes! This is often brought up as a Creepy Easter Egg despite the fact that aliens have been present in this franchise since 1989!

With all that about the 3D Land binoculars out of the way, I am really here to say that the binoculars in Odyssey are BETTER. They look like ROB, and overall are a Funny Robot, so they are obviously better by default! They even move around on their own as if they are looking around, and they are really so good at looking, since they are binoculars. I think the binoculars themselves are bird enthusiasts and watch them in delight constantly!

These binoculars even have LORE as seen in the art book, and shared by Suppermariobroth! They are made by the same company as the 3D Land binoculars, and are an older model not capable of stereoscopic 3D! They were installed by the sightseeing company for onsite investigation, and someone has to come and collect the logs from the devices every so often. I seriously love this all sooo much! It is so cute and wonderful that they put this much thought into humble little Binoculars! BinocuLORE!

I would now like to talk about just how these binoculars work! Upon being Captured, they shoot up using spray propulsion (not jet propulsion!!!) and let Mario scope out the area from the sky! Mario got extremely lucky that he happened across these specific binoculars when he happened to have the ability to Capture them, because anyone else using this would be in extreme danger. Please hang on tight!

Binoculars most recently appear in Super Nintendo World, where they are now real! They use the 3D Land design, which makes sense knowing it is canonically the modern design. You can even look at certain things to get little rewards just like in the game! Super Mario in real life! Wa Who!

[carrie-tate]

Okay okay, I see at least one person is interested in my new OC (which is almost like as the previous one lol... But they are definitely from different timelines I would say) so.

(forgive me Percy/Oliver or Percy/Penny or Percy/Audrey fans)

Please love and favor

Riley Ellis Chandler

Muggle-born witch (I haven't figured it out yet, but probably her parents are either office workers, or one of them is an elementary school teacher), Hufflepuff student (because I love Hufflepuff and probably all my characters will be from this house)

Speaking about her, she has a rather boring character, a stereotypical girlish nature, I would say. Feminine, polite, diligent. She needs reading glasses because she (like probably many Muggle-borns after learning about the world of magic) read a lot. And that's why she's well-read (Although she is reserved and does not try to answer all the questions in class, often doubting whether she remembers this or that fact correctly) and her eyesight is ruined, lol

She was a member of Flitwick's Toad Choir in her first and second years. She has a pet toad named Bean... She later realized that music was not her thing and became more interested in the main subjects like Charms and Transfiguration.

In her fourth year, she started a reading group within the confines of her house, reading extracurricular books to those who wanted to read and helping younger students with their homework. In fact, because of such efforts to try to support newcomers in the first and upper years, she received the Head Girl badge in her fifth year.

Despite getting good grades in her theoretical classes, she is terrible at anything that requires practice. That is, flying lessons, Divination (though she still likes the atmosphere of Astronomy Tower), or care of magical creatures are difficult for her.

She most likely did not participate in the events of Hogwarts' defense, but kept in touch with the students from her house whenever possible to know about their safety.

Maybe after Hogwarts, in the future, she tried to work in the Ministry of Magic. But I see her eventually becoming a Muggle Studies teacher at Hogwarts.

The few sketches I have with her and a little bit about her and Percy:

She entered in the same year as Percy Weasley, so they are about the same age (maybe Riley is a couple of months younger than him), But I see it this way: they met somewhere in their third year, perhaps accidentally paired up in a joint Gryffindor and Hufflepuff class.

But most likely their communication would become closer in the fifth year, since I see that Riley is also a prefect. (And I said that they are very similar to my previous hp oc, Tracey. But I will write about this at the end) So it's obvious that they would see each other more often simply because of their duties. Well, and somewhere by the end of the fifth year they would most likely have... Just gotten together, I think

Most likely, in the fifth year, Percy will appreciate Riley's activity with her reading club, and eventually this small company will be replenished with a couple of students from Gryffindor.

So you understand, I see them as a very calm couple of two responsible people. Where Percy has a lot of responsibility and is more often nervous (because he is trying to show authority), and Riley is more calm, who sometimes lets the students get away with minor misfires, trying to evaluate the situation not only from the point of view of the rules, but also from the point of view of personal opinions

I think it was Percy's initiative that their relationship was hidden at first (in the style of hiding in empty classrooms to just talk about the day, hold hands and be alone. That's innocent teenage romance... There's already a headcanon that despite Riley's short curly mullet, Percy would claim it could still be braided. And since he still has a little sister, he can do it. He probably finds stress relief in playing with his girlfriend's hair... Ahem), so that his brothers wouldn't find a reason to joke about them. I think it was also revealed in the end because of Ginny. Or Ron.

Of course, eventually this will also get back to the twins, and until graduation, Percy and Riley will be making sweet little remarks about their sugary couple. This irritates Percy, but Riley finds it funny.

Riley probably has a generally non-confrontational relationship with Percy's family (I'm sure the twins asked something along the lines of "why would such a cutie choose a stale cracker like you, Perce?") So I think the moment Percy distanced himself from his family, he distanced himself from her as well.

But after the war for Hogwarts, after everything they had experienced and rethought, they would have been able to gradually come together again. Percy would have tried to get her a job at the Ministry, but in the end it just... Didn't work out. Although I think he would support her in her professorial work, it seems that a long-distance relationship (due to the fact that Hogwarts professors, as I understand it, live on the school grounds the entire school year) suits them.

A compilation of headcanons about them that I discussed with @pockysfluffiez

Speaking of my previous OC Tracy Thorens. I think she's more of a Cursed Child years old than a Harry Potter years old, and maybe she could technically be related to Riley. (Perhaps she could have had a sibling, or cousin, who didn't have magical powers, took a new last name, started a family, and Thorens could have been... Riley's niece, or cousin niece)

[noelle-rambles]

Trio headcanons bc I can

Anne has extremely fast reflexes ever since toad tower

Sasha bites her nails when she gets extremely anxious sometimes to the point where they bleed the only times that they got that bad that her nails to bleed was during her parent's divorce trials (that she was forced to go to since they didn't have a babysitter for her) and during the rebellion but only on the hand that was covered by the sharp glove so that when and if Anne got back Anne wouldn't worry about her

Marcy has been caught humming no big deal during class when she moved states, but no one else knew what she was humming except her

Sasha started to braid Anne and Marcy’s hair when they started growing longer

Sasha has BPD and scoliosis Anne has narcolepsy and ADD Marcy has autism and OCD

Marcy got phantom pain from the core and Anne sometimes feels like she’s dying again and has to be reminded that she isn’t dead (Sasha’s scoliosis probably got worse bc of the core)

Marcy pirates things, but mostly from greedy people (Ty rsmg<3)

People assume that the trio were the sweetest people in their childhood because of how they are now but Anne has gotten in trouble with the FBI Sasha has almost been caught by the police multiple times and Marcy well see prev headcanon

[furaneesu]

just realized i have not posted these here, but here's a beta sasharcy for everyone (because i think they should hold hands and kiss)

teeny brainrot ahead: When I see these designs of Sash and Mar, i just think, "hey they look like they work together", so it's kind of like the same as back in earth? Marcy and Sasha already work together as we know it, but they get transported to Amphibia and end up in one place together (while Anne was transported all by herself in Wartwood), and since then they've been working together a lot. With Andrias emphasizing that Sasha can act on-field and with the army, while Marcy is in charge of all the strategizing and planning, they're barely seen in separate, and if they were separate, it was Sasha visiting the toad towers, and Marcy being left in Newtopia to handle all the other stuffs (like doing research, helping fix stuffs, the usual Marcy stuffs y'know)

[hannahbarberra162]

Country Mouse, City Mouse

On Ao3

Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10

Multi chapter fic but not too long. All fluff no bite.

Synopsis: you pass by a gothic looking castle and see a pale man working his land. He doesn’t seem to know much about farming, but you do. You offer to work for him in exchange for room, board, and a little money. You’ve never met anyone like him, but more importantly, he’s never met anyone like you.

In other words, grumpy x sunshine with Mihawk and you. 

Fluff, no angst. During the time skip, so some brief scenes with Perona and Zoro later on.

18+ MDNI.

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You were walking alone along a dirt path, passing some interesting landscape. You’d been dropped off at this gloomy island at your insistence. The crew of the ship you were sailing on had tried to warn you about someone or something other who lived here, but you paid no heed. Even though it was overcast, you could tell that the island’s land would be suitable for farming. If it wasn’t, then oh well, you’d continue on your way. You didn’t worry too much about it, things always seemed to fall into your lap.

As you were walking, you spotted a large castle in the distance. Surprised, you changed direction to head towards it. You wanted to see if anyone lived her,e like the sailors said. You heard some screeching in the distance - maybe there were monkeys on the island? No problem, you were good with animals.

Walking towards the castle, you see that someone had been farming the land. Well, trying to farm the land. You can see someone was working diligently but made many rookie mistakes. You perked up even more - maybe you could be hired as a farm hand. That would be ideal since you liked farming and earning money but didn’t want to settle down anywhere for too long. You kept walking and saw a pale man in ornate clothes and a wide rimmed black hat (with a plume!) kneeling down to weed a bed of oil berries.  He had a huge sword strapped to his back that surely wasn’t a farming implement. He looked a little incongruous with the setting, but you shrugged. You’d farmed in all kinds of clothes, you didn’t judge. 

Walking up to the man, you said with a wide smile, “need a hand?”

The man looked up stared at you, yellow eyes boring into your own. He didn’t answer you but stood up, towering over you. He crossed his arms and continued staring intensely. He gave off an intimidating aura. Or, tried to. You weren’t scared.

You persisted, saying “You sure you don’t want help shug*?  You’re not gonna get a drop of that crop if you continue like that.”

The man finally answered in a cold voice “whatever do you mean?”

“Well, you got girded toads in the bed.”

“And?”

“Girded toads mean you also got parsley flies.”

“And? Get to the point.”

You raised an eyebrow. “That is the point. If you got parsley flies, they’ve already laid eggs in the current berry crop. You gotta get rid of the current crop or the whole season will be ruined and you’ll be eating nothin’ but bugs. You don’t know much about oil berries, huh?”

The man didn’t answer, but the way he looked over at the berries told you you’d hit your mark.

“This your place?”

“I reside in this castle, yes.”

“You wanna hire me for the season?”

“For what?”

“As a farm hand. I been doin’ this a long time. I see you’ve been workin’ real hard, but you’re gonna need help if you wanna be eatin’ these vegetables by season’s end. I reckon I can get your farm growin’ a bumper crop if the creek don’t rise.”

“There is no creek on the island. There is, however, a large river that runs north of here.”

You were confused, and said “don’t need one, shug. So whaddyou say? Try me out for a few days and if it ain’t workin’ out I’ll pack my bags and go. No hard feelin’s. I don’t cost much, just room, board, and 20% of the crop’s harvest.”

The man was silent for a minute, but you knew you had him hook, line, and sinker.

“5%.”

“15%”

“10%”

“Done,” you said with a smile. You held out your calloused hand “it’s a deal.”

*meant to be read as “shoog,” short for sugar. 

Mihawk’s POV

He had been industriously weeding his berry plants when you showed up, wearing a large sunhat, overalls covered in dirt, and a radiant smile on your face. You were a lovely looking woman who did not have any shoes on her feet or a care for her own life it seemed. He had sensed someone new was on the island, but waited until they revealed themselves before he attacked. You did not know how lucky you were - Mihawk had killed many would-be assassins sight unseen on the island. But he had held his hand to see what you would do. He had not anticipated that you would offer your farming services.

Indeed, you did not seem like a warrior - one look at the well used tools poking out of your pockets, the dirt under your fingernails, and your calloused hands suggested you were a farmer as you claimed. He did appreciate your advice about the berry crop, something he would double check in one of his farming books later. He spoke with you briefly, making a deal for your labor in exchange for some food and money. 

He felt you posed less of a threat to him than the mandrills. But one could never be too careful. Faster than you could see, he unsheathed Yoru and held it to your neck. You took half a step back, but were otherwise unphased by his sudden assault. You frowned and said “well, if this is your version of hospitality, I think we’d better split ways now.”

“I am Dracule Mihawk, one of the Seven Warlords of the sea, strongest swordsman alive. I do not take kindly to those who would seek to attack me.” He loomed over you with the same intensity that made seasoned Grand Line pirates quake in their boots.

“Duly noted. I’m Y/N, I’m currently a farm hand for Dracule Mihawk, strongest swordsman alive. Now that we’ve made introductions, can you put down the sword? I don’t much care for knives to my throat.”

You had courage and a steely spine it seemed. Mihawk was intrigued. Most did not have the gumption to speak to him the way you did. Perhaps this farm hand arrangement would work out well.

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

RiAAU Sasha's complicated relationship with her adoptive parents, Percy and Braddock, stems from an awkward mixture of unconditional love, resentment over their inability to protect her from Grime in her childhood, and their fear of what she's become.

[angelatmidnight1]

Brotherly Love

Ramazith’s Tower is under new leadership thanks to Tav and Dame Aylin’s efforts. Rolan moved Cal and Lia in immediately. He wants them to feel at home in their new home. But, by the Gods, he has more rules than the Counting House has vaults. Don’t touch this, put that back, why’re you touching it in the first place? Cal and Lia don’t want their dear brother to become the stereotype of a grumpy old wizard. So, they take it upon themselves to get him to lighten up. 

Arabellan Dry is Rolan’s favorite wine. It got him through the hard nights in the Shadowlands, when he wasn’t sure if he’d see Cal and Lia alive again.

 Now, after being reunited with his siblings and having full control of Ramazith’s Tower, he swore it tasted even better. 

Wine and books are a complimentary pair. Rolan poured himself a glass and went to recline in his favorite chair. He was in the process of decoding an ancient tome that Lorrokan refused to share with him. He came to realize that the bastard kept it from him because he knew he’d figure it out, and do it a damn sight better. He took a long sip from the glass and set it down, sliding into the plush chair. After a deep sigh, he put the glass on a nearby end table, then reached for where he left the tome. 

Only it wasn’t there. 

Rolan’s brow furrowed in confusion. He got up and looked under the table, thinking it may have fallen, but it wasn’t there either. It wasn’t like him to misplace things, and he hadn’t had enough wine to make him forgetful. Suddenly, there was the sound of shuffling feet, followed by two mischievous giggles. 

Rolan pinched his eyes closed. He exhaled slowly through his nose. He was ecstatic to be reunited with his siblings, and even that was an understatement. He would’ve walked through all nine of the hells if it meant saving them. But, he was still getting used to their regular company and, by default, their mischief. 

The wizard rose to his feet and turned towards the sound. Lo and behold, Cal and Lia stood at the doorway, grinning. Rolan glowered; he did not have the time or desire to play these games. 

“Give me my tome back at once,” Rolan demanded, which only made their smiles widen. “I’m serious. I have no patience for this!”

Cal looked around, as if looking for a fourth person, only to make a big show of realization. “Oh, you’re talking to us?” He chuckled, “I’m surprised you remembered us at all given you’ve spent more time with your books than us.”

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Rolan scoffed. “Once I finish my studies, I make sure to spend ample time with both of you. Right now, you are preventing me from doing so since you stole my tome. So I ask again: Give. me. my. book.”

“Well I don’t have it,” Cal emphasized his point by raising his hands in surrender. His tail flicked behind him in amusement as he glanced at his sister. “Lia?”

“What, you mean this old thing?” Lia produced the book from behind her back. Rolan let out an exasperated growl. “Didn’t realize it was so important. There’s only a million like it in this tower.”

“That ‘old thing’ may be the difference between me keeping this tower or us being forced out onto the streets,” Rolan barked. He stomped over to them. Neither Cal nor Lia moved to run. Rolan went to swipe the book out of Lia’s hands, but she tossed it to Cal at the last minute. “Zurgan, hand it over at once!”

Cal held the book over his head. “Or what?” He laughed, holding it just out of his reach. “Gonna lash out and turn us into toads?”

“That’ll be the least I do, if you’re lucky.” Rolan almost had it until Cal tossed it back to Lia, prolonging the game of keepaway. Rolan’s already red face grew a shade darker. Lia could tell he was ready to explode. Instead of throwing the book again, she held it out to him. 

“Alright, alright, don’t blow a gasket. Here’s your precious book.” 

Rolan snatched it out of her hands. Usually, Lia snapped at him for being so brusque, but that wasn't the purpose of her and Cal’s visit. “We’ve just missed you, Rolan,” she huffed, “We know how important your studies are, but we hardly see you!”

Rolan checked the cover and pages for any damages. “As I’ve said,” he grumbled, “I will join you once I’ve finished here. If you stop bothering me, I will finish sooner rather than later.”

“Fine, we’ll go. Just one more thing first?” Lia stepped in front of him, arms extended out to the side. “Can you give your little sister a hug?”

Rolan took a step back. His eyes narrowed with a mix of confusion and suspicion. “A hug?”

“Yes, a hug.” Lia smiled sweetly. “Surely that isn’t too much to ask for before you go back to reading these dull books.”

Rolan hesitated for a split second. Then, he turned away with a haughty huff. “You can’t be serious.”

Lia’s smile faded. She lowered her arms, deflated. “I don’t always want to fight, you know. Just…a real hug, for once?”

After a long beat, Rolan let out a reluctant sigh. He rolled his eyes and moved closer. “Fine, if it’ll get you to leave me in peace.”

As soon as he was within reach, Lia stepped forward and pulled him into a hug. Rolan resigned, but barely had time to wrap his arms around her when he felt a sudden grip on his shoulders—Cal had snuck up from behind.

Wha—Cal!?” Rolan yelped, trying to pull out of his grip, only to be pulled flushed against his chest. Cal held onto him firmly as he struggled. And, before Rolan could make another indignant demand, he felt Lia’s fingers worming up his sides. 

Oh hells, he thought. Not tickling. Not something as ridiculous and childish as—

The fluttering ticklish sensations yanked him out of his thoughts. He squirmed more vigorously in his brother’s hold, gritting his teeth to keep the laughter at bay. 

“Gotcha~” Lia sang, her fingers darting from his sides to his tummy. His robes did little to block out the ticklish sensations and, when she moved her hands underneath to knead her thumbs into the spot, his shirt offered even less protection. 

Rolan growled, spewing Infernal profanities as he tried to free his arms. “Let go of me, Cal-” he demanded. The slight tremor in his voice betrayed his resolve, and he curled in on himself as Lia’s claws poked up his belly. “I mean it! Cease this childish nonsense at once!”

“And leave you to brood?” Cal snickered and held his arms over his head in a secure grip. He gave Lia a mischievous smile. “Get him good, Lia.”

“With pleasure.” Lia’s grin widened as she tickled up his stomach, squeezed his sides, and ended with dragging her claws along his ribs. Rolan flinched and bit down hard. He clenched his jaw and shook his head, determined not to give in. He tried to twist away, but Cal’s grip held him firmly in place. 

“Enough!” Rolan barked, his voice strained as he struggled to keep a straight face. “This is ridiculous.”

“Oh, I don’t know,” Lia teased, fingers skittering across his ribs in light, maddening pokes. “Seems like it’s working to me.”

Rolan sucked in a breath, trying to ignore the ticklish jolts shooting through him, but the tremble in his voice betrayed him. “I—I mean it, Lia, enough of this—” His words faltered as she hit a particularly sensitive spot, and his mouth pressed into a thin line, fighting back a smile.

“Oh, you’re so close,” Cal laughed, tightening his hold on Rolan’s arms. “Come on, don’t tell us this doesn’t tickle.”

“It doesn’t!” Rolan’s shoulders shook as he fought against the maddening urge to laugh. “I-I’m n-not ticklish-”

Lia started swirling the tips of her claws in random patterns along his ribs. Rolan gasped and flinched again. He doubled over as much as he could in a last ditch effort to pull away. 

But Lia kept scribbling.

She occasionally added fuel to the fire by squeezing his hip or the side of his stomach. Rolan’s gasps and growls turned into short, reluctant chuckles. Lia cocked her head to the side, kneading her fingertips into his lowermost ribs. 

“It doesn’t tickle? Not even a little?” Lia cooed, moving her fingers higher toward his underarms, watching as his resolve started to crack. “That’s not how we remember it. You’ve always been more ticklish than me and Cal combined.”

Rolan didn’t answer. He tried to reel in the escaping chuckles, but it was becoming more and more difficult as she inched closer to his underarms. “N-Noho-” He tittered and squirmed more fervently to pull his arms free. “I am not﹘not﹘”

But as her fingers slipped under his arms, Rolan felt a bolt of ticklish energy he couldn’t contain. He sucked in a breath, pressing his lips together harder, but a small, breathy laugh escaped despite himself.

“There it is!” Cal grinned, watching Rolan struggle as his body betrayed him further with each poke and prod.

Rolan twisted, fighting for composure, but the laughter kept bubbling up. “S-stop—this—” he choked out, though his laughter was gaining momentum, his body shaking with barely contained mirth.

“Stop what? This?” Lia spidered into his hollows, earning a loud, growling laugh. “I thought you said you weren’t ticklish. What’s so funny?”

“Dahahamn youhuhu!” Rolan cursed and threw his head back as he laughed harder. Lia kept up the gentle, spidering assault along his underarms. When she wasn’t drilling into the hollows, she used her claws to trace gentle circles along the sensitive nerves. Rolan tugged against Cal’s grip with as much strength as he could muster, but he wasn’t going anywhere, and that ticklish panic settled deeper into his bones. “Lehehet gohoho of me, youhuhu brahahats!”

“Ooo, hear that, Lia?” Cal chuckled and, despite his struggling, he kept his brother’s arms locked in place. “We’re brats. Not sure if that’s a step up or down from troglodytes.”

“Oh, definitely a step up,” Lia answered, working all ten of her claws back into his underarms. Rolan lurched forward and wheezed, laughing into her shoulder. She giggled. “He’s called us worse.”

“Youhuhu’ll pahahy for thihihis!” Rolan threatened in between bursts of frantic laughter. “Nahaha! C-Cehehease this madness at onohonce!” 

“Madness? This is fun!” Lia argued. She moved her claws even faster along his armpits. Rolan’s laughter took on more of a desperate note as he bucked in Cal’s hold. 

“NOHOHO!” Rolan protested, drumming his legs against the floor. “It is mahahahadness! N-Nohoht thehehere-”

“Here?” Lia emphasized her point by kneading her thumbs into the hollows, moving them in small circles. Rolan yelped and twisted like a fish out of water. He barely noticed how Cal shifted his hold on him so that he could keep him pinned, but also join in on the tickling fun. 

“Or here?” Cal chimed in, swiping his claws along the length of his ribs. Rolan’s laughter jumped to a new pitch as he made a poor attempt to slump over. 

“FIHIHIHIENDS!” He howled and shook his head side to side, shaking with laughter. Cal and Lia giggled. They weren’t giggling at their brother, but rather with him. Rolan was usually so stuffy and proper. They couldn’t remember the last time they heard him genuinely laughing. His laughter was composed of gruff chuckles and sharper, breathier cackles if either of them got an especially sensitive spot. They kept up the tickling attack for what felt like an eternity, until Rolan’s kicking feet caught Cal’s attention. 

“Do you remember that one spot that had him squealing like a goblin, Lia?” Cal asked while kneading the spaces between his brother’s ribs. Despite being in hysterics, Rolan’s eyes snapped open. He saw the metaphorical light bulb go off in her head, and a devious grin was quick to follow. 

“Well, now that you mention it…”Lia moved so that she was now sitting in front of Rolan’s feet. “Maybe it does ring a bell.”

“Nohoho! D-Don’t you dare!” Rolan protested, drawing his legs in towards himself. Lia grabbed onto his legs in a determined grip and wrestled off his shoes. “Lia, plehehease!”

“Please? Never thought I’d get one of those out of you,” Lia grinned and fluttered her fingertips over his sole. “Now come on, I just wanna see if this spot still works!”

The effect was instantaneous—Rolan’s gruff laughter turned into loud, boisterous cackles. “NAHAHAHA! NOHOHOT THE FEHEHEET!” His laughter hit a fever pitch, voice cracking as he fell into high-pitched, uncontrollable squeals. His toes curled in a vain attempt to protect himself, but Lia’s nimble fingers danced over every inch, finding every ticklish nerve.

Cal laughed, switching from his ribs to repeatedly squeeze his sides. “There it is! The goblin squeal!” he teased, laughing along with his brother’s cackles.

Lia's fingers danced over his soles, scratching lightly at his heels, then up to the balls of his feet, driving him wild. “Kitchy-kitchy-koo, Rolan!” she teased, finding all the spots that made him shriek the loudest. Rolan jolted forward, nearly freeing himself from Cal’s grasp. 

“I yiehehehield! M-Mercy! Mercy!” he cried out, his voice hoarse and eyes squeezed shut as tears of laughter streamed down his cheeks. Finally, his devious siblings stopped their attack, leaving him in a breathless, giggly heap. 

Lia patted his shoulder affectionately. “See? You need to laugh more often. It suits you.”

Rolan groaned, running a hand through his disheveled hair. “You two… are absolute menaces,” he muttered, but there was no real bite to his words.

Cal released him, leaning back with a satisfied grin. “Guess we’ll just have to annoy you more often then. Can’t have you turning into a grumpy tower hermit.”

“I am not grumpy.” Rolan huffed with a smile still lingering on his lips. 

Both of his siblings giggled. “Yeah, not anymore.”

A/N: I had another crappy week and sat down to write something really quick. I couldn't decide between the current title or "Hug Me, Brotha!", which would've been inspired by my favorite show growing up: Drake and Josh. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the story. I have something in the works for Zevlor too; but like most of my stuff, I don't know when it'll be posted 😅

...Okay bye 🏃🏿‍♀️

[jozor-johai]

The State of the Wall at the end of ADWD

Jon spends all of ADWD stationing men all over the Wall at different castles. Some are Night’s Watchmen, some are Free Folk, some are Stannis’ men, borrowed to inflate the ranks.

Bowen Marsh, among others, complains that Jon has set up a potentially sticky situation:

When he conferred Oakenshield on Tormund Giantsbane and Queensgate on Morna White Mask, Marsh pointed out that Castle Black would now have foes on either side who could easily cut them off from the rest of the Wall.

How true is this? How right is Bowen about strategic imbalances here?

I believe, following the Jon Snow murder, we’re going to see the Free Folk and the Night’s Watchmen divide again; Jon was the glue holding the two together, and now he’s gone. But since Jon settled them in various castles along the Wall, we need to work out the strategic layout of each of these positions in the event of such a split.

To start, I’m going to argue that in typical GRRM fashion, the lede is being buried here. After breaking down the state of the Wall at the end of ADWD, it’s not so much a matter of Castle Black being surrounded, it’s that the entire Wall is going to be split into two parts… with the Nightfort in the center. Coincidence? In this case, I don’t believe in coincidence.

I hope this makes sense visually, because I needed a visual.

I’ll go into more specific detail for each of these castles, but this is the point: except for Castle Black and Eastwatch, every castle lined up to fall on the side of the Night’s Watch is west of the Nightfort, and every castle primed to fall on the side of the Free Folk is east of the Nightfort.

Since the Nightfort is going to be the seat of King Stannis and Queen Selyse, their home base will be geographically attempting to do what Stannis’ cause is trying to do politically: negotiate stability with the Night’s Watch on one side and the Free Folk on the other.

A breakdown of every castle below the cut

Westwatch-by-the-Bridge

This is never mentioned in the main text, and only appears on maps. This is potentially garrisoned by Night’s Watchmen, but there is no strict textual evidence.

The Shadow Tower

One of three that’s manned prior to ADWD, so there’s a history of intra-Wall politics already at play here.

Denys Mallister cast the votes of the Shadow Tower watchmen for Jon Snow at the end of ASOS, but their relationship has been slightly more strained over the course of ADWD; Mallister regularly requests more men to resist the threat of the Weeper, but Jon has few men to spare. 

As of the start of TWOW, two of Jon’s friends are at the Shadow Tower, Halder and Toad. Halder carved the Ghost pommel on Longclaw, and both Halder and Toad are part of the group that tries in vain to remain close friends with Jon once he’s Lord Commander. These two might fall on the side of the Night’s Watch if the lines of conflict are drawn there, or they might remain loyal specifically to Jon if that remains an option for them.

Additionally, the Shadow Tower has ten wildlings that Jon sent over that he collected from Mole’s Town. While these are young boys and untrained, they are likely to either break for Jon or for the wildlings, depending on where the lines of conflict are drawn; in any case, they are unlikely to remain loyal to the Night’s Watch in Jon’s absence. However, being so outnumbered, I don’t know how much impact they will have.

Additionally, this is explicitly and directly relevant for a potential conflict about the Wildlings crossing—Mallister says he believes the Weeper is gathering a host to force the Bridge of Skulls again, and threaten the Shadow Tower. Bowen Marsh, at Castle Black, was injured at the previous attack at the Bridge of Skulls, and the Weeper has very visibly and brutally killed three rangers and returned their heads on spikes to Castle Black. Tensions will likely be especially high between Free Folk and Night’s Watchmen with the possibility of the Weeper attempting another assault.

Sentinel Stand

Like Westwatch, this is never mentioned in the main text, and only appears on maps. This is potentially garrisoned by Night’s Watchmen, but there is no strict textual evidence.

Greyguard

A fun fact about Greyguard: Jeor wants to man Greyguard during the events of ACOK, but Qhorin convinces them to garrison Stonedoor instead; as a result, Greyguard is unmanned when Jon, Ygritte, and the wildlings climb the Wall, and they descend into Westeros from Greyguard. 

This is also where Janos Slynt fatally refuses to go.

As of TWOW, Greyguard is manned with thirty men: ten from Castle Black, ten from the Shadow Tower, and ten of Stannis’ men. Following the death of Janos Slynt, Greyguard is captained by an experienced Shadow Tower watchman. 

Additionally, Jon commands that some of the free folk from Mole’s Town to be sent to Greyguard as needed, though it’s unknown how many are sent.

If there’s a divide in loyalties here, the captain of Greyguard is a Night’s Watchman and, presumably, a loyal Shadow Tower man, so they may be ordered on the side of wherever Mallister falls, or his prior loyalty may lead them to break from their post and defend the Bridge of Skulls if necessary. There are also the 10 men from Stannis’ forces, but it’s hard to say what political influence they’ll have.

Stonedoor

Jon intends Stonedoor to be manned by a wildling force: he settles the abandoned castle on Soren Shieldbreaker, who is meant to leave with the wayns as soon as they return from Greenguard; Borroq the skinchanger is to accompany him.

However… as of the last chapter of ADWD, both Sorren and Borroq are still at Castle Black—the castle, right now, is still totally unmanned. Both are present in the shieldhall when Jon reads the Bastard Letter, so as of the end of ADWD, they have not actually made it to their intended seat.

Othell Yarwyck claims that the woods around Stonedoor are filled with boars, and fears Borroq leading a boar army. While we have no reason to believe Borroq is as skilled as Varmyr in changing multiple animals at once, this is an interesting possibility to point out. Jon also notes that Ghost and Borroq’s boar seem at odds, so we may see Borroq get aggressive in a Wall fallout situation.

If this were manned, this castle would undoubtedly break away from the Watchmen faction, either joining up with a pro-Jon faction or else Tormund/a wildling faction. It would be outnumbered by Watchman castles on both sides, but it is potentially a defensible position. But that depends on how long Jon’s intentions hold following his death. If conflict breaks out right away, they may not make it to Stonedoor at all. 

Also, like other wildling commanders, Soren Shieldbreaker’s son is one of the hostages taken as Jon’s blood price for crossing the Wall; whether his son is at Castle Black, the Shadow Tower, or Eastwatch is unknown.

Hoarfrost Hill

Hoarfrost Hill is in a similar situation as Rimegate. In Jon’s final chapter, he intends to give this castle to a wildling commander. As of now, it’s unmanned.

When considering it, Jon’s suggestions are: Brogg, Gavin the Trader, the Great Walrus, Harle the Huntsman, Harle the Handsome, Blind Doss, and Ygon Oldfather, though most of Oldfather’s following is his family. Howd Wanderer is named but unlikely as a candidate because he walks alone. 

However, Bowen Marsh dislikes all of these suggestions as every one is, in his mind, a wildling criminal who deserves to hang. Jon dies before naming a party to move there, and thus it is still unmanned as of the very end of ADWD—though intended to have been a wildling post.

Icemark

Icemark appears to be manned similarly to Greyguard; both were manned together with the same intentions. If they were dealt with the same way, Icemark similarly has a force of 20 Night’s Watchmen and ten of Stannis’ men. It’s not explicitly stated, but it is possibly the same split of 10 Castle Black, 10 Shadow Tower, and 10 of Stannis’ men. Like Greyguard, the Shadow Tower, and Eastwatch, Icemark has also received an unknown small number of the free folk recruited from Mole’s Town. 

Icemark is commanded by Bedwyck, known as Giant, from Castle Black. Bedwyck survived the assault on the Fist of the First Men, so he understands the very real threat of the wights. During the mutiny at Craster’s Keep, Bedwyck stayed loyal and returned—so it’s possible he’s not a part of this mutiny, either, and may be still sympathetic to Jon’s cause. However, he survived the attack on the Bridge of Skulls too, so like Bowen Marsh he’s also seen the worst of the wildlings. 

This castle will likely break for the Night’s Watch, though like Greyguard there is a potential for a 2:1 split if Stannis’ men don’t align with the Watch’s intent.

The Nightfort

Jon gave the Nightfort to Stannis and his cause to make it the temporary seat of King Stannis. Queen Selyse is, so far, meant to be on her way to the Nightfort from Eastwatch. Currently, though, she’s still at Castle Black.

Since this is a prominent location in a number of scary stories—and is the location of the mysterious Black Gate—I think there’s a high likelihood we haven’t seen the last of this location and that we may see some more action go down here. 

Jon had sent Othell Yarwyck to oversee the repairs at the Nightfort to make it available for Queen Selyse to live in, and Queen Selyse arrives at Castle Black intending to make only a quick stop before continuing on to the Nightfort. 

As of Jon’s last chapter, Yarwyck has returned to say that though the castle is still largely a ruin, it is habitable, and Selyse can move in if she would like. He also notes that the castle is very isolated from the sea, should Selyse want to leave. I don’t think that detail is included for nothing: if things go sour at the Wall, Selyse in the Nightfort is going to be blocked in with no escape but north and south. 

At the end of the ADWD, though, Selyse is still at Castle Black. Like with Soren Shieldbreaker, it’s hard to say whether she manages to continue on to her intended destination further west, or if her path will be derailed by chaos at Castle Black. If we presume she makes it to the Nightfort, then that will undoubtedly be a Stannis stronghold, if not then the castle will be unmanned. 

Note this: from here on out, the castles are more heavily manned by Free Folk.

Deep Lake

Deep Lake is one of several castles Jon intends to man with free folk, under their own command. We don’t hear much concrete information about this, but it is apparently manned as of Jon XI, potentially by Halleck, brother of Harma Dogshead. (If he isn’t here, then he may be at Sable Hall). 

Doubtlessly, this will break to whatever side the free folk break to, presumably with Tormund.

Queensgate

Queensgate is also manned by wildlings, commanded by Morna White Mask. 

Like Soren Shieldbreaker, Morna’s son is a hostage of the Night’s Watch as part of Jon’s blood price for crossing the Wall. Whether her son is at Castle Black, the Shadow Tower, or Eastwatch is unknown. 

Marsh points out that between Queensgate and Oakenshield, Castle Black is easily cut off by wildlings on both sides—a detail I doubt was included in vain.

Castle Black

This has a lot going on, of course. As of the end of ADWD, Jon has just been killed, and here’s the issue: Jon has just spent the moments prior riling a host of volunteers to die for his cause… I think Bowen Marsh misjudged, because these are the worst possible conditions to make a martyr of someone in.

Following Jon’s death, this is the situation:

Immediately following the crossing of the Free Folk in Jon XI, Bowen Marsh clocks that the Free Folk will outnumber the Night’s Watchmen three to one. Some of these men have started to disperse throughout the Wall, but not much time has passed—most are still here, at Castle Black.

Even if the commanding force is the Night’s Watchmen, the majority here are wildlings… and this time, there are other commanders at Castle Black. Tormund is here, ready to go to war, because Jon requested it.

As far as fighting men specifically: Tormund has 60 fighting men there, which he has brought back from Oakenshield. Soren Shieldbreaker has all of his people with him, because they were supposed to leave for Stonedoor soon.

In the Shieldhall, just before Jon’s death, there are 200-300 men—and, as Jon notes, the Free Folk outnumber the Night’s Watchmen 5 to 1.

All in all, though this is a Night’s Watch seat, there are all the necessary ingredients to make Castle Black into the seat of the Free Folk; the numbers are on their side. And they’re surrounded.

Also, though, there is the third factor at Castle Black, the matter of Selyse and her Queen’s Men. Will they fight for the Watchmen? Will they attempt to keep peace with the Free Folk? Will they flee to the Nightfort to save their queen and leave the castle in chaos? We’ll have to see, but that decision may have lasting effects as well.

Oakenshield

Jon granted Oakenshield to Tormund Giantsbane, which is convenient: it’s perfectly central for Tormund to lead from, should the need arise.

As of the end of ADWD, Tormund has returned to Castle Black with sixty fighting men, presumably leaving even more still at Oakenshield. This will definitely be a key stronghold for the free folk if conflict divides the forces at the Wall.

Like the other commanders drawn from the Free Folk, Tormund’s son is a hostage, located now either at Castle Black, the Shadow Tower, or Eastwatch.

Woodswatch-by-the-Pool

Woodswatch is mentioned only once in the main series, in ASOS, and once on the ASOS map. It is not mentioned as one of the garrisoned castles, so it is presumably empty.

Sable Hall

Sable Hall is one of several castles Jon intends to man with free folk, under their own command. We don’t hear much concrete information about this, but it is apparently manned as of Jon XI, potentially by Halleck, brother of Harma Dogshead. (If he isn’t here, then he may be at Deep Lake). 

Like Deep Lake, this will doubtlessly break to whatever side the free folk break to, presumably with Tormund.

Rimegate

Rimegate is in a similar situation as Hoarfrost Hill. In Jon’s final chapter, he intends to give this castle to a wildling commander. As of now, it’s unmanned.

When considering it, Jon’s suggestions are: Brogg, Gavin the Trader, the Great Walrus, Harle the Huntsman, Harle the Handsome, Blind Doss, and Ygon Oldfather, though most of Oldfather’s following is his family. Howd Wanderer is named but unlikely as a candidate because he walks alone. 

However, Bowen Marsh dislikes all of these suggestions as every one is, in his mind, a wildling criminal who deserves to hang. Jon dies before naming a party to move there, and thus it is still unmanned as of the very end of ADWD—though intended to have been a wildling post.

Long Barrow

I feel sort of certain that Long Barrow has to matter somehow because we’ve been following updates on it frequently throughout ADWD. Jon has manned it with entirely spearwives, commanded by Iron Emmett, and with Dolorous Edd as chief steward. 

Iron Emmett is a watchman who was first at Eastwatch and later became the master-at-arms at Castle Black. He and Jon have had a tense run-in before—in ASOS, Jon fails to recognize Iron Emmett’s yield and attacks him brutally while sparring. However, that doesn’t immediately seem to get in the way of his loyalty to Jon; Emmett is the one to hold Slynt down for his execution. On the other hand, perhaps this is another up-close encounter with Jon’s brutality. In sending Iron Emmett to Long Barrow, Jon removes him from his post as master-at-arms and replaces him with the wildling Leathers. In short, it’s possible that Iron Emmett and Jon are close, or it may be possible that Emmett has reason to resent Jon’s leadership. 

Dolorous Edd, for that matter, is a loyal and longtime friend to Jon who seems unhappy with his current station as steward to the women at Long Barrow.

If there is any kind of split in loyalty at the Wall, Long Barrow would be an interesting situation to watch: the commander is likely most loyal to the Night’s Watch, and might hold some particular loyalties to Eastwatch in particular, but the people actually manning the castle will likely split for a wildling/Tormund faction. Dolorous Edd might remain loyal to Jon, or might remain loyal to the Watch and side with Iron Emmett against the spearwives. I hope he survives. 

For now, I’m considering Long Barrow to break for the Free Folk, considering the disparity in numbers, but Iron Emmett could make a surprise angle here.

The Torches

This is one of the handful of castles that appears only in maps and is never mentioned in the main series. This is potentially garrisoned by Night’s Watchmen, but there is no strict textual evidence.

Greenguard

Jon settles Greenguard with free folk under the command of Devyn Sealskinner. 

Like the other wildling commanders, Sealskinner’s son (or sons) is a hostage of the Night’s Watch now, either at Castle Black, the Shadow Tower, or Eastwatch.

Doubtlessly this castle will be loyal to a potential wildling/Tormund faction if there is a split at the Wall.

Eastwatch-by-the-Sea

Like the Shadow Tower, Eastwatch is one of the few castles manned prior to ADWD, and therefore one with a more-established political presence at the Wall. 

Cotter Pyke, the commander at Eastwatch, voted for Jon in the Lord Commander election. Since then, he’s had to host Queen Selyse prior to her departure the Nightfort, and apparently Eastwatch ultimately resented her presence, wanting to be rid of her and Axell Florent both.

Interestingly, Eastwatch has a lot of moving parts happening around it at the moment.

As of the end of ADWD, Cotter Pyke has left Eastwatch with a number of ships, some belonging to Tycho Nestoris and the Iron Bank, in order to retrieve a large host of wildlings stranded at Hardhome, apparently a four-day trip away by boat. This mission appears to be a failure, with “dead things” in the woods and the water. Pyke’s boat is taking water, so we may or may not see him return.

Meanwhile, Eastwatch’s interim commander is Glendon Hewett, which troubles Jon—Hewett was part of the Thorne/Slynt coalition before Jon became Lord Commander. If there end up being two groups of Night’s Watchmen—those pro-Jon and those anti-Jon—then Hewett’s Eastwatch will certainly be anti-Jon. In addition, should it ever matter, Mance might remember Glendon Hewett for beating him up while disguised as Rattleshirt. 

Meanwhile, all of the goods, gold, and trinkets that Jon claimed from Tormund’s wildlings when they crosses is being sent to Eastwatch to trade, ostensibly to cover the cost of feeding the free folk, though more accurately as a cover for the debts Jon has already incurred with the Iron Bank. 

Meanwhile, the giants and mammoths that could not cross the Wall with Tormund (because the mammoths could not fit) have been sent around to Eastwatch to cross by going around the Wall instead. 

So, at Eastwatch we have the wildling’s treasures, the giants and mammoths, and any survivors from Pyke’s excursion heading home, crossing paths under the watch of anti-Jon Watchman Glendon Hewett. 

If Stannis’ plan goes as intended, then Justin Massey should be crossing through Eastwatch as well on his way to Braavos—assuming he is not waylaid on the way by chaos at the Wall. 

Additionally, Melisandre suspects that one of her visions of a tide of blood around a tower is about a tragedy about to befall Eastwatch; this may or may not be the case. 

Whether or not Mel is right, Eastwatch is just waiting to turn: the giants are approaching from the North, the riches of the Wildlings are approaching from the west, just waiting to be reclaimed. If Cotter Pyke never returns, then their forces are forever depleted; if he does return, then he brings with him enough wildlings to overwhelm the Night’s Watchmen. Best of all, their leader is Glendon Hewett, a man who beat Mance and kicked Jon in the ribs—in other words, someone who might die without the Jon (or the reader, perhaps) feeling too badly about it. I predict Eastwatch might fall to the Free Folk if the story necessitated it.

In Conclusion

Not only does this collection of information show that there are so many more Free Folk forts than Night’s Watch ones, it’s almost a perfect split with the Free Folk on one side of the Nightfort and the Night’s Watch on the other—and I don’t think that’s a coincidence. It’s almost as though this is being hidden from us, because it appears, at first, as though it’s slightly less stark of a divide, but that’s illusory: Iron Emmett’s presence on the East is really a castle of the spearwives, and Soren Shieldbreaker’s intended castle on the west has yet to be actually settled—as of now, it’s unmanned.

As things actually are, we end ADWD with Jon martyred and the Free Folk in command of the eastern half of the Wall, the Night’s Watch on the west, and the Nightfort empty in the middle.

[l0stfoster]

Hi!! so I know u said that paul has a cat familiar and I was curious about how witches actually get a familiar and how that works within the cursed au! like are they just an animal companion or do they have special abilities?

obsessed with the cursed au I love it so much🫶

Witch familiars in this AU are a mix of two things; their physical being is a manifestation of the witches' power, but their being in itself is something of a spirit. After a witch's power manifests, the familiar itself will appear sometime afterward. Paul's likely appeared way back when he was a kid, but his parents actively kept her away until their attempt to repress his power threw her into a sort of remission as well. She returned when he got his magic back, but he didn't get to see her until he was kicked out and she slipped out and followed. The familiars are typically small animals like cats, owls, toads, etc; the most common kind for Paul's bloodline is a feline. They usually have their own personalities too. Paul's mother would've had a familiar too, but she actively acted to force it out of existence permanently using her magic. It's probably good to mention that she's a really powerful witch. All that hate manifests really well into your magic, especially since their magic is tied to emotions as well. In Paul's case with Umbra, she assists with his fuckass magical tasks, provides some protection to him, or just aids in his spellcasting by channeling energy n giving him guidance as needed. However, Paul's very independent by nature, and so she commonly settles to sit off to the side and look pretty. She's also just,, a little distracting, likes her attention. Paul can channel his magic into her and vice versa; she can leech onto his energy through her own free will as well- we've discussed multiple instances where she can physically grow or shrink in size depending on the intent of the magic as well if that makes sense. I've got art plans for that. She abides by a lot of the stereotypical cat behavior, so people usually forget what she really is until she acts out. It's hard to remember this is an entire magical being, one partially made up of unstable witch magic until you've got this BEAST of a feline towering over you for even daring to look at her human with malicious intent. She's very protective of him.

[hollowed-theory-hall]

the most important question in a world: where the pets poop in Hogwarts? who heals them if they sick? who feeds them? what if student has allergy? is there a possibility to have allergy to a magical pet? a magical allergy?

pets in wizarding world my beloved

I mean, the owls are in the owlery in the West Tower, so they pop and eat in the owlery:

The Owlery was a circular stone room, rather cold and drafty, because none of the windows had glass in them. The floor was entirely covered in straw, owl droppings, and the regurgitated skeletons of mice and voles. Hundreds upon hundreds of owls of every breed imaginable were nestled here on perches that rose right up to the top of the tower, nearly all of them asleep, though here and there a round amber eye glared at Harry. He spotted Hedwig nestled between a barn owl and a tawny, and hurried over to her, sliding a little on the dropping-strewn floor.

(GoF)

Also, considering mice and vole skeletons litter the ground, it seems the owls are just allowed to freely hunt in the forest and the areas around Hogwarts.

As for cats and toads, we don't really know. My guess is that the common rooms have litter boxes for the cats that the house elves clean up.

Toads are usually kept in terrariums as pets and pop there. It's honestly kinda weird toads are just, held and stuff since I read some toad pet-keeping advice and they tell you to never handle toads without rubber gloves. Skin oil can harm a pet toad and toads have toxic glands on their skin, so, like, I don't know what Neville is doing with Trevor, man. I assume the pet toads wizards have are magical, and therefore are more durable and have less toxic glands. Perhaps their magicalness allows them to be intelligent enough to poop in a specific designated area. Or, maybe, the common rooms occasionally have tiny toad poop on the floor at random places and the house elves are in a constant war against it.

Regarding food, I think it's kinda like with the owls. As in, cats hunt whatever is around the castle or eat human food and toads catch insects themselves. The cats possibly have cat food in stations in the common rooms as well, but that's a maybe. I couldn't find anything about it.

Scabbers, as a pet that wasn't on the list of allowed pets, probably was fed and taken care of by Percy and Ron since the facilities weren't in place.

Regarding pet allergies, apparently, Hagrid is allergic to cats:

Tell yeh what, I’ll get yer animal. Not a toad, toads went outta fashion years ago, yeh’d be laughed at — an’ I don’ like cats, they make me sneeze. I’ll get yer an owl. All the kids want owls, they’re dead useful, carry yer mail an’ everythin’.

(PS)

And we know nothing was really done for Hagrid's allergy as students are allowed to bring cats to school quite freely. I'd guess they have a potion that works similarly to (or more effectively than) regular antihistamines for allergies. If magic can fix an allergy, it makes sense they won't be overly worried. Also, since when is Hogwarts particularly concerned about student safety? especially for something wizards would consider as petty of a concern as allergies.

But the long and short of it is that if you want your pet at Hogwarts to be well taken care of, bring an owl as they have the most facilities in place.

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

something must be wrong (with me)

Rating: General Audiences Characters: Bowser, Mario, Toad Relationships: Bowser/Mario Tags: Sickfic, Sick Mario, AU - Rapunzel Fusion, Humor, Pre-Relationship

Summary: Visiting Mario in his tower had inexplicably become something routine, for Bowser. Until this visit, when Mario doesn’t answer Bowser’s calls for him. Prompts: Medieval Treatment, Clean Sheets Word Count: 2,116 words

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It really should have been concerning, how routine arriving at Mario’s tower felt.

Despite it only being a few short months since beginning to do so, Bowser was pretty sure he could navigate the route from his castle to the tower in his sleep. And he did, sometimes. In his dreams, to be precise. Which was always weird, because hardly anything would happen when he would get there; he’d climb to the top and...nothing, except for a faint sense of anxiousness. It would also be weird because what the hell was he dreaming about visiting Mario for? Maybe it was a sign he needed to stop visiting him.

But then again, it was only a few days ago when he’d woken up with nothing urgent on his desk for the first time in forever and his kids off visiting friends in a neighboring kingdom and no meetings on the horizon, and the first thing he’d thought of was not how long he could get away with staying in bed nor gracing a nearby town or two with his presence nor tending to his neglected musical instruments. No, the first thing he'd thought about had been walking down this very path and getting up that tower.

So, clearly, something was wrong with him.

And you know what else was wrong?

The fact that Bowser got to the base of the tower, yelled up for Mario, and received absolutely no response. No matter how loud he got in his repeated attempts. Bowser ground his teeth, fuming. So much for those dreams.

“Hello!”

Bowser started, badly. Below him, in his blind spot, a Toad had snuck up and was peering up at him with a cheery smile that barely masked his wariness. “You’re...Bowser, right?”

Unbelievable. As if he wasn't the leader of the army that besieged this Toad’s kingdom in attempts to take it over every few weeks for the past few years. “It’s King Bowser, you worthless pip-squeak,” he growled, and was satisfied to see the Toad’s face reflecting the level of fright someone should have, standing in his presence.

“R-right!” The Toad swallowed nervously. “So, um...I’m...I’m the Mail Toad...”

Bowser raised an eyebrow.

“W-well I’m not actually a real Mail Toad it’s just that no one else wanted to deliver letters all the way out here because of the distance and danger but I don't mind danger or long trips or anything and Mario deserved to get his mail because he’s Mario right so I volunteered to deliver it and then I had to take an exam which was really hard and —”

“Shut up!” Bowser snapped. The Toad skittered back a few steps, shutting up.

A muscle in Bowser’s jaw twitched. He looked up one more time at the tower. Well, fine. If Mario thought he was too good to see him, then that was that. See if he decided to visit ever again.

“W-wait!” the Toad shouted after Bowser as he started to walk away. Bowser ignored him, but the Toad barreled on. “You’re here to visit Mario, right? You usually climb the tower!”

Bowser glared over his shoulder. “No, I’m not,” he said. “Not if the chump’s ignoring me.”

“W-well —! He’s been ignoring me, too!” The Toad held up a parcel of mail. “I haven't been able to deliver this since I got here yesterday!”

At that, Bowser turned fully. It was one thing for Mario to decide not to see him, but to also refuse mail from his family? He had to admit that wasn't like him at all.

“Yeah,” the Toad continued, more confidently now that he had Bowser’s attention. “A-and I saw the lights on the way here, so he’s definitely still up there —”

Of course he’s still up there; he’s literally cursed to be up there.

“— so unless something’s wrong...” the Toad’s voice trailed off. He gasped, looking stricken. “...What if...” he whispered, “what if he died?!”

“He’s not dead.” Bowser rolled his eyes. “He’s just being annoying. And I don't wanna deal with annoying. I’m out of here.”

“But but but!” The Toad wrung his hands together. “Can’t you check on him?” he pleaded. “You’re the only one who can get up there!”

“He’s not dead!” Bowser insisted, rankling at being ordered around by a Toad.

“But what if he is?!”

And wasn't that the question. The stupidest question imaginable, because Mario wasn't dead. Even if this behavior was abnormal, because Mario craved visitors more than a sunflower craved the sun. Or even if they really had no way of knowing for sure unless he went up there himself. Or even if Bowser was remembering that faint sense of anxiousness from his dreams.

Bowser stomped over to the Toad. “Give me the damn mail,” he spat.

The Toad’s demeanor switched in an instant from despair to relief. He beamed. “Thank you!” he said, passing the mail parcel to Bowser.

As soon as Bowser had the parcel in hand he swiped at the Toad with the other, claws inches away from his face. Just to remind the Toad who was the boss, here. But while the Toad flinched and was quick to get his distance, he didn't look nearly as scared as he should have been.

“Y-you can't hurt me!” the Toad declared, exuding false confidence. “Mario would be upset if you did!”

Something in Bowser’s face spasmed. The Toad’s bravado swiftly evaporated, but enough remained for him to reach over his shoulder and draw a weapon. “I-I’m not scared of you,” he lied, very obviously shaking. “I-I know how to use this frying pan! The Princess taught me!”

...Bowser’s seen the way Peach wielded that thing. Bah. He stormed off towards the tower without another word. What a weird Toad.

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Bowser had only meant to check if Mario was dead, drop off his stupid mail, and then get out.

He’d pried the giant window at the top open, and stepped into a room full of stale air. When he’d called Mario’s name he’d been met with some shuffling noises and a soft groan. That should have been enough to prove Mario wasn't dead, but something had still compelled him to make his way to the lump on the bed in the corner. He'd peeled back the blankets to reveal a Mario shivering and sweating, curled up into a ball, radiating heat enough to make Bowser’s scales sweat, clearly sick with...something. Bowser'd had no clue what. For his sake, he'd hoped it was milder than it looked, considering the closest doctor was days away.

Yes, he’d meant to leave him there and go home, because there was no way he was staying long enough for the fever to latch on to him and thus be brought back to his kids; that would be a nightmare. But as Bowser had removed his hand from checking Mario’s temperature Mario had subconsciously chased it, and his breath had hitched and he’d murmured his brother’s name in the hoarsest, saddest voice Bowser had ever heard and then the next Bowser knew he was hanging Mario’s freshly washed sheets out on the windowsill. He watched them flutter in the breeze, trying to rationalize how he’d gotten to this point. What the heck was wrong with him, that that’d been all it took for him to start acting like...like Kamek? Ugh.

A light squeaking noise caught Bowser’s attention. Just outside the window, a rope-and-pulley system was moving; a small bucket rose up, with the only thing in it a note. Is Mario dead? it read, a crude drawing of a near-crying Toad right next to it.

Instead of burning the note to a crisp like he wanted to, Bowser instead marched over to Mario, who was parked at the table with broth and bread and his bundle of letters. Bowser slammed the note down on the table. “Say something so he stops being annoying,” he demanded.

It took a moment for Mario to process the command, but when it hit him that Toad was still waiting at the base of the tower he sprung up in a burst of energy to look for something to write with. And then he immediately started to sway dangerously from the sudden movement. Bowser reached across and pushed him back into his chair. “Dumbass,” he muttered under his breath, grabbing a pen off Mario’s desk.

But despite Mario’s sudden urgency, he wasn't actually in a headspace to write anything, only managing a shaky, overlarge N and O underneath Toad’s question before his energy ran out and he just sat there, the ink from his pen bleeding a dark splotch onto the paper. With a huff, Bowser snatched the pen from Mario’s hand, and, turning the note around, scribbled a rough He’s just sick fuck off at the bottom. He tied the note to a spare paperweight off the desk and dropped it out the window, half-hoping it would hit the Toad.

It didn't, evidenced by the bucket going down and then coming up, with the paperweight and the note inside it with Toad’s response: Ok, I’ll tell the Princess — a drawing of a Toad, grinning — take care of him! Far below, the Toad wandered around, cleaning up his campsite.

“I’m gonna kill that guy,” Bowser muttered. Mario frowned at him.

...Damn it.

The sun dried the sheets quickly, so Bowser brought them indoors. Mario watched Bowser throw them onto the bed with an odd expression on his face. It was an expression he’d been wearing almost the entire time he’d been cognizant Bowser had been here; it was like he didn't believe Bowser was here at all. Which was ridiculous. Mario wouldn't be able to hallucinate Bower’s greatness properly without a visual aid.

Regardless, with Mario constantly distracted Bowser had to keep aggressively reminding him to finish his damn lunch. Because after the effort it took to make it Mario had better not waste it or he’d be wishing he’d burnt to a crisp from the fever. But that threat didn't land quite right, and it left Mario smiling into his bowl. And instead of paying any examination to his own reaction to that, Bowser jumped at the first bit of busywork he could get his hands on to distract himself, which happened to be making Mario’s bed. Which would have been fine, if not for the fact that this was the precise moment where all the years of ignoring Kamek’s nagging to make his bed instead of passing the chore off to the servants finally came back to bite him.

Frustrated, Bowser threw the sheets haphazardly onto the mattress and gave up, sitting on the floor with his arms crossed sullenly. Mario, finished with his food, wandered over to stare at him. “What?” Bowser growled. “Your brain cooked? Go lie down so I can get outta of here.”

Mario blinked at him. He shuffled closer, glancing between Bowser and his bed in hazy consideration. And then, like a puppet with its strings cut, he let himself fall. Right on top of Bowser.

“Wh - ?” Bowser froze, arms splayed out, as Mario curled himself up right on top of him, heedless of Bowser’s sputtering. And there was a lot of sputtering, with his face burning as hot as the weight of Mario on his legs. In an attempt to save face, the sputtering turned to rambling about how you know fine, he could — and should! — push Mario off him right now but he won't, because Mario was looking uniquely pathetic today and he was a generous king. So Mario should feel thankful. And lucky, too, because they say a King’s touch could cure even the worst illnesses, you know. There used to be lines of people stretching out the castle based on those rumors. Until the old man got pissy about all the sickness floating around or whatever, and made a bunch of coins we could claim could cure people in the same way ‘cause he touched them, but he didn't actually though ‘cause that would just be a whole pain in the ass, and —

Mario wasn't listening to a word Bowser said, because Mario was fast asleep. The rush of annoyance Bowser felt at being ignored was strong, but more distant than it usually would have been. And the longer he stared at Mario’s sleeping face, infinitely more peaceful than it had been mere hours ago, the more his indignation slipped away, and with it went the idea to move Mario off his lap at all. In its place, he was filled with...something else. Something way...lighter, than the circumstances would ever warrant.

He really needed to figure out what was wrong with him.