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Oh, I know that you think it’s just a fantasy~ But since he fled his cell, He could use a guy like me!

Jonathan Crane is drivin’ me insane! He’s all I want, and I can’t com-plain!

Johnny can’t you see? You’re just the guy for me!

I know it’s such a pain, but- I’m in love with Jonathan Crane!

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Imagine: (I guess this could be romantic or platonic?)

   Your F/O and you hearing a huge storm starting to rage on outside. Suddenly, you get a tornado watch alarm on your phone/other device and start panicking. You can’t really leave your house, nor do you even really have anywhere in your house to go to be safe from a tornado, it simply wasn’t built for it.

   While you’re panicking, your F/O realizes how awfully this is bothering you. They quickly convince you as the storm gets even worse that you both should at least go into the bathroom to wait it out, and as you both sit in the bathtub/shower together, listening to the high-speed winds and thunder outside, they’re whispering to you and comforting you the whole time.

   Somehow, you managed to fall asleep in their embrace, and you wake up the next morning still in the bathtub, the storm long gone, and your F/O having fell asleep sometime after you did. They’re still fast asleep, sitting in there with you the whole time, and later you find out they only fell asleep after the storm started to calm down and they knew you were both safe.

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   Imagine if you woke up one morning to find that you apparently slept weird on your neck. You wake up and can’t even move your head in a certain direction without feeling like your going to break something.

   Now imagine your F/O notices this. They get you a warm patch to place on the area of interest, maybe they even decide to try massaging your neck for you.

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Send me an ask with a Soulmate AU and I’ll make something out of it with one/a few of my F/Os!

Please, I’m bored and I want to do something with these, they’re fun to think about, lol.

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So, I was looking around at a bunch of BTAS model sheets and my brain basically said: “Make a reference for Plague Rat, now.”

So, here he is! My Batman/DC Self insert, Plague Rat. (Minus the rat-like eyes, because I feel like the BTAS version wouldn’t have them, I mean, I feel like I’m kind of already pushing it with the veins.) I was trying to replicate the BTAS art style, but I don’t think I did it very well, lol.

Also, I’m having second thoughts about his backstory, so I might end up changing it.

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Remember that Electric love post?

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Plague Rat - My Batman Self-insert (w/o mask)

(Trigger warning: Visible veins, Weird eyes.)

DO NOT REPOST, REBLOGS ALLOWED!.

Picture under the cut.

I didn’t mean to make him look like a vampire, I promise- Usually, he’s also wearing gloves, but I removed those as well for this picture.

   Constructive criticism is always appreciated! Thank you!

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I saw this on my dash and my brain said: “Yes. Let’s do this.”

Plague Rat’s design is still a big WIP, but I wanted to draw this anyway, lol.

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No thoughts, only fictional men.

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“Imagine your F/O kisses you awake. UwU” “Imagine falling asleep with your F/O and waking up in their arms.”

   I read stuff like that and remember that I sleep like I’m fucking dead. Completely unresponsive, can’t be woken up (I’ve slept through a lot of crazy stuff before), and taking breaths so shallow that I’ve honestly scared people into thinking I was actually dead before, lol.

   Sometimes though, it’ll end up being the exact opposite: You can’t stop me from moving around or talking in my sleep. There’s never an in-between, it’s always either ‘I’m basically in a coma’ or ‘You’re stuck in my beartrap-like grip as I toss and turn with you in bed talking loudly in my sleep about random bullshit.’

   And after remembering that, I just- My F/Os would hate having to sleep with me. They might be really excited about it at first, but then they’d either end up being shoved/kicked off the bed by accident, kept up by my in-sleep ramblings, or wake up and nearly have a heart-attack after thinking I might’ve died in my sleep. Fun!

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Some concepts for my DC/Batman s/i. Feat. my awful handwriting.

Like I usually do for designs, I sketched out a couple of ideas and just let my brain go wild with concepts. Now the next step is combining my favorite elements from each design, removing the ones that don’t work, and working on the colour palette.

That one at the very bottom is my favorite by far. Those feathers around the neck and shoulders give it a really spooky vibe. The one above it was my attempt at making a gas mask/plague doctor mask that looked more like a raven skull, adding the filters at the end of the ‘beak’ to simulate nostrils. I REALLY like that, I feel like it makes the design a bit more unique.

All the little arrows pointing out parts of the design are just guides to which parts of each design are my favorites.

Once I have the base design done as well, I can modify them for the different versions in different universes, which I’m also excited for. It’s always really interesting to try and translate an idea/concept into another artist’s vision. (BTAS, Year one, Nolan-verse, Fear state, etc.)

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Why me?

*Me finally having a phone after years of not having one.*

Me: There’s this game people are telling me to play? Cookie run kingdom? Shoot, okay.

*Me getting the app and starting to play, getting hooked*

Me: They were right! This is a cool game! ...Hey, wait, you can use crystals to get new characters? Okay, let’s do it!

*Me getting this guy:*

Me: Oh, he’s cool! 

*Me starting to favor him, clicking on him just to hear more dialogue, leveling him up first, keeping him on my team constantly, etc.*

Me: Wait...Oh no-

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Incorrect quotes #10: Teen Titans, go!

Copycat, singing under his breath: When there's trouble, you know who to call-

Spiderman: Teen Titans!

*Copycat spins around and sees Peter, simultaneous gasp of excitement from both

Spiderman: From their tower they can see it all!

Copycat: Teen titans!

Both, singing in unison now, doing air guitars: When there's evil on the attack! You can rest knowing they got your back! 'Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol! TEEN TITANS, GO!

Loki and Tony both watching this happen from the sidelines: ... *Facepalm as Spiderman and Copycat keep singing and air guitar-ing in the background.*

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Let’s talk about these two AUs

Not including the base/vanilla universes where my S/I’s are just there, I’m talking the other ones.

The ‘universes’ I mention below are basically just universes involving all of my F/Os all together with me. I came up with these two and decided why not, let’s share em.

Universe #1: -Comfort Condo!-

This universe is one based on an old comic I saw years ago that I can’t find anymore. In this universe, I live in a condo with all of my romantic F/Os (Polyamory ftw). This results in a lot of chaos. I like to imagine it like a sitcom, like FRIENDS or That 70′s show? Or maybe even Brooklyn 99? As an added plus, platonic and familial F/Os also act as my friends or family members in this universe. (Characters with different iterations that I also have as F/O’s just swap between versions every so often, though they usually take the form of the one I have the most connection with.) (Feel free to use this idea if you’d like, btw!)

Universe #2: -Paws ‘n Claws!-

I made one specifically for the marvel universe as well, but this is a bit more specific. Me and my F/Os are the pets of a bunch of people who live on the same street in the neighborhood. Loki is Thor’s childhood pet cat, Scarecrow is Harley’s pet horse, for instance. Meanwhile, I’m a random fox that just pulled up to the neighborhood. This one is mostly fluff and comedy-centric.

Me = Random wild fox that just digs through people’s trash (Red fox) Aaravos = Viren’s pet owl (Great horned) Jonathan = Harley’s pet horse (Arabian) Loki = Thor’s pet cat (Oriental shorthair) Pietro = Wanda’s pet dog (Greyhound) Connor = Hank’s pet dog (German Shepherd) Shigaraki = Deku’s pet lizard (Crocodile monitor) Keigo = Endeavor’s pet hawk (Red-tailed) Newt = Tina’s pet badger (European) Prince Stolas = Blitzo’s pet Owl (Great horned) N = Ghetsis’ pet fox (Silver) Doctor 10 = Rose’s pet cat (Egyptian mau) Doctor 11 = Amy and Rory’s pet cat (Abyssinian) Miguel = Tulio’s pet dog (Mutt) Rook = Ben’s pet cat (Norwegian forest) Striker = Stella’s pet lizard (Mexican mole) Sniper = Dr Ludwig’s pet hawk (Black kite) Cole Cassidy = Some random wolf/dog that lives in the area. (Wolf-dog)

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Pokemon AU teams

Rules: 

No more than two legendaries per team (No Arceus)

No more than one shiny per team (Avoided if possible)

No more than one mega per team

Pokemon in teams must make sense

Abilities should be listed (Hidden abilities are allowed)

No event pokemon.

Must have a full team of six.

Pokemon may hold an item, no repeat held items per team

The first pokemon in each list is their starter

All generations are allowed

Each team must have no repeat pokemon. Different teams can have repeats

Shadow pokemon are allowed, but should be avoided if possible

Anyone is free to do their own version of this AU meme, lol

My team: (Based on teams I’ve used in-game)

-Eevee (Adaptability. With an Everstone) -Zoroark (Illusion. Expert belt. Shiny) -Samurott (Torrent. With a Mystic water) -Gallade (Justified. MEGA) -Thievul (Run away. With Black glasses) -Alolan Persian (Fur coat. With an Amulet coin)

Loki’s team:

-Suicune (Pressure. Shiny) -Serperior (Contrary. Soothe bell) -Hisuian Zoroark (Illusion. Spell tag) -Galarian Articuno (Competitive. Odd incense) -Frosslass (Snow cloak. Icy rock) -Gengar (Cursed body. MEGA)

Scarecrow’s team:

-Gourgeist [S](Frisk. Spell tag. Shiny) -Trevenant (Natural cure. Eject pack) -Corviknight (Pressure. Float stone) -Scoliopede (Poison point. Poison barb) -Darkrai (Bad dreams. Dread plate) -Cacturne (Sandveil. Luminous-moss)

Shigaraki’s team:

-Yamper (Rattled.Eviolite) -Cubone (Lightning rod. Cell battery) -Shedinja (Wonder guard. Focus band.) -Mimikyu (Disguise. Spell tag) -Rotom (Levitate. Magnet) -Magnezone (Analytic. Blunder policy)

Aaravos’ team:

-Alakazam (Magic guard. MEGA) -Cosmog (Unaware. Odd incense. Shiny) -Hatterene (Magic bounce. Pixie plate) -Latios (Levitate. Soul dew) -Goodra (Sap sipper. Dragon fang) -Glastrier (Chilling neigh. Never-melt ice)

Newt Scamander’s team:

-Audino (Healer. MEGA) -Galarian rapidash (Pastel veil. Leftovers) -Flabebe (Symbiosis. Eviolite) -Appletun (Thick fat. Shell bell) -Chansey (Healer. Blunder policy) -Galarian Linoone (Pickup. Wide lens)

Broly’s team:

-Tyranitaur (Sand stream. MEGA) -Kommo-o (Bulletproof. Safety goggles) -Marshadow (Technician. Expert belt) -Onix (Sturdy. Hard stone) -Terrakion (Justified. Soft sand) -Volcarona (Flame body. Insect plate. Shiny)

Connor’s team:

-Detective Pikachu (Static. Light ball) -Magearna (Soul-heart. Metal coat) -Stoutland (Scrappy. Silk scarf) -Dusk Lycanroc (Tough claws. Lycanium Z. Shiny) -Togedemaru (Iron barbs. Magnet) -Duraludon (Light metal. Cell battery)

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I have Art block.

Excuse my memery-