#simps assemble or whatever

[kneelingshadowsalome]

How would konig react if reader left? like maybe without a trace n just disappeared cause she couldn’t anymore?

Hehehe... No one escapes König.

TW/CW: Can we just all agree that toxic!König is a trigger warning on its own from now on? I mean, it's the regular: stalking, harassing, sexism, potential killing(s)... also light angst (featherlight if you compare to the "cheating on König" answer.)

I mean, sure, he would be upset if he found out reader is trying to get away from him. He's not stupid. König knows he's built different (in more ways than one) and knows he will never be the man reader deserves. Still, he is fixed on the idea that they belong together. They are carved from the same tree. She is the moon to his sun, the light to his darkness. Wherever she goes, he goes. It should be the other way around, but if the woman of his dreams plays hard to get... Sure, he'll entertain her.

If someone approaches reader, König gets very territorial. Those poor souls get threats, maybe even some stabbing – this really depends on the situation. But if reader tries to detach or leave the relationship, he would observe this change in behavior with curious anxiety.

If drastic measures are taken and she tries to escape or make a disappearing act, König would simply do everything he can to find her. And let me tell you: this man can and will outwit anyone who doesn't share his background and training. So unless reader gets some actual, skilled, professional help from outside, she doesn't have much of a chance.

And when König eventually finds her, he would try to talk her back. Just persuade, persuade, persuade. Apologize if and when he has done something wrong. Shower her with attention and compliments and gifts. Beg, even – on his knees like a lovelorn knight. If reader says it's over and she doesn't want to continue the relationship, it would break his heart. But that would only last for a day or two. He knows who he belongs to and most of all, who belongs to him, so he would form a plan. König wouldn't get too discouraged.

He would simply draw his shoulders back and stay around. For years, if need be. After all, he already won her heart – he will do so again. He promised he would never let her go.

He would check up on her, be very suave and gentlemanly about it. Reader can always talk to him if she needs someone to turn to. They can at least remain friends, right?

If she answers his calls, he would at some point come over. Uninvited, yes, but just to pay a brief visit... See if she needs something. He is always willing to help should reader need something. A bookshelf needs to be assembled? He's on it! Reader needs a ride somewhere? He's already on his way. Whatever it is, he can do it. (He will show her how useful he is, verdammt noch mal.)

If reader tries to see others... uh-oh. König would start by threatening the possible candidates. No one would stay around for long to oppose this man. If they did, well, death sentence for them! Or at least a new hole somewhere. While he sort of knows that what he's doing is wrong, he also can't stand the idea of someone laying eyes, let alone a finger on her. He can't stand the thought of spending the rest of his life without her, because if she were to find someone new, someone better, he would watch that shit from afar and slowly break to pieces. And that's just not an option.

One slip of a comfort fuck, and she wouldn't get him out of her house. He would view it as a sign that you're back together again no matter what you tell him. Also, did I say comfort fuck? I meant mad, pent-up pounding that lasts the whole night. The sheets would be in shreds, reader would be covered in sweat and cum and tears and bite marks made in the heat of passion and frustration. The cuddles that follow nearly leave her bruised. König has missed her SO much 💞

So, the cocktail would be: hunting her down, harassing, stalking and "helping" her, bullying her dates... Our king would even resort to simping 🥺.

But König would only say he's in love. He will simply never find another you ❤️. (And you're not allowed to find anyone else either.)

He would view it romantic in a way: reader forces him to woo her all over again! As we already know, hunter/prey dynamics only give him a thrill. She must like the setting too. Why else would she do something like this? "Women and their games…" That would be his thought, accompanied with a shrug.

[lunarsun12]

Papa Hongjong In Charge - Part 2/2

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San refuse to let it go, he is determined to find the culprit. He assembled his most trusted siblings to help. Which Wooyoung obviously obliged and Yeosang was forced into as basically Wooyoung used the PDA threat. Literally made Yeosang quiet as a mouse.

During the investigation San made an unexpected discovery as he got betrayed by his own kind.

Who betrayed San? Is it fellow team or is someone else?

San created the Detective Kitty Squad Chat

Today 23:00

Yeosang changed the group chat name:

Don’t drag me into this

Yeosang🍗: Don’t you even think changing back to Kitty Squad! I’m a dog person

San🗻: But it’s cute!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: San leave Yeosang be, we can harass him later

Yeosang🍗: So? What’s the plan? How we gonna catch the culprit?

San🗻: Ermmm i haven’t thought that far, hoping you will do all the work. Me and Toby will watch

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Yah! How could you sit there and do nothing!

Yeosang🍗: He learnt all that trick from you. Remember before Jongho arrived you used to say I am the maknae

Yeosang🍗: Listen you dumbos, I have a plan but only you two can pull it off. Pretend to be annoy at each other and start spending time with the others

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: We should drop it, that person will be very upset

San🗻: Wooyoung! That person tried steal my Appa and even try to starve me!!

Yeosang🍗: Whatever plan you cooked Wooyoung. You better stop

Yeosang🍗: So I take Yunho, he is chill

San🗻: Why can’t we not pretend to be annoy each other?

Yeosang🍗: If you two aren’t beefing the others will be on edge…

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Sannie, we got find your culprit. You can take Jongho, I deal with giraffe boy!!

San🗻: Jongho is scary, what if he is angry from school and attacks me

Yeosang🍗: Nice knowing you San

The next evening…

Back at Ateez Family Chat

San🗻: I can’t believe this! It was Yeosang, Jongho and EVEN Yunho all this time

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Yeosang bro, that is low…

Yeosang🍗: It wasn’t my idea, I was threatened by Jongho

Jongho🍎: You shouldn’t blame the youngest. I learnt it all from my hyungs!

Seonghwa🌸: Sigh, Say sorry to San

Yunho🐶: I’m not apologising for something I didn’t do! Even though it looks like it

Yeosang🍗: I will apologise for lying to San but not other part, it was out of my will

Jongho🍎: If those two aren’t apologising then I am not

San🗻: Yeosang is always forgiven in my books but why pull the prank

Yunho🐶: Erm….

Yeosang🍗:…

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: So Jongho? Did it out of jealousy?

Yunho🐶: !!

Yeosang🍗: I didn’t say anything

Jongho🍎: I didn’t pull the prank, why would I be jealous. You know it could be Mingi…

Yunho🐶: MINGI!? Not him! He will never do sort of things

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: Again Yunho is a fix on simp

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: You saying last night, it could be someone who felt left out. It gotta be you!

Jongho🍎: I said, I felt left out when Yeosang and Yunho tried to pull that toxic gas prank in Wooyoung room

Seonghwa🌸: What! Please tell me, you didn’t make it

Yeosang🍗: No, I got too busy playing with Yunho. I forgot about it

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: YOU TWO HAVE BEEF WITH ME!

Yunho🐶: Don’t blame us, you know what you did with our allowance money! My gameeee

Yeosang🍗: My detective stuff!!

Seonghwa🌸: Wooyoung I deal with you later…

San🗻: Then who is it!! I just wanted to make them suffer like I did!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: This is so painful! It was Mingi all along! He just wanted attention from Appa

Yunho🐶: Don’t blame Mingi! It could be you! You could double cross San!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: I was with him all day, he is basically told me everything after my little persuasion

Mingi🦄: I’m sorry! It was an accident! I thought if I told a little lie, maybe Appa knows I exist

Seonghwa🌸: Mingi, of course your Appa knows you exist. Right Hongjong?

Hongjong🏴‍☠️: Mingi is my son?

Seonghwa🌸: Are you serious?

Yunho🐶: Great Mingi is crying now! Thanks Appa not!!

San🗻: He will cry more, for stealing my Appa time!!

Wooyoung🐈‍⬛: I help! I love violence

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[kudosmyhero]

Transformers (vol. 1) #8: Repeat Performance!

Read Date: February 18, 2023 Cover Date: September 1985 ● Writer: Bob Budiansky ● Penciler: William Johnson ● Inker: Kyle Baker ● Colorist: Nel Yomtov ● Letterer: Rick Parker ● Editor: Jim Owsley ◦ Keith Williams ●

**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers

Reactions As I Read: ● Dinobots! ● in the opening splash, at a glance it looks like Ratchet has a Santa hat

● that's gotta be a big ass snake if it looks sizable in relation to Ratchet! ● "that tube-thing" 😂 ● I wondered what that big thing he's using as a vehicle is. M.A.R.B. = Mobile Autobot Repair Bay ● seeing Shockwave fly around as a giant gun is silly at first… but when I think about what it would actually be like for a giant sentient space gun to fly around all menacing and such, if I saw that in real life, I might shit my pants

● the Dinobots are submerged in a tar pit o_o ● Ratchet manages to dig up Slag (the triceratops) ● Ratchet accesses the still deactivated Slag's memories ● we get a replay of the Dinobots/Shockwave battle from 4,000,000 years ago. the fight is how everyone including Shockwave ends up trapped in tar or under rocks ● snerk we see the light return to Slagg's eye when Ratchet isn't looking, and in the next panel, Ratchet being tossed in the air by Slagg.

● wait--can Shockwave turn into a military helicopter, too? the panels are confusing. maybe he just swooped in in robot form and took the place of an actual military helicopter… ● I respect Blackrock for always worrying about the safety of his workers. he's been trying his best these past few issues, darn it ● inside, Soundwave is forcing human workers to aid in whatever it is they're doing with Optimus Prime's head (heh, reminds me of that soldier ant in the movie Antz) ● ok, they've moved Prime's head to the assembly plant. the plan is to use his Creation Matrix to make new Decepticons (I've already had it spoiled for me in one of the podcasts I listen to that the Creation Matrix is what Prime shifted into Buster Witwicky. Buster Prime, I guess?) ● damn, Josie has been busy in the hospital…

● back on The Ark, Megatron receives a transmission from Ratchet showing the Dinobots attacking Shockwave ● aww, Megatron is smiling! how cute ^_^ he admits to Ratchet that he had underestimated him ● (so much is happening in this issue, but it doesn't feel like too much. the pacing is superb) ● Ratchet, in ambulance form, heads to the top of a mountain where he is supposed to meet Megatron. along the way, he passes humans skiing and is intrigued by this activity ● he meets with Megatron, who obviously intends to do him harm: "…I do not want to appear ungrateful! Thank you for fulfilling your part of the bargain! Too bad I never had any intention of doing the same!" ● Ratchet, of course, never trusted Megatron not to Megatron ● …which is why he brought his little army of Dinobots to kick ass on his behalf ● ohhhhh, the images Ratchet had sent to Megatron were of the fight from 4 million years ago--which is what I assumed. Megatron, however, thought the fight happened only that day, so he thought Shockwave was already disposed of ● heheheh, the Dinobots had been lying in wait under the snow. I wonder how many people skied down them ● Megatron gets his shiny metal ass handed to him ● interesting for Megatron claims his power is without equal when he's had to pretend to be a simp for Shockwave lately. though to be fair, Megatron had just been poisoned by Sparkplug Witwicky's fuel, so he wasn't up to snuff when Shockwave returned ● (some of the Transformers' faces look more human than usual in this issue) ● Megatron is standing right at the edge of a cliff, so we the reader can see where this is going… ● …oooor not. Poor Ratchet runs into Megatron as hard as he can, but Megatron doesn't "budge a micron!" (nice try, Ratchet) Megatron's grin is… unsettling. But he is impressed that Ratchet was willing to throw them both over the edge in order to destroy Megatron ● ah, so the force of Ratchet's charge didn't affect Megatron, but it weakened the rocks that Megatron was standing on; it gives way and Megatron falls, transforming and shrinking into gun mode as he does ● transforming into gun mode… "in the desperate hope that in this smaller, light-weight--" (no! his overall mass did not change, so he would weigh the same) "--form he will better be able to survive he awesome impact of his body on the ground far below." ● oo, has Josie become a villain/hero called Circuit Breaker? because that's kind of an awesome name ● 👏👏👏👏👏

Synopsis: After making a deal with Megatron to destroy Shockwave in exchange for getting the Ark and deactivated Autobots back, Ratchet has traveled to the South Pole in a region of Antarctica called the Savage Land to revive the long lost Dinobots who disappeared four million years ago after fighting and defeating Shockwave. On his mobile medical unit, he travels through the Savage Land's rough terrain and blasts away a serpent that gets too close.

While back at the Ark, Megatron is visited by Shockwave who has come to collect the still-active head of Optimus Prime to Blackrock's Aerospace plant so that he can exploit the Creation Matrix within Prime to breath life into a new generation of Decepticons. Megatron plays the role of a subservient subordinate while secretly hoping that Ratchet's plan succeed and Shockwave is ultimately destroyed.

In the Savage Land, Ratchet manages to free Slag from the tar pits and begin probing his memories. He learns that the Dinobots were reactivated by the Ark's computers when it detected that Shockwave had arrived on Earth. Reconfiguring himself, Grimlock, Sludge, Snarl and Swoop to transform into the likeness of Earth's dinosaurs, they flew to the Savage Land where they attacked Shockwave. Shockwave would have the upper hand, knocking Swoop into a tar pit at the bottom of a cliff, and knocking the other Dinobots around it. However, before Shockwave could blast them to oblivion, Snarl would bash the side of the cliff causing an avalanche that would force the other Dinobots into the tar pits and bury Shockwave under tons of rock. In order to preserve themselves, they would all go into stasis.

When Slag suddenly comes to life, Ratchet is almost trampled by the Dinobot until he shows that he is an Autobot. As Slag helps Ratchet uncover the other Dinobots, Ratchet realizes that Shockwave must have been in stasis as well until the probe the other Autobots launched accidentally freed him.

While outside Blackrock's Aerospace plant, G.B. Blackrock himself answers to the media and puts his full confidence that the military can force the robots who have invaded his plant out. However, this confidence is dashed when Shockwave returns with the head of Optimus Prime and easily blasts the military aside. Entering the base, Shockwave hooks Optimus Prime's head to the six new Decepticon memory components that he has already given life to with the Creation Matrix, Shockwave intends to continue exploiting Prime's Matrix in order to create a veritable army of Decepticons. While at the hospital, Josie Beller sheds a tear for the continued trouble caused by her boss. However, despite the fact that she is crippled she is hardly unproductive as she has created a circuitry mesh that fits over her arm to allow it full mobility.

Back at the Ark, Megatron gets a call from Ratchet confirming that Shockwave has been destroyed. However, knowing that Megatron likely intends to double cross him, Ratchet shows him the footage of Shockwave's defeat from four million years ago, passing it off as something that just happened. Impressed, Megatron agrees to meet with Ratchet at the ski-hill that they agreed to meet at not far from the Ark.

There, Megatron—as expected—reveals that he intended to betray Ratchet all along. Before Megatron can attack the Dinobots, sent ahead to the location by Ratchet, burst out of the snow and attack Megatron. Much to Ratchet's dismay the five Autobot warriors are easily knocked aside by Megatron who gloats over his strength. Noticing that Megatron is standing over the edge of a cliff, Ratchet attempts to knock the tyrant off the cliff, however, fails. As Ratchet bounces off Megatron's body, Megatron laughs but before he can destroy Ratchet his weight causes the edge of the cliff to snap off. As Megatron plummets to the ground below, he transforms into his gun mode to avoid any damage from the fall and is lost in the snow. With Megatron defeated, Ratchet and the Dinobots head to the Ark to repair their friends.

Back at Josie Beller's hotel room, Josie tests her new invention out by firing a bolt of energy across the room and destroying one of the computers set up for her. With the test a success she intends to check out of the hospital.

(https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Transformers_Vol_1_8)

Fan Art: Buster Witwicky VS Skyfire v2 by shumworld

Accompanying Podcasts: ● Transformers Chronicles - episode 08

● Transformers University - episode 17

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[genshinology]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓. zhongli

ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ pairing : zhongli x gn!reader ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ genre : modern au, high school au (can be a college au if you want to), friends to maybe lovers au and fluff. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ word count : 3.2k (reblogs are appreciated ^^) ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ summary : when you had a crush on a certain student council; the president at that. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ content : reader is a simp for zhongli, mentions of various liyue characters, one kissing on the cheek and the usage of the word ‘asses’ once. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ notes : idk what is this lmaoo it’s in my drafts for months and i actually planned to write “multiple” genshin men as the students’ representative council and already have diluc’s part drafted before deleting it, but the will to continue just disappeared into thin air HAH. even the format of this is so messy AJKDWHSKWDJ

☆ — a students’ representative council (SRC), also known as a students' administrative council, represents student interests in the government of a university, school or other educational institution.

it wasn't an underrated statement, to say that, zhongli from the front class was literally the most—if not, intelligent—famous guy throughout the entire year.

some said he was a prodigy of some sort, while others often looked up at him as their own role model. the way he often ranked one in any tasks or exams in the semester, there was no way he was never not the talk of the school.

with his strikingly slender and tall figure, plus his sharp features littered everywhere on his effortlessly charming face, always in a neat three-piece suit whenever he walked down the hallway, it was safe to say that almost everyone was head over heels for him, you included.

something about him reeked of wisdom, maturity and kindness. he was everything you wanted in a man. a perfect human if you had ever seen one.

the glances you stole during his weekly assembly speeches, the way you never really focused in class but only at him, you really needed to do something about this, because what started as a simple crush turned much more worse, especially when it was your last semester to land yourself on an excellent gpa.

he was everything that you weren't. this fact alone made you scrambled to talk properly at him, especially during that one time when you were somehow magically—or, your chemistry teacher randomly—paired up with him as his lab partner. it was a memory you wouldn't want to go back, because the way you were nothing next to him made you dumber and more often you were left speechless at the confidence and intelligence he exuded.

that time, you exactly knew why he was the most voted person to win the student election. the capability of a leader; to lead, to teach, to advise, to grow, to win, he did all of them to you, and you cursed mentally at your stupid heart for melting at his amazing aura.

though one thing you were forever grateful was, you scored a solid A+ in chemistry, all thanks to zhongli who unknowingly keeping up with your antics to not mess up the project and promised you that everything would go well if you understood the concept.

somehow, your feelings at him worsened after that, but matters of heart were never in one's full control anyway.. right?

"zhongli was really helpful, i am so glad that he was my partner."

"if i said that zhongli was a sweet person, you guys wouldn't believe me. the way his intimidating aura overshadowed that caring side of him.. he really helped me a lot on my understanding for that hellish carbon compound chapter."

"oh god, hu tao, have you seen zhongli today? wait, we're classmates, but whatever, he looks good as always."

"his speech yesterday was so inspiring. how come a man has so many advanced vocabularies in his head?"

hu tao eyed you with a something akin to a disgusted look and your face, "y/n, don't you really think that you, somehow, should get this feeling off your chest?"

"i know," you sighed, leaning against the chair and silently enjoying the breeze coming from the window beside you. for a fleeting moment, it was calming, and your mind seemed to relax, but hu tao and xiangling seemed to not wanting you get away from the current topic.

"for god's sake, you have been talking about him for the past thirty minutes," xiangling smiled cheekily at the way your face went in embarrassment, she gave you a wink whilst clapping unamusingly, "yes, we know he's perfect. yes, he's cool and all, but are you really going to live your life with regrets, and that 'oh i wish i confessed to him sooner' because we are almost done with high school and we both know perfectly that you actually love him," this time, she was the one sighing, clearly disappointed that you didn't take any step further to do something, anything, with your feelings.

"before you guys went mad at me or something," you puckered your lips, "zhongli is like a celebrity, have you guys even seen how busy he is? walking back and forth towards the school's office to settle our needs, blah blah blah. he's always not in class when we don't have classes. how should i even start to approach him?" the more you thought of it, it was a ridiculous idea.

maybe living in denial was better than embarrassing yourself for getting 'friendzoned'. but, hu tao and xiangling were right. you needed to do something about your crush towards zhongli, because it started to affect you as a whole.

"we've been classmates for more than a semester, are you telling me that he wouldn't look at you? at least we're friends, not some juniors who are delusional, thinking that they can sit beside him during lunch or something," hu tao interrupted your deep thoughts, same as xiangling, she could only give you a heavy sigh.

as someone who knew zhongli because of their part-time together outside of school, she once laughed hysterically when you told her the not-so-secret about you crushing on her co-worker.

"make the first move, y/n. you'll never know what's in store."

for most part, you often questioned yourself for being an actual idiot to do what they said. why did you even accept their challenge to confess at him before your final exam, you truly didn't know the real reason behind it. maybe you really had set yourself to really get it out. once again, what would it be for? simple. you just wanted to move on with your phase of having this stupid crush on everyone's sweetheart. there was so many people that wanted him, maybe more than you did, so the thought of him considering your feeling was never coming across your mind.

however, talking about it was way easier than verbally made actions for it.

the way your heart was beating so fast when he brushed your shoulder slightly and greeted you with a nod at the school's gate made you instantly knew that you would be heartbroken if he shrugged you off.

the way your stomach dropped when he once came back from the principal's office to settle down some paperwork about senior field day with another student council, asked you if your table was still vacant since he was rushing to eat lunch before heading out to meet the vice principals. he said something about your table was the closest to reach, and thanked you after stuffed himself with a mere egg sandwich. all in all, you were baffled and almost choked yourself on the soup xiangling brought. you finally gasped in realisation when the situation registered itself inside you; you had lunch with zhongli, although it was like under ten minutes, but still.

the whole cafeteria must've witnessed such scene, and for a second, you almost giggled at the way you felt like you had won against other zhongli's fans.

the way your fingers trembled when he helped you balanced yourself during one of the p.e. sessions inside the indoor court where you were tasked to do gymnastics. zhongli volunteered to help the teacher—you, and many, once again were ultimate whipped at his altruism—to look out for any minor errors while you guys were, at least, trying.

it was a miracle that zhongli decided to help you in the first place, the way his warmth seeped under your skin when he held you close for you not to fall while balancing on the beam, it was really hard to not getting swayed. safety comes first, you reminded yourself, you were a no gymnast too. but the way his cheek was almost pressed against your side to catch you when you slipped, his hold tightening, you swore you were in shambles.

it was the worst when you needed his approval of organising your club to help and visit an orphanage at the countryside, mainly for some extra marks for your club activities and this made you regretted why you were the club secretary in the first place. you didn't understand why you needed to seek zhongli's signature on your paperwork, but considering that the principal himself did say that he would approve whatever the president approved during one of the assemblies, it was way better, technically, than to wait and fidgeting with your fingers at the principal's office for hours, debating with him on why the school's fee should be lent for your club for travels and food and stuff.

"zhongli," your voice sounded small, and you mentally freaked out at how weak you sounded, totally not the you who casually once blurted out a curse word at hu tao at the science laboratory because she messed up with an experiment about insoluble salts, yet your group was doomed when the salts turned out soluble. something about hu tao accidentally used sodium instead of other options.

"oh, y/n," zhongli's eyes lightened up, he was only sitting at his desk, the blazer on him was never with a crease in sight, it just made him stood out even more, "what brings you here?"

you actually thanked the god that his desk wasn't crowded with people, or gifts, since it was still way before the first period.

for more than six months, you knew zhongli was the first one to enter the class, so you did what you had to do to meet him, came earlier than him, for the sake of the paperwork. your advisor said that the deadline would be by the end of this week, but you figured that the sooner this could be done, the sooner your heart would feel at ease.

only because of the charming man in front of you.

you were pathetic, you admitted that.

"uh, so, you see, my c-club, ah yes! my club, is going to help this one orphanage, b-but mr. tian said that i-it would be.. uh, easier, yes, for me to get your approval before anyone else.. or the principal. hm, yes," god, your social skills were never this bad, even the way zhongli was looking at you intently before shifting his eyes to the papers on your hand made your heart skipped a beat, "i.. i did the paperwork with ningguang, so the format must've been r-right. the details should be in there," it was indeed a miracle that you managed to voice out the lines you had been practicing since yesterday.

you vividly remembered that you were almost in the verge of breaking when you realised that you did the paperwork in the wrong way, and you didn't want to restart it again after spending hours and hours brainstorming on the ideas you should pour onto it. luckily, ningguang, the deputy president—bitter on your tongue to say this, but she was zhongli's partner in the council—helped you a lot when you decided to not be a coward and asked her for her advice. she did help you, and you knew that at least you wouldn't embarrass yourself in front of zhongli.

you handed the paperwork at him, sighed in relief when zhongli finally skimmed through it with a comforting smile.

"whose idea is this? it's a great initiative to obtain co-curricular marks with helping the orphans," he didn't look up at you, even when he sounded genuine and really went thoroughly the papers, "is it yours?"

"i, uhm, yes," you answered almost breathlessly, swallowing down the invisible lump in your throat when his eyes directly made in contact with yours, it was insane how much he affected you.

"is it so? that's endearing," zhongli chuckled lightly when he took a notice of the light red shades on your cheeks.

you weren't going to survive breathing the same air near him, the more you observed how attractive he was, the more your mind went blank, and all you could say was a small, "thank you."

though you didn't really know why you were thanking him for. maybe the slight hint of a compliment lacing under his last words made you felt like you were in cloud nine.

"you're welcome," zhongli didn't seem to mind the way you were flustered at his words and your response, as he delicately signed the paper with the black pen in his hand.

"may i.. go too?"

"what?!" you honestly should stop freaking out over simple things he said, please relax and stay calm for your own sanity. this was definitely getting out of hand.

"hm," he hummed, the silken, deep, sexy guttural tone underneath made you blinked at him multiple times for being stupidly gorgeous over little things such as this, and the way you responded to them questioningly, "i want to meet the children too," he stopped, reading your somewhat horrified face before continued on, "if it's alright with you, put my name in the list. once in a while, the children should believe in humanity, and us."

your mind went blank. did this mean zhongli would be going with you? like, literally...?

"y/n?" his tone changed, concerned look all over his face when you didn't budge to take back the papers on his desk but staring blankly at him.

"i, oh, yes—" you fixed your uniform, still didn't quite get it why you did so, presumably wanting to look presentable after all those stupid things you accidentally did in front of your own crush, "sure. i'll add you."

zhongli smiled at your words, before you bowed down at him, blabbering something about, "thank you for your approval," before you almost tripped yourself as you unknowingly kicked a chair in the way, bracing yourself to not fall down as your hands secured themselves on someone else's desk, mouthing, "i am fine," when zhongli's eyes almost widened at your clumsiness.

so when you finally reached your place, sitting down and pretending to be busy while shuffling through your things in your bag, zhongli's voice cut through the silence, "let's meet early again tomorrow, before everyone else is here. i would love to discuss the plan in details."

you didn't realise when, or how, but zhongli did turn himself fully to face you from a distant from his desk, while you, on the other hand, almost choked on thin air when you knew too well that you wouldn't be going to survive another day like this again.

but fate would always brought surprises in one's life, wouldn't it?

because the usual meetings an hour before class turned into a habit, and in some weird way, you found yourself more motivated to go to school early. even your mother was in shocked at how you woke up with a smile on your face, already in your uniform before heading out way too early when usually, around this time, you would groan at your mother that you needed five more minutes of sleep.

the activity at the orphanage went pretty smooth too, and you would consider that you were now friends with him—not like you didn't consider yourself as a friend to him initially, but all this time, you were, after all, only his classmate—because once again, your club advisor paired up you with him to distribute unwanted clothes and books to the kids. the smiles they gave back at you made your heart contented.

the habit of coming to school early made you realised that zhongli unknowingly brought the best version of you, and you were proud at how productive you had became.

it went on and on, until prom night was nearing.

it wasn't a thing before, but now, that you knew how to act properly in front of him, the only thing that was weighing inside you was should you ask him, or not?

sure, you weren't a special someone in his life, but xiangling's words haunted you more often than you liked. you didn't want to regret seeing zhongli with someone else in his arms, you wanted it to be with you. god, you sounded so selfish, when there was a long line in your year to be his prom date.

you would never stand a chance. maybe living in a blissful ignorance would be way better, although you were itching to not thinking of zhongli with someone else.

"this might seem out of context, or, generally speaking, this would, mayhaps, surprise you," zhongli started when both of you finally walked up outside of the stuffy class, decided that it was the best to get a fresh air early in the morning when no one was around. your mind would think this as a secret date, but of course, it wasn't.

"do you have a partner? for the prom night?"

you couldn't count how many times this man took your breath away with his unexpectedness, but it was bizarre that he found this thing intriguing in the first place, and to ask you that bizarre question.

because all things with zhongli were strictly business. that was what hu tao once said to you. he was a serious man, who took care of everything for the students, and didn't ponder over things such as.. this.

"n-no," you were caught off guard, but there was no way you would make a fool out of yourself again, he already seen worst, "why?" you couldn't help but to indulge in your own curiosity.

"nothing. i mean, i am just.. curious," zhongli blatantly lied and you cocked your head to the side slightly. spending your time with him made you realised that the perfect zhongli tended to avoid eye contacts when he tried to avoid something.

"really?"

"okay, no. i actually would like to spend the magical night, and wouldn't want to miss the chance to dance, with you," he was rather straightforward, not even his usual serious expression faltered when he just dropped the bomb out of nowhere and said that he wanted you to become his partner for the night.

"zhongli, i—" you took a deep breath, slightly pinching your face and yes, you weren't dreaming, zhongli was still there in front of you, waiting for your response, and right then and there, you ultimately decided to confess at him on that night, the outcome didn't matter, at least you could be with him for a night, "—yes, yes. of course, i would love to."

you didn't realise that you were almost in front of the school's beautiful courtyard, as zhongli smiled, sincerely smiled at you. he seemed loving, and the way his eyes told you a million stories behind them already told you much, that maybe, just maybe, zhongli did have a thing for you. there was no way his eyes would lie.

zhongli then mouthed a, "beautiful," before he planted a kiss at the corner of your lips. it was only for a moment, and if you weren't paying enough attention, you might not acknowledge him doing so. it was too short-lived. you were taken aback, and for the first time living in ignorance, you smiled at the little gesture.

you spotted hu tao and xiangling along the way, might need to kick their asses later when you saw hu tao handed over some cash at xiangling, before they giggled at your direction and ran away.

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[rozcdust]

Waste it on me

Crack route

Pairing: Takeomi Akashi x f!reader

Genre: Crack, SMAU

Word count: 200ish and pretty pictures

Warnings: Canon divergent, profanity, ooc, sugar daddy/ sugar baby relationship, age gap (both are consenting adults), suggestive, breaking and entering, reader is a petty bitch, Takeomi is what the french call a fucking idiot

pt. 1 | previous | pt. 27 C | next | playlist| backstory | angst route

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“FUCK!” Kokonoi screamed, voice filled with fear and anguish as he stared at the short straw he drew out of Mikey’s hand.

Mikey only gave him a look, tilting his head towards the window, to the outside where Takeomi was smoking, leaning on the building.

With a look of utter despair, Kokonoi got up to fulfill his duty.

Mumbling a quick prayer to daddy Jeff Bezos that he gets out of this alive, Koko went along on his suicide mission.

“Hey, Takeomi, you okay?” He asked, carefully, as if approaching a very unstable, rabid raccoon.

Which was probably the appropriate response, considering Takeomi’s depressed and vaguely pissed-off expression.

“Yeah.” Takeomi simply stated, not even looking at Kokonoi, keeping his eyes focused on God fucking knows where.

Kokonoi gulped.

“You don’t look okay.”

Takeomi sent him a glare, exhaling the smoke of his cigarette without breaking eye contact.

Finally, Takeomi relented with a sigh, rubbing the side of his face as his frustration built up.

“Y/n cancelled our dinner.”

“Oh. How come?”

“She has some sort of appointment with a guy named Taiju or whatever.” Takeomi huffed, stomping his cigarette a little too harshly for Kokonoi’s liking.

“Taiju?”

Takeomi looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

“You know this guy?”

Kokonoi rubbed the back of his neck, staring off into the distance to avoid Takeomi’s keen gaze.

“Yeah, used to work for him when I was younger. Heard he owns some fancy restaurant these days.”

Takeomi hummed, gritting his teeth.

“I see.”

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a/n: splitting this into two parts because tumblr won’t let me fit all pictures 😩😭

[hauntdoesthings]

Platonic Bakusquad x reader headcanons/scenarios??

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A/N: You're so sweet (≧▽≦)! You anons are just reading my mind lately, the Bakusquad is my ideal friend group!(@ any of my irl friends reading this, I'm sorry but it's true) Since you didn't specify much, I just did general headcanons, if there's anything more specific you'd like that I didn't cover please feel free to request again!

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Best way to describe the Bakusquad: chaos with a babysitter

At any given moment, Denki and Mina are running off to do whatever latest idea (that'll more than likely go terribly wrong) they've come up with before Bakugou hunts them down. Kirishima and Sero probably fall on Bakugou's side more often than not, but Kiri can be convinced to do a lot of things for a friend or for the fun of it and Sero's just along for the ride

If you prefer the dumbass duo, be prepared for a lot of yelling and being dragged around. Blowing off study sessions for boba and a movie? Nope, Bakugou's already dragging off everyone that didn't come willing and just for trying to get out of it, you're starting with whatever subject is your worst/least favorite

If you're more of the parental friend, you've got your work cut out for you. Between Denki seeing if he could power the dorms on his own(he could, but he'll go whey very quickly) and Mina's endless schemes to make a new friend or pair off some pining idiots(girl's gonna burn herself out if she doesn't take a break), you wouldn't get much time to yourself if it wasn't for Bakugou and occasionally Sero and Kiri helping reign them in

That said, the group is very supportive of each other in spite of the frustration they may cause each other at times

Kirishima is the main supporter in the group. He makes sure everyone knows they can come to him for anything they think he can help with, whether it's a shoulder to cry on, a massage after training, or just listening to a rant after a long day

Mina is definitely the self-care guru of the group. She'll hook you up with face masks, scented candles and lotions, and whatever show you want as background noise while you spill your guts to her(and you will spill your guts to her, whether you intend to or not, it's like a second quirk of hers). She even gets the rest of the squad to have a whole self-care day at least once a month.

Denki is everyone's personal hype man, doesn't matter what it is. Staying back at the gym for extra training? He's your sparring partner or personal cheerleader. Studying extra hard for your exams? Can't promise he'll know what you're studying(even if he's taking the same test), but he's checking in on you at least once an hour, bringing snacks, drinks, and reminders to take breaks. Pranking Bakugou for a TikTok? He's already got the camera and his running shoes on.

Sero might not be as outspoken as your other friends, but he sort of takes pride in that too. He likes being the person his friends can come to just to chill out and decompress away from the usual hustle of school and classmates. If you're lucky, he'll take the bed and let you hang in his hammock(if you're extra lucky, he'll cuddle in it with you)(yes I'm a Sero simp, what about it).

Bakugou might hate to show it, but we all know he cares for "the idiots that follow him everywhere." Of course you might not notice the extra care he puts into making sure everyone's ready for the next test or properly fed and hydrated between all the yelling and scowling at you all.

Of course, no supportive friend group is complete without group cuddles. Whenever one of you is upset over something and just needing a lot of comfort(as long as they're comfortable with it), the whole group assembles to smother them in affection and remind them how much they mean to everyone.

For simplicity's sake, lets just do a cuddle pile with you in need of attention.

Kirishima, as the best cuddler, will usually be right on top of you or have you in his lap, squishing you into his chest as he rubs your head and back. Mina and Denki take up either side of you, each clinging to an arm, Mina playing with or braiding your hair and Denki whispering reassurances about how amazing you are while nuzzling his nose into your neck. Sero is by your legs, either laying on top of them if he can or sitting between them and facing you, head resting on his crossed arms, his weight a gentle reminder he's there for you. Bakugou, as always, doesn't want to be obvious about how much he cares for you, so he's off to the side of the pile, scrolling through his phone and hoping no one points out how he holds onto and squeezes your hand or the concern in his eyes when he glances over at you.

Overall, a lovely bunch to be in, all the attention and (chaos)care you could ask for.

[melancholymetropolis]

Ring

Summary: Aizawa and reader have been too busy to tend to each other's needs lately. So, when they get the time, they jump at the opportunity

A/N: The reader is a chubby black woman and Aizawa is a massive simp for her. If you want to commission me, or simply get to know me click here! 

Warning: None really. Angst, if you squint. Slightly unedited. Oh, and this is pure filth. A sprinkle of fluff, a dash of praising, maybe some  BDE.

When I had finally reached my apartment, I wasted no time kicking off my heels and slipping out of my work clothes. I made a beeline to the bathroom and shut on the shower. Securing the shower cap on my head, I stepped into the steaming water and released a sigh. I thanked the heavens every day that I invested in such a therapeutic showerhead. The tensions in my muscles just seemed to evaporate with the steam and the day’s problems melted into the drain. I lathered up with Bonner’s peppermint soap and smiled at the relief that it had given me. Midway through the shower, I wiped out the razor and started touching up the hairy bits of my body. I rubbed some exfoliant on my legs and pretended that I was in some make-shift spa. By the time I  stepped out of the shower, my hands were practically raisins. I grabbed the robe from behind the bathroom door and swiftly changed my shower cap to a bonnet. 

“That was a mighty long shower,” a voice sounded as I stepped out of the bathroom.

Swiftly turning my head to the far end of my room, I spot a familiar, large figure leaning against my door frame. His long, black hair was pulled into a messy bun at the base of his neck. He had abandoned his grey, carbon wraps and oversized black assemble for a simple t-shirt and jeans. The top hugged every one of his upper muscles, especially his protruding pecs. The outfit had been so mundane, yet it made my womanhood gradually increase in heat. I gently bit my lip and, slowly, taking in his every feature.

“You phone better be off, Shota,” I said as I met his eyes. “I don’t want any interruptions.”

“I left it at the dorms,” he replied nonchalantly.

I hummed lowly and walked across the room to my bed. Gracefully, I took a seat on the plush duvet and undid the tie of my robe. “Come here.”

Before I could even blink, his lips were on mine and his hands were separating my thighs. I hooked my legs upon his midsection and tangled my fingers within his hair. Shota moaned against my lips softly as his hands slipped up my body. He gently caressed my skin on the very small of my back, before palming my breast. It had been my time to moan, as I tenderly rolled my hips against his. Desperately trying to create friction. Shota sloppily kissed the side of my face, down my neck, and gently nibbled my collarbones before taking my brown bud into his mouth. 

“Fuck,” I hissed as my grip tightened on his scalp.

Shota’s eyes flickered open as he tenderly sucked the area.

Heat rushed from my face straight to my womanhood. Moans dripped from my lips as I locked eyes with the painfully patient man. After a short while, he moved to the second bud. Eyes still on mine, I felt his hand inch down my legs and find the sticky mess in between them. Shota’s long fingers caressed the warm folds with a relaxed calm that many tried to replicate but never perfect. He toyed with the soft hair on the outer lips, causing shivers down my spine and another moan to fall from my lips.

“Shota. . . please,” I begged as I bucked my hips against his hand. 

The black-haired man released my nipple with a silent ‘pop’ and looked in my eyes deeply. “Tell me what you want me to do, baby doll,” Shota said as he continued to play with the curls between my legs. “I’ll do whatever you ask.”

“I want your head between my thighs,” I responded slowly.

“That’s my favorite place to be,” Shota smirked. “Doing what, sweetie?”

“Making me cum,” I told him, a little too quickly.

“My favorite thing to do.” My boyfriend swiftly pressed his lips to mine before sinking back to his knees. “Sit back, doll, and let me take care of you.”

Shrugging the robe off my shoulders, I lifted my hips from the mattress to allow Shota to retrieve it from underneath me and toss it to the side. His wide hands gently pushed my legs apart and he scooted my rear closer to the edge. 

In the low light of the room, I could see the subtle excitement rush through him as he eyed my womanhood. The look on his face made the smooth walls within me clench gently and a blush wash over my face. 

Aizawa Shota had the nerve to crack a smile at the small notion. 

“Oh, honey,” the black-haired man tore his eyesight from the drooling area and looked straight at me. Dead in the eyes. “You’re gonna be the death of me.”

His soft lips kissed the soft skin at the center of my thighs, before separating my outer lips and dragging his tongue from the oozing entrance to the throbbing bud. The notion was slow and painstaking, but it felt oh-so-great. My legs shook slightly from the initial contact, while my walls clenched again. Shota circled the throbbing bud several times before inching his way back down the folds to the slick entrance. Using his thumbs, he separated the lips wider and stretched the hole. He dipped his tongue inside and I swore I saw stars.

Shota continued to complete the action tenderly. After a while, he switched the positions of his hands. While the thumb and index finger spread the lower lips, his right thumb padded the throbbing bud graciously. The small whimpers from my lips gradually increased into pants when he suddenly increased his pace.

“Oh fuck. . .” I groaned as I looked down at him. 

His eyes had already been on me. Taking in my body and its language as the seconds passed.

Shota removed his tongue from the messy hole and slowly inserted a finger. Followed by another. He curled his digits sinfully against my g-spot as his lips latched onto my bundle of nerves. 

My arms reached above my head and grabbed the end of the duvet tightly. Arching my back, I further pushed my pelvis against his hot mouth and bucked lightly. Tingles gently rose from my toes to my legs, and then, finally, finding their place in my abdomen. As my nasty pants grew louder and louder, the tingles grew brighter. Almost blinding me. 

“Please. . . please. . .” I murmured as I squeezed my eyes shut. “I’m gonna . . .”

Shota gently shook his head, whilst sucking the bud, creating an unspeakable sensation that practically caused me to drool. His fingers had been knuckle deep into my cunt and destroying the spongy area without any remorse. Suddenly,  I plopped my body onto one side and leaned onto my left arm. With my right hand, I gripped his ebony locks and looked down. His unwavering eyes stared right back into mine, as I ground my hips against his face. Shota broke eye contact and began to bob his head quickly, bud still in his mouth. 

“Just like that!” I gripped his scalp tighter as my mouth hung open and my eyes rolled back. For several seconds I had forgotten to breathe. I took a deep breath and squeezed my eyes shut as I felt my legs shake. “Shit! Shit! Shit!” The dam broke and the climax hit my body like a sledgehammer. My arms felt like rubber as my fingers slid from Shota’s hair and fell flat on my bed. As I laid flat on my back, I felt my boyfriend hook his arms around my thick thighs as he continued to suckle on the throbbing bud. Shota hoisted them to his shoulders, before reaching a hand upward to clench my own. A silent scream fell from my lips as my thighs pressed against his face. Shota growled in response and sped up his fingers. Another wave of pleasure washed over me and I was pretty sure I was shaking hands with god at that moment. 

My body relaxed into the bed, shortly after that, and my legs slipped from Shota’s shoulders. The larger man crawled up the bed until his face was directly over mine. The smirk on his face was so wide, it practically passed as a smile. 

Reaching a shaky hand to his face, I gripped his chin and pulled his lips to mine. I moaned against his mouth and widened my legs enough for him to be seated between them. His throbbing member was poking my inner thigh and I couldn’t stop my hands from undoing his belt to set it free. 

“Condoms?” Shota asked against my lips, as he unzipped his pants.

“Nightstand,” I replied as I tugged on his shirt. “Bottom drawer left side.”

Shota broke from the kiss and lifted the soft cotton tee from his abdomen before pulling it over his head. He leaned towards the nightstand and pulled the drawer open. Shota’s hand reached inside the drawer, but instead of pulling out a condom, he pulled out a cordless, white, Hitachi wand. My boyfriend raised an eyebrow, before looking back at me.

“You’re the one who missed date-night for the past three weeks,” I said with a shrug. “I needed something to get me by.”

“Next time,” Shota gripped the gold, foil packet from the drawer and slammed the compartment shut. “You’re gonna show me how it works.”

“Only if fuck me with your fingers, while I use it,” I shot back with a smirk. 

“Bold, are we?” Shota questioned while opening the packet and sliding its contents onto his length. Before climbing back on the bed.

“I just missed you.” My words slipped from my lips before my brain could stop them. 

“Don’t look so scared,” Shota said quickly. “I missed you, too.”

I gripped his face with both hands and captured his lips with mine. Shota lifted one leg from his waist, followed by the other, before reaching between our bodies and grasping his shaft. Briefly breaking away from the kiss, Shota sunk himself, slowly, into me. We both took a sharp inhale at the added friction and watched as the member disappeared within my smooth canal. 

“Shit, baby doll,” Shota hissed as my walls clenched and unclenched themselves. “You’re gonna be the death of me.”

The dark-haired man gently rocked his hips, careful not to add unwanted pain to the ordeal. Resting my head against the pillow, I took in every detail of my lover’s face. From the scar under his eye to the baby hairs slicked down by his sweat. The pupils of his deep brown eyes were dilated and his cheeks were slightly flushed. Shota’s lips had been slightly swollen, due to the intense labor I ushered him to do. The messy bun he had entered the room had gradually gotten messier as the night went on; flyaways stuck out from every angle and the small knot was seconds away from becoming undone. As I took in his disheveled state, I realized that I probably didn’t look any better. My bonnet felt lopsided and I knew my pupils were just as dilated as his. But it hadn’t mattered to me, and I knew Shota could give a fuck less about our appearance. 

The older man eased himself in and out of the slick canal, while doing this, he searched my face. Checking to see if I had been the least bit uncomfortable or in pain. When the coast was clear, he moved his hips just a little bit faster. A jolt of pleasure ripped through my body, causing me to squeeze him. I bit my bottom lip and looked up at him with wide, doe-like eyes. In the dim light of my room, it looked like he was glowing. Maybe it was the dopamine pumping through me, but there was something so sexy about the way he looked while above me. Bringing me closer to my wet and sticky demise. Each thrust was calculated, the grip he had on my hips was firm, but never enough to bruise. He was so focused, yet relaxed. Attentive, yet carefree. 

“Can I try something?” I asked as a flush washed over my cheeks.

“Sure,” Shota replied with no hesitation. “What is it?”

“I wanted to. . . ride you,” I said while averting eye contact.

The older man stopped his strokes and gently grabbed my chin. He turned my face to his and pressed his lips to mine. “I’m so proud of you, baby doll.”

Since our relationship started to become sexual, I had always been quite hesitant about being on top. Because of my size, I had an inherent fear of possibly crushing him. Even though the thought was ridiculous. I had watched Aizawa lift objects, and people, twice my size, many times. The time we spent apart made me reevaluate a lot of things in our relationship, and most importantly, how I fit into it. 

Shota demounted from on top of me and gave me enough room to take his place in the center of the bed. He situated himself in my abandoned spot. Before pressing his head against the pillows, he undid the low bun in the back of his head, allowing his hair to spill across the satin pillowcase. Swing my leg over his lap, I lined his thick shaft with my slick center. Slowly, I sunk myself on my lap and threw my head back.

“Dear God,” I moaned under my breath. 

The newfound position placed Shota’s throbbing member right against the roof of my heat. If I learned just a tad bit forward, it would be pressing right against my g-spot. From that moment on, I knew I wasn’t going to last long.

Leaning forward, I pressed my palms to Shota’s chest and began to bounce. Curses fell from my lips as his thick, heavy member continued to stretch me as I moved. My walls clenched from the friction and my nails dug into his chest. The slick from my heat began to spill directly onto his lap and mine, creating a wet slapping sound as I moved. Since my eyes were squeezed shut, I hadn’t noticed Shota moving his hands to rest them on my hips. He pressed his fingertips onto the soft flesh of my hips and groaned lowly. 

“Open your eyes, princess,” his voice was soft, yet dominant. 

I took a deep breath and relaxed my facial muscles. Opening my eyes slowly, I immediately noticed Shota's cocky little smirk. “Hmm?”

“You’re doing a fantastic job, baby doll,” his tone remained the same. Gentle. Soft. Dominating.

“Okay,” was all I could say at that moment.

“No need to be embarrassed or nervous,” he continued. “You look so beautiful on top of me. Using me as your little sex toy, working yourself to sweet release.” 

My dripping heat tightened at his words and Shota’s little smirk turned into a shit-eating grin.

“You’re making a delicious little mess. Your sweet cum is dripping everywhere: my lap, yours, and even the sheets. What a messy cunt you have, baby doll.”

One of his hands slid from my waist and pressed itself upon my lower abdomen. A thumb slid further down the area until it hit my throbbing bud. I cursed against it and felt my leg jolt slightly. My bunny hops on his lap, turned into me full-on grinding against him. I leaned my body just a little bit forward, into his thumb, and continued to buck against him. My legs shook at the new source of stimulation. A warm pool started to form in my stomach and I knew I was about to come undone.

Shota cursed quietly and gripped my hip a little tighter. “I’m so close, baby doll,” he hissed. “So fucking close.”

I gripped his wrist and moved it from my sensitive bud. Before he could do or say anything else, I pressed my plush stomach against his abs and hovered my chest over his. With my hand gripping the headboard, I bucked my hips against his at a sharp, quick pace. My hard bud tenderly kissed his hard abdomen with each thrust, as his thick shaft pressed against my g-spot indefinitely. 

“Shit!” Shota said through clenched teeth. “Just like that, princess, don’t stop.”

“I’m not,” I reassured as my grip tightened against the headboard. 

Without warning, my legs began to shake and my whines increased to drooly pants. A cord within me snapped, and suddenly I saw white. Tingles exploded throughout my body, as my nails dug deeper into the bed below me. My mouth hung open to a comfortable “o” as my eyes squeezed shut. After those few blissful seconds, my muscles relaxed and I, further, pressed my body against Shota. With my head against his chest, I nuzzled against his body and tucked my hands around his neck.

“Are you okay?” He sounded breathless, still recovering from his climax.

“Perfect,” I replied in the same tone. “Just perfect.”

I lifted my face from his chest and looked down at him. His long, black hair was all frizzy and tangled against the sheets. A pink hue dusted his cheeks, making it seem like he was glowing all over again. A sweet smile fell on his lips, satisfied and happy.

“Don’t ever feel insecure about being on top, ever again,” he said tiredly. “You were, as you just said, perfect.”

“Please, don’t—  ow!”

His hand collided with my rear end, causing me to cut myself off. “I don’t want to hear you talk down about yourself. Not anymore. You were gorgeous while riding me. I enjoyed every second of it. I don’t think I ever came so hard before in that position, and, no, I am not exaggerating.” Shota pressed his hands on either side of my face and looked me dead in the eye. “You don’t need to worry about feeling insecure or embarrassed about anything. I am always here to support you. I love you, Y/N.”

Shota wasn’t the type to lie for someone else’s convenience, so I knew every word he said was true. And that he meant it. Including him saying that he loved me, for the first time. 

A sole tear fell from my eye as a small smile fell on my lips. “Who knew you were such a big softie, Aizawa?”

“Not everyone, just to you,” he said while chuckling.

“Mhm, sure,” I climbed from on top of him and stretched my limbs.

“Oh? So, you’re not going to say it back?” he asked as he rose from the bed.

I giggled lowly and walked to the bathroom. “Come meet me in the shower, and find out.”

I turned on the water and swapped my bonnet for a shower cap before stepping in. The warmth from the water graced my muscles like a gentle hug before strong arms snaked around my waist. Leaning against his chest, I took his hand in and brought it to my lips. I gave him several kisses along its veins before gently nipping at his knuckle.

“I love you too, Aizawa Shota.”

Spinning me around, he pressed his lips to mine and gave me a slow, sensual kiss. I wrapped my arms around his waist and pressed my plush body closer. 

“Don’t scare me like that again,” he asserted after pulling away from the embrace. “You almost gave me a heart attack.”

“Aww. . . you are such a simp for me, ‘Zawa.”

“Damn right.”

[yamagucji]

HQ boys with a s/o insecure about their skin

request: Hi! I’m a new follower here! <3 I really like your work so I wanted to ask can I have a request for a gem! S/o or gn! s/o (whatever u like) feeling insecure about their skin because they have skin problems like they itch their skin a lot that creates rashes all over and they have to use multiple medications to try to get it back to normal because they look at their partner or the people around them who has pretty beautiful skin with kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima kei, and akaashi keiji! (I’m sorry if this got too long <3) - @mooniinn

ft: kageyama, tsukishima, akaashi x gn!reader

warnings: mentions of insecurity. uses petnames

KAGEYAMA took some time to learn about your condition, but eventually eased in to the point where he’d be the one to apply cream on your skin. “i just wished i had nice skin like the others,” you mumbled one day. the small dallops of cream felt cold; kageyama dabbed them carefully with his fingertips. he stops after the fourth dallop. “why? it’s already pretty,” he says nonchalantly. “but look at it, tobio.” “so?” he doesn’t quite understand all the fuss. you shouldn’t be comparing yourself to other people, when he already loves you as you are. the motions of his fingers continue again, this time lathering the cream in soft, circular motions. “hey, this cream... it’s not to make you pretty. it’s just to make sure you aren’t hurting yourself. so — ” he cleared his throat. “don’t put your head in the gutter. you’re pretty as is.”

TSUKISHIMA noticed the way you were covering up your arms and legs, even in hot weather. he didn’t question it until he caught the little expressions on your face when the two of you passed by a group of young people at the mall. “something wrong?” tsukishima asked a few moments after, only for him to receive a nothing at all from you. he stands by quietly when you pick out semi-revealing clothes only for you to sigh and put them back. “hey, i think that’ll look pretty on you,” he spoke. “but kei...” “what?” you’re forced to talk about it. “it’ll show my skin and — i don’t know.” you know full well, and so does he. tsukishima has you by a hold of his hand, going back to all the pretty clothes you put back. “you like these, right?” he says without further explanation. “let’s go get them — and you better wear them, you’ll look great either way,” he mumbled the last few words.

AKAASHI’s kisses felt like feather against your skin. a type of warm that was reassuring. “you don’t feel confident about your skin?” he mumbled, looking up at you with soft eyes. “they’re beautiful... i don’t think it changes your worth at all.” though, you contested against him. “but it’s not — it doesn’t look good, keiji. and people always stare at me because of my skin.” it broke him, hearing you talk so lowly about yourself when he thought different. “then, why don’t we try and get you to be more comfortable with yourself? don’t pay attention to them, they’re not relevant.” this time, he pulls you towards him and left a kiss on your forehead. “i think you’re beautiful. but i know that doesn’t change the way you think about yourself. so i’ll be here to help you realize that. okay, angel?”

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Wild Crazy Fix-It Theory

At some point after taking the throne from Odin and putting him in a nursing home, the OG main timeline Loki (the one from Thor 1, The Avengers, and TDW. Aka the only one I care about <3) discovered all the multiversal-different-universes-exist-or-whatever shit and decided to allow a variant of himself to take his place on the throne (cause he never really wanted it anyway *cough cough*). Anyway, Our Loki fucked off on an extended vacation to the far reaches of the universe, while this new version went on to star in Ragnarok and Infinity War. That would solve the problem of the hilariously different characterisation between Phase 2 and Phase 3.

But wait! What about the Series Loki?? His characterisation is still wonky!

Excellent point, I’m glad you brought it up! He variated from our Loki when he picked up the tesseract in Endgame. So, while he has all the same life experiences as our Loki (up until Avengers 1), he is in fact a different person. (Well, ok, he’s still a Loki, but he’s not Our Loki).

So here we have 3 different variants of Loki:

-The man, the myth, the legend that had a mental breakdown because of his parents’ lies, had to have 6 different superheroes assembled to take him down, and then avenged his mom’s death, survived a fatal wound, and usurped his coloniser father all in like 6 hours. This is Loki (Our Loki <3).

-Next we have the morally volatile himbo who fucked a dictator, tried to betray his brother for money, and stole the tesseract from the vault…. BUT he also brought an escape vessel and an army to save his people from Hela and then gave his life for The Cause when he pulled a knife on an all-powerful titan, so… you know. Neither here nor there. Anyway, I have affectionately dubbed him Lackey.

-Finally, there’s the Loki who cries almost every episode, absolutely cannot catch a break in any capacity whatsoever, lets literally every single one of his variants upstage him, is a complete and total simp for his hot twin sister *AHEM* his female variant, and has literally no mercurial aspect to his personality whatsoever, he’s just a sad Chaotic Good Guy Hero Figure. His name is- you already know!- Larry!

I love all of them in different ways! I would never pick favourites! (*cough* I’d murder Lackey and Larry in cold blood to see Loki again *cough) They all have their perks and downsides. But they’re definitely not the same person.

[villxinmiixx]

Can you redestro with hybrid bat s/o

Like rouge the bat

Whatever makes u happy<3

flirty bat

﹫redestro ( yotsubishi rikiya )

♡ bat hybrid! reader

♡ genre; fluff

♡ note; I HAD TO SEARCH WHAT A “ROUGE THE BAT” WAS AND GOOGLE HIT ME IN THE FACE SINCE IT WAS ACTUALLY A CHARACTER HELP-

but I'm going to make the reader a flirty hoe because... yeah bro.

also sorry for making you wait so long :(( i had writer's block and is still suffering from it 🥺

besides that why am i attracting every single redestro simp 😭

━ so first of all when you first met him he was astonished, you looked so lovely with your bat wings resting on your back.

━ you were a new recruit and managed to higher up your rank from a rookie to a lieutenant for redestro

━ when you became a lieutenant; curious was so ecstatic to see a new girl on the deputies.

━ you had a small crush on redestro but you never told anyone, you didn't even know yourself.

━ but it was slowly becoming clearer each time you walked past each other

━ one time you saw redestro alone, walking through the clean hallways of the liberation center.

━ you didn't know what made you say the words “.. i- redestro, may i- speak to you-..? ” but next thing you knew you were dating, huh.

━ he didn't tell anyone you were dating, nor did you.

━ but neither of you said that none of you should tell anyone that you were dating, so. you didn't, but you were a flirty retarted piece of shit- so you know what you did?

━ you started dropping hints that you both were dating not like, holding hands, kissing his cheek infront of everyone. no-

━ you winked at him several times during a meeting and geten took notice, after the conference you stood up and started leaving.

━ before you could go farther from the door that lead to the assembly room geten stopped you by standing infront of you.

━ you were afraid that he was gonna kill you for accidentally sitting next to him during the whole gathering but loa and behold everybody, he just: “why were you winking at redestro. ”

━ you were so confused on why'd he asked that since he wasn't usually a nosy pos, but- it's his boss- so. HE HAS THE RIGHT BITC-

━ anyway, you smiled lightly at him before putting your palm on your cheek; “is it illegal to wink at my lover? ” geten's eyes widened.

━ “lover? redestro doesn't have a lover. if he did he'd tell me. ” you sweat dropped at that, excuse you?

━ “i- geten, sweetheart, darling, els-” before you could finish you could tell he was already glaring from inside his parka.

━ “don't you dare. ” you laughed and patted his head as if he was shorter than you. (unless he is.)

━ “don't tell anyone unless you wanna but me and redestro are secretly dating i don't know why we are secretly doing it though, it's not like any of said we had to do” you giggled as you put your hand infront of your mouth, covering it.

━ geten stood quietly, he reminded of you of the standing emoji yk this one: 🧍🏻.

━ he inhaled and exhaled, before walking away and towards where redestro was at. which was still at the assembly room.

━ you shrugged and walked away too.

━ later that night redestro told you while laughed that geten mentally cried as he begged redestro to break up with you because apparently you were "in the way"

━ both of you just laughed together.

━redestro doesn't actually mind what type of person he dates, he just- dates them you know.

━ it doesn't matter if you have like a whole ass beard a bulky body and have furry eyebrows and have nineteen piercings.

━ he'll love you for who you are <3 less you're a minor- he can't date you- but he'll treat you better like how you're parents couldn't.

━ that's it really, he loves you for who you are.

━ just make sure not to use him for money and stuff :(

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[heybeybey]

You should be killing titans Levi

Happy Smutty Saturday everyone. I actually promised angst but the plot I have in mind for that one might need a few more weeks because my mind is melting.

Anyway, have crack instead feat. Levi getting horny over a titan. Man just can't catch a break.

And no, the sex happens in Petra's human form. Please, I'm not that fucked up yet 😭

Summary: Petra somehow acquired the Cart Titan during canon events and Levi, whose sole purpose in the past few years was to kill titans, finds himself simping over one.

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Romance, Humor, Crack

Words: 2,480

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When Petra emerged from her titan form the first time, the only thing Levi thought about was her safety. Sure, they'd seen that Eren was perfectly fine, albeit a bit knocked out of it. But the idea of humans controlling titans is still pretty new to their own little world. As Petra's captain, of course he'd do whatever he can to protect his subordinates.

They tested out her abilities in the limited time they have until the next expedition. Hange, the mad bitch that they are, would be the one doing and leading the experiments while his squad oversees. Frankly, him and the three other guys think it's more to protect Petra from Hange's crazy ideas.

So, it was the same as usual. As far as usual can get when it comes to the Survey Corps, that is. Petra was still in his team and surprisingly, nothing changed in their relationship as captain and subordinate.

Everything only shifted when he'd seen her in action during her first expedition as a titan shifter.

He honestly thinks that her titan form is ugly as fuck. It was even uglier than Yeager's. However, seeing the fire in its eyes, in her amber eyes that is just so Petra had left him a little bit awestruck. Her titan has the same ginger hair and he shouldn't be thinking this, because he's looking at a titan, but is it shining when the light hits her tresses? He feels his mouth go dry as Petra's titan shields an injured scout from two abnormals, before making a move to kill them by biting off their napes.

She lands back on the ground, re-assembling herself in their usual scouting formation.

Fuck.

"Levi? Are you okay?" Erwin pipes up once they're all in the clear.

"What the fuck are you talking about, Erwin?"

Erwin, that bastard, only gives him a slow smirk in return.

"I hope that won't be much of a hindrance then," Erwin says, gesturing down. Levi glances down and only realizes now why his pants have started to tighten. The fact that he's currently riding a horse isn't doing him any favors.

---

There was this one time when Hange wanted to test how long the younger girl can retain her titan form and they found out that she can go on for months. He'd have to admit that he misses actually seeing Petra's face but even Levi found her titan's strength impressive.

Until she started crawling around in her human form.

He finds her crawling one afternoon and Levi feels that familiar heat flare up inside him as he takes in the curve of her back and ass. His eyes would sometimes stray there during trainings but he'd never expected her backside to be this round and full. The fact that she's currently in a dress that reaches just below her knee is only making this worse. He swallows when he sees a hint of exposed skin of her thigh and if he could bunch up her dress further, it would be so easy to just take her right now.

Levi's hand twitches, and he repeatedly needed to remind himself that touching his subordinate is considered harassment.

"What the fuck are you doing, Petra!?"

"Oh, hi captain!" Petra flushes in embarrassment, trying to push herself up against the wall but fails every time. She almost hit her head once, if Levi hadn't stepped in and helped her up himself.

"I'm sorry," She says, clinging to him. Levi, mortified that another inch closer would mean she'll feel the rising enthusiasm below his belt, tries to discreetly move his lower part away. "I didn't know this is a side effect of being in my titan form for too long. I'm actually on my way to tell Hange about it."

"Side effect?"

Petra only blushes deeper. "My body... might've forgotten how to walk properly since I've been on all fours for so long."

Levi can feel his brain short-circuiting when she said the words all fours. His brain started supplying him with an image of her on all fours in his own bedroom floor, of how he would bend her over and make her suck his-

"Hey Petra!" Thank fucking god. He'd never been so glad to have Hange around. "Gunther said you were coming to see me?"

Wanting to get everything over with completely (so he can run to his room and deal with his rising erection), he hoisted Petra up in his arms instead, leading to her wrapping her own arms around his neck. A blush tinges her soft round cheeks and he tries to avoid looking down at her, knowing that she's staring up at him in wonder.

He'd noticed this with Petra whenever they're physically close together, of how she'd be in a sort of trance whenever he'd subconsciously tuck a strand behind her ear or when she'd lean down to set his tea on his office table and he really shouldn't be thinking of this right now when he was just thinking of fucking her if Hange hadn't barged in.

Once she's settled in Hange's lab, Four Eyes took that moment to turn to Levi.

"Now you know how I feel whenever I see titans," Hange says.

"What." Horror starts to rise in Levi's chest when he realizes their implication, but only his disgust shines through his face.

"What?" Hange answers back, acting as if what they just said was a normal statement.

---

That same afternoon, Levi demanded from the medical team that they better provide him a crutch right fucking now or he won't be responsible for the injuries he'll be causing on the inhabitants of the room.

He hurriedly gives it to Petra, harshly ordering her that she is not to crawl around like that ever again for the sake of her dignity. Deep down, he knows it's to save his.

---

He tried to avoid being alone with Petra in her titan form in the coming months. Actually, he avoided being alone with her completely, even when she's out of her titan. But it's a Friday night and all the other scouts have been given time off, with some of them already packed up to go home for the weekend to see their family.

Petra, on the other hand, had no choice but to stay until further notice. She could barely leave the building unless either Levi, Eld, Gunther or Oluo is with her.

He sees her alone right now outside since Hange wanted to test if Petra can stay up all night in this form. The sun will rise up in a few hours, and he thinks this is more than enough time to indulge Four-Eyes in their curiosity.

"Captain?" It always catches him off guard whenever Petra speaks in her titan form. Her voice was so different from the sweet and cheerful tone he'd gotten used to greeting him in the morning.

"Couldn't sleep."

She's currently lying down, hands tucked under her titan's chin and it endearingly reminds him of a ginger cat curled up and poised to sleep. He noticed how Petra's eyes reveals just how bored she is, staring only straight ahead.

"Aren't you tired?" Levi asks, leaning his body against the side of Petra's titan form. Feeling the titan's bare skin almost made him flinch because he knows it's Petra. He shouldn't be thinking of his subordinate naked right now but her titan form isn't helping at all.

"Levi... are you actually getting attracted to a titan?" Erwin had asked him once, amusement coloring the blonde man's features, when he caught Levi staring at Petra's titan form during one of her experiments with Hange. "Maybe I shouldn't have allowed you to be around Hange too much."

"Are you on some drugs, Erwin?" Levi snaps, but can't help the thumping in his chest and the rising panic because of course Erwin would catch on eventually. "Are you getting too smart that that brain of yours actually rotted and died in a shithole?"

Petra only shakes her head. "I'm all good, captain. Besides, Hange tells me I can take the day off to rest tomorrow. Still can't leave the barracks though."

Levi tries to avoid cringing at hearing her titan's voice. He doesn't think he'll ever get used to it. "Can you not talk to me while you're using that voice? Get out of there." He orders.

Petra, always obedient and willing to please her captain, did get out of her titan. She struggled with detaching her hands as usual and Levi sighs, making a move to climb up and help her.

Before he gets the chance to do so, Petra was able to pull herself out abruptly but the force was enough to send her flying to the ground.

Levi's reflexes was fast enough to try and cushion her fall but the angle wasn't right for him to catch her properly, and Petra ends up landing on top of Levi and both of the groan at the impact.

Levi thinks that his erection must really hate him. It already betrayed him once during a fucking expedition. It's rising again now as Petra shuffles around in an attempt to stand up, muttering a string of sorry captain! and I didn't mean to, her every action brushing further against his dick.

"Stop it, Petra!" He shouts, panic almost tinging his voice. Petra freezes at his voice and Levi thinks that maybe he shouldn't have asked her to stop moving because now, his dick is directly against her thigh and she'll eventually feel everything.

He watches as confusion passes through Petra's face, before it shifts to shock when she finally realizes what was pressing against her thigh, eventually settling on a coy smile.

They stared at each other a little longer before this minx actually found the courage to intentionally press her thigh down further. Levi finally allows his pent up lust and frustration to blow over, growling as he grabs Petra's hair to pull her down for a bruising kiss.

---

When Petra mentioned that she's getting a whole Saturday off to rest, he's pretty sure this wasn't how Hange instructed the younger girl to spend her day.

He already came once after she enthusiastically sucked him off. He could only watch in a daze as Petra took him as far as she could, almost intentionally choking herself on his own cock. He's surprised at how much of an absolute freak Petra is, insisting that she's going to swallow every last drop of him even when he tried to push her away for her sake.

Now, she's settling herself on his bed, on all fours, and Levi's pretty sure he's going to die before this day ends. He palms her ass, giving a squeeze as he feels her up, before kneeling behind her to deliver hot kisses down her spine. Petra shivers when he pulls on her hips to draw her closer.

"I wanted to rail you so bad the past few weeks, Petra." He whisper against her skin, hand trailing down to start playing with her clit. "Fuck, your experiments with Four Eyes only made it worse."

"Take me like this then, captain." She says in the filthiest voice she could muster, grinding her ass up firmly against his clothed erection and opening her legs further for him. From the naughty smirk that she's giving him, Levi finally realizes that she'd already known just what has been running on his mind the past few weeks.

He can see her core glistening, half from when he'd fucked her with his tongue earlier on and half from her eagerness and anticipation to have him inside her as soon as possible.

He tears his underwear away, wasting no time in breaching her wet core. Petra moans wantonly, curving her lower back further so she can push her ass up to pull him inside of her more.

How can someone who sounds and looks and acts so sweet be such a fucking slut in bed? he thinks in a daze as he starts pounding inside her.

It was a tight fit and Petra grabs one of his hands to push his palm up against her breast. Levi was all too eager to indulge in her fantasies, thumbing down her erect nipple and squeezing as he gives a hard thrust.

When he hits the spot inside her just right, that's when they both fasten their pace. Petra braced her arms against the sheets, head falling down and forehead resting against the soft bed as she takes everything that Levi gives her.

She comes first, grabbing a pillow to catch a moan that's bordering a scream. Levi revels in the feeling of her tightening around him and after Petra says yes, I can take birth control come inside me, captain please, he didn't even think. He just lets himself go and Petra moans further as he releases hotly inside her.

Petra slacks down on the bed with him following, his bare and sweaty chest against her back. He rolls away after he'd caught his breath, and Petra giggles from contentment and ecstasy.

Her giggles shoot straight down to his cock and Levi finds himself starting to harden again. She squeaks a bit when she feels his growing erection against her ass before smirking, a challenging glint on her amber eyes as she finally turns to face him.

No words were needed to be spoken and she tempts him by throwing a toned leg over his middle, inching her skin closer to his crotch.

Needless to say, Petra found herself on her back, knees almost touching her shoulders as the captain made sure she kept her legs open for each of his thrusts.

After that round, Levi could only exhaustedly lie on his back afterwards. His mind is still swimming after orgasming for the third time in a row.

He was about to ask her if she'd like to take a shower first before they sleep, only for Petra to roll herself on top of him. She started peppering kisses along his jaw and neck, making it a point to grind her exposed nipples against the hard lines of his chest.

"Fuck, again?"

"Didn't Hange tell you that the cart titan has amazing endurance?" Petra leans in, a coy smile on her lips. "I can go on for hours, captain."

[thatringboy]

@yokelish @yoruzumy0 hey bitches, may I present to you:

It Takes Two

1,960 words - Fluff

Summary: Xiao and Hu Tao decide to open the Memory of Dust

Read it under the cut!

Xiao considered himself to be pleasantly distanced from most humans. He interacted with Qiqi of Bubu Pharmacy sometimes and he considered the Traveler from another world a nice companion. However, he had no excuse for why he spent his down time with the director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor as much as he did.

Nor did he have an excuse for why they had broken into Zhongli’s apartment and were rifling through his things.

“Director Hu,” he hissed as she opened up a dresser drawer and began searching what seemed to be a shirt drawer. “I put up with many of your antics, but this is going too far.”

She pulled her head up and her red eyes glowed mischievously. “But, Sir Alatus, you were the one with a key to the front door.”

“YOU PUNCHED IN THE WINDOW!”

“Tsk tsk, too many details. Now, help me find juicy things to hold over Mr. Zhongli’s head so that I can keep him from accepting commissions somewhere else. He’s too good for my business to lose.”

Xiao wasn't sure how to explain that the ex-archon had no plans to stop working at the funeral parlor and watched Tao shut the drawer and move to a small wooden desk covered in papers.

“Ooh, this is a fancy paperweight!” She lifted up a strangely shaped rock that glowed with Geo energy.

The adepti crossed the room and examined it. “It looks like a puzzle. Perhaps like that multi-colored cube Yanfei owns?”

Tao tossed the rock between her hands and looked over the ways the different rocks hooked together. This was child’s play for her. She could solve it in an hour tops. “Do you think he hides candy in here?”

Xiao took the puzzle and turned it over. His immortal eyes could easily pick out where the rocks needed to slide to unlock the center. “I believe the Lord of Geo would hold much more valuable things within this… whatever it is than sweets.”

She snatched it back and began fiddling with the locks and stone clasps. “Mr. Zhongli won’t be back from Ghuili Assembly until night, wanna find out?”

As much as the yaksha wanted to protest, the pleading look on Tao’s face and his own curiosity (which he blamed on Barbatos’ influence) won. They sat down on the floor and took turns sliding and unlocking parts of the strange stone. With each twist, the orange energy inside grew brighter and brighter.

It took them maybe thirty minutes to work a hole large enough in the stone to find the center. As Tao slid the last rock into place, the entire contraption began to vibrate and shot out of her hands. She squealed and Xiao’s hand shot out to pull his spear into existence. The sphere spun around in the air above them and became engulfed in the glow of pure Geo magic.

“What in Rex Lapis?” Xiao whispered and shielded his eyes from the light.

Tao grabbed Xiao’s spear arm and shook him violently while pointing at the floating thing. “Look, Gao-Xiao, look! It’s a person!”

“Huh?”

He opened his eyes and sure enough, the rock had vanished and where it had been floating now stood a young woman with long silky hair and a beautiful robe with billowing sleeves. She opened her eyes and Xiao was taken aback by how much the color resembled the petals of a Glaze Lily.

She blinked a few times and looked around. When she spoke, her words were soft and filled Tao’s heart with nostalgia like she had never experienced before. “May I ask where I am?”

Tao cleared her throat and let go of the adepti next to her. “You’re in, uh, Liyue Harbor?”

The woman smiled and turned her eyes to Xiao. “It is good to see you, Xiao. Do you remember me?”

He felt his throat go dry. Xiao let his weapon disappear and fell to his knees before her, biting his tongue to keep himself from making any noises. “My lady.”

She snorted playfully and tugged on his hair to make him stand back up. “Get up, you drama queen, since when have I ever required you to be so formal? So where is he? I do not feel Morax’s presence here.”

Tao reached over and tugged on her sleeve. “Yeah, hi, I’m Tao. I’m the director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor? Whomst are you?”

“My name is Guizhong, my little peach.” Her eyes were as soft as silk.

Hu Tao’s jaw dropped dramatically as her words came out as sputters. Xiao got back to his feet with wide eyes.

“But how can you be here? You…”

“Died? Yeah, that happens sometimes.” Guizhong fluffed her hair with a smirk. “Anyways, where’s Morax? I need to ask him why it took him almost four thousand years to unlock the Memory of Dust.”

“He’s, umm, Rex Lapis is out today. We are the ones that freed you, Lady Guizhong. Were you trapped in there for over three thousand years?” Xiao cocked his head to the side.

The god looked around again. “That seems to be the case, yes. I put a piece of my soul inside the Memory of Dust as a failsafe in case anything happened to me during the Archon War. So tell me, Xiao, what all has happened in my absence? Why are you not accompanied by the other yakshas?”

Xiao rocked back and forth on his heels uncomfortably and didn’t meet her eyes. Hu Tao stepped over and linked her arm in Guizhong’s. “I’m not sure I know everything that happened, but I can at least tell you what happened in the past month or so!”

~~~~~ “What a splendid meal! I swear, Mister Zhongli, we should enjoy such fine dining more often!” Childe wiped his face on a silk napkin with a wide smile.

Zhongli nodded and reached into his pocket to retrieve his wallet to pay for the food, but stopped. “Oh, well, this is certainly awkward now.”

“No Mora again? I took you for a working man.” The Harbinger winked and pulled out his own wallet. “You are lucky to be dining with someone as generous as myself.”

Childe leaned across the table and his voice dropped tremendously. “And of course, you understand what I require in return.”

Zhongli shook his head. “I’m not fighting you.”

The younger man laughed and fell back in his seat. “Such stubbornness! Oh how I wish to beat it out of you!”

“Perhaps I could treat you to some quality tea and more chopstick-using lessons instead?” The ex-Archon felt himself grinning.

Childe’s smile only grew. “Deal!”

The walk back to Zhongli’s apartment was pleasant. Zhongli quite enjoyed all of Childe’s stories from his childhood in Snezhnaya and because he was no longer duty bound to Liyue as its Archon, he silently promised to one day visit the icy country of the North.

However, all pleasantries fell away when they approached the front door and noticed that a window was smashed, the sound of conversation floating out into the air of the night. Childe smirked and pulled out his swords. “Looks like I’ll get my fight after all!”

Zhongli recognized one of the voices, but he couldn't place it. He pulled his key out of his coat pocket and unlocked the door quietly. They slipped inside and looked around for the intruders. However, Zhongli froze when he caught sight of who sat at his dinner table without a care in the world.

“And then, after this guy almost floods the entire city, Zhongli still asks him out to dinner!” Hu Tao laughed.

Xiao crossed his arms and grumbled from across the table. “It is as they say, ‘love is blind’.”

“I for one think this Childe man sounds pleasant. He certainly isn't any more dangerous than Morax’s other exes.” The second woman giggled.

Zhongli dropped his keys as Childe slipped behind him. “What’s this? A party for us?”

The yaksha gasped and jumped to his feet, bowing lowly at the hip. “My lord! Forgive the intrusion! I shall repair your window at once!”

Tao coughed loudly from her seat. “Simp.”

Guizhong slid out of her seat gracefully and stood before Zhongli. “Hey there, old timer.”

He crossed the distance between them and engulfed her in a hug. “Are you really here?

“Uh… yes? My question is why did it take you three thousand and seven hundred years to unlock the Memory of Dust?!” She hugged him back, but gave him a wicked pinch.

He let go and looked around. “It was an impossible puzzle--”

Xiao rubbed the back of his neck. “Director Hu and I solved it in half an hour.”

“And out popped the pretty god!” Tao grabbed a cup of tea from the table and downed it in a single gulp. “Oh, hi twink!”

“Hi yourself, shortie!” Childe waved at her from the doorway. “Anyways, can someone introduce me to this lovely woman here?”

She moved a gaping Zhongli out of her way to shake Childe’s hand. “Hi, I’m Guizhong!”

“Guizhong? As in the God of Dust? Nice to meet you, I’m Childe, but I also go by Tartaglia!”

Hu Tao moved over to Xiao and pinched his elbow, prompting him to hand her three Mora. “I told you they would hit it off.”

Guizhong turned back to Zhongli to see a tear streaking down his cheek. She frowned and grabbed his arm. “Oh no, Morax! Don't be sad! I’m back!”

“I’m not sad…” He examined every inch of her face. How could he had forgotten how kind her eyes were? “This may be the happiest day of my life.”

Childe cleared his throat loudly. “So… about that tea and those lessons you promised me?”

The ex-Archon remembered his existence. “Oh, right, my apologies, Childe. Do you still wish to learn how to use chopsticks?”

Guizhong gasped loudly. “You don't know how to use chopsticks?! It’s a good thing that I’m a god of wisdom! Xiao, get in that kitchen and find us some pairs to use at once!”

The adepti gulped and moved to follow her orders. “Yes ma’am.”

Childe was dragged to the table by the woman with the large sleeves and forcefully sat down. Xiao returned with chopsticks and Hu Tao took the seat next to him with a large smile.

As Guizhong began her instructions, Zhongli watched the scene unfold with deep emotions in his eyes. He had fantasised for centuries about what the Memory of Dust held within - that perhaps it was some sort of parting wisdom from his oldest friend, but this? Having a piece of her soul be trapped within it, waiting for him to unlock it?

He chuckled to himself, of course it would. That was how Guizhong’s fantastic mind worked.

“Forgive my interruption, but how did you two unlock the Memory of Dust? I tried and failed for almost four thousand years to solve the puzzle.” He glanced at his desk where the contraption would have sat.

Guizhong’s laugh was like bells ringing in his ears. “Morax, you old fool, you simply needed two people to solve it. To acknowledge that you need assistance is the most wise thing a person can do.”

Zhongli sat down in an empty chair and watched Childe drop his chopsticks to crack his knuckles. “Then I see that even I still have much to learn from you. I take it you will be returning to Juyuin Karst?”

She snorted. “Oh gods no! I’m staying with you, partner! You think I can afford to travel around whenever I want to? In this economy? No sir, you’ve just got yourself a new roommate and you can blame little Conqueror of Demons and your boss for that!”

[twstdreams]

Cooking with Cater!~

Happy Holidays @caters-simp! I hope you enjoy your gift!

Content warning: food, female!reader, Santa, festive holiday

“Do we have all the ingredients?” you ask while eyeing the piles of produce on the counter. The idea is to have everything spread out beforehand so you’re not missing anything and it’s all organized, but somehow this is looking a bit more like everything is categorized by aesthetic rather than mise en place.

“Yes! ♪” Cater confirms while taking a picture of the ingredients along with a grocery list with every single item crossed off, “Let’s caption this with a question! Guess what we’re making! #holidaycooking #cookingwithmygf #selfmadetreat”

You two had decided to cook at Heartslabyul rather than at your dorm Pomefiore, because you didn’t want Vil’s nagging if you ate a bunch of high caloric food. You’re sure he’d let you cook so long as you cleaned up and your dorm leader wouldn’t oppose festive meals, but you know he wouldn’t let you skip out on having to do extra exercise to make up for it.

“Let’s get started!” you announce. Cater comes up with a million ideas and you help bring them to reality and connect them to an outcome and that stays true for your festive dinner. Cater excels at multi-tasking and keeping an eye on the stovetop while remembering to set the timer for anything that goes in the oven. Cater helps out when cooking, making sure to dish out compliments as you work, but you can tell plating is his favourite part.

You leave the assembly of the charcuterie board to Cater as he sets up a picture perfect placement with your favourite meats and cheeses. You notice some spicy salami and habanero cheddar cheese, but you’re sure he chose a couple based on appearance. 

You roll the carrot slices into a rose and make sure to tie it together before basting it in chilli garlic butter in a pan. At the same time, you pan fry your steaks until one is a nice medium rare for Cater and another your preferred level of cooked. As you’re keeping a careful eye on the food, you feel Cater’s arms wrap around your waist.

“Time for a picture! We look so cute in matching outfits!~” Cater insists and you flash a smile before hearing the distinctive click of his phone camera. You admit your matching festive clothing is adorable, but you think the bright grins you both wear are more endearing “I’m going to caption it ‘Cooking up a feast!’ Now to choose some emojis full of feeling!

A streak of spicy aioli decorates the plate before you carefully place the steak on top. Beside your carrot rose, and the impressive charcuterie board, it’s a delectable holiday feast! The two of you set the table and it looks good enough to be in a magazine. Napkins are folded to look like animals, cutlery is tied with a festive bow, sprigs of evergreen and berries are artfully placed on the table, and your favourite candles are lit. It’s a combination of your aesthetics, Cater’s trendy taste and your personal definition of beauty that you’ve refined at Pomefiore. 

“It looks so good! ♪“ Cater comments while taking a plethora of pictures. You take a picture of him while he aims his phone at you for cute matching images. More than the food, it captures the memory and feelings which will always be sweet to you.

“I’m hungry. Let’s eat now,” you insist and the two of you dig into the dishes. Small talk ensures, from your favourite new series, the classes you have next term, and so on. Nothing life-changing but it’s comforting all the same. You two take turns feeding each other fun combinations from the charcuterie board. The carrot rose is tender with a crisp outside and the steak is soft and the spicy aioli helps cut through the fattiness. By the end, your stomach feels like it could rival Santa’s.

There’s a mountain of dishes to clean between all the plating and cooking that took place the last few hours. You know it has to be dealt with but the question is when.

Will you:

Clean right away

Take a break, then clean when you get back

Clean right away route has been chosen!

“Come on, we better clean it now or else Riddle might get upset. Or worse Trey could get mad!” you exclaim. Riddle raging is nothing new but upsetting truly was a scary experience. The vice dorm leader might never raise his voice, but you would have to pay for your mistakes too.

“That’s true. Cay-kun doesn’t want to see Trey-kun’s angry side! Alright!” With an exaggerated wave of his wand and an uttering of a spell, your boyfriend has quadrupled, “Time to clean!”

Washing dishes is never fun, but it’s not so bad with Cater’s clones and festive music blasting in the kitchen. You definitely need some hand cream by the end, but it’s satisfying to see everything cleaned up and tidy.

“Oh wow, you guys did a good job,” Trey compliments while entering the kitchen. He looks a little haggard, you’re sure there’s been some kind of drama that you want no part of, but it’s not the first time you’re glad Vil is your dorm leader instead of the other options. 

“I made an extra cake, but I won’t need it anymore. You can have it, don’t worry it’s not that sweet,” he offers while handing you a classic yule log cake. 

“Oooh! ♪ I like moderately sweet cakes! Thanks Trey-kun!~” Cater chimes.

“Thanks,” you decide to not ask the story behind it but make sure to flash a bright smile, “We’ll enjoy it! Make sure to get some rest!”

“Have a nice winter break,” Trey replies. You cut into the cake to discover it’s a dark chocolate roll cake with coffee whipped cream filling. The sponge cake is airy and light with a hefty hit of cocoa, and the filling is whipped to perfection with the bitterness of the coffee balancing out the sweetness of the dessert. It’s dangerously addictive and you feel like you could eat it forever.

“Want some?” you ask as your boyfriend simply cuts you another slice without getting one for himself.

“Just watching you makes me feel full!” he insists but you roll your eyes.

“Try a bite, it’s only a little sweet,” you insist and feed him a bite of your cake. You can see the hesitation in his eyes, but nevertheless he appeases you and tries some.

“Oh, you’re right! This is so nice, I wish I could just spend the entire holiday with you,” Cater comments. 

“Someday, we’ll get to spend the break together,” you reassure. You don’t push the topic, but you mean it. You want to spend so many more holidays with Cater, make a million more sweet memories, but for now the thought stays as a wish in your heart. 

Clean later route has been chosen!

“I’m so full! I might just fall asleep and take a nap,” you say with an airy laugh.

“Oh! Look it’s starting to snow! So pretty ♪” Cater points out. Suddenly, you feel inspired and take his hand.

“Let’s walk off this groggy feeling. Besides, isn’t it nice to walk in freshly fallen snow? You can take some photos for Magicam too,” you suggest.

“Kay!~” He allows you to drag him outside, but he interlaces your fingers together so you know he’s not too against it. You take a casual stroll through the campus, and Cater knows all the picturesque spots. You enjoy talking about everything and nothing, but it also feels rewarding when you two simply walk in comfortable silence without any pressure to fill in the gaps.

Unfortunately, all good things come to an end and when you see a fuming Riddle in the kitchen, you know you’re in for it.

“The kitchen is a mess! You broke rule number ...” and it is at this point you tune out the annoyed dorm leader, his face isn’t red so you know it’s not that bad, but give Cater’s hand a squeeze and a rueful smile. The punishment dolled out is cleaning the kitchen without magic, just like the Queen of Hearts or something you ignored whatever logic Riddle applied to it, and you have to rewrite the rule 50 times.

“Sorry,” you whisper and Cater just groans. 

“I never want to wash another dish again!” Cater announces. You pepper his face with kisses as an apology and you see a smile peek through.

“Let’s head to my room,” your boyfriend suggests. And well, if his clones were the ones who completed the punishment of rewriting the rules as you enjoyed a make out session, no one needs to know.

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Icy Is The Avatar Of High School; The Essay

I would like to begin this essay with a song. While reading this essay keep in mind that Icy has the exact same energy as this song which (imo) embodies prep & jock with a touch of nerd. No goth tho, press f in the chat.

Wow I put way too much into this. I hope y’all love it.

Okay so lets get into this! We will begin with the obvious one, goth:

*Gestures to all of the snow*

Edit: that was supposed to say show but snow works too.

Next we will talk about Jock.

So think of your typical jock. A stereotypical jock has a few qualities; reckless bravery and determination, large ego, usually at least kind of an asshole, doesn’t know when to quit, craves them gainz, and makes impulse decisions. 

Icy is definitely a very brazen person. It takes balls (and a large ego) to get banned from your campus and then very boldly strut back onto said campus in the middle of dinner while the whole school is assembled. She looked at Lord Darkar, shadow phoenix of the underworld and was straight up like, “yeah, whatever dude.”  Dude is such a jock word. 

So onto determination! Okay look, we have like 7 whole seasons of her trying to take over the world. She was arrested, what? 5 times? She literally doesn’t know when to stop. Give up??? Who’s that??? 

I feel like the large ego thing also speaks for itself she is constantly talking about how she deserves to be Darkar & Valtor’s main witch. She is well aware that her plans are usually fantastic. She just exudes an I’m better than you energy. It’s in her posture, her gestures, her tone of voice. Icy is absolutely certain that she is the shit and in the 4kids version one of her demands to the professors was to stand before the student body and say, “Icy rules, Icy’s the greatest.” *Spoiler alert* she is. I promise that she is not holding me hostage. 

Which brings me to the next point, getting dem gainz! Your average jock is at the gym, drinking protine shakes, and building muscle! While Icy is not in a gym trying to get 6 pack abs, she 100% chases them magical gainz! The dragon fire is just a really hot protine shake.  

In the 4kids version, upon overrunning Cloud Tower, she addressed the student body by welcoming them to her pep assembly. Ya know who else likes pep assemblies? Football jocks. 

Also that whole scene in episode nine (Spelled) where she rallies up the witches and they all chase Musa. That’s like the goth equivalent of getting the entire football team to chase after the nerd (or a member of the rivaling team).

And let’s not forget the ‘nerd run’ from season two where she rode this dinosaur thing and chased Timmy, the stereotypical nerd type. (It’s funny because she doesn’t know that she’s a nerd too). 

Okay so now that we dug deep into jock, it is time to discuss Prep!

I tend to use prep & always wears pink, blonde, mean girl interchangeably. But wiki says; Characteristics of preps in the past include a particular subcultural speech, vocabulary, dress, mannerisms and etiquette, reflective of an upper-class upbringing. Both definitions hold up in my book. 

So we’ll start with wiki’s. Icy (depending on whether or not we’re going with the season 8 retcon) is from an upper-class upbringing. Tbh she’s like Stella but a witch.  Icy is Stella’s goth phase and that’s why Stella fears Icy because she knows that that’s what she could be. I feel like Icy also has the most preppy dress style of her sisters.  Also pretty sure preps are known for being over-achieving perfectionists. Icy was actually pretty good with her academics. 

As for the Regina Gorge type prep; Icy is totally your classic mean girl bully, but make it witchy. I really think that this speaks for itself. It sings for itself too in 4kids OST. One of the lyrics in the Mean Girls song is that they will steal your boyfriend and trash your makeup. If that doesn’t scream prep, Idk what does. 

She reads them magazines. I don’t remember which one but I do remember her mentioning that there was a question posed in said magazine about ‘what would you do if you took over the world’ and apparently she wrote, ‘you’ll find out soon enough, loser’ and sent it in. 

Loser, pixies, nerds, dweebs. Icy has a whole list of mean and petty insults to put in her burn book. Like bye girl. 

Literally all of the Miss Magix contest. That is peak mean girl shit. The Trix literally went to a beauty pageant for the sole sake of making everyone look stupid and to trash on everyone’s fashion and makeup. On top of all of that she did that just because Lucy agreed to do their homework for ???? amount of time. Let’s be real, it was a life sentence.  

Now, the moment you’ve been waiting for! Nerd!

Literally every time she calls anyone a nerd or a loser I wheeze because, girl, check yourself! Prior to getting kicked out (for being a dumb jock), it is heavily implied that Icy, Darcy, and Stormy were at the top of their classes. Like these three were Griffin’s best students. And I am inclined to believe that Icy was thee top student. This woman was an overachiever whether she wants to admit it or not. 

Icy is the plan person. She’s the one who keeps the Trix on task. Though Darcy exudes ‘group mom’ energy, Icy is usually the one to snap at them to stay focused. She’s the organized one  and the one who seems to do most of the scheming. That takes some deep thinking and brain power. She knows how to summon monitors, banish trolls into oblivion, astral project into virtual reality using voodoo dolls, summon nightmare monsters, and summon an army of rot. Like how does she know all of this?  Studying. I almost said that I have no proof except in the Winx comics (this one) she is seen venturing to the library to research dark magic and spells. 90% she has done some extensive research and reading into all of these things because I highly doubt that Cloud Tower teaches things like summoning the army of decay. That was all down time research because this nerd enjoys learning about dark magic. Ya know who else enjoys reading and learning? Nerds. I know, I’m a nerd who loves reading and learning. Just because she likes learning about ~cool~ thinks like dark armies, doesn’t mean it’s not a nerdy quest to know everything about the subject she knows. 

Speaking of which (lol get it, witch), Icy also knows about history. She was the one who told Bloom all about what happened to Sparks and all about the coven. Why? Because that knowledge is floating around in her brain and she chose to retain it. I have a feeling her knowledge of history goes beyond the coven and Sparks too because she also knew that the Ring Of Solaria had fragments of the dragon fire.  She knows too much about this shit. 

I think that her nerdiest moment though, had to be when she solved that riddle at Red Fountain to get the codex. Like you have to have brain power to solve a riddle with the added pressure of being surrounded by your foes on enemy territory. In general her nerdiness just bled through in that season because she was snatching those codexes left and right. 

Also lets get into the fact that she (especially in the comics) has a tendency to humiliate herself, whoops. She managed to get her own (and Darcy & Stormy’s) memories erased, she got them trapped in an avalanche (and then dated a fellow nerd for two seconds and pretended like she didn’t hate it), and she is constantly pulling ‘we’ll be back’ speeches every time she gets defeated. Like seriously this is the evil equivalent of ‘lol I meant to do that’ or ‘haha, that didn’t happen, you didn’t see anything.’ And then she will make her next attempt as if she had never gotten defeated at all. Because losing is for losers and Icy ‘totally isn’t’ a loser. 

And honestly what’s more nerdy then prattling off your entire evil plan? Like this is her trying to flex her intelligence. 

Let’s not forget how she had her nerdy fangirl moment. She simped for Darko for like two or three whole comics. Like full on simping over here. If she could have bought a T-shirt with Darko’s face on it, she would have. Bonus, he was her childhood crush.

And finally, I am also very  inclined to believe that Icy is the fake it until you make is sort. With her it’s all about presentation. The only thing that saves her from being an obvious nerd is confidence. I touched on this with the whole ‘you didn’t see anything’ bit. But legit, pretty much everything she does would be kinda nerdy if she didn’t make it look good. 

Please feel free to add if you think that you have more examples of Icy being a nerd.