#simple task

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[stormyweirdo]

My favourite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say No while doing it

[a-ladyofwar]

I just started Starstruck Odyssey, the intrepid heroes have made at least 3 god awful decisions accompanied by hilariously terrible rolls that have/will seriously alter future events and I’m not even halfway through episode 4? This might actually be my favorite campaign now

[joenateuser]

Dylan Efron | Can’t speak well but I smell good (via instagram)

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Alucard/Adrian with a s/o who's a polymath (she's a writer, an inventor, a spokeswoman, a scientist, etc.)?

"I don't know how you stand being with them." Alucard turned to look at Trevor. Confused by his unwarranted incredulous thought. "How can you stand being with someone so...perfect?"

The dhampir shrugged. "They aren't perfect."

"Damn near." Trevor countered. "I mean, I get it. Sypha is way smarter than me. But to have them be better at everything than you? That just sounds rough."

"There are bowls of fruit that are smarter than you Belmont." Alucard retorted. "And, they aren't better at everything."

"Name one thing."

"Dinner is ready!"

As if on cue, [Y/N] came into the room with a big smile and a big pot. Trevor saw Alucard straighten his shoulders. Steeling himself, in a way, and he couldn't understand why. Then, when the pot of what he assumed was .....soup?...was sat down in front of him, he could understand why. "Good gods...."

"Thank you darling. Could you get us some napkins please?"

"Sure!" [Y/N] beamed at Alucard before flittering off to get some. After dishing out the 'soup' of course.

"What the hell's even is this? Is that a fish head?!"

"They said something about making a roast earlier." Trevor's head whipped around as they watched the half-vampire poke at some manner of vegetable with a stoic look. Particularly stoic given that it looked like it could bite back. "I guess it went awry."

"I can't eat this. I don't think I could survive it."

"Hmmm.... it's a possibility. I've had a few close calls. Your human constitution may not make it."

"How did this even happen?? I mean...they can nearly do alchemy and handle your science magic. They make medicine! How can they fuck up a soup??"

"Ours is not to question why."

Trevor rubbed his face. Partly out of frustration. Partly to hide the look of it and smell. "You're not really going to eat this are you? I mean...you guys are messing with me, right."

"I can assure you they are not."

"And you're really going to eat this? Like, seriously?" Alucard picked up his spoon and seemed intent to do just that. "Why??"

"Because they try."

Trevor was surprised by the comment. Then he felt like a real heel. Someone had gone through all the work of making him food and he was complaining about it. How quickly he forgot about those days of hunger outside their company. They tried. He should at least try what they made in return.

Picking up his spoon as well, Trevor looked at the bowl and said a little prayer to all the saints he could remember. "It helps if you don't look directly at it." Alucard commented. Before they both tucked in and hoped (prayed) for the best.

[fairycosmos]

i hate how 1 task is actually 100 micro tasks

[rusty-courage]

by the way if you're at twitchcon and you haven't gotten a secret task from me yet come find me tomorrow!! I've been doing secret tasks and giving prizes if you complete them; I got a little overwhelmed at how many people were at the panel so I didn't do any while I was there but I still have plenty to go!

[theshadowrealmitself]

Just a reminder to anyone with kids, your small children do not have the same basis for things that you do! There’s a good chance they aren’t trying to be rebellious, they just simply have no idea what you’re telling them!!

When I was small, I used to get in trouble all the time for not “walking in the crosswalk”, I had no fucking idea what a crosswalk was, the lines on the ground didn’t stick out at me, and when I tried to walk right by the adults because surely being right next to them would be the right answer, it put me outside the lines and just upset them further (also going nonverbal when stressed and having a face that doesn’t properly show emotion didn’t help me out)

If you tell your kid to do something that seems really easy to do to you, and they don’t listen, try phrasing it in a different way, instead of “walk in the crosswalk”, try pointing out the two lines on the ground, and let them know to walk in between those lines!

(Separate from the crosswalk thing, but also sometimes if it seems like your kid is being rebellious for “no reason” and they have older siblings, just,, make sure their siblings didn’t prank them by giving them false information)

[cenobi-ravioli]

“A simple screenshot redraw shouldn’t be that hard, right?” -my dumbass

[gomzdrawfr]

a purely self indulgent comic of me visiting the 141 and gifting them present

Gaz - Camera

Ghost - Baymax

Price - Christmas baked goods

angst and mcd ahead :3

Soap - candy cane dagger and bluebells

good night and happy holidays folks

[teddybeartoji]

i can't believe you have to eat every single day like wdym i just did that yesterday???????????????????????

[avonsnumberonefan]

10 - draping a blanket when the other is sleeping

continuing this thing!! but it'll be a bit different in style since I've decided to use it to pick how I'm going to draw the future fancomic. lineart allows for a quick color filling, I'm going to see if I can go straight to it from a rough sketch!

[grape-jucie-dog]

This randomly popped into my head, and I absolutely HAD to write it.

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"What do you want?" Athena frowned as soon as the door closed, not needing to look up from her scroll to see Aphrodite standing by the entrance.

"You're the goddess of handicraft, I need you to fix this tear in my dress! Ares and I are going out, and you're the only god I know who can fix this quickly!" Aphrodite lifted up the pink cloth in her hand, walking over and practically shoving it into Athena's face.

Athena sighed, rolling up her scroll and patting around her bed. Aphrodite watched as the redhead got up and looked under her bed, the sheets, the pillows, everything.

"What in Hades are you looking for?" She watched as Athena looked through her books and scrolls, searching through the plant leaves.

"Hm, I must've dropped it somewhere around here..." Athena stood in the middle of her room, putting a hand to her chin, looking deep in thought.

"Dropped what?"

"The fuck I was going to give you," Athena turned to face Aphrodite, a mock look of exasperation on her face. "I can't seem to find it. Oh well..." She shrugged, going back to her scroll, ignoring the shocked and offended look on Aphrodite's face. "Now get out. Go find a different dress."

[aurosoulart]

I have officially finally tentatively began designing my new Twitch overlay

we are 1% closer to resuming art streams again 🎉

[8o8o8o8o8]

[opalsiren]

you know those montages in movies about abled folks who are in the process of getting their shit together? the ones where motivational music is played, and we see our main character finally spruce up their cv to apply to a bunch of jobs, or lace up their running shoes for the first time in months, or clean their entire house from top to bottom?

i want a version of that for disabled/chronically ill people where the motivational music starts to play, but minutes later our disabled character is splayed out on the sofa with their heating pad, defeated by whatever task they were attempting to accomplish. give me upbeat music record-scratching while our disabled main ends up on the floor after trying to do a load of laundry, or is bedridden from the most gentle stretching imaginable, or tries to complete their essay and gets halfway through before the brain fog is practically palpable. that would be very relatable to me personally