#simple instructions

[spitchwitch]

This is so good 😁

"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

[yorkshire-rockchick]

How to make custard according to the cookbook. Even I can't mess this up

[tj-crochets]

Blorbo pattern is below the read more! Based on this post by @thewiglesswonder

Sew the darts on the two Blorbo body pieces

Sew the two Blorbo body pieces to each other, right sides together (sew the curved edge, and leave the straight line at the bottom unsewn)

Sew the Blorbo body base to the bottom of the Blorbo body pieces (pin it well, with the front roughly in line with the dart on the front half of the body; this does not have to be precise, Blorbo can be a little irregularly shaped, it’s fine). Leave an opening for turning of a few inches left unsewn, turn the body right side out

Put two leg pieces right sides together and sew the side seams (leave the top, where it attaches to the body, and the bottom, where it will attach to the foot, unsewn). Repeat with the second leg.

Pin a foot piece to the bottom of a leg, with the front of the foot roughly lined up with the seam at the front of the foot. Sew around (this can be a little tricky, it might be easier to hand sew than to machine sew this part). Repeat with second leg and foot. Turn legs right side out through the opening at the top of the leg

Finishing:

Embroider the face, either before step 2 or after step 3

Stuff the body at any point after step 3, after embroidering the face

Sew the opening for turning in the body closed

Stuff the legs after step 5. Tuck the seam allowance at the top inside the leg; I ended up tucking about ½” of fabric in instead of ¼” to make the leg a bit shorter, but if you are using an extra fluffy fabric you might want it closer to the ¼”

Pin the legs in place on the front of Blorbo and ladder stitch around the base of the leg

You’re done!!! Enjoy your new blorbo, and if you post it on tumblr I’d love to be tagged @tj-crochets (that’s not a requirement for using the pattern, you do not have to do it, I just love seeing things people make from patterns I wrote)

[deluweil]

Dear Bummies,

My buddie posts are not directed at you.

That is why they have the #buddie and not any other tag, even he who's name will not be tagged so you ppl don't get your panties in a twist isn't tagged, just so we wouldn't god forbid insult your sensitive-ass sensibilities.

So do not read or comment hate on my posts!

I will repeat

DO NOT READ OR COMMENT HATE ON MY POSTS!

Block me, like I do you!

I will not even tag that BT ship because I know you will see it on our buddie tag, I mean you go on there on purpose right?

It's rhetorical, of course you do.

Leave us alone in our delusion and focus on your own.

That hater is blocked, this is a forewarning.

I don't care what you think, don't tell me, just block me.

[pianokantzart]

When the recipe actually has the ingredients listed in the order they are used

[simplyscandiknitting]

Green Cloth / Towel

Time: About 120 minutes or 2 hours.

(beginners should expect it to take longer)

Video: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

Material used: Cotton, 3 1/2 needles. (I like my cleaning towels loose, size 2 1/2 or 3 needles will make them tighter.)

Pattern:

Cast on an uneven number, this one is 41 stitches.

Knit 6-7 rows.

Knit 4, then purl, X *[knit, purl, knit], purl, knit last 4.

Do this for about 45 rows.

Knit 6x7 last rows.

Finish off and weave in ends.

[fisherrprince]

table :)

[humandisastersquad]

ik we joke about this website’s piss poor reading comprehension but tbh anyone who works with the general public knows that the level of comprehension and commitment to actually understanding others is pretty damn shit in general

[brittlebutch]

the “stop using condescending/infantalizing tones when talking to autistic people” is one of those conversations where i Definitely understand the core concept and don’t disagree with it in any way but also i do personally find that shit kinda hot. sorry. sorry to be a bad advocate but actually you Can talk to me like i’m a weird stray puppy bc i enjoy it

[my-unorthodox-life]

made a metric fuckton of honey butter and simple syrup for various baking and eating needs, still have to deep clean and make the treats i'm bringing to work but im counting this as a win

[justmwahstruly]

humans your molly

silly option don’t look teehee

/nf

oh you thought it was fun silly huh

conned. scammed. b a m b o o z l e d . /ref

[paradoxlemonade]

When is it socially appropriate to throw your group mates in a college group project out of the airlock

[his-tamine]

NO IT ISN'T! :D "MDNI" means ALL minors DNI, my friend. Idc if you're even just months younger than I am, this is still a nsfw blog, so it's still illegal and even aside from that, still makes me wildly uncomfortable! Please do not come back! ^_^=

[coquelicoq]

my grandmother asked me today if i could use an extra fan and actually i can because one of mine is broken so i was like yeah that would be great! so she gave me this extremely straightforward little model (you plug it in and then use a single knob to switch between off, low, medium, high) and THEN she said, hold on a minute, i'll give you the instructions manual. like girl i know how to turn a knob...this is made even worse by the fact that she had already demonstrated the operation of this fan to me the day before (which also was unnecessary because it's literally one knob) 😭💔

[michellemisfit]

I appreciate there is a lot going on in 02x02 Summer Loving.

Ian is worrying that his lack of geometry skill will mean he won’t get into West Point

Frank shares his wisdom that it’s not worth trying to better yourself, instead you should just move on and focus on something you’re good at.

Mickey is criticising Ian for the lack of leadership skill demonstrated in failing to get Frank to pay for his purchases.

Fandom is - understandably - preoccupied with Liking what I like don’t make me a bitch.

But just for a moment… can we focus on Ian’s complete and utter failure to retain information for longer than 45 seconds?

Linda asks for a cheese sandwich, cheddar without mustard.

Lip interrupts and asks for Ian and Mickey’s help loading some cases of pop.

When Ian returns to the front desk this is what he brings with him…

This complete and utter lack of attention to detail may be more of a problem in the army… 😆

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Okay, editing this to give Ian a break, because it seems that Linda asks for ‘cheddar with hot mustard’, so good on him for getting that right. However my way is funnier! haha

[leconcombrerit]

I haven't been drawing cause this bad bitch is taking all of my time it's been hours I can't seem to stop till I run out of glue