#simp toge

[togoldlilya]

The piano is over here

beautiful music starts filling up the room as her fingers delicately fly over the keys, expertly turning the page when she reaches the end. "tsuna tsuna natto!! ikura shouyu!!" the boy seated next to her exclaims eyes wide in wonder.

"that was nothing, here let me teach you something simple" she brushes off his praise, placing his hands on the keyboard herself. "places your fingers here and follow which ones i press down" she instructs before pressing a series of keys.

"shake" he sounds determined as he slowly copies what she just played. nodding she plays the same thing again which he more quickly plays. moving to a different tune he struggles to move quite as gracefully as she does.

"very good! now we'll play a basic song, just keep following me" he blushes slightly at her casual praise not expecting it. he struggles to repeat what she played, pouting heavily. she suddenly gets up, going to stand behind him. she places her hands over his, leaning over his shoulder as she does, hair tickling his bare arm. she plays the same bar again, pressing his fingers into the keys but he can't focus. she smells so good, like lavender and cherries, making his brain fuzzy. "are you listening to me toge?" he shakes his head, snapping out of his daze. turning to look at her he can't help but stare.

"huh?" he intelligently says, mind far far away by now. raising a hand she turns his face back to the keyboard. playing the same bar yet again and toge still cant focus. how can she expect him to learn with her so close to him like this! touching hands, soft hair draped over him, softly humming how the tune is supposed to go. how is he supposed to think about anything but her? he feels his heart fluttering in his chest at her actions unable to move away from her.

"we'll work on this later" her low voice makes him shiver, straight up squeaking when she sneakily presses a peck against his cheek. she's gone before he can even comprehend what had just happened, wishing she had stayed there, close to him, forever.

[rab1darachn1d]

dear jjk fandom,

alot of the characters are minors

yes that means maki

yes that means megumi

yes that means nobura

yes that means inumaki

stop making sexual or suggestive content you fucking freak those are 15-16 year olds

with warm regards sincerely, Rab1dArachn1d

[kohhomaru]

Would u draw something w ino

I believe you mean ino as in Inumaki? If so I WOULD if I wasnt stinky lazy, im sorry 😔

Have my unfinished sketches that I mashed into one

I also made this a while ago in ms paint, it is fun to redraw panels 👍

[simpee9000]

Simpee - 18 - she/her

!mature content!

Ho(rny)peless romantic who's hardly felt the touch of a man, so I resort to reading it. And writing it. Sometimes. Taking requests, but I can't promise anything :) Feel free to message me <3

m.list ~ recs Twitter ~ Wattpad ~ A03 ~ who I will write for is in the tags <3

[batmenstrualcycle]

in honor of the new chapter, yuki tsukumo (buff mommy milf queen hello) x reader

YESSSS STAN YUKI🤩

also since tomorrow is literally December i might as well write a Christmas themed fluff &lt;3 also im assuming u want fem reader cuz mommy yuki😍 but if u want me to change it to gn reader i can lol

paring: Yuki Tsukumo x Fem!Reader

genre: fluff lol

warnings: none i dont think lol

yes u and yuki are kissing under the mistletoe and i cant write kissing scenes for shit😀

Mistletoe Hung Where You Can(t) See

You stood right next to the door frame that you didn't know had the mistletoe right above your head. All your other friends, Nobara, Yuji, Megumi, Yuta, Maki, and several others along with your old teacher were on the furniture in Gojo's living room, telling jokes and stories as each hour passed by. (The party started at 4:30 for that exact purpose.)

Soon enough midnight was about to roll around, and nobody seemed to be ready to leave yet. But, he is who he is, and Gojo demanded that everybody find a partner (if you didn't have one, then just kiss your hand) and kiss next to every mistletoe in his mansion. You, on the other hand, had no idea he'd placed that mistletoe on the door frame you were standing at since he knew that's where you liked to stand during hangouts since being in too close proximity of a bunch of people was not at all your thing.

As you were about to take a sip of your hot chocolate, you felt another presence standing right next to you. Yuki Tsukumo, one of the few people besides you, Nanami, Shoko and Maki that wasn't wearing a god-awful Christmas sweater. You glanced over to the side and noticed that she was in grey sweatpants and a black t-shirt. You didn't know how she wasn't freezing since it was basically Sub Zero outside, and even with the fire and the hot chocolate, the wet cold air still clung to your body.

"Good evening, Yuki." You said quietly before taking a sip from the red mug in your hand. You did like the color red, but not during Christmas time. And Gojo hid every single mug in his house and replaced the normal ones with Christmas themed mugs to drive everyone who went over here crazy.

The blonde haired woman looked over at you with a smile. "Evening, Y/n. I see you aren't with the others." You rolled your eyes at her statement, "Good observation." You grunted, earning a chuckle from her. While everybody was scrambling to find a partner to kiss around the mistletoe, you enjoyed your peace and quiet here by yourself, even with Yuki standing right next to you. Though you wouldn't really call it peace and quiet, the Christmas music blasting through the house was almost giving you a headache.

You took another sip after blowing on the beverage. "I didn't really think you're the type of person to go to Christmas parties?" Yuki asked, now with her back leaning against the door frame. You shifted your gaze over to her. "I always go, it's just this is probably your first year that you're here for Christmas in Tokyo." You said while setting the mug in your two hands. She chuckled, folding her arms. "Shush. I like taking breaks, too." She said, smiling. Rolling your eyes, "That break just so happens to be every year on Christmas." You took another sip. She lifted a brow and smiled before tilting her head lower. "And why does it matter to you?" She asked in almost a teasing tone. You frowned before turning to her with your back against the door frame as well.

"It doesn't matter much to me. Just like seeing a friend here for Christmas." You mumbled before partially hiding your face behind the mug. Yuki took the time to glance upwards and notice the mistletoe with a smile. You didn't notice as you were busy staring at the floating marshmallows in your drink.

"Your cheeks are red," She pointed out, staring at your tinted cheeks. You frowned as you felt your cheeks heat up even more. "It's because of this damn hot chocolate." You grunted in response. She chuckled again before slightly leaning closer to you. "Yeah right. I'll bet you anything it's not." She teased. You lifted a brow, "What other reason would it be, then?" You shot back, slightly raising your voice. She perked up her eyebrows playfully and shuffled her hands in her pockets. You huffed before looking back at the happy crowd in the living room. Everybody smiling, laughing (well, mostly everybody) and then there was just you.

Standing with your old high school crush.

She chuckled before replying, "Will I ever know before this night ends?" Both of you giggled after that. You glanced over at the living room to find Gojo standing on a table and clapping his hands.

"Alright, everybody! Midnight's just a minute awayyy! Hope everybody found their partners!"

"Gojo, you literally don't have one!"

"SHUTUP!"

You and Yuki both chuckled again at his reaction. "You got a partner?" She asked, turning back to you. You looked at her. "Pfft. I'm standing here alone with you. Do you think I have one?" You snickered before taking a sip from the mug. She chuckled before shrugging. "Never judge a book by its cover." She answered. You looked at her with a judging look, "Who even says that anymore? You nerd." You shook your head before taking yet another sip. You thought that Gojo could never cook for his own life but his homemade hot chocolate was one of the few exceptions.

Yuki took a pause for a minute.

"...I was wondering if I could be a suggestion for kissing under the mistletoe." She said quietly, flush painting her cheeks a deep shade of red. You looked over at her before most of everybody cheered and started making out near every mistletoe.

"What?" You questioned, looking up at the mistletoe before Yuki leaned closer, snaking her hand up to your neck and slotting her lips against yours. Your eyes widened at the contact and you almost dropped the mug. You were careful to set the mug down on a nearby table and not break contact with her.

You finally shut your eyes and wrapped your arms around her neck while her hands slid down to your waist, pulling you closer.

A few minutes later after everybody stopped sucking face, they all turned to you and Yuki still making out under the mistletoe.

"Hah! Would ya' look at that! Y/n finally got to kiss her high school crush after all!" Gojo chirped, pointing his finger at you. A moment later, you and Yuki both pulled away for air.

"You had a crush on me in high school?" She asked with a smile, resting her forehead against yours. You scoffed then chuckled, "Shut up. I just thought you were cute." You smiled before going back in for another kiss.

Everybody else in the room clapped and you and her. With a soft huff, Yuki pulled away for more air.

"Personally, I think we could move on from just high school crushes."

---

(me)

AHHHHHH yes this was written all in one night which means its not proof read

yes i went onto someone elses blog and read thru several christmas themed prompts cuz i was brain dead😀

anyways STAN YUKI🤩✊

[kingnewt]

Guys, I think I have a problem….

(I didn’t draw these btw, I just have an obsession)

[itsnotira]

We stand Inumaki here 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

CAN'T BE LEFT ALONE FOR A MINUTE..?

synopsis :: while he was getting you both drinks at a new classy bar that opened up a few days before, a strange and annoying man comes up to you and ruins your peace.

featuring :: gojo, geto, nanami, choso, toji, sukuna, megumi, yuji, inumaki

note :: i'm so so sorry for the late upload, i'm gonna be more active in the future or at least try to <3 enjoy the smau thoughh!!

credits! :: this work is owned by @k-aay on tumblr. please dont steal my work! (i do not proof read, sorry for any mistakes !!)

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: toji & inumaki as boyfriends

characters: toji fushiguro & toge inumaki

warnings: slight toji slander hehe, nothing else i think?

an: read gojo & nanami version HERE read yuji, yuta, and megumi version HERE

TOJI FUSHIGURO

lord he is too fine

i’m so sorry for the toji simps myself included

cause you have the most nonchalant boyfriend to ever exist

he’s one of the “babe relaaaaxxxx. it’s not even a big deal.” boyfriends

and that’s cause for toji…. nothing is ever a big deal

unlessssss *wink wink*

unless you happen to be in danger

bc then toji is doing whatever it takes to make you safe

and i do mean whatever it takes

don’t expect fancy dates that take a lot of effort

toji’s version of a “fancy” date is taking you to the food court at the mall

and by taking you i mean he walks with you there and then makes you pay for the food

broke ass

he doesn’t really care about pda

toji does what toji wants

if he wants to pull you into his lap in the middle of a meeting with a client?

then he’s pulling you into his lap tf

and you’re gonna sit there until the meeting is over

if he wants to stick his tongue down your throat in the middle of a park?

he’s finding y’all a nice comfy bench to sit on and he’s pulling you in to meet his lips

toji WILL go radio silent out of nowhere

sometimes you’ll go days

maybe even weeks

without hearing from him

he always turns back up though

he’s like the stray dog that you start leaving food out for that disappears and reappears at will

he’s got nicknames for dayyysssss

but you never know what context he’s using them in

for example:

princess (derogatory)

brat (affectionate)

yeah anyways 10/10 would let him treat me like shit

TOGE INUMAKI

*sigh* he’s so baby girl sugarplum gumdrop angel face pookie bear handsome boy

so uh let’s address the obvious here…

mans can’t physically converse with you

BUT

inumaki is 100% the best of the jjk boys when it comes to communication!!

whether y’all talk using sign language, texting, a dry erase board, etc.

he is great when it comes to discussing feelings/ problems/ literally anything else

just uh… not verbally

now jjk usually portrays gojo and yuji as comedic relief

but inumaki? is a CLOWNNNNN

swear

i just know he’s funny asf

his facial expressions have to be top tier

and just imagine everybody having a lil sorcerer meeting. everybody is super serious and then you just hear “tuna mayo” come from the corner

bruh i would not be able to contain myself i would laugh til i cried

inumaki is stage 5 clinger!!!

bro is so open with the pda

he uses pda as an excuse to show you off brag

he spots some guys eyeing you from across the street?

he’s slipping his hand in your back pocket, giving you a lil squeeze and shooting them a smug smirk

and he is SMOOTHHHHH

bro can’t even speak to you but everything he does is so smooth

ong his rizz is top tier

as for nicknames…

since he can’t say normal words I like to think he’d find the name of a food that he can call you as a replacement lol

ex. when u blush he calls you out on it by poking your cheek and calling you “tomato”

boyyyy if you don’t find a cuter food name to call me

yeah i love him

[lale-txt]

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐂𝐇 (𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐱 𝐟!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) ❦ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟎𝟗: 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐝

♫ Devon Again - deep

It's not that It's not that deep You're just heavy on my mind when I'm falling asleep It's not- it's not that It's not that deep Just a shot to the chest every time that we speak

⭅ back to m.list

•┈••✦ 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝟕 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞

can we collectively scream into our hands please

if you think of Atsumu cooking, please just imagine a sim burning down the kitchen

Sakusa and Akaashi were there to prevent it thankfully

Bokuto found his pants in the dishwasher. how they'll got there is as mysterious as his college degree

the trio of Suna, Yukie and Makki did NOT sleep at all, but somehow they got lost at a funfair in the early morning hours (which was closed at that time but they broke into it)

maybe they'll get their bonus story at some point because it feels like their night needs to be told to the people

it was supposed to be Osamu's day off but he got woken up by a call in the morning from his staff

some of them had to call out sick, so he jumped in and y/n followed

y/n baked like five different cakes for the shop in the span of an hour ("what, like it's hard?")

Osamu feeling like in a fever dream because his whole bed still smells like y/n

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[bbmsxlene]

#🎸 - “#JEFFREYSTARS

this took so long for NO REASONS🤨🤨

IK YALL MISSED TOGE YUTA AND MAKI ‼️‼️

my girl y/n is LOSING her mind (same)

what do we think abt nanami…

i feel like he’s so ooc 😭

#ynisoverparty or #lizaisoverparty YALL TELL ME🔥

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[just-jordie-things]

Hear me out.. hcs/blurbs of jjk boys (Gojo, Toge, Megumi, Yuuta, and itadori? Though you can choose whatever fits! 🫶) with a smug/teasey gf? (or maybe b4 dating whatever u prefer) like being a total definition of ">:3c" lol

GOJO SATORU

adores it.

you're so feisty when you're flirty and he will match that energy

it made the stage before your relationship was official very fun, because you were not shy with how you felt about him

and uh i think that he'd be very turned on by it all

i think he'd really like it if you playfully walked your fingers up his chest- yk what i mean? that slow little tap tap of your nails climing up his shirt ooo i think he'd flusterrrr

FUSHIGURO MEGUMI

dear lord just have some mercy on him

he's never not blushing when he's around you

whether what you whispered in his ear was a sweet sentiment or the dirtiest thing he's ever heard, he's red. neck, ears, cheeks and all.

when you're alone he can dish it back a bit, i think megumi would have some rizz in private

but if you're around others, the ball is compeltely in your court. he secretly loves how much pda you give him but he definitely looks like he'll crumple to the ground at any given point

ITADORI YUUJI

simps for you. hard.

he genuinely had no clue if you actually liked him at first because it was just so common of you to get touchy and flirt a bit

(i mean, you'd address him as hot stuff every time you saw him but he's just a bit oblivious leave baby boy alone)

and how was he supposed to know comparing hand sizes was a casual flirt go to??

once you get together your affections only increase tenfold but yuuji will match the energy no problem.

you'd definitely do the "i love you more :(" "no i love YOU more >:(" fight but it probably ends in a make out sesh every time

INUMAKI TOGE

thinks you're just the cutest thing in the world

you'll playfully bite his arm or his cheek and he'll giggle and on some occasions you've even see him kick his feet

just wants to kiss you everytime you give him that cheeky little smirk

you make him for his quietness with how much you flirt with him and he adores it. sometimes it's smooth, and sometimes it's the corniest thing he's ever heard. but he loves it all the same.

please play with his hair, he needs physical touch. he does not care who's around, just touch it. he uses that expensive conditioner now just cause you said you liked the smell.

OKKOTSU YUUTA

like megumi, gets flustered easy

but that's just cause it's easy to make him blush. he's got no problem with pda and when you're together it's like a competition to see who will initiate first.

he's the most fun to tease. you like to graze your hand on his thigh or subtly drag your fingers over his abdomen when you're in a public setting just to make him squirm. always complete with casual cheek kisses

he retaliates by grabbing your ass in passing. or like texting you some of the nastiest fucking things you've ever read. he wants to see you get flustered but you always lock eyes with him with the most excited look on your face. you're a hard person to tease.

you call each other babe a lot. you definitely called him babe a lot before you got together, too. it's corny but he loves it

[lyzuha]

Jujutsu Kaisen

Who fell first and who fell harder

Warning : Mentions of Stalking

Gojo Satoru : You fell first, and harder

Because of His looks, it wasn't easy to not fall inlove with him. After knowing his personality and traits, you fell for him harder

Nanami Kento : You fell first, he fell harder

You fell inlove with him love at first sight from his appearance and his strong personality. Which made you wanting to grow closer to him.

(Extra : He fell harder for you, seeing how your hardworking skills to be with him and your desire to live in a place where it's peaceful like Malaysia, Kuantan totally stalker behaviour)

Inumaki Toge : You fell first, and harder

Inumaki has always been a kind individual. Eventhough he has limitations to his speech, He still finds a way to cheer you up with actions. Making you fall inlove with him.

Idatori Yuji : You fell first, he fell harder

Yuji is an honest man with no filter. But that just means he's truly a 'happy go lucky' honest person which made you fell for him.

Author : Notice how it always starts with 'you fell first'. That's because You're a simp reading this 🫵

[causenessus]

love notes

part 0.5. FIRE EXTINGUISHER MAN

"i can see you everywhere but we just go our ways pretend we don't know what is going on i've been into you for so, so long"

from hold me down by the simps, left in shinjuku, tokyo

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really stupid and short chapter LMAOOO but everyone needed a debriefing

the fire extinguisher is excuse is SO LAME but it was the first thing that came to mind and i rolled with it

omi's ominous text was osamu messaging his individually right before he pulled the fire extinguisher story out of his ass

he was just spamming omi like "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO WITH WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY PLEASE OR EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED PLEASE YOU HAVE TO"

honestly everyone's lives are so chaotic, bokuto's used a fire extinguisher before...like y/n's learned to just believe osamu's stories atp

i say timestamps don't matter and then usually pay attention to them anyway. but i don't want to be held responsible for the times i'm too lazy to care about them LMAO

the ride or die gc is like an every man for themselves warzone while the coffee enthusiasts gc is just everyone being in love with akaashi and making sure everyone's taking care of themselves <3 + kenma and y/n sibling banters

akaashi is so swamped in homework he literally zones out to those animal crossing pomodoro timers on youtube and ends up working through the breaks on accident anyway

atsumu and oikawa really stood up in the middle of a moving bus to hug it out in front of everyone on the way to the airport

me when i pick and choose when random other msby players come into the story <3 everyone say hi shoyo!!!

CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A LITTLE CHANGE IN THE COLOR SCHEMES OF LOVE NOTES!! just changing from green to a mauve pink <33 bc i realized how i can use fancy colors!!! i love lyrics thank u wyr again for being my life saver <333

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[sugudoe]

➥ ──── BARBIELAND ‼️ AND KEN. ღ

inumaki y/n is the older sister of toge, she is in her second year of college, majoring in journalism — says is because she loves gossip. her campus life is completely normal, nobody pays attention to her and she likes it that way, although on her social medias, is quite the contraire. she has gained a large amount of followers on twitter due to her unhinged sexual posts, and on instagram is all thanks to her friend kirara. y/n has been best friends with yuki and utahime since high school, she met kirara in college when they asked out of the nowhere for y/n to be their model, since then the squad has been formed with the addition of hakari, kira’s boyfriend. y/n’s ex boyfriend and her had been dating for four years, in which two of those were long distance, he broke up with her recently and she has been a pain in the ass for everyone with all the pent up energy.

utahime iori is a law student, at first she had no idea if it was the career path for her, until her friends reminded the girl of her love for arguing and winning. soon, she became number one of her classes! utahime is not found of new friendships at first, but when she does open to new people, she adores them, still, no matter how much they beg, kirara still can’t take pictures of utahime. the girl is a bit shy with cameras. besides her group of friends, she is close to her classmate hiromi higuruma, and it’s a big fan of him to date her friend, y/n. oh, fun fact, she is in love with shoko ieiri, who is friends with the people from campus utahime despises.

tsukumo yuki is a marine biologist student, she is often taking trips for the nearest beach, kirara soon to follow because they want to make her their model as well. yuki is very private with her instagram account, only uses it to show whatever she found at the beach or kirara’s clothes. on her twitter she prefers to let herself loose and post whatever is on her mind. whenever the group goes to the beach, they all have to play mermaid with yuki, no one dares complain. she is the one in charge of the trips after every semester, this year her plan is to take her friends to watch whales on an island or to go mountain hiking.

hoshi kirara is easily one of the most popular people on campus, since their first day at jujutsu tech, they have been calling attention. that is mostly because of their striking makeup at seven am and their self made clothes, after all, kirara is not a fashion student for nothing. they have been in a serious relationship with hakari ever since they transitioned in their second year of high school — no one has never disrespected them because everyone is terrified of hakari, and kirara totally uses that in their favor. kirara loves to make clothes for themselves and their friends, but they have an even bigger love for photography, that’s why everywhere they go, a camera is always near. on every social media, kirara is a hit, trendsetter.

hakari kinji is a simp, although for the looks of his blank face no one could tell. that’s until he opens his mouth, mentioning his partner is the first thing he does everyday. hakari had no idea what to do for college, so he followed his baby, and fortunately, he has a gift for fashion, his true love is modeling for kirara and dying his hair. he got into MIB by pure luck, Gojo Satoru thought he looked cool on the first year and asked him to come for the tryouts, kirara threatened him that if hakari became a frat asshole, they would break up — lucky for him, kirara ends up warming up to his new friends. thanks to MIB reputation and trending tik tok account, he gained a lot of followers on his social media, but since most are people desperate for him and his friends, he doesn’t follow or interact with them, specially on twitter, he only follows his friends.

✶ 𝐚. 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: all the appearances, specially reader’s, are just for reference, there is no fancast just pics with the characters vibes. you can imagine them as you please.

✶ 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭: please comment if you would like to be tagged. all the chapters will be linked in this post and with the first tag @minzxec @d3jecteddoll @shuuji71 @emilyywhyy

[kingnewt]

Sexy beast

[divinityandfanfics]

“One in Millions”

NEBULA

a/n: this is part 1 :3

blurb: “streamer gojo has millions of fans, and fangirls. when he announced a meet-and-greet, he spotted you in the crowd. eventually, falling in love and approaching you after the event is over.”

PART 2

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ STARRING: GOJO SATORU

WARNINGS: simping , questionable fangirls , swearing

REMINDERS;

☆ super famous streamer gojo

☆ female pronouns used for reader

☆ reader is just an ordinary fan of gojo

☆ like the DSMP, gojo is part of a gamer team named Jujutsu Kaisen

☆ non-curse au

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satoru didn’t have a clue on what streaming was,

before his bestfriend, suguru introduced him to it.

he thinks it was kind of smart.

recording without the need to edit it later,

with the only consequence being that you had to perform live.

suguru told satoru and their other friends (megumi, yuji, toge, and ryomen) about it too.

eventually, they all started a gaming group.

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satoru was a normal streamer.

play games, get paid.

and, it actually pays much more than he first expected.

so he continued.

he didn’t expect people to like watching a stranger play games in front of a camera live,

a very pretty stranger at that..

but if it pays well, it pays well.

at first, he got a couple hundred people watching his streams, due to him being part of the new gamer group.

satoru grew, both to appreciate his fans, and in popularity.

he was now the most popular in their group,

jujutsu kaisen.

the members,

suguru geto,

yuji itadori,

ryomen sukuna,

toge inumaki,

megumi fushiguro,

oh, and him, satoru gojo.

like suguru, satoru had many fans- and fangirls.

but his playful demeanor, and him not being very mature led to suguru getting more simps.

i guess personality does matter.

but, that’s not the point.

satoru still had fangirls, millions of them.

women flocked in his chat, going

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“omg gojo marry me!!1!1!!1”

“one chance gojo”

“JUST THE TIP GOJO PLSS”

“i would oil up for gojo tbh”

“gojo expand my domain like u did in that one fighting game🙏🏻”

“gojo my glorious gorgeous blue-eyed king”

“GOJO I LOVE YOU SM”

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he was used to it now.

he was a huge streamer, with a lot of simps.

the weird comments helped fuel his ego,

so he let them be.

he never did any of those boyfriend-experience type stuff, he thinks those are pointless.

suguru and ryomen did BFE, though.

as long as people simp for just his looks, voice or anything he does normally on stream,

he doesn’t need to respond with flirty messages.

so, he just played games that are popular or those that chat recommened him to play.

eventually, he hit 20 million subscribers.

he was filled with joy.

and suguru, catching up at 18.5 mil,

requested they start a meet-and-greet where the group would be up in a stage, answering random questions from fans.

satoru thought about it for a moment, before agreeing.

a meet-and-greet would be fine.

so, the jujutsu kaisen meet-and-greet begins next month.

satoru talked about it on stream, saying the other members will also be there.

everyone was hype,

and people can watch it at home.

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the time has come.

the time to meet fans in person has.

satoru and the other members went to the meet-and-greet.

the millions of fans were seated infront of the stage, and it filled the entire place.

the first up the stage was megumi, his fans screaming for him.

second, yuji, his fans cheering his name.

third, sukuna, his fans screaming his name.

next, toge, and his fans yelled for him.

then, suguru, and his fans started to yell weird shit at him.

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1 - “suguru daddy!!”

2 - “babygirl!!”

3 - “SUGURU I LOVE YOUUU!!”

4 - “I WANT HIM!!”

5 - “he’s so hot in person what the fuck”

6 - “girl shut your ass up im tryna record”

7 - “OH MY DAYS SUGURU GETO PLEASE MARRY ME”

8 - “not the full name LMAOO”

9 - “i need him biblically bro”

10 - “what the actual fuck (9’s name)?”

9 - “listen, hear me o─”

11 - “WOO GETOO”

12 - “GETO I LOVE YOUR VOICE!!”

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and all he does is wink at his audience.

and then, people started to squeal, waiting for satoru gojo himself.

the lights went out, replacing them with bright blue ones.

“whoever designed this wants to fuck gojo.” toge whispered to megumi.

megumi nodded at his comment, looking at satoru who was going to go up the stage.

the moment fans saw satoru’s feet land on the stage, they started making hella noise.

1 - “BITCH RECORD PROPERLY AND STOP SIMPING”

2 - “DADDY’S HOMEE!!”

3 - “gojo!!”

4 - “GOJO KEEP WALKING I’M SO CLOSE”

3 - “motherfucker what the fuck did you just say”

5 - “RAHHH GOJO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH”

6 - “SOMEONE PLAY HIS THEME SONG”

7 - “IS YOU SAY DADDY’S HOMEEE”

6 - “I SAID PLAY IT USHER SINGS IT BETTER”

7 - “FUCK YOU (6’s name)”

8 - “OH MY LORD GOJO I LOVE YOU!!”

9 - “GOJO COME HOME THE KIDS ARE WAITING”

10 - “SOMEONE RECORD THIS FOR ME”

and satoru started to chuckle, reaching the other group members as he strided across the stage.

11 - “OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

12 - “bro shut the fuck up”

13 - “don’t worry (11’s name) i agree”

“wow satoru, you really got bitches, huh?” sukuna asks.

“well, i mean, you and suguru have more than me.” satoru scoffs, fixing his sunglasses.

“no worries, satoru. you’re still the most popular, remember?” suguru pats his bestfriend on the back.

satoru fakes a pout, avoiding suguru’s gaze.

just then, one of the staffs climb up the stage.

“alright, quiet down everyone!”

“today, we will ask the famous group; Jujutsu Kaisen, some questions!”

“we will give everyone 10 minutes to submit their questions in this box, which will be distributed to each fans!”

“the fellas in the navy blue chairs are megumi’s, in the orange chairs are yuji’s, white chairs are toge’s, red chairs are ryomen’s, black chairs are suguru’s, and lastly, baby blue chairs are satoru’s!”

and the staff start distrubuting the boxes, paper and pens.

and they all start to write down questions.

after the 10 minute timer went off, the staff went to pick up the boxes again.

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“alright, let’s answer some of fushiguro’s!”

the staff with the mic signaled megumi to come closer to the center.

“so, fushiguro,”

“‘who was the man that walked in your room in one of your streams? he seems hot,’ by abby!”

...

“you mean my father?” megumi answered, mic in his hands.

the other group members laughed,

wait,

was his dad really that hot? (yes)

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“alright, question to gojo!”

and satoru confidently walks over the center.

“‘are you single? you look very attractive’ by melanie!”

“yes, yes. i am very single, and ready to mingle!” satoru winks over at his audience, and they start going crazy.

1 - “REALLYY?? MARRY ME THEN”

2 - “OH MY GOD HE LOOKS SO SEXY”

3 - “oh my fucking god he looks so good”

“hm, next question,”

“‘do you have any specific type, gojo?’ by.. oh! it’s by yuki-senpai!”

“yuki tsukumo, the famous streamer?” satoru asks.

“yes.”

“well, i guess i like girls.. who are kind, and affectionate. those who can support me even if i’m being a quote unquote, ‘little goober.’”

“with a very pleasant face that won’t make me vomit everytime i look at them!” he smiles.

the fans started to cheer, finally knowing satoru’s ideal woman.

“you didn’t have to make it so deep,” suguru let out an airy chuckle as he said that when satoru returns to the group.

“it’s true though.” satoru smirks.

“wow, and i thought you only cared about looks. i’ve been lied to.” suguru fakes a pout.

“blegh, wouldn’t want a pretty woman who only wants me for my money,” satoru chides.

“ehh, fair.”

satoru sat on his comfortable chair, watching the next question, which he assumed was for ryomen.

as satoru was eyeing the audience,

everything was chill,

until

he spotted you.

you were wearing a white t-shirt with a big jacket ontop, with some comfortable leggings on, headphones sat on your shoulders.

your backpack was nuzzled on your back, and you were seated on a baby blue chair.

you looked heavenly.

your pretty, doe eyes focusing on the stage.

your pretty plump, kissable lips.

you were perfect.

it almost made satoru drool.

“whatcha lookin’ at?” suguru spoke, snapping satoru out of his thoughts.

“nothing.” satoru shrugs.

“are you looking at a pretty woman that will possibly use you for your money?” suguru mocks.

“shut up, we don’t even know her yet.”

“so you were looking!” suguru laughs.

“ughh..” satoru takes another glance at you, before facing his friends, attempting to forget about you.

you were just another one of his manic fangirls.

another one of those women that will not hesitate to say the freakiest shit to ever come out of a human mouth.

satoru sighs,

butterflies flying in his stomach as he pictures your appearance in his mind.

he eyes the crowd again, searching for your face.

bingo,

found you.

“who’s that?” he mutters,

unfortunately loud enough for the black-haired fella to hear.

“what’s that, satoruu?” he cheekily said.

satoru gives up, letting suguru lean on his shoulder.

“who are you looking at?” suguru said, his face basically squished with satoru’s.

“that pretty girl right there.” satoru points at you, quickly taking his hand back.

“ooh, she’s pretty.”

“no shit, suguru.”

“well, maybe you should ask for her number? she’s a fan of yours!”

satoru lightens up.

right, you’re a fan!

and you’re sitting on a baby blue chair.

meaning..

you’re a fan of his!

(he was so mesmerized, that he forgot about it.)

“i’ll ask for her number later i guess..” satoru mumbles, pink tinting his cheeks.

“never saw you fall this hard for someone. nor fall in love in general.”

“well then now you have.”

“update me on how it goes later, alright?”

“i hate you, suguru.”

“yeahh, but you weren’t going to ask her if i never told you.”

“shut up.”

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“now’s your time, satoru.” suguru reminds his blue-eyed friend.

“i know.”

“what? because you were staring at her for the rest of the meet-and-greet?”

“what!? no! i’m not a creep!”

“uh-huhh..”

as the staff told everyone the event is over, but they can talk with their idols for the last time before going home if they want.

you stay seated in your chair, interacting with your phone.

satoru spots another girl seated next to you,

if he were to guess,

that’s probably your friend.

“(y/n)! did you see how gojo winked!? he was soo winking at me!”

“yeah, yeah. keep feeding your delusions, (f/n).”

“hey!” your friend scoffs.

“he’s a famous streamer, there’s a 90% chance he will never like you back.”

“10% is still big.”

“you’re insufferable.”

“c’mon (y/n)! you’re a fan of his too!”

“yeah, but i watch for the gameplay, not to get butterflies from his voice, or looks.”

ah, so you’re different.

you’re not one of those.. people.

you’re a normal fan, who watches for the gameplay.

finally.

satoru couldn’t say the same for your friend, though.

“c’mon (y/n)! let’s go talk to gojo!”

“ughh, fine.”

satoru shared a glance with his bestfriend, signaling you were coming.

suguru looked towards you, and told him to act normal.

satoru didn’t know how to do that, though.

the butterflies were starting to spawn in his stomach.

it almost hurt.

“hi! we’re fans!” he heard your friend speak.

“oh, hello.” he turned his head to the both of you.

he eyed you both, well, mostly you.

“greetings, my friend would like your autograph.” you handed out a notepad, with a pen.

“stop using deep words! it’s not needed!” your friend pointed at you.

“i’m talking to a famous streamer, of course i’m formal about it.”

“meh, i guess you’re right.”

satoru took the things you handed to him, writing his name on the cheap notepad.

“here you go.” he handed them back.

“thank you very much, my friend will definitely hug this all nigh─”

“thanks! thanks gojo!” your friend quickly put a hand on your mouth.

she took the notepad and pen, turning you around to leave.

“see, wasn’t so hard now, was it?” suguru smirked.

“suguru, my stomach hurts.” satoru confessed.

“that’s just the butterflies, ignore them.”

“when am i going to tell her?”

“shit, i completely forgot.”

“suguru!”

“chase after her, now!”

“alright alright─”

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you and your friend were already outside, you were waiting for your friend as you scrolled on your phone.

you heard the doors open, and you took a glance.

you saw satoru leave, whipping his head left and right,

like he was looking for someone.

he looked at you,

“there you are!”

huh?

he was looking for you?

“oh, uhm, hello?” you said.

“hi─ haha-”

“what do you need?”

“i need to ask you for something!”

you tilted your head in a sign of confusion.

“you─”

...

“your number!”

your eyes widen, was the satoru gojo asking for your number?

“well, do you have your phone with you?” you ask, turning your head to him.

“i─ yeah!”

you opened your hand toward him, signaling for his phone.

he placed it on the palm of your hand.

you put in your number, giving it back to him.

“th─ thank you!”

you heard the bathroom door open, your friend squealing as she opened it.

you turned your head to glance at her, and satoru quickly went inside again.

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“so, how did it go?” suguru asks.

“good, i got her number.”

“congratulations! you won’t die alone now.”

“suguru! we’re not even together yet!”

“yet.”

“i hate that you’re right..” satoru’s head drops.

“i do want to make her mine. it would’ve been easier if she was one of those fangirls, but i don’t want them, they’re weird and freaky.”

“just shoot your shot, you’ll get there eventually.”

“sigh, you’re right.” satoru looks at his phone, planning to call you later tonight.

LETS GO 🫶🏻 finally done with part 1!!

hope you enjoyed, because part 2 is also done >:)