#simon/oliver

[morinthou]

this is how you eat pizza

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[potato-lord-but-not]

some more Needles doodles, my favorite gay boys, and drew Gertrude, Simon, and Jane for the first time !! yibbee !!

[dcartcorner]

networking night

[purple-1995]

Imagine that boyfriend that is always the hornier one in the relationship. Imagine him being easily bribed with sex. He knows what you're doing. He knows you are using his high libido to manipulate him, but it feels so good that he doesn't care 🥵 Sometimes he tries to be strong and keeps denying you what you want, but it's only because he wants you to raise the bribe, you both know he will cave in the end 🤭 He can't resist you when you have your hand wrapped around his cock, or your tits on his face 🥴 He will do whatever you want and will not regret it later, thinking it was a good deal. You get what you want and he gets what he wants, which is you. Everybody wins 🤗

#Horny!Boyfriend

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Ollie has definitely made it his mission to make all of the Green Lanterns of Earth try his infamously spicy chili. The GLs in turn have made it a tradition to not warn each new member of their group before they eat it for the first time.

Hal: complains about the spice level all the time but has developed a tolerance after years of friendship with Ollie

Guy: dies every time but is too stubborn to admit defeat, even as his face turns the same color as his hair

John: genuinely enjoys the stuff and asked Ollie for the recipe to share with his mom

Kyle: tried it once and thought he was going to die, will make any excuse to avoid eating it again. Roy and Connor give him so much shit for this

Simon: can handle the heat without any trouble, he just doesn't like chili in general

Jessica: doesn't think it's spicy enough and will dump extra hot sauce on top. Lian is in awe

Jo: unbothered by the spice but told Ollie that it tasted burnt

I think your time on the island fucked up your taste buds Ollie

[sonykatzen]

blessed are the peacemakers

[thebigbadbatswife]

Kinktober 2024 Masterlist

Welcome to my Kinktober 2024 masterlist! Beneath the read more you will find the list of days/prompts and, as the month progresses, I'll add links to its respective day. Happy reading and hope you enjoy! Obviously as this is kinktober ALL fics are 18+ only, please respect that! Minors/Ageless blogs will be blocked!

Bruce Wayne

Oct 1st - Size Difference/Mirror Sex

Title - Big Mistake Summary - You’ve finally caught the attention of the Dark Knight and it’s better than you dreamt it to be.

Oct 12th - Table Sex

Title - This Is His Home Summary - This is Bruce’s home and he’ll take you wherever, whenever he wants to. You’re certainly not complaining.

Oct 19th - Hand Job

Title - This’ll Be Fun Summary - You grow bored during a League meeting and you decide to test Batman’s resolve.

Captain John Price

Oct 3rd - Double Penetration in One Hole

Title - Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share) Summary - There’s no better way to get rid of some stress than with your Captain and Lieutenant.

Oct 15th - Spitroasting

Title - This Is Becoming A Habit Summary - Second part to Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share). A mission gone wrong leaves you stressed and all you want is for your superiors to fuck you stupid. They’re more than happy to oblige.

Jason Todd

Oct 5th - Orgasm Denial

Title - In For A Long Night Summary - Another heist, another run in with the big, bad Red Hood. Only tonight he seems content with driving you mad.

Oct 24th - Dacryphilia

Title - Pretty When You Cry Summary - The Arkham Knight thinks you look so much better like this.

Oliver Queen

Oct 10th - Cockbulge

Title - A Tight Space Summary - Getting stuck in a broom closet with Oliver gives you an idea on how to pass the time.

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Oct 3rd - Double Penetration in One Hole

Title - Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share) Summary - There’s no better way to get rid of some stress than with your Captain and Lieutenant.

Oct 8th - Exhibistionism

Title - Shameless Summary - You put on a show for Simon. One of which that he very much enjoys.

Oct 15th - Spitroasting

Title - This Is Becoming A Habit Summary - Second part to Simply Too Sweet (Not To Share). A mission gone wrong leaves you stressed and all you want is for your superiors to fuck you stupid. They’re more than happy to oblige.

Oct 17th - Wall Sex

Title - Welcome Home Summary - There’s nothing quite like the sex that happens after Simon comes home from a long deployment.

Oct 22nd - Virginity

Title - Trust Summary - Tonight, Simon puts his full trust into you.

Oct 26th - Overstimulation

Title - On A Mission Summary - Simon is on a mission to see just how many times he can make you cum.

Oct 29th - Sex Pollen

Title - What Happens In The Safe House... Summary - During a mission, you come in contact with a strange substance and the only person around that can help you with the effects is Ghost.

[rowanraven08]

As incentive I’ll draw the winner as a drag queen. This is only male characters rn, if there’s a demand I’ll do one for the ladies too. (And I didn’t forget about Michael distortion, I just feel like if I put as and option all the votes would be for him, and I wanna give the others a chance)

[mpetrohero]

You cannot pick Jon. It’s not allowed. If you were allowed to pick Jon we’d all pick Jon and he would simply win. *Freddy Fazbear har har tune* Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon Jon

[simonfairchildirl]

ykw fuck it. shitpost.

how tma characters would react to being called the f-slur

asks them to speak up and say it louder

jon / simon / agnes / jordan / annabelle

laughs

sasha / helen / trevor / mike

ignores it

basira / jane / michael / oliver / peter

says it back

elias / daisy / rayner / jared / manuela

says it back but much louder, the way god intended

tim / gerry / jude / amherst

goes on a spiel about how awful it is to say that

martin / natalie / eric / nikola

shouts "KILL YOURSELF"

melanie / mary / julia / callum

[prince-rat]

tom kenny the man you are

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[myzlwow]

ok heres part 2

the fears :]

i had to put some of them together bc tumblr wont let me attach that many images but. yeah.

ive been making these for like 4 days im so glad ive finished it lmao

[elishanelsonfanacct]

i love you / i fear you / i need you

mary renault, the national, white oleander, maggie nelson, heathers: the musical, margaret atwood, nikita kadan, jenny holzer, margaret atwood, ida aplebroog, simone weil (tr. arthur wills), richard siken, unknown, unknown, angela carter, the sopranos, mary oliver

[purple-1995]

horny boyfriend when his gf is ovulating? (T_T)

Gods bless mother nature for giving him a whole week with you deliciously wet, sensitive and wanting him 🙏🏻🥹 he can smell it on you and it gets him even more needy and desperate to have you 🥴 Totally has a period tracker app in his phone and checks it almost everyday, because he is a good horny boyfriend 😇😏 but no matter why, if you are horny he is happy 😊 and hornier 🥵

#Horny!Boyfriend