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#ultimate obscure blorbo#polls#Round I#Simon Lord of the Flies#Lord of the Flies#Simon Heap#Septimus Heap
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Magyk Characters as Onion Headlines Part 1
#finally posting again 😅#halloween is a busy time for us goths#septimus heap#magyk#o beetle beetle#merrin meredith#syrah syara#simon heap#lucy gringe#marcellus pye#alther mella#questing stone#angie sage#magyk memes
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once again i have shitposted
#septimus heap#marcellus pye#simon heap#lucy gringe#alternatively septimus could be “guessed the password”#simon's password is either something about lucy or thunder#it's not that marcellus can't pay for netflix#he simply Won't#anyways that reminds me of that one time marcia borrowed his six guineas for merrin to stay with nursie#do you think she ever paid him back or is marcellus still sadly waiting for his money back#eh he'll be fine that man canonically carries a massive bag of gold around with him#like i said: walking robbery waiting to happen#shitposts
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Small things I love about the Septimus Heap books:
This is a universe where you can have an actual pet rock. Petroc Trelawney has my whole heart and should also have yours.
At one point, an iguana was mowing the loan
The misadventures of Stanley, the rat having to deal with the Heaps (tm) in every book and his failed marriage and the adoption of his children + his job. He is doing his best, okay ?
Grandpa Benji went into the forest one day and never came back, living his life as a tree int he forest.
Sam. I know he is not little but I love Sam Heap and he deserves to be appreciated (the moments between him and Sep are great)
Medieval world ? Yes totally. Is that a submarine and an elevator ? Yes. Don't worry about it. There is no implications here of this being a post-apocalyptic futuristic world. What are you talking about ?
✨Jenna and Septimus killed a man ✨.
And considering what Sep says to her after and the fact that he was a child soldier without a name until he was 10,it probably wasn't the first time for him
Sleuth, Simon's emotional support tennis ball. It's very busy considering Simon is Simon and would need a lot of emotional support. It is also doing its best and should stop being taken by little brats .
Marcia and her fashion choices (tm). Does she need the pointy purple python shoes ? Nooooo. We wouldn't have her without them though.
The illustrations. They are so good. I love them so much.
You can add more if you want..
#septimus heap#jenna heap#simon heap#sam heap#marcia overstrand#stanley the rat#merrin Meredith#stop stealing sleuth
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I remember Simon's story in Septimus Heap having a profound impact on me as a child.
Getting to see this kid who got manipulated by a horrible person into throwing everything away, losing everything. His family, his goals in life, all of that.
And then seeing him slowly recover from that and try to build a life for himself in spite of all that.
He found someone he cared for, and was seemingly content to just live what was left of his life, knowing he could never make up for what he did.
And then he's pulled back in, and multiple members of his family immediately assume that he's responsible for all the horrible shit that's happening.
Like, he's spent several years away from Darke magic, he's been living a life as nicely as he could, and even his own mother and brother assume he's up to something horrible when they see him again.
I still love how Darke took this character arc Simon was going through for the past 3 or 4 books and by bringing Simon into the same room as Septimus, allowed him to really fix things.
Like, he did horrible things in Flyte, and he spends all of Physik, Queste, and Syren kind of rebuilding his life from what I can remember. And then he proves how he's changed by helping Sep with the Darke in that book.
And it's been years, so maybe his story arc doesn't hold up, maybe it's clouded by my childhood memories, but I think writing this has made me realize something.
I think I need to reread Septimus Heap, and whether it's aged horribly or aged well, I need to know.
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Can't stop thinking abt marcia and simon!!!! They're the same person!! They're the same person except marcia got the apprenticeship and simon didn't!!! Marcia worked hard for years and then it all paid off but simon worked hard for years and then everything came crashing down around him. Of course he went insane
#sep talks#septimus heap#marcia overstrand#simon heap#this isn't ENTIRELY true to the letter ofc. They ARE different ppl#but like. In this they r the same#I think they differ in how they would break if they were locked in that bathroom for however long#bc I think helping others and being kind is just so ingrained into who marcia is that she could never even try and stop#maybe I sound insane it's v late I just randomly woke up and needed to say this
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Back to the traditional sep heap art
#I made them strawberry shortcake characters cause I think it’s cute#septimus heap#Simon heap#jenna heap#marcia overstrand#merrin meredith#septimus heap fanart
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oh this unemployed 19 year old is having the worst day of his fucking life huh
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Happy Sep Heap Sunday, have some boys ft. Edd & Erik "Bear Hug" Heap. Images have ID!
#septimus heap#simon heap#erik heap#edd heap#theres too many of u get fucked#does simon interact with edd or erik directly at some point in the books? doesn't matter#i didnt ever read starchaser btw#chinolart
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"Swallowed by a vicious, vengeful sea
Darker days are raining over me
In the deepest depths I lost myself, oh
I see myself through someone else"
I was looking for artistic inspiration, and like a beacon on the shore, he called out to me through the fog
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#Simon Heap#Septimus Heap#Annie's Art#mine#hoping 2 convey a younger like 18 yr old simon here#like an end of Magyk kinda Simon#this was fun#it turned out different than i intended when i started#but i just let the process flow with me
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Rereading Septimus Heap when you’re older means going “Simon. Simon, ilu, but you HAVE to stop beefing with 12 year olds. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for you. Chill out, man.”
#EVEN IF THEY’RE YOUR SIBLINGS. Look buddy the Cain instinct is real I know but you’ve taken it to a level that’s just cringe#septimus heap#simon heap
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queer hcs for septimus heap characters
canon compliant <3
simon heap: he's trans. he's genuinely just a little trans boy. he and lucy are absolutely t4t pookies
lucy heap (nee gringe ig): trans girlie. she and simon are 100% adorable wholesome cuddling et cetera and i need them in my life forever
marcia overstrand: have you SEEN her? have you HEARD her!???!?!?!?! she's 100% aro lesbian she and milo had a cute lil thing going there in todhunter moon (and fyre iirc) but it was 100% qpr coded like ain't no way they were romancing . aroxaro hc, fight me
milo banda: deadbeat dad SORRY sorry um. aro pansexual because yeah he was 100% getting it on while at sea like some ofmd type shit
queen cerys: heehee i actually really don't like her but anyways. aroace girlie like she did not want to do any of that shit i hc she and milo fell in love in a cute platonic way and it was like "yeah you can go to sea and fuck whoever ily bye" core ngl
sarah heap: bi. she and galen the physik woman 100% had something going on don't even argue with me
silas heap: stop he and sarah were 100% bi4bi bbgs and i think silas and gringe's frenemyship is VERY homoerotic but not in the way that either are cheating because they'd never, silas would NEVER
septimus heap: sooo yeah. he's ace. 100% fight me. i think he's also aroflux panromantic because likee. sep is so very Flamboyant with romance it's really funnie and the way he has Stuff Going On with syrah driffa aND rose is hilaaaarious. also he and wolf boy,,,,??? kinda gay??? wolf boy is canonically homo so don't tell me that at some point they weren't crushing on each other. also2 septimus was giving genderfluid vibes throughout the series like idk i always got the vibe that he didn't always feel like a boy but maybe i'm tripping
jenna heap: ahhh my bbg<3<3<3 she and beetle were so cute but let's be real jenna was Not straight like errrrm anyone remember that one scene from darke??? her first kiss was a GIRL???? jenna is The fuckyouidowhatiwant pansexual and i'm so proud of her for it
marissa: stop her thing with jo-jo was so sillybilly i'm ngl Also also She Was Definitely like. demigirl. on the nb spec. she kissed jenna and definitely enjoyed it soooo do with that what you will
o beetle beetle: AGH he's so pookie i genuinely can'tttt. trans boy and he's so wonderful btw
part 2 to come?!?! comment requests !
#septimus heap#queer#simon heap#lucy heap#marcia overstrand#milo banda#queen cerys#sarah heap#silas heap#septimus heap heehee#jenna heap#marissa#o beetle beetle#sunnysays#sunnysaved
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Which Septimus Heap character most deserves to say Fuck?
#septimus heap#marcia overstrand#jenna heap#silas heap#sarah heap#simon heap#o beetle beetle#marcellus pye#zelda heap#petroc trelawney#magyk#angie sage#polls
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what do you mean this wasn't simon in flyte
source: this ⬇️
#septimus heap#consistent artstyle? not in my house#simon heap#had this planned for a while and then procrastination and many existential crises (crisises?? idk i cant english) happened#meme redraws#shitposts#this is so stupid#very fun though#truly one of the simon heap moments of all time
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Septimus Heap really starts its first chapter with the death of a baby and its second with discrimination against wizards and a government with very obvious parallels to real life.
But it's lighthearted book... I promise.
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Heaptober Day 5: Siblings
Simon had always been an older brother. He didn’t remember a time without Sam, and before Edd and Erik was hazy at best. It was nice, to always know he was needed, always knowing there was a sibling looking up at him for guidance.
More than that, it was tiring as all hell. He just wanted one day alone with his mum and his dad, one quiet afternoon where he was the center of attention, not Jenna, or Nicko, the littles, not the chaotic twins or the wandering Sam.
But simon knew that was never going to happen, not unless he engineered it very, very, carefully.
So he did.
One weekend, Simon arranged for Sam to take Nicko and Jenna fishing. He got Edd, Erik, and Jojo a spot on the children’s barge for the day, ticket money saved up from odd jobs and supplemented with a 3 for 2 coupon he had found and doctored into a 3 for 1.5.
It was worth it, when he had a moment of quiet in the room, an option to lay down, stretch out, sing at the top of his lungs. He got the chance to talk to his mum and dad about his dreams, to be a kid again.
Simon just wished he hadn’t had to be the one to organize it.
Oh well.
#septimus heap#fanfic#qwill’s stuff#heaptober 2024#simon heap#i just write kinda sad stuff today i guess#heaptober
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