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[chrisnewbie]

Just A... : A Sim Song Story

♪♪♪

Her name is Noelle O-phelia

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell--

I got gym class in half an hour!

Oh, how she rocks

In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby!

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby!

Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me!

Ooo - ooo - ooo - oooooo

♪♪♪ *

Her boyfriend's My brother's a dick

He brings a gun to school He sucks the fun at school

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth:

He lives on my block

And he drives an IROC a big truck

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby!

Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby!

Listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me?

Ooo - ooo - ooo - oooooo

Oh yeah! Dirtbag!

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh yeah! Dirtbag!

No, she he doesn't know what he's missin'

♪♪♪

Man, I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely

Lo and behold

She's walkin' over to me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she do they give a damn about me?

"I've got two three tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.

Come with me us Friday, don't say 'maybe';

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you."

Ooo - ooo - ooo - ooooo

Oh yeah! Dirtbag!

No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh yeah! Dirtbag!

No, she he doesn't know what he's missing

--iinnngg aaahhoouuwwwoaaaaah

♪♪♪

Credits and notes...

First, the obvious: lyrics are borrowed from "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus with some minor changes by me. :) Since this is very obviously Ripp Grunt's theme song I initially hesitated writing it at all, but a certain someone inspired me recently (keep reading)...

Strangetown high school is @yandereplumsim 's Paul D. Strange School. This lot is so perfect that it is now a permanent addition to every future Strangetown I explore! Thank you for sharing!

A few of you might remember my embarrassing panic over the 30-picture per post limit lol. I was able to rearrange my vision with minimal disruption (yay) but there was still plenty of footage that got cut (nooo), including a key transitional picture that I just couldn't squeeze in. I marked it with a (*), and I'll post that along with other fun outtakes soon.

I'm dedicating this one to @strangetomato -- I'm so happy you're active again. :') Hope you enjoy it!~

[peachandjujube]

Once Upon a Time...🌷🎈˖>🎪+.ﾟ

♡.-

[simminginstars]

1 week after the 'hacking incident'

perhaps willow has come up with the best plan ever? or should they just stop making plans all together ? considering how well the last one went

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[runchiarun]

🎱 "Hey Fidds... Pa just kicked me out."

🪕 "Oh my goodness Stanley! What happened? Are you okay?"

🎱 "I don't know.. it was all just an accident."

🎱 "I didn't mean to... but I broke Ford's science project. It could have got him into a really good school, Pa got really angry, he hit me then kicked me out."

🪕 "Ok... Where are you right now?"

🎱 "I'm by the train station, but it's snowing like crazy, I don't know what to do, I don't know where to go."

🪕 "I'm so sorry Stanley... Do you think you can wait there for a bit?" 🎱 "I think so." 🪕 "Okay, stay there, I'll come get you." 🎱 "Okay..."

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[dandylion240]

Jonah slid down the wall, flakes of old paint floating around him. Leaning forward, resting his head on bent knees, hugging his legs close. The single light bulb in the ceiling light fixture sizzled a moment before going out plunging him into darkness. The only light coming from the dingy window looking out towards the gray skies of San Myshuno.

Rain pelted against the glass as thunder rolled across the sky. The scared cries from the room beyond him almost driving him to tears.

All he wanted was a moment of peace. Was that too much to ask?

Unfolding himself he staggered to his feet. What he wouldn’t give for a little sleep. He’d give everything he had, which wasn’t much, for just one hour of uninterrupted sleep. Every step felt as if he were moving through an Irish bog.

“Hey little one,” he murmured softly to the frightened baby. “Daddy’s here.” Lifting the tiny squirming bundle he held his son close. “You’re alright” he soothed trying to ignore the green eyes staring up at him. A silent reminder of another time. Another place.

Twelve months. Hard to believe it had been so long. Back then his biggest concern had been the color of the tie he was going to wear to prom. How had he been so naive to believe that he and Ethan would be together forever?

Prom had been the beginning of the end. He hadn’t seen it coming. If only he had listened to the romance guro who had told him not to make any long term plans with his current boyfriend. At the time he’d brushed it off. What did that guro know? As it turned out she knew more than he did.

Bouncing his son in his arms silencing his frightened cries. His green eyes staring up at him with such love and trust it was hard to ignore where he’d gotten those eyes. The eyes that used to hold such magnetism that his brain short circuited just looking into them. “Don’t worry little one. I’ll never regret the night that gave me you. I just wish I wasn’t so young.” Heaving a weary sigh he kissed the baby’s cheek “I thought I knew everything but I knew nothing.”

“Prom night had been everything I could have asked for” his voice taking on a dreamy tone talking to his son. “Your father was my date. We danced almost every dance together. Ethan knew how much I loved to dance.” A soft smile spread across his face as he recalled that night. “I insisted we sit out a couple. He wasn’t much of a dancer or into a lot of physical activity.”

Cuddling the baby, bouncing him in his arms. “Ethan had the whole night planned. It was our special night. It was the night that brought me you.” His eyes became unfocused his mind carrying him back to that night. He remembered the way their hands shook as they fumbled with their clothes, buttons popping off in their haste to remove them. Their bodies as they touched for the first time without the barriers of clothing between them. It hadn’t been the first time they’d experimented but it had been the first time they’d gone all the way.

With a gasp and a shake of his head Jonah brought himself back to the present time. Holding Eli he looked down giving him a soft smile as his son's tiny fingers curled around his index finger. “Things changed after that. Not right away. Neither of us knew you were on the way.” He kept his voice low and soothing. He knew by the way his son’s eyes drooped that he was being lulled back to sleep by the sound of his voice. “You should have seen him that night” he looked away a yearning expression in his eyes.

He seldom dwelled on the past. On him. The soft stirring of his son in his arms had him looking down. “One day, I hope you’ll be able to meet your father. When he’s ready to meet you.”

Twelve months. Twelve long months. It hadn’t been long enough to fill the hole in his heart or to wipe away all feelings he still had for him. A tear rolled down his cheek. His mind going back to that night. He’d been late as usual. Jayden and Evan had left before he even arrived at the house. His green eyes were apologetic as he took his hands “I’m sorry” he mumbled kissing his cheek his cologne wafting into Jonah’s nose and into his head embedding the scent inside with his memories.

“Its okay” he assured him “you’re here now.” Wrapping his hands around his arm as he tried to beat his parents to the door.

“You can’t leave until we have a picture” Riley insisted coming from the kitchen.

“Dad” rolling his eyes in protest “we’re late.”

“What’s a few more minutes” Jackson teased joining them.

Turning a pleading look on Ethan who only shrugged unconcerned. “I guess” Jonah said resigning himself to having his picture taken for the next ten minutes or so. It was karma coming back to bite him for laughing when it had been his brother and Evan. It wasn’t so funny now.

If only he’d known then what he knew now. His problems had been so insignificant. Pulling a blanket up to swaddle his son he leaned down and kissed his forehead. Breathing in his baby fresh scent. “I wish things could have been different” he whispered moving towards the door as quietly as he could without disturbing him.

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[honeywinesims]

Episode 9: Frio (part 5/5)

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Script

Jared: I told you ground beef, not ground turkey!

Frida: What? I just signed off on the delivery like you told me to!

Jared: You should’ve checked! How do you not notice when we get the wrong order?

Frida: I—I don’t know. The delivery guy just hands it over! You’re the one who makes the orders, not me!

Jared: Alright, I have to check this. Sometimes they put shit in the wrong box. Our menu is utterly fucked for tomorrow if this isn’t ground beef.

Jared: Holy shit… Goth, you gotta take look at this.

Frida: Um, Jared? What the hell is that? That must be thousands of Simoleons!

Jared: I have no fucking clue. This can’t be good. Somehow I don’t think we were supposed to see this…

*sound of the freezer door opening*

A man’s panicked voice: Shit!

*GUNSHOT*

*sounds of footsteps running away*

Frida: Oh my god! Jared? JARED!

Credits

I am super grateful to the following posemakers whose work I used in Episode 9: Frio (parts 1-5):

A special thank you to @rebouks and @samsstudio for permitting me to convert some of your amazing poses for use in my story.

I also used poses from @poses-by-bee, IMHO, @omfgingers, @nikatyler, Noelyely, and @paranoia-or-drunkard, and fyachii. Thank you, loves.

[honeyjars-sims]

Part 2 1.16 To Be or Not To Be (a Hotdog)

When Lexie was having her impromptu hot dog stand dinner date with Cammie, they'd gotten to talking about...well, what lead Cammie to getting a job that required her to don a silly hot dog costume and dance on the corner.

Turns out she'd lost her job unexpectedly and took the first job she found. One thing lead to another and Lexie suggested that Cammie apply for a position at Sunny Side. We were starting a few new shows on the channel and were looking for new cast members.

That's how Lucy and I ended up interviewing Cammie. Lucy was starting her maternity leave the following week and she wanted to train me on interviewing before she left. I was about to have a lot more responsibility, but it came with a pay increase so I wasn't about to complain.

"So, Cammie, tell us a little bit about yourself," Lucy said cheerfully. I could already tell this was going to be a typical boring interview, so I started brainstorming on how I could shake things up.

"Well, I work at the hotdog stand now, but before that I was in an improv comedy group," Cammie told us. "Unfortunately, they had to make some budget cuts and I was let go."

"I'm sorry to hear that," Lucy responds sympathetically. "We did see the reel you sent us, and we thought you were really funny!"

"Well, thank you! I come from a big family, so I was always trying to make my siblings laugh."

"I get that. I'm from a big family myself. How many siblings do you have?"

"That's a bit of a complicated question!" Cammie laughed. Lucy and I exchanged looks of confusion. "I know that sounds weird, but my parents have fostered dozens of children over the years. Some stayed for a short while, but many were with us for years with some of us getting adopted. I always counted them as my siblings when they lived with us, and I suppose I still do in a way. But I think the official count is 24?"

"24?!" I exclaimed. "Holy shit!"

"I think what Johnny meant to say was 'wow,'" Lucy said, shooting me a look. "I guess my family isn't as big as I thought!"

"I'm a bit of an outlier," Cammie giggled. "I'm sure your family is big by most people's standards."

"So, we know you're funny and that you can entertain, but how do you feel about being on camera?" I ask. "We get a lot of views, and that comes with a ton of critical comments."

"Asking the real questions, I see," Cammie responded. "I'm used to being on camera. The improv group filmed all of our shows and posted them online. I'm a very positive person, so negative comments don't get to me. Besides, with 24 siblings, teasing was par for the course."

"I bet it was!" Lucy affirmed. "Well, thank you so much for meeting with us, Cammie! You should hear back from us on a decision within the next couple of days."

Before Cammie could respond, I jumped in. "C'mon, Lucy, I already know you're going to give her an offer. Why make the poor girl wait another two days? That's two more days of dancing in a hotdog costume!"

"Because, Johnny," Lucy replied through gritted teeth. "I have to talk to HR and find out the pay rate, get the paperwork together, all of the red tape. That's why we don't give offers on the spot."

"I don't care about the pay rate," Cammie assured Lucy, her desperation apparent in her voice. "Anything is better than being a hotdog!"

"Ok, then welcome to the Sunny Side!" Lucy concedes.

"Thanks so much, you won't regret it!"

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[pixelatedblues]

Part 1: Stuck in a Cycle

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Linley: HE'S SO CUTE BEAU

Beau: He's annoying. 

Lin: He's so into you.

Beau: I just said he's annoying

Lin: You have the upper hand here mama!

Beau: But at what cost Lin?

Lin: I don't know! Someone in this household should be getting dick 

Beau: what a thing to say

Lin: HE WANTS YOU SO BAD AND UR MAD AT ME

Lin: come’ere come’ere come’ere

beau: I don't want your wet hands on ME

Lin: come here

Beau: Ack!

Lin: Come! Here!

Beau: Why are you like this? I don't need a peptalk.

Lin: Yes you do, actually

Lin: Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss

Beau and Linley together: Mhmm, I keep it sticky-icky like lipgloss

Lin: Yeah, you know I'm sugary sweet Baby boy, gon' rot your teeth like what

Beau: I can't with you

[xotelz]

[1/1]

There were a few unexpected faces seen in close proximity to each other at the Bay Coast Tennis Club this past weekend. Victor & Lily Feng have continued to host their annual tennis tournament at this location going on 4 years now . The event and its hosts have been receiving backlash for its obvious focus on celebrities, allegedly dipping heavily into fundraiser revenue to do whatever it is that Politicians do. The events impact has been lackluster since its conception. People couldn't help but notice that Sports commentator Camila Thiago was distancing herself from her usual crowd. The tension between Thiago & Tech Billionaire Dirk Dreamer was palpable. Camila was spotted with what seemed to be a new suitor, just days after their recent breakup.

pictured from left; Comedian & actress Brytani Cho; Socialite, Dina Caliente; former FLOTUS, Nancy Landgraab; Author Octavia Bailey, with husband & music producer Thorne Bailey; Dirk Dreamer; Camila Thiago [◉"]

*enjoying & being inspired by this lot by @biancml

[loginlust]

Blog 002 - Girl, Stop Bragging!

Blog 002: Girl, Stop Bragging!

Tawana and I had a good 30 mintues for our lunch break. We didn't work at the same job or have similar positions, but we worked a few storefronts apart and timed our breaks for some girl time. Meeting in the city for a bite was our go-to.

She is a receptionist for an accountant, and I work as a artistic graphic designer for a small newspaper. You know doing the logos and all of that jazz? It wasn't glamorous, but it paid my rent.

Tawana went on and on about being a newlywed and mentioned her upcoming housewarming party. Eric and Tawana just moved into a brand new home. Like girl, stop bragging....I get it, you're happy.

She suggested I bring a date along and mentioned Cesar. She talked about how something casual can grow and yada-yada-yada. I guess since she has the "perfect marriage" she can't stop dishing out advice.

I'm not trying to be a hater but its becoming very insensitive and she's doing way too much.

Shannon

[peachandjujube]

𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙣 🌧+.ꔛ☔

[sincerely-simmerrr]

SPUN - Cast

Character sheets for the kids

[runchiarun]

🪕 "Hello? Stanford?"

🦉 "Oh, hello Fiddleford."

🪕 "Stanley called me earlier, he sounded really upset. I have him here now, he's sleeping in the guest room. Can you tell me what happened?"

🦉 "Fiddleford, he broke my science project. He ruined my chance at my dream college. I could have been someone."

🪕 "Stanford... Is this all worth it? He's a real mess right now."

🦉 "I'm sorry Fiddleford. But I don't disagree with Pa's decision. He can't come back right now. And I don't want to talk to him right now, either. I.. I need to go." *hangs up*

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[ashleyysimsss]

the #botscaschallenge on instagram!! (i’ll be starting with day 10; garden 🪴 over here on tumblr 🤩 I’m so in love with her omg

[silverseaming]

wake up to the sound of your fleeting heart, when you go what you leave is is a work of art, on my chest, on my heart