#silverwear

[dreveel]

Octopus Cup Holder; {Credit}

[m00n-valley]

[amaliesofiavl]

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[obby98]

How did the utensils better their marriage?

Forkplay.

[darlingdespairstims]

CG! Sebastian Michaelis Stimboard

[blamemma]

daniel ricciardo during the drivers parade | 📍 bahrain international circuit, race day | 📸 nurphoto

[k45p3rxd]

IM FINALLY DONE WITH IT

i had to design the throne and OH MY GOD IT WAS SO ANNOYING TO DO *SOBBING*

but why’s he kinda a cutie 🤭

[abluescarfonwaston]

As someone who’s used several language learning books i really don’t understand why most of them start with ‘no one wants to learn from those stupid textbooks’ like. I would Much rather learn from a bright and colorful textbook then your wall of text that’s laid out like a novel. With bright pictures displaying locations or cultural events or even just like colorful layouts of the vocab words. Idk what textbooks you people have been using but the ones i used had a hell of a lot more stimulating than your novels!

[baby-prophet]

being too high in public and trying not to be obvious about it feels like you're manually piloting a giant clunky mech and have to control everything you normally wouldn't even think about . gotta fight for your life to get yourself to do anything normal

[camelidae]

While wild house dragons are considered pests for their felonious attraction to fine jewelry and silverwear, many a rich socialite these days can be seen with their domestic cousin in her pocket, protecting her valuables and looking fashionably adorable.

[grimweaver]

I can haz fre house?

[werecreature-addicted]

You see the problem is that the dragon that's stealing my spoons is also my boyfriend and no matter how many times I tell him that they're still part of his horde when they're in the drawer he keeps going and stealing them from the Kitchen during the night.

I literally have no problem with the dragon stealing my silverware. he's right they are very shiny and i know where all the silverware is, it's very neatly kept in it's own section of the hoard and kept clean. but you come into my house. steal my silverwear. then hiss at me when i try to take a fork??? you're getting the broom! and the silverwear is going back in the drawer until SOMEONE learns to share.

[the-muppet-joker]

Mother seems almost relieved Kermit is dead. What a cunt, reveling in the death of my Plushie Lover? I will be licking all of the clean silverwear and putting it back!

[sunsetsimon]

I SAW UR POST ABOUT SIMON LOVING EATING AFTER/SHARING WITH YOU!! AND YOU HAVE MY BRAIN LIKE BREWING UP A FUCKING STORM.

sharing the same straw/silverwear/cup as simon is just so intimate in a domestic way to simon. when he was young he’d only see his family share food or drinks this way with each other, so being able to do it with you just screams FAMILY!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF MY FAMILY!! A PART OF ME!! to him.

YES YOU FUCKING GET ME!!!!!

he feels so connected with you whenever he gets to share things. you guys even have a special home gallon water bottle that you share. simon cleans and fills it up every morning for you to both drink out of throughout the day and it just warms his heart idk

he loves eating out with you and strategically picking the things you'll order so that you can share all of the good food. doesn't even care how much he's spending ordering so many things, he honestly just wants to see you eat. he tries to subtly watch you but fails and gets yelled at every time.

"simon, stop staring at me eating!" you whine, turning away while you take another bite.

he laughs, so amused and in love because you look so fucking cute while you eat. "m' sorry! just love watchin' you eat."

simon is usually hungry again shortly after eating, getting up and having a few snacks at a time. he could seriously eat 2 full burgers with fries and then 10 minutes later be having an apple, a yogurt, and peanut butter toast. there's a reason your grocery bill is so high.

it feels like taking care of you when you get so full you have to stop eating. sighing and leaning back, staring at your food with a slight frown, wishing you had the stomach to finish it. and of course he grabs your plate (and your fork you better let him use it) and devours it in minutes! he's probably even going back for a third serving if it's your cooking, simon is actually obsessed.