#silverwear

[autisticdreamdrop]

Anyone else can't stand big cutlery/utensils/silverware. It literally hurts us when we have to use them. We prefer small or kid or baby utensils. Is this an autism thing? We're gonna order smaller utensils.

[m00n-valley]

[amaliesofiavl]

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[obby98]

How did the utensils better their marriage?

Forkplay.

[darlingdespairstims]

CG! Sebastian Michaelis Stimboard

[blamemma]

daniel ricciardo during the drivers parade | 📍 bahrain international circuit, race day | 📸 nurphoto

[beeswitheyes]

IM FINALLY DONE WITH IT

i had to design the throne and OH MY GOD IT WAS SO ANNOYING TO DO *SOBBING*

but why’s he kinda a cutie 🤭

[baby-prophet]

being too high in public and trying not to be obvious about it feels like you're manually piloting a giant clunky mech and have to control everything you normally wouldn't even think about . gotta fight for your life to get yourself to do anything normal

[abluescarfonwaston]

As someone who’s used several language learning books i really don’t understand why most of them start with ‘no one wants to learn from those stupid textbooks’ like. I would Much rather learn from a bright and colorful textbook then your wall of text that’s laid out like a novel. With bright pictures displaying locations or cultural events or even just like colorful layouts of the vocab words. Idk what textbooks you people have been using but the ones i used had a hell of a lot more stimulating than your novels!

[goldenguillotines]

How could I forget what I did to @graphitethreads

[autisticdreamdrop]

us: We got some kids cutlery so we can have small utensils so yay

like 5 seconds later after posting: Great, now our mom says we have a baby fetish :( cause we wanna be a baby so bad..

[icarodamiano]

I AM JASMINE MASTERS AND I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

[grimweaver]

I can haz fre house?

[sunsetsimon]

I SAW UR POST ABOUT SIMON LOVING EATING AFTER/SHARING WITH YOU!! AND YOU HAVE MY BRAIN LIKE BREWING UP A FUCKING STORM.

sharing the same straw/silverwear/cup as simon is just so intimate in a domestic way to simon. when he was young he’d only see his family share food or drinks this way with each other, so being able to do it with you just screams FAMILY!!!!! YOU ARE A PART OF MY FAMILY!! A PART OF ME!! to him.

YES YOU FUCKING GET ME!!!!!

he feels so connected with you whenever he gets to share things. you guys even have a special home gallon water bottle that you share. simon cleans and fills it up every morning for you to both drink out of throughout the day and it just warms his heart idk

he loves eating out with you and strategically picking the things you'll order so that you can share all of the good food. doesn't even care how much he's spending ordering so many things, he honestly just wants to see you eat. he tries to subtly watch you but fails and gets yelled at every time.

"simon, stop staring at me eating!" you whine, turning away while you take another bite.

he laughs, so amused and in love because you look so fucking cute while you eat. "m' sorry! just love watchin' you eat."

simon is usually hungry again shortly after eating, getting up and having a few snacks at a time. he could seriously eat 2 full burgers with fries and then 10 minutes later be having an apple, a yogurt, and peanut butter toast. there's a reason your grocery bill is so high.

it feels like taking care of you when you get so full you have to stop eating. sighing and leaning back, staring at your food with a slight frown, wishing you had the stomach to finish it. and of course he grabs your plate (and your fork you better let him use it) and devours it in minutes! he's probably even going back for a third serving if it's your cooking, simon is actually obsessed.