#silly tonberry

[tonberry-yoda]

it is midnight and that means its saturday so i am here for my matchup 🤭 in all honesty i have been wanting to request one from u for so long bc i love the way u write your matchups loll, but ANYWAYS! could i pls get a haikyuu matchup? i go by she/her, im straight nd i’d like a romantic matchup 🫡 so im like 5’2 i think, dyed black hair (goes a bit past my shoulders and my natural color is brown), brown eyes, and i have a lot of freckles on my face. i have my septum and both sides of my nose pierced along with a few ear piercings.im an ambivert so how i act definitely depends on the environment im in but with the right people im very outgoing (very chatty lol). but my social battery also gets drained v fast so after big social gatherings i need some time to recover (usually recovering = taking a long nap). i get really snappy if i my social battery is drained so the whole recovery thing is v important lmao. i am also a very sleepy person, my friends like to joke that im chronically tired lmfao, i take naps almost every day and if im in a car, sitting down in class or doing something like that i probably will fall asleep. i cannot control it T_T i also trip, run into things, drop things, etc. all the time. my house could be dead silent and then out of nowhere u just hear a crash and “what the fuck” yea thats me sorry 🤫🤫 i also like to tease ppl a lot, not in a flirty way more like in a provoking way (i cant flirt i have 0 rizz). moving on!! some things i look for in a relationship r someone who can be patient with me and dont mind reassuring (if they do it without me asking its 100x better). i love when show theyre thinking abt me through little things like “oh i was at the store and i saw your fav candy so i picked it up” or “i saw your favorite flowers on my walk home and thought of you” id cry. also someone who isnt afraid to show they care (not in a sense of like pda but moreso they arent too prideful to do dumb stuff like dance with u at 2 am in the kitchen). anyways my type! they dont have to be like 7ft tall but maybe 5’9 or 5’10 +. i like funny guys but not funny at the expense of others. i also really like guys that are able to actually respect me as a person. i pride myself on being really smart and mature (when i need to be lol) and i genuinely would not be able to stand someone that saw me as any less than that. OK MOVING ON! hobbies/ interests! i love music. so much. music is my creative outlet and how i express myself. i annotate song lyrics. i connect with music through personal experience its just so so important to me. i am learning how to play the electric guitar so i can connect with it even more. my favorite artists rn are the 1975, mitski, ptv and sleeping with sirens:p although im always open to expanding my music taste!! i also like to play some video games(obsessed with animal crossing lately lol). aand my love language is words of affirmation. sorry if this is really long T_T and if you dont get to this no biggy but if you do tsym!<3

WHEN I TELL YOU THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THIS MORNING LMFAOOOOO. and that little note at the beginning is so sweet! i am so glad i am able to do a matchup for you anon!! okay, so i have a perfect little dude for you, but it may be random so bear with me. i love this man, so i hope you do too!

the character I chose for you is...

KEISHIN UKAI!!!

OKAY

HEAR ME OUT!

ukai is flippin hot

i would love to be in your shoes

(he's my fav haikyuu character besides tanaka, so you're lucky frrr)

he would love your piercings

he's a piercing fella himself (he's what made me want to get my second ear piercings lmfaoooo)

like he thinks it's high key hot

he's also an ambrivert, so both of your personalities match up really well

he is totally understanding of your drained social battery (plus, he gets the same way) so he'll just let you nap while he works or leave you alone if needed

WILL 100% TAKE NAPS WITH YOU

like will hold you in his arms and nap a whole day away when he gets the day off

you will always knock over things in his shop and he'll just laugh or wait for you to pick it up while dead staring at you lmfaoooo

he'll definitely know if you walk in when he hears a whole ass display get knocked over

he thinks it's cute when you tease him even if you say it isnt about flirting, his dumbass thinks it is which is fine by you so you can tease him more often

the real reason i picked this guy is because of what you said about him bringing you things that made him think of you

like this man will roll up with a chocolate bar and shove it in your hand with a pile of chips shoved in his mouth and say "I thought of you today at the store and grabbed this"

he doesnt see it as much, but you are over the moon about it

when he finds out about how much you love it, he will keep doing it

he is very patient and caring for you and literally only has eyes for you

he also always gets you to laugh, which always makes his day

please play music for him

he will have heart shaped eyes if you do

he will 100% play videogames with you, but you have to teach him how to play half of the time lmfaoooo

he will always tell you how much he loves you and how pretty and amazing you are frfr

if you go to any of his practices or games when he is coaching, he will brag about you

(i am so sorry this took so long i forgot it was in my drafts. i hope you love it nonetheless though!!!)

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matchup rules --- pinned post

@tonberry-yoda

[catluniscia]

Na na na na na na na na Bat-Tonberry! This is what happens when you take out a group and leave one to live!

My Card where you can find my socials, where to buy my merch, and commission information, and places to support me like ko-fi https://blackmoonrose13.carrd.co/

Speed paint: https://youtube.com/shorts/CHLCQUD-Djo

For Sale here https://CatLunisciaCreations.threadless.com/designs/bat-tonberry

[picturesofashe]

Punchberry

[eonthief]

Eon will always hold the Tonberries of the Wander's Palace near and dear to his heart, especially after liberating them from their king. People who see him interact with them say that they seem to hold some level of reverence for him, and that he in turn has a princely quality to him.

He will also, without question or hesitation, fight anyone who would do his little friends harm.

[asleepinawell]

having an event planning feature like fb would probably be a Terrible tumblr feature but I sometimes still wish there was an easy way to be like get in losers we're going to raid orbonne tonight and then actually update people who are like wow I would be down without having to tag every single one of them

[whatsthisascianbullshit]

me: I should really get back to my NA alts. Get Panthea through EW so I can do endgame content with her and get Ralenne moving through ARR so I can take some notes for her canon verse.

Also me: Makes two more EU alts instead

[titleknown]

Reminder yet again that the creator of so many overdesigned anime boys also created this little fucker:

Tetsuya Nomura Designing Humans: The Most Anime Animes To Ever Anime

Tetsuya Nomura Designing Monsters: He is just... a littol creacher. Just a weird little guy.

[coldshrugs]

glamtober #31 - supernatural: mothman

my favorite american cryptid. i spent half my childhood in appalachia and those mountains are haunting and comforting. there's something nice about a fucked up creature trying to warn folks away from harm. this fit is silly but we can pretend she found it in eorzea's version of spirit halloween, right next to the sexy chirurgeon costumes.

items used:

head: tonberry head (jet black | ruby red) body: quaintrelle's ruffled dress (jet black | jet black) arms: demonic gloves (N/A | ruby red) legs: bunny tights (N/A | jet black) feet: makai priestess's longboots (ruby red) fashion accessory: fallen angel's wings

[prismaticpichu]

hi pichu!!! :3

silly ask here! out of all the firsts + zc, who do you think is the mostly likely to be a discord mod LMFAO

personally, I'm placing my bets on Genesis because there is NO WAY this man has never called someone "m'lady". it's canon he told me this in a dream /j

do you see the vision LMAOO

Shshshshshshhd I SEE THE VISION LMAOOO 🤣❤️ Golden doodle as always, Soggy! 💕😂

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AGSZC as Discord Mods!

Angeal (aka, @AngealHewley999) - Extremely ultra-sensitive to anyone and anything that can be even remotely taken as offensive. Insists that everyone in the server uses “family friendly” nicknames and WILL knock you senseless with the ban hammer should you join with the username (and this is just an example) “SephirothisnotasgoodasGenesis45”. All emotes under his moderation can and WILL be ones that promote positivity and well-being, are SFW, and have nothing to do with guns and/or a cute character holding one with an evil smirk on its face. He also banned the VC.

❌

Genesis (aka, @ThatOminousApplePie) - Extremely under-sensitive to anyone and anything that can absolutely be taken as outwardly offensive. Often instigates arguments between members and will do nothing at all to try to put either party in time out. He has been recorded to place bets based on which person will leave the server first—then proceeds to pour said betting money right back into Discord Nitro, allowing him to boost to the server to the levels necessary to add violent emotes and “hilarious” stickers. He will also change your username (multiple times) against your will.

❌

Tho your bet is totally valid, Soggy xDD

Sephiroth (aka, @YesI’mtheRealSephiroth11119) - He’s more of a MuTube kinda guy. Doesn’t even care to spend his time on a digital platform when he can just slap Genesis in the face talk to his best friends in person. Voluntarily rejects offer.

❌

Zack (aka, @PupEmUp!) - Contrary to popular belief, Zack is actually quite responsible on Discord! <33 Knows all the ins-and-outs of good social media etiquette, will not tolerate bullying for a nanosecond, and is more than open to a good ol’ laugh with some gun-pointing Tonberries as emotes! He’s the most adept when it comes to banning/timeouts—even remembering to leave respectful explanations in the description of each ban when necessary. Just an all-around wonderful user who knows how to get the job done!~

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That is, all of this is in OTHER servers, of course. No one in the SOLDIER friend circle actually trusts Zack not to transform the server into anarchy, thus resulting in Cloud (aka, @NimbusDriver) taking the crown as moderator <33

[possumdnp]

Let’s get some spoiler free posts on the dash! What do you love about dnp? (Be sure to tag #phan #dan and phil for the fandometrics <3)

First, the whole story of how they met. I still can't get over how much like a romantic comedy their whole relationship is. Like, how did these two guys who are so perfect for each (as best friends, husbands, partners, arch-enemies, 4000 year old tortoises, etc.) other manage to find each other?!

I love how sentimental they both are, all of their little traditions together (Fryday!), how they still have that Tonberry plush sitting in the gaming room, how they printed out and framed a photo of their Final Fantasy characters.

I love how they've always made up silly little songs together. I love that even after 15 years, they're best friends who love to have fun and be silly together.

As someone who loves animals, I love that they're so good with animals. That to me has always said so much about them as people. Watching DnP interact with the dogs and cats on their calendar shoots (remember how that pomeranian just fell asleep on Dan because he was so warm?) Dan's little "he-llo there!" that he always does when there's a cute animal in his presence. And just the whole "rescuing Steve the pigeon" video. What other YouTubers do you know who would call around to four different vets during a pandemic then train a wild pigeon to enter a pet carrier just because he had some string wrapped around his foot? (Also from that video, Phil thinking the vet was asking for the pigeon's name, not his, makes me feel so much love for him.)

For me personally, I love that they are comfort at the end of a long day. I know that even if I have a rough day, I can always turn on The Final Google Feud or Incohearant or Trombone Champs and they will instantly make me feel a little bit better. They are such genuinely funny, kind, creative, humble people, and I'm glad they can bring joy to so many people around the world.

I could probably come up with a hundred more things, but I think I'll leave it there! Thanks for asking, anon <3

[voidsentprinces]

Alright Yoshi P. Its a new era, you're allowed to be silly again. Make more abominable housing exteriors. Loporitt, Cactuar, Dhalmel, Bismarck, Tonberry themed housing exteriors

[tonberry-yoda]

feeding my one piece brainrot one poll at a time <3

[auroravictorium]

it's been one year of midnights... AMA!

hi everyone! i wanted to do something fun to celebrate the first part of midnights going up just over a year ago, so i figured i'd open up my inbox to questions about the series, writing in general, the lore tidbits for midnights that i have in my head and haven't gotten to weave in (yet? tbd), bits from existing pieces that made the chopping block for one reason or another, or me the author!

i'm sorry i can't offer anything more exciting to celebrate like requests or blurbs right now; i'm still getting in the swing of things with the new semester, but i look forward to sharing more of the silly thoughts in my head if you'd like to hear them :))

anyway, happy one year to midnights (k.b.) <33 i adore writing it, and i adore sharing it with all of you and hearing your thoughts! here's to a few more parts and more stories to be told :))

midnights taglist (in case you guys have any burning questions for me): @tonberry-yoda @b3kk3r-by-br3kk3r, @futurecorps3, @statsvitenskap, @sapphiccloud, @casualladyinternet, @d34drapunzel, @noctemys, @whitejxsmine, @so6, @franzelt, @ell0ra-br3kk3r, @marlene-the-witch, @thestudiouswanderer, @lyjen, @rideacowb0y, @weasleybuns, @dal-light, @mariatpwk, @dreammgc, @elysian-chaos, @breadbrobin, @poppyflower-22, @halfofagayallofaqueer, @battleraven, @amarokofficial, @tenaciousperfectionunknown, @madnessinwrighting, @ponyboys-sunsets, @circus-of-thoughts, @empresspenguin18, @mediocrestuff, @stonksman8, @alanis-altair, @thefandomplace, @alohastitch0626, @the-royal-paintbrush, @just-here-for-ff, @whos6claire, @jodiereedus22, @be-lla-vie, @despoinapav05, @arianyo, @willowpains, @geekmom3, @dark-academia-slut, @aeslenya, @directioner5life, @notjustsomeblonde, @osteopsycho, @travelingmypassion, @tiana76, @angelhxneyy, @princessatoru, @urlocalgeek, @lonelywitchv2, @bookloverfilmoholic, @taerae515, @morrigan-crowmwell

[picturesofashe]

Punchberry

[aoife-asturmaux]

This catboy hates to be cold!

I realized T'zekh doesn't really have a casual winter outfit (his other one is more combat-y) so I decided to fix that. I ended up really liking how the tonberry hand pieces look as mittens - T'zekh is more than willing to use silly-looking gloves if it means his hands stay warm!

some part of me didn't want to give my other characters glams with one of aoife's signature coats (despite buying them for everyone back when Orthos farming made the prices tank lmao), but i dug through t'zekh's glam chest and this really is the warmest thing he owns... i did try to make it more distinct from the outfit aoife uses tho, and i'm happy with how it came out!

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Reckless Ijinixxi.

That aimless young buccaneer Reckless,

Led a life that was torpid and feckless,

But a black mage in pink,

Caused him to rethink

With the gift of true love and a necklace.

For the next installment of my silly poetry series, we have the dashing pirate Miqo'te Reckless of @pinxli (and also @miqomischief).

Reckless is one of the many fantastic characters to be found across the various blogs produced by this creator (although how she keeps track I shall never know). A character with an arc that nobody could have predicted - least of all himself.

If you enjoy romance and fluff, punctuated by occasional angst and slaughtering hordes of voidsent, then Reckless and Inxli are a power couple worth getting to know (obviously it goes without saying that Inxli and Reckless are both adults and written as such).

To say nothing of the supporting cast of Tonberry refugees, some adopted children (one of whom is a Namazu), a flock of slightly confused apkallu and a bouncily cheerful father-in-law.

I can definitely recommend @pinxli for excellent writing and fun gposes, but also for the many RP events that the writer puts on for the FFXIV community, such as Glitter Hall and Story Hall. Keep an eye out for boosts on this blog and if you're on NA Data Centres I highly recommend you check them out!