#silly star wars fic

[autumnillustration]

Ahsoka: He's nine. Nine-year-old boys are allowed to pick their noses. I'm willing to bet my boots you picked your nose at nine.

Obi-Wan: I did not. Did you?

Ahsoka: I was never a nine-year-old boy.

(AU where post-banishment Ahsoka gets zapped back to TPM. Link to fic)

[im-no-jedi]

I’m sorry W H A T

W H A T 😂😂😂

(image from here)

[lemeduartes]

I was at the gym training punches with 5kg halters and a ideia started forming in my mind

Imagine Din and Luke are on a mission together, something to protect Grogu (as usual) and Din HAS to take off his armour for a reason, and then they encounter some stormtroopers and have to fight their way out, but Din is armorless, you would think he is vulnerable, right?

WRONG, he IS NOT, he is surprisingly more of a BEAST then normally, so fucking fast and strong that the imps have no chance against the two of them.

BECAUSE HEAR ME OUT, Din has fought armoured his entire life, THAT AMOUNT OF BESKAR HAS TO BE AT LEAST A FEW KG + You lose mobility with armour! And he learned how to adjust to the weight and everything, so now, without it, he is so fucking faster and stronger that is almost inhumane.

OR.

He is helpless because he can't really move like a real person anymore after years of walking around wrapped in metal.

[tending-the-hearth]

so my brother and i watched the episodes and yes, all signs point to clone x being tech, but we were throwing around suggestions, and we both thought of one name that would cause SO much angst.

dogma.

dogma, who we don't know exactly what happened to him.

dogma, who went along with the regulations until it was too late, and did the only thing he could think of to avenge his fallen brothers, and make it up to the living ones.

dogma, who left behind his best friend after what he did, who learned of tup's death, and wanted to do what he could to help, but ended up trapped and experimented on until he lost every little piece of himself.

just... rex and echo realizing who it is, maybe by taking off the helmet, either when it's too late, or just in time, and both of them just freezing, because it's their vod'ika, the one who struggled so much, whose mind was never truly his own, who was used by so many different evils.

[finefett]

I looooove how tfa Blurr has besties who also have speech pattern quirks

[sherlockholmeshound]

whenever ppl try to come up with some version of 'romance and love isn't forbidden by the jedi, on this one novel-'

i'm just...

[signaturedish]

Hi glad you're feeling much better!! What's you're all time favourite fics from across your fandoms? Any good ones in Lotrs? SVSSS? Untamed? etc etc gimme em you're tastes are sooo goooood

This made me switch to my iPad because all time fave fics is a very serious topic .

Also thank you lol, I hope you’re doing well too!!

LoTR will sadly have to be omitted, I’ve only read a couple in the last seven years. I got really into The Hobbit for a second, but I liked the more light-hearted stuff and ran out pretty quickly T-T

These are all complete except from the TMA ones-

SVSSS: Tarnished Gold, Metagaming, We Should Stick Together, Deluxe System 2.0: Co-op Mode!, High Mountain How I Long, I Wish You Were My Husband, Tongfang

For the totally uninitiated, I recommend I Wish You Were My Husband- it’s an au using another book’s set up, so you get a solid character reintroduction

The Untamed: Rotten Work, Hunters Seeking Solid Ground, By Any Other Name, To You I Am, I Started from the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich, I Will Be Chasing a Starlight, Lynchpin

For the totally uninitiated, I recommend I Will Be Chasing a Starlight- it’s an au with a Star Trek backdrop so you don’t need context

TGCF: Thousand Gold Come-and-Go Stew, No Paths Are Bound, A Mighty Ocean or a Gentle Kiss, No Water is Enough, Nacreous, Even Across a Thousand Miles

For the totally uninitiated, I recommend Thousand Gold Come-and-Go Stew- it’s a post epilogue au with an amnesia element and limited cast, so you should follow along fine

The Magnus Archives: Forgive Us Our Tresspasses, Look No Further, The Least He Could Do, Nature Has Taught Her Creatures to Hate

For the totally uninitiated, I recommend Nature Has Taught Her Children to Hate- it’s a retelling overhaul so you’re reintroduced to these characters

SVSSS in particular has a lot of funny 1-2 ch scenario fics so I fully recommend checking that archive out for yourself and rifling around- those are just the ones I consider the best of the best. The Untamed has a tonnn of long-form dramas which aren’t my favorites, but clearly well done if you like those more.

And TGCF and TMA are kind of the odd children- high highs, low lows.

If you or anyone also has recs, I demand them in repayment!

[bikananjarrus]

quick question for the star wars fic writers: when you're talking about a jedi master, do you always capitalize 'master'?

for example: i know that if i was referencing a master by name, like "Master Billaba", that would of course be capitalized.

but if i were writing something like: "his master was standing off to the side", do you guys capitalize 'master' then too?

same with padawan. like 'master' and 'padawan' are both roles, and like you wouldn't capitalize "Construction Worker" if you were writing a sentence about a construction worker. but i'm just curious what other people do

[kcrabb88]

For the kiss game 23 for quinobi? I am unhealthily obsessed with them

23. Kiss in relief

(This is a bit of a silly take on relief inspired by a recent Abbot Elementary episode which featured the phrase "date beard.")

"That," Quinlan says, sitting across from Siri in the refectory, "is a date beard."

Siri sighs—more long-suffering than Quin thinks she ought to be . "Dare I ask what a date beard is?"

"A date beard"—Quinlan jabs his finger into the air in emphasis—"is a neatly trimmed beard for the purposes of going out on a date. Obi-Wan didn't have that when he left. Now he does."

"And you assume that he grew said beard over the two months he was gone with his eleven-year-old Padawan to give him a tour of the different work the Jedi are doing across the galaxy for the purposes of going on a date upon his return?"

"It's a very well-taken-care-of-beard."

"It's Obi-Wan," Siri protests. "He's always particular about how he presents himself."

Quin huffs. "You have no sympathy for me."

Siri raises her eyebrows. "I believe the pair of you said you weren't going to be exclusive because it wasn't practical."

"Well." Quinlan clears his throat. "That was before I saw the date beard."

"Obi-Wan," Siri says warmly when their friend reaches their table. "You're back in one piece, I see."

"Barely so," Obi-Wan jokes as he slides into the seat next to Quin. "I may only be twenty-six, but Anakin's energy never runs out, it seems. But the trip was good for him. Seeing more of the galaxy. The work the Jedi do."

They discuss Obi-Wan's trip and Siri and Quin's goings-on. They eat. None of them mentions the beard, but Quin keeps looking at it. He wants to run his hands through it, and he is jealous, and jealousy is not befitting a Jedi.

After a while, Siri, winking at Quinlan, excuses herself.

Early.

"I suppose my beard must not be too terrible," Obi-Wan says with a chuckle. "Or Siri would have told me so."

"Yeah." Quinlan laughs too, but with a anxious tone to it that he can't hide. "I think it looks good."

Obi-Wan gives him a look. "What's the matter?"

"Nothing."

"Quin."

"Nothing. Geez, Obes."

Understanding dawns on Obi-Wan's face, and a smirk curls at the edge of his mouth. "You think this is a date beard."

"I ... I do not."

"You do."

"Fine. I do. Is it?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

"Kenobi."

Obi-Wan laughs, and it lights up his eyes, and fuck that just makes that feeling in Quin's stomach worse. He is suddenly sixteen again.

"It's not a date beard, dearest," Obi-Wan says. "Just a beard. A little nod to Qui-Gon to try out." That smirk grows. "I do believe we had a non-exclusive agreement."

Quinlan leans close, and it pleases him when it makes Obi-Wan blush a little. "I think we need to renegotiate terms."

Obi-Wan snorts, and they find themselves, not long after, behind a column near the refectory where no one can see them. Quinlan kisses Obi-Wan, he slides his fingers along that new beard, and he sighs in relief. Obi-Wan smiles into the kiss, he nips at Quinlan's lip, and he too, seems relieved.

"So," he says, his voice low, "you do like the beard?"

"I do." Quinlan kisses Obi-Wan again, and starts leading them toward his own quarters. "I really, really do."

[cross-d-a]

“This door is a choice, Feemor, and you must make it.”

— Ezra Bridger, chapter 28 of hurricane on the edge of oblivion (with nowhere to go)

[canonskyrissian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Original Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lando Calrissian/Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa/Han Solo, Lando Calrissian & Chewbacca & Leia Organa & Luke Skywalker & Han Solo Characters: Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Drunken Shenanigans, Established Relationship, Fluff and Crack, this is honestly just pure silliness, references to finnish culture, do not copy to another site Summary:

Original squad goes cantina hopping. What could possibly go wrong?

[houseofamidala]

FALSE GODS / anakin skywalker

AMELA DEYANERES & ANAKIN SKYWALKER god of destruction / suffering & goddess of light/ new beginnings

[stardustgates]

Thinking about writing a Blade/reader oneshot (not sagau), and I can’t decide whether switching between 2nd and 3rd person would be really funny for the premise or if I should just make it creepy yan fic.

On one hand it’s really funny to imagine the gap between the two perspectives

“wtf wtf why is this scary ass emotionless rock of man following me around every where?? He keeps glaring at me!! Kafka help!!”

“:) they look nice today. I want them to stab me :)”

On the other hand mmmm delicious paranoia and stalking potential 😩 I love writing scared af timid little loser characters

[margindoodles2407]

consider: the clones don't know that losing teeth is a normal part of the human experience. (what this implies about their dental biology is left open for discussion.) and ahsoka is a young ambush predator with fang teefs.

[artemis-pendragon]

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[https-hunter]

Happy early may the 4th!