#silly in laws

[bahbzxxx]

Spoilers ahead!!!

Is this the beginning of my very first Mary sue????

You know how the abyss order used to be khanriah right? I'm going to loosely interpret it this way so beware.

And you know Enjou, right? The extremely over the top abyss lector?

What if he was...your dad?

And what if your mom was also a somewhat powerful mage in Khanriah that got turned into an abyss mage during the cataclysm??

And when the cataclysm was taking place, what if Enjou and your mom put some type of wierd ass spell on you so you would fall asleep and wake in like 500 years because that's when they think you would be safe?

And 500 year later, you are woken by an over the top abyss lector and an abyss mage screaming at you to wake up dotingly, because for some reason they're still married and were able to stick together due to plot holes?

And then you pretty much live your life out like any cottage core maiden would, except your father is an abyss lector and your mother is an abyss mage. And we can't forget that you can do witchcraft too. (Your mom teaches you the basics. )Hilichurl linguistics are also your specialty.

When you marry Venti, the wedding is extremely iconic. Istaroth and the rest of the thousand wind sprites take up 99% of the aisles, and then squished in the corner of the front aisle is Enjou with your abyss mage mother quaking in his lap because they are terrified of the little sprites. (Idk why but parents are always so scared of the cutest things like- is it just me)

Then in the photos istaroth and Venti are just gonna scoop everyone in their wings as if they are baby birds for the silly picture.

Wouldnt this legit be so legendary like omg

[guiiay]

the spear of longinus

[bayetea]

frank and nico during the frazel wedding reception

frank: so uh... I guess you're my brother in law now

nico: yeah.

frank: that's pretty cool. I kind of always wanted a little brother

nico (deadpan): I'm 60 years older than you

frank: or an older one,

nico (mildly disappointed that he didn't laugh): well. just don't be a useless husband to my sister

frank: I'll try my best

nico: don't try your best, just do it

frank: you're right. I promise that I'll be good to her

nico: and don't be alarmed if ghosts show up at your house sometimes

frank: what. w-why

nico: wedding gift

frank: oh...... will any of them be interior designers? we're not good at decorating

nico (mildly pleased that he's playing into the joke): no they're evil

frank: I guess we shouldn't have put evil ghosts on the registry

nico: wait till you see what I'm getting you for your birthday

frank: it's like we're brothers already...

[anxrroz]

(He did win the hawaiian shirt wearing competition)

[shatouto]

両片思い

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown”

[wolfmilkbijutsu]

Happy-aggressive and unhinged Ortho is my favorite Ortho

Like look at him. He's just a baby. Let him say fuck, Idia, he's earned it

[starz-4-mel]

[rocketbirdie]

it's all subjective

[livelaughlaney]

i need a man written by lana del rey

[wobubling]

been on a heart pirates kick lately

[von-leg]

Local doctor tries to comprehend wtf just happened to him

[tankycinna]

[officialmiintee]

implied one piece spoilers / survivor’s guilt

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[soupmanspeaks]

Yk if Steelwool could make an easy Hundred thousand Mikemillion dollars if they put him in Secrets of the Mimic trust