#sighs. college.

[virgil-says-things]

quickly jumping on and saying I AM still making cm bots and I AM still taking/doing reqs!! I'm just struggling to get reqs done rn 💔💔

[o4i0n]

came across a tiktok where the bride surprises the groom with her ‘spicy’ photos throughout their wedding day and all i can think of is pulling a stunt like that with nanami .. the embarrassingly bright flush that appears in red splotches below his neck that creeps up his ears; the way he blinks at the polaroids you discreetly slip into his clammy hand before he looks at you, then away again as he clears his throat to dismiss his reaction; the flustered smile that quirks up at the corner of his lips as he chuckles because the timing could not be any more perfect (for you, at least. it isn’t for him but he’d let it slide).

the pictures aren’t too explicit—god knows you’ve been more brazen in the past with your now-husband. they’re sensual, tasteful, and you know that they’re just right when kento tries to pull you away to somewhere secluded during the busy moments in between your reception since he told you that your guests can wait a few minutes. you tell him no, not yet, but not without handing him another polaroid.

even if he kind of expected it, he can never truly prepare himself when he flits his eyes down. you’re donned in lingerie that hugs your body in all the right places, and best of all, the set you’re wearing shares the same shade of blue as his signature dress shirt.

he can’t wait for the formalities to end.

[myuminji]

Doodles of loser behaviour (he gets kisses)

Another loser behaviour (he gets kisses, again)

they bring Roberto a headache on a daily basis

[tragicvampireromanceisland]

been thinking about how joy and embarrassment might interact......they are so besties. To Me. <3

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[milkamel]

I think that Killer and Cross should kiss,,

Like- just a sudden thought. An honest opinion.

Idk why I'm posting this I feel a little silly

(If anyone has any headcanons about them or something like that I'd love to hear them- like idk in the comments or the ask- I'm so bad at talking to people it's so scary and nervewracking but I really want to fkgjfkj-)

[theloveinc]

toji and stepson!megumi.. and their inability to say no to the lecherous chubby lady they call wife/mom.

i’d imagine that toji wouldn’t be all that mad when he finds his son in a reverse mating press under you only a few weeks after he came home from college.. the boy drooling out the mouth while you giggle maniacally at the sight.

hell, he’d probably laugh, not sure how someone as studly as himself could produce such a.. a sweetie.

like sure, your stepson has a chiseled body and a cock rivaling his father’s.. but boy does he have such a low threshold for stimulation.

ugh forgive me caitie for i have sinned.. toji holding poor gumi’s hips in place while you fuck yourself on his cock, the both of you cooing at him for being so cute.

(i couldnt produce many more thoughts for this but please feel free to insert)

I think it's more so that you're unable to say no to them, because they're the needy dogs in the house !!

It's not that college was difficult or hard for Megumi ... but getting home to a cute woman who feeds him and does his laundry and watches TV every night grooming the dogs in a muumuu while cozied up to his dad... it makes his balls TIGHT !! that kind of affection, the kind that he didn't realize he was missing his whole life (but esp. while away taking care of yuji and listening to nobara degrade him in the dorms).

As if it it's his fault for being attracted to you, anyway... not when he's half his father and there you are, practically offering yourself up for him the first time you catch him with a morning wood when you came in to make his bed first thing in the morning...

(If anything, Toji probs told you to be soft with the boy in moments like this, warned you he gets all tense and snappy when he hasn't been babied in a while, and there's nothing like watching his father sucking face w/ a pretty woman to make 'gumi all needy for touch, too)

So when you end up reporting back to him that megumi barely lasted a minute with his cock wrapped up in your boobs... he's just giving up hope entirely that his son will ever find a woman on his own and deciding that you, as parents, just have to take care of him yourselves. i mean, you already said it, he's got the looks and parts to back up what you need in the bedroom, as well, esp when Toji is out for long periods making money for you guys--why not spend some time teaching your grumpy lil son how to fuck?

Holding his hips til he cries, showing him how you like your nipples pinched and played with, how to shove someone's head down on a cock, how to take his nose being shoved into your clit...who's to blame you all for getting a bit addicted??

[willosword]

☹️

[mishkinis]

practicing disco elysium portrait style with the ROs from coaaf: if by @coeluvr :]

[anonymocha]

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: *on stage, singing* Shake yo money maker!!!

cThomas: *smiles awkwardly; holds up his college degree; starts shaking it*

Roman: *slaps it out of his hands* WRONG

[girlishwhimsies]

thinking about the economic divide in the outsiders again. sigh.

[zweiginator]

need them to eat me out at the same time ngl.... tongues fighting over my clit YUM

-🐞

them worshipping your pussy, patrick spreading your legs and art diving in first (you snooze you lose!). patrick pushing him aside and licking a fat stripe over your folds but art sucks your clit into his mouth and they're just fighting over who gets to push you over the edge. but you're so turned on watching their tongues flick out of their pretty lips, how they groan as spit dribbles down their chins. how their tongues touch and they start making out with each other as they touch you. <3

[columtard]

The only (fatal) victim of the Dawson College Shooting; Anastasia De Sousa

Anastasia Rebecca “Stacy” De Sousa was a first-semester International Business student who’s life was tragically cut short at the age of 18 years old. Leaving behind two grieving parents, her younger sister and younger brother. She was shot in the abdomen and pronounced dead on scene.

"We never stopped laughing. I used to call her Malibu Stacy because she was like a Barbie doll," said Jennifer Mariasine, who went to junior high school with De Sousa.

Anastasia’s funeral was visited by nearly 700 people, all giving their condolences to the grieving family, some even staying out in the drizzling rain to pay their respects.

"One time we were speaking, and she said that at her funeral, she wanted everyone to smile and to wear pink. I don't know about the smiling, but I'm wearing pink."

The funeral brought closure to many, a moment to grieve about a young lost life that had much ahead of her. On her casket, wrapped in white and blue brought down the steps of the church with the Dawson College flag over it.

Nearly hundreds pay their respects to the young victim during a visitation at a funeral home in Laval. Strangers, Family and Friends alike paying their final respects.

“Together with her parents, Louise and Nelson De Sousa, Dawson College established a memorial award fund in her name so that every year, deserving Dawson students can pursue their dreams.”

source source

(“Two days after the event, people bring flowers to the de Maisonneuve entrance, where the first shots had been fired.” source)

Anastasia’s Bill

In Québec, a month after the Dawson College Shooting. A new provincial legislation was introduced to control weapons throughout the province.

"Quebec's Bill 9 will be called Anastasia's law in memory of 18-year-old Anastasia DeSousa, who was killed at Dawson College in Montreal last September in a shooting rampage."

"Wearing a pink ribbon in honour of DeSousa's memory, Charest unveiled details about the proposed bill Friday afternoon at Dawson College, at an event attended by Anastasia's parents, students who survived the shooting and Ontario Attorney General Michael Bryant.'

The bill introduced will:

• Restrict ownership of semiautomatic weapons to gun club members.

• Limit the right of the owner to transport guns from one place to another.

• Require people to apply for gun permits in person at a police station and pass an aptitude test.

• Require gun club owners to report any suspicious or unusual behaviour detected among members.

• Require other professionals, such as physicians and teachers to report suspicious behaviour even if it contradicts doctor-patient or any other confidentiality.

• Create gun-free zones on public transit, and at day cares, schools and colleges.

Those who do not comply with the met ban would be fined up to $5,000 (CAD). As well as the weapons being confiscated even without a warrant.

"The bill is Quebec's response to the September 13 shootings at Dawson, where 20 people were shot and injured before gunman Kimveer Gill turned his weapon on himself. It was later discovered he was an active member of a Montréal gun club prior to the attack."

"The new law requires Québecers to do their part to alert authorities to any odd behaviour that could potentially lead to tragedies like the one at Dawson."

(Anastasia (far left in pink) with her family (from left to right) Louise, Nicholas, Sarah and Nelson)

[ciderjacks]

Being intelligent enough to get through all of (k-12) school without putting any effort in or studying at all is great until you realize you genuinely don’t know how to put effort in or study. Then it sucks.

[greasydumbfuck]

i very much like. small franks