#shut your mouth satan ( ooc )

[heartvess]

I logged in so there’s that.

[temis-de-leon]

Pick me girls and OM! Brothers - Part 1

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon and Levi (x reader, separately)

Part 2 - Satan, Asmo, Beel and Belphie (x reader, separately)

Part 3 - Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon and Simeon (x reader, separately)

Masterlist

CW: pick me girl behavior, suggestive, mentions of sex between the brothers and mc, mentions of violence, a bit of magic, mentions of cheating (not actual cheating), mammon and mc taking a shower together, jealous mc, some fluff, some hurt, some comfort, kinda ooc but i had so much fun with this

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Lucifer

Wherever you went, rumor followed. Haven't you heard? The mighty Lord of Pride has a significant other. Who could it be? Maybe the prince or his butler? Both of them? Or perhaps it was just some random demon? Surely not the human... right?

"Of course not!" said the witch, surrounded by both curious and jealous nobles.

You weren't in the balcony, but you could still hear the conversation in your spot near the open door. You could also hear the gasps and the murmurs. It was ridiculous.

What to do next? You could interrupt the gossip and make your relationship public; after all, it was only a matter of time before someone spotted you both in Ristorante Six or an empty hallway in RAD.

Ignoring them was the better option, however. No words sounded aggressive and yet polite enough to get the witch to shut up without making a scene. Plus, Lucifer was looking exquisitely fine that night. His wings did wonders to his appearance.

"Then who?" the voices asked while you walked away towards your boyfriend.

"Well, I wasn't supposed to say anything..."

Oh no she did not.

"But we're just so in love"

I'll be damned, you thought. She did.

The wrath you felt was primal and it provoked a worried glance from Satan, who was chatting with one of his many contacts in the other side of the ballroom.

You wanted to make an entrance, a dramatic one, but you could only watch as the witch talked and talked about her supposed first date with Lucifer, their first kiss, their first time, his performance in bed (which... No. She was so wrong about that one).

Finally, you opened your mouth.

"You don't say?"

But that wasn't your voice.

Beside you stood Lucifer in all his glory, with a smile that didn't reach his eyes and a hand hugging your waist. The floor trembled under your feet as he walked and, if it wasn't for his tight grip, the magic induced vertigo would've send you to the ground.

You could tell he was trying not to harm you too much, but the group in the balcony wasn't so lucky. All of them were on their knees and some even coughing blood.

"Do tell all your stories tonight, by dawn you'll have no tongue to keep lying"

The witch had tears in her eyes, too focused on her own pain to be aware of her surroundings or his words. Was he being serious? You wanted to ask what would really happen to that woman, but Lucifer was always two steps ahead.

He cradled your face and kissed you, slowly yet firm. His cold skin felt good against yours, already blushing under his half lidded eyes.

"Dance with me?" he asked, caressing your bottom lip with his thumb.

Damn, did he know how to distract you.

Mammon

"You're dating the Great Mammon!" he'd said with his characteristic smile, both of you eating ramen in your bed while watching bad romcoms "That's something to be stoked about! You need to tell everyone about it!"

Of course, that translated to: please, please, please, I need people to know that I bagged YOU and YOU chose ME.

So, there you were, chatting with his makeup stylist and some other models while he posed in front of the camera. It was better than you expected, actually. You thought the fashion world in the Devildom would be full of self righteous assholes and insufferable divas, but you couldn't be more wrong.

Well, of course, there's always an exception.

There was a demoness in the other side of the studio, taking selfies with a pout in her lips and a fake, nauseating, innocence in her expression. She looked toxic from a mile away.

And yet, your boyfriend dated her for three months; three long and excruciating months, yes, but still. They'd dated.

And you were cool with that. So so cool with that. You were chill. A freezer, even. You loved Mammon and everyone and their mother could tell Mammon loved you. Everything was fine.

Except... well...

It was easy to forget the brothers were famous and popular bachelors, princes of hell, that, just like in every human monarchy, had fans to spare. People that would support them no matter what they did and no matter who they dated and people that would hate everyone they dated because... You don't really know why.

You just had some haters.

And this bitch was taking advantage of this, you knew it in your heart.

Rumors of Mammon cheating on you with one of his model coworkers had been there since the beginning of your relationship. It was something you just had to live with, one of the reasons the Avatar of Greed doted on you with everything he had.

Mammon loved you.

So why did you panick so much when he stood up in the underwear he was advertising, getting ready for the next picture, and the demoness took a selfie of her lips with his half naked body behind her?

"That whore" whispered another model behind you. You liked them.

But it was okay, you didn't mind. No, really. You didn't.

Except you did.

And so did Mammon.

"Oi!"

Everyone looked at him and you could swear his demon form was starting to show, blending with his siluette in blurred edges.

"Delete that"

She could've laughed at him, like everyone tended to do. She could've ignored him and tempt fate, but it was not a wise idea.

There was static in the air, black mist barely clouding your vision and a faint voice whispering in the back of your brain. The sound of feathers filled the room and soon crows started to surround the studio outside the window.

After a couple of sickening minutes, a loud pop settled the place back to normal and caused the birds to fly away.

The demoness gasped, letting her DDD fall to the ground like it burned her. Looking at her smoking hands, it probably did.

After that, everyone acted like nothing happened. You, however? Your whole body was buzzing, leaving you paralyzed with feelings you needed to explore in the future and making Mammon look at you with a knowing smile.

"...sick of those rumors..." he'd say hours later while he washed your hair in the shower "and you dumbass humans believe everything you see, even if it's stupid"

He'd wait until you were both in bed, ruminating about every little thing that happened back there before talking again.

"Because it's stupid, you know? I'd never cheat on ya. The Great Mammon would never do that to you. I mean, I'd never to that anyway, but specially not to you. Keep that in mind, human! You catched the best demon of all hell! Lucky you!"

Lucky me, he wanted to say instead.

You understood him anyways.

Leviathan

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu sent you a message!

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You stared at the screen and the screen stared back at you.

Reading the user name physically hurt you and you'd lie if you said you weren't worried about it. Did you trust Levi? Yes, absolutely. Did you trust f3istyk1ttenuwu? Not really, no.

So (this time voluntarily), you opened the gates of hell.

It was the Devildom version of Discord, which was worrying enough, and the user's pfp showed a cute pinked hair girl with dainty horns and half of her boobs out.

With a frown and your heartbeat in your throat, you opened the chatroom.

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: r u lone?

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: did ur frend leef?

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: their a party pooper

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: didnt let u join the grp

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: :(

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: leviachsn?

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Oh, heeeeell no.

First of all, it was leviachAn. Second, YOU were the only one who could call him THAT.

Ignoring the voice of reason, you checked the door before investigating the previous messages. Levi was in your room, retrieving your nightwear as punishment for not letting you win in Devil Kart YET AGAIN, so, knowing how flustered he got everytime he saw you in the Ruri Chan's inspired piyamas he got you for your birthday, you were sure you had another couple of minutes alone in his room.

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: thx 4 sving me !!

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: we shld team more

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: were zo good 2gether

wEre Zo gOoD 2gETheR

You couldn't help but mock her in the privacy of your mind. Did she think writing like a 10 year old was attractive? If so, what the fuck?

@/f3istyk1ttenuwu: call? brke my pc & cn't fix it alone \(-o-)/

"Call a fucking tech" you whispered to yourself.

"Henry?"

Fuck.

You turned around like a deer in headlights. Levi's cheeks still wore a furious red, but he remained quiet at the door when he saw you snooping through his private conversations.

Fuck it, you thought after some uncomfortable seconds. If someone could understand jealousy, it would be him.

"Who's this girl?"

Levi frowned and got closer to you, leaning over your shoulder to see his computer, probably giving you the closeness he'd crave if he was in your place.

"Oh, I don't know" his final answer disappointed you "Some girl the others wanted in the party"

But why was she talking to him like that?

"And why is she talking to you like that?"

He shrugged his shoulders, knowing that both of you knew the answer. Then, he straightened like he had an epiphany, and looked at you with shining eyes and a smile too big for his face.

"Are you jealous, MC?"

Levi jumped in happiness before you could say anything, unable to truly express how happy he was upon his sin affecting you.

"My Henry is jealous!! Because of a yucky disgusting otaku like me!! This reminds me of that anime: 'Help?! My crush snooped through my pc and now they're jealous because someone else is flirting with me??'"

It was obvious by now you had nothing to worry about, so you let him be. You let him appreciate how much you loved him.

In the end, you had to shower his face in kisses to shut him up and, for great measure, you also changed into that extra large Ruri Chan t-shirt in front of him.

Hours later, both of you were sweating in the comfort of his bathtub and Levi was completely sure you fell asleep.

And if you saw how he offered himself to fix this girl's computer only to hack her camera and post her real face all around the internet, no you didn't.

Tagging them lovely people: @hello-gloomy @the-sassiest-toaster @hero-nii-blog @yourlocalyin

Hope you like it!

[decojellyfish]

Calico Valley

Thank you all so much for waiting! I really like how this one turned out. I was very much inspired by this playlist while writing. I recommend listening to it while you read!

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Horror AU! TF141 Priest! Soap x Southern Belle! Fem + AFAB! Reader (She/Her) This town he was sent to is kind of… off. This girl is pretty cute, though.

SFW ~ Fic with fluff that rots away into horrific angst

Warnings: Horror themes, religion-related horror themes (specifically Christianity), an unhealthily protective father figure (extremely OOC John Price), brief swearing near the end, suggested murder, and cannibalism

───♡───────────── Beginning

In the little, Christian, Southern town of Calico Valley, John was staying at the local inn, filled with cobwebs, dust, and the possibility of paranormal entities. He did not fear, however. He kept his rosary close to him, and by close, he would sleep with it clutched in his hands every night he stayed in that inn.

He had been called to this town in regards to a supposed possession of a young boy. He was behaving erratically, spewing vile words that were not of the Lord but of Satan himself. The exorcism took about 4 hours before the boy was finally free of the demon’s hand. He even had the help of the town’s priest, John Price. After that, he would make his way to the town’s church.

John would sit in a random row, eyes shut, rosary in hand and pressed near his lips as he silently prayed. A few minutes into his stay at the church, he heard someone sit down next to him. He finished his prayer before looking over at who it was.

A young woman, dressed in a light yellow dress with white ruffles, lace, and ribbons accented all over the garment. You. Your hands were clasped in your lap as you kept her head low, a white bow placed at the back of your hair. You were also praying, though you would softly whisper it to yourself rather than silently think of it. A closed, lacey, white parasol rested against your leg.

Once you were finished, you blinked before looking at John. A small smile appeared on your lips. “I’ve heard rumors about a visitor in town… I wanted to see if they were true, I had a feeling you would be here.” Your voice was soft as if you didn’t want to scare the traveling priest.

John let out a small chuckle, “I take it you don’t get too many visiting priests?” “Oh no, we do. I’ve just never met a Scottish priest before, that’s all.” You giggled, a little embarrassed at the honest confession. “My father is this town’s priest.” You added.

“Oh really? I met him when we were exorcising a poor little boy. He aided me in the process.” He smiled, now interested in the fact that he had met the priest’s daughter. If he was being honest, he felt a small flutter in his heart when he laid his eyes on you. A worried frown had replaced your pleasant smile, a small sigh leaving your mouth as you looked away from him and at the painting of Lord Christ. “It pains me to know there is so much sin in this world. So many sinners, why can’t they listen to the words of the Lord…?”

He felt your worries, your confusion. He would lean ever so slightly closer to you, placing a hand over your clasped ones. “That’s why your father and I, as well as many others like us, exist. To help sinners be forgiven, and be relieved of their sins. But we can only do so much, dear.”

Your cheeks turned a light shade of red at his words and his simple action of holding your hand. It made him smile warmly, and you smile in return. “I never got your name, Father.” She asked, sitting up a bit.

“John MacTavish. Although, my friends just call me Johnny. And you, Ms. Price?” He asked with a small chuckle. You laughed as well, giving him your name as you grabbed your parasol and stood up, he did as well. “Perhaps I can show you around the town? It’s the least I can do for your services…” “I’d love to. Lead the way.” He smiled as he followed you out of the church into the dirt roads that directed the town.

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You had finished showing Father Johnny around, your favorite candy parlor, your father’s favorite pub, the barbershop, and many other little spots. Some secret getaways as well, like your favorite spot beside the flowing river that you would visit when you wanted to get away from your father when he was in a mood.

“Wow, there’s so much to this town, eh?” Father Johnny looked over at you, making you giggle and nod. “Yes, it’s got so many things to see and do. Say, would you like to come over for dinner tonight? I’m sure my father wouldn’t mind at all.” You smiled up at him.

“I would love to, Ms. Price.” He smiled in return, reaching out and gingerly grasping your hand. “Why don’t we head to your home now, hm? I can’t help but think your father is worried ill about where you are.” “He always worries too much about me.” You huffed, your fingers twirling away at your parasol as it slightly dug into the ground.

“Ah, he’s just looking out for his pretty little girl.” His words made you blush a bit, your smile evolving from a pleasant smirk to a happy grin. “You think I’m pretty, Johnny…?” He stared at you, into your gem-like eyes. “Of course I do, you rival pearls in matters of beauty.” Father Johnny took a small step closer to you, his face mere inches away from yours.

You couldn’t believe this was happening, the butterflies in your stomach dancing and fluttering about like there was no tomorrow. It seemed like ages as you could see him leaning in a bit more, the both of you knowing where this was going. “Oh, would you hurry up and just smooch me?” You spoke as you wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him into a deep, loving kiss. He was surprised, but would happily melt into it and hold your face with his strong hands.

Price stood behind a thick willow tree, his hands angrily clutching each other behind his back. His eyes filled with rage as he watched the sight take place across the street. A man whom he thought was filled with faith and pureness had corrupted his daughter, luring her into a world of lustful romance. Sooner or later, she would be packing her bags to run off with this devil who called himself a man of God—selling her soul to him for a life of sin, birthing his demon children. Essentially leaving him to rot in this dying town.

He couldn’t have it. Something had to be done. He marched back to his home and began to prepare.

The kiss felt like it lasted forever, and you never wanted it to end. But, unfortunately, you both needed to breathe. So your lips parted from Father Johnny’s, a big smile on his face as he looked at you. “That was amazing…” You were smiling too but would look around as you couldn’t shake the feeling of being watched. You looked back at Father Johnny, giving him a cautious look. “Just watch out for my father, got it? He can get rather… protective.”

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You two arrive back at your father’s house, Father Johnny trying to keep it subtle the way his hand is on the small of your back. His fingers caress the fabric of your dress.

Knocking on the door, it only takes a few seconds for your father to answer the door. A few seconds beforehand, Father Johnny had removed his hand from you. Your father had a warm smile on his face when he saw the two of you. “Father John, can I help you with anything?” Your father questioned, welcoming you in but halting the priest at his door. “Ah, your daughter invited me over for dinner. Bonnie told me you wouldn’t mind.” Father Johnny smiled at him, Price’s eye slightly twitching at the pet name.

“Ah, of course. Come in, come in. I’ve only got poultry stew cooking, I hope that’s enough for you.” Greedy pig, he thought to himself.

Father Johnny nodded as a silent thank you before entering the Price household, taking a look around before he smelled the stew your father had spoken of. “Lovely home you’ve got, plenty cozy.” “Only the best for my little girl.” Price mumbled, locking the front door shut.

The three of you were all sat around the table, each with a bowl of stew and a piece of bread. “What’s it like in Scotland, Father Johnny?” You asked, spoon stirring at your bowl of stew. “Father Johnny?” Price looked at you, confused. “Johnny is what his friends call him.” You answered as if it was the simplest question you’ve ever gotten in your life. Father Johnny smiled a bit at your bluntness, trying to hold back a small chuckle.

We have little nicknames for each other now? Price thought to himself, teeth gritting against each other as Johnny answered.

“Nothing too special, though I could be saying that because it’s my home country.” He laughed, causing you to laugh as well as you ate a spoonful of stew. “I hope I get to visit one day.” You hummed, going back to stirring with your spoon. “I think you’d love it, Bonnie.” Your father shut down the affectionate interaction between you two by, somewhat aggressively, reminding Father Johnny what your actual name was.

From then on, dinner was only the sounds of spoons clinking against bowls, the liquidy sounds of stew, and the gentle crunching of bread.

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It was the middle of the night, and you were sleeping in bed under your blankets with a nightgown replacing your day dress. A hand gently woke you up, causing groggy whines to leave your throat. Sitting up, rubbing at one of your eyes, you look at the perpetrator. It was Father Johnny. He had taken up your father’s offer to stay the night.

“Johnny… what are you doing here…? In my room…?” You whispered, still waking up. “Just wanted to give you a kiss goodnight… I couldn’t since it was kind of tense between your father and me…” He whispered back, holding your hand. You couldn’t help but smile, he was just so sweet!

You leaned forward and he gave you a gentle peck on your lips, before parting and giving another little peck to your forehead. “Love you, Bonnie.” “Love you too, Johnny.”

“Father John.”

You both nearly screamed when your father’s voice ripped through the loving silence that fell between you two. Father Johnny quickly stood up, dusting himself off as he looked at your father, who was standing in the open crack of your door. “Father Price.” Father Johnny replied. “I apologize, I was- I realized your daughter had left something of hers in the kitchen and I thought she would like to keep it close to her.”

Price held his hand up, signaling for him to stop talking before he smiled. “That’s fine, Father John. I just stopped by to tell you that I’ve received a desperate request for an exorcism.” “This late at night?” “It’s the devil’s hour, I’m not surprised.” Price chuckled a little, opening the door a bit more for Father Johnny to come with him.

Father Johnny nodded, understandingly, before giving you a loving glance and leaving the room with your father.

With that, you rested back into your bed. It seemed your father didn’t have a problem with you and Father Johnny after all. Perhaps it was because Father Johnny was a priest, and that meant he would keep you safe from sin. You smiled as you began to imagine your wedding, your own father being the one to wed you and Father Johnny together. Your wedding dress, what kind of flowers your bouquet would be filled with, what kind of cake you and Johnny would feed each other after the first slice was cut.

It made you giddy and excited to leave this town, instead, you would be living in Scotland with Father Johnny. Mrs. MacTavish. It had such a nice sound to it, wouldn’t you agree?

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The loud crack of violent thunder ripped you from your sleep. It was pouring outside. Thankfully, it was only a Wednesday. You wouldn’t have to trek through all the mud to go to the church. You gave a small stretch before getting out of bed and walking down the steps. Your father was already cooking breakfast, but it was oddly enough another stew. Usually, he would be frying an egg or two, maybe even roasting a slice of ham to go along with it.

“Good morning, father.” You smiled at the back of your father’s head before you began to look around for Father Johnny. “Morning, dear.” Your father replied back, not turning to greet you. He was too focused on cooking.

“Do you know where Father Johnny would be? I figured he would be joining us for breakfast.” “Don’t fret about him, he’s just a boy. Go get yourself a bowl.” Your father answered, not wanting to hear any more of this ‘Father Johnny’ shit.

You silently obliged and got a bowl for yourself and one for your father, as well as one for Father Johnny.

Five minutes into breakfast, you were occasionally glancing over at the spot next to you at the table. Where Father Johnny would be, but it was only you and your father who sat across from you. Stirring at your morning stew, lifting up the meatballs with your spoon before gently placing them back down into the broth, you didn’t want to finish breakfast without the love of your life.

“Don’t play with your food, young lady.” Your father commanded, causing you to go back to sipping small spoonfuls of broth. “Make sure you eat the meat too, I don’t want you growing weak.” You followed his second command and scooped up one of the meatballs, taking a small bite out of it.

“This meat tastes weird…” You mumbled. “Well, you need to finish it. It’s not gone off if that’s what you’re wondering.” Your father retorted, eating the meat like he didn’t taste anything wrong with it. But you listened to him, father always knew best.

“I thought you would love the meat. It’s your favorite kind, anyway.” “Father, beef doesn’t usually taste like this-”

“It’s not beef.”

You looked up at him, confused. “I don’t think any other kind of meat tastes like this either, father.” “Didn’t you want to be with him forever?” Price replied blankly. “Father, what does Johnny have anything to do with this?” You were beyond puzzled at this point. “And where even is he? I never took him to be a man who likes to sleep in.”

“Dearest, he’s with us right now.” A small grin began to tug at your father’s lips. “He’s with you, too, my love.” You kept looking at your father with a perplexed expression, looking at him, then where Johnny was supposed to be seated, then your father again, and you briefly glanced down at your stew to think, what the hell is your father talking about? 

Then it hit you.

You dropped your spoon, eyes wide open as you stared into the bowl of stew that rested on the table before you. Your body began to tremble as you heard your father holding back a wretched snicker. You stared at the balls of that weird meat, taking in every single bump and wrinkle they had to offer. Until your vision began to blur, tears flooding your eyes and clouding your sight. Your hands reached up to cover your mouth. Whether it was to keep you from vomiting, or from screaming bloody murder, you didn’t know. One thing you did know, however…

Was that you were eating meat that once belonged to Father Johnny’s corpse.

“Isn’t it what you wanted, dear?” Your father was holding back barrels of laughter as he watched your response. “You and that son of a bitch together forever? Honestly, Lovie, you don’t know how terrible it makes me feel, knowing that I’ve raised such a stupid child. Who thinks that she can magically be swept away by some devil-boy.” Your father growled at you, slamming his hands onto the table, causing some of the stew to dribble and spill onto the wooden structure.

The only thing you could do was sob, hiccup, and wipe at your tear-covered face. “Oh, stop your fucking crying. Now that I think about it, you and him would’ve been perfect together. All that boy would do was cry and weep, begging for his life before I swung that axe down. I freed you from a life of sin.”

“I hate you!” You screamed at your father through your tears, standing up and shoving the chair to the ground as you did so. Crack. The sound of thunder striking close to your home as your father swiftly slapped you clean across the face, nearly causing you to topple over. It nearly synced up at the same time. You held your face, looking up at the monster that contributed to your creation.

“Go to your room.” Your father commanded. Even in your heartbroken rage, you still listened to him. You ran up the stairs to your room, slamming the door shut behind you.

You were curled up in your bed, sobbing into your hands, when you heard your doorknob start to slightly jiggle. Your father wasn’t coming in, though.

You got up and tested it, giving it a little turn. But it wouldn’t turn. It was locked.

Your father had locked you in your room from the outside.

“It’s for your own good, dear. I can’t have you constantly getting wrapped up in all these demons who’re trying to control you and your gentle heart.” Your father spoke over your desperate cries to unlock the door, your fists banging against the wood. He left you alone after that. For the rest of the day even. You weren’t fed, you weren’t given anything to drink.

You were in hell. Satan, himself, had locked you into your own, personal ring of hell.

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[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Tired dad!Lucifer AU - Part 1

(This was written before the Gamigin event, so there are OOC elements. Not proof read, fuck it we ball)

Lucifer never saw children before, so he just assumed that the small devils where just... like that. One of them was sleeping and the others were running away from the one with blonde hair and dark skin who was holding a massive centipede in his hands. Lucifer turned to his assistent/most trusted general while never taking his eyes away from the rascals.

Lucifer: Morax... what are these?

Morax: I'm not sure, your majesty... they look cute, though. Can we keep them?

Lucifer: I don't think we have much of a choice.

One of the children bumps into Lucifer and looks up at him with his blood red eyes.

Asmodeus: Daddy?

Lucifer looks with disgust at the almost naked child, blessing the loin cloth for preventing him from seing what he didn't want to see

Morax: Aww, he thinks you're his dad. No, little falla, his majesty Lucifer isn't your daddy. You're daddy is up in the sky and He's constantly watching everyone. But He's currently busy with the angel revolution, so He has no time to look after you.

Leviathan: Does he care about the angels more than us?

Morax: Not neccessarly, but they're very loud, so He has no choice but to listen.

Satan: AAAAAAAAAA

Instinctively, Lucifer kicked Satan in the stomach. Instead of groaning in pain, Satan came up to Lucifer again and started jumping.

Satan: Again! Kick me again!

Lucifer: What even are these creatures? Are you demons?

All the devils in unison: Yes!

Leviathan: You're angels, aren't you? Filthy angels...

Morax: Actually we're demons now as well.

Lucifer: You know Morax, sometimes I wish that it was your mouth and not your eye that was missing...

Morax: I apologise, your majesty.

Lucifer: If you ment it, you would have shut up a while ago. Anyway. Devils, I am Lucifer Morningstar and it is my God given duty to look after you. My job is to make sure that hell becomes as prosperus, if not more so, than Heaven itself. I have heroicly endured great tragedy to reach you and I- what are you doing, how did you climb on me. Take that repulsive organism away from my visage, do you have any idea how unsanitary it is to have a Biota Eukaryota Animalia Eumetazoa Protostomia Arthropoda Mandibulata near your mouth!

Beelzebub: I like your funny words, magic man.

Asmodeus: Shove it in his eye! That'd be hot!

Morax tryes to gently remove Beelzebub, who had climed on top of Lucifer trying to force the bug in one of his holes. The other children were laughing, even Leviathan slightly smirked at seing the former angel's struggle.

Lucifer: You, are the worst batch of brats I've ever seen. I am calling God and demanding to be taken back to Heaven! You filthy little idiots.

Morax: Ok, kids, today we learned an important lesson. Don't try to force centipedes in Lucifer's eyes or he'll be very sad. You don't want to make people sad. No no no. Sad is bad.

Lucifer was impatiantly calling God who wasn't answering. Unbeknownst to him, Gabriel changed God's sim card. Morax on the other hand was very condecending to the young devils, but it wasn't out of disrespect, that's just how he usually talks.

[liyuee-qixing]

"In fact; I'm fucking terrified."

Scenarios: Characters with GN! MC freezing as a trauma response.

Characters:Satan, Leviathan

C.W/T.W: Trauma, implied abuse, implied abandonment issues. might be ooc

DISCLAIMER!!:i DO NOT romanticize depression,trauma,or any mental health in any ways,as I suffer from it too for the past year. This fic was made with no intentions to insult any person or community.

Author Note:my head is so dizzy I'm might pass out

Satan

Gehenna,a country with more violence tendencies than the other,a cruel country with it's people fist made of iron. Not to mention the nation streets were filled with Angels and bodies decay,the smell of old blood fill in your lungs in just any seconds you step in the alleys and streets.

You should've used to it by now,you better be used to it. But you didn't,when Satan or Sitri killed an angel right Infront of you, usually you shut your eyes tight,but this time.. it was different.

The angel blood splattered right Infront your eyes,the gory scene you were forced to see is enough to make you feel like puking,just enough for the past experiences to play back in your mind.

You cannot hear Satan or Sitri words,hells,or shout,you freeze there,the now broken,gory description of the angel body were right Infront of you,the smell hit your nostrils,inhaling,exhaling,your eyes started watering.

"maybe if I was a better child.."your trains of thought were quickly read by Satan,he immediately know that your actions was a trauma response.

He jumped Infront of you,taking your hand in his,as he wipe your tears away,not with panic.

"look, we're in this together, it's all will be alright"

He made sure from the day on, you'll never feel something such as bad to yourself,to never remember the shady blood tainted past of your,to forgot an old scars.

"how are you?" "I believe you" "take it slow" sweet affirmation pouring from his mouth just ensure your comfort,his hand finding your hair to stroke in a meanwhile.

Leviathan

You've heard worse; useless,ugly, undeserving,was nothing new to you, it's a daily things you receive everyday on your plate,you always gulp them down without fighting back, without any words, without telling anybody; because you have no one. Your body slowly reduced into a jar of unstable emotions with passing days.

Why are you surprised when Leviathan words were stabbed into you at right that moment,you thought you were used to it by now? Did you seriously thought Leviathan is going to protect you,just as he said? How dumb,in the end you'll have no one,again,nobody,your breath hitched as more of his insult fell down from his serpent tongue

You? The descendants of Solomon? The oh so great king of kings? Crying because you thought somebody is truly your friend and now insult are seeping through his mouth? How immature,you reflect no great ruler of all kings,your eyes twitching trying to suppress your tears

Say something,but your lips quiver and tongue back away, desperation is eating you alive,the results of not having any friends and being bullied come rushing stabbing at your heart,that sure to bleeds, without realizing, you're already crying Infront of the great leviathan,silently, without any sounds,you just stood there,in middle of the room,hands reaching out for him,but not moving.

You wanted to scream,yell,beg for him to not leave you,the look of concerning did not fit his handsome face,his insults stopped for a seconds,as he stare at you blankly,you wanted nothing more than to scratch your skin,tear it apart and disappear,you want nothing more than to not feel the way you feel right now.

"I need to do better for you"

Levi might not know how to immediately deal with you suddenly freezing,he'll let one of the nobles deal with it having to put his envy down for a moment just for your own sake

Though it seem dumb and childish for him,he tries to ensure that he is your friend from your point of view,he tries to not insults or say things that he doesn't mean or know wouldn't end good,doesn't mean you can have another friend though

"ermmememrmrm this is ooc as shit" how do you feel if I shove 60 tennis balls down your throat>_<

[pulchratormentum]

my absence is over! here is your update for anyone wondering:: Nothing triggering this time.

I got my associate’s degree after LITERAL years of putting off going to college. I am really proud of myself for cramming 6 classes in two weeks, so I am vibing about that! I got my meds adjusted to balance out my emotional and mental problems, so i feel more solid. We are moving FORWARD. I put firm boundaries with the narc. Which is big for me. I lost a friend, but it’s okay. I only want to see them thrive. I don’t want to continue to dwell on it. I am RE-OPENING shipping. With Dena. For now.  I feel so much better about being here, guys. I love you all, and thank you for the support and kind words through my breakdown.

[rozcdust]

I don’t speak to whores

Pairing: Bonten x AroAce!GN!Reader

Genre: Crack, SMAU

Word Count: 1.2K

Warnings: Canon divergent, profanity, ooc, whore behaviour, qpp relatinship, NO ROMANCE, just reader bullying Bonten

pt. 1 | masterlist

“Oh, hello baby, here so early?” Rindou leaned against the fax machine, smugly sipping his coffee.

The break room was supposed to be silent at this time of day, but apparently, Satan had other ideas for you, because just as you were about to make yourself a smoothie, the brother of the harlot showed up.

Trying to contain the urge to spit in his face, you thought for a second about how you weren’t even sure an action as plain as a taking sip of coffee can be smug, yet here the jellyfish was.

Being smug.

His voice, like a fork on a glass window, drilling into your skull from 7:13 motherfucking a. in the m.

“Good morning mr…. Sorry, what is your name again?”

Rindou simply grinned.

Of course, you knew his name, you weren’t that stupid, but rather you just wanted to annoy him a little.

Give him a taste of his own fucking medicine.

Just as he opened his mouth, you turned the blender on.

“Rindou.”

Shutting the blender off, you threw him a confused look.

“Rando?”

He frowned, just a little, before trying again.

On the blender went, as you shamelessly stared him dead in the eye.

“Rindou. Or Rin.” He tried to out-talk the noisiness of the blender, but to no avail.

Off.

“Ran?”

On.

“That is my brother. I’m Rindou.”

Off.

“Rambo?

On.

“Rindou.”

Off, now paired with a cute tilt of your head, letting him know you were just an innocent little cretchure meaning no harm, except the broken shins.

“Jeremy?”

Rindou blinked.

“You know what, never mind,” He shook his head, decided from that moment on you were a fucking asshole, but mostly stupid, and clearly Kokonoi and Ran were losing their pick-up game, “Whatcha printing?

“Oh, nothing much,” You solemnly said, picking up the papers the printer spat out to straighten them out, “Just something for the meeting.”

Something small stirred in Rindou’s chest.

He has a bad feeling about this.

And oh, how right that bad feeling was.

“No, y/n, baby, that won’t make sense-“ Ran was silenced with a blast of water to the face, before you dramatically cleared your throat, picking up a piece of paper.

“Do cars run out of honk?”

No one said a word.

They would have laughed, probably, but you instilled the fear of God into their stupid little brains and they didn’t dare breathe and at this point, while Mikey was honestly considering if your next bonus should be a house.

Because you are a God-sent, and this morning, you rolled up into the meeting room with a Super Soaker and a stack of papers, all containing their search history.

The rules were simple.

If they interrupted you, touched you or in any other way behaved in a less than professional manner, depending on how much you hated them at that moment, they either get splashed, or their most embarrassing Google search read out.

In the case of Ran, he got both, because he was a slutty little man with a slutty little waist who needed to be taught a fucking lesson.

Continuing your presentation, you were interrupted at least another four times, which at this point, was an actual joy.

Maybe you were a little bit of a sadist, because watching them lose all of their arrogance and crumble away with shame brought a new joy you never knew could be possible in your life.

You almost wanted to do a Powerpoint on just the dumb shit they Googled when they thought no one could see or know.

But you knew.

You knew all their sins and you knew every single time they as much as sneezed and you knew everything they have ever done to wrong you and God both because they’re fucking idiots and obvious as fuck.

Like the bug they tried to plant on your jacket last week, thinking you wouldn’t notice the tiny device.

Oh, how wrong they were.

“Okay, y/n, seriously this is getting a little weird-“ Kakucho was interrupted by slamming papers and the dreaded sound of you, clearing your throat.

“Kakucho’s top dumbass search was ‘How to boil water?’ followed by ‘How to boil an egg?’”

Kakucho shrunk in his seat.

Rindou looked at Mikey, betrayal written all over his face.

“Boss, you won’t stop this? I mean- This is a cruel and unusual punishment! This is public humiliation-“

Mikey merely stared at his executive, not saying a word.

At this point, he was fearing for his life too.

And because you hated Rindou, by association mostly, he also got water sprayed on his face.

“How much cum do you need for your daily dose of protein?”

Rindou wanted Earth to swallow him right then and there when he saw Sanzu wink at him.

“Seriously, Mikey, stop them-“ Kokonoi was your next victim, and truly what a joy it was.

“Elon Musk x reader smut.”

At this point they gave up on complaining.

Which was a shame.

You still had ‘Can you circumcise yourself?’ and ‘Do women like nipple hair on me?’ on your list.

And you were truly saddened you’ll never get to reveal Mikey googled ‘Bing’.

Public humiliation worked.

For two fucking days.

Again.

Either all of them were extremely passionate about ruining lives, or there was some big money going around in the ‘Get the secretary to quit’ betting pool because these bitches were persistent, to a concerning degree.

It was getting kinda sad, honestly.

You would have felt a little bad, but as the weeks passed, another unfortunate issue arose.

None of them did any of their fucking paperwork, with the exception of Kokonoi, but you lost all respect for him already.

You had no idea if they didn’t do the paperwork because they didn’t want to, or because they genuinely had no idea on how to fucking read complex sentences, and honestly, you were starting to suspect it’s the latter.

And they naturally, tried to dump their work onto you, as if you didn’t have enough on your plate due to their absolute, universally recognised idiocy.

Which brings you to your new headache.

The pink gumball wannabe son of a bitch.

“Babe~” Sanzu whined like a child, sprawling across your desk, shoving everything you’ve been working to the side.

What a fucking attention whore.

“Sanzu, I am the secretary, not your personal assistant. Get off my damn desk.”

“Pwease?” He pleaded with a puppy like expression, getting way too close to your face, “I won’t bother you for a week!”

You sighed, rubbing your eyes.

“Pleaseeeeeee y/n?????”

He wasn’t getting on your nerves, he plucked them out and shook his head chewing them like a fucking dog.

“Y/n~” He let out a pornographic whine, finally pissing you off enough.

Professionalism, y/n.

“Fine! What documents?” You gritted out, pushing him off the damn desk onto the floor.

He perked up like a puppy.

At this point, expected.

“Here!” He happily handed you the pile, sitting cross-legged on the floor, swaying slightly in excitement.

You carefully accepted the documents, examining them once over.

And Sanzu had to observe as you wordlessly pulled out a lighter and lit his damn papers on fire.

The fire alarm blared above you as Sanzu stared at you, betrayal written all over his stupid face.

You merely smiled as the sprinklers turned on.

. . . next

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[azlrse]

Drunk Part 2 (Younger Demon Bros x GN Human!Reader)

CW: alcohol intake, suggestive themes, vomiting (only in Satan’s part), ooc characters (?), overall contains fluff!!

A/N: here comes part 2 my dear readers! I hope I interpreted the characters well here! :DD (Reupload due to flopping)

*contains headcanons and a drabble

For the older brothers <33

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

Satan 📘

Unlike his brothers, he doesn’t like the taste of alcohol and is quite sober most of the time.

But when he’s invited to a party that was hosted by some rich demon who attended RAD, that’s a whole another story.

As his significant other, you would constantly keep on tabs towards your boyfriend on how he’s doing or felt when he consumes lots and lots of demonus and wine in that party.

It was a very rare sight for him to be drunk and your boyfriend would constantly nags you for your attention; kissing your neck and cheek specifically and calls you embarrassing (yet loving) nicknames like lovey dove and baby cakes.

You would drag him when the two of you left for the night and as soon as this man wakes up, Satan got a severe hangover from the alcohol intake and pukes on the spare bathroom he has on his room.

Now que your scolding towards your boyfriend while patting his back as he does his thing.

“Easy there, that’s it..” You spoke as the emitting sound from Satan’s constant urge to puke was heard on the bathroom. As he does his business, you patted his back lightly as he heaved and panted after he lets out the bile of liquid from his stomach.

“You shouldn’t be even drinking lots of alcohol from that party! I mean, wine is fine by me but and expensive bottle of demonus? Do you even know on how strong that drink was?” Satan knew that you were quite worried for him, scared even. For you know that it was his first time trying alcohol. He felt guilty for his actions and proceeded to hug around your waist, making the both of you sitting on the cold tiled floor of his bathroom.

“I know,” He spoke while he tested his head on your shoulders. From his actions alone, you gently patting his hair. You even got a spare towel to wipe off the excessive sweat from his head after he puked on the toilet. “I shouldn’t drank those. Only Lucifer and Asmo can handle those kinds of alcohol.” He chuckled, making you smile a bit from the sudden change of topic.

“It’s okay, my bookworm. I understand, now come on, I’ll run you a nice warm bath to help relieve your hangover.”

Asmodeus 💄

The Avatar of Lust won’t stop complimenting you, like he could go all night and speak every single word that reminds him of you.

He’s known as a party demon and still could drink lots and lots of alcohol.

If you are his lover, then good luck because this demon won’t stop flirting towards you.

Would constantly show off to the other party goers on how beautiful/handsome you are and how you became his and his alone.

Isn’t embarrassed to tell the others on how good he and his lover would make out for hours, making you constantly hit him to shut his mouth 😭

Your face was peppered with kisses as your boyfriend kisses you nonstop. From the top of your head to the knuckles of your hands, making you very gigglish yet embarrassed as he shows his affection in public. “Asmo sweetie, don’t you think you’ve given me lots of kisses for today? I’ll give you even more as soon as we get home. Plus, you’re quite drunk–”

Words are cut off when all of the sudden, your boyfriend pulls you closer to chest and proceeds to snuggle against your neck. “Just a few more minutes, darling. I just wanna spend some time away from my brothers and have some alone time with my lover. Now why don’t we pick off where we started hmm? We still have lots of time with each other’s company~”

Oh boy, you’re in for a long night once you get home with your boyfriend…

Beelzebub 🍔

Even when this guy got drunk, he would still be hungry. Beel loves raiding the fridge and would cry if he saw a tray of eggs on the fridge and tries to warm the inanimate objects by placing several eggs on his chest.

If you make something for him to satisfy his hunger (huge bonus if you make a bento box or baked cookies with a cute design added), once again he’ll cry and refuses to eat your own cooking.

Would try to bribe him with some of your affection for him to eat what you prepared just for him. Hugs and kisses are his most favorite form of affection from you.

He sneak in kisses on your forehead or lips and runs away. If you give him a piece of payback and kissing him on his lips, there are two things will happen; Beel would either pass out in happiness or will carry you to his room to continue this small “business” of his.

“Beel? What’s wrong, munchkin? Is the flavor too strong for your liking? I can make something else if you want–” Beel’s eyes started to water as soon as his eyes landed on the plate in front of him. The plate itself was decorated with lots of stars and hearts made from vegetables and the delicious smell form the newly cooked katsudon made it even worse. It was cat themed, thanks to the cooking set you recieved from Satan during the holidays.

“No no, it’s okay. It’s just that it’s too cute for me to eat, cupcake. I can’t eat this masterpiece and it makes me sad when I eat this!” He cried, holding your hand while whipping off his tears from his face. As you heard those words, you could feel your heart swelling with pride, indicating that you boyfriend really do love your cooking but made you worry that Beel wouldn’t eat just because he thinks that the plating was too cute for him to consume.

From that thought gave you the most brilliant idea.

After dealing his cute tantrum for quite sometime, you gave him a small kiss on his cheek and spoke in a soft tome that he loved whenever the both of you are cuddling in his room. “If you eat my cooking, I promise you that you’ll recieve lots and lots of kisses tonight. Each bite, I’m giving you a kiss on your face, deal?” Just like magic, he eagerly nodded and proceeded to eat the huge meal you prepared just for him.

As a promise, you gave him lots and lots of kisses as he falls asleep on your lap.

Belphegor 💤

Clingy mf. Good luck leaving his side cause he ain’t letting you go.

Very possessive towards his brothers when he’s drunk asf (except for his twin tho-)

Just like his twin, he would cry if he’s drunk but only if you leave him alone in his room.

Belphie would barge into your room and is glued by your side during this state, even when he’s asleep. He loves hugging you from behind, knowing that he’s with you and safe from the outside world.

Would melt even from the slightest touch of your affection and loves the reassuring words that you won’t leave and stayed by his side for the rest of the night.

“Just for a moment, sleepyhead. I’m going to the kitchen to fetch you some water. I’ll be right back and will continue this cuddle session of ours.” You were about to walk towards the door, you felt a slight tug on your sweater while your boyfriend whines in protest. “Nooooo please stay, MC. Don’t leave me here all alone, I don’t wanna be alone again.”

You saw tears forming from his eyes as his pleading eyes begged you to stay with him in your bed. You felt really bad for your precious demon boyfriend. He’s not good at expressing his own feelings and he might saw this opportunity in his drunken state to tell everything he could think of. “Baby, as much as I want to cuddle with you, you need to drink some water. Please, do it for me and I promise you I can give you lots and lots of kisses if you drink a glass of water.”

He stared at you for a couple of seconds, contemplating wether he should let you go to fetch a glass of water for him. He thought that he could drink a glass as soon as he wakes up but he couldn’t resist the softness of your voice, persuading him that you’ll be back within a minute. “Okay but be back quickly, I want your presence here and yours alone.”

You kissed his head as a way to reassure him that you won’t leave him alone for the night and true to your words, you came back with a glass of ice cold water. He drank the cold water quickly and his arms quickly makes it’s way to your waist and pulls you into the bed. “Woah woah there love, I didn’t know that my boyfriend was a bit impatient for my attention.” You giggled, returning the gesture and peppered his face with lots of kisses. From his forehead and towards his lips, which he humms in contentment while you gave him a soft kiss.

“I love you, MC. I really do love you.” He whispered as he lays his head on your neck and proceeded to plant a small kiss on your neck. You smiled at his words of affection, it was quite rare for him to say those words towards you, wether it was out of embarrassment or nervousness, you still appreciate those words he spoke towards you.

It was a little secret of yours to remember <33

‿︵‿︵ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ・❉・ ʚ˚̣̣̣͙ɞ‿︵‿︵

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[leviathans-watching]

Hi! If that's ok could i request MC not hiding their preference for Mammon (in general, not just romantic), and when they're asked why they say that they relate to him since at home they're treated the sale say his brothers treat him and want to make him feel loved.

angry at all the things i can’t change

a/n: thank you for requesting! this was a little angstier/darker than my usual obey me stuff but I hope you like it! lmk if there's typos/warnings need to be updated (title from hand of god outro by jon bellion) also, this shows the brothers being colder, meaner than i usually make them out to be, so they could come across as ooc

please like, reblog, reply | gen, gn!reader x/& mammon

warnings: shown + referenced unhealthy family dynamics/relationships, cursing, fighting, mc had a bad home situation (not specific)

tags: 5 + 1, angst, hurt/comfort, protective reader, somewhat open ended

wc: 1.9k | rating t

requests are open and my inbox is alway open to chat!!

cross-posted on ao3

Five times you give Mammon the love and care he deserves and one time you make sure the other brothers get what's coming to them.

i.

The first time you show your bias towards Mammon, it’s an accident. You’re exhausted, exams and tasks kicking your ass, so when you stumble out of your room and see the brothers lounging in the living room, you don’t even think, falling on top of Mammon.

Mammon grunts, your whole weight suddenly on top of him. “MC, the hell are you doing?”

“Comfy,” you murmur, hiding your face in his chest. He sighs when it becomes apparent you’re not going to move, shuffling around so the both of you are in a more comfortable position.

“MC,” Asmo whines, patting his lap invitingly. “Wouldn’t you rather sit with me?”

“No, if they’re sitting with anyone, it’s going to be me!” Levi interjected, and you let out an almost silent groan, sick of the noise and fighting.

“I want to stay here,” you say stubbornly, and it’s silent for a moment. You can feel the rise and fall of Mammon’s chest, the pattern lulling you so close to sleep. You’re almost there when Satan asks “why?” an edge to his voice that makes your hackles rise.

“He’s my favorite,” you say dreamily, keeping your eyes closed even as you feel Mammon flinch, hand stopping its small strokes across your back.

You nuzzle deeper into his arms, quickly and warmly drifting off.

ii.

Mammon sits down beside you at lunch, slapping a paper onto the table. You pull it over to you, realizing it’s a quiz. One he passed with flying colors.

“Great job!” You grin over at him, gently bumping your shoulder against his.

“What happened?” Lucifer asked, looking up.

“Mammon got a 97% on his quiz,” you say proudly, remembering seeing him sitting in his room, books out in front of him.

“No way.” Levi grabs the paper from you, holding it up. “What? He actually did well for once.”

Everyone laughs, and you watch Mammon force a chuckle, stealing his quiz back, absentmindedly smoothing out the wrinkles.

“Seriously? That’s a surprise,” Belphie mutters. “I thought the idiot would never be able to get above a seventy. I guess we all get lucky once in a while, though.”

Turning towards him, you frown. Belphie raises a brow as if he doesn’t understand why you’re frowning. You laugh a little, clenching your fists under the table.

“Oh, shut up,” you say, faux playfully, but Belphie keeps going.

“Maybe it’s time to change his name from Stupid-Mammon to Okay-ish-Mammon.” He gasps. “Wait- Mammon did you cheat?”

Mammon stiffens.

“Belphegor,” you say, invoking some of the pact. “Shut the fuck up before I make you.”

His mouth snaps shut, as do the rest of the brothers’. You reach wonder the table and squeeze Mammon’s knee.

iii.

Throwing yourself in front of Mammon, you force Lucifer to stop, shutting his demonic aura down in an instant.

“What is going on here?”

“Mammon stole something of mine! Something precious!”

“I swear I didn’t!” Mammon holds out his hands. “MC, you gotta believe me. I didn’t take it.”

“As if they’re going to believe that!” Lucifer strains against the invisible tethers you’ve forced around him, face red. “You’re such a scumbag! Who else would take it, besides you?”

“What exactly is missing?” You raise your voice to be heard.

“A pair of cufflinks,” Lucifer explains, eyes fixed behind you, presumably on a Mammon.

“And why are those cufflinks so special? You own, like, a billion pairs.” Resisting the urge to scream, you work to be level-headed.

“They were a gift.” Lucifer resolutely doesn't go into detail.

“Okay? What do they look like?” you ask, and Lucifer begins to describe them.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Once you figure out which pair he’s talking about, you’re able to remember exactly where they are. “I found them in the laundry and put them on your dresser. I told you this, several times too.”

And you had. Lucifer had acknowledged you each time, so you thought he was listening, but guess not.

“Go check right now and see if they’re there.”

Lucifer goes, and returns a moment later, looking somewhat defeated. Mammon remains silent behind you.

“Were they there?”

Lucifer nods. “Yes. I apologize.”

You purse your lips. “I’m not the one you should be apologizing to, and you know that. Say sorry to Mammon.”

“Really, MC, this isn't necessary,” Mammon tries, but you just shake your head.

“Yes, it is.”

Reluctantly, Lucifer stumbles through a half-assed apology, quickly leaving the room as soon as he is able to.

iv.

“I choose Mammon!” you say for the umpteenth time, grabbing his hand.

“You always choose Mammon.” Beel crosses his arms.

“Damn right I do. He is my first man, after all.” Steady in your resolve, you give them all a charming smile.

“But it’s no fair,” Asmo cries. “It’s like you like him more than the rest of us.”

Staying silent, you swing your and Mammon’s intertwined hands in between you two. After a moment, you shrug, figuring the conversation was over.

“All right, Mammon, let’s go get dinner started!” Tugging him along, you head for the kitchen, scoffing when you’re out of earshot of the rest of them.

“The audacity!” you hiss, stomping to the cupboards.

“Uh, MC?” Mammon asks hesitantly, and you work to soften the glare on your face before turning to him.

“What’s up?”

“I’ve been noticin’ that you seem to like, protect me sometimes, and you don't gotta do that.” He wrings his hands nervously, and you scoff.

“I guess it can come off as I’m protecting you sometimes, but really, I’m just standing up for you. No one deserves to be treated poorly like this.” Biting your cheek, you try to keep yourself from saying more.

“Well, I mean, you hurt your relationships with Lucifer and the others when you do, and I don’t want that to be my fault,” Mammon admits. You cross the kitchen, grabbing his shoulders and pulling him so you can stare into his eyes.

“You’re not damaging my relationships with them. They’re doing that, do you hear me? None of any of this rests on your shoulders, okay? And don’t let anyone tell you any different.” Shaking him a little bit to emphasize your point, you wait until he nods to release him.

v.

[Unnamed chat (7)]

MC: what is this?

Lucifer: MC, we created this chat to talk to you about something we feel is important.

Belphegor: yeah

Lucifer: We think it would be best if you took a step back from Mammon for the time being.

MC: what? why???

Lucifer: We think he’s a bad influence on you and you would do much better if separated from him.

Satan: It’s nothing personal, really, we’re just looking out for you.

MC: literally what the fuck. what the actual fuck.

Asmodeus: anyways, it’ll be best in the long run if you just give up on him. we all know mammon’s true worth

MC: are you guys insane? this has got to be a prank

Lucifer: Please, MC, just consider what we’re saying.

Leviathan: and this way you can spend more time with the rest of us!

MC: i cannot believe this. stay the fuck away from me and mammon. i can’t believe you dare call yourself family of his and friends of mine. you’re no such thing.

MC: if any of you come near me or him i won’t hesitate to get diavolo involved. in fact, i should have been in touch with him since the beginning.

Lucifer: You will do no such thing.

MC: watch me

[You have left the chat]

+ i

Mammon looks up from across the library table, brows furrowed. “Everythin’ all right? You were typin’ pretty furiously.”

“No, everything is not okay,” you say at the end of your rope. “C’mon, let’s pack up. We’re going to the Demon Lord’s castle.”

“What? Why?” Mammon began shoving his books in his bag even as he waited for an answer.

“You’ll find out when we get there. In advance, I’m sorry.”

“Sorry?”

“It’s about you. Well, your brothers, but in regards to you. They just crossed a line and I’m not going to stand for it. It’s time for Diavolo to get involved.”

The two of you arrived quickly at the castle, let in by Barbatos, who, of course, knew you were coming. You’re brought to the garden, where Diavolo is, things for tea already set up.

The two of you take a seat, and you begin to explain everything that had been happening since you had arrived in the Devildom. Several times, Mammon tried to downplay the situation, but you wouldn't let him.

The icing on the cake is when you showed Diavolo the group chat. His normally cheerful face falls, hardening, and for once you can see the ruler within him.

“This is unacceptable,” he eventually says, looking up at the two of you. “Thank you for bringing this to my attention.”

“Of course,” you nod.

“Although, I must ask- what prompted you to not fall into the same patterns all of the avatars have? It would have been easy, yet you stayed firm in your resolve. Is there a certain reason for that?”

Looking down, you idly scratch at the finish on the table. “Well, I suppose I’ve been in Mammon’s position before.”

“What do ya mean by that?” Mammon asks concernedly.

“Why do you think I wasn’t that upset to be down here? It’s not like I really miss my family or anything, and that’s kind of for a reason.”

“Are you saying your family treated you like the brother’s treat Mammon?” Diavolo clarifies, and you nod.

“Yeah. And I wanted to prevent the same thing happening here, but-”

“You’ve done a very good job,” Barbatos says firmly, refilling your cup. “One person simply cannot handle this on their own.”

“Exactly.” Diavolo set his teacup down. “Until this is settled I think it may be best if you and Mammon stay in the castle. We have spare rooms galore, and please don’t hesitate to ask Barbatos if you need anything.”

“Thank you,” you say, and Diavolo shakes his head.

“No, thank you. Mammon is lucky to have someone as good to him as you in his life.”

“I’m only showing him basic decency and kindness,” you protest, and Diavolo huffs out a laugh.

“Yes, well, my point still stands. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a certain avatar of pride to speak to. Please, feel free to enjoy more tea, though.” Rising from the table, Diavolo takes his leave, followed by Barbatos.

You look over at Mammon, who’s staring down at the table. “I can’t believe they’d do something like that,” he whispers, and your heart breaks, splintering a little more.

“They won’t anymore. Not after this.” Placing your hand over his, you squeeze it gently. “And remember, you’re not obligated to forgive them for any of this.”

“Have you forgiven your family?” Mammon asks, and you sigh.

“It’s really hard to say. Maybe in time, I’ll be able to, but for right now, I’m just glad to be away from them.”

“Yeah.” Mammon falls silent, and you know this won’t be solved in just a day. His brothers have century's worth of stuff to make up for, and damn, if you’re not going to take pleasure in watching them grovel at Mammon’s feet.

pt 2

leviathans-watching’s work - please do not repost, copy, or claim as your own

[kadythethief]

nsfw satan thoughts, dub con?

what if you either passed by satan's laptop as he had left it on or you needed something and you used and then tried to clear the sites you used of the browser history.

either way, you didn't mean to snoop but your eye caught some of the things *he* searched. awfully specific, humanxdevil porn and once you saw it, you couldn't help but continue to scroll, see all he looked at. you feel your face warm at some of the things you read, some of the things he had maybe been picturing doing to you

and then you hear him walk in, you have no time to close the window, instead you automatically spin to face him, clear guilty behavior, you realize in that moment. you step a lil to the left to cover the screen behind you, but his face told you he already knows what you saw.

there's dread pooling in your stomach and a lil bit of something else from before, but you stutter something about having needed his laptop but he shuts you up. "be quiet". his voice was hard as he said that and your mouth immediately snaps shut. you think he's angry and he's got every right to be.

you are rooted to the ground as he steps closer, your back hits the table behind you when he cages you in with his arms

"you want to know what i was looking at?" he hissed into your facd before turning you around to face the screen again

"you want to know what i was looking at as i touched myself imagining all the things i could do to you?"

your face heats up again at his admittance and his hand moves to click open a link and the video immediately starts playing where he has left off, obscene sounds coming from the speakers as you both watch a demon ravage a human, the moans and squelching loud enough for the both of you to hear, but not loud enough for anyone outside his room

despite the knot in your throat over how close and threatening he was behind you, the scenes are turning you on, but you forced yourself to speak again. "s-satan, i-"

"i told you to shut up, didn't i?" he hissed again and you feel his warm breath at your cheek.

he pulls his hand away from the mouse and you jump when he suddenly slips it between your legs

"fuck, this is turning you on too, isn't it?"

it's now that you notice something hard pushing into your back and you can't find it in yourself to deny it when he starts fondling you and you find yourself having to suppress a moan at the way he rubs you, pushing yourself into his hand

your eyelids flutter shut at his attention, not even paying attention to the screen in front of you anymore, the sounds of the video, the heavy breathing beside you and the way he touches you more than enough as you feel him rub against you

you almost feel embarrassed at the loud whine you let out when he removes his hand suddenly, but he shushes you soothingly and moves you hurriedly up the table, pushing his laptop aside, not caring how precariously close it is to dropping of the edge

i suck at endings and this might be kinda ooc but suck it!

maybe i'll go write it properly together some time, or you do it, who cares

[lordacex]

The greedy demon and a Chihuahua

Part 3 Bonus part : Jealousy

Character : Mammon // few of his brother // Simeon // luke

There are so many English mistake and ooc here 😍

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Mams is currently standing in front of the place he call home and the place that trap him sometime

He took a deep long breath so he can be ready to whatever waiting for him on the the other side of the door. He slowly enter the house and it seem a bit silent probably because everyone is busy doing their own work at least that what he hope. He not really in the mood to see his brother rn

But after stepping in his 3 precious younger brother Beel asmo and Satan saw him they were in the living room pretty weird that they are together at time like this but mams decide to ignore it. Satan was the first to saw open his mouth...

"Oh...didn't expect you to go home early today" [Satan]

"yeaa...something come up and I decide to go home early today" [mams]

"What wrong did bad stuff happen..?" [Beel]

"he probably lost all his money while gambling again" [asmo]

"Yea I can see that happening Mammon is the only dumbass that would waste all his money in a second after all" [Satan]

Welp there they go again- didn't even wait for their older brother to say anything

Mams just sigh he a bit too tired to deal with this rn so he just turn around and left but accidentally dropping something form his pocket

. .The picture he took with Luke at the arcade

Beel saw the pic and pick it up to give to mammon back but for some reason he can't help but stare at the pic for a bit

"You..go to the arcade with Luke?" Beel Know where they took this pic cause he went there with Levi and belp once...

"Yea kinda found him on my way out and decide to take him there" Mams took the pic form beel and ready to leave he really wants to just take a shower and sleep right now

"Is that why you home early today? You were hanging out with the Chihuahua?" [Satan]

"Yea something like that..." Mams didn't realize the sudden change in the mood in the living room a few seconds ago they were having fun but rn they look a bit serious. It concern Mams

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"If ya guys don't have anything else to say I'mma just leave" mams just rush out of the living room because it was getting hella awkward

Finally time for him to get some rest.

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"..." [Beel]

"What wrong beel?" [Asmo]

"I don't know..something about Mammon hanging out with Luke kinda.. bothering me"

"You saying you are... Jealous??" [Asmo]

"Yea maybe I don't really know" [Beel]

"how about you Satan? You been spacing out since you saw the pic did you got jealous too??" [Asmo]

"Why would I got jealous over small dumb stuff"

Satan seem to try so hard to hide the fact he a bit jealous I mean who won't feel jealous when you see your own brother hanging out with someone you know without you???

It was a silent moment for a bit till they hear a "What going here??" Form the shut in otaku aka Leviathan

"Ah is nothing Our little brother are just a bit jealous over something" [Asmo]

"Jealous? Over what???" [Levi]

"Mams when out to the arcade with Luke that all" [Satan]

Levi don't really need to say anything everyone can feel his envy aura It seem that even Levi got jealous over this type of stuff

Well-....is not a surprise for the avatar of envy to feel jealousy but to think even the avatar of sloth Belphie who have been quitely listen to their coversation for the past few minutes seem to be very uncomfortable knowing his brother is hanging out with some random angel.

For now on they all just decide to awkwardly go back to their room and think about this situation

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The next day didn't went well the mood on the dinning table wasn't very good and some of the youngest brother is starting right into Mams soul. It was very awkward and non of them say anything about it Lucifer was confused with all this.

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Time skip and they are at school Finally Mams got to escape form the awkward weird situation..

He hope this day won't be anymore worse until he hear a footsteps running toward him

"M-Mams!"

Mams turn around after hearing a smoll cute voice calling his name and he saw Luke with a...lunch box??

"Oh hey Luke what up?" [Mams]

"well Uh- uh I uh this..I made it to thank you for y-yesterday you know-" Luke gave Mams the lunch box

Mams open the lunch box and there a cute cookies in it "Woah ya made this? It look so cute and good" [Mams]

"Y-yea I did it it..for you...if it wasn't for you I wouldn't even know how to talk to Simeon agaian..." [Luke]

"Aww Luke ya don't have to do that But thank I guess I eat it later" Mams Pat Luke head

Mams feel like today just went a bit better

"Y-you better do and a-after that you need to give me a comment about how it taste! And don't give it to anyone You must be the person that ate it Aight!" [Luke]

"aight then should we just have lunch together?" [Mams]

"eh- uh Well i-i don't mind but-" [Luke]

"Ok then it settle" [Mams] :)

Mams give Luke another head pat and both of them was having a nice coversation without realizing the other are looking at them...

"Did the Chihuahua just call mammon Mams??" [Asmo]

"They seem so close and mams keep patting his head.." [Beel]

"Since when do they got this close???" [Levi]

"Probably since yesterday..Idk what to feel about this but I guess is good that Luke have a friend now" [Simeon]

"I kinda don't like this..." [Belp]

"..." everyone was a bit unhappy with this new situation while Satan and Levi just stay silent and watch those two chatting

Mams seem happy so it shouldn't be a problem right? It not like he would replace them with Luke?? Right??? Right..?

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The bonus part end here lmao

My hand hurt and I'm leaving you guys with this ending

Mams and Luke have start they good bestfriend siblings relationship

Simeon feeling concern and a bit happy cuz Luke made a friend

Mammon precious little brother being jealous

Lucifer being confused because he have no idea wtf happen

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Sorry this is bad *cry*

[heartvess]

convincing my husband to write with me again like: 👁👄👁

[cleverhideoutchild]

cries @ your mammon fic, can i make a request if your requests are open? each of the bros react to mc having to get a surgery done (like for the heart) and theyre demons so this is an unfamiliar subject to them since they wouldnt ever need any surgery. So mc is extra fragile for the next 2 weeks or so when they need to recover, the hospital is full of machines the bros know nothing about either (like seeing mc's x-rays and being confused) medical treatment has changed a lot since the last time

My very first request! Sorry if this isn't up to your expectations or if it's OOC. I'm still learning! I'm re-doing the banner btw, so no banner for now.

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Fandom : Obey Me!

Type : HeadCanons

Pairings : Various x MC

Genre : Fluff, and a bit of comedy

Includes : Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor

Warning : Surgeries, hospital

Summary : You're going into a surgery in a few hours to get an open heart surgery, and the demon bros are a bit nervous and confused cause they're not familiar with human surgeries. After the surgery, they stay by your side until you are fully recovered.

Lucifer

Most likely to be the most calmest among the bros.

He made sure you are prepared both mentally and physically for this surgery.

He made sure you're on empty stomach before surgery so it will go smoothly.

You're nervous? He's gonna let down his pride and hold your hands until it is time for the surgery.

When the time has come, he will give you a reassuring smile to calm you down.

During the whole surgery, he wait outside the room; constantly pacing back and forth the hallway.

After it's done, the doctor call him to the office to explain the succession of the surgery while the nurses move you into a room.

When the doctor showed him an x-ray of your body, he's a little confused but kept calm nonetheless he's a little confused, but he got the spirit.

After listening about what to do and not to do while you recover, he then excuse himself to go see you.

By the time he got there, you were already awake; tubes and monitors on and around you.

He slowly and calmly approaches you.

When he's finally by your side, he put a hand on top of yours and gave you a soft smile. I mean the softest smile ever.

"See, I told you. You can do it." he then kisses your forehead gently like hanshjahzjBa it's cute ugh.

For the whole duration of the recovery, he stay by your side; comforting you, feeding you when you can't, giving you light kisses, and bringing you flowers.

Even after you're fully recovered, Lucifer still kept an eye on you just incase something happened to you.

More under the cut cause I was enjoying myself

Mammon

"You're going into a- WHAT?!"

Please calm him down, he's really nervous for your surgery. If you can, please shut his mouth as well.

He almost got kicked out due to how loud he is. Please reassure him that you will be fine throughout the whole surgery.

Will make sure you're prepared for it.

Tried to steal a picture from the waiting room, but that didn't go as plan. Keep an eye on him please.

He's not the best at words but he tried. A for effort.

While the surgery is going, he waited impatiently outside the room; constantly reminding himself that you're strong and you'll able to get through this.

When it was done, the doctor call him in. They then showed him an X-ray of you and tells him about the successful surgery.

"So this is the X-ray results, thankfully it's not hard to replace the heart due to the structure of the bones."

"Wait, that's MC's bones? How can you do that? Did you went inside their body and then take a photo of it?"

Yeah, he's a little confused.

After everything was explained to him, he quickly went to check on you. He got lost a few times while trying to find your room.

By the time he got there, you were still unconscious. So, he approaches you quietly.

He sat on a chair beside your bed and held you hand, just casually admiring you peaceful face. Sometimes he wonder how he got so lucky to have you.

Overall, you can just see the admiration on his face like agahsnsksnzhaj he loves you so much and is very happy you decided to choose him, and he's very grateful of you but he's too stubborn to admit that to your face.

When you wake up, he quickly let go of your hand and pretends to look out the window.

During your whole recovery, he stayed by your side and make sure you're comfortable. He brings your favorite flowers from time to time as well. He's not the best at actions either, but he tried.

Leviathan

Uh oh.

Crowded hospital? Weird computer stuff? People are gonna cut you open and replace your heart? Oh no.

When I say he's way more panicked than Mammon, he really is. Please calm him down before he breaks something.

He's not familiar with the whole surgery thing so he's really nervous for you.

Tries to give you encouraging words, but ended up stuttering instead. Please tell him that you'll be fine, he needs reassurance.

Also while you're at it, make sure you explain to him that with you getting a new heart doesn't mean you won't love him anymore.

He constantly asked you if people can play games on those monitors, you told him no.

When you finally went into the surgery room, his anxiety level reached sky level. Sweet! New achievement! I mean- ahem.

This demon right here can't help but panicked a little bit while waiting for the surgery to be done.

When it's done, the doctor called him to the office for a brief explanation.

If you thought he can't get any more nervous then Oh boy, you're very wrong.

During the whole explanation he just sat silently on the chair and frequently nods his head. When he saw the X-ray, he got even more confused.

After the short yet awkward explanation, Leviathan quickly went to your room.

When he arrives, you were already awake, and so he quickly stand by your side. Please tell him you still loves him, he needs it.

During the whole recovery, he stayed by your side and played games with you. So with that being said, you're not bored at all.

Satan

The second calmest.

He read a bunch books about surgery, so he's not too nervous unlike the others.

He held your hand while you both wait, occasionally reminding you that it'll be fine.

When it's time, he gives you a hug and the softest smile he can muster.

While he wait, he can't help but pace back and forth in the hallway. He was worried, don't blame him. :(

When the surgery is done, he was called to the office for you guessed it, explanation again. At this point I'm getting tired

He already read about this stuff, so he's not too confused about it.

After the doctor was done, he excuse himself to go see you.

When he went inside you room, you weren't awake yet, and so he stayed by your side while reading a book and holding your hand.

When you're awake, he asks you how're doing. Even though he knows it's a stupid question considering you just finish getting a surgery done.

During your recovery, he's usually seen sitting beside your bed; reading you a book or telling a story about Mammon's stupidness.

He tries to bring you a cat once, but he failed. Sweet, 3 more to go

Asmodeus

When you tells him you're gonna get a surgery, he freaks out cause he thought you were gonna get plastic surgery.

He kept telling you that you don't need any plastic surgery cause you're beautiful the way you are. You just kinda have to shut him up and then explain it to him.

Once he understood the situation, he is more than willingly to come with you.

When you both arrived, he was a little confused due to the amount of monitors and stuff in that hospital. But he's not complaining about the amount of shiny surface there is.

He can see his beautiful face from many angles and he's very happy about it.

Before the surgery starts, he gives you a tight hug and make sure to tell you that everything will be going as smoothly as his skin, I mean- what.

During the whole operation, he waits patiently outside while looking at the passing nurses and doctors.

After that you know the drill, he was called into the office, the doctor explain stuff to him, yada-yada-yada, you get my point

When the doctor shows him your X-ray, he was absolutely confused. The doctor have to explain it to him.

After that he went to your room to check on you.

During the recovery, he frequently checks on your well being. Actually, scratch that, he rarely leaves your side.

When he does leave, he will come back with a ton of fresh and juicy gossips.

Beelzebub

He almost choked when you said you were going into a surgery in a few hours. Poor baby was frightened.

He made sure you are ready for the surgery by asking a lot of questions. Answer then honestly please, he needs to know.

Will hold your hand while waiting and occasionally giving you words of encouragement.

Will try his best to prevent himself from giving you any food before the surgery.

Before you were taken away to the surgery room, he gives you a little peck on the lips. For good luck he says. (｡･ω･｡)

While the operation is going, he quickly went out to buy some food cause your boy is H U N G R Y :(

When he comes back, the operation was finished with a successful note.

And you know the rest, yada-yada-yada

When the doctor shows him your X-ray, he was confused.

"Wait, but how?"

After that you know the rest, he went to your room, your awake, yada-yada-yada

Your whole recovery process is basically just Beel pampering you with love and affection.

He also makes sure to gives you food that won't upset both your stomach and heart.

Belphegor

Finally, the last one! I- ahem He was chill about your surgery. But we know he's silently panicking inside

He lazily puts a hand on your waist while you both walked down the hallway, making sure you're comfortable until the surgery.

While you both waited, he gives you sleepy hugs and reassuring words.

When it was time for the operation, he gives your hand a reassuring squeeze before smiling at you.

While the surgery was going, he decided to take a little nap on the hospital bench.

You know the drill at this point, I'm too lazy to type it again cause it's night time and I have classes tommorow

When the doctor shows him your X-ray, he couldn't care less honestly. He just wanted to see you.

Your 2 weeks of recovery is just full of you and Belphie taking naps together and maybe planning to prank Lucifer with Satan once you've fully recovered.

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And it's done! Sorry that the Belphie one is too short. I am very tired, I wanna go to sleep. Bye bye. Also, ignore any mistakes or misspellings please, it's almost midnight here.

[kaalamarii]

So...

This is...apparently what I write on no sleep. It’s trash. I apologize in advance.

Warnings: No plot, just pretty much self indulgent porn. Sex toys, orgasm control. Probably very ooc demons.

No real pairings. Everyone is kinda involved. 🤷‍♀️

MC loses a bet with Asmo.

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

MC stared, bewildered, at the pink toy between Asmo’s thumb and forefinger.

“A bet’s a bet, MC.”

“I didn’t think you’d actually win!”

The two had bet on a grade on a test for their Demon Law class, a class that Asmo was failing. MC drunkenly bet him that she would get a better grade on the test, certain that the demon would never beat her. Even when Asmo suggested that him winning would involve a remote controlled vibrator, she was so confident that she agreed to it.

“I’m the Avatar of Lust. I’ll do anything to hear you moan,” Asmo told her with a wink.

MC took the vibrator, turning it over in her hand to look at it. “This isn’t used, is it?”

“Of course not!” Asmo replied, a disgusted look on his face. “I bought this the moment we made the bet.”

MC turned it on and it vibrated in her hand. “So I have to have this inside me, all day?”

“Yep. And I get to control it using my D.D.D.”

MC sighed, nervous yet a bit excited for the day ahead of her. She went into Asmo’s bathroom to insert the toy as Asmo set up the app for the device. She came out shyly and Asmo grinned at her. 

“Ready for breakfast?”

MC had pretty much forgotten it was there as she filled her plate. She sat down across from Beel, who was already working on thirds.

She reached over to grab the syrup from Beel and jumped as she was surprised by a jolt of vibration. Her eyes grew and she looked over to Asmo, her cheeks burning. Asmo held a proud smirk on his face, opposite of his gluttonous brother, who looked up at MC, concerned. 

“You alright, MC?” Beel asked as he handed her the syrup.

“Yep, just um….” 

Another vibration made MC drop the syrup. It landed on the table with a thud, contents slowly seeping out into a sticky puddle on the table. MC’s eyes fluttered closed as she tried her best to not react and give herself away. Asmo slowed it down and she picked up the syrup again and gave the brothers, who were now all staring at her, an apologetic smile. 

“MC, are ya sick or somethin’?” Mammon asked, reaching a hand over to feel her forehead.

“Yeah, I’m fine. Just a little sleepy.”

“You didn’t sleep well last night?” Lucifer asked in concern.

“Guess I just have a lot on my mind,” MC replied, taking a breath as the vibration shut off completely. She shot a glare at Asmo, who smiled and shrugged.

As everyone finished their meals, MC got up off her chair and was surprised with another jolt of vibration. She let out a yelp, again causing the Brothers to all look at her.

Asmo turned the vibration up and MC squeezed her eyes shut as the pleasure started to build in her. He turned it up more and she bit her lip as she reached out for the brother closest to her, who happened to be Levi.

She leaned against him, pressing her forehead against his shoulder and gripping his arm. The third oldest turned deep red, looking around nervously as if asking his brothers what to do.

“Wh-what are you doing?!” Levi squeaked.

MC took a breath as the vibrations died down and released her grip on the demon. “Oh, sorry, I...uh...tripped.”

“Maybe you should stay home,” Lucifer suggested. “You seem a bit...off…”

“She’s fine,” Asmo interrupted, grabbing MC’s arm and pulling her out the door so they could walk to RAD.

Mammon clinged to MC the whole walk there, repeatedly asking her if she was okay.

Asmo pulled out his phone again, ready to send another wave of vibrations to MC but was stopped by Belphie catching up to him. “I know what’s going on with you and MC,” Belphie said.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Asmo replied innocently.

“Come on, Asmo. The others might be too stupid to realize what was going on with MC, but I’m not.”

Asmo chuckled. “Guess they’re not very experienced.”

Belphie grinned, his eyes darkening. “Let me have a go at it.”

Asmo looked at MC, then at his younger brother. He looked down at his phone. Well, MC never said that only he could do it. Asmo nodded and handed Belphie his D.D.D.

Belphie nodded. He pressed his thumb against the phone, immediately putting it at full speed.

“Fuck!” MC yelped, bending at the waist and putting her hands on her knees.

“MC!? What happened?” Mammon cried, kneeling down to get at her level. 

Belphie turned off the vibration, trying not to laugh as MC turned her head, shooting daggers at Asmo.

“Can I hold onto this?” Belphie asked Asmo.

Asmo shrugged. “Sure.”

MC was anxious, trying to keep an eye out for Asmo in an attempt to prepare herself for the vibrator to go off. She was surprised when she didn’t feel anything for the first few hours of the day.

In Devildom History, she was nearly falling asleep when the small, slow vibration started. She let out a quiet gasp. As it continued to buzz gently, she pressed her thighs together. The vibration sped up and she shut her eyes again, arousal starting to build between her legs.

MC tried her best to keep a neutral face but it was starting to feel good. Really good.

Satan looked over at Belphie, noticing the phone in his hand. He rolled his eyes, used to the sight of his brothers fooling around in class instead of focusing. Still, it distracted Satan enough that he leaned over to try to see what Belphie was doing. 

Belphie dragged his thumb across the screen and grinned, his eyes flicking over to MC. Satan followed his brother’s line of sight, understanding immediately as he saw MC, her head in her hand, the other hand gripping the side of her desk. 

“Belphegor!” Satan whispered. “What are you doing?”

Belphie looked to his brother and grinned. “Just having some fun.”

“That’s entirely inappropriate. Wait until Lucifer hears about this…”

Belphie setting the D.D.D. on Satan’s desk stopped his rant. “Try it.”

“No!” Satan whispered, putting his hand over his chest. “Are you kidding me?”

“You know you want to.”

Satan looked at the phone, then at MC, who was starting to squirm in her seat.

“Just a bit more pressure and I’ll bet it’ll send her over the edge.” Belphie pushed the phone closer to his brother.

Satan shook his head, eyes still locked onto the phone, and Belphie simply shrugged.

“Alright then,” Belphie went to grab the phone. “Your loss.”

Satan quickly snatched up the phone before Belphie could get it. He avoided looking back at him and Asmo as he slid his finger along the screen, gaze now stuck on MC.

She ran a hand through her hair and he could see she was biting her lip, eyes squeezed shut again. The knuckles of the hand on the desk turned white as her grip tightened.

Her legs trembled for a few seconds and Satan’s face lit up. His cheeks turned red as she relaxed, falling back into her seat and exhaling, releasing her deathgrip from the desk. He turned off the vibration.

“It’s fun, right?” Belphie said.

Satan couldn’t help but smile a little.

“You keep it for a bit,” Asmo said.

The three brothers let MC rest until the way to their next class, waiting until the hallway was mostly cleared before sending more vibrations her way.

MC nearly collapsed, grabbing onto the railing of the stairs to keep herself up. The pleasure was starting to build again and she flashed Asmo a smile, still not realizing that it wasn’t just him anymore.

“Ohh, she likes it,” Asmo giggled.

“What are you playing?” Levi asked, coming out of nowhere and grabbing the D.D.D. from Satan’s hand. He flicked his thumb all over the screen, trying to figure out what to do. 

Belphie, Asmo, and Satan all stared at MC wide eyed as Levi moved the controls around, making the exchange student let out a low moan. Levi looked over to MC, confused. 

“MC’s being really weird today.”

Asmo took his phone back, circling his thumb over the screen. Levi looked at the phone and then back at MC as she sunk to the ground, sitting on one of the steps. Her body started to writhe.

Levi looked back at his brothers in shock. “Wait. Is she…”

“Yep,” Asmo replied, knowing the question.

“And the phone…”

His brothers all nodded.

“So this morning, when she was holding onto me…”

“Uh-huh,” Belphie confirmed.

“MC held onto me while she had a vibrator inside her,” Levi muttered slowly, as if trying to make sense of it. Asmo held the phone out to his older brother, who stared at it, growing more and more hot by the second.

Levi pressed a finger to the phone and watched as if in a trance as MC bucked her hips, riding out another orgasm. The otaku handed the phone back to Asmo. “I-I-I...I gotta go!”

At lunch time, the three demons were passing the phone amongst each other, teasing MC as she tried to eat her food. It didn’t take long for Beel to notice that all three of their plates were still full. 

“Belphie, can I have your food?” he asked.

“Yeah, sure,” Belphie replied, not looking away from the D.D.D. in Asmo’s hand.

Beel smiled widely, grabbing Belphie’s plate. Mid bite, he looked at the phone. “What’redoin?”

Belphie’s face lit up. “Check it out. Watch MC.”

Beel looked over at the human. As Asmo played around with the phone, MC’s head dropped down and she silently opened her mouth.

Beel paused his chewing. “Is she okay?”

“Oh, she’s doing great,” Asmo said with a snicker. 

Beel continued his chewing, curiously watching MC. He noticed her cross her legs, rubbing her thighs together, and it dawned on him.

“Are you...controlling MC?”

“Wanna turn?” Asmo asked, smiling at the Avatar of Gluttony.

Beel blushed as he grabbed the D.D.D. He moved his thumb against the screen in long, slow swipes, his face only growing hotter as the human reacted to the movements.

“We’ve made her cum like five times today,” Asmo bragged.

Beel handed the phone back, face still red. He looked down at the food Belphie had sacrificed and sighed. “I don’t feel so hungry anymore.”

“Ugh, Mammon’s back,” Satan complained, watching his white haired brother make his way over to MC. 

“He won’t leave her alone,” Asmo added with an eye roll.

“Let’s really freak him out,” Belphie said with a smirk. 

“Hey MC, ya still bein’ weird, huh?” Mammon chuckled, a feeble attempt to mask his concern for the human.

MC didn’t even try to respond, instead gasping as the vibrator was suddenly at top speed, clouding her mind and filling her body with intense pleasure. She grabbed Mammon’s knee under the table, digging her nails into him.

“What the hell!”

She laid her head on the table, her body quivering as she climaxed.

“What’s wrong with ya?” Mammon asked, his eyes wide and face red. The vibrator kept going, overstimulating her. Her hand slid up Mammon’s leg, now at his thigh. Mammon was trying desperately to say something to the human, but no actual words were coming out, just a mess of stutters and awkward sounds.

MC could feel another orgasm coming and she knew she wouldn’t be able to keep herself under control. She gathered her stuff, meaning to leave, but she knew she wouldn’t get out in time.

She grabbed Mammon’s face, bringing it to hers, and smashed her mouth against his. His body froze and he opened his mouth to say something but was stopped by MC shoving her tongue in, letting her moan out into his mouth. She pressed herself against him, her body shaking at the feeling of the vibrator and the demon’s kiss.

As the orgasm passed, Asmo stopped the vibrating. He, Belphie, Beel, and Satan all stared at MC and Mammon, mouths agape. MC pulled away from Mammon, who looked like he might faint. 

Eyes watering, legs trembling, and out of breath, MC rushed out of the cafeteria and out into the hallway where she ran into Lucifer. Her face instantly flared up, knowing she looked a mess.

Lucifer studied the human and sighed. “Let me guess, you made a bet with Asmo?”

“How did-”

“You’re not the first…”

Lucifer cleared his throat, now looking everywhere but at MC’s eyes. “I’m going to have to ask that you...remove the...device.”

MC nodded.

“Go ahead and go home early. Oh, and don’t make any more bets with my brothers. Especially Asmodeus.”

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Of Inverted Hearts and Goodbyes

kinda angsty...First time posting a fic here -- Please be gentle

The Avatar of Lust begged you with all his heart, something he've never done before --even when his Father punished him, Lilith and his brothers from the heavens.

Of course, he knew he won't ever be the jewel of your eyes. There was Lucifer who was always dependable, Mammon who was always protective, or Levi who you get along with. He's not as witty as Satan, not as sweet as Beelzebub or as honest as Belphie. Perhaps Simeon was right all along. He didn't want to admit it, but the angel's questions have break something in him.

He have always upheld himself as the most charming prince of hell, tempting right and left for millenias. Body open for everyone, heart closed to hide his insecurities. "Of course, you like me, I'm the most beautiful"-- a mantra he says as he sits on his vanity mirror. Funny, right? Vanitas should be close to Superbia but it felt like he should also claim that (it's not fair that Lucifer already has everything, he'd thought). He knew he acted and sounded shallow but beneath beauty and charms, what was he?

Father always told him how he lusted too much for something he could never have. "Nothing's enough with that frozen heart of yours. Love doesn't exist in you."

Asmodeus the angel tried to be the perfect child for him. Jewel of the heavens, they called him. Asmodeus the demon dragged the title with him when he fell and used it to his advantage to corrupt souls.

And then you came. The human exchange student was like a cute little pet. The pitiful being left in his scumbag brother's hands. He didn't understand why Solomon seemed interested with you.

When you pulled that incredible power, he've felt something sparked inside him. Unlocked power. He lusted for that since the beginning.

But when you both made a pact, another feeling stirred inside him. Something that grew as the two of you spend time together. Time that was scarce with how his brothers hoard your time. He was forced with make-up sessions, shopping, and helping you to prepare a date for someone who's not him. Pick-up lines and innuendos across the dining table you only smile politely at. Beel had once stopped munching to stare at the cupcakes Asmo have shoved in his mouth angrily, Satan and Lucifer snorting beside him. You were horsing around with Mammon, Belphie and Levi that time. He felt the six minor sins and his major sin screaming at him.

He wasn't lusting after your body or soul anymore (shame on him, he wouldn't admit that as avatar of lust). He yearned for the things he had deemed shallow than sex. Your laughter, your touch. Your love.

"You seem...more subdued," Solomon once remarked, as he stirred something with a funny smell in his cauldron. "I wonder if it's only power that MC drew out of you. Interesting."

"Shut up, Solomon." He crossed out the outfit he was doodling on the sketchbook (a gift from the sorcerer after erasing Asmo's drawings on his notes for the umpteenth time). It doesn't suit their eyes...

"Hmm. You've fallen? Finally." Solomon smirked. "Pun intended."

Asmo rolled his eyes. "I don't want to hear that from someone who have countless wives and lovers."

"You all grew up so fast," Solomon had sniffed. As fake as Satan's smile. Asmo threw a paper ball at the sorcerer, at which it fell in the stinky concoction. A bubble rose and screamed curses at them before Solomon popped it with his ladle. "Jokes aside, I wish you luck."

He wished for your attention to be directed at him. He labored himself every night to be the most attractive in your eyes. Dreamy sighs as he watched you clap your hands excitedly at what Lord Diavolo said. Shouldering through the twins to walk with you across the hallways. Trying to placate Lucifer's irritation when you get in trouble. Perking up when you call his name. Asmo, Asmo, Asmo-- the sound of your voice playing in his head as he giggled on his bed, hugging a pillow. He had felt greed on wanting you alone for himself. You won't choose him solely (surely, right?) , so he have dropped multiple times he's willing to share. Even just that...

But alas, all you see in him was a playboy out to get your heart.

If his brothers hear his lowly thoughts, they'll mock him. Somewhere in Diavolo's castle, Helene must be laughing.

Belphie moaned that he didn't have time with you enough but Asmo's sure his meter (like one of those weird games Levi plays) was higher than him. You'll left tomorrow and he's still in a slow pace, or perhaps even at a standstill.

The lights in the pub casted a soft glow around you. He hiccupped. He shouldn't have drank too much.

He held your hands. They're warm like you. And he felt like he was going to lose it, succumb to that neverending unsatisfaction again without you.

"Don't leave," he repeated, the tears rolling down his cheeks. He hiccuped again. Somewhere in the back of his mind, he wished that you won't mistaken that as silly drunken words. He sounded desperate. He didn't care.

You smiled. He stared, imprinting it in his mind. "Thank you," you said. You moved to hug him. "But I have to go. Lord Diavolo said the exchange program is over. The Celestial Realm is watching. I'm not allowed to stay even if I wanted to..." Your voice shook with emotion. He wrapped his arms around you. He still had questions, and you didn't answer his confession (or perhaps you rejected him already in your gentle way?), but your comfort come first.

It struck him that this might be the last the two of you will have the chance to be with each other.

He spotted golden hair outside the pub. So he clung desperately on you. Just a little more.

A little more time, he thought, before Satan reach the corner from where the two of you sat.

Forgive me, I'm rusty with words have faulty grammar and it might be OOC ;-;

I didn't expect this will evolve from a cooldown sketch to this sdfghjkl Based on my feels in Lesson 19-20--

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The brothers being accidentally in love with the Muslim even though they can’t be with them... would they lowkey convince the MC or would they sulk lol

(Say if it goes for both ways, MC is a hopeless romantic lowkey lmao)

OOF. So much angst. This one is a real brain teaser, I had to read SOO many tragedy poetry and fics to get the feeling so excuse the sentimental writing LMAO. A bit of warning though, I feel as though the brothers are OOC in this which is seriously messing me up, but I didn’t want to leave you bare-handed!

I feel like this HC requires a bit of context in order for people to understand why I wrote the brothers’ reactions the way I did. So I’d like to iterate the fact that I, too, am a hopeless romantic and I definitely believe love can change even the most difficult man. I’ve always had this HC in the Obey Me! universe that every creature is fallible and that the brothers, once fallen, are now much more vulnerable to these new emotions than when they were angels since they’re no longer bound to the service of God y’know? 

So with that in mind, onwards to the HC!!

p/s: I’ll post the little brothers’ reactions soon, hope you liked this :)

How the Brothers React to Accidentally Falling in Love with a Devout Muslim MC (Big Brothers)

Lucifer

At first, this man will pursue MC for not-so-wholesome gains (cough corruption kink cough). Lucifer is a very decisive man. He knows what he wants and unashamedly goes after it and he will stop at nothing until it’s rightfully his

But in his pursuit, I could see him actually, really, really falling in love with MC

It’s their pure, kind soul that attracted him initially as with all the other demons, but the more time he spends with them, the more he gets sucked in until all he wants and craves is MC

It’s almost heart-warming if not a bit concerning

However in his chase for MC’s affection, Lucifer would forget one crucial detail: MC is a Muslim, one whom is devout especially now having seen angels, demons and hell right in front of their eyes and when he accidentally witnessed them praying, he will just shut down and instantly remember that they are not meant to be

To put it simply, it’s illogical for them to even be together

When the realisation dawns on him, he immediately turns a full 180 and become a massive dick to MC, even borderline cruel that shocks the brothers

If MC confessed their love to him, Lucifer’s heart would soar in happiness, but his pure, unadulterated love for them would force him to push them away and tell them that he doesn’t reciprocate their feelings

But I could also see his Pride taking factor into this.

A prideful demon such as he, who willingly defied God and fell from Heaven, he would absolutely REFUSE to have his partner so dedicated to God. 

It won’t sit well in him at all and it will absolutely leave a bad taste in his mouth

But this doesn’t change the fact that he’s still in love with them, a fact which he DESPISES and is DISGUSTED by

When they left the Devildom, Lucifer would do what Lucifer does best: repress his feelings. That, or take it out on Mammon lol

But seriously though, he would need an outlet for his anger, heartbreak and yearning and he would most definitely drown himself in work or by punishing his brothers.

He can pretend all he wants that he’s fine, but Lucifer’s cues are pretty easy to read especially since MC has managed to get the demon brothers’ to bond with and understand each other deeper beyond surface level (a miraculous feat, kudos to our MC), the others can definitely tell that there’s some serious repression going on

But Lucifer gets very snippy whenever the brothers try to help him with it, which irritates the HELL out of them and they would be too annoyed with him to even bother helping him now 

Now that his pride has driven away both the very person whom he loves and his brothers, Lucifer will become even more withdrawn and far, far lonelier than he was before MC came into their lives

Sometimes, he curses the circumstances that led them to him, even if they were the best thing that ever happened to his family

Yeah, heartbroken!Lucifer is just ;((( (Alexa play bitches broken hearts by miss billie eilish)

Mammon

This man is a capital S simp.

Mammon gets attracted to anything shiny/pretty REALLY easily (after all, it’s one of the main reasons why his symbolic animal is a crow) so him being attracted to MC at first didn’t really come as a surprise

I think he knows the difference between finding someone attractive and actually being in love with them despite having never even fallen in love before

He’s lived for centuries and plus, his own sister loved a human, he’s certain he has never felt that for anyone before

Him realising that he’s in love with MC would definitely come as a shock to him though. This tsundere can deny it all he wants, but he can’t deny the fact that MC’s mere presence alone gives him serenity and cardiac arrest at the same time

His initial reaction when he comes to terms with it would definitely be to flee and avoid MC like they’re the plague. But this man pines and when he does, his sin will flare up and MC will find themselves with a very clingy Avatar of Greed by their side

To Mammon, being in love is the equivalent of stepping outside of your home for the first time in weeks and feeling the gentle warmth of the Sun caressing your skin

He is gentler, more compassionate, and more attune to MC’s feelings. He definitely places them above Goldie because they are his most prized possession, the keeper of his heart, the rarest jewel and like everything he treasures, he takes extremely good care of them. But he would NEVERRR let MC or his brothers EVER know about that (sike, everyone knows it, he’s so soft for them it’s so obvious. They find it endearing though)

Which is why when he remembers that they’re Muslim and that they worship God, the very deity he curses and rebel daily against, his heart would break

He isn’t stupid (well, not all the time), he’s lived in the Celestial Realm before. He has seen the humans who reside there once they pass their mortal life. They were infinitely exuberant compared to the ones who were condemned to a lifetime of punishment in the Devildom for their sins

And he could never doom them like that, it would hurt him to see his love miserable and depressed down in the Devildom even if he would want nothing more than for them to be together forever

So, he would bottle up his feelings and try his best to live in the present and enjoy what little time he has with them, even though he felt like that entire year passed by in a flash (which, in demon years, is most definitely like the blink of an eye)

If MC reciprocates his feelings, I can picture him being so, so joyful about that fact, but he knew that their romance is a tragedy right from the beginning. He is a fallen angel, he can’t change his nature and he has transgressed against God in the worst possible way; by swearing eternal enmity towards Him.

I can’t picture him getting over them, even after they’ve passed and are thriving in the Celestial Realm

omg I'm gonna sob Alexa play Smile by Juice WRLD

Leviathan

We all know that Levi thinks of MC as his Henry, his number one best friend

And he’s right. There were no instances of their hangouts being anything more than platonic

When he first started falling for MC, he’d deny it like Mammon did

Him? In love with his best friend? Preposterous.

Eventually he’ll come to realise it though because they were probably watching hilarious videos on the Internet (cough Buzzfeed Unsolved cough) and Levi was so distracted because he was just staring at MC laughing suuuper hard at the video in pure awe. Like his lil demon heart just went doki doki

Pure joy is so beautiful on people and seeing it on MC?? They were  pulchritudinous

But even after coming to terms with it though, Levi becomes SUUUUPER shy and embarrassed about that fact that for the first few days, he avoided them because he couldn’t compose himself in their presence

Eventually our beautiful demon of envy will snap out of it by MC cornering him and tearfully telling him that they miss his company 

So now they spend even more time together and Levi will slowly become more confident around MC

This means soft, shy touches turn into ‘accidental’ brushes against them then to full lingering touches until finally, he becomes confident enough to throw his arms around them in a hug

Unfortunately, depending on the gender identity of MC, this may not fly all that well

In Islam, contact between opposite sexes whom you have no familial relation to/are not married to is considered a sin (I can elaborate in another post if anyone is interested in it though) and MC will have to politely turn him down, but this doesn’t mean that they hate him. It’s far, far from that

They have to be gentle in their explanation to Leviathan. This man’s self esteem is so low that if MC were to ever recoil from his touch, it would send him into a shame spiral and self deprecating thoughts that is much, much worse than before

So MC will have to remind him that they are Muslim, that they are bound to the services and will of God.

This reminder will destroy him though and his sin will absolutely consume him

He would become so, so envious of God that someone as amazing and wonderful as his MC is so dedicated to Him, and in his envy, comes wrath.

Though his wrath is not as potent as Satan’s, it is enough for him to act irrationally and ruin his friendship with MC

He just couldn’t stand to be around them because all he wanted to do is to hold them, kiss them and love them and his envy for them will become too much that he will start to breakdown because of it

I do picture him being a yandere though with his being the Avatar of Envy. If MC returns his feelings, it might be best that they keep it to themselves and not make it known because this man WILL latch on to them and never let them go

He would absolutely turn them against God if it meant he gets to be with them for eternity even after they die