#shut up roach

[lotus-pear]

dazai in the new chapter looks like those bratty 10yo girls behind their mom at sephora who refuse to take a single item off even though the bill is at like $1500

[nevadaafterdark]

UGH "cortisol face" this, "double lip line" that, "hip dips" blah blah blah. how about i fuck you in front of a mirror, forcing you to look at how well you're taking me, watch the way your face contorts in pleasure, see me fucking ravage you until you admit that every part of you is beautiful?

[perpetual-fng]

What if egg

that is a very good question

[iceman-soup]

Price giving out stickers to the 141. Colourful little circles saying "well done!", "good job!" or with a smiley face, and the team gets REALLY competitive for them.

The sticker pack was bought months ago when Price was on leave. He saw it in a small crafts shop and remembered an ex of his - a primary school teacher - had said it worked wonders for their class. With a grin, he paid, packing the stickers safely in his bag to take back to base and thinking himself the funniest man alive.

It took a while for him to reveal the stickers to his team. To be honest, by the time he'd dealt with all the inevitable chaos that happened whilst he was away, he was too tired to care about the stickers when he finally got round to unpacking his bag again. It wasn't until several weeks later that he brought them, smuggled under his jacket, into a briefing room, ready to congratulate the boys on another successful mission and showcase his little joke.

"Fuck me, Cap." Ghost had, of course, been the first to notice when Price placed the sticker pack on the briefing room table. The latter had chosen a moment when everyone was nattering with each other about the mission - or about something, anyway; he drowned out Soap and Gaz's playful arguments most of the time.

Ghost's lighthearted exasperation caught the others' attention, and to say the three sergeants' eyes lit up would be an understatement. Roach was the first to lunge towards Price - eyes fixed on the stickers as if they were prey - quickly followed by Soap and Gaz. The Captain had to snatch the little booklet off the table and hold it above his head at lightning speed to avoid a catfight over it.

"It's only if you're good!" He scolded, attempting to push off a very fixated Gaz from practically climbing up his gear to get to the stickers.

The boys start doing counterproductive shit to try and get stickers. Soap blows up considerably more stuff than before in attempts to impress Price; Ghost brings him more tea than he is physically capable of drinking; and he swears Gaz and Roach have mentally transformed into two needy cats that are constantly under his feet.

From day two of the Curse of the Stickers (TM), Price is instantly regretting his actions. His team's pestering is only making him give out less stickers, which in turn makes the pestering worse. It got to the point where he awarded Roach a sticker for falling asleep just because it meant that he wasn't bothering him.

(This all continued for years btw. Every time the novelty of the stickers started to fade, someone would get one for doing particularly well on a mission and suddenly the competition would pipe back up again. Price never forgot about the stickers because their faces when he gave them one was so innocently happy. He loved seeing his men be boys again even just for a moment)

[starlightwoofwoof]

❤️💙🍿 Yapping about random things from my SM x MLB AU : Radford/The Glitch Edition 🍿💙❤️

okay why did I do all that coloring- uh- anyway, welcome back to the SM x MLB AU series where I talk about specific characters and share my ideas about those characters! RADFORD/THE GLITCH TIME ‼️‼️‼️

Now, the main thing I wanna talk about is The Glitch, especially how his powers work

The Glitch does have multiple powers, like going in and out of digital screens, and teleporting and all that- (low key kinda sad I kinda abandoned the possession idea but I feel like that would make him too OP, if he isn’t too OP already-)

His main power, though, is transporting people into their devices, and giving them their own special ‘digital movie paradise’ where they can be “happy”

For example, Kevin’s ‘paradise’ is a beach vacation, away from the Candy Club

Fun Fact : In the real world, to anybody outside of their ‘paradises’, the victim’s phone just shows an ‘emoji’-like picture of the victim, being all happy and stuff, and text on the bottom that says the victim is ‘offline’

I can’t really think of any paradises for the other characters rn tho- s o -

Now, onto something else about The Glitch I wanna point out, his voice and how he speaks (cause it’s kinda cool and kinda spooky-)

Here are some of his quotes I thought up …. like 2 seconds ago- :

“𝐂𝐨-𝐂Ø𝐦£ 𝐨𝐍, 𝐆𝐫€𝐠 . . . W̯ͤ̾ͣ͝Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕T̨͈͗̌ͥ’S̵̙͕̀̃ Ỵ̛̖͋͢O̖̼ͩ͌͐U̠҉̷̙ͦR͉̜̎͡͠ P̧͕̒̊͘A̷͙ͭͫ̕R͉̜̎͡͠A̷͙ͭͫ̕D̶͔̭̪̻I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃Ḛͭ̉̇͟?”

“𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃-𝐃Ø 𝐘𝟎𝐔-𝐎𝐔 𝐍Ø𝐓 𝐖@𝐍-𝐍𝐓 £𝐕€𝐑𝐘𝟎𝐍€-𝟎𝐍€ 𝐓Ø 𝐁€ Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔A̷͙ͭͫ̕P̧͕̒̊͘P̧͕̒̊͘Ỵ̛̖͋͢?!“

“𝐊£𝐯-𝐕? 𝐎𝐡-𝐡𝟎-𝐇𝐨, 𝐡-𝐇€’$ 𝐋𝟎𝐍𝐆 𝐠𝐨-𝟎-𝐧£ 𝐧𝟎𝐖 . . .“

“𝐈-𝐈 𝐝Ø-𝟎-𝐧’𝐓-𝐭 . . . want this . .“

alright that’s enough of all of that lol

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

[aviemelonn]

quick darcy art cuz of broken karaoke 🧡🎤

[14dayswithyou]

SAINNTT WELCOME BACK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! ;w;

THIS CAN'T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!

[aastarions]

trying to be brave but i just witnessed (4) different types of bugs in our house this evening and if i see one more im gonna lose it

[hierodulamantidae]

I'm sooo 50/50 on the AA anime bc on one hand, awesome they fixed the worst case in the entire franchise (kinda). On the other, though - making Adrian's devotion blood related is weak and cowardly and makes me want to kill people.

[kab00m]

soooo like if i hypothetically had plans for a soapghostroach secret relationship fic would u guys be hypothetically interested 👉👈

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Thinking about Roach and Ghost being besties again. Cod help us all…

[echthr0s]

weird mood of the day: having one (1) cup of coffee and experiencing what you suddenly realise is what it must be like to have a regulated nervous system

[swordmaid]

durge yves is so very jaded about everything because nothing compares to the euphoria bhaal grants from killing that she latches onto anything that piques her interest. to the point that performing surgeries and experiments on her own self gets so boring that she stopped for a time. she also has very little regard over her own body, not caring what happens to it because it's merely a vessel for bhaal and he can make and remake it as he wishes. i think the moment orin betrays yves that's one of the few times she feels excitement and joy, and when she was experimented on by kressa then shoved in that pod she was ecstatic about it. it's different. it's a change. she enjoyed it so very much that the moment she awoke in the nautiloid she can't help but smile. she doesn't know why, hardly can remember anything about herself, but for some reason she feels a certain excitement; an anticipation of a hunt.

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

When I started once in a blue moon, I thought it wouldn’t be more than 30 thousand words…

I’m not even halfway and it’s at ~25 thousand

Someone send help

[bingo-bumbles]

Our Flag Means Death Daemon au

Because I am absolutely off my rocker, I've decided to throw together a daemon/his dark materiel/golden compass au for OFMD. Has this been done before? Probably. Here's my take on it :)

Put under a cut because I did do the entire crew of the Revenge+others

Stede: Atlantic Puffin

Edward: Bengal cat

Izzy: Skunk

Jim: Mongoose

Olu: Elephant

Fang: Border collie

Ivan: Turkey vulture

Frenchie: Aye-Aye

Buttons: Seagull

Wee John: Dormouse

Pete: Miniature pinscher

Lucius: Kea

Swede: Silk moth

Roach: Racoon

Jackie: Wolverine

Jack: Calico cat

Plot wise it'd be pretty much the same just with daemons running around. I'll probably draw something for it at some point. However this took over an hour to throw together so I am EXHAUSTED

Feel free to talk to be about this(please do I'm staring at you with my big eyes)