#shut up melissa

[iheartpeppino]

I said yes. And yes, that is a real engagement ring. I am the queen of cringe, but I have never been happier.

[blood-and-pizza]

At first I was like,

"I can't be a fan of the Daycare Attendant, Sun is kinda annoying, Moon is very creepy, why are so many people obsessed with this animatronic?"

But then I was like,

"Oh, that's actually pretty good fanfiction of them. Okay, I think I'm starting to see the appeal."

And then I was like,

"MUST SEARCH TWO DIFFERENT GAMESTOP LOCATIONS FOR SUN AND MOON PLUSHIES AND THEN END UP BUYING THEM FROM GAMESTOP'S WEBSITE ONLY FOR MY PACKAGE TO GET LOST AND CAUSE ME ANXIETY BECAUSE FED EX SUCKS!"

And now I'm like,

"Sun and Moon? Yeah, I'm a fan." *wears a shirt of the two of them from Hot Topic as pajamas* "Eclipse has my heart, though."

I'm still perplexed by how this pipeline went.

[smellslikefeathers]

I have severe anxiety, which affects every aspect of my life, including my ability to play video games. For that reason, games where your choices matter - like Undertale - normally freak me out, especially if characters can die.

When I played Undertale for the first time, I did not play it blind. I watched multiple playthroughs first. I only ever went for the True Pacifist route. I did not want anyone to die. I wanted to make everyone happy and get the best ending.

I was playing a different game this morning, a visual novel, totally blind, and when my choices got a character killed, I didn't even bother letting the ending play out. I just silently rage quitted the game while screaming mentally at my stupidity.

Sigh... I wish my brain was normal about video games.

[banduckoot]

BLAZE IT

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Pain In Her Ass Is Now The Love Of Her Life

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Do you guys kNOW how excited I am for healthy domestic kanthony? Kate nervous but determined to support Francesca and Eloise during the season, Anthony in the back like *thumbs up* no, you've got this babe! Kate going to Violet for advice on being viscountess, Anthony paying Edwina's dowry and being just generally way chiller and calmer then ever, Kate forcing Anthony to let her help him with his duties? It's going to ruin me.

[my-mt-heart]

Suggesting that Carol lies simply because her needs come first reveals a lot more about you and the way you view women than it does about the character you're insulting, Greg. If you don't like that about her story, direct your underhanded comments at the misogynist showrunner on your left. It's his fault. Don't look at Melissa.

Anyways, I would've loved to use this space to dissect what Melissa had to say about Carol's arc, but she kept getting interrupted by the men and only got to speak briefly about France.

[gayestswiftie]

Guys I want everyone to start posting their wlw (older!character x younger reader) in "shut up bean I know i have mommy issues". Only because Beans my friend I have mommy issues and I love your fics

[iheartpeppino]

I think Peppino Spaghetti is very attractive. I like how big his nose is, it's strong-looking. I like how round his body is. I love how expressive his face is. I love his mustache. I don't care that he's old and bald. I'm practically middle-aged myself and I love how mature he looks. I also love how effortlessly he beats the shit out of his enemies, how strong and powerful he is. How manly and impressive he is. Peppino is a damn cutie.

Oh, but let me talk about Pizzahead for a minute! I think he's super-attractive too! I'm as much of a fan of silly men as I am the manly ones. He is shockingly handsome for someone who's supposed be a clown-like mascot made of pizza. I mean... that smile. Those blushy pepperoni cheeks. That cute tomato clown nose. Gosh! And he even has a dapper little bow tie. AND HE'S TALL. OMG! So cute! And his laugh makes me giggle like an idiot.

I am obsessed with these two. They are my pizza husbands and I love them horribly and terribly (that is to say, a lot)!

[blood-and-pizza]

Seeing people who have a passionate love for specific FNAF animatronics is so cute

Whether it's a wholesome, child-like enthusiasm for them or outright self-shipping, I find it adorable.

I'm actually watching Kwite's video of his KwiteTrap fan art competition he held ages ago and am greatly enjoying myself.

[martinskis-lydias]

Just had to say “Hey Melissa” to someone at work and almost immediately burst out laughing

[lilacthebooklover]

i know we as a fandom don't like to talk about hey melissa for obvious reasons, but i can't help but have a sort of morbid fascination with it. so many aspects of it are so clever when you think about it. take paul getting hit by a car at the end of the episode and melissa calling out to him, for example. it's such a sickening echo of his retelling of spot's death earlier on. where melissa had been disgusted with him before for letting spot die, she feels that exact same guilt when paul ends up in hospital. i just,, i hate the ending so much because paul should've been able to break that! he should've been able to go back to his own 'loving family'. but he couldn't, because of melissa, who he goes back to. i just. ughfhhjjg

also! during the whole spot segment, the "what do you want, paul?" motif plays in the background. because paul shows very clearly that he wanted to keep spot. he wanted spot to stay with him, to stay alive. but he didn't, and paul blames himself, viewing it as the worst thing he's ever done in his life. so since then, he's not wanted for anything.

the parallels throughout this thing are so good. even the little ones, like ted growing to lowkey hate paul out of jealousy throughout the episode, similar to how paul's cat hated spot. i have way too many thoughts about this unhinged thing

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[leslieseveride]

i'm always a normal girl in my bedroom until i think back to lucy's face when tim was cradling her to his chest after saving her life.

[murcielagatito]

its impossible for black and brown folks to find spaces for ourselves and to have a fandom about a black show be overrun by its white side character... do yall not see how vile that is? how absolutely insidious it is that you obsess over an actress that doesnt care about the lives of black and brown people and supports genocide? do yall not see how that actually fucking hurts us and how it makes us uncomfortable to be in a space that is supposed to be for us? you white bitches have absolutely everything in the world catered for you but fucking heaven forbid something be for black and brown people cuz yall gotta colonize that shit too

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

.....Has Spider lived on Pandora longer than Jake????