#shut up melissa

[iheartpeppino]

I said yes. And yes, that is a real engagement ring. I am the queen of cringe, but I have never been happier.

[blood-and-pizza]

At first I was like,

"I can't be a fan of the Daycare Attendant, Sun is kinda annoying, Moon is very creepy, why are so many people obsessed with this animatronic?"

But then I was like,

"Oh, that's actually pretty good fanfiction of them. Okay, I think I'm starting to see the appeal."

And then I was like,

"MUST SEARCH TWO DIFFERENT GAMESTOP LOCATIONS FOR SUN AND MOON PLUSHIES AND THEN END UP BUYING THEM FROM GAMESTOP'S WEBSITE ONLY FOR MY PACKAGE TO GET LOST AND CAUSE ME ANXIETY BECAUSE FED EX SUCKS!"

And now I'm like,

"Sun and Moon? Yeah, I'm a fan." *wears a shirt of the two of them from Hot Topic as pajamas* "Eclipse has my heart, though."

I'm still perplexed by how this pipeline went.

[the-moon-is-a-hoe]

I've been trying to come up with an OC for TADC... here's the details about her so far:

She's a human who enters the Circus very shortly after Pomni.

Caine was not expecting her but though he's a bit wary at first, he welcomes her aboard anyway.

She takes the form of a teddy bear with a bow around her neck.

She's very much drawn to Caine and has a keen interest in him... though she herself cannot remember why.

She names herself "Val", like in "valentine", because she remembers being obsessed with love before entering the circus

Val is a soft and huggable bear. She enjoys hugs and physical affection, but won't give them to anyone she doesn't trust. It seems the only one she trusts so far... is Caine. Not even one of the humans, just Caine. The others have no idea why.

Val doesn't really want anything to do with the other members of the Circus at first. She doesn't seem too concerned about escaping the Circus, either. It's like she WANTS to be there...

[smellslikefeathers]

I have severe anxiety, which affects every aspect of my life, including my ability to play video games. For that reason, games where your choices matter - like Undertale - normally freak me out, especially if characters can die.

When I played Undertale for the first time, I did not play it blind. I watched multiple playthroughs first. I only ever went for the True Pacifist route. I did not want anyone to die. I wanted to make everyone happy and get the best ending.

I was playing a different game this morning, a visual novel, totally blind, and when my choices got a character killed, I didn't even bother letting the ending play out. I just silently rage quitted the game while screaming mentally at my stupidity.

Sigh... I wish my brain was normal about video games.

[banduckoot]

BLAZE IT

[churchofsatansass]

I can't believe I reblogged to wrong sideblog. Again. Fuck. I'm sorry, everyone!

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#They'll Always Have Tomorrow

[onlyxmcbride]

if you show anyone the caryl reunion scene from the book of carol that doesn't know a thing about the walking dead, everyone would assume that they were a couple separated for a decade.

the face touch UGH I'm still not over it and the way she buries her face into his neck/shoulder. somebody needs to put me down because I can't cope 😭 (not my gifs, sorry idk where I got them from)

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

Do you guys kNOW how excited I am for healthy domestic kanthony? Kate nervous but determined to support Francesca and Eloise during the season, Anthony in the back like *thumbs up* no, you've got this babe! Kate going to Violet for advice on being viscountess, Anthony paying Edwina's dowry and being just generally way chiller and calmer then ever, Kate forcing Anthony to let her help him with his duties? It's going to ruin me.

[iheartpeppino]

I think Peppino Spaghetti is very attractive. I like how big his nose is, it's strong-looking. I like how round his body is. I love how expressive his face is. I love his mustache. I don't care that he's old and bald. I'm practically middle-aged myself and I love how mature he looks. I also love how effortlessly he beats the shit out of his enemies, how strong and powerful he is. How manly and impressive he is. Peppino is a damn cutie.

Oh, but let me talk about Pizzahead for a minute! I think he's super-attractive too! I'm as much of a fan of silly men as I am the manly ones. He is shockingly handsome for someone who's supposed be a clown-like mascot made of pizza. I mean... that smile. Those blushy pepperoni cheeks. That cute tomato clown nose. Gosh! And he even has a dapper little bow tie. AND HE'S TALL. OMG! So cute! And his laugh makes me giggle like an idiot.

I am obsessed with these two. They are my pizza husbands and I love them horribly and terribly (that is to say, a lot)!

[blood-and-pizza]

Seeing people who have a passionate love for specific FNAF animatronics is so cute

Whether it's a wholesome, child-like enthusiasm for them or outright self-shipping, I find it adorable.

I'm actually watching Kwite's video of his KwiteTrap fan art competition he held ages ago and am greatly enjoying myself.

[just-a-girl-that-likes-stuff]

Finally finished season 6 of teen wolf and man what a ride! I love this show and the characters so damn much 😭

I think how they defeated the anukitae was a bit anticlimactic and I’m annoyed that they didn’t get Monroe but I still enjoyed it!

I loved seeing everyone come back! Derek my boo, stiles (my other boo), Jackson, Ethan, Peter, ugh I love them all.

I know the movie came out too but idk if I’m gonna watch it. Is it worth watching? Stiles ain’t even in it and I was struggling to make it through season 6 without him😭

[my-mt-heart]

Suggesting that Carol lies simply because her needs come first reveals a lot more about you and the way you view women than it does about the character you're insulting, Greg. If you don't like that about her story, direct your underhanded comments at the misogynist showrunner on your left. It's his fault. Don't look at Melissa.

Anyways, I would've loved to use this space to dissect what Melissa had to say about Carol's arc, but she kept getting interrupted by the men and only got to speak briefly about France.

[gayestswiftie]

Guys I want everyone to start posting their wlw (older!character x younger reader) in "shut up bean I know i have mommy issues". Only because Beans my friend I have mommy issues and I love your fics

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#The Pain In Her Ass Is Now The Love Of Her Life

[martinskis-lydias]

Just had to say “Hey Melissa” to someone at work and almost immediately burst out laughing