#shut up it makes sense

[gahtheone]

This is the most danandphil Dan and Phil have danandphiled in a while, you know what I mean?

[most-sane-protag-fanboy]

Stuff from the RachelDevsThis discord serv

(TW // Bright colors , ‘blood’, Cold Front bad end spoilers (kinda) below read more)

[murderoushagthesequel]

Grounded

for @jegulus-microfic's prompt, flowers (154 words)

ok these prompts are encouraging me to experiment with a bunch of new unconventional writing styles and i am having a blast!!

5: WATCH The pastel colors of the flower in his hand. His face contorted in focus. The slight curve of his lips into a smile. His hair blowing in the breeze. The slight blush coloring his cheeks.

4: FEEL The warmth radiating from his skin. The cool, summer breeze. The brush of a petal against your cheek. Grass between your toes.

3: HEAR His light chuckle at a terrible joke. The birds chirping nearby. Your own breath catch in your throat.

2: SMELL His eucalyptus soap mixing with the scent of your orange. The lily of the valley stem he just placed behind your ear.

1: TASTE The cherry chapstick on his lips.

Regulus finds himself grounded. And kissing James Potter with a beautiful stem of lily of the valley tucked behind his ear. He adds a new step. 

0: EXPERIENCE the joys of life. 

Whoever thought Regulus Black would become such a sap?

[apricote]

i desire gale of waterdeep carnally.. like in a very lesbian way

[inkskinned]

they will need to whipstitch the wound closed, but embroidery is a "woman's" task. they will need to eat and clean and mend clothes, but why learn basic things when you can have a woman measure out your life in beads. he will be the "head" of your house, but if you want him to act accordingly, you must assign him a list of all applicable activities. you will be otherwise constantly in charge of almost-everything; so he will lead the house he is absent from.

in movies and books, the "cool" girl will be more-like-a-man. she will be "less boring," more "fun". she will have masculine ideas and masculine talents, which means a man doesn't have to change in order to find her fascinating. she will disdain of something as simple as stitching. how boring!

she will kick open the door of a car and quip what, girls can't drive? and flip her long hair down one side. she will grill and shoot a gun and skydive. be a guy. she will be sexualized.

somewhere, working on computers becomes a masculine task, and now on tv a gen-z disney character throws her hands up in the air. i can't be a computer science nerd, i'm a girl! in the real life, she will be unable to sit through some of her classes, shivering when she realizes she is the only woman present in several of them.

how many times have you read this book and seen this show and watched this movie. the singular woman is allowed 5 lines because she's not just smart! she's also pretty! she is surrounded by 20 average men, but she is stunning. she is the exception to the bland, pale lives of women-at-home, who will never be shown. she likes dirt and motorbikes and blood and shows up in a tiny dress during the final scene, rolling her eyes at our male lead's incredulity - just because i like motorcross doesn't mean anything. i'm still a woman, okay? i actually like shopping.

it is almost never reversed, and you think about that often. it is vanishingly rare to have a single man in a cast of women. the male love interest does not show up at a feminist march and sardonically squint at our leading lady - what? you thought only women care about human rights? he does not know how to balance a checkbook or kickbox because i grew up with three sisters.

when he cooks he is a chef, which is sexy. when he cleans, he's being kind, genteel. when he nurtures his family, confetti rains from the ceiling. when she does these things: it is her duty and her identity. what do you mean she has other passions and hobbies? isn't her hobby and passion homemaking?

the other day a friend embroidered a seam closed on your jacket into the shape of ivy. every time you touch it, you think of her.

something about women's hobbies and art and skills. something about women's work.

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[1960z]

what I think is interesting about this interaction is that phoenix displays a familiarity of edgeworth’s responses to this sort of thing that as an adult he just shouldn’t have which leads me to believe he’s going off of knowledge from when they were kids.

which makes me think there was some time in grade school where edgeworth pulled this exact shit and when phoenix did laugh he promptly did in fact 1) get mad and 2) burst into tears

[a-ikuoliver]

“how many guys do you have on your roster, huh?”

“including you? four.”

“i’m gonna have you cummin’ on my cock, screamin’ my name and we’ll see if you still want those guys after the fourth time.”

[unsteddie]

Steve agrees to play npc parts for Eddie's big one shot that he's been planning forever, but only if Eddie will play basketball with him. So they meet Lucas and Max at the court in the park and Eddie will not shut up about everything.

It's hot, his shorts are rubbing his legs weird, the sun's too bright. Just in general being as annoying as possible. It doesn't bother Steve even a little, he's too busy being smug about getting Eddie into basketball shorts at all. Sure he was still wearing a band shirt, but the shorts were a win.

It starts pretty normal, Max is absolutely ripping them apart verbally and it's working weirdly well to balance out her actual basketball skills, which are nothing to write home about. Eddie whines everytime hes got to run up or down the court, but he does ok at controlling the ball and manages to catch it when Steve throws it to him.

Steve's being blocked by Lucas who's the same height now, and Max is running for Eddie and the ball. Steve's yelling at him to throw it, just aim for the net, and he does. He sinks it, the ball barely touches the rim. He shouts in victory and runs to Steve for a congratulatory kiss, losing the ball to Max, completely worth it.

Over the course of the next few minutes he sinks two more. Steve calls for a pause in the game and simply hands Eddie the ball and tells him to shoot. Another basket. He moves him farther back and Eddie makes it again. Eventually he's standing at the free throw line having scored 7 consecutive baskets and he looks at Steve in wonder and says

"hey, I think I'm good at this?"

Max and Lucas are losing their minds, Lucas is somewhere behind him saying "of course he's good at this." Over and over again.

Steve can't decide if he's more frustrated or charmed, but what he says is "what the fuck, we could have won the championship if you hadn't been a nerd."

[lotus-pear]

free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay

[coffeeflavored-tears]

are peacocks avatars of the eye

[pinacoladamatata]

blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[hotel-casifornia]

sometimes girls get drunk late at night n watch like 4 episodes of supernatural and go to bed at 1am and wake up with no hangover

[wizardemotions]

pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone

[cloysterbell]

Most people do not smell the apples. The Warehouse likes you.