#shut up i’m dying
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
#octavian pjo#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS#ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him#and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF#there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS#have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin#(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t#intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#adjacent cause i’m talking him#will solace#also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo#HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE#GOD#FUCKING HELL#he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment#sorry i’ll shut up now#percy jackson
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Orla’s liberation comes at the price of the merc’s. The further they entrench themself into being used as an implement for her to use to her ends, the more divorced they become to themself (though, even that’s a bit complicated. Who is the merc without Orla? Her guiding hand. Her crook shepherding. Her word governing.) She’s building her empire; the merc’s shoveling their grave. But at the same time, her empire doesn’t necessarily guarantee her own (true) freedom and is, in fact, a kind of gilded cage in its own right. You painstakingly build yourself a palace behind enemy lines, with all the luxuries you can scrounge together. Give yourself every comfort, loud music to drown out whatever ghosts you’re still trying to outrun, good sex, good food, people who will jump to murder for you without blinking an eye… yet it’s difficult to truly allow yourself to relish in any of it for more than a couple fleeting moments when you know there are serpents slithering just right outside the gates. Doesn’t matter how much you fortify your house of cards, it can still all come crumbling down with a gust of wind. And what then? One king (queen) deposes another, Vapolis continues on. No one will mourn. Orla knows this. Orla is terrified by this.
Anyway.. @vapolis sending you my therapy bill as I type this.
#sorry I’m going through it#orlaaaa my light my life my whole day longgg#I want to know her every thought and emotion this is very serious for me#finally got over being annoyed at PayPal being the only option for ko-fi payment and got a membership because I needed more orla and well…#I’m not feeling very normal about her. but when am I ever#AND THIS ISNT EVEN GETTING INTO THE FACT THAT SHES A WOMAN! FUCK!!!#like something something trying to carve out your own space in a world full of men who probably see you as no different from the women#they use and discard#whatever.#the idea of ruining orla by fully devoting yourself to her. hold on.#like yes I am going to be the most useful and obedient dog you’ve ever had. when you shut your golden cage behind you it’ll ring#like a bell and not the clang of a cell.#does this make sense? am I making sense?#something something mutually assured destruction#you don’t gain freedom by doing what orla does. not in any real meaningful sense.#the only way to win is to not play#but when you come from where she’s come from… you’ve gotta gamble#but it’s such a Faustian deal#anyway it’ll probably be the death of both her and the merc. let me shut up the thought of her dying just made me ill#whatever. whateverrrr#vapolis makes sinners of us all - if you aren’t there yet you’re certainly on your way!#**these are just my own personal thoughts and interpretations**#also apologies mara if you don’t care to be tagged in things like this! I’ll remove it if so#if: rywd#+ orla 🫂
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I do have to say tho Pudding ranting about how sweet and kind and handsome and loving and talented Sanji is and Luffy going “I KNOW RIGHT?? He’s the best!!” is SO Sanlu core. She literally said he’s perfect husband material and Luffy agreed in every way short of resting his head in his palms with a dreamy look on his face going “Yeah…he is 💖” Shut up. I can’t even look at them right now
#Shima speaks#Lusan#Sanlu#One Piece#Sanji#Pudding#Luffy#UGHH. UUUUFHHH.#Dying for more jealous Luffy fics where he gets all huffy puffy around Pudding#Pudding: Sanji’s so charming and handsome 🥰#Luffy: I know that already >:( I’ve known that the longest!#Pudding: Can’t believe I get to marry him <333#Luffy: >:(((((((((#BITING MY KNUCKLES I’m sorry I can’t be normal about them. I just can’t. I really ca#Shut UP Shima
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Deamus Headcanon:
Dean is a LOTTTTTTT taller than Seamus, Seamus is so short that when they hug his head is perfectly on Dean’s chest. Seamus has always hated how short he is compared to Dean, he was always teased (lovingly of course) about it.
After the war, he didn’t care about the teasing anymore, he loved how short her was. He loved that he could hug Dean and hear his heart beating loud and strong. He loved that he could hug Dean and know for sure that Dean IS right there hugging him, it’s not just a figment of his imagination. He could hug him and know Dean is alive.
Follow on from that ^^ Seamus also hugs Dean or puts his hand on Dean’s chest when he is scared, sad, worried, etc. if there is a loud noise, he needs to know Dean’s ok. If they’re watching a scary movie, he needs to know Dean hasn’t somehow been sucked into it. He needs to lay on Dean’s chest each night just in case he starts to slip away in his sleep. He always needs that reassurance, and Dean thought he was just being clingy until he found out the reason Seamus now loved his height so much.
#harry potter#deamus#dean thomas#seamus finnigan#golden era#shut up they’re so cute#i’m gonna cry#i’m gonna throw up#wizarding world#wizarding war#aaaaaaaaaa#im dying#send help
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hey so when you die do you die or do you die 🙁

i’m stuck in a lucifer / radioapple rabbit hole that i hope i never crawl out of
#alastor x lucifer#radioapple#pls help#they are in love#shut up i don’t care i love them#qpr potential#hell’s great dad#ummm i’m dying#kill my brain#FUCK EVERYTHING THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER#alastor would bite luci and that’s actually an interesting concept
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need a TYO fic where they’re still being played by the wrong actor like that one scene in Bambi before they go to the launderette,, the existential horror and dysphoria of waking up and being played by the Wrong Actor and trying to fix it somehow (or carry on living in the Wrong Body,,, There’s Implications…)
#like imagine waking up Wrong. and then u can’t shake the feeling for days even weeks or months!!!#the young ones#might write it myself but I’m so lazy and not that good a writer so if anyone else wants to write it pls go ahead!!!#u don’t need my permission I’m literally so thirsty for tyo content…#hell I’ll even draw art for it if u want lmao#I’m so bored this week I have nothing to do until Saturday. btw. if u guys wanted to discuss blorbos I am free all day until then#pls im dying of boredom. might rob a bank or highjack a bus actually#shut up miiiwu/
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Jay Merrick.
#uncanny resemblance#after dying he actually didn’t become part of skully guys he actually got reincarnated and became an among us#oh god#I’m on my insane phase#shut up#jay merrick#among us#marble hornets#may be off the mark but I am actually insane#I’ve heard this guy might be gay so it’s accurate too
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should i dye my hair copper today or should i be normal
#in my defense i haven’t dyed my hair in over a year#the urge is… so strong#i’m bored with my natural color#stella shut up
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wasn’t active on here at all yesterday cause I was too busy doing nothing
#I did my doom scrolling somewhere else#one day without rebloging on my tumblr and it feels like I’m dying!!#shut up spy!!
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hrrmm i miss them
#i’m gonna take shower to cool off i am actually dying#what business do they have to look so pretty?#husbands forreal#sighhh#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#professor x#magneto#wish does not shut up
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I don’t have the patience to wait for fics to update which is why I always select completed fics only on ao3
#that being said#I’m currently reading a wip and I’m dying waiting for the next part#ughhhh#buddie#shut up dalia
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Was anyone gonna tell me Celeste had SEVEN FTES?? Kyoko only had 5 like a normal person!! Which one is the standard here?
#shut up me#got to the ch3 body discovery with my friend#we are zooming through thh#we’re gonna play more on Saturday probably up to when the trial starts#I’m having lots of fun#I’ve never actually played the first two games myself before#it’s hitting so much harder like this#my heart fucking ached for taka during trial 2 and into ch3#I need to draw him and mondo. god it was just so sad#my friend felt the same too#don’t know how to tell her that one of her favs is dying soon (I will not be telling her)#I also can’t wait to start sdr2 I want to see her reactions to all the characters!!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAANNNN I have to actually WRITE feline blue for people to know about it and be interested in it :/ guys read my brain already! can’t you see all of my incredibly coherent thoughts about bug boy and cat girl! sad face!
#carpetbug talks#this is literally just cause i’m dying to get though the beginning/origin chapters but i don’t want to write them#i just want it to appear pretty please 🙏#anyways. i keep saying chapter two is almost done. but now. it’s almost almost done#and of course because I can’t do anything in a chronological order i have SO MUCH other stuff all ready#like. you guys don’t even know.#well except my moots on discord bc i don’t shut up. they know. they’ve seen how bad the brain rot is#anyways send me asks about fbau and i’ll spoon feed you mac and cheese lovingly
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btw I don’t know if this is a thing anyone is thinking about but I’m not gonna stop drawing Jimmy as a canary. It’s a lovely bird. It’s still something that’s been really important to his series. There’s no reason to drop the canary headcanon just cuz Lizzie fell into the void.
#warning: don’t open up these tags I went on a very heated and rather unrelated rant cuz I’ve been mad#trafficblr#life series#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#jimmy solidarity#also I’m sick of seeing ppl celebrate Jimmy surviving because they hate the canary curse fans like SHUT UP!!! LET US HAVE FUN GOD!!!#LIKE LITERALLY EVEN IF NOBODY CAME UP WITH THE CANARY METAPHOR WE WOULD STILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW HES ALWAYS DYING OK WE DIDNT MAKE UP THAT#HE DIES FIRST HE JUST DOES. GOD. so what if some people make shakespeare sounding posts about the curse that I don’t understand. we are JUST#having fun and making connections where we don’t need to BECAUSE ITS FUN. NOT CUZ WE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. sorry for the past few#days I’ve been genuinely mad at this fandom’s growing hatred towards its own community.#LIKE IM FINE IF ITS NOT YOUR THING BUT GOD. WE ARENT EVEN DOING ANYTHING 😭😭😭 THE LORE LITERALLY WRITES ITSELF OR IS WRITTEN BY MARTYN LOL#I’ve just been getting SO TILTED man. like ohhh yeah okay ur right i said too much guess I won’t say anything anymore#does anyone else genuinely not know wtf ppl are talking about when they say a certain hc takes over everything about the character#cuz I literally see so much varied Jimmy content yet I’ve seen several ppl complain that ppl ignore aspects of his character in favor of#WHATEVER when I literally don’t see that happening to him. step out of ur circle or something I don’t even HAVE a circle man
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bruh i’m sick as hell
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How we feelin guys?
#RWBY#rwby news#viz media#we are BACK YALL#I’m dying a little bit#so much excitement#sorry i’ll shut up now#or maybe i won’t#Ren. This. is. HAPPENING
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