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Helluva Boss Text Posts: Stolitz Edition pt.2
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#helluva boss#blitzø#stolas#stolitz#blitzo#Blitz#stolas goetia#helluva boss incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#helluva boss text posts#text posts#my memes#shut up froggie
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Its him
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Helluva Boss Texts Posts: Blitzfizz Edition!
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#helluva boss#blitzø#blitzo#Blitz#fizzarolli#blitzfizz#blitzarolli#teen blitzfizz#helluva boss memes#hellaverse#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva boss text posts#incorrect quotes#text posts#my memes#shut up froggie
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Helluva Boss Text Posts: Stolitz Edition!
Cause I'm loosing my mind in anticipation for Full Moon
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#helluva boss#blitzø#stolas#stolitz#Blitzo#Blitz#Text posts#incorrect quotes#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva boss text posts#My memes#shut up froggie#stolas goetia
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fucking obsessed with a chair in the bathroom in a whump scene. the kind that belongs in a dining room or a kitchen.
this chair Does Not Belong Here. something Wrong is happening here. why is so much time being spent in this room that a chair is suddenly so necessary that one would drag it from The Other Room
sitting on the toilet simply would not suffice, no no no. it's CHAIR TIME
#mmmmonomngomgngng YUMMY#bonus points if tied to it but we knew that already#i just think it's a wonderful setup <3 imagine walking your whumpee into the bathroom and there's just a. kitchen chair facing the mirror#why is that there??????? it is Waiting for them but Why#so many beautiful possiblities <3333 and they don't know until they sit down#obvious cutscene trigger lookin ass#i just AAAAA SO GOOD SO WRONG SO SUSPENSE#girl what is HAPPENING moments#i think i need to sleep but i'm having fun with my whumptober and i have a homework due at midnight >:( boooooo stupiddddd#me when the semester is halfway over and suddenly difficult difficult lemon difficult#they know i am simply a college student why would they do this to me#imagine cancelling class just to give an assignment each day. why did you cancel class then bruh :(#oops boa does not shut up moments <3#whump#whump community#chair#froggy chair#just kidding this is not froggy chair#unless...#the froggy chair waits in the bathroom. what do u do.
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Its nice to see other people thristing over this so I don't feel alone
BLIIIIITZØ ROCKING THAT OUTFIT (and Millie with long hair!? EXCUSE ME!??)
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scribbly amphibbies
bonus christmas garfapillar
#amphibia#marcy's journal spoilers#kinda#syrass#im too embarrassed to talk more about my post amphibia anne ideas#but a little bit of it#it's like around when she starts drifting from sasha and marce but also realizing what she wants to do in life#hence the froggies#but she becomes like a local cryptid#there's still lingering effects of her powers but she feels she's grown too distant from the only people she can talk to about it to even br#ing it up so she tries to deal with it on her own#i dont want it to be all angsty but it is a good bit and i dont have all the details but yeah#anyway unrelated but my best marcys are the fucked up ones#which i dont like perpetuating no because i think it's bad but because i think marcy would not react super uhhh sad? idk how to word it#she'd be more avoidant and play it off i think and not so much fall back on depression as just sad melancholy that she'd then turn to#some kind of positivity i think idk she's an excited kid and nd you know#ok thats the most ive talked about anything in a while time to shut up again goodbye#also thanks for everyone who bought garfapillar stickers i hope you like them <3
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what if i didn't want to see frog butt cheeks
listen if you come into my house where we are celebrating the tiny ass cheeks of the world’s most underappreciated amphibians and you overturn our table of snacks and proclaim your hatred for very very very small booty cheeks then we are obligated to beat you to insensibility. with frog buttcheeks.
#lindsey shut up#tumblr god and renowned herpetologist Mark Scherz obliterate this fool#an ask? wtf#Anonymous#HOW can you hate the froggy ass. do you also hate the wondrous night sky and the roar of the ocean.#appreciate nature or die by my hand#(this is all a joke. this is ALL A JOKE.)#(but frog butts????? you don’t like the frog butts?!?!! look at them. they’re so small and funny.)
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Uhhh I cannot think of anything really cool ninjago related to say or draw atm so….
Insert extremely cool and funny ninjago thing!!!
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#froggy’s devious acts#froggityboingerrr#help me#shitpost#get me to shut up!!!#burnt out#😔#that moment when you you wanna be super funny and say really cool stuff and draw cool stuff but no lol burnout!!!#ajsjfkkxkzkskdkxkx#JEJFJFJDJSJSJJDD
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I just have to add this ↓
Its from his Sinstagram
Blitz just slaying it in drag. ;) Hopefully the list will only get longer because I'm all for him not using the Asmodean crystal for disguise purposes if we get more of these looks. He likely would still look good in drag even as a human though if I'm being honest. ;) ^_^<3<3<3
*Moxxie also looks fabulous in his getup and Millie is cute. ;) ^_^<3
#i want his gender#Blitzø in drag adds years to my life span#Like he is very traditionally masc most of the time. Then he just flips that on its head and is the most glam femme to exist#Blitzø#helluva boss#shut up froggie
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Sillies
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Saying "have a blessed day" after asking me for money I don't fucking have is so. Fucking AGITATING actually.
Fuck God and fuck you, blessings don't exist and I hope every Christian church gets EGGED. FUCK YOU.
#j.p speaks#black people and their STUPID USE FOR BLESSED THIS AND BLESSED THAT SHUT UP SHUT UP NO ONES BLESSED#for reference im black. fucking obviously. before someone decides to feel froggy.#im so TIRED of my mother fr. so so UCXKKFN TIRED AND I CANT MOVE OUT CUZ I DONT MAKE THST MUXH MONEY#and NO ONE SEEMS TO REALIZE THAT.#“van you get this#get that“ GOD FUCKKNG DAMMIT.
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He's not like other frogs
Update: fizzarolli is forklift certified
#I immediately thought of this random frog meme i saved like 3 years ago#fizzarolli#helluva boss#helluva boss spoilers#helluva boss full moon#shut up froggie
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Mhm mhm, I'll see u around buddy :) have a frogg
i will cherish my little frog with my life <3 much love to you! raise hell and praise dale
#personal#west virginia#shut the fuck up zander#southern west virginia#ask#come back soon!! <3#froggy and i will watch out the screen door
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literally all I do all day is match ppl's energy like 100% and its so funny to see the customers freak out about it like oh you mean suddenly its not okay to start a conversation with a stranger aggressive as hell? wow I wonder whose idea that was
#shut up az#sometimes I will literally just repeat their snotty little remarks back to them and watch them go bonkers#and its like sorry but what did you think was going to happen#you know a human person works here right#like im a whole ass adult I don't have to put up w this#and I know for a fact my manager will back me up so like if you're feeling froggy then jump
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AND THE SHOULDER-
Can we please put this man in shorts more, he evokes…certain feelings in me
#Hes got me acting up#Like a victorian man#I finally get high school dress codes a little bit now#Cause baby thats distracting#helluva boss season 2#blitzø#helluva boss#shut up froggie
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