#shut up Malice

[malice-and-macarons]

Mali “I don’t have a type” Malware I feel bad even putting Stanley in the same category as fucking Fontaine but here we are.

[james-sunshine-potter]

Regulus would hex people who told James he was being ‘too much’. He’d make sure he never told James he was being too loud or was talking too much.

He’d let James be James.

[camelliasinbloom]

Shu as Mana-sama, enough said

[jamessunderlandgf]

—OCS as HORROR TROPES | METAPHORS

what’s up slimes 👉🏻👈🏻 @a-treides tagged me so lawng ago to do this uquiz thank you jackie you are always clutch w these tags i love u endlessly

—MEAT AS HORROR

meat hooks and conveyor belts and cold metal. the warm eyes of a stupid animal, completely unaware of the watering mouths that await it. "cut here" lines drawn on the body, slabs of steak that bleed and bleed, unrelenting. are you hungry? would you kill to stay alive? you feel like prey, or maybe like predator. sinew is stuck between your teeth, and gore dribbles down your chin. don't chip your teeth on the bones. you feel like the top of the food chain, and don't see the eyes gleaming behind you.

—JUST CATHOLIC TRAUMA

(tw for implications of self harm here) god is judgment. every action is weighted, every action is watched. tally marks on a scoreboard, on skin, your body on a golden scale, and you can't shed enough weight to stop it from tipping. worship isn't enough. sacrifice isn't enough. guilt lays across you in layers. blankets, sheets of snow, cling-wrap cutting off your circulation. you can't save yourself, but you can never stop trying. fire licks at your heels, a constant reminder of what is inevitably waiting for you.

—THE HORROR OF THE MOTHER

complete control over you, your complete reliance on her. you are a helpless child, and she makes every decision for you, asserting to you that she knows what's best. hysterical, emotional, even in her love for you, especially in her hatred for you. the fruit of her loins has rotted, and you cannot escape her scorn. distance means nothing if you're doomed to become her.

—FAMILY AS A CULT

you will never need anyone else. outsiders will hurt you, aim to corrupt you and ruin you and leave you in pieces, but your family will always be there for you. everyone has the same eyes, the same smile. the same sickly yellow light cast over their skin. the same tastes, the same food that melts to gray sludge on your tongue. family recipe. hugs last too long, touches linger and sting like sunburn. don't stray too far. if you come back looking like a wolf rather than a sheep, the dogs will eat you.

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[full-of-malice]

im sooo in love with the dark universe mercy "vengeance" variant. i love evil women. i also love the concept of the mirror universe where everything is different. also my sapphic ship loving self is going insane over the switched dynamics between her and many characters.

look at her...god...

[summerfevers]

if white collar had had a title theme song it would have been time to dance by panic at the disco. sorry.

[aprilias]

Petition for MotoGP riders to get a good PR team and stop making themselves look like fucking MORONS please and thank you.

[obstinatecondolement]

Not mentioning names here because I don't actually get pleasure from sneering at things other people enjoy, but binge watching all of [show] in a short period of time really makes it seem like [popular ship] depends on having seen the show week to week for years while collectively rewriting every second of screen time these characters appeared together with the rest of the fandom. And I wasn't there for that! So it's like, I mean, I don't know where you guys are getting any of this, but godspeed.

[reanimationstation]

based off of this post, i just had to draw it

[youremyonlyhope]

why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up

[malice-and-macarons]

So Stanford Gleeful is notably less educated than Stanford Pines.

Okay. Hear me out. (Read the hyper fixation break down under the cut)

Reason 1: What they learn and How they use it.

Stanford Pines focused on anomalies and science. Gleeful spent most of his time messing around with the arcane. They were learning different things and with different intent.  Pines is all about his studies and that is how he attempted to connect with the world (to debatable success), but Gleeful is only interested in what it can do for him specifically. While Pines is enamoured with knowledge for the sake of knowledge, Gleeful is more interested in how that information can be utilised and (let's be honest here) abused.

Reason 2: Drive to learn

They both have the capacity to benefit from education and are both equally intelligent, but where Stanford Pines had to ‘work twice as hard, fortunately that’s what I do best’, Gleeful never had to work that hard. He was a bright kid from a wealthy family and very few people gave him grief the way they did Pines. Even if they did, Gleeful considered them beneath him and that ideology was only reinforced by the rest of his family. Gleeful never really felt a need to belong or prove himself, he just enjoyed looking down on others and exploring his own interests at his own pace. Sure he wants to show others he’s better than them, including in terms of intelligence, but he doesn’t fixate on that as his core value or the one thing he’s acknowledged for like Pines did. Power, influence, intelligence, general vibes - so long as he’s superior to others, he’s happy.

Reason 3: High Intelligence Low Wisdom ass motherfuckers-

Stanford Pines is the dumbest smart guy you’ll ever meet. Stanford Gleeful will convince you he’s the smartest person in the room. None of this means that Gleeful is less intelligent than Pines, but he is less knowledgably. His focus is just dedicated elsewhere (magic and manipulation) and he never felt the need to work as hard as Pines did in terms of book smarts. Gleeful’s intellect is better utilised by managing other people to do the heavy lifting for him and getting them to think they need him while they’re doing it. Basically Pines fell for a demon’s con, Gleeful is the one conning you. 

Keeping in mind this is just how I think of this AU character and even more specifically it's accurate to my AU version of the character so like it's not law.

Anyways, Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk.

[chokopoppo]

need you to know that in my brain i am frequently turning and rotating the golden calf idol you made and admiring its sheen and its charming little horns. to me this is a savory and complex yuri

I am bowing sagely. thank you. If I can convince one other person to hold up waz/oz/mal in a court of law then it will not be in vain.

weird girls for LIFE

[a9saga]

shinee do in fact go hard like a criminal hard like the beat

[heroictoonz]

Some of you people are so fucking annoying when you post all the fuckin time about stuff you hate and talking trash about the people who enjoy that stuff like real human people you have never even met please for your own health and my sanity why don’t you start posting about things you love and enjoy? make some meaningful bonds with people who also love and enjoy those things? get some fucking whimsy in your life and for the love of fuck stop posting hate in the tags spread peace and love you absolute cowards

[phoenixcatch7]

‘came from a fissure in the ground’ SHUT UP DEMISE CAME FROM THE DEPTHS SHUT UP