#shut the FUCK UP we hate your weird cult

[coldswarkids]

ok ladies wish me a very hope your family shuts the fuck up about (voice dripping with venom) CrossFit for one fucking second!!!!

[hauntingofhouses]

top/bottom discourse in the satosugu fandom is wild like why are yall so mad about someone else's preferred ship dynamic ???? 😭😭 just block the ppl you find annoying and move on GEEZ

[haveihitanerve]

Ok so we all know Dick Grayson loves to sing and is probably a real life disney princess, but i give you Dick Grayson who loves to sing and is real life disney princess, only with certain people. 

Bruce and Alfred have had the privilege of watching in live time his mid conversation singing and broadway production, and even as Nightwing if hes on patrol with B sometimes Dick will switch off his comm and start singing to his father and Batman is sitting there with a straight face, not even looking at him, but that doesn't stop him and finally, when hes done, or, even better, if its a duet, and he reaches the end of his part, bruce will join in, and applaud. 

Jason knows he sings because Dick tried to convert him to being a disney princess, jason actually hated it, he doesn't mind the singing and movies but dick was always singing. Jason doesn't have a bad voice, but he prefers humming or softly singing, though he will break out into a complete reenactment of a disney movie scene with dick if his older brother tempts him

Tim honestly didn't earn the privilege of seeing/hearing dick sing for the first time, he just spent so much time watching Batman and Robin that he was lucky enough to catch them at a time where they were alone(or so they thought) and heard him sing, its also how he knows bruce can sing, but later when he became robin ig dick saw it as a ritualic kind of thing because he also tried to convert tim into a disney princess, tim would totally fit the bill except that his voice sounds like a dying cat

Babs herself is a disney princess and when they were the boy wonder and batgirl they would sing together just to annoy batman, and then scream like fangirls when he did harmonize with them, but yeah she knows

Steph actually attempted to convert Dick into a disney princess before he revealed he is one and then they spent an entire week singing back and forth to each other not a single word was spoken until bruce finally snapped and threw dick out the window. Steph went ‘what the fuck richard’ and dick laughed so hard he almost busted a lung

Cass is a disney princess and she was invited to hear dick sing and watch a personal performance in the theatre because she is the disney princess queen and she clapped very loudly for him when he finished, sometimes when shes upset dick will crawl over and sing to her

Damian got to experience Dick as Batman and unfortunately Dick’s disney princess ways kinda went to sleep during that time because though he wanted to sing and distance himself from the Batman that was Bruce, it also every time reminded him of when bruce would sing with him, but when bruce came back dick would sing at the top of his lungs in the house so damian got the privilege too. 

Needless to say, the batfam is pretty used to Princess Dick Grayson, so i just want a scene where, its very serious, in Young Justice, the entire team has gathered, and Tim and Jason are supposed to pick him up for family game night and they're like ‘whats going on?’ and Wally goes ‘shhhh! Hes about to sing for us! Finally!” and jason and tim are like ???? ‘finally?? You mean he doesn't sing???” and wally looks at them weirdly and is like ‘no???” jason gasp dramatically and goes ‘you got him to shut up??? But how?? Teach me your ways!!!” while tim went ‘what have you done to our brother???” and meanwhile dick is singing and the entire team is like, now. Now we have truly gained his trust and respect. And Jason and Tim in the back of the room recording it for Babs and the others just like ‘wtf is this cult dedicated to dicks singing???’ 

Idk i just like the idea of Dick’s singing being sacred to everyone outside of his family. They all love it, ofc, but its also allthe time and so the idea of him just??? Not??? Singing??? Is super weird to them.

[melonbellys]

„i didnt want to, but you made it sooo easy..“

Kai Anderson - without consent.

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This is my first post on here, it‘s just a drabble that rotted in my notes for a while, just for my own imagination.. lmao

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Warning: this is a piece of FICTION with just pure non consent, if this makes you uncomfortable i advise you to scroll.

non-consent, p in v, reader is female, LOTS of dirty talk, degrading, praising, age gap (reader is 20, he‘s 30.) , reader was a virgin, choking, daddy kink if you squint, kai on adderall, deepthroating, fingering (reader receiving) , yeah if i missed something pls comment..

word count: 1,709

kai n i met in a vinyl store, he caught my eye and i went up to him, saying how him buying a vinyl is „sooo lana-del-ray“, making fun of him. he didnt mind and he even laughed along me, i asked him if the coffee he had in his hand was good and now im here, stuck in this cult, kai kissing my neck and calling me ugly names.

„i bet you get wet even thinking about me.“ he said, full of confidence, touching my needy cunt through my panties.

„tell me how much you want me to destroy your tiny cunt“ he rubbed his fingers roughly over my clothed-clit, it hurt. a lot.

„p-please.. let me go.“ i say with tears in my eyes.

„if you didnt want this your panties wouldn’t be soaked, you dumb little slut.“ he was visibly hard, touching me, raping me.

„please, kai.“ tears keep streaming down my face as he undresses my lower half.

„if you gave in, it wouldnt hurt as much.“ he kept on talking, at this point i was saying nothing.

kai slapped my face, his deep, black eyes digging through my reddened eyes.

„c-can we do this… when im ready?“ i say again, crying as i was still a virgin, a 20 year old virgin, while he was 30.

„you want me to, i know that you want it. your wetness tells me otherwise.“ he keeps rubbing his thumb over my cunt, making me gasp and whine.

„i- kai please i dont want you to take my virginity!“ i yell out into his face, his hand holding my face, his thumb stuffed deep inside my mouth, playing with my tongue now.

„virgin? you‘re a virgin? god…. i want to rip your pretty pink pussy open with my cock…“ he rambles him taking off my panties immediately now.

„please no! kai please…“ i cry now.

„you crying makes it even better, you are such a good toy.“ he spits on my face and i felt myself get wetter from his touch, just a natural response and i hated it.

„you disgust me; you are just a hole for me to fuck, do you understand?“ his hand was still stuck in my mouth, fucking his fingers into my throat as i try to pull away.

„i bet your little mouth would feel soooo good around my dick baby. if only you‘d stop crying.“ he was so mad at me, he knew i was interested in him but not into him sexually.

„if only you would give in.“ he says before he bites my own lip, i try to kick him away but it only ends with him holding my legs.

„why wont you be a good girl, hm? always have to ruin everything.“ he chokes me so hard that i cant even think straight, my legs resting on his shoulder.

i cry out again but i lose myself in his touch, i couldnt fight him so i just went limp.

„thats it, i knew you wanted this.“ his finger enter my cunt roughly, fucking his digits into my core, moaning and crying as he does what he does.

„your tight little pussy had me hooked from the start, the moment i saw you i knew how good it‘d feel.“ tears keep running down, i was trying to pretend this was a nightmare, a movie.. some kind off horrible porn thatd only weird people would watch.

„i never care about girls, i only fuck them, usually they thank me. kai you made me cum so hard, thank you daddy.“ he mimics some other girl, which probably didnt happen and he just said for his own pleasure.

„im just making sure you think of me when someone else fucks you, slut.“

„IM A VIRGIN! IM NOT A SLUT.“ i yell at him as he stuffs my wet panties in my mouth.

„SHUT UP.“ he yells even louder than me.

„be happy im prepping you.“ he said as he rammed his fingers in continuously, not even making me feel good and hitting the spot that id liked, it hurt. so much.

„does that feel good? i bet it does.“ he spoke through gritted teeth as his whole arm moved now, i shook my head violently and he took out the panties and stuffed his fingers in my mouth instead.

„tell me, is that not your cunt? does it not taste like you? hm?“ his nails dig into me, it felt close to cutting me.

„if it didnt feel good you wouldnt be this wet.“ his eyes were emotionless, he was clearly on some sort of drug, as i saw him do it.

„god babygirl, you had such whore potential, if only you didnt wanna leave.“

he said, referencing a few minutes ago, where the moment i entered his house, he started kissing me, i gave in to the kisses but said no to sex. his kisses felt good for a second, before his hand moved to my skirt and i said that i cant and had to leave.

„you have to expect that to happen, you are worth nothing. absolutely NOTHING. only just a cunt to fuck.“

he pushed me on the bed and threw my panties to the side completely, his fingers loged so deeply in my throat that i would gag.

„i want you to gag on my cock so bad, but im nice to you.“ he smiles, kissing my nose.

he turned me around and spoke „get on all fours, i dont want to see you cry anymore.“ i protest and sit up, before he pushed me down again.

„nu-uhuh.“ his tongue clicked.

„baby… come on.“ he whispered.

„p-please… be careful.“

i cry out again and again, begging for him to NOT rip me apart.

„okay, i promise.“ he spoke in a soft tone, this was oddly reassuring. even if i was raped it didnt hurt as mu-

he didnt even bother to turn me around now, and aligned himself with my entrance. before saying anything his cock slammed so deep and hard into me that i only could scream, him quickly shutting me up with a blanket in my mouth which he held there.

„fuck baby, you‘re so fucking tight, god.“ he spoke through gritted teeth, raping my cunt as tears wont stop streaming, it hurt so bad.

it stung, his dick was so thick… and long i felt it hit my cervix and when i looked down, i looked at the bulge in my tummy.

„you… argh~ fuck, so good.“ he couldnt even say a coherent sentence, screaming into his hand that held the blanket there.

his cock felt so warm, the sensation was new… but it hurt… more physiologically than physically.

i started to give in now, loosening up a bit, knowing it would hurt less.

„now you‘re a good slut, you take my cock so well.“ he says as he takes me by my hair to face me.

„i wish i could hear your moans and curses, but all you do is cry.“ he says as he kept slamming himself into me.

i shake my head, pulling out the blanket before i speak.

„k-kai… let me speak.“ he kept pushing deeper.

he takes out the towel completely.

„cumming?“ he jumps to the conclusion quickly. i shake my head.

„kai… it hurts so much!“ i cry out again before he slows down.

„i‘ll be nice.“ he says before his fingers touch my clit again, making me gasp.

he goes slower, hitting my sweetspot now too, making me moan loudly, giving into the sensation.. i tried to pretend he wasnt raping me.

„it feels so good.“ i say, trying to satisfy him, maybe he would stop.

„i told you baby, hm? sex is sooo fucking nice.“ he says before he whispers into my ear again.

„are you gonna cum? tell me when you are close. i want you to cum in my mouth.“ this made me feel sick, i didnt want his mouth on me, especially not on my womanhood.

i had hoped he was done, but he wasnt.

„im gonna fuck your pretty mouth too, you‘ll like that right?“ i dont say anything and keep moaning, him hitting my cervix again.

i didnt want it. i wanted it to end. so bad.

„p-please stop.“ i cry out again and again.

„no… you‘re just starting to make me like you.“ he kisses me, his tongue deep into my mouth and i let out a hum.

„i didnt want to rape you, but you made it soooo easy.“ his words hurt, he was traumatizing me even more.

„k-kai… why are you doing this?“ i look him right into his eyes, for the first time that day.

„dont… look at me.“ he turns my head away.

„i dont want you to look at me.“ he says as he slaps me again, just hurting me even more.

„im fucking you cuz i want to, bitch.“ he goes even harder now, i was probably bleeding too now and as he got even more rough now, my eyes seemed to upset him.

„you‘re on birthcontrol, right?“ he speaks through his teeth as he seemingly was close

„n-no, please… kai dont, just use my mouth!“ i beg as i look into his eyes again, trying to awaken the guy thats inside of his shell.

„and now we are begging, i told you you wanted it.“ yea. sure wanted it. definitely not trying to avoid pregnancy.

he pulls out of me with a hiss, my heat was hurting, swollen and just pulsating.

his hands rest on it and he looks at me, i felt sore.

„my dick is coated with your fucking juice, clean it up like a good little girl.“ he said as he ripped open my mouth, his tip resting on my lips.

„you have such a pretty mouth, put it to good use.“

he pushes his cock deep inside, my tongue gliding against it.

„mhhm, thats what i meant baby.“ he bucks his hips in my mouth as he holds me by my hair, i kept gagging.

„too big, huh?“ no, too rough.

tears were streaming down my face, and my eyes roll back.

„my fucked out slut.“ he speaks inbetween animalistic grunts.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED !! pls comment n reblog maybe ! :3 i lov you

this is my first post, so again… pls dont be mean.

[ii-neg-confessions]

Wahhhh wahhhh wahhh "cabby is written as ableist" wahhh wahhh wahh "the ae team is bad because they """"support"""" isreal" wahhh wahhh wahhh "silver spoon is filthy colonist scum" wahhhh wahhhh wahhh "queerbaiting"

Cabby was written to be unintentionally malicious. How would you feel if someone told you they have a file on all of your information that they know about? She was then revealed that no, she does this to remember things, and Test Tube learns to accept that. She is ultimately a nuanced character who is supposed to be dismantled by the audience. Something people with actual media literacy would do.

Animation Epic has never point blank said they support Isreal. They know the political state. If they were to side with Israel, they would state it point blank. The flag Adam Katz used to have in his bio meant he was from/born there. The Disney trip they went on was possibly planned several years in advance. If they ever had the intent of supporting Isreal, they would have made it clear by now. Shut up about it.

Silver Spoon sees himself as worthless. He acts the way he does to cope with it. This is confirmed in ii18. Candle wants to be needed by others. This is also confirmed in ii18. These two characters are together because of their fucking flaws. As someone who is Wiccan, Candle isn't portrayed badly. None of this is "oriental." Wicca is a religion, not a race. Candle is more Wiccan reprentation than anything. Candles, the object, and the color purple are often used in ritual worship for an altar. Candles, the object, are also used for therapeutic purposes like aromatherapy. They are also commonly found at yoga and meditiation classes, used for this specific purpose. Candle, as a character, is a very rare positive combination of these things, as most witches and wiccan practicing individuals are villanized. Candle goes against the common evil witch stereotype. Silver Spoon is honestly less British than Taco is. Again, Silver puts up a facade to make himself feel like he's more important. It's plausible that he even does the accent to make him seem "better" to others.

Bot goes exclusively by they/them pronouns, and their entire arc was about finding what was right for them as an individual. Paintbrush has been nonbinary and has gone by they/them pronouns since the beginning. The people calling ae 'cowards' for how these two represent their identity just hate that these two have identities like this. How would you feel if someone called you a coward for being nonbinary and feminine in how you present?

Honestly, this blog is starting to get on my nerves. The people here all sound like 8th graders who are chronically online. Go outside and play in the dirt or something get off your fucking ipad.

i don't give two shits about the intent, either way whatever AE says their intent was is just corporate bullshit. cabby's scene came out as horribly ableist and many people agree with me on this. Neurodivergent people are TIRED of being villainized and as soon as we see some possible rep they turn it into a "evil" thing and as a cheap plot device. DAMAGE OVER INTENT, always.

you don't have to be israeli or a vocal israel supporter to help the zionists. Silence is complicity. also katz is not israeli idk where tf y'all are getting it from. Either way, refusing to delay episodes DESPITE CREW MEMBERS ADVOCATING FOR IT, not calling out the genocide that israel has been doing for YEARS, using the isr flag for "jewish pride" when there are OTHER EMOJIS to represent judaism, shows the kind of person katz is. We all gave you proof about it and y'all just keep defending this piece of shit to fit your weird ass cult of personality

candle is nothing but an ignorant clusterfuck of "non-white" cultures that are totally misunderstood and misrepresented "for the funny". And the fact they have a "british" man sabotaging MULTIPLE TIMES a poc-coded woman, only for the poc-coded woman to supposedly fall in love with him, is very, VERY weird. I have anons who ARE indigenous and agree with me to this.

Bot's representation was ASS because why the fuck would you use a ROBOT, created to mimic a DEAD PERSON (fucking weird) as a way to represent nonbinary/trans people and encourage a morally questionable stupid fucking "family" trope. As a nonbinary person, i would much rather like to not be represented at all than being represented like this. Stop acting like this is good rep for fuck's sake, actually educate yourself on good enby/trans rep.

[mrspark7777777]

You don't laughing JK shut down taekookers lmao. As if he didn't said I don't keep in touch with ALL members, he didn't met up with Jimin, he said out JEON JIMIN which literally established them as brothers. We don't need the vlive validation where two members who don't even meet up each other chats on weverse from two different places because whenever we see them Tkk are together and hanging out often. JK traveling with tae, jk gaming with tae, jk going out with tae's friends, jk and tae going shopping and the biggest of all, JUST AFTER HE 'ENDED SHIPPERS' TAEKOOK ARE TOGETHER RN AT INGIKAYO DANCING TOGETHER. if anyone got shut down today it's Jikookers lmao because even if JK said he don't know where tae is he was literally back stage with him ready to dance with him on stage. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I don't keep in touch with ALL members."

So this is a gloating point now?? 😂 you realise it also reads 'he only keeps up with some of the members'? And even if that wasn't the case celebrating that sentence makes u dumb AF because the all also incudes V. You get that, right?

This whole ask is about comparing Jikook with Vkook which i find so pointless. This is the issue with u cult members u can never celebrate your moments without bringing Jkkrs into it. If your ship so real why do u always feel the need to compare?

I mean, I can do the same thing too, you know? Like I can share JK with Jimin comments

And his face with that one question about V today

I can also tell u right now, for free that if that same question was about Jimin he wouldn't have made that face. And no, its not because he hates V. Its just the way he reacts to certain stuff about Jimin; positively. He always has. To him the idea of living with another member who's not Jimin is weird. Those are just the facts.

Idk why u came here anon but you are not a threat to us. You're really not. And as long as V continues to fuck Jennie you will never be a threat. Sorry not sorry.

No, JK would never read Jeon Kim outloud.

It's not the first time and won't be the last time he's been annoyed by the vermin in the comment section. Y'all made him ask u to stop mentioning other members. Only for him to call our username "Jeon Jimin" not long after 🤭🤭

Fam, Taekook real?

[marvellousinternethideout]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Season 2

Ep 8 - The Dark Age

A visitor for Rupert Giles, well, everything gonna be fine, really, why would he look for him and it not he's gonna die before reaching him.

Oh for fuck sake, put the volume down Buffy, a man is dying outside woman.

Well, I guess he will die.

Now you turn off the music. Oh girl.

Did this green color monster(?) girl turned into green liquid. Perfect.

What was this Giles dream? Was he part of the dark forces cult? Giles is too damn mysterious.

Jenny is gonna die, isn't she...

Jenny make him squirm in another way, not by telling him you underlined in his book.

Welp she will make him squirm other way and she decided to try it on Saturday. Good for you girl, ofc unless you're dead then it's not good idea at all.

God Cordelia, shut up.

Giles was part of some cult wasn't he..?

What's with the tattoo ?

C'mon now even doctors are vampires. No one is safe there.

What's going Giles? Another one of Giles old cult friend is dead, looks like three of them is dead. Well giles is next .

He also has the same tattoo. What kind of cult were you part of giles.

Wait, who's back Giles? More mystery, love it, love the episode .

So the tattoo killed bodies are turning into some kind of monster and killing the next member. So he's coming for giles now.

Lmao xander, i love it when he roasts Cordelia .

Oh, it's Ethan guy, wait why is he here? Oh, yeah he was also the part of cult.

"Mark of wagon(?)" damn it kinda sounds devilish.

The dead body is back and he wants to kill Ethan. So Ethan will kill Rupert.

Ethan called giles ripper didn't he?

Damn giles, he's hot when he gets like this, all serious and strong.

What kind of evil god/demon did they all summoned and pissed off?

Oh no, Jenny is the green monster now. Damn another one is dead. Poor giles. Also, Giles get tf away from Jenny.

Giles love, Jenny is gonna kill you, run.

Good, the gang figured out that Jenny is the possessed demon now.

Oh well the demon came forward on his own, good for giles i guess... Or not.

Rupert Jenny is dead now. Yes "don't be sorry, be Giles", listen to buffy.

What do you mean, you created this monster giles.

Giles was in the band, Damn! He was kinda hot.

We're gonna have to kill Jenny, don't we?

Ethan is kinda hot and a dumb bitch.

Wait, what is Ethan doing? What a fucking bitch. What a coward.

Xander and Cordelia just needs to hate fuck it out of their system. Go find a closet.

Oh damn, willow snapped, you go, girl tell them.

Giles get your shit together, it's time to save buffy.

Kill ethan not buffy you weird green demon.

Oh yess Angel is here to save the day.

Wait, wtf, did angel just got the demon inside him. What's gonna happen to him.

So Jenny didn't die this episode, well let's see when she does.

Damn, so I guess giles and Jenny are over. Feel bad for Giles, he and buffy are so alone, it's sad. They share the same fate.

What happened to angel?

So, phew this episode, this was intense. I loved this one, it's like we are now continually picking pace. Giles dark past, honestly not that dark, I thought it's gonna be more darker and intense. Still, kinda wish we had more scenes of his past.

Whatever that monster was, wygon(?) I think, is inside angel or dead, I didn't quite understand that part. That was a smart move from willow.

Oh and Jenny and giles seem to be over, yeah it's sad but who can blame her, you can't be part of giles and Buffy's life unless you're part of the supernatural world, it's sad but it is what it is. Hopefully he will find someone someday. It has to get so lonely. It's honestly a sad life, minus saving the whole world thingy.

I guess that's it, loved the episode, it was interesting, especially giles past, I still wish we had more angel, as much as I love the chemistry between buffy and him, I can't exactly ship them when he's barely in the show. No spike or drusilla in this episode, no vampires. Also, no OZ, can we have him back.

Oh btw, fuck you Ethan.

That's it, see ya in the next one. Cheers 🥂

[kaiasky]

Recently rediscovered an audio log I had made while tripping. I tripped and then played tabletop/journaling RPGs, to prep for GMing a D&D oneshot where the players would be tripping and the gm sober. (the oneshot never actually happened sadly/fortunately)

This, unsurprisingly for me and particularly where I was at the time (this is around the time I did 5-25kaia stuff), led to me arguing with my past and future self in a long rambling 1h30m audiolog recorded in parts throughout the trip. For the first part, i was playing Delve by blackwell games, then i wandered around the apt and streets thinking, then i sat down to try and play a hack of dungeon world.

I do not think this is very interesting to read.

but it was very funny and highly recommend that if you are going to trip [this is not an endorsement of tripping or not] you should get a cheap audio recorder and yell at your sober self.

- "do i think the dragon,, dragon. the dragon dragon. um. dragon. fight the dragon? no it'd kill me. cant risk it. [30 seconds of silence, then i remember the recorder records voice and not thoughts]. but thankfully its asleep."

- "its all garish and costly because theyre building their fantasy fancy. thing. fuck. [saccharine voice] you know what i meeaannn. its a kitchen :("

- "its like the eiffel tower, in that everybody hates it but once we're all dead. its gonna be like a landmark. fuck. talking :("

- "im just imagining [[the mine entrance that doubles income below it]] like a lifeguard tower. but thats silly. [at self] fuck you. fuck you. its a lifeguard tower. shut up. theres a big lifeguard and he says thats too much money, give it to me.... [next turn] they dig up a temple below it. so theres. a cult of the lifeguard mine. that thinks we should be lifeguard mining. so theyre going to mine there. lifeguard mine there. [laugh]"

- [the temple in the lifeguard mine is revealed to be a mimic and i am OVERJOYED at how perfect this is. the mimic called out to the dwarves to build the lifeguard mine and they built it and fed themselves gleefully into its maw. wish there had been a lifeguard on that mine! everything i say for the next 15 minutes is about how i love the lifeguard mine]

- "these dwarves are really like suffering and i like it. the gems and ruby crystals keep looking more and more natural and wet and like teeth and blood. and they break through into a small chamber with foul smelling gas and an archway carved with ancient sigils. and they retreat and. the lifeguard mine isn't gonna be a problem for them any more, fuck yes. talking is easy when its describing how these guys die. im gonna draw an evil sigil. i think drawing evil sigils could be fun"

- "i cannot explain the things to you, i think the things and i think i should have communicated them. i am experiencing the process of making myself legible, but i think a lot of this is just that i trip solo, where tripping with others there is a lot of this experience already. i think i just came here to say, this peach is good. peaches are a good experience. *peach noises*. goodbye."

- "this is me to sober me. have you ever noticed that the lights on the bicycle make it look like a weird little alien creature. say hi sometime."

- "ok. so, I don't want it to end. but i lost by the rules. so i have to figure out how i want to cheat in a way that works and feels good. which is difficult. so im going to say that we're cut off from the surface by the lich king . which breaks a lot of the rules but im going to say the lifeguard mine is the new core of dwarven domain." [[i go back and forth on how to resolve the fact that i lost and would have to break the rules, and don't come to a decision]]

- "fundamentally i do not think i—i the creature here—was meant to think about dwarves. That's not a complaint its just. i think about the things the songs are suggesting to me and. [laughing] they are not math. [sob-laugh] they are not math. [pause]. they're so sour.... by the way i know these [recordings] will not be useful to you"

- "figuring out what to do with a lit candle was not the smartest decision of me. i think i can just blow it out, but you know. the significance—sorry you should try this. you light a candle and you snuff it out and you cover the lid and. the air pulls on your hand. you can really feel the suction. that's cool"

- "so for some reason, i have decided i need to roll a bunch of dice and add them up. so you can know well i can do math. i have. 1d20, 2d12. ... this is difficult. anyways i rolled 51. did i add those correctly? i took a picture figure it out" [[an: correct! i checked]]

- "ok so like, you're trying to study yourself and how you respond to this. to figure out how to do this better but also just to study yourself. and so.. [music changes and i lose train of thought] think it was like. recording me is mean, because. it makes me sound dumber. because theres some subject object positioning you're positioning yourself as the interlocutor. and so you're putting me-yourself into disadvantageous positions from the get-go. which is all to say you've imagined yourself and you're beating yourself up. fuck. im yourself too. fuck.

- "the difference between this vs if i was talking with somebody in real life. we have this sort of interviewer-interviewee dichotomy going on. im talking about things to an interested audience but they aren't saying things back. but i think part of the fun of acid and why it'd be so good with an rpg group is the struggle to communicate because that's all anything is or something, actually. communication is the thing you try to do as a human in life—or a dwarf."

- "i do think its very funny that you decided you wanted to make yourself extremely legible. like i feel like most people get into this state and think "ok, I don't have to be legible". i don't have to make sense. but youve gone in this opposite direction of my thoughts have to be rigorously justified [saccharine voice] which is very stupid. because they dont.”

- "can you imagine what reading-listening to 45 minutes of this is going to sound like? [[an: yes i can.]] it's going to sound like nonsense! and that's what it is! we're 3hrs in, just timestamping for you. which also means ive been recording for a lot of the time ive been on drugs. like. a big fraction. percentagewise"

- "this hasn't been a very visual trip, because ive been trying to focus on stuff. like dwarves."

- "why did i think i had to record this. im sorry. sorry. im recording a fucking "my voice sounds bad" thing on,, acid. but i feel like my voice should sound more like. girlvlogger. when im talking about this to my camcorder, because im trying to make things legible to you like a vlogger."

- "none of this makes sense. but just but just think about how im feeling, and dwarves, and west [an: the sleeping at last song] and you'll be able to rederive it. i think we say that to a lot of people online. im interested to see how it is for you" [AN: no fucking idea]

- "god dammit. it was paused. i was thinking about an eyeball monster, and how that's like, an analogy. for how acid is the experiential and not intellectual. because the person who said that it was very stupid is right" [AN: referring to some wikipedia thing about an early person seeing his academic friends taking acid who said like, ‘it cant really give profound insights because the people taking it all sound really fucking stupid’]

- "the greedy algorithm thing becomes relevant once again because im just a greedy algorithm, because once i look forward i cannot help but have changed the entity that was looking forward. that made sense. this is about dwarves im talking about dwarves again."

- "ok, so an experiment that you can do for me. i feel like im thinking faster than i can put things into words. and... if you had to put things into words for things you are thinking about right now would you be able to do this? did i. [laugh] i think i came here to ask my future self what it was like being sober. which is a real fucking lot.

- "ok the point is i guess. there's debate over what this is for, is this for me. which is you listening to this is a future subject position i am taking to sort of imagine myself in to force myself to put things into words and through putting things into words, becoming the person who has to put things into words which is a novel and unique position to convince me to think about things. OR, is this supposed to be useful to you, because you wanted...to plan an...rpg [laughing] jesus christ oh my god. you wanted to plan a fucking rpg so am like this. [aside] yep . yep that is what happened isnt it right. yup um ok. [pause to eat goldfish and contemplate life]. and so i guess in the terms of the rest of my life. i am actually trying to explain this to you. i am trying to figure ou—fuck what am i doing? [laugh] this is intended to be a useful document for my future self to plan an rpg. i know what this is, and it is NOT a useful document to plan an rpg! You are just talking to a tripping person. and that's not particularly enlightening. except for me, the tripping person. get fucked! :)"

- "Its really just messing with me that the purpose i am like this right now is [through laughter] to figure out how rpg people would feel on a trip. like you really did it. this is gonna be how they are! you'll see, it'll be funny. get fucked! you were like [frat boy voice] ok ill prepare ill get so prepared by doing drugs. [me voice] and now you have to tripsit-gm for TWO groups and one of them's me. and im in the PAST which is really an L for you but [unmitigated glee] its really funny for me. oh my god get absolutely fucked!"

- "those dwarves are so screwed. im really excited for them!"

- "and I think an RPG will be easier if there is somebody else just sort of making a momentum that continues even if people aren't thinking in that direction. because right now the momentum is that if i think a thing i will continue thinking things. and if i don't make myself tethered to the act of speaking into a microphone, or talking my way through a task, then I'm going to fly off and get lost in the fog. So i think having a gm will be good. which is to say that it's rather rude of you not to be here for *my* game because i am invested in these dwarves, and i want somebody to figure out the math for me while i just decide how the dwarves are sad."

- "ok, I'm going to try and go through the dungeon world character creation,, as though i were?? two separate people? as though i were one person? we will just have to find out. but i think this is the part we were the most curious about, so buckle the fuck up. i am having such a hard time and you are just not helping me at all. :(("

- "are your thoughts filled such.. latent thoughts? all these things are filled with all these subthoughts, that I'm not gonna pursue, but they're just there. *sigh*. right im going to play some fucking dungeon world. idk i feel like it's a little bit cruel to—i haven't tripped with people in so long but like. they keep getting pulled up from the depths every couple of seconds because you're like, what do you do? and whatever you're thinking about—you know, what it would be like to be samol hieron—is interrupted by like, i attack the goblin. and i know thats the point of this i know thats the point of this."

- “i think you'll never understand because you're not in my brain and you'll never understand how weird i want it to be and i think if you said like, sure youre in the cosmic realm oooh its all trippy. its like, you don't understand what that's like. you couldn't describe trippy as a gm. i dont remember what the start of this was. Anyway you're poking yourself to the surface, which isn't as fun. and i think that's also a function of tripping with other people, but also you're a very talky person whos demanding their attention. i dont always like that. sometimes people are talking and i just sort of tune them out. so i think [serious voice] if there's one important thing to take from this, it'd be like, them being able to tune you out because you are being an annoying gm. important. and you cannot expect their attention."

- "ok so i have a character! hes tisald and hes a dwarf. so he is like a dwarf, but he doesn't have the sort of stocky build you'd expect. he carries this slim blade that gleams in the night and ripples like water, and I don't think he talks much, but he's like weirdly compelling when he does. what im saying is hes probably a vampire. or like, hes bad news. maybe he'll defeat the lich king but he's probably bad news later if he gets what he wants."

- "ok so i dont have 2d6, somehow, which is certainly a choice for me, to have. but this is fine, actually. im just going to roll a d12 and divide by 2, and that's a d6. so ok obviously i cant play this game—what are you trying to do kenyon. this d12 idea is the stupidest thing I've done its sad. make sure you get good dice for your players this is sad for me."

- "ok so the problem is rules. ok we've kinda been toying with the idea that i can be both perspectives at once, but i cannot, because i cannot be the gm and the player. i can be sober and tripping that's fine, but like. i can't be like, heres what you find down the corridor, what do you do, and then also decide what you do, because that's just thinking—you're just thinking. the fundamental thing is like. ok ive been thinking about it in these terms—you open the door and peek inside. your character does. and in my mind there's something else that's supposed to fill in there, and that is the role of the rules, or the gm, or the collaborators. but you're trying to fill this in with yourself and i dont think that works because that's just imagining. or dreaming."

- "i dont think you want to set yourself as the adversary of the adventure, which i think was kinda your idea. or like, sober you's temptation was... that you would be the evil thing that they would fight at the end. and i think that's a very sober-person plotline."

- "i mean i think the key thing is that my thoughts are so permeated with meaning but that is not because i am better at thinking, it's because my brain is stupid and scrambled. [sigh]. i guess i just wanted to tell you that you're not incomparably dull compared to me. [laugh] jesus christ is that why i hit record?? to say it's ok to be sober?"

- "i think where we're at. as best as i can figure are, 1) talking as the sober person is not going to be.. idk, i feel like there are sober people that could be entertaining to hear talk, but i think, a lot of the time you're not talking at their level, and i think especially that goes for psychedelia. like i think if somebody was like, to me? there's like some crazy rainbow swirly wormhole, i would be like, yeah ok, i can picture that and its, fine, but it doesn't do anything special to me because im tripping. and sadly i think that the eyeballs thing also, is bad. [pause] idk. i think if you stuck eyeballs on a plant i would find it funny to me personally. yeah"

[yoke9494]

Crackhead Activity. (Chap:2)

Chapter from a new crackfic (can be found on Wattpad/AO3)*Yoke94*

College AU (aged up *Yuji & friends*/aged down *Gojo & friends/curses*)

Ever wonder what it was like to go camping with some of the characters from Jujutsu Kaisen for spring break?

Dumbasses who shouldn't be left unsupervised

Geto and his sex cult

Gojo likes the movie Ice Age.

Sukuna is a himbo

Mahito does magic tricks

Not proofread. Usually half asleep when I write this..

Don't do crack. Just read crackfics..

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Damn Junpei!

Yuji wasn't too far off when he said Juni would be making a house. He didn't actually build one but his tent was shaped like a small home..

You could hear all the guys struggling to take everything off the bus. You didn't see why you had to make 3 stops just so they could buy cases of alcohol.. You even told all of them that someone was going to die and tried to put a few bottles of vodka back on the shelves.

But Gojo ended up playing sugar daddy with your snacks so you shut up... Fly high to whomever would get alcohol poisoning. (Your money was on Gojo or Sukuna.. Hell, probably both.)

You just had to..

"Hey Junpei?"

He looked up at you while he was tying his tent down. "Hm?"

"Can I look inside? This shit looks awesome!"

That sheepish smile lit up his face. "Yes! I spent all morning putting it up."

..... It was like that scene in Harry Potter, you know when the boy who lives walks into that shaggy looking tent, only for it to be a full blown house?

Nobara and Maki are gonna hate you. But the second Junpei walked in with a small portable AC unit...

"Heyyyy Junpei.. you know you're my favorite man of all time right?"

He raised a bow. "I thought that was Megumi?"

You snorted. "Of course not! It's always been you! But I have a favor to ask?"

He chuckled. "Sure. You can sleep with me.. I brought a bigger mattress because I thought Yuji would be staying with me. But fuck him, he doesn't have tits."

".... You're such a gentleman. I just might let you squeeze one."

"YES!"

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Maki clicked her tongue. Nobara stared you down while you helped Geto set up the fire pit.

(Maki) "Traitor."

(Nobara) "We all promised to sleep in the same tent. Now we have to deal with Yuji! He farts in his sleep!"

You shrugged and smiled at them. "I'm sorry, really. But Junpei has a memory foam mattress...."

Both their eyes went wide. In unison. "Bullshit! He dose not?!"

You crossed your heart while Maki snorted. "Shit, you're forgiven then.."

Nobara nodded. "I would have ditched you both so fast too if I had known that."

"You do know when you fuck on memory foam you sweat more? It also makes a weird crunching noise when you're fucking. Like your chewing on a snow cone.."

The three of you looked at Geto. He stuck out his tongue and shrugged. "What? I just thought you all should know--" he than turned to you. "Wait. Is your man going to be okay with you sleeping in another dudes bed? I heard he was a piece of work."

Nobara rolled her eyes and answered before you could. "They broke up." With her man like strength she slapped your back. "Y/n's in her hoe era now. That's why she's been eye fucking Sukuna."

Geto shook his head. "Out of all people? You do know Sukuna doesn't even know how to spell Orange.. He thinks the color and the fruit are spelled differently."

You huffed. " Okay, I know he's not the smartest... But he's so prudy!"

He looked off to the side to see Sukuna with Gojo, they were a few feet away and crouching.. They looked like they were looking at bugs or something on the ground. "Actually, me and Gojo are looking for another girlfriend.. I'd like to have you be--"

Maki cut him off this time. He had to be lying.. you didn't need anymore cheating men in your life.. "Aren't you two still dating Shelby? Don't try to rope Y/n into your weird sex cult shit."

Geto gave her a deadpanned look. "It's not a cult! And for your information, I don't like Shelby that much. She's only in it for Gojo. He agreed to break it off when I found someone I liked.. and--" he sighed before he turned to yell at his boyfriend?.. "Gojo! Why did you pick Shelby again?!"

The white haired loser looked up from the ant hill and smiled. "She reminds me of Sid from Ice Age! Why?!"

Geto yelled back. "I'm trying to get another girlfriend!" 

Gojo tilted his head. "You're shooting your shot with two lesbians and a taken woman?! You're beautiful babe, but I don't think you're pretty enough to turn them or make that one commit adultery!"

"They broke up!"

Could Gojo teleport? Because as soon as Geto said those three words, Gojo was by your side..

"Uh...?"

Before you could scoot yourself away your face was in his titties. He smelt nice, but you couldn't really breathe with the death grip he had on you.

"Y/n! Why didn't you come to me! We'll take care of you! Fuck Shelby! You can sleep between me and Geto! We cou-"

Maki slapped the back of his head. "Let her go! She didn't agree to it! And you can't just drop girls like They're not human!. This Shelby chick might hold a grudge and try to hurt OUR Y/n!"

Why was everyone so loud?!  All the poor animals were probably going deaf.

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The fire pit was ready... After a few hours of dealing with Gojo. You told them both you'd think about it. Right now you just need time to have fun before trying to be in some kind of "relationship" again. Of course the white haired one whined but Geto told you to take your time. Gojo still needed to RESPECTFULLY call it quits with his sloth anyways..

You and Megumi started walking around the area. Collecting sticks to start the fire with. Your sad bunny was gone off his ass, he had been eating small pieces of the cookies. You didn't blame him since he was being followed by Mahito for a good while. Thankfully Choso needed his help with something..

A small beep came from his pocket. You watched him try to read the screen before he handed his phone to you.

"Does that say duck or dick?"

It was a picture from Toge. You snorted when you saw Panda passed out in the sand.

"Toge said Panda almost got his dick bit off by a shark."

(Panda is human in this one. Just imagine a big burly dude...)

Megumi chuckled.. He looked up with a dazed look, then he took a deep breath and chuckled again.

"I almost forgot how to breathe.."

You snorted and continued your search. "How are you getting signal out here?"

Megumi shrugged. "It's not like how they show it in the movies and TV shows. You still get service out here. It's just a little shitty so you need to move around."

Good to know. You've never really been camping before. You figured nothing would work so you turned off your phone and threw it into one of your bags. Good thing too because a few messages would have ruined your fun..

Especially after Gojo snuck a few pictures of you with Geto laughing together, Sukuna looking at your ass when you were bending over, and Yuji wearing your bra on his head... He posted them to his Instagram, Gojo had so many followers and the likes just kept building up.

With A small pile of sticks in your arms and one in Megumi's. (He said it was a magic stick that would keep him from floating away. As long as he didn't let it go, he'd be safe.)

When you returned to the campsite, Megumi went straight to his tent. He wanted to take a quick power nap since the music that was playing was giving him a headache. (There was no music.)

You looked around and noticed Nobara and Maki were gone. Geto was still by the fire pit, But now he was with Choso and Mahito. They all were digging into one of the many ice chest to see what Yuji (Junpei) packed to eat.

"Where's Maki and Nobara?"

Mahito sighed. "They went to go look at the lake. It's almost sunset so we just left them alone... Let them carpet munch in the warm glowing light of the sun..."

"Aww, That sounds romantic. Good for them."

Mahito laughed while the other two shook their heads.

How was It was already getting dark? It actually took you all day just to get the area ready? This small group really shouldn't be left outdoors... You didn't even get enough wood to keep the fire pit going.. The boogie man was going to have an easy dinner tonight...

"This is all we could find on the ground. But I think Junpei brought some multipurpose tools? He probably has something that we could use to cut a few more branches down."

Choso nodded his head, motioning for you to turn around. "You're good. I think those three got it."

You turned... Your eyes landed on Junpei first. He was sitting on the ground with a worried look on his face.

You weren't sure why he looked like that. Untill you heard grunting.. How was it that these two haven't killed themselves on accident yet?

Gojo was climbing a tree and trying to kick some twigs down. Yuji was under Gojo trying to catch the falling branches. One of them almost speared his eye...

"Are they stupid?" 

You all flinched when the branch under Gojo gave out. He only fell a few inches before his daddy long legs got caught on another branch. His body swung back and forth as he laughed..

"That was a close one! Yuji, Did I knock more branches down?!"

You on the other hand were freaking out. He was still a few feet off the ground and hanging upsidedown! He could fall and break his neck!

"Geto. Should we help him down? He's going to hurt himself."

He looked up. "Eh, if he hits his head there won't be that much damage. He has a thick skull.." he yelled out to Gojo. "Baby! Get the branches at the top!"

Gojo twisted his body to look at Geto. He gave him a thumbs up before trying to pull himself up right... He fell. Not on his neck but his back, it looked like it hurted.

Geto clicked his tongue. "Damn, now he's going to act like a baby when we go to bed."

You all watched something stupid happen again. Sakuna had ran into the tree and flew back. What was this other dumbass doing?

Gojo and Yuji laughed. Junpei just looked lost, but he was clapping? Just trying to be the supportive friend.

"Okay? What's that one doing?"

(Mahito) "He's trying to knock the tree down." He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Go farther this time! It almost tipped over!"

The tree didn't even shake...

Sakuna flipped him off but started running the other way... He just needed one more running start. He could feel it!

(Geto) "That's the dude you wanna get dicked down by? If he accidentally gets you pregnant, your kids are going to eat crayons for sure."

You looked at him before looking back at Gojo. He was still laying on the ground... Yuji was trying to get him up.

You all heard a long fart come from Gojo before Yuji dropped him.

(Choso) "That sounded loose.."

(Mahito) "You really need to take it easy on his ass Geto. His entrails are going to fall out of his butthole."

You snorted when Gojo got up and tried to run into the tree like Sukuna was doing. It'll definitely fall now!

"Geto... you're judging me? Look at your man. He's actually humping the tree now.."

Geto rolled his eyes. "Shut up, that might be your man one day too."

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The sky was now a light blue.. Nobara and Maki finally came back from the lake. They both claimed they were looking for a good spot for everyone to go swimming tomorrow.

No one bought it.. especially since Nobara was as red as a tomato and Maki's hair was pulled out of her usual ponytail.

(Gojo) "I can smell pussy on your breath..."

You and Mahito choked on your marshmallows.(He promised that he wouldn't pull out any spiders tonight) Megumi slapped the back of Gojo's head while Geto was telling him to punch the big mouth next time.

(Maki) "Jealous?"

(Yuji, Sukuna, Geto and Choso) "Yes."

You were about to ask Sukuna if he wanted to see the inside of Junpei's tent. But Gojo must have sensed it and suddenly stood up from the ice chest he was sitting on.

"Alright, now that we're all FINALLY here... I wanna play a game!"

Everyone groaned, except for Yuji. The younger twin perked up and tried to peak at what Gojo was trying to dig out of the chest.

He gasped. "What the fuck is that?!"

Gojo pulled out a heavy looking bottle. The bottle looked familiar but you couldn't remember where you've seen it...

Then it hit you. The frosted glass and the round-ish shape. The red and black lettering... You knew you all were in trouble when you noticed the menacing looking skull wearing a sombrero.

"Gojo... That's not what I think it is?"

He smiled at you. "Yepp. Vodquila!"

*War flashbacks*

You felt the vile go up your throat. No you've never tasted it, but you remember the smell of Nanami's throw up.

The memory was way back in highschool. You found him stumbling in the halls looking for Ijichi and Yu. He recognized you as one of Yuji's friends and proceeded to tell you a drunk rant about a girl from his gym class offering him a drink of her Gatorade. It was 80% Vodquila and 20% lime margarita mix.

Without warning... Nanami projectile vomited straight onto your chest. The smell of alcohol and the school's pizza will forever haunt your nose.

To this day Nanami can't look you in the eyes. He still apologizes and gives you small gifts here and there. (Buys you lunch or coffee) You've told him over and over again it was fine and you forgave him. The man just felt so bad...  And hey, free food!

***

Before you knew it, Gojo held a small red shot glass infront of your face. You weren't really listening to the rules..

"What?"

His shoulders drop. "You weren't paying attention to me? Y/nnnn. That hurts.."

You slowly grabbed the cup. "Uh.. sorry? I was zoning out, my sugars high from all those marshmallows."

Gojo gasped. "Babe! You have  dialysis?"

Was he drunk already?

Yuji scoffed. "You mean diabetes, idiot! And no she's fine."

(Mahito) "Probably just disassociated from reality because you have an annoying voice."

Gojo's neck snapped to Mahito. "Say that again you gray bitch."

*Gasp* "fuck you! You know I'm sensitive about my skin condition! You're paler than me! Fucking underdone cracker!"

(Yuji) "All this gasping is giving me flashbacks to that mime porn video I saw yesterday..."

(You & Megumi) "They have mime porn?!"

"It's a trip! I'll show you guys later."

Geto had enough, mainly because he was thirsty. "Okay. Everyone just shut up and Gojo, sit your flat ass down." He looked at you. "And you. Listen this time.. Truth or dare. Only difference is, if you don't answer your truth it's two shots. If you don't do your dare, it's three. We all take one shot now because nobody wants to play with pussies. Got it?"

You nodded. "Yes daddy. Anything you say."

*Sukuna choking on air.*

Geto winked at you and motioned for everyone to take their shot. It burned like hell and made your eyes water. You weren't much of a drinker so you already felt a numbing tingle travel through your body and stop at your finger tips.

Gojo turned to Junpei. "Truth or Dare?"

Poor Junpei wasn't expecting to go first. He looked at everyone with a wide eye. "Uhh, Dare? No! Truth. I want truth please?"

Gojo didn't even need a second to think. He's had questions lined up for days now. "Tell us your most embarrassing sex story. And no, it can't be something tame, like you farted in her face and gave her pink eye or something. Borrring!"

It took Junpei a minute...

Gojo was already pouring his shots, thinking that Junpei was a saint and never actually had sex before..  Oh he was so wrong..

"Uh, well.. It was in highschool. I was dating her for a while now. Yuji and Y/n actually introduced us! Um, one day her parents went out of town and she invited me over.. I had some mean ass braces back then.."

You knew where this story was going. Your clam cooter started to hurt..

Junpei continued. "I didn't really know how to, you know... Eat a girl out? She told me she'd help me practice. I was getting the hang of it but I guess it wasn't enough. She started grinding her pussy on my mouth and... Her beef curtains got snagged on my braces."

The cricket and the fire crackling were drowned out but everyone's laughter. All except for you, Maki, and Nobara. You've told them this story already and it hurt just to imagine being in the poor girls spot.

(Gojo) *wheeze.* "She had that crabby patty double deluxe huh?"

Junpei nodded while Sukuna caught his breath.. "Go on? Is her pussy still there?"

Yuji had to continue the story for him. Junpei was so red and hiding his face in his hands. He should really call her and say he's sorry again.

"He called me and Y/n when he couldn't get her ham flaps out. My dumbass tried to pull his head back but it stretched with him!.. Y/n had to go in there with her fingers and get her unstuck!"

You scrunched up your face. "She was so slimy too. It took me a good 30 minutes to get a good hold on it.. I think I got her off by accident too."

(Junpei) "You did. She asked if you were single before she broke up with me."

"Damn..."

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You were last...

Everyone had done or said something embarrassing. You felt bad for Megumi who was getting his naked self bit up by nats. Gojo was drunk off his ass from sneaking a few sips here and there so Geto had to ask for him.

"Y/n. Truth or Dare?"

You looked around the fire pit. Everyone was either embarrassed from all the sexual truths or naked.

(Mahito) "Don't be scared Y/n. We're all close now.. Especially me and you."

He shifted in his seat and reached behind himself to pull out your thong from his ass cheeks. (Gojo dared him to wear it. Along with one of Maki's bras/ Nobara's bunny headband she wore to sleep.)

You sighed... Your truths would be boring. You're ex was the only guy you've ever had sex with. It was always pretty boring, good old missionary. Every. Single. Time.

Dare didn't seem so bad, but You didn't want to end up putting someone's toe in your mouth like Yuji had to..

Fuck it!

"Dare?"

Damn.. Geto was hoping you'd pick truth. He still didn't know why you and your ex broke up. He didn't just want to come out and ask in case it ended bad. But he also needed to know if he'd have to twist the guys neck when classes started up again..

(Choso) "Skinny dip and let us watch!"

Those who were "sober" turned to look at choso.. another one who was drunk off his ass... Literally sitting on the ground and holding onto Yuji's leg.

(Nobara) "Perv!"

(Maki) "Hell yeah hun. Get yo tits out!"

*Smack*

"Ow!"

(Yuji) "Maki's right. Haven't seen those bad boys in a while... Remember your break-up party?"

(Megumi) "Best party ever.."

(Junpei) "they were my phone's wallpaper for a while... Nobara made me delete it though.."

(Sukuna) "Fuck! I was gonna tell you to send it to me."

(Yuji) "I have a copy on my laptop. I'll send it to you when we get home."

"Sweet."

You walked up to Geto and grabbed the bottle. "Nah, I'm not doing that."

Everyone boo'd..

"What? It's dark!" You pointed to the trail that led to the lake. "That's some white people horror movie shit."

Everyone turned... No one really noticed how dark it was around you all. The only light was the dying fire and the small lights that Junpei hung on his tent house.

(Gojo) "Oh man... Did anyone bring a flashlight?"

"Fleshlight? Yah but she's dirty..."

Ignoring who ever said that... Everyone looked at Junpei.

"Shit! I knew I forgot something!"

Gojo groaned. "we're going swimming tomorrow afternoon. Just do it then." He staggered to grab the bottle out of your hand and fell on Geto's feet. "I'm white girl wasted anyways... I want to remember it.."

You thanked whatever God was on your side right now. Everyone was a little too buzzed to remember they had flashlights on their phones.

Nobara hummed. "I think I have one more round in me. After that I think it's time for bed." She pulled out her phone and clicked her tongue. "It's almost 3am. The spooky hour--"

The air had been warm and still...

Where the hell did this cold breeze come from? The fire suddenly went out..

Everyone was so loud a minute ago. But everyone was kind of just in shock at the sudden darkness. Even the twinkle lights on the tent was dimming..

You all felt the need to whisper. Like something or someone was watching you..

(Yuji) "Guys... I think we should go to bed now.."

(Mahito) "Do you guys know who that is? Over by that tree?"

Oh no.. you didn't want to look. But your dumbass did..

The lights flickered from Junpei's tent. You saw a shadow not too far from all of you. It looked like a person but you couldn't really tell? The small breeze came back and the person started waving at everyone.

"Nope!"

You booked it to Junpei's tent. You were sure you kicked either Gojo or Choso but you didn't give a shit right now.

(Yuji) *whisper yelling* "Its moving!!"

Bodies crashed into you as soon as you stepped foot into the small house tent. It was the only place with lights and his was the farthest away from the person! All the rustling and pushing caused the lights to fall, leaving you all in complete darkness..

Still in whispers.

(Gojo) "Geto, babe. Hold me, I'm scared.."

(Maki) "Bitch, that's my tit!"

(Geto) "Ew. Err I mean.. sorry?"

(Sukuna) "Y/n. Let me hold your ass, I'm scared."

(Yuji) "Smooth."

(Megumi) "That's my ass you're trying to finger man.."

(Sukuna) " ... What happens in the dark. Stays in the dark?"

*Smack!*

(Junpei) "Y/n? Are you okay? You're quiet."

"I'm good. But I'm just curious... Who's monster cock am I holding onto right now?"

A giggle came from beside you. "Mine. I told you we were getting close."

It was like holding onto a toddlers leg. "God damn Mahito. What are you feeding this thing?!"

"Wanna see a trick?"

You let go of him so fast. "No thanks.."

(Nobara) "Guys... I think we left Choso sitting outside."

...................................

[thembosupreme]

arcane act 2 blubbering

spoilers ahead

pAINT THE TOWN BLUE

slay forever i hope caitlyn is losing so much sleep

ew more lesbian cops

jinx playing monsters with isha 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SHES THE BIG SISTER NOW

omg its the rift herald and the scuttle bug

THEYRE PLAYING BUGS!!!

ISHA NONVERBAL JINX HYPERVERBAL

no seriously she’s adorable as a big sister and isha wanting to be just like her i’m gonna cry

THEY HAVE A HANDSHAKE?!?!?!! S t O P

Sevika mom™️

“Jinx is dead.” mhm i’ve said that too lmao

Nooooo goat man! rip dude u looked dope as hell

lmao suffer ambessa idk girl

times like these i miss silco a lot ya know.

blue hair cult blue hair cult blue hair cult

bLUE HAIR BLUE HAIR (we should deffo look closer at that. make the blue hair pronouns thing go crazy.)

YA JINX (ISHA OH MY GOD!)

“I’d know it anywhere” bitch get a grip.

she’s a fascist but she’s not completely stupid (i hate caitlyn) not her now being like “uwu violence bad” bitch u committed WAR CRIMES AND ALMOST MURDERED BUT CERTAINLY ENDANGERED A CHILD

suffer pilties *patooie*

lmao viktor jesus rumors real

SEVIKAAAAAAA and her butch fuck ass bob ✨✨✨

HAHA FINGER JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Im CACKLING

isha powder lemmie fix it eyes oh nooooo

not her talking to his chair i’m actually gonna throw up. “maybe that’s what i was like for you” stop sobbing crying im so sorry jinxie id did have to happen tho ur the best thing to happen to Zaun and him 💖😭 i need to hug her.

mohawk you better not i stg. shut up. SHUT UP.

Isha!

MOHAWK NO!

omg hi doc.

Jinxers!!

let’s go!!!!!!! Sevika one handing!!!oh- oh shit NO!

Doc….. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

awe the fort JINX U GOTTA RUN!

“they got her.” EXACTLY

it’s on.

AH- hi silco mwah kisses- NOT NOW!

go gettem Jinx.

awe signed weird smelly uncle :3

WARWICK TIME BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSS!!!!!!

Every time sevika and jinx duo i get so excited lmao

LMAO GIRL JINX BITCH ME TOO THE FUCK it’s okay they don’t understand fashion. ur clown pants are slay

AH- Shes so slay

JINX IN DISGUISE! ITS THE LORE!! THE LORE!!!! she’s an actor

Oh. OH oh shit that’s CRAZY!

ZAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE WE GOOOOOOO!!!!!

how tf are the braids in the helmet as someone who has that wig there is no way in hell it’s all fitting under there.

jinx and her own lil gang she got by doing what had to be done i hope this helps her feel a lil better

NICE TOUCH!!! THEYRE NOT MAD!! THEY SEE U BABY GIRL!! THE WAY SILCO DID TOO!!!! wether he knew it or not at the time. you’re the blue flare! a wrench in the works and - ah- oh we’re fighting ambessa

YES WARWICK V AMBESSA LETS GO!

and i’m crying again

lmao singed going “i’m good. yall have fun tho. my dogs gonna come pick me up.”

AH-

AH!! JINX NO!

AAHHHHHH JINX MODE!!!!

silco would be so fucking proud of u jinx im so serious holy fucking shit.

yAY THE BIG GUARD DIED!! by ah- unstoppable killing machine

JINX NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO GET SLIPNSLIDAL AGAIN!

oh- oh shit he knows…. he can see powder holy fuck! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Blisters and Bedrock

wow cait u look like garbage. i hope that keeps up and you keep suffering 🖤✨

walk em around uncle doctor singed

oh hi! mel! things have gone crazy! ur moms nuts balls. she’s manipulating the narrative girl u gotta get o u t!!

mmm the mirroring marcus and silco makes me not trust this man.

OH! It’s ur brother! Yay! Still don’t know if i trust him.

great now let’s “what the fuck is mom into????”

oh my god the mural 🥺

get a grip vi.

seriously stop. do u need a shot or a bottle or something stop.

JINX DO NOT. Girl! this is NOT HOW SILCO RAISED YOU. DO NOT LICK CAVE WALLS

oh yes! this is good! fight! yes! talk it out!

BITCH MITTENS! Get her ass! Yay!!!! smack her!!

lmao me and my siblings fr lmaooooooooo- oh oh no.

“still got all your insides?” i can see silco saying it bro STOP!

i still think jinx should get to break vi’s nose again. but i’m glad we got that out of our systems in a safer environment without an audience (isha doesn’t count she’s the baby sibling)

WOAH YOUNG SILCO HOLY SHIT JUMPSCARW I WILL Cry

holy FUCK AAAAAA those gifs are gonna be great. vander knew silco was alive the whole time. how else would he have that image im just sayin.

mel u have a touch of the arcane baby. we been done knew but still

oh did she give u up kino? lol

ah still don’t trust him. i think this might be an interrogation. mel u and him have different dads look at yourself. you’re magic and probably the next chosen of the wolf.

CAITLYN EAT SHIT! I’m sorry. i hate her so much.

he tried to bring back his daughter huh…

Dr. Reveik!!! I’m still sayin Jinx and Sico called him “doc” and “the doctor” respectively

oriana????!?!? ORIANNA!!!???????!! ooo almost Orianna 👀

MEL WILD RUNES READER!

he isn’t real! knew it.

WOAH-

LE BLANC

SISTER!!!! SHES A LE BLANC!? AAAAAAAA

THE OLD HIDEOUT HOLY SHIt! Silco’s first coat 🥺🖤 and it’s stupid buttons 🥹 i miss my wife tails.

“when she died”? sir?????

BLISTERS AND BEDROCK IM GONNA THROW UP.

silco never looked back…. vander knew he was alive somewhere and didn’t look. oh yeah. they broke up for sure. and over a girl. lmao the throuple that killed the lanes

vi learning not to punch is gonna save them

- *gay thoughts*

the gif makers are gonna have a FIELD DAY!! AND I CANT WAIT

he has a MAN BUN!??!????!? I hate him (i’d die for him)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ajsnxkwkdjd

ITS THEIR MOM

hOLY SH I T! im gonna kms he’s so cute stop. THEYRE NOT A THROUPLE? Are we sure????

oh my GOD! I’m GONNA CRY!!!! THEY RAISED HER BABIES AND THEY’RE THE HOPE OF ZAUN!

VANDER NAMED HER??!! AAAAAAAAAA

zaun would always be their inheritance 🖤

i’m actually sobbing oh my god

oh shit lmao and now the gays and their divorce.

it isn’t gay divorce unless there’s a body count once again.

holy shit this show is a roller coaster

viktor is literally magic now??? tbh he deserves it

caitlyn getting noxus 101 and facism 102 at the same time

cult 101: “we’re a family here.” (multi appplicable )

The Herald™️

oh lord this won’t end well.

awe it’s a nice lookin cult at least.

lmao his peekaboo bleach job aight count fagula

VICTOR AND JINX INTERACTION

Metal Fortune Cookie is his name now.

naur destroying is fun ✨🦋

The Machine Herald™️ is nonbinary fact.

i just kept crying for a while

i love therapy ✨✨

i hope sevika uniting zaun or starting glasctech industries is going well i miss her.

this is all alot

did vi get top surgery???

slay is so.

isha no isha be careful isha no no no no baby no no oo baby please

n o

no no no

im sobbing 😭😭

that is so fucked up holy shit.

[menta11yi11]

Doctor's orders to pull back from social media as I keep having back to back panic attacks and wanting to kms.

I'm sure there's some folks on my public tumblr accounts that follow me only to get intel on me and not because they actually like me- and would love nothing more than for me to leap off a building. Yeah I'm a flawed person. I hurt a lot of people. I own up to that. I'm trying to be someone that at least tolerates my own existence in this realm. 🙃 but having folks on the Homestuck discord team telling me to "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and "DIE" for expressing a vague, nonconsequential fandom opinion (that wasn't even HS related) they don't like does not paint a good picture of how they'll handle knowing I've tried to kill myself over 8 times now. Bitch I'm like Deadpool the metanarrative will not let me end it. I'd love nothing more than to have never existed. You hate me so much, then fucking ban me from the discord and start your hate campaign like you did to my other trans system friends. Makin, you're pathetic. Just admit you have no compassion for folks with persistent mental health issues rather than acting like it's okay for you to harass people because you're the server administrator. You have enough simps laughing at your cruelty you think you're justified in these harassment campaigns. I don't think I've had a single positive interaction with you, and you can blame me being a 'snowflake' but at least I'm not inciting mentally ill people to kill themselves on your streams. I hope you lose the admin privileges and people realize what an actual asshole you are. I can't help that I have introjects of your friends. Do you think I woke up one day and decided to have amnesiac episodes where some brain ghosts take over my body and humiliate me publicly? That's like, a bit to you? I do have Andrew Hussie listed as an alter in my disability paperwork because they stepped up to stop me from ending things. Our (now) Hussie Royle is the reason we kept fighting to improve and become better people. You can think I'm cringe all you want, but it kept me alive. I can't know what source Hussie thinks of me as I've already attempted to reach out and apologize for crossing boundaries into parasocial delusional stuff. They didn't respond and they don't owe me one. I am, however, knowledgeable about what goes down in Homestuck VRC communities and have been helpful there as an informant and mod. You can dislike me and think I'm annoying and tight wound all you want but I'm not stepping back from my beliefs that people should be given compassion and time to be heard. I'm a socialist and I feel very strongly that we have a duty to protecting our communities and having transparency. Idk what weird shadow elder thing you've got going on within the HICU that I once wanted to be a part of, but I'm now realizing y'all are such a dysfunctional work family from an (outside but close neighbor) perspective.

I've been in enough grassroots organizing since 2014 that I can see the rot in the company.

I'm also a cult survivor, having been forced into the LDS (Mormon) church from 2001-2016 by my former legal guardians. I know what cult tactics are and I know how deep the abuse goes. Watch yourself before you have another well-documented video of abusive behavior. I don't play around with that shit. I held up my end of accountability, now it's your turn.

[bandofchimeras]

religious trauma diaryposting

nah you don't get it. in my house growing up the kids would actually CRY if we heard someone say "oh my god" or cuss. even trying to briefly touch on White Jesus and Jesus actually being a Middle Eastern man got my fam so freaked out about potential blasphemy (????? idk, guess you can't criticize any portrayal of Christ) they shut down this whole conversation we were having about Palestine that was actually constructive.

when I say I grew up Catholic I mean, devout, convicted, delusionally Catholic to the point we engaged in cult behavior. and I want to, and try to respect other people's cultural Catholicism and understand my own family's cultural ties to it but bro....it's ridiculous.

I can't even imagine saying "What if Jesus kinda sucked?" to my dad. Like I do not have a mental picture of what would happen. With my parents you can criticize them, but you cannot criticize the Church. You cannot cross the line of blasphemy. It's draining to try and have a normal conversation bc in order to do so I have to pretend that sex doesn't exist, everything the Catholic Church has ever decreed is 100% absolute truth, and bodily functions are deeply shameful.

I am 28 years old. I cannot waste anymore of my life navigating this insane bullshit.

Cult recovery is so weird when the rest of your family is still in it, I'm just figuring out you can be a person without following some complex set of arbitrary rules. Like you can just exist. I constantly feel like I'm about to be struck with lightning. When I'm around my family they can be so sweet and we can have some fun but there's always a trigger line I have to mind so they don't self destruct and shut down or lash out at me. Neurodivergent religious people are incredibly fragile. And being homeschooled, that orientation was normalized to the point, along with having OCD, I have had to teach myself how to interact with the public without praying in my head for their souls or to God to protect me. It's terrifying, at first, and I still don't really understand people who just exist and don't feel a wracking pain in their core all the time from losing that delusion of absolute certainty in a belief. It's comparative to being told the Sun isn't actually real, it's a big prop in the sky created to manipulate you.

Anyways forgive the drama on main. I feel like a constant outsider and a dogged sense of aloneness, and worry that no one whose out here engaging in pop culture and living their lives actually understands the extent of the psychological damage that comes from being 100% immersed in a harmful cult for all of your formative years and leaving it to become the thing they taught you to hate and fear, and realizing you are hated and feared for having been part of the harmful cult as well.

The only time I've felt close to being seen is reading Hell Followed With Us. I related a lot to Benji's soldier like mentality of adopting new language and concepts immediately, and his hard-line dedication to destroying where he came from to prove he is not on their side, not dangerous, etc. it's fucking torturous. So that book was not fun to read at all. I barely can recommend it and will never reread it even though I am very glad to have read it. Felt a lot like watching the Passion of the Christ.

So yeah fuck off with "why aren't you over that by now?" I don't think I will be over it until I'm brave enough to publicly blaspheme and bathe myself in pigs blood or do a burlesque number on the altar of my home parish lmao.

[elllteo]

🍕 and/or 🍩 for everyone!! (anyone you want to answer :3)

🍕: What is your Oc's favorite food???

OOoo this one is fun, UMMM

Matteo - Cinnamon rolls. He's a whore for them sorry KJHGFD

Julia - Cheesy Bagels with herb butter COATING them thangs. She can't have them often bc she's diabetic but. Sometimes she's a little naughty, we stan

Travis - Steak and potatoes - I LIED NO he likes boba milk. Oreo boba milk.

Vance - He doesn't really have a preference! Eating is more a means to an end for him, so if anything I think he'd just prefer certain textures. Things that have a Styrofoam mouthfeel are good, or things that are easy and quick (liquids). He would probably like the fruit cups with juice orbs in them, or mozzarella balls also. Shaped or Texture foods :]

Blake - homemade chicken noodle soup with ramen noodles instead of egg noodles, like his mom would make when he was sick 🥺 but if you actually asked him he'd say gatorade rice (he's lying but he does eat it)

Crispin - The triple chocolate cake Emmett makes on his birthday (emmett is a baker by profession, and crispin's husband/boyfriend/whatever KGJFD)

🍩 : Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival???

oh, my god, ok. okay.

Matteo - He's not someone who makes many like, mortal enemies/nemesis'. However. He fucking HATES Cassius and also Fletcher. He hates Cassius for killing and cult-enslaving a ton of people, ruining lives and nearly killing him and Ellis.

He hates Fletcher even more than that, because Fletcher is Ellis' abusive father, and he literally throws himself on that wretched man mid-rampage while he's werewolf shifted and starts clawing kicking and fighting him to get him to leave Ellis alone.

He gets Very hurt, Ellis shuts down and has a panic attack, its a horrible time! Fletcher goes to jail though so there's that. I think he'd consider Fletcher his absolute fucking beloathed nemesis of all time

Cassius gets sent back to his weird dimension and his brother gets to laugh @ him the whole way back. he's more a stinky little shitstain to Matteo than a real Rival or Nemesis

Vance - Thatse a spoiler <3 :) sowwy

Blake - himself. like actually KFGJSH DLFGKJH he'd beat his own ass if he wasn't a coward, so he gets other people to do it for him. :(

Travis - Ellis.....they go from rivals to like. frenemies, or something. Mutual begrudging respect.

Crispin - in any and every au, he fucking hates Matteo for no reason. KJGH SLJKF

Melanie - She becomes rivals/nemesis with Syrin even though they're related - his betrayal of their whole syndicate thing, and him having and giving up the life she idolized for so long just like. Turns her to Evil. I mean she was already evil, but it makes her wanna be more evil @ him. LMAO

[wack-ashimself]

So I'm watching X-Files from 2016 I think it was when the reboot came out. There is an episode about a conspiracy in which the government was purposely allowing immigrants in illegally so they could form basically cults, become terrorists, and attack us within. This is where it gets weird. Over the past two days I have read multiple super conservative bullshit articles saying the exact same thing is happening right now at the Mexican border. They're afraid a bunch of young people from South America are coming in and going to be a threat to us. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. That's one conspiracy I've hated that I've heard my whole life from the media. That we're going to be attacked from within. That doesn't make sense. Why would somebody Flee for their fucking lives and then attack the country that hosts them? Doesnt fucking make sense. See terrorists attacking from their country makes sense because they're trying to attack those who are going to attack their country. They want to stay on their own soil. That actually makes sense. But coming to our country to attack us Within seems like the commie run back in the day. They accused everybody of being a commie,, but they never really fucking had any proof. It's all paranoia. Please don't fall for it. Your neighbor is never going to be as big of a threat as the billionaire. Never. That's one sentence we don't say out loud enough. Banks kill everybody. They're the reason people can sell deadly drugs and pay a fee, they're the reason war is profitable, they're the reason innocent people are in jail because it's profitable, they're the billionaires own all the media and constantly lie to you. Big banks are the source of all fucking evil. ALL.

[sammygender]

every time i read one of the all so common transphobic articles about the worrying rise in girls transitioning or what fucking ever it’s only like two paragraphs before they start going on about how Many girls feel it is easier to come out as trans male than a lesbian. are you absolutely fucking kidding me. being gay is shit but this is not 1993 it TRULY is not that uncommon or that taboo. i am the first to say that it’s not as easy as the whole ‘gen z are so progressive’ movement makes out it is but the same applies to being trans one hundred fucking times more. sure, when i was 13 and i tried to come out to my mom as into girls she shut me down pretty quick, but by the time i was 16 she was ready for that because the truth is by this point gay people have been in the public consciousness for a while. meanwhile my transness destroys her. lesbians are in tv and they’re all over tiktok and sooooo many 12 year old girls identify as some variant of wlw now, in 2023, in an averagely liberal area. and the average liberal parent isn’t going to care Much if their kid is gay but they very easily might send you to conversion therapy if you’re trans. these days in the uk you don’t get isolated from a friend group the same for mentioning your ex of the same gender in most cases, but correcting someone on a pronoun gets you branded as the crazy transgender in a microsecond and then everyone’ll stay away from you. into more personal experiences: if i told my colleagues (of at least some i’m sure are homophobic) i liked girls (which they’d perceive as gay) i’d get treated weird sure but if my work found out i was trans and not just some quirky little tomboy who the kids mix up the gender of i would 100% be fired.

anyway sorry this is turning into a crazy little rant it just makes me so angry bc this bullshit is everywhere. and it cherry picks the rare detransitioner experience like the ex-gay movement of the 2000s used to and then tells the story of hundreds of other trans people through the eyes of a journalist or a medical practitioner who clearly comes into this not believing them and refers to people consistent in their identity as the opposite and expects us to do the same. literally makes me want to cry because it’s people who have never made the effort to know a trans person and they get to make all the decisions they get to write their little fucking articles in the spectator or the independent or the fucking guardian and they get to put it as this very clear issue where young girls are being duped and medicalised and told there is something wrong with them WHICH OBVIOUSLY ANY RATIONAL PERSON WOULD BE AGAINST and they don’t make any effort to try and understand even though people have been DOING this for hundreds of years it’s just never been this Public before and they’re so cruel about it. & what about the hundreds upon hundreds of adult trans people of whom transitioning saved them? & what about the fact that, in your entire article, you cite 2 detransitioners and just talk about how Certain you are that everyone currently transitioning will regret it without any actual other proof? do you realise that ninety percent of people who transition have no other options and have to do shit like cut off their family or work in different fields than they wanted or lose the ability to raise kids or be poor forever affording it or all of the above?? and of course even if they didn’t it’d still be fine but i just want to make the point to these fucking people that we’re not doing this for fun i would actually literally genuinely murder a human being if it let me be cisgender because it would be so easy & i’ve hated myself for being gay before sure but never to this insane point because at least the world recognises, these days, that homophobia isn’t morally GREAT, and we don’t get articles in every fucking newspaper about the cult of homosexuality young teenagers are recruited into. and i know the process of being trans is fucking weird. that’s bc it IS fucking weird. i just hate it so much no one makes one tiny effort to try and understand it’s just whiplash and Concern and I think we should be very careful what we let children do to themselves…. And like to be perfectly fucking honest i think we should be very careful that we don’t let children kill themselves bc transitioning has a crazy high reduction rate in suicides and if any antidepressant had that suicide reduction rate it’d be a fucking miracle. and yes we should treat kids for mental health before they transition but that would require good mental health services, wouldn’t it, which nobody seems to be working on implementing anyway? so is that an issue with trans healthcare or is that an issue with mental healthcare BC i think it is actually the latter. & i’m so angry that hundreds upon hundreds of people have just accepted this as truth.

[pyreofsunflowers]

What I watched this week (3/20-3/26)

Oops, It's late! Anyways hope y'all enjoy.

The Wicker Man (1973, dir. Robin Hardy)

So apart from my obvious bias of being a Neofolk fan watching the Neofolk movie, the Wicker Man fucking rocks. Everything about it is masterfully crafted, from the story to the subtext to the imagery and ESPECIALLY the soundtrack.

I greatly enjoyed the commentary on religion and conservatism, which despite this movies age still manages to hold up some. Christopher Lee is amazing and really carries this movie with his convincing performance.

I don't have a lot to say about the Wicker Man that isn't insane raving about how pretty it is, but I will say that it is not like Midsommar at all outside of aesthetics :-)

5/5

Eyes Wide Shut (1999, dir. Stanley Kubrick)

I loved this one, kinda unsurprisingly. Tom Cruise knocks it out of the park, which is surpring - as I normally hate Tom Cruise. But that aside, this movie is fascinating. It does a really good job at putting you in the shoes of someone truly in over there head - wandering around lost, looking for answers, afraid but yearning for more. It captures all of these emotions well.

I liked what it had to say about the intersection of sex and class, and even more what it had to say about desire - and how desire can both bring people together and apart.

Go watch it, it's so much more than just the haha funny cult movie. In fact, the cult is a relatively small part of the plot for how much people talk about it!

4.5/5

Moonrise Kingdom (2012, dir. Wes Anderson)

As dark, foreboding, and weird my usual aesthetic (and taste) in movies is. I am not immune to a feel-good Wes Anderson movie. Maybe it's the style, maybe it's the melancholy, maybe it's the soundtrack. I'm not really sure, but I love Anderson. Especially when I'm stuck in bed with the flu and can't think, which is when i watched this one!

And surprise surprise. I loved it, as it has all the trappings of every other Anderson film. Solid, unique characters, a fun aesthetic and a story with just the right amount of stakes that despite it's simplicity wraps you up and keeps you enthralled. Is it his best work? no, I don't think so. But it's a ~* Good Fun Movie *~ nonetheless :-)

4/5

Halloween II (1981, dir. Rick Rosenthal)

Meh. Is what i have to say about Halloween II. It was FINE. I feel the same way about it that I do Scream 1. It's decent, it's well made, It has it's fun moments, but it's just nothing more than that. It doesn't have an amazing aesthetic, or extremely well done kills, or out of this world pacing and suspense. It does have the same high quality cinematography and lighting of the original, but that's about it. For movies that take place on the same night, they could not feel more different.

3/5 - put it on in the background while you get high or bang your gf or at a party or whatever.

Gone Girl (2014, dir. David Fincher)

YOU ALL LIED TO ME ABOUT GONE GIRL. ALL OF YOU. AND IM SO HAPPY YOU DID.

Because I hate the essence of Amy's character, and I hate the people who idolize it. This movie. THIS MOVIE IS SO GOOD AT MAKING ME HATE AMY and I love it. Sure, Nick is not a good guy either. I don't like him at all, but dear GOD was I rooting for him more than I've rooted for any other movie main in a while.

If this ever escapes, I will get crucified for this and I do. Not. Care I hated that bitch and watching her downfall over the runtime was amazing and enthralling.

What's even more commendable is that the ending twist manages to still be satisfying despite not ending the way I (or Nick, most likely) would have wanted it to end!

Also shoutout to the score I love you Trent Reznor.

Go watch it it if you haven't, and go watch it again if your a weirdo who thinks its some feminist masterpiece

4.5/5