#shush Sami

[crunchie-morris]

Am I the only one who cried at the end of Theater Camp? Yeah? Sounds about right okay cool

[batbabydamian]

DC January 2024 Solicitations - Comics Featuring Damian! 🦇

BATMAN AND ROBIN #5 1/9/24

Written by Joshua Williamson

Art and Cover by Simone Di Meo

Variant Covers: Kael Ngu (+B/W 1:50), Jorge Molina, Pete Woods (1:25)

Batman and Robin have been separated! Batman works with White Rabbit to track down the new femme fatale Shush while his son, Damian, hunts down the criminal mastermind who is targeting his father! But Damian won't like who he finds! Don't miss out on the shocking ending!

BATMAN AND ROBIN ANNUAL 2024 1/30/24

Written by Joshua Williamson

Art and Cover by Howard Porter

Variant Covers: Dustin Nguyen, David Nakayama, Gleb Melnikov (1:25)

FATHER-AND-SON ROAD TRIP! Batman and Robin have gone through hell the last few months, so Bruce decides to take Damian on a camping trip to bond. But as they try to enjoy the great outdoors, they find a different kind of hunting ground..one that hunts the most dangerous game! Trapped and cut off from their weapons and backup, Batman and Robin must use their surroundings to hold off and take down some of DC's deadliest mercenaries!

NIGHTWING #110 1/16/24

Written by Tom Taylor

Art and Cover by Sami Basri

Variant Covers: Dan Mora, Travis Moore, Ethan Young (1:25)

Nightwing, Batgirl and the Titans are doing all they can to save a world overrun by Beasts. Heroes have become threats, and one of the biggest threats now stalks the streets of Bludhaven. Where once there was a Robin, now there is a cat. Can Jon Kent and Nightwing save the city from Damian Wayne? Or will the Super Sons be torn apart forever?

TRINITY SPECIAL #1 1/16/24

Written by Tom King

Art by Belén Ortega and Daniel Sampere

Variant Covers: Belén Ortega, Jorge Jimenez, Mitch Gerads (1:25), Evan "Doc" Shaner (1:50)

Featuring DC's brightest new star, Trinity! Discover Lizzie's earliest adventures as she takes the world of heroes by storm! Reprinting the character's first appearance alongside hilarious tales of the little Amazon and her Super Son babysitters, this special will be an instant classic for fans old and new. Plus, a brand-new story from the all-star creative team behind Wonder Woman that will tease the future of Diana's daughter!

WONDER WOMAN #5 1/30/24

Written by Tom King

Art and Cover by Daniel Sampere and Tomeu Morey

Variant Covers: Leirix, Julian Totino Tedesco, Cris Delara (1:25), Daniel Sampere (+B/W 1:50)

If the U.S. government can't stop her, then who can?! As Sargent Steel retreats to gather deadlier forces, the Wonder Girls call on Diana, begging her to lay down her lasso. Will she see the truth before it's too late? Plus, Trinity invites the sons of Batman and Superman to Themvscira for a contest thev'll never forget!

[afterdarkprincess]

all's fair in love and war- part 2

Relationship: Jey/Sami/Cody/Seth Rating: Explicit Summary: Aftermath of November 20th Monday Night Raw- Jey, Sami, Cody and Seth go back to Seth's fancy hotel room- Jey gets thoroughly spoiled and loved on

AO3 Link Part One

this one's just smut friends lol

tags for tags for @feelschicken @elementaldoughnut12 @harmshake @jeysbvck @southerngirl41 @imabillyami (if anyone else would like to be tagged in my fics please let me know 🥰) Warnings for: Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blindfold Use, Use of Safeword, Foursome, some dirty talk

They arrive at a nearby hotel, downtown and close to the arena. Jey’s fingers drum against his thigh as they walk through the lobby, filled with nervous energy.

Cody’s arm wrapped around his shoulders, pulling him into a quick side hug. “C’mon Uce, get outta your head.���

Jey smiles, “Yea, you right.”

“Oh we’re gonna get him out of his head alright,” Seth adds, pulling out a keycard as they get into the elevator and hitting the button for the top floor.

Sami bats at Seth’s shoulder, shushing him before he takes Jey’s hand, entwining their fingers together, and bringing Jey’s hand to his lips to kiss it.

“Okay, Jey?” He asks, his sweet brown eyes sparkling in the light of the elevator.

Jey nods, “Mhm, M’good boo.”

“You two can be real gross sometimes, you know that?” Seth lowers his sunglasses and fixes them with a sly grin.

“You know you love us though,” Jey responds, laughing.

Seth rolls his eyes as the elevator dings and the door opens, all of them head out and down the hall to the room. Seth uses his keycard again to get them into the door. The room is in his name with all the perks that come with being the World Heavyweight Champion (a very large bed and no neighbors to report loud noises)

Once they’re inside, Cody and Seth disappear into the bedroom while Sami directs him to leave his bags and leads him into the very large bathroom.

“You want a shower now, or wanna do that later?” Sami asks, gently unzipping and removing first Jey’s sweatshirt and then his shirt.

Jey thinks for a moment, “After’s good.”

Sami nods, “Anything you aren’t up for tonight?”

“Nah, m’okay with whatever ya want.”

Sami’s face softens, and he presses a kiss to Jey’s nose. “You remember the colors?”

Jey nods, giving him a soft smile. “Ey, Sami?”

“Yeah baby?”

“I love you,” His voice is soft in the quiet of the bathroom.

Sami sweeps him up into his arms, “Love you too, sweetheart.” He releases Jey but keeps his hands in his. “C’mon- Let’s go get Cody and Seth, don’t want them thinking I’m hogging you now.”

Jey laughs, still finding it hard to believe that he’s a commodity to be fought over, but he nods and follows Sami out of the bathroom and towards the bed where the other men are waiting.

Seth is laid back, lounging on the bed amongst a frankly absurd amount of pillows, his chest bare with only a pair of sweatpants clinging to his body.

Cody is also shirtless in a pair of joggers, hunched over as he digs in his bag. He stands as they approach, a blue blindfold hanging from his finger. Seth claps his hands in delight.

“Got a present for you, Uce, if you’re up for it?” Cody asks, and Jey feels arousal drip down his spine as his dick twitches in his pants.

His mouth feels dry, so he nods enthusiastically to get his point across before sitting at the edge of the bed.

Cody tosses the blindfold to Sami, who catches it with ease.

“Give us a minute to get settled?” Sami has a glint of mischief in his eyes that only directs more blood flow to his tightening ring pants.

Seth and Cody nod and give them some space, leaving Jey and Sami alone again.

Sami’s hands find the waistband of Jey’s pants, murmuring, “Let’s get these off, love.” Before pulling them and his underwear off in one go, leaving him bare.

Jey’s not fully hard yet, and he feels himself shrink a bit in the chilly air of the room. Embarrassment creeps in, and he brings his hands up to wipe at his face, trying to hide from the situation, but of course Sami won’t allow it.

The ginger catches Jey’s wrists in his hands and holds them away from his face.

“None of that, no need to hide from me.” Sami uses his grip on Jey’s hands to lead him around to the side of the bed. “I’m gonna put the blindfold on now, okay?”

A small whine escapes his throat in his excitement. “P-please,” Jey croaks out, trying to reclaim some of his dignity.

Sami smiles, and brushes his hand across Jey’s forehead before he lifts the blindfold over Jey’s head, delicately settling it over his eyes and making sure it’s not twisted anywhere.

As his eyes adjust to the darkness, Jey feels the cold of the room more acutely and goosebumps break out across his arms as he shivers slightly.

Sami’s hands rub up and down his arms to warm him, and Jey will never understand how this man always knows what he needs.

“Go ahead and lay back on the bed, mon chou- we’ll be right there.”

Jey follows his instructions, sitting down on the sheets and moving himself towards the center of the bed, starfishing his limbs and taking up as much space as he likes. He hears the sound of Sami’s footsteps trailing away from the bed, then silence as he cozies himself into the pillows.

The silence stretches on for what feels like minutes, and Jey starts to feel his anxieties creep back in. What if they left him here? He gets antsy and is almost ready to take the damn blindfold off, when suddenly he feels the mattress move and the sheets rustling.

“Shhhhh…. we’re here sweetheart,” He hears Sami’s voice and feels the warmth of a hand on his thigh.

Then there are hands everywhere, on his thighs, his chest, fingers on his stiff nipples, his arms, petting his hair. He can’t pin any one sensation to any of them in particular and he finds himself lost in the waves of pleasure, surrendering to his lovers.

His cock grows harder with all this attention, but the hands steadfastly avoid it and his hole, intent on exploring every other inch of his body before doing so.

Jey hears Cody’s faint laugh, Seth’s breathy sighs, and Sami humming to himself. They’re everywhere and nowhere and all over him. Jey has never felt so wholly consumed before, and they’ve only just begun.

His thighs are nudged further apart and he feels the warmth of a body settling between them, hands moving up his inner thigh and getting steadily closer to where he feels so so empty. His hands twitch and flex, reaching and digging into the sheets as he whines, until there’s hands in each of his, gently holding and guiding his wrists together and above his head. They’re kept there in a loose hold as the hands below reach the apex of his thighs.

There’s a soft click of a cap, which he barely hears above his own moans and breath, then the soft pressure of a finger barely grazing against his hole.

Jey keens, pressing his head back into the pillows and pushing his hips down fruitlessly.

Someone is petting his hair softly, and Seth’s voice comes from his left. “Shhhh, relax baby.”

He resists the urge to pout and beg, he’s not quite desperate enough for that yet. And he didn’t need to anyway.

The finger enters him abruptly, slipping inside of him in one smooth motion while a warm mouth latches onto his nipple, sucking the sensitive nub inside. Jey’s back arches up off the bed, taut like the string of a bow as he cries.

He feels each movement inside acutely, feels the digit exploring and stretching his inner walls before honing in on his prostate and rubbing against it.

Jey’s cock is rock hard and aching, the tip slowing oozing precum onto his stomach. He feels the pressure of a finger on his abs, just half an inch away from the head of his dick, dragging slowly through the sticky precum in slow teasing circles.

He feels warmth in his face and can only imagine that his face is flushed as he breathes harshly. His hands shake and the grip tightens, holding them down.

Another finger joins the one inside of him, and another groan is drawn out of him. A warm mouth on his dick, pulling off to breathe hot air onto the head. The thick warmth of a tongue against the ridge.

Lips capture his own, tongue diving inside to lick at his teeth. The fingers in his ass flex, kneading into his prostate before separating and stretching his tight inner muscles.

Warm saliva slides down the length of his straining dick from the mouth laving on his head.

Jey feels like he’s floating from pleasure to pleasure, overloaded with sensation as he’s adored and loved on. Something in him wants to hide, shy away from the attention, but he can’t listen to that voice with a third finger inside of him, the sharpness of a graze of teeth on his dick, a stinging bite into the side of his neck.

With his lips free again, he releases a long sigh. “Fffuuuuuuck,”

He hears a low chuckle overhead, and there’s a kiss pressed to his forehead.

“Doin’ real good for us, uce.” It’s Cody’s voice this time breaking the rhythm of their breaths, the slick sounds of lips on skin.

“P-please… m’ready, please-“ he’s interrupted by another deep searing kiss. There’s renewed warm wetness on his dick and he feels so full but it’s just not enough. He feels tears prickle at his eyes, threatening to fall.

Suddenly the fingers inside of him pull out, leaving him empty and wanting. His legs are hoisted up and he feels the blunt pressure of a dick near his hole and he feels a spike of panic.

“Wait- stop! S-sami,” Jey takes a gulp of breath. “Yellow. Yellow, Sami…”

All the hands leave his body, and Sami’s voice is next to him in a instant. “M’here, Jey- what’s wrong, baby?”

His heartbeat slows down as he takes some deep breaths. Shame and embarrassment flood his mind, disappointed in himself that he stopped everything for something so silly. “Sorry, sorry Sami- It’s okay, it’s fine.”

“It’s not okay if you’re not feeling it. We’ll stop if thats what you need sweetheart.”

“N-no,” Jey gets out. “I don’ wanna stop, I just-“ He brings a cautious hand to the blindfold and slowly pulls it off, blinking as his eyes adjust to the light. “I just wanted to see you…”

Cody and Seth chuckle softly from the end of the bed.

Sami’s smile is warm and so close, his hand closing over Jey’s own, taking the blindfold and chucking it behind him thoughtlessly. “Then no more blindfold. You wanna keep going?”

Jey nods, feeling a little bashful from all the attention.

“I need you to tell us what you want, Jey.” Sami cups his cheek and gives him a quick kiss, just enough to leave him wanting more.

He clears his throat, “Fuck me, Sami. Want you to fuck me, please.”

Sami kisses him again, “How about Cody and Seth, sweetheart? Don’t wanna leave them out.”

“Think I got an idea, boss,” Seth chimes in, moving towards the head of the bed, pressing a quick peck to Jey’s shoulder on the way. “How ‘bout you get on your hands and knees for us?”

Jey feels arousal run through his stomach, his dick fully hard again as he rolls himself eagerly onto his belly before clambering onto all fours.

Sami’s hand drags slowly down the back of his spine, trailing as he moves down to position himself again between Jey’s legs as Seth settles in front of his face.

Seth has one hand in Jey’s hair, tugging at the base of his skull while the other hooks into the waistband of his joggers, pulling it down and freeing his very hard dick.

Jey needs no further instruction, taking Seth into his mouth and suckling decadently on the head, filling his tongue with the taste of sweat and skin and precum.

Behind him, Sami is pressed back against his hole, his dick just barely pressing inside and teasing him. Jey groans around the dick in his mouth and presses his hips back to take more of Sami inside of him.

Sami gives his ass a light smack, just enough to sting a bit. “Patience, sweetheart.”

Thankfully he doesn’t need to be patient for long, as Sami puts a firm hand on his hip and sinks his cock inside of him, filling him completely in one smooth stroke. Jey moans with pleasure, dripping all over Seth’s dick as he relishing in the feeling of being filled so completely at both ends.

His brain is blissfully quiet, all the noise of his insecurities and guilts long gone. Just when he thinks he thinks he’s hit the precipices of pleasure, the mattress shifts underneath him and Cody’s hands are on his stomach as his lips suckle on the tip of Jey’s dick and he’s nearly ready to explode.

Overcome by pleasure, tears leak from his eyes and his fingers grip into the sheets as the tension in his stomach swells, hurtling towards the edge. Sami’s cock nails his prostate on each thrust, moving in tandem with Cody’s mouth on Jey’s dick. He feels drunk on the feel of Seth in his mouth, in his throat, the way the warm flesh twitches and dances on his tongue as he too approaches orgasm.

Sami’s voice finds him, “Let go. Cum for us, baby.”

Cody takes him deep into his throat, swallowing his cum as Jey shatters apart. Seth pulls out of Jey’s mouth, watching intently as he keeps giving Seth’s head tiny kitten licks as he pants for air.

Sami’s thrusts increase in pace until he finally stills and Jey can feel his lover emptying deep inside of him, and it causes him to twitch as an aftershock rolls through him. Cody takes pity on his oversensitive cock and lets him go.

Jey whines as Sami pulls out of him, Sami’s hands rubbing slow soothing circles into his back and murmuring about how good he did.

Seth flops down to sit against the headboard and Jey crawls to lay between his thighs, intent on finishing what he started. The brunet grins at him, his hand already lazily stroking his dick, “You know you don’t gotta, right?”

He nods, taking Seth back into his mouth anyway, allowing himself to indulge in the simple pleasure of sucking dick. Seth doesn’t last much longer, not with Jey free to bob his head and use his hands, rolling Seth’s balls gently as he sucks the man’s soul out.

Seth comes with a broken sob, fingers knotted in Jey’s curls before he pushes him off.

Jey licks his lips as he sets his sight on Cody, who’s been very patient in his supporting role this evening. The blonde laughs, opening his arms and gesturing Jey towards him. “C’mere, uce.”

He crawls to Cody, pushing him down onto his back to give him more access to his thick cock. Jey takes him into his mouth with little fanfare, stretching his lips to accommodate Cody’s girth.

Sami appears again, having retrieved some towels to clean them up. His hands wander Jey’s skin taking care of all the sweat and lube and cum Sami left behind so Jey can just enjoy sucking Cody off.

Cody’s hands dig into the sheets, his thighs are tense and shaking and Jey wants him to let go. Without missing a step, he takes one of Cody’s hands in his and guides it to his head and lets his jaw go slack, letting drool drip from his lips.

Sami chuckles, “Let loose, Cody.”

Thankfully Cody gets the memo and starts to move his hips, gently fucking his dick into Jey’s awaiting mouth. His dick isn’t particularly lengthy, just grazing the entrance to Jey’s throat, but the surrender makes him feel floaty and dreamy again.

After all their activities, Cody also doesn’t last particularly long. He pulls out, leaving Jey whining before he shoots his cum onto Jey’s face and lips.

Jey sticks his tongue out to catch some and licks around his mouth, not letting any go to waste.

Sami tuts, “And I just cleaned him up.” They all burst into giggles, soft and boneless after everything.

He takes another towel and cleans the rest of Jey’s face, pressing kisses to Jey’s forehead, cheeks and nose once he’s done.

Cody and Seth help Jey off the bed and to his feet so Sami can pull the blankets down giving them all space to climb inside the bed. Jey climbs inside first, putting himself back in the middle again before Cody and Seth get in on his left and Sami joins him on his right.

Jey’s squished in the middle, happy and warm in their tangle of limbs. “Thanks,” He mumbles into the blanket, not looking at any of them.

There’s soothing hands on his skin, reassuring him again.

“You don’t have to thank us, you deserve this jus’ by being you.” Cody says, taking one of Jey’s hands and kissing it.

Sami puts his hand on Jey’s cheek and turns his face to meet his. “We love you very much, mon chou. You’ve been through a hell of a lot these past few years but we’re here to take care of you now.”

“And we’re certainly not gonna let anybody fuck with you.” Seth adds, “Randy or otherwise.”

Jey can’t put a finger on any one emotion that rises in his chest, but he thinks they all add up to love. He falls asleep safe in the arms of his teammates and lovers, and he’s never felt more secure in his life.

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THE END! 💕💕

Thank you for reading- I hope you enjoyed 🥰

[fallenrocket]

#OurFlagMeansDeadloch Watch Party - Episode 2

(crossposted from my twitter)

Goodness gracious, Cath!

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"I mean it, no more of this dead body nonsense!"

lol, they'll get right on that, madam mayor!

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"I can't believe I'm on a stakeout! It's so aggressively policey."

Abby, your fiancee's a tool, but you're a delight.

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"James was my lecturer"??? Dump his ass, Abby!

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Madeleine Sami, the actor that you are...

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"How was the endurance art?"

"Oh god, I hated it! It was amazing."

The show really does great parody with Cath.

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"Babe--babe, I'm working."

He *shushed* her, literally put a finger on his lips. James can die anytime, thanks.

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"Those my undies?"

"Ah, yes. I found them in the kettle."

???

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Now James is out here taking credit for Abby's legwork? This dude needs his tongue cut out.

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Like a lot of Our Flag Means Death fans, I love to watch other projects that the cast has done! Right now, I'm watching Deadloch on @PrimeVideo with Madeleine Sami. Amazon, if you pick up OFMD and #AdoptOurCrew, just think how many of your shows/films we'll watch!

[jeyuwuso]

omgggg 4 with Roman or Solo and Samiiiiii

Solo thrust up into Sami's slick palm. "C'mon, just..." He cut himself off with a desperate moan, one so loud that Sami's other hand tapped on his lips, shushing him.

"So loud, baby. You're gonna wake up the whole hotel. You don't want your brothers to hear, do you?"

Solo didn't, he really didn't, but Sami's slow strokes were pure torture. How was he supposed to keep himself quiet? He gripped the ginger's shoulders hard enough to leave bruises and whined.

"Ah ah," Sami chuckled, a mischievous gleam in his hazel eyes. "That's not how we ask for things, is it? Use your words, cutie."

Solo searched his scrambled brain for the right response. It was impossible to think with Sami touching him like this...

"Please, Sami, I need it," he finally whispered.

"Need what?"

"You. All of you. Please."

He felt Sami's cock twitch against his thigh as he leaned in for a kiss. "Gladly. I'm all yours, sweetheart."

Send me a prompt!

[himbos-hotline]

muppet babies au????? i’m intrigued

The muppet baby au is the first AU in an installment of four fics regarding your [ngl mostly my and my siblings favourite wrestlers] as infant and young children. It is an au where nothing hurts and everything is cute and sweet. Think of it like a little episodic TV Show with linking characters and storylines. With a couple of OCs sprinked in for our own enjoyment! The cast include

Maddie Orton [OC] - Shes 5 - a tiny doctor - autistic and dyslexic - baby adopted sister of Randy Orton - Parents: Triple H/Shawn Micheals [Adopted the Orton/Rollins children after their birth parents died in an accident]

Finn Balor - Hes 6 - always full of chaos - thinks hes immune to being told off because his ma runs the daycare [that is fundermentally untrue] - Likes to be lavelled as Irish - Bites but for fun - parents: Ma and Pa Balor

Samuel 'Sami' Zayn: - 5 - Translates Generico to everyone else - Isnt too good at making friends - probably doesnt sleep enough for a kid - Wears his hat and glasses - Always has his fingers in his mouth -Parents: Edge and Christian

El Generico: - age: 4 - barely speaks so its mostly sounds [Danhausen and Sami can understand] - Dances and always on the move, cannot sit still - sleeps on tables - He always has the lucha mask on [adults are sure hes posessed by some kinda mexican wrestler and is thus an "old soul"] - refuses to believe the young bucks are seperate people - gets emotionally attached to things that arent human - Parent: Excalibur

Kevin Owens: - age: 7 - the kind bully very much - is very loud when he wants to be - Likes the slide so he can scream at people from the top - refuses to say hes samis friend [they are though, he will push you in the mud over it] - Parent: Chris Jericho [we found this funny when we were planning]

Aleister Black: - Age: 6 -Draws on himself and runs around in his pants - Has lost a tooth - Draws terrifying things, should probably be put in therapy over it but shhhh - literally an old soul, speaks very well for a six year old -gets strangely emotional if things fo wrong Parent: AJ lee [we kinda ran outta parents here shush]

Aleks Page [OC] - age: 5 - Has a crush on tiny aleister - British [confused about everyone else and sami but thats normal for Samuel] - Likes to be outside - Somehow becomes convinced that her and Adam Page are related because they share the same last name - Tries to drink her little weight in juiceboxes - wildchild Parents: Her bio mum and dad [catholic nurse and stay at home dad]

Balor: -Age: 7 1/2 or 7000 nobody is really sure -"Around finns age" supposibly - sleeps like hes dead -His hair always sticks up like hes got little devil horns - Understands Generico and Danhausen just doesnt tell anyone -Parents: Brodie King

Randal "Randy" Keith Orton: - 10 - the eldest kid at the daycare - eats bugs and things to look cool - plays with the younger kids cuz hes forced too - loves his sister but will never tell her -Overprotective -parents: Triple H/ Shawn Micheals

Seth Rollins: - Age: 4 - the youngest of the Orton trio - gets roped into shit Randy does -Has asthma -Jumps off talls things - wears terrible clothes because Shawn dresses him - Steals the colouring supplies - Him and Mox were in the same care home, bugs Mox about if their friends or not every week -he has unlimited power - wants a dog, no you will not argue with him -parents:

Jonathon 'Jon' Moxley: -Age: 5 -pretends hes not allergic to cats - constantly covered in bandaids- always has one on his nose - has ADHD and gets anxious about going to new places [Regal sits in for his first day of daycare] - Calls Regal dad, things regal will send him back if he screws up - Regal teaches him origami - Gets nosebleeds and is way too calm over it - Doesnt like tiny MJF -loves Rain - ADORES FROGS - scared of the dark but pretends that he isnt -Calls tiny Gernerico "champ" and pats him on the head or back -Will eat and bite everything - eats the paper on sweets - likes dragons - never wears his coat, always wears boots and either mismatched socks or no socks - Number dyslexic - Parent: Willam Regal

Rhea Ripley: -age: 8 - plays violin and plays things like the phyco theme - spooky child - tall for her age so everyone thinks shes older - wears spooky looking earrings - Parent: Lita

Darby Allin: - Age: 4 - Friends with Generico but doesnt know what hes saying, makes up his own conversations - Throws and jumps off everything - sucks his thumb when hes asleep - paints his face with the paint that isnt face paint - friends with Seth cuz they both throw themselves off high shit for fun -parent: STINNNNGGGGGG

Adam "Horseboy" Page: Age: 4 [but hes almost five] - wears tiny cowboy boots -not so social, more anxious. likes to colour with the girls - the newest kid on the block -horse girl - has little butterfly jeans - owns my little ponys -knows everything about cowboys and horsies - has sawdust in his hair sometimes - anxious cowboy but squashed into tiny - has resting sad face - cries randomly a lot - still has a pacifier and a weighted horse toy parent: Beth Pheonix

Maxwell Jacob Friendman: - Age: 4 - tiny asshole - has hayfever and it makes him mad - bullys Maddie and pulls her hair - refuses to do things that are "not fun" - wears expensive looking clothes - jewish and has adhd - always wears his scalf - Parent: Stephanie McMahon [we also found this funny]

Matthew "matt" Jacksonville aka Matt Jackson: - Age: 7 - basically a small lab as a human being - always seen with little kenny and his brother - always super happy to show off his shoes, bullys over people for their shoes - wears the loudest brightest clothes - little sunshine baby - likes to read - is in dance and tumble classes - has braces [hes not happy about it] - autistic, gluten and lactose intolerent [Matthew simply, cannot pick a struggle] Parents: mama and papa Buck

Nicholas "Nick" Jacksonville aka Nick Jackson: - Age:5 - Also wears the loudest brightest clothes - Holds tiny mattys hand when they travel anywhere - has a stuffie bird he carries everywhere - also autistic - atill plays with baby toys cuz theyre free stim toys - falls over a lot - parents: mama and papa buck

Kenneth "kenny" Omega: - age: 7 [older than matthew] - tiny traumatised child - wets himself a lot due to trauma - is suprisngly happy despite troubling homelife - has tiny curls, wears little ponytail - in chronic pain - has a little backpack filled with baby and kids pain meds - brings comic books to school to show friends - always with tiny bucks - plays hockey -Parent: Don Callis [we dont talk about it, it hurts]

Edward [Eddie] Kingston: - Age: 9 - friends with tiny kevin because theyre both filled with rage - small new york accent - makes friends with Mox - that kid who always wants to see gross stuff cuz it looks cool - plays baseball - never seen without a plastic hat - Parent: Mick Foley

Wheeler "Wheels" Yuta: -Age: 2 - Mute - is left at daycare because regal needs to work - follows Mox around - communicates through sounds and laughter - sits on Moxs little bike while he rides it - toddles like the sims toddlers - knows a little sign language - autistic -tomboysih - Parent: Willam Regal

Daniel Hausen: -Age: 6 - speaks Generico, sleeps under the tables that Generico sleeps on - keeps all his baby teeth and carries them around - plays dolls with hangman - spooky child - calls the children by their full names [Jon is Jonathon] - also plays with the not facepaint paint -will get himself into really weird "how the fuck did that happen?!" situations -Parent: Excalibur

HOOK: -age: 3 - selective mute - doesnt know what to do with the weird demon that keeps trying to make friends with him - anger issues - climbs trees to be alone and doesnt know how to get down - needs to be persuaded to eat food that arent chips - fucking ADORES dinos my guys! - reads the same dino book over and over again - punch first, ask questions later -parent: Taz

Lukas "Luke" Gallows and Karl Anderson: - ages: 8 and 7 respectfully - two half of a whole idiot - Luke is the tallest in the little kid class - Karl has esxma and wears gloves so he doesnt itch it - weirdly facinated by tiny kenny and little buckles - Parent: AJ Styles [like BC, get it?]

Orange Cassidy: - Age: 6 - that one kid that just, doesnt care - sensitive to light, so wears sunglasses inside - likes wearing jeans - can sleep anywhere at any time -shows emotions rarely - Parents: Excalibur

Charles "Chuck" Taylor: -Age: 8 - isnt eager to move up to the big kids club - has rosacea - naturally comedic gold - that kid that laughs in awkward situations - really likes being helpful - sarcastic - "you ever warm up to talk to people?" - southern friends with little cowboy -Parent: Tony Schiavone

Trent ? Barreta: -Age: 7 - kindly that kid that knows nothing - asks tiny chuck questions -tiny chuck carpools with him - literally the most agreeable kid yall could meet - drives around in one of those like, tonka cars -Parent: sue

Adam Cole [Toddler]: - Age: 5 - little smug child - its very clear shes an only child - thinks her hair is very pretty - off and on again friends with the tiny elite - is actually kind when you get to know her -padengt queen -Parents: Claudio and RJ City

Jack "jungle boy" Perry: - Age: 3 - also loves dinosaurs - carries around a stuffed lunchasauras - climbs trees and knows how to get down - helps nicky indetify birds - like the best hair on a little one - parents: Edge and Christan

Ruby Soho: - age: 5 - tiny punk baby - isnt to be left alone with scissors - knows lots of myths and stuff - also draws on herself - once ate a thumbtack - friends wiht little eddie - parnet: Aubrey Edwards

Julia Hart: - Age: 2 - also speaks very well for a two year olf - seems to be able to read minds - likes her big hat and enjoys dressing up _ has kind eyes and the opposite of a resting bitch face - has spikey teeth - Grown up: Brodie King

Jay: - AGe: newborn - originally fostered by Regal - ends up being adopted by mama and papa buck - hangs out in the nursery/little play area with the younger ones - Maddies cousin

[moonystoes]

GUYS HELP ME IM IN TEARS LMFAOAOOAOA

this is too much lore but I need yall to get it okay??

when the Qesma w naseeb show started, a guy called Samy went on live to talk shit about someone called Ali and decided to expose him for being bisexual by saying that he kissed a guy on the show because he forgot there are cameras and they got caught by the security. apparently, the staff didn't do anything, but they just said that the audience aren't going to like this especially when homosexuality is a very big no no there, and told them to not do it again. (don't feel bad Ali is a fucking psycho).

Ali went on live right after samy and said, "stop saying my name, it's none of your business what me and Fowad do." ...basically exposing the guy he kissed.

...this is funny because Fowad just joined (I'm an episode late shush) and he is so fruity like it's crazy. he's also a little too touchy which is kinda worrying me lowkey. anyways, right when he got introduced he went to the girls and kissed all of their hands. and when the host told him to introduce himself to the men he said, "don't worry I'll give each of yall a kiss too."

he went to the guy to give him the little man hug they always do (you know what I mean), and he kissed his cheek so aggressively, the guy pulled away with the 😧 face and all of the girls are cackling.

i can't wait to see shahinaz's face when her little attention whore boyfriend gets caught making out with this guy lol.

[exquisitexagony]

Sam manages a tired smile to Leo as she leaves him a key to get into their room before heading inside. "I got it," he hummed, assuring her he could take care of himself out here. He'd been in sketchier places than this before....unfortunately.

For a while, he's just outside. Pacing a little. Taking in the cold air. But there's a contemplation on his tongue that won't go away...And after a while, he relents.

・゜゜・．・゜゜・．・゜゜・．・゜゜・．・゜゜・．・゜゜・．

Hours later. They're finally stumbling into the room, the stentch of smoke and alcohol trailing after them. It's late. Late enough to be considered early as Sami trips over themselves crossing the threshold. They shush a wall when they bump into it and make a bit of a noise, one hand gripping a half-empty bottle of whiskey. They manage--somehow--to kick off their shoes without totally falling over and creep into the bathroom briefly.

When they return, they're grinning drunkenly as they unsteadily wander to Leo's bed. They trip slightly as they reach the edge, falling over her sleeping form a little. They grab the headboard to steady themselves, laughter stumbling past their lips. A hand grips Leo's shoulder, perhaps a little tighter than necessary.

"Hey...'ey, psssttt..." Xe leans over by her ear, curls drooping down and tickling the side of her face. "I brought you something..."

The rest of the drive is quiet but she doesn’t mind it at all. The soft roar of the road coupled with a low song playing through the radio pulls her focus from the past. Sami was looking worse for wear and she figured he needed the quiet as well.

The motel looks sketchy, a blinking vacancy sign somewhat ominous. As Sami ushers her ahead, she glances back at him a few times while walking. Perhaps a little afraid they might try to take off running and get themselves lost. A little time passes while she works out the details of getting a room. At least it was cheap.

“Hey.” Leo’s voice is soft when she returns and pops the trunk to retrieve her bag. “Here.” A key for the room is handed to them. “I’m going tp go get settled in, you come in whenever you’re ready, okay?” A tired smile. “Just be careful, looks sketchy out here.”

The room isn’t as bad as she thought it would be. Her bag slings to one of the beds, hands rubbing over her face when she steps to the bathroom. She looks like absolute shit. Two little pills are taken from a bottle and practically gulped down before being hidden back in her bag. A quick shower is taken, then she crawls into bed. Still no sign of Sami. She does her best to stay awake and wait for them to come in, but the lull of the painkillers is too much for her to fight; she falls asleep.

[crunchie-morris]

Thinking about the straight people I know going to see the GUTS tour this week who won’t be able to appreciate Chappell Roan like I do

[chronicowboy]

u ever just want to

[samyistrying]

https://www.pillowfort.social/posts/1233707 !click for Full Version!

“I party like a rock star. Look like a movie star. Play like a allstar. F$ck like a p$rno star. Baby I’m a superstar” ~  Superstar, Jump Smokers (aka Draco’s Life Motto™)

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Okay, second try because Tumblr banned the full thing IMMEDIATELY (thanks) CLICK THE LINK FOR MORE! DON’T BE SCARED!

Felt the need to draw Draco + ponytail and well yeah... it’s just a sketch because I can’t find a good excuse to finish... well... this... and I’ve got MerMay stuff to draw!

Yeah so uhm... enjoy my very first spicy Drarry drawing!

[crunchie-morris]

Girlboss? Nah, girlunion, and girlstrike.

[wnightingales]

I love one (1) Canadian

[beardedbarba]

I keep looking at that picture of Sami and Shane and giggling.

[crunchie-morris]

Mom:

Dad:

[frentique]