#shuffle card is rly good also

[yume-fanfare]

tomoya's cards are quite hit or miss in !! era but i think sanctuary is still his best bloomed there (best unbloomed is parallel world no contest)

[thornsandbrambles]

-decks that appropriate from indigenous cultures/in general

-decks that have inaccurate and/or really unclear booklets

-decks that have no booklet but sometimes thats nbd depends on the deck (i have one oracle deck i L O V E that came with no booklet and somehow i always get VERY clear readings from it)

-specifically related to fandom themed decks, if they have characters on the cards that make no sense or really minor characters that nobody fucking knows who they are so they can fill up tje deck.... thats a bad deck

-decks where the booklet doesn't tell you what reversals mean (it's not hard to google but the results are often a cesspool of new age nonsense)

-decks that are only major/minor arcana or not complete decks in some way (unless they're like that bc they're historical decks and that's period accurate then they get a pass)

-decks with a clearly incorrect (read: fluffy and/or too "soft") interpretation of either angels OR fae. like girlie have you ever met a fae/angel in your life. i think not.

-decks that dont have enough energy put into them bc the vibes are usually not strong enough to get good readings with them (iykyk)(they just dont feel "alive" enough and i fucking hate that)

-decks that have incorrect or weird interpretations of a culture and/or gods/goddesses (similar to appropriation but not QUITE the same)

-decks that act like all gods and goddesses are interchangable and/or multiple facets of one entity

-too big (i have tiny hands helpppp. like child gloves fit me xvnsbdgxhxvbdb)

-decks that have ugly art.... like no shade to the artists but some decks its like.... maybe u shld have hired someone 2 do this for u girlie (gn)

-decks that are like. sooooo new agey. i cannot explain this clearly but i hope y'all get it. iykyk.

-too small (hard 2 shuffle)

-decks where the art has nothing to do with the meaning of the card

-xtian themed in any way (just not my thing)

-decks that are too mean (i prefer decks that are direct but friendly yfm)

-decks that just in general have like. either too much or not enough going on art-wise. like if there's too MUCH symbolism i get lost. if there' not ENOUGH im like.... girlie there is nothing HERE. there's a delicate balance.

-decks that DONT rely on symbolism at ALL and are like heeheehoohoo pretty picture. like. what am i supposed to be reading exactly.

-anything wiccan, especially of the new agey variety 🤢

-rider-waite is far from my favorite deck. hate the art hate the appropriation dont like the vibes. i do not like it. it was my first deck and i gave it away after i got a new one 💀 (also it was rly small)

-if the back of the cards is like..... unpleasant to look at, easy to tell when the cards are flipped, something like a mandala or too busy or migraine inducing etc im not a fan

-tacky decks.

-if the fool card is a fucking mirror im out you dont know me girl (gn) why are you blasting me like this (i used to think this was kind of cool but as ive grown in my craft now it makes me roll my eyes)

-i also dont particularly like lenormand decks fsr they just do not vibe with me

-i dont mind decks with sex as a theme TECHNICALLY but it has to be TASTEFUL and very few of them are. also i prefer there not to be a LOT of nudity in my decks but i dont mind a little bit

-basically everything else on your list except ive never had/used a gilded deck

anyway this is probably an incomplete list but this is getting long sooooo yk 😂 im v picky about my decks as you can see but i have collected a lot of them thru the years (over time i think ive had like.... 8???? of them??? [estimate] and right now i have. 6 not including 2 playing card sets that i COULD use for readings but havent). I feel like I know my deck needs pretty well.

my tarot/oracle deck icks:

- overly feminine/“divine feminine” themes

- decks that use the g slur for the ~aesthetic~

- decks that appropriate chakras, kabbalah, indigenous symbols, etc.

- any deck that has “sexual” in the title ((or just decks that are sex themed lol))

- not the biggest fan of decks that are gilded?? it hurts my hands when i shuffle idk

- pip decks ((decks that don’t have actual art for the minor arcana))

- ANY DECK THAT INCLUDES LILITH AS A GODDESS

feel free to add on with your icks bc i’m curious

[shingia]

✗ HQ BOYS AND THEIR HIDDEN TALENTS ✗

aka the things you’re most likely to discover after a few weeks/months of being around them

-> multi

-> reblogs help a lot !

HINATA : HULA HOOPING FOR AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME

if you ever need some peace and quiet (while studying for example), just ask hinata to show you how good he is at hula hooping and you won’t be bothered for quite some time. he’s so determinate that he won’t stop until you take the hoop back yourself

KAGEYAMA : SHUFFLING CARDS

he’s on some casino type of shit, i’m telling you. he’d riffle shuffle the cards without even trying that hard - and yes, it’s a pretty hot thing to watch. i mean, he has very nice hands 👀

YAMAGUCHI : GUESSING PEOPLE’S ZODIAC SIGNS

you guys were enjoying a nice afternoon in a café and he randomly started to analyze the man ordering at the counter before turning back at you like « definitely a virgo ». he was very embarrassed when you actually went to the man to ask him about his sign tho. but it turned out yamaguchi was right (once again)

TSUKISHIMA : PREDICTING THE END OF A MOVIE

tsukki is the kind of person you don’t want to have by your side when you’re watching a psychological thriller, because no matter what the plot twist is, he’ll guess it halfway through the movie. and no he doesn’t keep it to himself

TANAKA : RAPPING EXTREMELY FAST

he’s the kind of guy who knows how to rap « rap god » and won’t shut up about it. and noya is definitely not helping because he hypes him up every single time. i just know that tanaka actually considered becoming a rapper at some point in his teen years

NOYA : RUNNING WITH HIGH HEELS

don’t ask how he discovered this talent, but it’s here now and for some reason it always comes up at some point during a party. this man can literally sprint in 6 inches stilettos

DAICHI : BEING INSANELY GOOD AT JUST DANCE

don’t get me wrong, he is a terrible dancer. yet he always gets the highest score, even if he’s doing it all wrong. sadly, nobody wants to play with him anymore because it’s very frustrating

SUGA : USING PHOTOSHOP

he knows it can be a pretty useful talent, but he also knows that he hasn’t unlocked its full potential for now. so he just keeps it in the back of his mind, waiting for THE DAY when it’ll really come in handy

ASAHI : FINDING SOMEONE IN A CROWD

you (or anyone else, really) could be lost in a crowd similar to those on black fridays and he would still be able to find you in a split second. you almost suspect him to have a radar of some kind

KUROO : IMITATING THE SINGING OF BIRDS

one time he showed you his talent while you were taking a walk in the park, and you basically got assaulted by every bird around. but kuroo was still very very proud of himself

KENMA : CHOOSING THE FASTEST LINE AT THE SUPERMARKET

i have no explanation for that, i just know that kenma is one of those people who somehow always choose the fastest line, he’s like a lucky charm that you bring grocery shopping with you on busy days

LEV : UNDERSTANDING BABIES

sometimes he even does a better job than the parents of the baby. he can have entire conversations with a toddler, and it lowkey impresses everyone (yaku says it’s because they have the same mental age)

BOKUTO : WINNING AT ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

do i need to explain this more ?? he’s ridiculously good at this game, even though he has absolutely zero strategy or knowledge of mental mechanisms. which is why he uses this talent to make every single decision

AKAASHI : CHUGGING BEER

yup, you heard me. he discovered this when he started attending kind of ‘wilder’ parties after high school. but he rarely uses this talent because he thinks it’s the most useless thing ever

USHIJIMA : GUESSING THE BREED OF ANY CAT OR DOG

he never gets it wrong. tbh he doesn’t even know where all this knowledge about breeds comes from, but now that it’s here, might as well make the most of it, right ?

TENDOU : 👏🏼HE👏🏼CAN👏🏼DO👏🏼THE👏🏼SPLITS👏🏼

he says that he just tried it one day and boom: he touched the floor. but you suspect that he actually trained quite a lot to get there. also, he doesn’t even need to warm up before, just ask and you shall receive immediately

SEMI : REMEMBERING ACTORS IN MOVIES

you know that moment when you’re watching a movie and you just know you’ve already seen this actor somewhere but you can’t remember where ? well no need to ask google, semi always has the answer to your question

ATSUMU : MEMORIZING TV COMMERCIALS

now i know tv commercials always stick with us at least a little bit. but atsumu’s brain is FULL OF THEM. he can repeat literally any commercial with the exact same words, intonation and rhythm (he memorizes the dumbest ones rly easily)

OSAMU : CRYING ON COMMAND

he developed this ability when he was a kid, because he used to go crying to his mom and pretend that atsumu had been mean to him : it was the easiest way to get what he wanted. atsumu definitely feared this talent, to the point that samu only had to threaten to fake-cry to get whatever toy he wanted from his brother

SUNA : IMITATING HANDWRITINGS

he can imitate literally anyone’s handwriting - including celebrities’ autographs - and it’s common knowledge at inarizaki so many students come to him when they need a fake signature or a fake absence note. he may or may not have started to make people pay for his services

KITA : GAMBLING

he is extremely good at bluffing and everyone always underestimates him, which makes it much easier. he never plays with real money tho, but if he did, he would be pretty rich by now

SAKUSA : THE ABSOLUTE BLIND TEST MASTER

he’s not the type of guy that will scream the answer to make sure everyone hears him, but if you pay attention to him during the game you’ll see that he always gets the title and the artist at least thirty seconds before everyone else, even if he keeps it to himself

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[binniesthighs]

hi!! i rly liked your first writing it was so cute and you described jisung so well too! can i request a friends to lovers with han? kinda slow burn like they're really good friends but jisung gets jealous of her close friend and reader secretly likes him too but she doesnt wanna ruin the things between them so... one day they get into a fight and they end up making out😳 bc shes like "wtf we're friends" smut is ok but just a make out would be fine too the details r up to u💗

why yes you can! Thank you for requesting hehe you are my first ask ever  ♡ I hope that you like it, here’s some best friend ‘sungie for ya :)   

all yours | reader x jisung |

Paring: self-insert, female reader x han jisung

Genre: fluff ‘n a lil bit of smut & angst  

Tags: student!reader, bestfriend!jisung, lab partner!felix (haha), friends to lovers, mutual pining, best friend au, college au, jealousy, slow-ish burn, mentions of exams, some yelling, reader is secretly whipped for jisung (and jisung for the reader), explicit language, marking, that good good makin’ out

Word count: 2.4k

“Hey!”

The little ball of paper that you had crinkled up bounced off Jisung’s arm with a soft pat.

“What happened to studying together? You said that you were gonna quiz me.”

Jisung’s eyes popped up from his phone screen looking a little bewildered. “Sorry, I just...got a little distracted.

“Distracted? Looking at what?”

“Oh, nothing.” He placed his phone down, clicking it off.

“Is “nothing” code for some girl’s Instagram?” You dished him out a teasing smirk. “I think you forget that I know you better than you know yourself sometimes.”

Jisung shuffled the papers in front of him pretending like he had something to do. “Psh. I was not.”

“--Does she go to school here?”

“I told you, I said no.” He furrowed his brow trying to look as serious as possible, but that was nearly impossible for someone as naturally adorable as him. “Why are you drilling me? Aren’t you supposed to be doing some work right now?”

“~So are you~” You teasingly sang back to him, giving him a kick under the table just for good measure.

Jisung threw your balled up paper ball back to you. “Let’s just get back to what we were doing so we can leave. I don’t wanna end up like him.”

He nodded over to the end of your table where a student had fallen asleep mid-chapter. His nose twitched and he snorted a little bit. You knew exactly what Jisung meant, you didn’t want to be at the library at 11pm on a Tuesday either; it was your better judgement that told you.

“Can we get food after this?” Jisung asked after approximately five minutes of “working.”

“Sounds good to me.” You quipped, barely allowing your eyes to leave your computer screen. You found that you always had to try you best to let him not distract you. He was really good at that.

You slid a stack of index cards in front of him. “Ask me these? I’m having a hard time getting the Latin names down...if you’re not busy?”

“Nope!” He piped, and shoved his notebook away.

“Okay!” He said with determination and a little bounce. He fixed his oversized hoodie before starting, looking adorably lost in the fabric.

He asked you the first question, but it barely met your ears. There you were, getting distracted by him again.

screw you Han Jisung, you thought to yourself.

☆。*。☆。

“I just don’t understand how you make sense of all that crap, I could never be a science major like you are.”

“--And I could never understand production like you do.”

“And this is why we work.” Jisung grinned with smiling eyes while he opened the library door for you. “I’m starving, I can’t stop thinking about--”

“--Y/n??” A voice called from behind the two of you.

The two of you whipped your heads back to see a loveable looking blonde and freckled boy bounding to catch up with you. It was Felix, your lab partner from zoology. The two of you were nothing more than classroom friends, but his friendly kindness was always something that brightened up your terrible 9 am lab.

“Felix!” You beamed, holding the door so it wouldn’t close on him. “Are you here studying for the exam as well?”

“Oh yeah, I just...my brain couldn’t take it any more,” He sarcastically mimed his head pains, “I just need to get some sleep now.”

“I just don’t get how they expect us to know all of those phyla like its nothing.”

“I know right?’ He chuckled.

Next to you, Jisung silently poked at the elevator button to go down.

“Is it alright if I head down with you guys?”

“Of course!” You motioned him in.

Once the doors had closed, the three of you found a different corner of the small box to plant yourselves in.

“shit-sorry, Felix, I didn’t introduce you, this is Jisung.”

“Hi!” Felix shone, and Jisung gave him a curt nod back.

Felix waved to two of you goodbye, leaving you in the nighttime snow. You noticed that as Felix walked away he had a little bounce to his step; and you couldn’t help but crack a little smile.

“Our usual?” Jisung asked you with a little edge to his voice.

You linked your arm around his, letting out a little shrill sound when the fabric of your two coat sleeves met. “Sounds good to me!” You nuzzled up into him while both of your bodies’ heat intermingled.

The two of you walked on under the streetlights which illuminated the falling flakes in streams of light. You never loosened your grip, as had become your habit lately when the two of you walked around. Jisung never seemed to mind; the two of you had been mistaken for a couple more than enough times thanks to it. When it did happen, it didn’t phase you at all. Being close to Jisung was like second nature to you.

The whole walk over Jisung never uttered a word, which was uncharacteristic of his usual boisterous self.

“Is everything okay?”

He sniffled, “Yeah, I think I just got kinda tired out of nowhere.”

“Ah.” You mouthed, and squeezed his arm a little harder.

After a moment’s silence, he somberly announced, “If you’re in the same class as him, maybe you should study with him.”

“Huh.” You tsked. “Yeah, I mean I never thought about that before...I guess that could do me some good.”

You looked slightly up to him: a product of him being slightly taller than you. His brown eyes remained stoic, and you couldn’t figure out why. You hated it when he wouldn’t tell you what was wrong, but he was also stubborn at letting up.

“But thank you for helping me tonight! You know that I reeealy appreciate it.” You turned your tone as cutesy as you could--Jisung hated it, but you knew that it could bring a smile to his face.

His gaze softened a bit. “Anytime. You’d do the same for me.”

☆。*。☆。

Jisung rested his head on your shoulder on the bus ride home with his phone weakly held in his hand. One more bump in the road and you knew that it would go flying so you carefully took it into your own lap where it would be safe. You wouldn’t dare moving an inch because you had a feeling that he had closed his eyes. Time had slipped past 1am, and you had to keep fighting yawns yourself. The bus driver had been blasting the heat, so it wasn’t hard at all for you to feel cozy.

You glanced down at his open hand in his lap. It looked exactly like he was beckoning for you to scoop it up in your own. You wondered what what happen if you did. What would he think of it? Would he think anything of it? You had held hands before, but every time you had it had been under purely platonic pretenses. If you just grabbed it now, what would the pretenses be then? The two of you cozied up on a bus: that was something that couples did.

You shut your eyes closed tightly and tried your best to banish all the thoughts clouding your head.

Jisung’s hand twitched, looking even more inviting.

screw you Han Jisung.

☆。*。☆。

[7:14pm]

jisung: you want to come over? Changbin is cooking and i don’t wanna eat whatever he’s making alone

[7:31pm]

me: sorry, I’m studying with Felix at the library, I think that we are gonna be here late. It’s all the Latin, I’m drowning in the Latin, Sung.

I’m sorry.

see you Friday once I’m out of this hell?

[7:34pm]

jisung: see you friday.

☆。*。☆。

You pounded on the door to Jisung’s apartment with your phone in hand, the white screen showing you the number that you had worked so hard for.

“Open the door!” You called giddily. “Jisung! I know that you’re in here, we need to celebrate! ~I can treat youuu~”

Just as you were about to knock again, the door swung open, revealing a wet haired Jisung in his grey sweats and tee. His brown strands of hair were scattered around his head while he rubbed at them with a towel.

“Shit! Can’t I shower?” He jested.

It took all your will power not to ogle him more. He looked devastatingly handsome, but you swallowed down how utterly flustered he had made you.

You cleared your throat, “Uh...sorry...” then remembered your phone in your hand. “I got a 96! Can you believe it! I’m even surprised too, when I was taking the test I just got so nervous...”

“All that studying paid off huh?” He cockily rose an eyebrow. “You can go ahead and thank me now, without my help...” He shrugged with a grin.

You invited yourself in and threw your bag down at the door like you usually did.

“Thank youuu” You sung. “Oh! And studying with Felix really paid off too.” You took off your shoes, thinking of how nice it had been to finally study with someone who knew your class topics. Not that Jisung wasn’t helpful, but you and Felix were on the same page. “He knew it all way more than I did, so he was super helpful. I forgot to text him--”

Jisung closed the door behind you with a slam that made you jump. He moved away from you, not meeting your eyes. The air around the two of you suddenly became thick with something that did not feel as excited as you just were.

“...do you wanna maybe watch a movie?” You moved closer. “Or we could get some deliv--”

“--Why even bother coming over here?” Jisung suddenly huffed.

“What?”

Jisung’s words flew out of his mouth sharply, “If he was so helpful? What are you doing here, huh?”

“Jisung, I don’t understand...” Your heartbeat quickened in your chest and you felt anxiety swell there as well. Jisung never spoke to you like this. He never sounded like this.

He growled out a little sound in frustration. “I-I just...can’t believe you--”

“--Me? Jisung, what did I do?” You threw your arms up, genuinely confused.

He ran his fingertips over his temples and let out a deep exhale. “Y/n, don’t pretend like you don’t know what you’re doing.”

Your temper started to become seething and you felt your ears get hot. “Tell me Jisung. Tell me what I did. And while you’re at it, what has been up with you these past few days? Being short with me, and distant, yeah-I’ve noticed...what are you doing??”

Jisung heaved breaths in and out of his chest, then ran a hand through his hair. He still couldn’t meet your eyes.

For a moment, a flash of panic surged in your head, making your heart ache with an unexpected pain. You truly didn’t know what he had meant, and if you had made a mistake, you knew it could mean loosing him. God, that was the last thing in the world you wanted. It always was.

“If I did something wrong tell me because clearly I don’t know!!” You yelled back at him, straining your throat.

He walked up to you, then grabbed your shoulders with a firm grip. Finally, you saw his eyes, brown and soft, holding a type of pain that you hadn’t seen in him before.

screw you, Han Jisung.

“Jisung, I--”

You were shoved by the shoulders in milliseconds to the door behind you, the impact nearly knocking the wind out of you. You gasped in your surprise, but your mouth was immediately shut by Jisung ramming his lips into yours. His hands needily took your face into his palms with his mouth blazing with hunger for you.

It took you a moment to realize what had just happened and steady yourself after being so startled. His lips were so soft and warm, your brain had a hard time recognizing that he was really doing this. His haste made no indication of stopping so you let yourself do what you had wanted to do for years: you kissed him back with everything that you had.

As soon as you did so, he let out little desperate moans between your lips in response. You let your arms wrap around his back and he fell into them just right. Naturally you took one of your hands to the back of his head and tangled up your fingers in his hair. God, it all felt so good. Jisung snaked his arms around your waist and pulled you into him with force, crashing your hips together.

The two of you clumsily made your way to the couch where he threw you down and crawled over top of you just as fast. He moved to your neck then traversed around your skin, sending shivers all through your body. Your hands eagerly found his back where you dug into him, wanting to be impossibly close. To your side, he carefully took your hand in his, weaving all of your fingers together.

Jisung pressed down into you and began to suck at your neck without holding himself back. It was such an intense feeling that couldn’t help but moan out something you didn’t know you could. You felt his mouth turn into a grin on your skin while he continued. It stung a little when he removed his lips, but he gently kissed each mark as if he was soothing it once he was done. He stopped to admire the little array of purple bruises he had made.  

“I want you all to myself.”  Jisung’s voice was hoarse, but still honey-covered in desire.

“What are we doing?” You asked him in breathless disbelief.

“I’ve wanted to do this for so long.” He whispered, and appeared to calm his breaths. “I don’t care.”

"You don’t?”

“Why should I?” He cocked his head and used his free hand to caress your face.

“--That this could change things between us?”

“You don’t want it too?” He looked a little confused.

You felt a warmth rush to your cheeks.  “--No! I do, I do...trust me.”

“Then can I kiss you some more?” Jisung grinned down at you as loving as he always had, but this time it meant something slightly different.

“...please.”

He lowered back onto you, connecting your lips once more. Jisung’s tongue languidly smoothed onto yours and you already felt intoxicated by the feeling. You tightened your fingers around his.

I’ve always been yours.

[everythingthemoontouches]

hellooooo. are ur free readings still open? i am r ✨ a cancer and was wondering if you could tell me something about the love energies in my life? i just came out of a failed talking stage w someone (a friend) that didnt rly work out. is there hope for me 🙏

Clairaudient mesaage:

You are loved. You are cherished. Focus on sisterhood. There is someone for you.

Know your worth. Endings alway bring new beginnings. Like when a plant dies and a new seed germinates. When you linger at endings, you miss the beginning of the latest feature film. Take up gardening. Spend time with your pets. Birds? See if you wanna leave some water out or build a birdhouse. Your Guardian angel is probably tired by how sad you are. She's shaking her head cuz she knows there's something very special planned for you. The sun is creeping up at the horizon so stop staring at the shadows a d look up behind you. Lekin raat ke baad hi savera Hota Hai.the darkest hour of the night is the one before dawn.

Your energy reminds me of a cancer man taking me to a really fancy imported chocolate store and offering to let me pick which ones to buy. I turned him down and I wonder if you do this too? We accept the love we think we deserve?

What's loveable about you : your enthusiasm, spirit of discovery. You have a cautiously optimistic approach and you love learning about people's culture, traditions, ideology and values. People feel heard and a warm rush if affection for you. You're a gentle bonfire on a cold snowy winter morn, special snowflake (is that an insult these days? I think it's rather a cute name). Also you may be fun to travel or go exploring with. Think Sagittarius good natured charm and lucky vibes. Salamanders may be significant to you.

What's challenging you : needing to start over. I shit you not. But I think you'll receive signs wehne the timing us off. You're rebuilding yourself. Get your confidence back up. Order some roses. Or, create a romantic checklist / vision board on pinterest. Pamper yourself. Style your hair. Moisturize. Do some crown Chakra meditations. Listen to Isabella goddess energy videos. Just reaffirm your beauty to yourself. Also, if you're a guy, just do things that make you feel more love for you. I saw a post about a plushie being handed a plushie toy, voodoo doll of himself and being told to treat little him Nicely. ( no risqué stuff implied okay) talk to your friends.

The tower card flopped out so this is a time of learning, rebuilding, change and transition for you. You could be feeling a bit shaken by what happened but you'll survive.

As for these 3 months, I think it's a self discovery journey more than anything else. Any energetic blocks in your love life are smaller than you picture them. You're loved more than you know. I legit heard this bit while shuffling for you. Almost like an angel or a loving spiritual guide / protecting, brushing your hair aside and kissing your cheek reassuringly with the utmost love.

That's all for now.

Take care of yourself 💕 drink water. Eat strawberries. Wear pink / purple?

Purple specially

Toodles!

If you liked this reading, this reading be sure to check out my pick a cards list. Reblog if you'd like to help spread the word!

Thank you

Have a nice day 💐

[angstmatsuscenarios]

How about an Ichimatsu sickfic? I believe that’s within the limits of the rules. I dunno, maybe he tried to play it off as nothing, but stuff happens? I’ll just leave the rest to you. I rly like this blog and I’m excited to see the ask box open again!

Sickfic is not only welcome but also my forte, hehe. Here is some Ichi sickfic for you, hope you enjoy!

Warning for a brief mention of needles (drawing blood, very brief and non-graphic) under the cut:

At first Ichimatsu didn’t give much thought to the fatigue and sore throat he’d been suffering through all day--it had been annoying, but he figured it was probably just allergies, and had kept his face mask on the whole day. He’d felt lousy for the past couple of weeks, and figured it was nothing too bad.

By that night, though, he felt worse--he’d had no appetite at dinner, and it took nearly all of his energy to follow his brothers to the bathhouse. The soak in the hot water felt good to his aching muscles, but the walk home was excruciating, his legs trudging along slowly and his whole body shivering even though it wasn’t that cold out. When they finally got back home all he could do was crawl into the futon the second it was laid out and curl up in his spot, burying his face deep in the blankets.

“Does Ichimatsu seem okay to you?” he overheard Osomatsu ask the remaining brothers. 

“He looks rather pale, and he’s shaking…” Karamatsu noted, a hint of concern in his voice. “Perhaps he’s fallen ill?”

“Then we should force him to sleep in the other room,” Todomatsu asserted. “What if he’s contagious?”

“Have some heart for once, Todomatsu,” Choromatsu admonished him. “He’s wearing a mask, and besides, when has splitting us up ever stopped us from catching each other’s colds anyway?”

“I’m sure he’ll be okay!” Jyushimatsu said with assurance. “But he looks tired, we should let him rest.”

“Fine...but if we’re all coughing and sneezing by the next morning, don’t blame me,” Todomatsu replied curtly.

Ichimatsu would’ve chimed in with a “shut up and die, Todomatsu” had his throat not hurt so badly. Instead he hunkered down deeper in bed and closed his eyes, willing himself to fall asleep and hoping he’d feel better in the morning.

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Mhhh….I feel horrible….

It was the first thought to flicker in Ichimatsu’s mind as he sluggishly came to the next morning. He felt truly miserable, it had been a long time since he’d ever felt this sick...if he had before, now that he thought of it. He was dripping in sweat and wracked with chills all at once, his throat burned more painfully than it ever had before, and he was aware of a dull ache in his side. Not to mention, he was exhausted.

He sat up, slowly, but that brought on a wave of dizziness that made him feel like laying right back down again. His temples pulsated with an awful headache, and he brought his hands up to rub his bleary eyes and will some of the wooziness to go away. It didn’t.

Dammit….guess it wasn’t just allergies after all….

He groaned, reluctantly crawling out from under the futon. He was alone in the room--he assumed his brothers had gotten up to go eat breakfast and had left him to rest. The thought of food suddenly made him feel nauseous, but as much as he wanted to just go straight back to sleep he knew he at least needed to get medicine.

He stood slowly, the room swaying and his head spinning. He shuffled on wobbly legs into the hallway, pressing his hand against the wall for support. Every step was grueling, requiring so much effort it caused sweat to bead up on his forehead. 

What...the hell...is wrong with me…?

He was close to the stairs, just a few more steps...he gingerly put one foot in front of the other, then again…

But suddenly his legs gave out on him, folding so that he hit the floor with a weak grunt. He leaned all his weight against the wall, unable to support himself, whimpering quietly as he rubbed the sore spot on his side. 

Something’s wrong...this isn’t just the flu, is it…?

“Ichimatsu-niisan!”

Ichimatsu had been so zoned out he didn’t notice Jyushimatsu thundering up the stairs until he was by his side, kneeling next to him with a worried expression on his face. 

“Are you okay? I heard a thud, did you fall?” Jyushimatsu asked, and although he wasn’t exactly shouting his voice was loud enough to Ichimatsu’s pounding head to make his ears ring.

“N-no...don’t feel good…” Ichimatsu managed to groan out a response, his throat stinging so badly it made his eyes water. 

Jyushimatsu frowned. “You look awful...look at your neck, your glands are really swollen. And you’re super pale…” 

Still rambling, Jyushimatsu helped Ichimatsu slowly back to his feet. Ichimatsu was just barely aware as his brother practically carried him back to the sextuplets’ room and tucked him back into bed. All the while he wore an anxious expression that was very unlike the sunny fifth son’s usual disposition.

“I’m gonna get Mom, okay?” Jyushimatsu said, lightly patting Ichimatsu’s head. “She’ll help you, she always knows what to do.”

Ichimatsu only managed a feeble moan in response, closing his eyes. He’d never been this miserable when sick before, and it scared him...even scarier was that he didn’t have the energy to be as scared as he probably should be. He could only hope his mother could help him, though he doubted he would be cured by her gentle touch and homemade soup.

What’s going on…?

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After hearing that Ichimatsu had nearly passed out, Matsuyo insisted on taking him to the doctor. He hated doctors, but he was so out-of-it that he simply put up with the poking and prodding and blood-taking without much fuss (that was a real sign of how sick he was--he didn’t put up a fight when he saw the needle, just turned his head in the other direction and kept his eyes shut tight when his blood was drawn).

Fortunately, it wasn’t long before they received a diagnosis...but unfortunately, it was more serious than anticipated. According to the doctor Ichimatsu had mononucleosis. That explained why he’d felt so run-down for the last few weeks, and also why the glands in his neck were so swollen. The doctor went on to explain that it was the reason Ichimatsu’s side hurt, too--his spleen was swollen, a fact that thoroughly freaked him out, though the doctor said as long as he was careful not to injure his spleen and cause it to rupture the swelling would most likely go down sooner rather than later (the word “rupture” only induced more panic).  

There wasn’t much that could be done to treat mono, either--the most vital thing was rest. It could take weeks, even months, for someone to recover completely from mono, Ichimatsu discovered, and while it didn’t affect him too much since he had no job or school to worry about...the idea of being sick for so long was scary. He couldn’t imagine going more than a few days feeling this crappy, but weeks? Months?! Not to mention, it meant staying home and resting that whole time...he wasn’t much for leaving the house to begin with, but not be able to visit his cat friends in the alley, or join his brothers when they went to Chibita’s? He hated the thought of being excluded from all of that for who knew how long.

The doctor tried to be reassuring, insisting it was possible to have a speedier recovery as long as he took good care of himself, but all Ichimatsu felt was dread. It was awful news, he couldn’t even pretend there was a bright side to it. 

When Ichimatsu got home from the doctor, he’d found his brothers had set up a temporary room for him in the spare room. It wasn’t just that his mono was potentially contagious, but they insisted it would be easier for him to recuperate if he had peace and quiet while he rested. He wanted to call bull on that last claim, but was so tired that he just crawled right into his futon in his “new” room and went right to sleep without protest.

Days passed by. It wasn’t long before Ichimatsu started to feel bored and lonely. He felt marginally better than he had the first couple of days, but he was still nowhere near well, and the thought was depressing to him that he’d have a long time of feeling this way.  

He spent most of his time sleeping. He didn’t have the energy for much else. Sometimes his mother popped in to give him food (which he hardly ate��his throat hurt too much and his appetite was pretty much nonexistent), and other times one of his brothers would pay a quick visit (wearing a mask, not surprisingly). It was nice, but not the same as being with them like usual, and once they left he felt sad again. 

Gradually, though, Jyushimatsu began spending more and more time with him. He’d sit at Ichimatsu’s bedside for hours, playing a game or reading a manga or sorting his baseball cards—activities he didn’t always possess much patience for, being as active as he was. He made light conversation with Ichimatsu, though kept it to a minimum, knowing Ichimatsu wasn’t much for talking. It was the quietest and most still Jyushimatsu had ever been.

Ichimatsu was grateful for the company, but he felt guilty as well. Surely this wasn’t what Jyushimatsu felt like doing—this had to be cutting into his baseball time, which he treasured. Ichimatsu didn’t want both of them to be trapped inside all the time, not when Jyushimatsu was well and could do whatever he wanted.

“Jyushi,” Ichimatsu spoke up one afternoon, his voice rusty. Jyushimatsu had been poring over a baseball book, but perked up at the sound of Ichimatsu’s voice. “You don’t have to stay with me all the time...you can go outside and play baseball or whatever you want. I feel bad if you’re staying in all the time because of me.”

Jyushimatsu offered a bright smile. “But, Ichimatsu-niisan, I am doing what I want!” he insisted, crawling closer to his brother. “It must suck being sick in bed for so long. I wouldn’t want to be alone all the time if it were me. Besides, I have my most fun when I’m with you—even if you can’t do much now, I like being with you. And baseball isn’t the same without you there, either.”

“Really…?” Ichimatsu wasn’t so sure about that. How much fun could he be?

“Really!” Jyushimatsu nodded enthusiastically. “You’re my best friend, I’ll always stay by your side! And it won’t be like this forever either, sooner or later you’ll recover and we can get right back to playing! So just keep your chin up, okay, Niisan?”

Ichimatsu blinked, just a little surprised...not to mention touched. Jyushimatsu really did just want to spend time with him, even if that time consisted of doing nothing more than hanging out in the same room together while he slept. Jyushimatsu really was his best friend, and even though he still felt terrible that realization made him feel just a little better.

“Thank you, Jyushi...I’ll try.”

“You’ll be back to yourself in no time!” Jyushimatsu enthused with a grin that made Ichimatsu believe it. “Anyway, why don’t I read to you from my book until you fall asleep?”

“I’d like that. Thanks.”

With that, Jyushimatsu settled down right beside Ichimatsu and started reading, angling the book so they could both see inside. Ichimatsu wasn’t particularly interested in baseball facts and stats, but it was comforting being read to, and Jyushimatsu’s surprisingly soft voice soon lulled him into sleep.

It would take time for him to get better, but with Jyushimatsu by his side, maybe the road to recovery wouldn’t be as awful as it seemed.

[lustingtc]

25th November 2019

(A day late ik shut it >:(( )

BUT OH MY 🥰🥰🥰

It was a time ☺️☺️

For a lesson I was literally so distraught abt (cuz I’d be alone lol) it was..? So good???

I was hesitant to go to lesson so I was chatting to O, outside T’s class n 😳😳😳😳

T locked eye with me and SMILED SM!!! 🥰🥰 he was like “K, get into our lesson please!”

N I’m so fucking nervous n awkward n was like 😳 >.>... 🚶‍♀️n headed into his lesson,,, he was so cute doe 🥺🥺🥺💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

He was so happy today.

N aaaaaaa,,, 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕🥰🥰🥰🥰

T was doing the register is this really weird voice??? It was rly high pitched and everyone was like 😒

But OFC my ass was like 🥴🥴 sat there

He did the voice when he said my name😔😔💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 baBE. Then promptly went “Haha... okay that’s annoying I’ll stop guys.”

The voice was like??? He’d just elongate everything. Idk... it was cute doe 🥰🥰🥰🥰

LMAO OH MY GOD

he started popping the teen pregnancy jokes out 😌😌 baby

(Our town is like rly skanky n awful lmao so it’s not uncommon)

But on the board it said ‘My nan is young’

N T went

“Yeah, you get a lot of young nans in [town] so it’s not impossible.”

BITCH. 💀💀💀

N the whole class was laughing but he was still laughing a little to himself after everyone was done... and so was I 😔😔

Funniest man in the world?

Absolutely. 🥇🎖🏆💯💯👌🏻😂

Anyways,,

He talked to me TWICE 😱😱😱

First is bc we where doing sum whiteboard shit n I never put my whiteboard up,, like idk?? It breaks my invisible safety bubble that makes me think I’m invisible but in actual fact everyone can see me but for the sake of me not going insane. No one can see me

Anyways,,,

He was like “Board up!” N I didn’t then he like locket eyes w me 😰😰😰😰

N told me to put my board up n it took me a moment to realise he was actually looking at me??? 😳😳😳😳

We where just vibing in each other’s eyes

So my awkward ass like picked it up rly stupidly n was like >_> he didn’t bother me after that 😌

But I think he gets it?? 😳😳😳 so 😌😌✌🏻

Aaaaaa,,

The 2nd time he talked to me 😳😳

We where playing this bingo n he has these cards he was shuffling

N I asked me to pick aaaaa!!! 🥰🥰🥰

“Tell me when to stop!”

“Now”

He paused looking into my eyes,

“Are you sure?”

I paused for a second, playing up the banter 🥰, and I was like

“Hm... I think so Sir.”

N he smiled 🥰🥰💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

THATS RIGHT

WE ARE COMEDY LEGENDS!!

He then went

“Ohhh... yikes. What a dry card, number 8!”

Ajenaksnwksn THIS MAN!! 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

Lmfao my fuck tho

HE STARTED DOING VOICES A FUCKIN AGAIN!

The card 99 was picked and he went

“NINEEEEE TEYYYY NIIIINEEEEEE!!”

He’s...

So. So. So. So dumb... and I love it 🥴🥴🥴🥴

But OMG!!!

He crowtched down to write n 🥰🥰🥰🥰

💝💞💓💗💖💘💕HIS ARMS 🥺🥺🥺🥺

They r so hairy and baby and oh my god they r the cutest and aaaaa!!

He also walked past me n 🥴🥴🥴

HE SMELLS SO GOOD!!

T smelt like flowers but like kinda masc flowers???? Lmao that is such a shit desc. but omg I have no way to desc it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

💝💞💓💗like I have NO words💗💖💘💕

He’s such a baby 🥺🥺🥺 the way he smiles... I can just incision the lines and the big smile on his face qwq hE,,,

ARG,,, enough w that soft shit 😳😳😳😳

HE LMFAOOO

His compute screen unfroze so we could see all the files n shit and like lmao

T’s file is called (his name but nick name ver)

“TTT*****////////\\\\\\\\#####!”

LMFAOOO ITS SO CUTE. HES SO DUMB AND JUST A FUCKING DORK!!!! 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕

Also

Lmfao

He dropped his clock ⏰

N the first person he looked to 😌💅🏻

Me.

His face was like 😬😬😬 n I was like trying not to fucking laugh wowneowsnwk

No one else apart from the 2 kids in front of me saw but lmfao,,, hes so dumb 😌😌😌

So sad 😭 lesson end.

Ain’t the end of T 😳

T used his dominance over me 😭😭💔

He really did it

He told me to get to tutor 😭😭😭😭

Lmao

I was hanging w dat #GANGSHIT before tutor n he was going into M’s and we locked eyes 👀

“Get to tutor please!”

My face was dead ass QwQ

N then I was like 😬😬😬 byeguys,,, and went to tutor 😭😭😭😭

#GetDommedOn 🤭😭💔

[dontatmethanks]

Part of your world

A leviHan fic (mermaid AU)

AN: Hello everyone 👋🏼 I’m back with another chapter and may I say thank you so much to everyone who reads, likes, and reblogs all of my fics (and art too) it means a lot rly 😔💕 before I got tumblr I used to just write original work (just for myself) and wouldn’t share it with anybody but myself because I was scared lol. But I love tumblr because you’re respected on this platform, it has allowed myself to become more comfortable in with my creativity😔👌💕💕...Anyways I hope you enjoys the new chap I cooked up!

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Chapter 3:

Two weeks fly by and Hange has noticed that Levi was becoming accustomed to his new pampered lifestyle. He had gotten used to her daily presence, but she wouldn’t say that he trusted her yet. He would still be wary around her, side eyeing her and keeping a comfortable distance between him when she would read to him or when they would do his daily physical therapy exercises. Or even when she would conversate with him, though she would do the most talking. The only time he would allow her to touch him was when she would check his wounds and examine him. She figured it would take a while to gain his trust but she was willing to be patient and work with him through every angle.

She grinned to herself as she sipped her cold brew, simultaneously pulling in to the driveway of the rehabilitation center. It was Monday morning and Hange was extra excited about going into work today. She noticed that Levi was very enraptured with the books that had illustrations in them, so she spent the weekend digging through her old books from when she was a child. She kept them in a box in her attic and forgot about them until now, she picked a few that she thought he would enjoy. It would make it easier for her to teach him to read with the lower level type of books.

“Good morning, Nifa!” She greeted the girl at the front desk as she walked in through the main building. Nifa smiled and greeted her with a less enthusiastic good morning.

“Did you sleep well?” Hange asks her as she punches in her card to clock in. Nifa nods, placing her cheek against the palm of her hand.

“Ah, yes I did, thank you. How’s the fish boy?”

Hange chuckles at the nickname and adjusts the strap of her handbag. “Levi? He’s doing okay, his injuries are healing nicely. His tail is a whole different story though.” She explains to Nifa somberly, girl grimaces. “I’m going to attempt to teach him how to read though.”

Nifa raises an eyebrow, “oh really? That’s interesting.” Hange nods and pats the bag that held the books she brought from home. “Brought him some picture books, they seem to be his favorite.”

“That’s cute.” Nifa says with a smile.

“Yeah, I’ll see you later okay?” Hange turns to walk to the elevator. “Take it easy Zoe!” Nifa calms as the elevator doors ding open. Hange waves at her and then steps inside, pressing the button for the second floor. When she reaches the second floor she steps out, waving to a few more staff members who pass by. She turns left into a walkway that connects to the research building. She almost runs into Nanaba who walks out of the labaratory.

“Hange, hi you’re not late.” Her Bestfriend chides at her. Hange hugs her and giggles, “Morning Nanabanana!”

Nanaba groans and detaches herself from Hange. “I have some samples to deliver, buuut you will have lunch with me right?”

“Of course.” Hange reassures her and Nanaba winks at her before walking away from her. Hange makes her way into her office and changes into her wet gear. She meets her assistant Moblit at an enclosure that belonged to her other charges, two juvenile Caribbean reef sharks. She named the larger one Sawney and the smaller one Bean, and them along with Levi were among her most precious patients.

“Morning Moblit!” She greets him with a warm smile, he smiles and nods at her from his kneeled position.

“Morning Dr.Hange, just finished registering their water temp, I’m gonna take a sample back to the lab.” He says gesturing to the hydroflask in his hand. Hange nods and kneels down, and dips her hand into the tank. Bean clumsily swims out towards her, nose bumping against her palm. The poor shark was born blind and his brother sawney had a bent dorsal fun from a boating accident a while back, the two were inseparable since birth.

“Have they eaten?” Hange asks him while petting Beans snout.

“Yes, I gave them some squid with their vitamins, sawney kept trying to eat Beans portion though.”

Hange shook her head at that, “Seriously Sawney? I though we were passed that.” The bigger shark payed her no mind, just swam away from her to sulk in a corner. Hange chuckles and stands, Moblit hands her his empty bucket.

“I’ll go feed Levi then.” She tells him and he nods and also stands, shoving the hydroflask in his kit.

Hange makes her way over to the observation deck that overlooks Levi’s enclosure, bucket of fresh sardines in one hand, medkit in the other and her handbag slung over her shoulder. Levi is already awake when she enters the compound. He’s sitting at the edge of the water and leaning against the rocks, half of his tail in the water.

“Good morning my beautiful Leviathan!” She greets the mer in a cheery tone. He doesn’t even acknowledge her presence, just glares up at the sky.

“Ah, you’re in a mood today.” She jokes, setting down the bucket and medkit. He directs his gaze towards her, steel eyes blank, and says nothing.

“I come bearing gifts.” She chides, patting her handbag. Levi’s eyes turn curious and he sits up from his position. Hange pushes the sardines towards him.

“Breakfast first.”

He snatches the bucket and devours the fish with gusto. Hange sits next to him, making sure to leave a comfortable distance between them. She pulls out the books from her bag and places them between them. Levi looks up from the empty bucket and at the books and then at her.

“More books?” He asks with a puzzled expression. Hange nods with a smile, taking one and showing it to him, he grabs it.

“These were from when I was a kid, I thought that we could start with something easy for you.” Hange explains to him, gesturing to the the illustrated books. Levi pauses.

“For...me?”

Hange nods. “ I’m gonna teach you how to read.” She answers with a goofy grin that made something flip inside him. He frowns.

“Why?”

“Why not, silly?”

Levi looked down at the book in his hands, the cover had a picture of a cartoon fish with colorful, sparkly scales. The corners of his eyes burned a little and he blinked a couple of times, vision blurring. Hange notices his distress, quickly jumping to attention she places a comforting hand of his shoulder.

“Oh, we don’t have to-”

He flinches violently, snapping his head towards her in alarm. Hange wrenches her hand back and apologizes. But then he surprises her by opening the book in his hands and looking up at her expectantly.

Hange blinks.

“Well?” The mer says, gesturing towards the book with his chin.

“R-right!” Hange stammers before shuffling closer to him.

She spends nearly all morning going through the ins and outs of the alphabet. Annunciating vowels and consonants, teaching him about the multiple sounds letters make when they are grouped up to make words. She reads the book with him slowly, allowing him to take his time with each letter and picture. The book was called the rainbow fish. It was about a beautiful fish with rainbow scales, he was the most beautiful fish in the sea. When a another little fish asked the rainbow fish to share one of his scales with him he refused, this caused all of the other fish to leave him. He was confused as to why they left him alone so he went to speak with a wise octopus for some advice. The octopus tells him that he should give his scales away and he agrees reluctantly. One by one he gives them away to every fish who asked him, until he only had one left. In the end he wasn’t as beautiful as before but he had so many friends know, he was now the happiest fish in the sea.

“That was shit.” Levi pouts as Hange closes the book.

“Oh? How come?” She asks him with an amused expression. He sits back against the rocks and crosses his scaly arms against his toned chest and frowns.

“That fish is stupid, why would he give away his scales to creatures he doesn’t even know? He looks like shit now.”

Hange laughs, a long breathy laugh brown eyes crinkle behind her glasses. Levi swallows.

“Well I think it’s a metaphor about making friends” She says to him and when he raises an eyebrow, she further elaborates. “He was the most beautiful fish in the beginning but the other fish didn’t want to be around him because of his selfish attitude. The giving away of his scales represents the partaking of friendship i think, and yea maybe he wasn’t ‘beautiful’ in the end but he didn’t care because he was happy.” She finished, giving Levi a bright smile that made him want to jump back into the water from how warm it made him.

“This one was always one of my favorites growing up.” Hange’s voice broke him out of his stupor. She strokes the cover of it gently, her smile turning a bit sad. “I never really had any friends growing up.”

Levi swallows hard, unsure of what to do to console the human that was in charge of his care.

Then he surprises himself.

“What am I then sea scum?” He says, instantly regretting those words when Hange stared at him in bewilderment. He looked away from her when he saw her mouth transform into a wide grin.

“Are you saying that you want to be friends? Eh Mr.grumpy fish?” Hange chided at him, leaning towards him. His cheeks burned.

“I-I didn’t say that, shitty glasses!” He glared at her and she burst out laughing. He growled and all but hauled himself off of the rocks and into the water, wincing from straining his injured tail.

“Forget it.” He said, head poking out as he glared at the space beside her.

“It’s okay, I know what you meant.” She winked at him and he narrowed his grey eyes at her and disappeared into the water. Hange chuckles to herself and checks her watch.

Oh crap.

She was late for lunch with Nanaba. Quickly grabbing her things, making sure to leave the books for Levi, she all but ran all the way to the cafeteria that was in the main building. Nanaba is already sitting at their usual table, Mike, Petra, Oluo, Moblit and Erwin were also there.

“Hi everyone!” She greets them, sliding in between Nanaba and Petra, the latter offering her a warm smile.

“Oh there she is, did you get your foot stuck in Sawney and Bean’s filter again?” Nanaba teases her, shoveling a forkfull of greens into her mouth.

“Sorry I got caught up with Levi, and I thought we agreed never to speak of that day ever again.” Hange jokes back at her and steals a cherry tomato from her tray and popping it in her mouth. She hums when the tart fruit bursts in her mouth.

“Oh how is he doing?” Oluo asks her as Petra tries to fend him off from stealing her fries.

“He’s doing well I think, his injuries healed nicely, save for his tail. He’s struggling to adjust with the lack of balance in the water, I’ve noticed that it still hurts for him when we work on his physical therapy. Although he still refuses to let me touch him throughout the exercises, he ends up straining himself.” She explains to them after swallowing.

“Poor thing sounds traumatized.” Says Petra And Hange hums solemnly.

“I sure would like to properly introduce myself, I feel like our first interaction was a bit harsh.” Moblit chimes in, the others nodding in agreement.

Hange nods at his statement, “I do want him to be exposed to more people, so he can learn from more human interaction. But I also don’t want to scare him.”

“You’ll have a good opportunity this week,” Erwin chimes in, munching on his bag of chips. “it’s recruitment week.”

“Recrui-OH! Yeah, I totally forgot about that!” Hange smacks herself on the forehead.

Of course, it was already June.

Every time summer rolls around, the rehabilitation center partners up with local summer camps to form recruitment week. Recruitment week is a program where they give kids who are in highscool an opportunity to intern at the Center, which also goes towards their community service hours.

Nanaba squealed with excitement, “ I love recruitment week, we get to meet new bright, young faces that will be serving us for the rest of the year!” She finishes of by clasping her her hands and placing them under her chin as a devious grin forms on her face.

Erwin sighs, “Nan, no those kids will not be your slaves, you scared off half of the last ones from the year before.”

“Aw but it’s just grunt work.” She pouted at her boss, he just shakes his head in dismay. Hange giggles to her self, stealing another tomato.

“Ah, the smell of springful youth and prepubescent hormones.” Whispers Mike from his sandwich, chewing slowly, eyes distant, as if he was looking through the past.

Erwin gives him a ‘what the fuck?’ face, gets up, grabs his tray and and walks away with a mournful expression.

Hange, Nanaba And Olou all burst out laughing, Olou ends up biting his tongue and cries out in pain. Petra grins around the fry in her mouth.

Hange chews thoughtfully, smile still plastered on her face.

Sawney and Bean are definitely going to love interacting with the kids.

She just hoped Levi would be up for it.

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AN: WoOoOoOo! There you go, Chapter three! I loved writing the funny interactions between Erwin and his subordinates 😂 I think I wanna add some ships that are other than LeviHan in this fic, lmk what ships you guys want to see🧐 Also I’m thinking of changing my username, but I have no idea to what😩 I would like some ideas so comment some ideas pls lmao.

AnWaYs, that’s all for now thank you for reading🤙🏼💕

part 4

[scige-archive]

welcome 2 my twisted mind ex dee ?

PREFERRED NAME — james uwu

PRONOUNS — she/they

AGE — 20

TIMEZONE — est

HOW OFTEN ARE YOU ONLINE? — everyday all day usually hjfdnkmg

HOW DID YOU HEAR OF WATERSHED? — i actually first found lockwood while going through the recommended blogs on mobile when you search up things via it (i think it was ‘new rp’ tht i searched) n then the next i checked they’d gone ovr to watershed n then there were Other Things bt i didnt end up joining until a few weeks or like a month later impulsively n now its been many months n im still here BJDNSKFMG love u guys

DISCORD — sniff #3644 where im also always online

OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA YOU’D LIKE TO SHARE — musing @svrgcnts​ n my pinterest is ‘big tid’ or offbrandsodapop uuuhh i dont think theres anything else!

MYER-BRIGGS — infp turned istp we call tht character growth

HP HOUSE — i honestly dont know anymore ive gotten all of the houses before bt ive just taken a test n i got slytherin so like :///

ZODIAC — aquarius!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY? — not to the point where it dictates who i like / dislike

DO YOU ENJOY ASTROLOGY? — ya im a slut for when things tell me what im supposed to be like bc i dont have a sense of identity

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED RPING ON TUMBLR — uh like 19 bt ive been rping since i was 10

WHAT YEAR WAS IT? — early 2018 so actually i might’ve been 18 for a lil bit DJNKFLG

NAME A RANDOM ROLEPLAY THAT STICKS OUT IN YOUR MEMORY — listen i’ve had many, many good experiences bt for some reason what came to mind first was a weird owner/slave smut rp tht i stumbled across (never joined bc im ... not like that) n i was just rly baffled by the concept even tho ik its a Thing bc i thought smut rps died out like in 2017 BJDNFKMG

WHAT WEIRD ANIMAL WOULD YOU HAVE AS A PET IF IT WAS REALISTIC — i want a fucking capybara

WHAT PET DO YOU GENUINELY CONSIDER GETTING SOMEDAY? — i want a cat even though im rly allergic to them

NAME THE FIRST SONG ON YOUR DISCOVER WEEKLY ON SPOTIFY OR THE FIRST SONG THAT COMES ON APPLE MUSIC / ITUNES SHUFFLE — the apocalypse made me brave by girlfriends

NAME A BOOK THAT YOU READ IN SCHOOL THAT YOU SURPRISINGLY LIKED — um probably like ,,, the crucible ,,,

NAME A BOOK YOU HATED THAT MOST PEOPLE LIKED — god i dont know i’m not hard to please bt i wont lie i also like ... didn’t finish half the books i was supposed to read in high school. of mice & men maybe ... i hated books that didn’t do much n just wrote a whole bunch of nothing even tho i like those books now ... i think bc they were for school ... outside of school i hated the hazelwood n i think that the grisha trilogy is a bit. weak. bt i love six of crows. n also the um. theres this one YA series tht i never read bt i can tell i dont like NJKSMDFFDG

WHAT TV SHOW DID YOU RECENTLY BINGE? WOULD YOU RECOMMEND IT? — schitt’s creek DSJKNFDGF um i’ve also been watching gossip girl a lot & also asoue & also also i just started watching um end of the f***ing world n its very good so ?? i watched the first episode of his dark materials n i liked it n i havent finished looking for alaska bt its also very good

WHAT FILM DID YOU LAST WATCH? DID YOU LIKE IT? — uuuhh i think it was scream tbh ??? and ya it was p swell

FAVOURITE QUOTE — im a slut for anne carson bt i cant name any quotes directly rn i have rocks for brains

LINK TO A VINE / TIK TOK / VIDEO THAT EXUDES YOUR ‘ENERGY’ — this immediately came to mind

DO YOU WRITE OUTSIDE OF RP? WHAT DO YOU WRITE? — i used to write outside of rp bt i havent in ages bt when i do its usually like modern magic / urban fantasy / whatevr those kinda elements n abt faeries bc i like faeries

THREE YOUTUBERS YOU STILL LOVE & TRUST — jenna marbles, micarah tewers, and uh ,,, claire frm bon apetit

A CELEBRITY CRUSH THAT JUST WON’T QUIT — cary elwes ... andrew scott ... anne hathaway ... first three tht came to mind

EVER MEET A CELEBRITY? SHARE YOUR STORY — no bt david dobrik was in miami and i was NOT and im UPSET bc i want his MONEY

WHAT’S YOUR PICTURE-PERFECT NIGHT? — i am not in pain. thats it thats all

A CONSPIRACY THEORY YOU KINDA BELIEVE IN — jeffrey epstein was murdered haha jk thats not a conspiracy theory thats FACTS

ARE ALIENS REAL? — ya sure why not

PLAY ANY PHONE GAMES? WHICH ONES? — lily’s garden please play im level 1241

PLAY ANY OTHER GAMES? WHICH ONES? — i played all the bioshock games n rly enjoyed them ... deponia the entire series which is still my favorite video game 2 this day

WHAT’S A FILM YOU LOVED WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND RECENTLY WATCHED, ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU DON’T ANYMORE — i never finished my rewatch of the golden compass bt thats just bc i didnt feel like finishing it uuuh ... i dont know i enjoy things too easily

DO YOU COLLECT ANYTHING? — buttons n seashells and rocks and flowers until theyre dead and then i collect dead flowers and then empty glass bottles that look kinda cool and jewelry boxes or tin containers and i used to kiss an index card every time i wore lipstick and kept it, i had over 100 filed away for no reason at all bt i lost them & then i also collect condoms :/

WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT BUT YOU’RE TOO LAZY? — i wna learn how 2 make jewelry n like ,,, embroidery bt i know how to embroider i just wanna get back into it n i wna learn like. knowledge. academic stuff too bt im also too lazy and im just a dumb old horse so :/

THREE LANGUAGES YOU DON’T SPEAK, BUT WISH YOU COULD — italian n french n ig spanish too

MOVIE YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN 5 TIMES — shrek ? austin powers ? princess diaries / elle enchanted ?? halloweentown n all the sequels ??

NAME A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM TV/FILM/MOVIE/GAME/BOOK THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF PROJECTING ON / YOU RELATE TO — shawn spencer frm psych, veronica mars, penelope garcia frm criminal minds, mike myers’ cat in the hat, dr. evil frm austin powers bt also his son scott evil, scooby doo probably, daria ??? i relate to my dog bodhi :/ puddles the clown

IS THERE ANY MEDIA (BOOK/MOVIE/GAME/TV SHOW) YOU FEEL CHANGED YOU IN SOME WAY? — six of crows / fleabag / deponia theyve all made me cry before bt like. continuously cry.

DO YOU FOLLOW ANY SPORTS? WHO DO YOU ROOT FOR? — no.

HOBBIES BESIDES WASTING AWAY HERE? — um. redacted

PLUG A TV SHOW / MOVIE / BOOK / VIDEO GAME / ETC… YOU WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD CHECK OUT — big fish directed by tim burton go stare at danny devito’s bare ass do it do it do it i never even finished the movie i dont think BJNSKDMLFG

TEAM EDWARD OR JACOB? (IF NOT APPLICABLE, WHO DO YOU LIKE MOST IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES) — edward

LAST MOVIE SEEN IN THEATRE — um thts rly hard bc i dont know bt i have a ticket so let me just check ,,, the joker i went n saw the joker

DO YOU STILL READ FOR FUN? — occasionally bt i dont have motivation so

IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU CURRENTLY READING? — n/a BDKFJ

ON A SCALE OF 1-10, HOW MUCH DID YOU HATE FILLING THIS OUT? – 5 bt thats just bc im not feeling gr8 today

[asongofbirdsandhounds]

sansan prompt list - MBD edition

This is just a little personal thing to throw down some ideas I have for creative endeavors based around SanSan using themes/lyrics from my favorite band Murder By Death. Normally I would just write this type of thing down in my idea journal but I also thought that others might be interested in some of the themes/ideas these songs inspire. I will always talk up this band to friends in the hopes they’ll enjoy and support them, and there are a few songs in particular that give me major SanSan feels. I guess technically, more songs give me Sandor feels, but I wouldn’t have those feels without SanSan, so here we are! There are even a song or two that match Sandor and Arya’s dynamic (not included, but one is called Piece by Piece, and it’s a Rly Good Song). I’ll put the rest under a read more, as I’m about to get incredibly rambly. and also song lyrics take up a lot of space. Feel free to get creative using any of these prompts too, if you so desire!

Before the song/lyric/prompt list, let me just explain you a MBD thing since they’re a huge creative inspiration and influence to me, as well as amazing musicians and story tellers through their music. Plus I’ve had the pleasure of seeing ‘em a bunch of times, and they’re some really rad down to earth individuals. (this is not a sponsored post I just really love this band wow.)

💀Murder By Death, or MBD as we’ll call them from here on, is a five piece “American Indie Rock Band” out of Bloomington, IN. However, my favorite musical genre description for them is “Gothic Folk Brooding Americana” ;3 Their sound is difficult to narrow down to a mere description, so I won’t get too into it, but what I want to focus on here is the song writing. At least a few of their albums are concept albums with coherent storylines or themes. Their second studio album *Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them? released in 2003, and was their first concept album however I am omitting it from this list as the themes aren’t really as relevant for this list, and their sound/style was not quite found yet at this point. It’s a really cool album though.*lmao had to make an edit here cuz i mixed up the title

In Bocca Al Lupo

A concept album with the themes of sin, punishment, guilt, and redemption. (HMMMMMMM SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR...) Despite those Very Relevant Themes, I won’t be using too many of these songs for my list, but there are definite Sandor feels throughout this album.

In the first song, Boy Decide ;

Some men crave women and some men crave gold Some folks die too young and some die too old Some just want to pass life with liquor and cards Some work to the top and well some don't get far Boy, Decide Boy, Decide You're too old to fuck around and too young to die Time to try life on for size Cause you're pissin' into the wind Squandering the life you were given Now what will you do? You're wasting away your life Digging a hole you can dive into When you get tired of fighting

There are other songs that could definitely fit as well, but honestly my main feel with this album is just the title itself. In Bocca Al Lupo is an Italian phrase that literally translates to “into the mouth of the wolf” and is used as a kind of “good luck”. It is most fortunate our dear Sandor has found himself in the mouth(s?) of wolves, I think. ;3

Red of Tooth and Claw

I don’t think this album is technically considered one of their concept albums, but it is the album that gives me the most SanSan feels, so I’m voting it in as an honorary. It’s also one of my favorites so the bias is there. I could probably just literally post entire songs and it could be an entire theme itself, but I’m going to try and keep it shorter and only post the lyrics that really get my creative juices goin’ (ew)

Steal Away

Well your momma and your papa, they don't like me too much. I've got a dark streak in my ways. But you and me will stick together. We're two birds of a feather; together 'til the end of days.

Fuego!

The heat floats on top of our skin. Like an ice cube in a glass of gin. I can't even hear the words you say. I need to leave, but I want to stay. Baby, it's been so long that even the roses hips are turning me on. Baby, it's been so long.

I want you. I want you. I get the feeling if I stay with you, you'll never let me go. I want you.Feel like a ship on dry land. Or an island in the sand. Your kiss is cool, despite the heat. You've got my senses beat. If I stay, I won't last long. You've got a hold on me so strong. I hear your song. All I hear is your song.

Good Morning, Magpie

Ok, so technically only a couple of the songs off this album give me the feels, but since my blog title is taken directly from a song title on this album, I’m gonna go ahead and include it too. This one’s a treat though, as the album has a song with the same title that is actually... nearly perfect. I did omit some of the lyrics only to try and streamline the post a bit.

My wings are dusted With frost and cold For a little thing like you I'm too heavy a load You'll struggle and falter Amble around Just follow some other storm Cause I'll only weigh you down You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove You'll ride towards the sun As it guides you home But don't be afraid, little bird (!!!) You aren't alone A hoard of friends Will keep darkness at bay You're the needle In the hay You carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove Still you carry me home My love Still you carry me home Little dove Hear it approaching The shuffle of feet The clamor of metal And hounds in heat (!!!!!!) We'll steal away To the glen in the east Where the path is clear

For you and me.

I MEAAANNNN. I don’t even have to say anything more on that... 

I could probably go on... and on. But I’m tired now and this got a little convoluted lmao. But since I have a little idea/pet project in mind, I just wanted to get the songs/themes that really stand out to me down. If anyone else is inspired, then that’s even better!

[give-me-chocolate-croissant]

Ah I said i’m taking music surveys, so here’s another one. Still my fav songs playlist on shuffle. It's the first line of each Song. Hope it’s funny to read :c

What were the first words to Abe Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?: Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? (Cleaning out my closet • Tribe Society)

What did Martin Luther King have a dream about, anyways?:  They want to know the state of that union (Robots can’t drink • E Dubble)

Tomorrow’s newspapers will all have the major headline of: Focus on you in the light, it helps me fill my emotions (Flare guns • Quinn XCII) [that would be weird xD]

If someone offered you some free drugs, how would you respond?:Do what I want cause I can and if I don’t because I wanna (Hate to say I told you so • The Hives)

What kind of higher power do you believe in?: It was a quarter past 2 when I started feeling blue and if I tell the truth I was thinking about you (Fire up the night• New Medicine)

What do people really notice about you?: Try to tear us apart but know that we’ll wear our scars (Scars • I Prevail) [?!]

What do you notice first in the preferred sex of your choice?: May the last leaf fall (Did we miss the morning ? • Seafret) [okay.]

What do you look for in reading books?J’ai vu ma mère amorphe et morfler sous morphine (Vagues de glace • Lechad) [it means “I saw my mom lifeless and copping it on morphine”. The title means “waves of ice”. It’s a very sad  but beautifully written song...]

What’s a must-have quality in a friend for you?: I just need some time, I’m tryna think straight (If you want love • NF) [xd ok?]

What scares the shit out of you?: When did I become so numb ? (Paralysed • NF)

How do you laugh?: I can see the sunset just inside of your bedroom (The Afterglow • Silverstein)

Why do you do these surveys?: Toujours au même endroit à la même heure  (SI j’étais pas là • High Five Crew) [it means “always at the same place at the same time” and the title means “if I were not here”]

Do you have anything you’d like to confess?:we all know quite a number of people who have everything it would take to be happy (To be happy • Joey Pecoraro) [actually true]

How do you feel about the person you cannot stand the most?:he said son, have you seen the world ? (hero of war • Rise Against)

The best date ever, in your book, would consist of…: I questioned my fate, wasn’t sure about my place (One • Lovex)

If you sent a random Hallmark card to a friend, you would write to them: Get it, text message I don’t know the number (Praise the lord • A$AP Rocky) [XDDD]

If you had the chance to speak to (a) God, what would you say?: J’ai longtemps parcouru son corps, effleuré cent fois son visage, j’ai trouvé de l’or et même quelques étoiles en essuyant ses larmes (dernière danse • Kyo) [ahhh.. it means “I’ve glanced at her for a long time, stroked her face hundreds of times, I found gold and even a few stars while wiping away her tears”. isn’t it beautiful? Also the title means “last dance”.]

Finish the sentence: “When the going gets tough…”: put your lighter in the air and lead me back home (break in • Halestorm) [yeah]

How do you deal with your stress?: I still see your shadows in my room (Lucid Dreams• Kid Travis (Juic wrld cover)) [:x]

What is your biggest burden in life?: at the 50 yard line, I saw her feet (Stacy • Quinn XCII) [XDDD]

What’s the coolest thing about your best friend?: On the ground I lay, motionless in pain (time of dying • Three Days Grace) [coolest thing, right?]

Why do you love the one you do?: Do you think about me ? Cause I don’t have any doubt you must (Never There • Sum41)

If a friend broke their arm and got a cast, what would you write on it?: Yeah, I come alive, I’ll survive, take on anything (Bow Down • I Prevail) [nice one xD]

You see a stick and wet cement. What do you write?: You're probably having the same conversations with your friends, that i always have with mine (sorry • tea)

A guy just stole your (purse, car, etc)! What do you yell at him?: When you’re alone, do you think of me ? (Oh well, oh well• Mayday Parade) [XDDD]

You pass a crack addict on the corner one day. Solemnly he tells you:  “baby get down on your knees” I said  “babe if you insist” (Her lies • Asaf Avidan) [HAHAHA WHAT. that’s the best one xD]

What will your baby’s first words be?:   White Stones, Queens 1974

Fathers talking shit, motherfucker slam the door (1998 • Rancid) [I’m dying oh god xddd]

You are at your wit’s end, and decide to write a suicide note. It begins: What happens to a man when he spills his heart on a page, and he watches words float away then, his feelings lie over a page alone., There waiting for someone who cares to read them., to open there eyes to see them. to see if they can make his thoughts their own. (Pages • 3 Doors Down) [well it matches perfectly but it’s actually really sad]

Why can’t there be peace in the world?: All of us believe that this is not up to you. The fact of the matter is that it's up to me (No Reason • Sum41) [I’m sorry guys it’s all my fault!]

How do you think people see you?: I lie here restless like lines for a guest list, waiting for your message, (U&Us • Quinn XCII) [that might be because I ignore almost everyone :D]

Inside, though, what kind of person are you really?: Hey there shadow (Millennia (acoustic) • Crown The Empire) [thanks :c]

If you wanted to comfort a friend, you’d say: Once upon a time you dressed so fine (Like a rolling stone • Bob Dylan) [I’m sure it would help them a lot hahaha]

When you want to cheer someone up, you say: evening rises,

darkness threatens to engulf us all (The Labyrinth’s song. • Asaf Avidan) [are you kidding me?! XDD]

You’re unbelievably depressed because your friend just told you…: She said I don’t spend time like I really should (Erase me • Kid Cudi) [like I would give a fuck lmao]

When you are incredibly bored, you start thinking about…?: She speaks to me in Persian, tells me that she loves me, the girl with golden eyes (The girl with golden eyes • Sixx.A.M) [no I do not think about drugs when I’m bored dw]

You’re a classy person, so instead of cursing when you’re mad, you yell…?: If you could only read my mind, you would know that things between us ain't right (Want you bad • The Offsprings)  [hey that’s not bad!]

you’re writing a love letter, but what are you going to begin it with?: Frozen in time, when the world is moving at the speed of light, trapped inside these walls, you can't rise until you fall and start to trust your heart over your mind (The Leap• Our Last Night) [that would be a good one tbh]

If you were to write a letter to the President of the USA, it would say…?: I'm sick of losing out on life's bets (Cheers to the down and outs• The Bad Chapter)

What would someone have to tell you to make you really angry?: What happened to you  (Over my head • Sum41) [no not rly D]

…To make you really depressed?:   I've been fighting the same Old war

Against a disease without a cure (Same old war • Our last Night) [damn yes..]

...To make you sexually aroused?: You can't feel the heat until you hold your hand over the flame (Satellite • Rise Against) [XDDDD WHAT]

Your first thoughts waking up were…: Allez parlons encore, encore ce soir (la lune à 3h du mat’ • Maxenss)   [it means “let’s talk again, again tonight”. and the title: “the moon at 3am”]

Your last words before falling asleep will be…: Don't give up, it takes a while, I have seen this look before, and it's alright, you're not alone (Accidents can happen • Sim.A.M) [great song to listen to when you feel like your life is fucking shit btw]

[faunusrights]

OFFAL HUNT REMASTER LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 8? IS IT 8 ALREAD- YEAH IT IS.

oh god its been 8 weeks already i dont like that these chapters reveal how much time im WASTING but c’est la vie as always lets put these assholes on blast:

moving SWIFTLY on!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also what do you mean ‘it’s the meat chapter’. wh. what meat. hello.)

She slumped back against uncomfortably warm stone, trying to tuck her feet back into the shade.

it’s a known fact that glynda is all Long all Angles and also a lot of Beef,

this is? the date, right? the date chapter? yes? all the chapters have been shuffled around i have NO sense of where i am because all thats happened for 7 chapters is ive been assaulted by lesbians but given the distant chanting of meat meat meat this must be the date.... right.........................................

OH THAT MEANS WE GET TO SEE CINDER’S DRESS NICE

Cinder’s smile flashed through Glynda’s mind, and she shifted against the stone wall, reaching for her Scroll.

my favourite thing is how whenever cinder and glynda think of each other its never not got crazy gay energy............. this is LITERALLY like the whole ‘i sleep next to a photo of my enemy’ deal!!!!!!!!!!! they’re both just attracted to dangerous (and also stupid) people, is the thing,

The Grimm swarmed, biting insects with snapping mandibles, their chitinous exoskeletons all scraping against one another with their constant, eager writhings.

YES thats some GOOD IMAGERY RIGHT THERE IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF UH-HUH

honestly i- OKAY LOOK I SAID IT BEFORE BUT I STAND BY HOW OFFAL HUNT IS SO VISCERAL... i love writing thats like............ kinda Uncomfy to imagine but also rly detailed and just rly digs into the gore and the grossness............ its GOOD CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank god offal hunt just whaps u in the face w/ it like a damp sock,

we’re got a bit of slow start here which is a nice way to  slice the difference between earlier ‘gotta go fast’ glyn and this ‘actually i’m way out of my depth’ glyn. wow! i can BREATHE. and we havent had anything massively cheeky pop up yet which may be a new record all round

The ripples of its being reached Glynda with ease, consuming those of the smaller Grimm. It was dangerous. More dangerous by far, even out here among these ancient beasts.

mmmmmmmmmmm this is- okay slight spoilers but i presume this is hati? aka he who had like a handful of lines in the first version and was generally just... look hati was winner of The Most Vague award in the first version so i’m hoping its hati because i am CURIOUS ABT THIS BOY.................. who i coincidentally love. who is he? we’re not sure (yet) but i love him. its just a fact!

It wasn’t just consumption. It was desecration. Vile unmaking. The Grimm stripped away her flesh. Tasted of her marrow. Gorged itself on the gristle between her bones and peeled back her ribs to reveal the chasm within. It sucked the soul from her chest in a wash of red and agony that spanned centuries, each running over the raw meat of her like long, black claws—

I JUST LOVE THE WAY THIS SHIT GETS DESCRIBED ITS SO SATISFYING also i feel like there should be a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny fingerguns in here t e c h n i c a l l y but im not gonna cause its vague enough i can kiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda move on kinda slightly maybe

It felt like death itself had caught her in its massive maw, chilling her organs, reaching for the soul at the core of her.

OKAY FINE 👈😡👈

OKAY FINE YEAH THE REST OF THIS IS ALL CHEEKY FINGERGUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that said this is all RLY VITAL STORYTELLING and im rly glad we’ve got some expanded Glynda Lore because it was Lacking in the archived version... but now we’re full on until glynda backstory babey!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fear itself couldn’t touch her, and even as she thought this, she felt it drain away.

Her breathing slowed. Her body relaxed. Information trickled in, unburdened by emotion.

👈👈👈😡👈👈👈

glynda rly DOES only have half a braincell Huh

OKAY DATE TIME? DATE TIME? YES? MAYBE?????????????? god ive been looking forward to this stupid gay date for so long. EIGHT WEEKS. EIGHT.

A pause. “Are you familiar with the Hill of Roses Massacre?”

ah the return of the Plot (that Isnt The Gay Bit)

i was gonna Say A Thing, and then answered my own question, and then realised it’d be spoilers anyway. YAY SPOILERS! YAY NOT BEING ABLE 2 SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so yeah theres a lot going on here dsdjhgf

“Well, it was your class, so.” She couldn’t help but smile at the memory.

/ticks off ‘anything to do w/ ozpin’ off the bingo card, again,

“I’m afraid it’s a bit more complicated than that, Glynda. With this meeting on the horizon… I fear I would cloud your judgement.”

oz i love u and yr cryptic bullshit but this will not the first Nor The Last Time glynda and i are both exasperated w/ u. please. blease.

Ozpin had never misled her before.

👈😂👈

“I’m only following orders.” Written with the same implication as a wink. “Now, is there anything else I can help you with, Professor?”

i fucking adore winter schnee i’d DIE for her

i may have to make a spoiler version of this later because theres Some Shit being said here and i DIRELY have to expand upon it but that will have 2 wait dskfjsdf

When they saw she was human, they waved her through without any trouble.

i still feel like im being targeted for my url!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ASSHOLES,

As much as she could, Glynda tried to avoid the constant bump of shoulders and too-tight quarters. As large as she was, it was nearly impossible,

what did i say!!!!!!!!!!!!! we LOVE one beefy bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(im literally getting SO excited for the date reveal im VIBRATING)

She still didn’t have much of an idea what waited within, but she had quite a few reservations about using the front door.

me: knows whats coming also me: glynda please

As a Huntress who’d been trained in both subtlety and stealth, Glynda had a few ideas.

The next person who stepped outside was thrown roughly aside,

ME: GLYNDA PLEASE,

you have no idea how often im just. i have my face in my hands. glynda’s never heard of a repercussion in her life. cinder once saw the word ‘consequences’ and broke out into hives. im. where’s the thinking-

And then she noticed Cinder.

here comes the peak gay im so ready HERE IT COMES-

Her hair was tossed over one shoulder as always, but in place of her usual crimson dress, she wore black tonight. Dark fabric with but a hint of iridescent specks rippled around her ankles, rising up to stretch tight across her hips. It rose all the way to the hollow of her throat and was cut to be sleeveless, though Cinder wore gloves of the same material that rose nearly to her shoulders.

HERE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god u may know i drew a shitpost of this scene and now i Have to redraw it to be even Sexier!!!!!!!!!! also i know glynda could argue she’s being Observant but i also think, she’s a home of saxophone, and is gay,

LIKE ‘stretch tight across her hips’ WHY YA L O O K I N

Glass heels clicked over the dark stone floor as Cinder stopped right in front of Glynda, looking up at her from beneath lofty bangs. Gold eyes swept from the crown of Glynda’s head to the crop gripped so tightly in her hand—and then Cinder smiled.

there is No heterosexual explanation for this

Cinder clicked her tongue. “Well, now that you’re here, shall we?”

“Shall we…?”

“Glynda,” she chided, rolling her eyes. “Dinner, of course.”

IM LOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY’RE LESBIANS HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAROLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay. okay. this still isnt QUITE THE DATE CHAPTER BUT WE’RE RLY IN IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so scared that a whole chap has been saved for this meal because its going to be so long and charged w/ lesbian energy and its gonna kill me BUT OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway i loved it. the end.

[galaxytale]

oh also i learned a card trick today! its the basic “is this your card?” one.

im not good at it yet. but i understand how to do it for the most part.

i need to get better at the part where i shuffle the cards and mark where the one i want to reshuffle to the top is properly.

i really wanna at least master this one rly basic trick cuz i love card tricks so much and ive always wanted to be able to do one. also becos this ones sorta always been a personal favorite of mine

[arodrwho]

LILA/LYLA

birth name: marlyle steveggs // nicknames: ly, lyles, lylee (if you wanna get punched in the face), marlie (if u wanna get thrown in the fUCKing compost heap & left to rot) // past aliases: M, L, root, sam, wax, and most commonly [insert name of the mushroom that nearly killed her as a child]

fun facts:

nearly died when she ate a poisonous mushroom at age 4. during her recovery her sister brought her a book on mushrooms to teach her which were dangerous and which were safe, in the hopes it’d keep her from poisoning herself in the future. little marlie devoured the book and demanded another one, and then another, and another--and thus the First True Special Interest was born

bffs with a dragon named leonard

used to call len a lizard bc it bugged him & she thought that was hilarious

wanted, when she was little, to specialize in like. nature magics. sing to trees, conjure fog, be best buds with frogs and will mushrooms to grow

cannot, in fact, magic at all (though she could, just a bit, when she was young)

loathes wool

ran away from home with her sister (read: was dragged away from home by her sister in the dead of night) at the age of 8

fuckin loves her a mushroom

would die for a plant, probably

wears a necklace with an enchanted vial which contains 1 small plant (the enchantment lets the lil plant grow in there & be fine for like. ever basically)

Does Not Want Children

has the spottiest memory in the history of like. ever. partially bc she’s adhd, & partially bc for a while there she was erasing her whole-ass entire memory on the regular on purpose, to keep sensitive info Out Of The Hands Of The Enemy

sleeps better slumped over on spiny dragonback than she does flat on a bed with pillows n shit

hates not knowing things

good as hell at card games of all kinds, Except 52-card pickup, bc she always fumbles the cards (likewise cannot shuffle Or deal quickly bc. slippery dyspraxic fingers)

short. tiny hedge-witch the size of a hedge (not actually, but her Small) (smaller than me even) (by like 1 inch) (so she’s 5′)

barefoot is the way to be, shoes are gross. (especially if they make noise.)

allergic as hell to 1 particular kind of berry, and super bitter abt it bc not only do they taste excellent but they’re a rly useful ingredient in most potions

no formal education whatsoever beyond age 8. lacking a lot of common-knowledge stuff, but has rly in-depth knowledge in several areas (like mushrooms & gardening & potionmaking & astronomy & etc.) (also has a couple knowledge areas entirely unrelated to things u’d expect her to know about--for example she knows a lot abt clogs & also ironworking)

she only knows 1 language fluently, but she’s conversational in another & knows key phrases in several more. owing to the memory thing, even she doesn’t know which-all languages she knows, and sometimes surprises herself by coming out w/semi-fluid words in a language she'd no idea she’d ever even considered learning. she claims to find it handy & cool but in reality it’s deeply unsettling

the first time she rode on len’s back she had to close her eyes and hold painfully tight to one of his spikes bc it was visually hhhHHHHHH

nicknames ppl in her head to distinguish between them bc proper names, like faces, can be tricky (also knowing ppl’s names can be dangerous in certain circumstances, so)

loves rain

hates the feel of bark on her palms

does not stim where folks can see

once had a pet lizard. named it lenny jr. len wasn’t amused

once had a pet lump of moss. sideways-named it after her sister, who also wasn’t amused, but was quieter about it

takes thos sweet sweet fantasy anxiety meds

will do stupid things for dares and immediately regret them, but will stubbornly keep quiet abt  the regret bc Pride

is a big ol fuckin nerd whom i lov

[everythingmustgo]

tips for reading tarot? ive just started learning the meanings and haven't done any readings yet! any advice for a lil beginner?

hello hello!!! I think the best advice is honestly just to trust ur instincts. the meanings of cards r always always what u make of them, if the most meaning of a card as u read it doesnt feel right in ur reading dont force it. pay attention to the picture on the card, what the card means to u and the subtleties in its meaning. theres no such thing as wrong cards in tarot like even if u pull a card and read the meaning nd ur like Yikes that doesnt apply to me, it does if u dig a little deeper and go w ur own interpretation rather than forcing the most obvious meaning to apply to a situation that doesnt feel right. also get a deck u respond well to!!! this is sooo important like I use the cosmic tarot and I luv it and the fact I connect w it so well makes me reading sm more personal? nd some people like to go by instinct when they pick cards like they just go w whatever one theyre first drawn to which does work v well for some people but smth I like to do is like. idk it sounds weird but just like touch all the cards nd feel out which one feels right to me ? sometimes u feel like a Hum from cards w a stronger energy nd idk if this is like a real thing tarot readers do lmaooo but this is how I like to pick my cards I just feel I get a way more accurate reading! when ur shuffling them spread them all out across the floor so they get real good nd mixed up, it helps get a better mix of reversed and upright nd also just Feels better. concentrate on ur question while ur doing this! specific meanings r difficult to remember nd it takes time like dw my dude im nowhere near there yet but if u can have a basic idea of ur major arcana meanings and always remember earth= the physical, air= the mental, fire= action/outward energy and water= emotions/the inner self uve already got urself a basic idea of all the cards? another thing to remember is that aces and low numbers represent the new beginnings nd the start of journeys nd court cards/higher numbers represent completion nd the end of journeys. ALSO getting a major arcana card means that whatever part of the question its answer is a key part of ur life that u should pay close attention to, these are the most complex cards and hold the most meaning. lastly, the best way to practice is doing readings. the more u do, the better ur gonna get nd the more ur gonna understand each card! even if u dont know much yet, keep doing practice readings trust me its rly gonna help nd books that say make sure u have a good understanding of tarot before u do any readings r bullshit tbh the best nd most engaging way to learn is to practice as much as u can and learn as u go! hope this helped, am wishing u the best of luck w learning tarot 💗🔮

[knifebun]

ay, tagged by @ivnanna

RULES: answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.

dude i dont think i have 50+ friends but uh. @corezi, @sulkingpuppy, @sagachristal, @mach-volt, @percent20-oddity, @tigerbuttsinspace, idk that’s all

1. coke or pepsi: coke

2. disney or dreamworks: idk, both? 

3. coffee or tea: tea

4. books or movies: none tbh, i have 0 attention span

5. windows or mac: windows

6. dc or marvel: shrug emoji

7. xbox or playstation: ps, mostly bc i never touched an xbox in my entire life ahah

8. dragon age or mass effect: never played either of them

9. night owl or early riser: night owl

10. cards or chess: chess! chess!!! i used to be rly good at it back in middle school

11. chocolate or vanilla: eeeehhh chocolate

12. vans or converse: converse

13. lavellan, trevelyan, cadash, or adaar: i have no idea what you’re talking about

14.  fluff or angst: both

15. beach or forest: forest

16.  dogs or cats: cats!!!

17.  clear skies or rain: r a i n

18.  cooking or eating out: eating out

19. Spicy food or mild food: mild bc im a Baby

20. halloween/samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: eeehhh christmas bc it’s food???

21. would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: too cold

22.  if you could have a superpower, what would it be: shapeshifting? or idk, invisibility

23.  animation or live action: animation

24.  paragon or renegade: this is yet another reference i don’t understand

25. baths or showers: showers 

26. team cap or team ironman: none tbh

27.  fantasy or sci-fi: eeehhhhhh both are okay

28. do you have three or four favourite quotes? if so what are they:

29.  youtube or netflix: youtube

30.  harry potter or percy jackson: neither lmao

31.  when do you feel accomplished: would love to know myself tbh

32.  star wars or star trek: star trek

33.  paperback books or hardback books: paperbacks

34. horror or rom-com: rom-com

35.  to live in a world without literature or music: mmm MMMMMMMM

36.  pastel colours or dark colours: pastel

37.  tv shows or movies: :’/ movies idk

38.  city or countryside: both

39.  if any other zodiac sign could describe you, what would it be: nah man i’m a very typical libra sun scorpio moon tbh

40.  if you could only listen to one album for the rest of your life what would it be: uhhhh idk honestly

41.  cinema or theatre: idk. both

42.  if you could be any fictional character’s best friend, who’d you be: idk man, amaterasu from okami?

43.  smiling or smirking: ehhh

44.  are you an ‘all or nothing’ type or are you more consistent: all or nothing

45.  playlists or your whole library on shuffle: hand picked songs tbh

46. traveling or staying at home: staying home

47.  books or fanfiction: books

48.  If you could live in a fantasy world, what world would it be: idk man just let me be a warrior cat idc

49. your favorite cartoon: over the garden wall was okay

50.  name the weirdest five songs on your itunes, current or past: uh

51. mountains or plains: mountains!!!

52. favorite anime (or tv show if you don’t watch anime): why are you doing this to me

53. which social media platform are you most like yourself on: tumblr and facebook

54. What are some of your passions: cat genetics, genetics in general, cats in general, writing, drawing, sewing, needle felting, idk man i love many things but depression killed my passion tbh

55. What are some of your current goals in life?: idk, not die? start passing as a cis dude. having an ocicat.

56. A pet that you would like to have (or already have) that is NOT a cat or dog: a big bun. and maybe a dwarf hamster, love them.

57. Body modifications you would like to have: some minimalist tattoos. i also miss my piercings, all of them, but idk if i would want to have them all back. 

58: Describe the most bullshit fictional story you’ve ever read/watched/played: oh man idk, so many of them

59: Do you collect anything?