#shsladvicecolumnist

[kikothepianist-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist

“You’re an advice columnist, correct? Would I be able to ask you a question?”

[cxnsigliere]

shsladvicecolumnist

((Okay but I want to know more about sims king))

honestly hes a wild fucking ride, its not too far off from normal king

[gamerandmedium]

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Dear pink lemonade royalty, I am in need of adivce. Usually, I am a very flirty person. One of the pepole I often flort with is my best friend. It took me three years, but I finally figured that she is in love with me, as well as keeping others from doing things like asking me out. What am I supposed to do with her? She’s my best friend, but I don’t think I love her that way, Do you have any advice for me?

-AWA

[rxg-txg-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist said: "Well said."

“Well, I’m not just a pretty face. It just annoys me... Slut shaming, calling it sin, acting as if sex is a vile act that shouldn’t be talked about... It’s not good for anyone.”

[coquuin]

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     “Ah, shit--!!” And there Tenshi goes, dropping the fairly large stack of books in his arms all over the ground, and falling down himself, landing face first onto the floor. Haha, get wrecked.

[swooniiing]

@shsladvicecolumnist

---- They trudge into the room, what looks like a glum expression present on their... not-face, and then they lie down on the hard tile. Sure, Aki’s probably in the way of something (or not, they can easily be stepped over), but at the moment, they lack care for that sort of thing.

      At the sound of someone approaching, they look up toward the other momentarily... but then just go back to staring at the ceiling. Sad beeping noises ensue.

[mortuary-lillies-moved-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist said: "A-Are you alright?"

“My little Hisa’s trying to kill me! I know the Kaneki Ken costume was too far, but I don’t deserve to die! It sounds like he has a fucking axe! I’m too pretty to be chopped into pieces!”

[kikothepianist-blog]

“While going out for hot chocolate is always nice, staying home is fun too. Don’t you think, Lemon?”

@shsladvicecolumnist

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

“Ugh my socks are soaked.”

Rainy day 

“Should’ve thought about it before stepping into the puddle, I assume.” Naomi said, removing her boots and throwing them in the corner of her room. “Do you want one pair of mine? I have Captain America socks.”To prove her ;oint farther, her socks clearly had iron man on them.

[rxg-txg-blog]

are you bleeding? (for anyone you want)

I can’t find the meme oops | @shsladvicecolumnist

Akihiko flinched when he heard what the other… person asked, heart stopping for a few moments more than it really should. His shoulders shook a little from the stress of someone just asking that, out of the blue, and he snuck a look at his sleeve. Surely enough, a small patch of red had started to appear, stark against the pale fabric. 

There was a word for this situation: Shit. He only really had one option, and that was to deflect. It wasn’t like this stranger really cared, anyway…

“Oh, s-so I am!” He began, his faux surprise forced and not very convincing, “I, uh… Better g-go clean it up.”

“Th-thank you.”

[ultruantarchive-blog]

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“So, I’ve heard you’re good at advice? I don’t suppose you know how to cure my lactose problem, would ya?”

[ultimatebeekeeping]

shsladvicecolumnist replied to your post “Current mood”

What happened? Do you need anything? Was it the Baker again?

gfhkjfjf NO it wasnt the baker Im just  not feeling well rn

Im good though thanks Bland 

[swooniiing]

( @shsladvicecolumnist )

---- The surgeon looks up from their anatomy book as Bland walks by, seemingly intrigued. ... They stand up from their seat and take off after the advice columnist, poking him on the cheek once they caught up, and tilting their head in a confused fashion.

[kikothepianist-blog]

beep

11: A confession via text 

[Text: Lemon] Lemon....[Text: Lemon] I may have....done something last night...[Text: Lemon] that wasn’t too good....

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

Woodland Path

Into the woods

“Whitaker, I have no idea where are we going.” Naomi said,  grabbing her companion’s hand as some sort of comfort to herself. 

The path ahead of them was different then any she ever saw, if to be honest.“I don’t like. I don’t like it at all.”

[cxnsigliere]

If king is goofy now does this mean this video is king now?

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS