#shsladvicecolumnist

[kikothepianist-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist

“You’re an advice columnist, correct? Would I be able to ask you a question?”

[cxnsigliere]

shsladvicecolumnist

((Okay but I want to know more about sims king))

honestly hes a wild fucking ride, its not too far off from normal king

[gamerandmedium]

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Dear pink lemonade royalty, I am in need of adivce. Usually, I am a very flirty person. One of the pepole I often flort with is my best friend. It took me three years, but I finally figured that she is in love with me, as well as keeping others from doing things like asking me out. What am I supposed to do with her? She’s my best friend, but I don’t think I love her that way, Do you have any advice for me?

-AWA

[rxg-txg-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist said: "Well said."

“Well, I’m not just a pretty face. It just annoys me... Slut shaming, calling it sin, acting as if sex is a vile act that shouldn’t be talked about... It’s not good for anyone.”

[coquuin]

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     “Ah, shit--!!” And there Tenshi goes, dropping the fairly large stack of books in his arms all over the ground, and falling down himself, landing face first onto the floor. Haha, get wrecked.

[ultimatechocolatierfefe]

What’s today’s flavour?

“Just chocolate and peanut butter things, have to start off small!”

[queens-gxmbit-archive-blog]

⭐️

Munday Facts

I’m pansexual, and have been in only one other relationship, the other person of which I will not disclose. It lasted two years (give or take), but unfortunately it had to end due to circumstances which, once again, I will not disclose. I am currently in a relationship with Toria, and honestly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.  💜

[highschoolburnouts-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist

“Hey! Scuse me! Got a sec?”

[swooniiing]

@shsladvicecolumnist

---- They trudge into the room, what looks like a glum expression present on their... not-face, and then they lie down on the hard tile. Sure, Aki’s probably in the way of something (or not, they can easily be stepped over), but at the moment, they lack care for that sort of thing.

      At the sound of someone approaching, they look up toward the other momentarily... but then just go back to staring at the ceiling. Sad beeping noises ensue.

[kikothepianist-blog]

“While going out for hot chocolate is always nice, staying home is fun too. Don’t you think, Lemon?”

@shsladvicecolumnist

[thenotesofaveryoddgirl]

“Ugh my socks are soaked.”

Rainy day 

“Should’ve thought about it before stepping into the puddle, I assume.” Naomi said, removing her boots and throwing them in the corner of her room. “Do you want one pair of mine? I have Captain America socks.”To prove her ;oint farther, her socks clearly had iron man on them.

[cxnsigliere]

King/Being alone forever cause he keeps hurting who he loves

LMAOOOOOOOOO FUCKING R O A S T E D

Who is a night owl: king when his mistakes begin to haunt him at night

Who is a morning person: king when he awakes in a panic in the early morning due to nightmares of the shit he fucked up

Are they cuddlers: he cuddles with a pillow bc no one else will cuddle him

Who is the big spoon: the pillow

Who is the little spoon: the other pillow

What is their favourite sleeping position: being able to have his arms wrapped tightly around someone that doesnt even exist bc he has to sleep alone due to his bad choices in life

Who steals all the blankets: no one bc hes the only one there

What they wear to bed: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: king doesnt even like seeing himself in a t-shirt no fuckin thank u

Who falls asleep mid-conversation: king when hes talking to himself bc hes desperately trying to make up for his crippling loneliness

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: king having night terrors and flashbacks of the people he loved dearly dying before his very eyes

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: he wishes someone would accidentally punch him, because that would mean someone else is at least there!

Who can’t keep their hands to themself: ;) well hes keeping them to himself alright

Who said “I love you” first: king said “i love you” to himself bc hes incredibly narcissistic

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: not applicable, because king would hate having to look himself in the face every time he opens his phone, because only he himself knows that that is the face of a cold-blooded murderer

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: king writes “you are loved” to himself trying to pretend that everything will be okay, but he knows damn well that it won’t be and that nobody could ever truly love him, and if they do, they will just eventually die or leave him, just like everybody else

Who buys the other cheesy gifts: king spoiling his own damn self with the money that he gets from countless crimes and having to live with the knowledge that he didnt earn this money the same way everyone else did

Who initiated the first kiss: no one. no one wants to kiss him bc of his alcohol breath when hes up all night drinking away his problems.

Who kisses the other awake in the morning: no one, hes completely alone

Who starts tickle fights: his anxiety

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: his crippling depression joins him in the shower and then hes just standing there sobbing because he wants to die

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: his fragile ego surprises him, feeding him words like “no one loves you” and “youre gonna die alone because you drove everyone off”

Who was nervous and shy on the first date: king bc hes always nervous and panicking, except there was no date bc no one could ever possibly love a man like him

Who kills/takes out the spiders: the spiders take themselves out, because they quickly realized how annoying and unloveable King truly is, so they didnt want to be around him

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: king proclaims his love for himself, and then when he sobers up he cries bc he lied to himself. he doesnt really love himself at all.

[mortuary-lillies-moved-blog]

@shsladvicecolumnist said: "A-Are you alright?"

“My little Hisa’s trying to kill me! I know the Kaneki Ken costume was too far, but I don’t deserve to die! It sounds like he has a fucking axe! I’m too pretty to be chopped into pieces!”

[rxg-txg-blog]

are you bleeding? (for anyone you want)

I can’t find the meme oops | @shsladvicecolumnist

Akihiko flinched when he heard what the other… person asked, heart stopping for a few moments more than it really should. His shoulders shook a little from the stress of someone just asking that, out of the blue, and he snuck a look at his sleeve. Surely enough, a small patch of red had started to appear, stark against the pale fabric. 

There was a word for this situation: Shit. He only really had one option, and that was to deflect. It wasn’t like this stranger really cared, anyway…

“Oh, s-so I am!” He began, his faux surprise forced and not very convincing, “I, uh… Better g-go clean it up.”

“Th-thank you.”

[guuanfu-blog]

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     And there’s marker on the classroom walls, saying, “SCHOOL SUX!” which is the first thing Han sees when he walks in. He immediately knows who must have done this (a certain shady guy in a hat, he’s sure of it). Regardless of who it could be, Han is just too used to this kind of stuff to be bothered anymore.

     “.......Of course.”

[rioghrxan-blog]

I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to hit you! ((if you don't mind that we haven't rped together yet))

He wasn’t anticipating what just hit him, it caught him so off guard that he almost forgot to keep his regular outward persona up. He wasn’t knocked to the ground or anything, at most the advice columist’s ‘attack’ only made him stagger. But he couldn’t help but feel like he just wanted to go mad.

He managed to stop himself from yelling, shaking his head. It wasn’t worth such a reaction. It was just an accident.

“ Hahaha... it’s okay, don’t worry about it! You didn’t mean it. Though even if you did mean it, it’d still be fine. “