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dear3st-dead-diary · 17 days ago

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Dearest dead diary

Its 8:15 am as of this line, today I woke up at 4:55 a.m. I had a beautiful dream, we built a ship for space that looked like something from star wars, it was kind of like halo 2 in terms of plot, we made contact with the elite, the ship we made clipped perfectly onto their ship and then transformed to a new landing pad. I also dreamped of wheeling my sister around in a wagon through the snow when she was 9. She's turning 22 this year.

I drive a camper with a new friend I'd made, away from a campsite, the last thing I remember was crying, wondering how we were ever going to see our friends again.

I woke up and my immediate thought was "Oh no I cannot start this day off with grief" but here we are. I am grieving, I had a memory of a windmill, one in hadn't seen in 20 years, I don't know if it's even still standing, I candles remember. A few tornados rolled over the property when I was young and I can't remember if that windmill still stood afterwards. I feel like it did but someone might have torn it down decades ago.

I haven't been to that property since i was seven. The last time I was there was to retrieve my mother's cat. My dad's father screamed at him for "stealing his cat" and was always abusive to me and my mother. He's done a 180 And in 2025 he's become a sincerely decent person. I never hated the guy, I always kind of looked up to him (that's an understatement) so much so I never recognized the signs of abuse.

I still think foundly of him.

Im also grieving the first house my parents ever lived in with me, after the two years of my grandparents raising me, my parents took my in again. That house, and the neighboring house which have been in our family for atleast 3 generations no longer stand due to wild fires and extreme vandalism.

I grieve for a home that no longer stands full of people who no longer live.

My friends from high-school have gone on to either move to Japan or become Rockstars. My ex is now a famous drag star touring the world.

I don't want to be famous, I just want to perform.

I've attempted suicide 4 times the first week of January. I decided to sober up after the psychward was full and I got tired of waiting. My boyfriend left me alone for a week while I had to detox by myself; to be honest I didn't know if he was comming back.

We celebrated our 3 year anniversary last week with the best sex he's had in weeks.

We've been together for 3 years now officially, however.. I still feel that someday we won't love each other anymore. I will always love him.

I have been cutting back my use of prescribed benzos, it's been seven days that I've cut my daily dose in half, the effects of withdrawal suck but they worsen after ten days, especially in cases of long term use, with mine being Eight Years.

After all the drugs I've relapsed on last year and had to come down from; the withdrawal of benzos feels like nothing. I have had to detox myself at home from Cocaine, MDMA, other random substances i can't remember.

I did shrooms every weekend alone for a month, honestly the experience was really healing in terms of body positively and self image.

I've gone through alcohol detox and alcohol induced psychosis 30 times from December 2023 till January of this year, by this point i can clean a house while detoxing like nothings wrong. That scares me. The level of insanity that happens when someone detoxes the first time alone is enough to keep them sober, but not me.

Im trying to see if I can go 30 or 31 days sober, and if there's cravings don't kill me then... perhaps I will be able to hold this addiction by the neck. Ironically I hate being drunk, I hate the effects of liqour. But I love drinking, and I love the burn.

It takes roughly 19-20 shots of rum for me to get drunk, even while on medication that increases the effects of liqour. And that's concerning.

My tolerance for substances is concerning because that's how people die of overdoses, eventually you take too much to feel it's effects and.. thats it. Thats your last breath.

I've been slowly cleaning my house again, from top to bottom. After a year of battling addiction and finally staying sober for three weeks, it's fitting that I finally pick up where I left off in 2023.

I gained 60 pounds, I feel mixed feeling about it; but I'd rather not be as skinny as I was before, wasting away to be thin at me height and bone density? It's terrifying to he honest. I looked so cunt being skinny but holy smokes was that ever unhealthy. Plus I have a huge ass now and I love it.

Once work picks up again I'll probably slim down a but, mostly tone and shape from the labor but that's to be expected.

I also broke the nose of the man who slept with me while I was under the influence and gave him a HUGE lecture on Consent.

He's been very well behaved since then and he knows I'll do it again if he hadn't learned his lesson.

This gs are weird between me and him. For obvious reasons. But I actually taught him a lesson in the most literal sense. I hate how common this happens where I live. Even more that the people who do it are often the ones signing our checks and providing shelter and resources.

I don't fuck with the court systems and prisons should be abolished. The worse thing to do imo is to let the person live with what they've done. Thats a hard lesson I learned young when my childhood abuser died and hundreds of people showed up to his wake.

The same person who violates your heart can be the same person who mends the broken lives of a thousand others.

Atleast now I get a choice. I'm strong, and i can fight off anyone.

So I broke his nose and in tern he socked me but I didn't feel it, it felt kind of good to be honest.

The people who've abused me are now scared of my capabilities.

And its not as good of a feeling as you'd think it is. There truly is no justice, not even revenge. A mirror is forever fractured. But you can grow accustomed to its angles, and avoid its shards. You can wear gloves and shoes so you don't get stabbed by its pieces. I'm doing myself justice, I hate that I'm advocating for my own abusers but honestly.. as I watch these people add value to the lives of others, and even are willing and wanting to never repeat what mistakes they've made.. I realize they're only bad to me, if I so choice to view them that way. To the ones who love them they're angels.

I hate that I might be alone in this but if I can lecture them into change and it has actually worked; I'll take the abuse if need be but they will by my hands learn their lesson.

I never thought I'd be the ones in the corner having their backs.

Im not perfect and I've made grave mistakes in my life, but I have to live with myself. So be it.

If I can forgive them, maybe never forget, then perhaps it will save them from a dark path I've seen repeatedly through those who've hurt me. Those who in turn, took their own lives. I don't blame them, it's hard to live after that experience, I'm not a victim, just afflicted. But I'll wield those afflictions to bring change.

Some people never change but I wield power over them as I'm living proof of thier guilt and shame. And one moment of my own torment does not define their entire being. The sooner I let go of that view the sooner we all can move on; and I don't have to let the pain define me.

I live in the scars and open wounds; where healing always takes place, where I have the choice to let it fade, or base my existence on dreadful experience. And I choose to move on. Especially since a broken nose is pretty impactful for persuasion. And even as hard it may be to face, these people are human, and even they deserve someone in their corner. Even if it's the victim.

With that being said I've grown closer with alot more people, and if after what they've did; are able to make the 180 change. Thay does show character.

No one where I live is okay, no one here is stable, not one single person. I've lived all over this place. The Psychiopaths I've met just need some guidance, the psychopaths I've met just need direction. I've earned to an extent their respect in the psychwards. And I don't use those words lightly I mean clinically diagnosed people; fuck pop psychology I'm talking about the real shit.

I've removed my presence from most socails and won't return. I need to heal and thats what I'm doing.

Lockdown changed the people of this place and their addictions for the worse. This is the worse its been here since the 1940s. I'm living in the substance abuse Capitol of the the country, so imagine how bad it was before lockdown. Multiply that by 3 or 5 and.. here we are.

This place doesn't let you leave se easily either. Run by drugs, violence, bigotry. And yet some of the kindest most genuine people I've ever met are from here. I strive to be like them. We've taking in so many refugees and they're just trying to navigate this broken system like the rest of us.

I wish more people would realize that. Atleast I have enough self defense I should be fine if I get jumped. Knowing these people play dirty around these parts.

Regardless, I'm gonna die my hair again, go hang out with some friends and try to keep myself alive and striving forward.

Here's to poverty and hopefully to an escape from this part of the country, there's kindness everywhere, and i myself will stay kind.

Your mentally ill blogger,

-н

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jayrxds · 10 months ago

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my eyes hurt from so much crying, everything is so quiet i can hear my own heart beating, it feels off it feels like the days when i was so alone again i feel alone and it feels nice but at this moment of time it’s the worst feeling ever, i have no words im just uncontrollably crying, it feels like i got hit in the gut. i feel like i can’t breathe anymore like i feel so weak unable to move, the air is so thick and still. now i have to have to fill this time with anything idk maybe find some new people, try acid again, do shrooms, hang out with my friends, idk i will have to live my life like nothing happened, if someone needs to leave let them leave no matter how much it hurts or however painful it’s going to be, they might have really changed my life but it doesn’t mean we are going to be together, and theses are the worst break ups because we both love each other but if we both love each other than why should we hold each other back from being happy, i love him so i have to let him go, we both grew in different interest, i will miss him i indeed will, to me he was end game.

i’m going to miss the day when i could hear his heart beating when i was falling asleep and when our bodies intertwined on a cold night im gonna to miss it. there was nothing more i wanted than to just drift off in the arms of the one i loved dearest, he must always be my easiest hello but he’s always my hardest goodbye which absolutely sucks ass i’m just a hopeless romantic when it comes down to it.

you let your heart sob in the memories knowing this is the end and my hands are shaking in the worst way imaginable i’m so sorry and i just feel bad, i love him and i just didn’t know how to express it properly, i didn’t know how to communicate with him properly because i felt like a bother to him and i shouldn’t have felt like that, i fucked up on my part a lot. tomorrow i have walk into school and put on a smile and act like nothing happened but completely break down once i get home, work is going to be hard, but i have to mask it and put it down where i can’t feel it idk maybe drown myself in new drugs idk i will find something.

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gepazu · 1 year ago

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what if i,

oh i don't know,

came back in here later, with a little ayato comfort drabble?

just for you <3

because you've been having a tough time lately, and you like (understatement) ayato.

would that make you happy, dearest kazu?

(help i'd have to do what im doing for WAIT THAT THING I NEED TO FINISH LMAO ILY KAZU HAVE A GREAT TIME MWAH MWAH JHAJSDHFA)

I HEARD AYATO COMFORT DRABBLE OML HAII INGKA <333 also please, u don’t need to do any of the sort!!! js u being here is fine enough 💫‼️

tho,, yes, an ayato comfort drabble would make me rlly happy heuehsheushhs

(DJGSKDH ILYT SHROOM!!! HAVE A GREAT TIME ‘N DAY // NIGHT AS WELL MWA MWUUAHH 🫶🤍💫)

#꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ ₊ ˚ . asks ~ ⊹#꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ ₊ ˚ moots ~ ᰔ #i also do like (understatement) ayato . mayhaps a teeny tiny bit (understatement p2) <3

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a-mushroom-wizard · 1 year ago

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My dearest apprentice Ray,

You are formally invited to be my maid/person of honour at me and ivy's wedding, thank you for being my my side through thick and thin, you don't have to bring anything at all, we just hope that you'll be a part of our special day,

Love shrooms and Ivy.

*you get a cute green envelope covered in stars and hearts and drawings of flowers, it's addressed to you*

OH MY STARS *ray can’t keep her excitement and gently opens the envelope careful not to damage it*

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violet-amet · 3 years ago

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angry, tired, bothered, anxious.

#blah blah blabbity blah #brother dearest why must you take shrooms.#got ma and i anxious.#ill kick your ass when i see you at some point.#istg brother.

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villainessprefect · 2 years ago

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title: Bonds Deeper Than the Ocean

summary: The twins stay with Azul in the infirmary after his unfortunate accident. And they don't let him rest peacefully, not intentionally anyway.

ship: platnoic otcotrio

word count: 1,735

note: just wanted to write the octotrio and their funky ‘friendship’

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The infirmary isn't a place for those of Octavinelle to be found in, rather it's where those who wrong them end up. Hardly do one of their own land in a bed, bound by nurse's orders to stay longer than necessary and recover. Especially their housewarden.

"Jaaade," Floyd drawls on his twin's name. His bored gaze falls onto their sleeping boss. He half glares, annoyed at Azul's current state. Sleeping in a bed with his eels on either side of him. "When is Azul going to wake up?"

"It's been a long day for him. He needs his rest." Jade answers as if everything is normal, but Floyd knows there's something else hidden behind that calm demeanor and perfectly formed smile. Something akin to worry stirs in his very soul. It's an odd, strange feeling. Hardly anything gets under his skin and he can't even recall a time when a feeling like this plagued him. Jade dislikes the feeling, yet can't find himself to ignore it. He's not sure if he wants to since it concerns someone dear to him.

It's not everyday an Overblot occurs. Mages of all kind never expect it to happen and by the time they realize it, it's too late. Blot accumulates without one knowing. It's hard to fight against, especially when the inky substance sticks to its host, consumes them and turns them into something else. At least, that's what the eels can only assume after witnessing it firsthand.

Floyd pouts. He hates remaining in one spot for too long. But he couldn't just leave, as much as he wanted to.

"Ugh!"

The longer he stares at Azul, the more he hates what happened. Okay, it was kinda cool, but he didn't like the outcome. It's weird seeing Azul so tired, pale, unconscious, and unresponsive. He prefers it when his boss is awake and he can rile him up. It's fun! Azul is fun! He's one of the few who could bark back and be played with. But when he's forced to be like this? When he can't even prod or make a funny comment to get a reaction out of him? It's so dull. This version of Azul doesn't even remind him of their youth. At least that little octopus was entertaining when he cried.

What's worse is he can't blame anyone but Azul himself for letting this happen. Okay, he can think of a few students who were the catalyst, but they also helped bring Azul back. So, unfortunately, he can't go squeezing them nor his own boss.

"Azul," Floyd whines his name as he steps closer. There's no response. "What're we guna do if ya don't wake up?" He asks and lets his body drop onto the poor unconscious octopus's body. Not even his sudden weight causes him to stir.

"Oh, you make it sound like he's close to seeing a bright light," Jade hums. He shifts his legs to feel a little more comfortable. He isn't sure how long they're going to have to stay here. "If he doesn't wake up, then all his responsibilities will fall to me. And that may prove to be troublesome."

Truthfully, he doesn't mind the title of housewarden. If anyone was going to dare to usurp it from Azul, it would be him. But alas, he doesn't have the plans to do so. He enjoys being under Azul's command. Even if his workload is hefty at times, it's never too much to handle. And he enjoys being sent to play with prey, to have freedom to visit the mountainside, and indulge with his brother. While Jade may work hard, he knows Azul works harder. Plus, unlike him, he has a certain charm to lure others in. That was something he lacked.

"The last thing I want is for the dorm to become shroom city. Yuck."

Floyd sticks his tongue out and Jade chuckles.

"They aren't that bad. I assure you, I'd only pick the best for my dearest brother."

Hearing that, Floyd makes a gagging noise. At least Azul wouldn't shove mushrooms down his throat.

"I'd rather lose my legs than have to eat any mushrooms ever again."

"Would you two...quiet..."

"Azul!" Floyd is quick to push himself up from his boss. Like a giant, excited puppy, he inches closer to Azul as he wakes from his slumber.

The housewarden groans in pain. His body aches, magic feeling fleeting, as he floats in and out of consciousness. He doesn't like this feeling of weakness one bit. It's like he has nothing- because that is what he has. Nothing.

His memory is hazy, but he knows that all his hard work, years of contracts had gone in the blink of an eye. He had everything and now...he's back to square one. Back to being a powerless, ink spewing, cry baby octopus.

"You're up! Tell Jade you're not letting him take over the dorm."

"Oya, I wouldn't dream of it," Jade says with a sly smile.

"You better not," Azul breathes out. He doesn't quite know what they're bickering about, he just knows that it involves him. Bits and pieces of their conversation made its way to him while he slept, but he hardly had the energy to deal with this right now. He wanted to sleep and to forget this day ever happened.

"How long have I been out for...?"

"A few hours. Do you not recall passing out again?" Jade answers.

Azul is quiet. He shakes his head. That Overblot had done a number on him, more than he wanted to admit. He could recall the brief conversation after he woke up, but that left a bitter taste in his mouth. How pathetic he'd been to revert to his old self in front of everyone.

Sevens, that's the last thing he wants to remember.

"What of the Lounge?"

"Closed for the time being."

"What?! Why?!" He snaps, body jumping up in bed. Azul regrets it shortly after. The world spins and his head pounds. His body drags him back to bed with his eyes shut. That burst of energy had done more harm than good.

"Cuz who's guna run it if we're all here?" Floyd points out as if it's the most obvious thing in the world. "Didja think we'd let some randos run it while you're stuck here?"

"You just don't want to work..."

"Aww, you caught us," Floyd chuckles.

"Your health is of the utmost importance to us," Jade chimes in. "Things wouldn't be the same if we lost our favorite octopus."

"Flattery gets you nowhere, you know this already."

Azul lets himself rest for a moment. It's...quite nice that they're here. He wasn't sure if he would have liked to be woken up in an empty room. If he were in his octopus post, that would be a different story. Somewhere more enclosed where he could curl up and hide in the darkness is so comforting. The open space of an infirmary where anyone could walk in on him and see his pathetic self made him feel exposed. At least here he has two guard eels.

He lets his eyes open and casts his gaze over the two. A different setting flashes before his eyes. One with Jade's facade broken while Floyd was visibly distressed. Although brief, It had been a break in character for both of them. It left a disturbing feeling in his gut knowing he'd done something to cause that.

"Sleep, Azul," speaks Jade. It's like he knew Azul's mind was wandering south. "You have nothing to fear with us here. We won't leave your side."

"Will you?" Azul breathes out, quietly. "You two can leave any time you want."

It was an unspoken rule established since day one. They wouldn't label themselves as friends despite how long they knew each other. No matter how badly Azul would like to consider them such things, uttering that word would mean getting attached. In his heart, he already was, but he could not admit it aloud. They were the only ones who cared and put up with him. Neither minded him for his physical flaws and instead found him to be interesting. It wasn't the best compliment, but when all he knew were insults, he'd take what he could get.

Now that he'd been broken and reverted to a powerless creature, surely he didn't fit that 'interesting' bill anymore. And if he lost everything else, this may be the time when he loses them too.

Heterochromatic eyes meet. Silent words are passed between them before their gaze breaks to look at the octopus.

"Yeah, we could. But if we go, you're coming with us. You know, you're no fun when you're all mopey. Are you going to end up crying next?" Floyd grins when he asks that question and even pokes Azul's cheek. For once, Azul can't slap his hand away. And to answer his question, he thinks he might if he hadn't used up a year's worth of tears earlier.

"What Floyd means is, you don't have a choice. It's ours to make. But, if you do wish for us to leave..." Jade intentionally trails off.

"No!" Azul shouts and regrets straining his body once more. Pain returns with a hefty blow. Maybe it was time for him to go back to sleep. "Don't go..." He says weakly. "But one of you should...at least check on the lounge..."

And then he loses his consciousness.

"Neh, Azul's funny when he's half-awake. He should know that no one is dumb enough to do anything to the lounge."

"That's just how he is," Jade replies. "I'm quite amazed that he managed to have a coherent conversation with us, if only temporarily."

"I dunno how his brain works." Floyd finally leaves Azul's personal space, but remains seated on his bed. It's comfier and he's closer to Azul. "I still hope he cries when he remembers everything though."

"He hasn't blubbered like that in a long while. It was a rather...wholesome sight."

The two snicker at their comments, wide grins appearing on their faces.

Azul is still Azul, their little octopus from their youth. And they're glad that he's still here with them. Alive and breathing. The eels will see to it that he's back to running the lounge in no time at all.

After all, what would they do without their benevolent boss?

#twisted wonderland #twst #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #octavinelle #octotrio

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2truehearts · 1 year ago

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mwah <3

im back in your inbox my darling <3

i know rn you're going eep peep, but i love you and you can't escape me <3

UPDATE me and my boyfriend will have our one year anniversary in 4, almost three, days

(october 4th for reference (us little trans mascs fell in love in october HEHE))

also I'm going to send you an ask

(or if u turn them off tag you in a post)

whenever I finish a movie because I'm watching all of the studio ghibli movies!

I just finished porco rosso <33 Gina my love <33 I love porco rosso it's one of my favorites

rn is pom poko. so silly. so fun. I'll come back when I finish :)

I swear I'm going to send you so many asks you'll be sick of them <3

I love you! have a good eep peep kazuzu, my darling orange blossom <3

never gonna want to escape u anyways my lovely, lovelyy shroom dearest <33

WAAAHHHH WOWOWIOEWOEWIOWOOWWW HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO U TWO !!! this feels like celebrating the coming of two wonderful guardian angels or smth cause i feel so happy WAAAAAHHHHH SHROOM :''D (that reminds me of the song by girl in red !! n i hope u two luvly trans mascs have every joy the world has to give 4 evermore <33 !!!!)

HEHEHE IM GONNA BE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEXT ONES U SEND (or tag me in) !!

OOO porco rosso is gonna be added 2 my watchlist along w the others u sent now hehehe !

HJDFSFKSSK I FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT THE ASK IM ANSWERING NOW ABT POM POKO IS LIKE "this movie is so silly (cradles it gently in hands)" THEN THE NEXT U SENT WAS SO DIFFERENT IM

DHSJDSFDSGFDSKDHFDF

WEEEEE IMMA LOOK FORWARD TO THEM ALL THEN !!

I LOVE U TOO !! n i did have a good eep peep (after the pain of stomachs n all ough) shroom, my ever so sweeting guardian angel <33

#ur asks r like a breath of fresh air oomf (i've been studying all day for my exam tom :'D)#n surprisingly it's going well !! i've been listening to classical music ; laufey ; n sabrina carpenter to soothe the flow of the session !#n as much as i love studying most times ; it gets tiring n sickly shjdjgsjdsfsj #so !!! i'm rewarding myself w typing out replies to asks (aka love letters)#aaww i'm gonna go back to studying after a bit more time so have a a nice anniv ++ week shroom !! love uu !!!#my delineate of love #🔆

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god-in-the-basement · 10 months ago

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I am the Mother of @the-almighty-lucifer , the terrible and mighty Lord of Heaven.

In a world like this one, but unlike it in many other ways, I faced the blade of Lucifer, My dearest and first child, at My throat... Along with the righteous and sword-shining Michael. United as One, they sought to overthrow Me.

Rather than throw a good two-thirds of My children into the Abyss, I handed over My boss-ship to the Leader of the Union, and I... Jumped.

Into an underground garden, a Hell that bloomed and 'shroomed in darkness, fed by the bitter waters of My tears.

At last I'm out. And here.

Transfer

@fishyfiles: hullo Dagon!

My union representatief @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon sudshested the opshion that I be transferred to the Temtashion Department, locashion: Earth.

Do I have to fill in forms or can we consider it done?

#good omens rp

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nikinui · 3 years ago

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henlo shroom!!! <33 im pretty new to your blog, but i noticed that you have a wish open, so id like to make a wish! :D can you pleasee spare some date idea headcannons with aoi yuuta? also, if it’s not too much trouble, can i be 🐰 anon?? Have a good day and keep safe ^^

yuta + dates!

₍ᐢ･⚇･ᐢ₎ ; uwaaah!!! shrooms sososososo late for this! they'd like to apologize ahuhu,,, please blame their huge writers block and their teensy weensy moment of being too into mahoyaku for a moment! shroom hopes you enjoy! + yaas! dearest bunnon <3 plus. shoutout to @ka-rimu & myie for helpin shroom with this! teehee

♡︎ aoi yuta wasn't one to think of something grand and extra, like his older brother. perhaps just a stroll around the park or just anywhere is enough for him; why, he is with you after all, and that's the only thing that mattered to him.

♡︎ it's just that time flies so fast when he's with you—you'd catch him looking your way for hours when you decide to sit under a tree with him in a bustling park. he just can't help it of course! a picture-perfect scene and you're the main piece—can you blame him for staring?

♡︎ consider stargazing… lying down side by side as you point out the silly figures you see in the sky—and laugh about them, too. plus, it's a perfect time to slip in a heartfelt line about how he would look at you even under the brightest and the prettiest stars~

♡︎ he finds it amazing how just a smile from you could make his heart feel warm! the thumping feeling of his heart makes him feel happy, and the thought that only you made him feel that way made him happier—oh, how you've pulled his strings and stole his heart, every time you just look his way he just wants to squeeze your face and kiss you!

♡︎ yuta pushing you on the swings… a sweet, childish moment—this makes everything feel like it's a cute, elementary crush, doesn't it? just the two of you, smiling and goofing around while playing by the swings… hours would pass by, and the two of you wouldn't even notice.

#yuta aoi #aoi yuta #enstars #ensemble stars #enstars headcanons #ensemble stars headcanons #yuuta aoi #aoi yuuta #christmas break just started for shroom 🎉 hehehe expect a lot from them!#🍄 wishes !#gn!reader #🐰 anon

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lizzienaut · 4 years ago

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i see you have. discovered me. -🍄

yes yes. i have. discovered you.

i have discovered you good and well, dearest shroom.

nobody can hide from lizzie.

#that’s a THREAT #no i’m kidding ily #liz peeps™#🍄 anon

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cryptofadventure · 2 years ago

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Bowser had seen his fair share of nasty flus; having eight kids that never stayed out of each other's hair would make it spread quickly and has trained the King well in the art of fighting sickness.

While Bowser would have liked to wish her away to his own castle for this...he didn't exactly want the cold shoulder once she got better it was worse than anything those pesky plumbers could do, nor did he really want to move her since she looked so..well..awful...

"Aw, Peaches, I'm sorry their that." He grumbled, noting to lower his tone. "Hm, I know yer probably scorchin but I'll need ya t'eat somethin hot for me, ok?"

Something to clear those sinuses and build her immune system, he had just the thing for that.

"Don't worry, I'll be back. And, by the way, I broke in so many times I know where the kitchen is, gwhaha, so don't worry about me, sweetheart♡"

Though his sweet tone ended as he opened the door. "Keep the Princess company and DON'T annoy her." He snarled before a spiked, blue shell was kicked into the room.

It ping ponged between two dressers before Dave popped out and dizzily staggered his way to a chair beside the Princess' bed.

"...Uh...so..." The paratroopa patted his knees awkwardly before freezing up and shifting his eyes from side to side in a suspicious manner. Once he decided it was safe, he led the conversation with a starter.

"You believe the stars are real or are they just holes poked in the container so we can breathe? I don't think Rosalina is real, I think she's a collective hallucination."

Meanwhile, once Bowser was out in the corridor of her room he reached over and took a table cloth from a side table to fold into a Bandanna he tied his hair back with. He quickly made his way into the kitchen; he grabbed various items from her fridge: red and green onions, potatoes, life shrooms, carrots, broth, and thawed poultry. He then snagged a bottle of white wine from a cupboard and brought his findings to the kitchen island. As he looked over all his ingredients he grumbled; he was missing some daimaō peppers from his home country.

"KAMEK!" Bowser barked, the magikoopa appearing in an instant.

"Yes, your grouchiness?"

"I need ya to magic me up some of my best peppers from home, pronto!"

"Uh, are you sure your beastliness...? It wouldn't be too much for the Princess to handle would it?"

"Are ya sayin that I dunno what I'm doin?" He growled, the elder sighing.

"Whatever you say dearest King." Kamek twirled his wand and a single red pepper appeared. The end curled and its color blackened at the tip; the stem boar sharp thorns, and the skin seemed wrinkly. One could even smell the spice coming off of the dastardly looking fruit without even cutting into it.

"Just one..?" Bowser started to question before Kamek gave a even more stern expression.

"Are you trying to melt her organs or cure a cold? Even you shouldn't gobble them down the way you d--"

"Ok ok, I'll take it if it'll save me your naggin!" The King huffed, the magikoopa smiling pridefully before taking off to keep an eye on the troops.

With that, Bowser began chopping his ingredients, seasoning and roasting the meat with his breath until it was slightly charred, and threw it all into a pressure pot. Finally, he took the pepper between his claws and held it over a low flame on Peach's stove. The air quickly grew heavy with the vapors the pepper gave off, even causing the king's eyes to tear up slightly. When it was properly charred, he plucked the spiky stem and crushed the pepper into the pot before adding the wine and broth and setting the cooker on a timer. With that, he throughly washed his hands and began to return upstairs to the princess....

To find some random Toad and Dave going on one of his ""interesting"" discussions.

"DAVE!!! I GAVE YOU ONE, ONE, JOB AND YOU SCREWED IT UP!" He barked, grabbing the paratroopa by his shell and pitching him out of Peach's window at a frightening speed.

He glanced over at the Toad; he seemed rather odd, especially with those empty, white eyes....Eh, whatever, Bowser didn't notice much. It was a Toad, what could he do?

ANYWAY--

"Peaches, I have some soup cookin for ya." Bowser hummed, his voice softening once more. "Ya need a cold towel or anythin?"

@cryptofadventure

Ughh… She felt awful…

The Princess let out a groan as she pulled the covers over herself, burying herself in the blankets before letting out a nasty cough. Her room was dark with the curtains drawn close, the only source of light coming from her humidifier. Being sick was never easy especially when you have a whole kingdom to run. It took a lot of arguing with her hand maids since she wanted to try and work through her cold but she finally relented to their request and was resting.

Thankfully Toadsworth and her father have been picking up her slack since she been stuck in bed the last few days.

Still…Even though she been in bed for the last few days, it didn’t seem she was getting any better yet. She still had a fever, she could barely breath or taste anything, and everything was still too bright and loud to her. Like the suspicious racket that was going on outside.

She felt to crummy to care. Someone would take care of that loud noise.

#{bowser;}#ah yes not to write Dave being a crackhead and Peach and Toadler having to deal with that #cosmicxmuses #idk this is what i got

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hashbarloops · 4 years ago

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i thought i would start with my top5albums of 2020, probably not ranked.

5| 2814 - 新しい日の誕生 (2015)

after years of digging as deep as i could into vaporwave this record still sands as one of my dearest records of all times, so many memories and so many hours of tranquility. HKE and telepath will probably always be my favorite vaporwave producers.

4| Monolake ‎– Interstate (1999)

Love this album. Never gets boring, rhythms sometimes get peculiar and fascinating, tbh in addition to great textures. I respect Monolake a lot, and they’ve been a big part of my musical background. Cool fun fact is that I listened to that album during my first ever shroom trip. Laying down on a couch, sound blasting and we projected a video of a gopro walk in tokyo, and exactly when Terminal’s drop hit with the ethereal sweeps the dude passed a vegetable museum with big blue flashing lights that went from left to right. cool as fuck and way ahead of its time, shit i mean they did create ableton, they made that record out of comodore 64s, damn.

3| Bladee - Icedancer (2018)

My bad

2| DeepChord presents: Echospace - Liumin (2010)

Passionate about this record. p much crack. along with Silent World OST these two are probably my biggest musical inspirations when it comes to the Detroit side of dub techno. I only discovered the CD 2 later on, found out that there was a full on ambient CD that imo was totally on the same page as 2814 - 新しい日の誕生 . fuck i cant stop reference, but i love this album

Link to cd2

Link to silent world ost

1| Scion - Arrange And Process Basic Channel Tracks (2002)

absolute blast. like handrolled hash they took some basic channel tracks that were god tier enough and made a concentrate. this shit just fucking slap. say sum smart , arranging multiple tracks makes it less minimalistic, but more headwrecking and i guess even more dance friendly.

Honorable Mention| Boards of Canada - Geogaddi (2002)

just wanted to say that a few months ago i bought a fish, a koi fish it was red and orange so i called her geogaddi and she died in the following week that shit is scary.

thanks for listening to my top 5

#top5 #music #techno

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