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Genderbent Riddle !?!? No way!!!
I tried to make him look like his mama but it low key just looks like a younger version of her,,,
#twst#riddle rosehearts#twst Genderbend#this was so low effort😭#he has feminine features so#shrink the shoulders#give a diff hair#and a skirt#and thats a woman#slash jay#it’s my goal for someone to think my shitty edits are official#only to get absolutely bambozooled#that it’s just little old me😼#anyway#I like to think that a Genderbent riddle would let her hair down after a bit#to show she’s distancing herself from her mother
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jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!
#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#st:tos#it's me and i against the tide of ppl shrinking bones lmaooo. which is fine obviously whatever makes ppl happy - go forth & shrink the doc!#but jim canonically being the shortest.......i love it so much.......he absolutely lowkey has a chip on his shoulder about it.......#he is SO beefy and strong and can haul both his boyfriends around!!!! but it doesn't change the fact that he's shorter <33333333#it's only like an inch difference between him and bones but jim hates it!!! and also pretends he doesn't hate it <3333#jim kirk my beloved!!!!!!!!!!!#there's some casual comment made about it and then *six hours* later jim is like 'AND FOR THE RECORD I AM *BARELY* SHORTER THAN YOU'#and bones is just '............what? where is this coming from???? and jim's like 'THAT REMARK THE PRIESTESS MADE SIX HOURS AGO'#and bones is just '..........when we're no longer in the middle of a firefight we should probably talk about this and why you're so upset'#'in the meantime though can we please get out of this firefight because i don't wanna die'#spock; SUPER helpfully: and as the doctor is taller than you captain he does make a more visible target#bones; scrubbing his hand across his face: SPOCK YOU'RE NOT HELPING#spock: .....i did not realize you expected me to#mcspirk
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I’m not a demon slayer fan but my brother is so I drew this. Designs are slightly different from the original.
#demon slayer fanart#demon slayer#douma#akaza#gyokko my beloved#gyokko#kimetsu no yaiba#kimetsu fanart#idk how to tag this#slight redesign#Im a jojo fan so i kept having to shrink this mans shoulders cos i kept making him too buff#YES THEY WERE EVEN BIGGER IN THE SKETCH
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This is what Goya was talking abt btw… the other ones are abt madness but this one is when kitty is sooooooooo so cute you want to smush her into a ball and eat her like so much wonderbread
#cuteness agression#i just want to smush her#i want to wear her around my shoulders like a lamb#I want to shrink her and put her in my pocket#she’s kneading my thigh rn as I type w her sharp sharp claws#and I’m just letting her bc it’s so damn cute#waaahhh she’s just a baby#bugthots#wormposting#is the tag I think I’ll use for whenever I’m being annoying abt my cat
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post depressive episode clarity like what the fuck do you mean they'll never disappear, just fade.
#mine#tw: sh#i'll be a 30yo woman a 40yo woman a 50yo woman a 60yo woman and someday an old woman with SCARS ON MY ENTIRE LEGS?? like forever????#and i KNOW i broke through enough skin layers for these to never heal entirely like catscratches do#forever? for real? like the rest of my days? i'm never gonna have a healthy clean body like everyone else ever again?#it's THAT easy to just throw it away forever in a second?#i'm gonna be sick#what the fuck man#like both shoulders both thighs both calves entirely ruined#what the actual. fuck.#FUCK.#the awful part of the last year is over thank god#it was an episode lasting from like idk january until#august maybe#i think i'm finally feeling better#but i was really looking into legal psychiatric euthanasia there. drafting my fucking mail to the Dying With Dignity type companies#cause i went to a shrink who told me that i have bpd and while i didn't believe him#fact of the matter is that in some eu countries you're allowed to get euthanized for that. so .#but that doesn't matter i'm a bit better now i'm not thinking about it as much anymore#but it sickens me that#not only do i have to fucking take it alone#but i also have to deal with a lifetime of ridicule disgust “turn off” and pity afterwards#my own best friend told me to make sure to cover up when we slept at a relative's#and i felt it was ridiculous that anyone could even judge me negatively based on the scars when it's me who had to deal with this shit#not them!! and clearly it wasn't fucking easy!!! like if anyone it's not you who's getting hurt from this!!!!!!#i asked her whether she would ever be thrown off by seeing healed scars#and in the coldest tone she replied 'No but I would not know how to explain that to my kids.'#the relatives did not. in fact. have kids.
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Is now the time to mention that I'm almost six feet tall and so all the posts about how tall and large Callum Turner is make me laugh a lil
#laughs in 'taller than sylvester stallone by the time i was in eighth grade and had to process that'#shoshi.txt#listen. yes. shoulders big enough to land a biplane on as they say#but i was 'the short one' in my family until my mom started shrinking idk what to tell you
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Can we see the 118 go food shopping together again 🥹
#it’s so dumb and cute that we got to see them go food shopping that one time#but it’s also so domestic and I want to see Eddie and Buck interacting like they do it all the time and knowing what stuff the other wants#someone makes a joke about cat laxatives and Buck just shrinks a lil but Eddie puts his hand on his shoulder like he does and smiles#yeah idk random thing I wanna see :)#911 abc#911 buddie#911 fandom#evan buck buckley#buddie#buck x eddie#911#118
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Harvey: You know what video game character you remind me of?
Scott: Who? There are so many good ones.
Harvey: Navi.
Scott: Are you kidding me.
Harvey: You two are so similar. You're both annoying. She's the most annoying fairy in any game ever, and you're the most annoying little ant in history.
Scott: I feel like I should've seen that one coming...
#Harvey Specter#Suits#antvnger#Scott Lang#Ant-Man#I can imagine Scott shrinking and going on Harvey's shoulder#and being like: 'hey. hey. LISTEN'#just like Navi lmao#The Lawyer and the Ant
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upset that i just now realized that the reason why my art was bothering me was because they looked so "kiddy" when literally everyone i draw is a grown ass person (the downside of having only drawn girls that correspond with my age for all my life <////333)
so now UNFORTUNATELY now that i've noticed this i now have to actively try and fix it so that the mtt look less kiddy and i wont want to immediately die from below standard depiction of my trio. shout out to my shitty arts i'd like to study folder i have with art i dont even study you actually did your job for once
i love twitter i saw this and immediately went hold on analyzed the photos closer and then was like thats horrorkiller
#save the lazy i dont wanna have to change their shoulders and faceshape for jk fashion au#my beloved girls get to look as girl as i want to make them thank god#anyways what the hell man why didnt anyone tell me#as if i would bawl and breakdown and quit drawing for a month if someone criticized me but anyways#also i need to use thinner lines also i think i just need to shrink down the head size majorly#i dawnt know..... i will work something out do not worry#triglycercule is finally having art progress after no big changes in the past year#or maybe 2 years. i would dare say 3 years but i know damn well 2021 art is different from 2024#tricule rant
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the only time Ash encourages the class to cuss is when Faba comes to do that science class with them. they chant “fuck faba” over and over but at a respectable noise volume because Ash doesn’t want to get into trouble more then he already is.
#alolan class#ta!au#ash ketchum#branch chief faba#professor kukui#in the end it's just Ash who shrinks and he rides on Kukui's shoulder for the rest of the day#telling him in the tiniest and squakiest voice - on purpose- to screw with faba as he tries to fix the machine#togedemaru still turns giant at the end of th day as well - if i remember the episode correctly
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The thought of slashers assigning you names of timid, delicate animals as terms of endearment when you’re scared by them. You keep giving them those wide, fearful eyes! So befitting of a little fawn. You’re shaking like a leaf, your whole body trembling in terror…. You’re like a cornered rabbit. Their little rabbit. Their precious little mouse who cowers and squeaks in fear. Their beautiful, docile little dove to adore. Is it patronizing? Perhaps. But that’s the least of your worries now, isn’t it, pet?
#imagine laying half paralyzed in fear against the shoulder of a yandere slasher while they pet your hair and call you sweet things#and the whole time they ignore how terribly you’re shaking#i also love these for part five characters because these are extra fun in Italian. being Risotto’s cerbiatta or coniglietta.#Formaggio would quite literally shrink you down and then call you topolina. you really are his little mouse now aren’t you?#slasher au#huh. found this in my drafts from god knows when. hello 👀
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if i see one more art post of Sebastian with a six pack i will actually cry
#i could see him MAYBE having some muscle in his arms/shoulders due to having to do maintenance on his bike#but he does NOT work out. and he DEFINITELY doesn't have the diet required for a shrink-wrapped Instagram model's body#sdv#seb#shoulder shrugging
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#because i keep seeing people who say he should've turned into a snake instead of shrinking and i agree#good omens#good omemes#stuff#drafts that the demon on my shoulder posted while i was asleep
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every time an article of men's clothing is a little ill-fitted on me and there's an almost-identical women's version i wonder if i ought to just suck it up and get that instead—and that voice is the devil* talking
because (a) the ways it would 'fit me better' are also the ways it would be depressingly distractingly feminizing, like, that non-adherence to my actual form is doing important gender-affirming work for me! and (b) even if it looks like a plausibly androgynous garment on the female model, it always turns out to be noticeably not-actually-androgynous once i get it on—a scoopier neckline is the most common culprit but there's always something >:(
⸻ * disclaimer that i don't believe in the devil and i do generally want to avoid casually regurgitating christian turns of phrase but. you know. joci causa.
#context here is that i got a shirt on steep discount that is perfect in basically all ways except 4 length due 2 my being very short 4 a guy#i was SUCH an average girl height... 😔 that said women's clothing didn't fit my shoulders so like. problems either way really#anyway this post is just talking myself out of false nostalgia really#the grass is not greener on the other side!! it never was or will be!!#plan: we'll see if it shrinks in the wash/dryer and if it doesn't i do actually think it's livable‚ i'll probs just tuck it in anyway#slash i could always hem it if it really bugs me‚ i HAVE ever done that by hand and i did a good lasting job of it actually.#and yeah i AM patting myself on the back about that‚ who else is gonna talk me up in this beautiful bitch of a world if not me.#(very alternatively i could actually (re)learn 2 use the sewing machine that's here but like. is that likely.)#(gnothi seauton etc.)#journaling#sartorial#mundanities#what is gender we just don't know
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biblically innacurate version of @cuuno's casey jones
#atticus speaks#why did he shrink like halfway through my drawing process#i had him thick shoulders and then they shronk
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my issun disability thesis has been festering for over a year. incase you were wondering
#running to my beautiful and perfect friends shaking them by the shoulders telling them abt this#in exchange for them doing the exactsame thing to me with their interests . disabled symbiosis disabled telepathy#tbeh with the hammer whenyou. shrink down and realize the world has been so SCARY for him this entire time. im normal btw haha silly game#picking him up with my teeth and shaking him arou d like a chew toy rrraufuguhrrrrrr
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