#shrimp emotions time
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Cleo drowned. While being chased by most of the server.
Again.
I have said it before, on MCNN: Is anyone else getting deja vu?
#traffic spoilers#life spoilers#life series spoilers#secret life spoilers#slsmp spoilers#the double life and last life parallels are just *chef's kiss*#shrimp emotions time#update: i am a goofus. last time she drowned was as the last yellow#not green#but my point still stands#something something history doesnt repeat itself but it sure does rhyme#hooray for the option to edit things i suppose
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua, and Di Feisheng together. The gifs show, in order: Fang Duobing elbowing Di Feisheng away as he tries to choke Li Lianhua, Fand Duobing stopping the three of them as they walk and gesturing to Di Feisheng, Li Lianhua pouring tea for Di Feisheng and refusing to do so for Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng steadying Li Lianhua as he wears the wedding dress, Fang Duobing smelling his arm and scowling as Li Lianhua smells Di Feisheng's wound in the Lotus Tower, Fang Duobing pointing at Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua tapping his arm away, the three of them walking together as Li Lianhua looks at a map, both of them helping Li Lianhua sit up, the three of them standing all holding swords, and Fang Duobing and Di Feisheng on the beach, with Li Lianhua on the shore in a fur coat. /end ID]
#the one where fang duobing is smelling his arm and li lianhua is smelling di feisheng is so fucking funny to me#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#fang duobing#di feisheng#莲花楼#cdramaedit#mlcbedit#lhledit#my gifs#every time i rewatch the very last scene i discover new shrimp emotions previously unknown to me#the pan back from the sea.... god DAMN it for REAL!!!!!
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The grim reaper outfit is making me feral every time I see it so here's a quick sketch of it :)
I'm also actually pretty pleased with the eyes for once
#this special outfit makes me feel like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time#i feel the emotional equivalent of shrimp colors every time i see it#beautiful beautiful war criminal#my babygirl#such a pretty little princess#simon ghost riley#call of duty#ghost#ghost cod#ghost call of duty#grim reaper ghost#simon riley#my art
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hi, ricky. i love your art style, and the way you do the lines is so cool! could you please draw duke keane from hatchetfield?
Howdy! Thank you so much, oh my goodness! Of course I can draw some more Duke for ya! He’s one of my favorite Hatchetfield characters, and criminally, i’ve only drawn him a few times.
Have a doodle page! <3
#truly THE guy ever#can’t not feel shrimp emotions when thinking about him#drawing Duke is so much fun#(says the person who thinks drawing ANY Curt Mega character is fun)#thank you for the ask!#I’m really trying to get better at responding to these#I have a lot of em in my inbox that I’ve really been meaning to get to#yall are just such lovely people and I hate to make you wait#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#duke keane#nightmare time#nightmare time 2#Curt mega#nightmare time 3#I’m soooo nervous (and excited!) for nmt 3- I just KNOW holloween is going to murder me dead#Starkid#team starkid#killer track#my art#asks
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The idea that shrimp see colors we don't has been debunked--they have more types of color receptors, but they can't combine them nearly as well as we can so they actually see fewer colors.
But damn did that misconception lead to a useful way to describe things that are otherwise impossible to describe.
#shrimp colors#shrimp emotions#linguistics#how animals work#that time travel podcast#five dimensional chess
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Inconsolable over saapfrin internally going on about their cheeks hurting from how much they've been keeping up a smile, how they HAVE to keep this fixed grin, and then as Loop, the Universe went "Oh? You don't want to smile anymore? That's okay. I'll Just Take Your Mouth."
#isat#isat spoilers#loop isat#feeling loop emotions again theyre like shrimp emotions but they go teehee every time I wail in agony#in stars and time
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So Much (For) Stardust by Fall Out Boy // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 2)
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#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#hockey poetry#an edit a day til penguins hockey (a countdown)#penguins.art#the russian bear#what did you think I wasn’t gonna make you cry thinking about the 08 cup loss?#when geno looks like that?#and smfs gives me shrimp emotions about the promise of the boys (promise that they’ve delivered on 3 times over)#(but what about the one time they fell short? do we think about that at all?)#give it up for day 2! two days left before hockey#can’t believe I’m almost done#there’s Chad days left until the regular season#fob x pens
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maybe if you get angry enough, it’ll make you real again
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(in which the caption is a picture)
bonus (my girlfriend):
#shrimp gifs#hongjoong#seonghwa#yeosang#mingi#wooyoung#san#ateez#kpop#LEGIT. WHAT'S. GOING ON. they're so stone-faced and/or almost wary of each other. no 'oh shit captain you're alive! hooray!'#just. hwa hopping down and tossing hj the duffel bag. and the look hj gives him looks almost pained? though i'm super bad at telling#emotions from faces so idk BUT LIKE. GOD#there was a fic that played with this a bit. like it had hj trapped in the house AS WELL AS a time loop or sorts and it took LONG for him t#get out so when the lads finally reunited with him they didn't trust him fully at first because Man What Happened To You#it was so good. i should find it again OTL
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- Hungover in the City of Dust by Autoheart
#minecraft story mode#mcsm lukas#mcsm jesse#mcsm aiden#bakery au#bakery au Lukas…….I love you bakery au Lukas……..#may or may not contain future chapter spoilers. not saying what :3#this part of the song gives me shrimp emotions every time I listen to it#my art
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speechless because @xoxoemynn sent me custom-made commemorative coasters and a mug of the time david jenkins reblogged my gifset i mean PLEASE 😭😭😭
I'M IN TEARS EMY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU. NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE CARD BECAUSE I WILL CRY FR AGAIN
i was already so grateful you'd send along the stuff i ordered (and the most well-traveled lil vampire guy who has now found a purple crocodino boyfriend in denmark, look at them!!) and then you did all this what the fuck 😭
(i got the t-shirt and a few of the stickers myself but i was NOT PREPARED FOR ALL THIS)
i'm struggling to find words for how touched i am and how lucky i feel to have you in my life 😭
i think this might have healed something in me from having the cancellation happen on my birthday (😔✌️) like this fandom is incredible and has helped me meet people who mean so much to me, i couldn't imagine my life without you 💖💖💖 marianne you're the kindest loveliest person and you deserve all the best in the world, thank you for being just the way you are 🥹💗
#🐭📓#this one goes out to the rest of evil gang too MEOW I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AKSJDHJKS#seriously this is the... fourth time i've received mail from people i've met through this fandom and EVERY TIME IT GIVES ME SHRIMP EMOTIONS#LIKE HOW ARE THERE SO MANY LOVELY INCREDIBLE PEOPLE HERE#who care enough about little me in this tiny cold country to send such lovely letters 😭#HEART SO FUCKING FULL
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who is a person who is three?
fanart for @theminecraftbee ‘s fic ‘solving counting sheep’ which i read in a single sitting. me when stories about identity <3
also fun fact i had another version of the watcher’s mask up until the finishing touches basically. the reason for this was that i misread ‘plain white oval with a symbol on it’ as ‘with a plain white oval on it’. somehow. i may be dumb
i now know the mask is supposed to be black on white but i’m not repainting the whole thing </3 the harlequin mask barely looks like a harlequin so we’re taking some liberties here anyways
#solving counting sheep#mcyt#my art#illustration#not sure what to tag tbh… tagging as grian would kind of go against the entire point wouldnt it#this piece was a STRUGGLE#from trying to remember how to draw faces to trying to remember how colors work i did not have an easy time with this#for reference i started it over a week ago and have just been picking at it every day since#pretty happy with where it ended up though#anyways#go read solving counting sheep (and second’s other fics for that matter)#they make me feel shrimp emotions 👍
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Thinking about Henry Peglar again. Everybody take cover
#the heron speaketh#henry peglar#the terror#im feeling shrimp emotions#genuinely#might elaborate if i have time im at work right now but just know! im feeling unwell
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technically over the minimum word count for yuletide already but what i have is just a bunch of vignettes with a half-formed theme and i want to write more anyway. and my original plan was to do a non linear narrative / vignettes thing. now however i fear i'm not going to form a cohesive theme and it's just going to be like uhhhh. okay? this won't be true and i of course have like almost two months to finish it but anyway. hate when i'm in a crazy good writing groove and then i hit a temporary stopping point like wow what if i just blew up instead
#writing tag#i don't expect anybody to gaf i just can't help yapping about what i'm up to in my google docs at all times#i do also hope you guys will read/like it .... i do so far. giving myself shrimp emotions writing it.#also excited for the pinch hits to be claimed so i can see everybodys prompts. im so nosy
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feeling shrimp emotions (<-just finished ten thousandth relisten of taz balance)
#I know it’s been said a thousand times and it’s gonna keep being said#but fuck#TAZ Balance is such a fucking good story#No other podcast makes me feel the shrimp emotions this one does#I’m never gonna get over how beautiful the finale was#while sTILL BEING A SLAPSTICK DISASTER#Griffin is such a good DM and Clint and Justin and Travis are such good players#anyway this podcast means so much to me that’s all ty for your time#taz balance#the zone cast#taz#the adventure zone
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