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lillesfavouritecubes · 1 year ago
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Cleo drowned. While being chased by most of the server.
Again.
I have said it before, on MCNN: Is anyone else getting deja vu?
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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts
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i forgot about that
#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift#that's the main selling point#anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender#the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u#bc i am. i am judging u#why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this#there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead#a grocery store shrimp platter for instance#with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time#hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta#oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA#FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA#and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is#so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely#my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal#instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water#then coat in flour#THATS IT JUST FLOUR#No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT#coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat#until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension#so. so yeah#that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra#(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens#pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious#ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts#shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option#HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night
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recapitulation · 5 months ago
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[ID: gifs from the series "Mysterious Lotus Casebook" showing the characters Fang Duobing, Li Lianhua, and Di Feisheng together. The gifs show, in order: Fang Duobing elbowing Di Feisheng away as he tries to choke Li Lianhua, Fand Duobing stopping the three of them as they walk and gesturing to Di Feisheng, Li Lianhua pouring tea for Di Feisheng and refusing to do so for Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng steadying Li Lianhua as he wears the wedding dress, Fang Duobing smelling his arm and scowling as Li Lianhua smells Di Feisheng's wound in the Lotus Tower, Fang Duobing pointing at Di Feisheng and Li Lianhua tapping his arm away, the three of them walking together as Li Lianhua looks at a map, both of them helping Li Lianhua sit up, the three of them standing all holding swords, and Fang Duobing and Di Feisheng on the beach, with Li Lianhua on the shore in a fur coat. /end ID]
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lefttoesucker · 9 months ago
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The grim reaper outfit is making me feral every time I see it so here's a quick sketch of it :)
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I'm also actually pretty pleased with the eyes for once
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ricky-mortis · 6 months ago
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hi, ricky. i love your art style, and the way you do the lines is so cool! could you please draw duke keane from hatchetfield?
Howdy! Thank you so much, oh my goodness! Of course I can draw some more Duke for ya! He’s one of my favorite Hatchetfield characters, and criminally, i’ve only drawn him a few times.
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Have a doodle page! <3
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sandybrett · 1 year ago
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The idea that shrimp see colors we don't has been debunked--they have more types of color receptors, but they can't combine them nearly as well as we can so they actually see fewer colors.
But damn did that misconception lead to a useful way to describe things that are otherwise impossible to describe.
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Inconsolable over saapfrin internally going on about their cheeks hurting from how much they've been keeping up a smile, how they HAVE to keep this fixed grin, and then as Loop, the Universe went "Oh? You don't want to smile anymore? That's okay. I'll Just Take Your Mouth."
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lovethytendytenderly · 1 month ago
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So Much (For) Stardust by Fall Out Boy // an edit a day til penguins hockey, a countdown (day 2)
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maybe if you get angry enough, it’ll make you real again
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leatherbookmark · 7 months ago
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(in which the caption is a picture)
bonus (my girlfriend):
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froggychair05 · 5 days ago
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- Hungover in the City of Dust by Autoheart
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bizarrelittlemew · 7 months ago
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speechless because @xoxoemynn sent me custom-made commemorative coasters and a mug of the time david jenkins reblogged my gifset i mean PLEASE 😭😭😭
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I'M IN TEARS EMY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU. NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE CARD BECAUSE I WILL CRY FR AGAIN
i was already so grateful you'd send along the stuff i ordered (and the most well-traveled lil vampire guy who has now found a purple crocodino boyfriend in denmark, look at them!!) and then you did all this what the fuck 😭
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(i got the t-shirt and a few of the stickers myself but i was NOT PREPARED FOR ALL THIS)
i'm struggling to find words for how touched i am and how lucky i feel to have you in my life 😭
i think this might have healed something in me from having the cancellation happen on my birthday (😔✌️) like this fandom is incredible and has helped me meet people who mean so much to me, i couldn't imagine my life without you 💖💖💖 marianne you're the kindest loveliest person and you deserve all the best in the world, thank you for being just the way you are 🥹💗
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boxbug · 1 year ago
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who is a person who is three?
fanart for @theminecraftbee ‘s fic ‘solving counting sheep’ which i read in a single sitting. me when stories about identity <3
also fun fact i had another version of the watcher’s mask up until the finishing touches basically. the reason for this was that i misread ‘plain white oval with a symbol on it’ as ‘with a plain white oval on it’. somehow. i may be dumb
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i now know the mask is supposed to be black on white but i’m not repainting the whole thing </3 the harlequin mask barely looks like a harlequin so we’re taking some liberties here anyways
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the-holy-ghosted · 10 months ago
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Thinking about Henry Peglar again. Everybody take cover
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vaperarmand · 20 days ago
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technically over the minimum word count for yuletide already but what i have is just a bunch of vignettes with a half-formed theme and i want to write more anyway. and my original plan was to do a non linear narrative / vignettes thing. now however i fear i'm not going to form a cohesive theme and it's just going to be like uhhhh. okay? this won't be true and i of course have like almost two months to finish it but anyway. hate when i'm in a crazy good writing groove and then i hit a temporary stopping point like wow what if i just blew up instead
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its-your-mind · 2 years ago
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feeling shrimp emotions (<-just finished ten thousandth relisten of taz balance)
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