#shq:starter

[dsteezyx]

“Today has been such a crazy fucking day and honestly,I’m loved every second of it. Now to get ready for christmas and maybe a secret show back home. Anyways I’m Derek and I love the holidays.”

[ravenmoriarty-blog]

raven ⇆ open.

raven: is it acceptable to just wear an american flag wrapped like a towel today

raven: freedom

[eliswoods-blog]

“ so at work this morning, this lady came in looking more hungover than the irish after motherfucking saint patty’s day.which, yeah was relatable and all, but i was taking her order, you know, since i actually was doing my job for once---but then all of the sudden she won’t stop looking at me in the eye, you know, and next thing you know her shirt’s about three inches lower and she’s fucking winking, wining. she looked old enough to be my mom. but that’s not the worst part. after that she leaned across the counter and whispered, remember me? right into my goddamn ear. i guess i met her last night--i guess that would explain the lilac hand sanitizer i found in my jacket this morning. “ 

[rogersonja-blog]

‘ so the head cook at work            ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶       angel           ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶ ̶       his last day was today. i brought him cupcakes, but it’s sad to see him go ; mostly because his name makes me think of buffy. ’

[imogenhfs-blog]

          “ so today i did this one couple’s wedding photography, and i never truly believed in the myth of the bridezilla until now. i honestly don’t know how the groom didn’t take that last chance and run for the church doors. weddings are already my least favorite things to shoot for, and today’s lovely experience bumped them down even lower on the list. i keep making myself available for this kind of shit so that way i’ve got, y’know, money coming in, but at this rate i think i’m just going to begin looking into gentlemen’s clubs that are currently hiring. be sure to stop by and throw me a few dollar bills, yeah? ”

[lunawyd-blog]

“today, a fly flew into my eye and another one flew into my nose like, ten minutes later. if you need me, i’ll be hiding in my apartment with the windows shut for the rest of the summer.”

[daphnechen]

daph: remember that scene in scott pilgrim vs the world when ramona says bread makes u fat?? daph: well apparently so does eating an entire tub of nutella with a spoon daph: i’m callin bullshit

[kcmi-blog1]

imessage → all

kamilla: okay i need you to keep an open mind while answering this

kamilla: do you think aliens are real?

[avdotyarudy-blog]

❛ just got off a twenty-two hour shift, yeah? only call we got the whole time was about someone’s dog bein’ lost. literally no idea where that dude got off thinking we were the ones he should be calling. said something about a broken fence, though, so i think he wanted us to fix it? yeah, i’ve got no clue what was up with that. ❜

[plsimogene-blog]

SMS | tba. 🌴

IMMY: wanna do me a solid and bring me some froyo?

IMMY: it would be much appreciated.

[dsteezyx]

“What’s everyone gonna be doing on New Years eve? I need something to do.”

[chipnotskylark-blog]

yaboychip: its friday n im about to turn tf up at charlie’s kitchen yaboychip: who wants 2 join me????

[ravenmoriarty-blog]

     ❛   ———–   i’ve wasted so much of my day playing basketball on facebook messenger. wish i had never been told that this was a thing.   ❜

[eliswoods-blog]

“ do you think we’re really actually here right now? or is this just a figment of our imaginations--yours and mine, yeah. we could both be dreaming right now, in some other universe on some other planet where humans are bugs and bugs are humans. think about it. “ 

[rogersonja-blog]

‘ y’know, sometimes, i wish i had an identical twin. she’d save me so much time for things ; need to be in two places at once ? send twin to work. too sick to go to work, but still need the money ? send twin to work. though, this sounds like i need a robot who looks just like me ..... i’m too overworked for this. & regrettably, i need another job. as in, two at once. ’

[shtjaime-blog]

jaimean: told the bartender that it was my bday 

jaimean: nd he gave me 3 beers on the house 

jaimean: my bday was a month ago :))