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jaime: honestly no promises..

jaime: i think forgetting everything is my subconscious way of coping w how terrible i get when drunk..

jaime: but if u stick a sticky note on my forehead or smth that will prob work

kami: i’ll drink to that

kami: just make sure to remember this when u sober :’)

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“Uh-huh, and was that guy on drugs?”

“ actually no, not right now. find me in like, four hours, then your answer’ll be a sure maybe. but now? just thinking. i saw this guy down the street telling anyone who’d listen about how we’re all in a simulation, and it got me thinking. “ 

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jaime: shit. u srs ??  thought u were like,, 5. wow

jaime: only half !! i was drunk u know i get hungry when im wasted

jaime: wanna know what keeps me up at night? ur fricking mariah carey music

jaime: actually.. i still think ur 5 . birth certificate pls or i dont believe u pal

luna: im 22 but Ok .

luna: u brought it home but u ate it while i was asleep ://

luna: what did i ever do to u to make u hate me so much …. it keeps me up every night 

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jaime: omg

jaime: i just said it was my bday i didnt say 21st :/// i prob could have scored more beer

jaime: invite me sometime pls

bayleaf: i fake my birthday every week somewhere new boo

bayleaf: esp when u say it’s ur 21st bday

bayleaf: its gr8

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jaime: hot ? sure, practical ? nope

jaime: cavemen can be homeless !!!!!!!!!! they live in a cave by todays standards thats homeless AND sketchy

lukahan: for ur information  lukahan: my landlord is a lady n she happens to think i look hot like this lukahan: did i nOT saY I LOOK LIKE A CAVEMAN?????

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jaime: sweetie. was that supposed to be insulting bc yikes..

jaime: also ?? i dont remember giving out my snapchat to you ??? um lmao ??

nahla: was that supposed to be interesting bc yikes

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jaime: WHAT

jaime: my friend.. how do u live

jaime: just tell me you still do drink some sort of alcohol right

layla: congrats !! layla: i wish i was good at lying layla: but then again i don’t like beer anyway

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Dance With Me “This is not good idea.”

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legendarymemes:

WARM AND FUZZY MEME! SEND AN EMOTICON FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO: 🍨 YOUR MUSE SHARING A DESSERT WITH MINE 🎂 YOUR MUSE CELEBRATING MINE’S BIRTHDAY WITH MINE ☕ YOUR MUSE BRINGING MINE A WARM DRINK 🍴 YOUR MUSE MAKING DINNER FOR MINE 💀 YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MY MUSE DURING A SCARY MOVIE 💍 YOUR MUSE PROPOSING TO MINE 💋 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A KISS (SPECIFY WHERE) 👐 YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A HUG 🐟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE TO THE AQUARIUM FOR THE DAY 💐 YOUR MUSE BRINGING MY MUSE FLOWERS 🌛 YOUR MUSE CUDDLING MINE AS THEY SETTLE DOWN TO SLEEP 🌟 YOUR MUSE TAKING MINE STARGAZING ❄ YOUR MUSE THROWING A SNOWBALL AT MY MUSE 💧 YOUR MUSE CLIMBING INTO THE SHOWER WITH MINE 🐁  YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ MOUSE 🛀  YOUR MUSE RUNNING A BUBBLE BATH FOR MINE 🎨  YOUR MUSE DRAWING/PAINTING A PORTRAIT OF MY MUSE ⚽  YOUR MUSE CHALLENGING MY MUSE TO A GAME 🎸  YOUR MUSE PLAYING MUSIC/SINGING FOR MY MUSE 💌  YOUR MUSE SENDING MINE A LOVE LETTER 🎁  YOUR MUSE GIVING MINE A GIFT 💔  YOUR MUSE COMFORTING MINE AFTER THEIR HEART IS BROKEN ❤ YOUR MUSE DECLARING LOVE FOR MINE 💕 YOUR MUSE TELLING MY MUSE THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS 

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jaime: r u saying i look younger than 21..

jaime: HA . thanks pal :`)

jaime: probably bc i am ur local broke sponsor in need of a homie

yaboychip: damn he didnt even ask for id?? interesting

yaboychip: if i randomly show up there do u think u could give me a beer

yaboychip: pls i am ur local broke homie in need of some alcohol

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sorry i wasnt on at all today and yesterday too !! i fell asleep yesterday and went out today but tomorrow ill try 2 do some replies and plotting stuff too, i swear im not ignoring u im honestly just Trash ™..

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Masterlist of Memes

Symbols

☹ My muse is visiting your muse on their death bed

♫ A drabble about our muses inspired by the next song that comes on shuffle

☻ A drabble of our muses on their wedding day

☺ my muse trying to piss yours off

ت our muses running into each other after not seeing each other for several years

ヅ for a situation that got both our muses arrested

シ my muse walks in on your naked

Ü your muse walks in on my muse naked

ϡ a goodbye letter from my muse to yours

♥ you muse suprises my muse with a kiss

۵ my muse kisses yours to shut them up

ღ a forehead kiss from my muse

웃 my muse torturing yours for information

유 my muse trying to seduce information from your muse

♈ a holiday drabble featuring our muses

♉ our muses are together when they get ambushed

≑ my muse wakes up in your muse’s body

?  my muse will ask your muse a question they always wanted to ask

+ my muse has died and your muse is included in their will

◈ my muse’s reaction to finding your muse beaten and bruised 

♊ my muse will do something stupid to impress your muse

✃ your muse visiting mine in the psych ward

♋ my muse visiting yours in the psych ward

❅ my muse rescues yours

✪ my muse seeing the ghost of your muse

● my muse’s turn offs

○ my muse’s turn ons

△ our muse’s get in a playful wrestling match

⍢ my muse gives yours a hickey

✧ our muses having dinner together

☎ my muse drunk dials your muse

✈ our muses on a flight together

☼ my muse giving yours a massage

♡ my muse flirts with your mue

☣ your muse visiting my muse in prison

♌ your muse visiting mine in prison

X my muse doesn’t remember anything from the night before. They have blood on their hands, and your muse is beaten at their feet.

☁ our muses are trapped in a fire together

〰 our muses are at the beach together

❢ my muse has lost their memory, and at the sight of your muse starts to remember things

✑ my muses daily routine

❂ a new years eve memory from my muse

✬ our muses share a new years eve kiss

✆ your muses name, ringtone, and icon in the muse’s phone

◙ a christmas gift from my muse

♍ a sexual story from my muse

₩ our muses are caught in a thunder storm together

❊  a regret my muse has about your muse

♎ your muse tracing one of my muse’s scars

♏ my muse tracing a scar of your muse’s

♐ my muse hearing your muse scream

♑ our muses go out for coffee together

♒ my muse visit’s your muse’s grave

♓ my muse injures your muse

✄ your muse injures my muse

☩ a dream my muse has about your muse

☨ my muse searching for your muse

☦ my muse trying to cheer up your muse

✞ my muse taking care of a your muse while their sick

✛ my muse trying to calm your muse down

✜ my muse trying to get your muse to recover from amnesia

✝ a confession from my muse to yours

✙ our muses shopping together

✠ our muses watching the stars together

« a past memory with our muses

» a daydream my muse has about yours

✐ a mistletoe kiss

✎ our muses going to a costume ball together

✏ our muses are evil and out reaking havoc together

♔ a kiss on the cheek

♕ a kiss on the palms

♖ a kiss on the back of the hand

♗ a kiss on the nose

♘ a kiss on the eyelids

♙ a kiss on a bruise

Sentence Memes

“You belong to me”

“I found you”

“I’m in jail”

“You make me so hot”

“I have to leave”

“Please don’t leave”

“And what about our parents?”

“Who did this to you?”

“You shouldn’t have done that”

“What happened last night”

“We never tell anyone about this”

“So, you want to play games?”

“Does that require pants?”

“Lets just have a lazy day”

“Then go kill the bitch”

“I’m pregnant”

“You broke me”

“Don’t touch me”

“You can’t fix this”

“There’s nowhere we can hide”

“I’m not listening”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I don’t need you here.”

“Did I fall asleep?”

“A little evil goes a long, long way.”

“I will not die.”

“I don’t care.”

“I have no regrets.”

“I feel numb.”

“All monsters are human.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.”

“You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine.“”

“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”

“Let’s get you to bed.”

“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Do you trust me?”

“How did you escape?”

“Is that blood behind your ear?”

“Take. This. Off. ”

“What’s in it for me?”

“What’s in it for you?”

xtylerlockwood

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chip, the goldfish, the ghost, jaime, daphne & logan

do the sexy love™ with: jaime,  because i’m all for trying new things

sacrifice myself for: the goldfish, window is my child

kick: the ghost

take to prom: daphne

abandon in jurassic park: logan

push off a bridge: chip

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luka, luna, imogene, owen, kami, layla

imma change this one up bc most of the ppl r similar

do the sexy love™ with: kami but like.. in a platonic non-creepy way pls dont sue me 4 sexual harassment

sacrifice myself for: luna even tho ?? idk who dat is ??

kick: luka

take to prom: layla

abandon in jurassic park: imogene

push off a bridge: owen sorry pal ill send down some weed 4 u

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luna, layla, kami, luka, owen & sarah

do the sexy love™ with: ok But luka

sacrifice myself for: layla

kick: sarah soz

take to prom: kami bc shed probably look good af lbr

abandon in jurassic park: owen cause honestly he’d probably find it 2 be a good time

push off a bridge: luna :-) hasta la vista :-) goodbye :-) ciao :-)

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luka, layla, sonja, owen, shay, luna (push luna plz)

do the sexy love™ with: luka layla have u seen her bye

sacrifice myself for: shay 100%

kick: luka

take to prom: sonja

abandon in jurassic park: owen keeps getting abandoned i should feel bad but ??

push off a bridge: luna (as requested by the fans)

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logan, jamie, kami, daph, shay & jordan

do the sexy love™ with: kami…..

sacrifice myself for: sorry @ everyone else but logan

kick: jordan lmfao

take to prom: shAY

abandon in jurassic park: (would comE BACK FOR HER THO OK) daphne i’m so sorry

push off a bridge: jaime :-)