#shown: agatha leblanc

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"Alarm Fails, Everyone's Fucked" Clip

“Mmmmmmmmph…can’t that damn thing shut off?” Theodore whined.

“No, it can’t.” Henry groaned, pale in the face.

“How?” Theodore groaned.

Wheeler just grumbled as he sat up in a pile of stuffed animals.

“Ladies and gentlemen, there is no emergency going on right now. We do apologize for the malfunction of the ship's horn, and we are working to figure out a solution, which could take 45 minutes to an hour- again, we apologize for any inconvenience and hope you have a magical night.” An announcer spoke.

“Who the FUCK is doing ANYTHING at 2 in the morning on a Disney cruise?” Wheeler asked before seeing Frances reading a book on science with Polly running around the deck. “I stand VERY corrected.”

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been told that the alarm system will be fixed by tomorrow morning at 8, so there should be no itinerary changes of note, thank you for your patience while we fix this issue and have a magical night.” The announcer came back on again.

“YAAAAAAAARRR!” Polly cheered.

“Ma’am. You in the jungle green pajamas, please stop running around and go back to your room.” A cleaning cast member scolded.

Polly paused, then begrudgingly did so.

“What happened?” Frances looked up.

Polly muttered under her breath “I just wanted to run around a lil’ an’ someone scolded me.”

“Well, they’re making sure people can sleep peacefully.” Gertrude tried to explain.

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"Self Care in a Selfless Place" Clip

“So…what do we think the teacher’s gonna get?” Buzz pulled out a bingo sheet. 

“You got roped into the bingo card gambling too, huh.” Booloo laughed. “First Bob, now you.”

“If I get a Bingo, I treat all the hosts to a repeat of the OG Beetlejuice.” Buzz said. “So…it’s a win if you ask me. Besides, my card is jinx based.”

“I’m hungry.” Booloo admitted. “If it’s a food-based jinx, I’m dead.”

“Nah, it has something to do with self-care, no doubt. Maybe something like Roxie’s jinx.” Kandi guessed.

“I think it’ll be an emotion based jinx.” Avery looked over.

Guy looked at a flier. “Are YOU Smarter Than a Kindergartener? FIND OUT NOW!”

“Who are they targeting that shit at?” he asked.

“You.” Booloo chuckled. “For real, they definitely have to throw it.”

“I think she’s gonna act like Buzz when he’s super duper duper stressed!” Honey giggled.

“...yay.” Buzz cheered.

“That’s reassuring…” Nate sighed. “And Helen has the therapy seal, so we’re sorta boned.”

“Bone?” Rose scratched at the entrance. “I like bones.”

Avery looked at the principal. “Dumb question, can my toy dog come inside the school?”

“Sure.” Miss Fitzgerald smiled. “It’s a toy dog, so they won’t be an allergy issue or a poop-in-the-school issue.”

Rose bolted in. “ALRIGHT! I AM NOT AN ISSUE!” 

“It’s like…Martha Speaks, but a toy dog and she’s pink and small.” Avery said. “To all of you who do not know what I’m talking about, we have a lot of catching up to do.”

“Fluffy’s here too. He’s like Rose, but bunny.” Booloo showed Fluffy. 

“Hey.” Fluffy waved. 

“So…you guys are here for the kids?” Miss Fitzgerald asked.

“We’re magical girls.” Nate explained. “Miss Pendleton is being targeted. We’re here to help.”

Agatha sighed as she sat on a bench.

“Why do you hide your hair?”

“Do you miss your family?”

“Can I wear makeup?”

“Why do you dress so fancy?”

“HELP!” Agatha called to the others.

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"Où Est Le Cheesecake?" Clip

“AY, RICKY!” Future!Nate waved. “C’MON!”

“Ye’ll never guess who I bumped into, a few rows ‘way from us.” Ricardo grinned.

“Judging by the accent, I have an idea.” Arianna mused.

“Polly’s visiting! Apparently they booked a similar tour to go visit Tippet’s family.” Future!Nate did not want to correct him. He was happy enough, anyways.

“Facts.” Past!Tippet sighed.

“INCOMING!” Polly laughed as she, Arthur, Edgar, Emily, Gertrude, Henry, Agatha and Theodore got off the bus while Wheeler used the ramp.

“You wanna go to the Louvre after we eat this shortcake?” Past!Booloo’s mouth watered as she glanced at the cakes in the window.

“CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!” May grinned.

“Okay, the bus just left, so while Ray-Ray’s busy, the 10 of us are gonna have a great time out on the town.” Emily beamed.

She then paused, did a quick headcount, and looked pale.

“What?” Polly looked worried.

“There WERE 10 of us on the bus, right?” Emily looked at the group.

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"A Pirate Needs Her Crew" Clip

“Oh don’t be fooled, missy.” Polly mused. “SOME NIGHTS, the waves would be rockin’ and the urge to pillage would grow! The stormy nights always awoke our desires to pillage!”

Beat.

“But THAT’S a story for another night.” she mused.

“Aw come on.” Henry groaned. “Just one more?”“ENCORE! ENCORE!” Emily cheered.

Polly sighed “One. More. Okay, mateys? Because I want to save the more juicy ones when we know each other better.”

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Frances cheered.

Polly smirked. “Ya remind me a bit of Ricardo.” she mused. “Chaotic rascal.”

“Ricardo? Who are they?” Agatha asked.

“Ricardo, where do I begin? He’s the best first mate a Capt’n could ever yearn f’r.” Polly explained. “Eager, excitable and as restless as a pirate crew on a heist!”

“Sounds just like Frances.” Agatha chuckled.

Frances groaned. “I get it, I have a problem.”

“Well this one night, the waves was rocking our wee lil’ ship like a mere leaf and I was in me hammock, reading, when Ricardo looked over at me eagerly, unable to sleep.” Polly explained.

“This sounds more and more like Frances.” Emily smiled. “They can’t sleep, half the time.”

“Half?” Polly paused.

“More like ALL the time.” Edgar laughed.

Polly facepalmed a little. 

“ANYWAYS…” she continued. “On this particular night, Ricardo was extremely sleepless. And the rest of me crew, ‘cept the two o’ us, they were snorin’ away.”

“Go on.” Frances was intrigued.

“So I glanced at ol’ Ricardo and asked him why the heck he was still up. I mean, we were anchored down, no plans for the mornin’ an’ here he was, restless as ever. So I just swayed ‘is hammock a lil, just to see if it’d calm his body- even if it was a lil’ bit. I take the wins I get.” Polly smirked.

“Wish we had a hammock.” Gertrude beamed.

“...Let’s just listen to Polly.” Arthur smiled. “That sounds like the life, though. A hammock, no worries, anchored into the sea…”

“Preach it.” Polly nodded before continuing. “So, that wasn’t workin’, an’ it’d usually work. So the big waves must’ve been makin’ ‘im really restless. So I got out me ol’ squeezebox an’ began singing ol’ shanties.”

Beat.

“THAT didn’t work either.” Polly laughed. “It was a nightmare.”

“I figured.” Emily chuckled. 

“So I needed a foolproof plan. A good capt’n always has a plan, Ms. Rose.” Polly reminded. “I eventually came up with a plan. Had ‘im visualize the ship bobbin’ in the ocean, the gulls squawking o’erhead. The moon glowin’ in the sky. All ‘em whales an’ dolphins splashin’ round. The sharks slowly swimmin’ round our ship.”

Frances did so…and promptly began snuggling up against Agatha.

“After a bit, Ricardo was oddly quiet. An’ lemme tell ya, he was NOT the quiet type.” Polly laughed. “Even when he was asleep, he wasn’t quiet. So I just waited a wee lil’ bit to see if he was okay.”

“Was he?” Theodore mused.

“He was alright, just busy visualizin’ the scenario. I rocked the hammock a lil’ an’ it sent ‘im off t’ dreamland. A good capt’n knows ‘er crew.” Polly beamed.

Frances snored.

Rough Draft