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jeanbeaux · 4 years ago

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OF WHIMS AND WHISKEY

erwin smith x f!reader

w/c: 2.3k

warnings: 18+/smut/MINORS DNI, period era reflective misogyny (its the 60’s), unprotected sex, cum play, finger fucking, age gap, (not relevant to the story but reader is in her early 20’s Erwin is late 30’s), reader and erwin are smoking & drinking but neither are inebriated!

a/n: this is apart of @welcometotheclubhoe’s all around the world collab!! thank u so much for letting me join bby. anyways, this is a mad men!au of sorts so yes i made Erwin a Don Draper type, i hope y’all enjoy!! as always, much love to my beta readers @aiiwa @asahiswrld & @smoochiesdiarie, thank u all for tolerating my filth ❤️❤️.

Having risen to the role of creative director and senior partner at Sina Rose & Reiss at the age of 38, Erwin Smith had found himself growing numb to the luxuries that had greeted him at each level with his rise to the top. As the title on his business cards grew longer, the fabric in his suits became more expensive, the liquor he drank was richer, and the throngs of women that he encountered simply grew in number and beauty. Erwin Smith could very much be described as the man who had it all.

And yet day by day, he found himself wanting to have nothing to do with any of it.

A suit was a suit, whiskey will always burn it’s way down your throat, and every woman who approached him simply melded to his whims in the hopes of him granting them the honor of being Mrs. Smith. His business partners never understood what he meant by this, scoffing at the idea of how Erwin Smith could be discontent with his position in life. Nile always chides him saying that this was simply the consequence of being a bachelor for far too long, and if he had to deal with a pregnant wife, two kids and the idleness of the picket fences, he’d be cursing himself for ever getting disillusioned with the freedom of the city.

Perhaps he was right, but one thing the firm could not overlook was that Erwin’s marital status made it much easier for them to entertain the gifts the clientele would offer in order to gain better deals. Marie would have Nile’s neck if they had a repeat of the Reeves incident, and Miche was far too smitten with his fiancé to tempt fate, which is why Erwin finds himself wrapping up the dealings of a consultation alone with you.

He was sure tonight would be the usual song and dance, a fancy dinner on the client’s dime with a few dolled up faces to join them, and sure enough, he found you waiting for him at the table Marley Pharmaceuticals had reserved at Chez Paradis. He tried to suppress his smirk at the fact that the pretty secretary that junior copywriter Kirstein was fawning over was his date for the night, thinking perhaps for the poor boy's sake he wouldn’t take things too far.

However, the twisted jovialness died quickly when you informed him that you were not waiting on Mr. Jaeger to return from the restroom, and that he had entrusted you to handle the details of the ad layout by yourself. Erwin should have known that the slimy blonde he was dealing with earlier in the week would have pulled a stunt like this, but he swallows his irritation down to indulge in the French cuisine in your company. You two make pleasant conversation over classic novels and the works of the beatniks over Pinot Grigio and terrine, Erwin finding himself surprised at how much you know about Hemmingway and Salinger. Most girls like you were more enthralled by cheap romance novels, yet here you were, countering his disdain for Kerouac’s prose with valid points. Very little progress on the true purpose of the dinner had been made by the time desert had rolled around, so it was agreed that the business portion of the night would be moved to a nightcap in his office.

You’re lighting a cigarette, gazing at the skyline out of the floor to ceiling windows as Erwin pours scotch for the both of you. The city continues to rumble beneath you, the twinkling lights of showboards, the rumble of the cars on the street. Even from a 104 stories up, you feel like you can hear the laughter of everyone who was enchanted by the New Maria City nightlife.

“That’s a nasty habit, you know,” Erwin remarks as he hands you a glass.

“Some would say so,” you muse, “But your firm’s done a pretty good job of convincing the public that it's not.”

He chuckles as he takes the cigarette from your offering hand, the tobacco roll appearing comically small between his large fingers as he takes a drag. “Surgeon General Hange is still on my neck for that one, but it’s not my job to sell the truth, it’s to sell happiness.”

“Then let us toast to happiness,” you say, “May Erwin Smith, the man who makes death look delectable, weave a story of the same caliber for Marley Pharm.”

The deft clink of the crystal fills the room, Erwin giving you a wry smile before saying, “I’m afraid this story might be tougher than we thought. This product of yours, it’s bold.”

You purse painted lips over the rim of the glass. “It’s why we came to the best. Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little challenge now.”

“A contraceptive pill is sure to rock the boat, but that’s not even my main concern. Who would we market it to? With soldiers returning home from the war, undoubtedly there will be a second baby boom. And while we may know that it’s reversible, a pill sounds like a permanent solution.”

“But that’s why we are paying you, isn’t it? To tell the public what it really is?”

“And why would you assume that housewives and their husbands would approve even after we’ve told them? The cigarette fantasy was successful because it soothes them from facing the truths of their routine, what you’re asking for is an upheaval of the notions and ways of your target demographic.”

You mull over what he says, letting it digest as you tap your cigarette into the ashtray on his desk. “Mr. Smith, do you know what goes into making our pills?”

“I believe the reports had said something about a combination of hormones.”

“Estrogen and progesterone, to be precise. However, slapping that across the label is neither flashy or print cost effective, which is how we came up with the consumer name — Liberio — to represent the freedom that comes with the protection. Housewives and husbands can have their opinions, but I think you’re missing the untapped market here.”

“And who would that be?” He asks incredulously.

“Women, Mr. Smith, and solely them. Times are changing. You can still hold on to the past as much as you like, but women want more these days. Even housewives do, but they are too afraid to say it. Why else are we going to college more, marrying later, having children later? Liberio is meant to empower those women, so they have freedom in their choices. There’s the story, Mr. Smith, so tell me, how should we say it best?”

For the first time in his life, Erwin feels bested at his own game. He’s dealt with plenty of people who have gone against his advice numerous times before and the failure that brought to their sales — but to have been presented with a better strategy than anything the copywriters had struggled with for weeks by a client, by a woman, was surely a first. He should feel irate, enraged even, but seeing the small smirk dance upon your lips at the fact that you’ve won simply makes the growing tension between you thicker.

“Well, we’d need to start off with focus group testing. Find out if your theory holds true. ‘Women’ is a pretty general category, so we would need to narrow it down, so how do you suggest we do that?”

“Perhaps start testing with younger women,” you say, stepping forward to bridge the gap between you till you were a breath’s distance away from each other.

“Single women,” you continue, and you rise up on your toes so you can whisper the final criteria in his ear.

“Women like me.”

Whatever restraint Erwin had left in him snaps as your tongue ghosts the shell of his ear, and he’s grabbing your jaw to slant his lips against yours. You moan into his mouth as strong hands give your ass a tight squeeze before they move up to unzip your dress. The deep red fabric pools on the floor, the chill of the room leaving goosebumps on newly exposed skin.

He takes a moment to drink it all in, the way sheer black stockings were stretching over the plush of your thighs, the way the straps connecting to the mesh garter were just guiding him to the dip of your waist, the way your nipples were pebbling against the black lace of your bra.

His hands quickly find purchase on your body once more, grasping the underside of your thighs to prompt you to jump and wrap your legs around his waist. Your mouths connect in a searing kiss once again, his tongue sliding past your parted lips as he walks you to the window, your back hitting the glass with a dull thud.

A low groan leaves him as he pulls away seeing your flushed skin and heaving breasts. And you aren’t any less entranced by the sight of him, he looks even better when he’s undone; blonde locks messily pulled out of the neat combing and icy blue eyes taken over by lusty pupils. He cups your chin gently, his thumb running over your lips to get you to open up so he could slide his thick fingers into the cavern, and you take the cue from his raised brows as a sign to dutifully swirl your tongue around them. Erwin’s throbbing in his slacks at how your lips stretch across his digits as he pumps them in and out of your mouth, a glistening string of saliva breaking as he finally pulls them out.

“You’re already so wet for me, darling,” he notes, earning a mewl from you as he slips his wettend fingers through your panties to run through your folds.

“Mr. Smith,” you gasp, “Please —”

“I think we are well past formalities, don’t you agree, love?” He takes this as an opportunity to slip a finger inside you, the pace not unlike how he was abusing your mouth earlier — purposeful, powerful, leaving you yearning for more.

You nod fervently in response, a breathless “yes, Erwin” sliding past your lips, and the act of obedience earns you another finger. Erwin’s scissoring them lazily now, stretching and pressing against your walls, and you realize he’s been trying to get you to beg for him to get to what you really want.

“Erwin,” you plead, voice broken, “I want m-more, please just, just fuck me already.” You shift your hips in a pathetic attempt to buck on his hand, but he quickly catches on, his other hand tightening the steel grip he has on your thighs to hold you still.

“You aren’t ready for me yet, darling,” he hums, curling his fingers to strike that spongy spot. “No, not nearly enough. Want to feel you come undone like this for me first.” Your legs are starting to shake as he increases his speed, jaw trembling as you whine when he finally begins to rub his thumb over your aching clit and with two precise circles, you’re seeing stars, quivering in his hold as your release runs down his forearm.

Your hands fall from the vice grip you’ve had on his hair to claw at his belt, shifting your feet up to desperately push his slacks down. He chuckles at your neediness before wiping your slick on his boxer briefs, pulling them down to release his aching cock from his confines.

The sight of it causes you to gulp, long and so thick with a flushed red head leaking with precum; you're not even sure you would be able to wrap your hand fully around his girth. Erwin senses your nerves as he starts to reposition you, hooking his arms underneath your knees as he lines himself up with your needy hole, murmuring reassurances into your sweat slickened skin about how he’ll take it slow.

He pushes into you with a guttural groan, using every ounce of restraint to not just sheath himself fully; you’re just so warm, so inviting. He isn’t even half way in yet and your mind is starting to go hazy at how full you are. Your breaths are labored by the time your hips are flush with the dark blonde curls at the base of his cock, Erwin giving your walls a moment to adjust before picking you up and moving you like a doll across his length.

It’s almost embarrassing how quickly he’s reduced you to a mess, you can’t even form a coherent thought as he slams into you again and again with powerful thrusts, so you claw into the back of his dress shirt to try to ground yourself in reality. Erwin’s praises at how tight you were were punctuated with the wet slaps of skin, he wasn’t going to last for much longer if you kept clamping down on him like that, and so his hand snakes to the junction where your bodies meet again to rub at your clit, sending you hurtling into your second orgasm of the night with a broken cry that fills the office.

He follows shortly after you, hot ropes of cum filling your insides as you milk him dry. He pulls out of you with a hiss, the thick white fluid dripping out of your abused hole. His hand is back by your puffy lips again, slowly pumping with the seed flowing out of you back into your cunt.

“What?” He chuckles, responding to the questioning look in your blissed out eyes. “You did say you were protected, didn’t you?” He moves closer to press a kiss to your cheek, his aquiline nose brushing against soft skin as he leans in to whisper in your ear.

“Consider this product testing, darling.”

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aegirheaded · 5 years ago

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@byordeal liked for a starter!

“It is marvelous, is it not?” He asked to the passer-by, who was (unfortunate enough to be) within earshot.

“These columns are not old by any means, but have been crafted to give off a classical, almost ancient air. The stage within, surrounded by the sea. Even the showboard is positively brimming with up-and-coming plays and shows.”

He turned now, to see her face proper.

“Theaters are like a great treasure, would you not say so?”

#i saw she hangs out by the theater of calliope so that's where I stuck 'em!#byordeal

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sosisovna · 8 years ago

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QUICKSILVER NEW STAR CAMP P. 2

--- Sochi Olympic Village 2017 ---

#showboarding #quicksilver #new star camp #mountains #snowboard tricks

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sevendesignassociates · 2 years ago

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A classic Peugeot 205 gti represented on this car show board. A great conversation starter as it talks about the restoration project. Great for use at classic car shows.

#carshowboards #carshowboard #carshowboardsuk #showboard #showboards #cardisplay #carmarketing #carporn #carshowuk #carshowsuk #carshow #carshows #carsandcoffee #carsofinstagram #carpromotions #uk #instalove #classiccars #drivetastefully #classicandsportscar #carclub #classiccarshows #classiccarshowsuk #modifiedcars #modified #carphotography #205gti #Peugeot

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lusinesworld · 3 years ago

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#carrd icons #bios #locs #carrd gifs

#carrd pngs #soft moodboard #alternative moodboard #kpop messy moodboard #white moodboard #y2k moodboard #indie moodboard #coquette moodboard #colorful moodboard #kpop gg icons #kpop gifs #pastel moodboard #black moodboard #grunge moodboard #dolette moodboard #edgy moodboard #blue moodboard #wonyoung headers #wonyoung layouts #wonyoung icons #wonyoung moodboard #ive icons #ive layouts #izonemoodboard #izonelayouts #ive moodboard #lusinesworld #lusineboard #lusinemoodboard #showboard #pastel #fyp #foryoupage #trending #traditional #lusine

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deliciousrunawaywizard · 3 years ago

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How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands

How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands Windows 10

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How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands Command

Open Source applications for Sun Solaris. Visit our News Page to read the latest goings on at UNIX. How To install Solaris 11 automated install server. All /Datacenter /General. The Oracle Explorer.

Oracle Explorer must be installed in the global zone if you are installing it on the Solaris 10 Operating System (Solaris OS). If a version of Oracle Explorer is installed on the host, remove the SUNWexplo and SUNWexplu (if found any) packages before installing the new Oracle Explorer package.

If your system is a SunFire midframe server (38x0, 48x0, or 68x0 model), use this command to include data from the system console:

Vitamaster 1700 treadmill. Installing IDR on solaris 11 is different from Solaris 10 (patches). Ex4 to mq4 decompiler online. They called it idr (interim diagnostic relief) indentifier on Solaris 1. Taking explorer on SUN machines.

# /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,scextended If your system uses an alom (advanced lights out manager), some additional data can be collected. Systems that use that include: Sun Fire V210,V240,V250,V245,V440,V440R,V445 Server Netra 240,440 (AC) Server Use this command: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,alomextended If your system uses T1 processors (system type starts with T, and uname -a command will say architecture is sun4v), use this command: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,Tx000 For any other model of Sun system, use this command: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e The -q option suppresses printing of error messages during the run. The -e option prevents explorer from automatically sending email. The -w scextended option collects data from the system console (sc). If you cannot run explorer for some reason, here are the most important things to collect: /var/adm/messages or messages.# file for the time when the crash was taken. Be sure to include any messages that occurred just before panic. /etc/system file output of the showrev -p command, for a list of patches on system Detailed hardware configuration of the system. To determine which command to use, issue the command uname -m to find the system architecture type. If it is sun4u, send the output of this command: /usr/platform/sun4u/sbin/prtdiag -v If it is sun4v, send the output of this command:

/usr/platform/sun4v/sbin/prtdiag -v

Output of this command: prtconf -vp If your system is a SunFire midframe server (38x0, 48x0, or 68x0 model), include the output of these commands to collect data from the system console:

showlogs -v showlogs -d showboards -v showplatform -v showenvironment -v showsc -v If your system is a SunFire midframe server (38x0, 48x0, or 68x0 model), use this command to include data from the system console: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,scextended If your system uses an alom (advanced lights out manager), some additional data can be collected. Systems that use that include: Sun Fire V210,V240,V250,V245,V440,V440R,V445 Server Netra 240,440 (AC) Server Use this command: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,alomextended If your system uses T1 processors (system type starts with T, and uname -a command will say architecture is sun4v), use this command:

# /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e -w default,Tx000

How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands Windows 10

For any other model of Sun system, use this command: # /opt/SUNWexplo/bin/explorer -q -e The -q option suppresses printing of error messages during the run. The -e option prevents explorer from automatically sending email. The -w scextended option collects data from the system console (sc). If you cannot run explorer for some reason, here are the most important things to collect: /var/adm/messages or messages.# file for the time when the crash was taken. Be sure to include any messages that occurred just before panic. /etc/system file output of the showrev -p command, for a list of patches on system Detailed hardware configuration of the system. To determine which command to use, issue the command uname -m to find the system architecture type.

How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands Pdf

If it is sun4u, send the output of this command: /usr/platform/sun4u/sbin/prtdiag -v If it is sun4v, send the output of this command:

How To Install Sun Explorer In Solaris 11 Commands Command

/usr/platform/sun4v/sbin/prtdiag -v Output of this command: prtconf -vp If your system is a SunFire midframe server (38x0, 48x0, or 68x0 model), include the output of these commands to collect data from the system console: showlogs -v showlogs -d showboards -v showplatform -v showenvironment -v showsc -v

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casualbeastcat-blog · 7 years ago

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just look at them Catherine means it seems like a sweet date while showboarding, doesn’t it? showboarding couple, for sure

#Topp Dogg #incorrect topp dogg quotes #pgoon #xero #pxero #topp klass #instagram

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ebubaen · 5 years ago

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*^^^* Burton Woman's 3L Winter Insulated Skiing Showboard Hooded Jacket sz S https://ift.tt/3hS0Yvg

#jacket #women

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zanyrainbowavocado-blog · 7 years ago

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Day 3 - Snow

Backstory: Chase's team Bro Average has been noticed by famous sports medea which offered him to make a video on their platform with him performing on his snowboard and the styles he is mostly good at. On his way were sent an interviewer and camera-man.

Interviewer : Welcome to our winter Bro Average Games , with the one and only host/ CEO /paritcipant Chase Brody. Here in Grand Lake , Colorado ,our brave bro will attemt to the most epic showboard tricks you've ever seen. But let us firts have some words of the man himself. Chase tell us about yourself .

Chase: "First , thanks for having me today ,bros ! I'm Chase Brody , 27 years old , proud father, and the one with the sickest tricks."

Interviewer : What are you expecting to find here in this cold place?

Chase : "Well the usual, snow, pistes specifically desinged for freestyle and alpine snowboarding. But mosly chalanging areas where I can show you off what is like to be a Bro Avarage."

Interviewer : Sounds amazing , we are all eager to see what you will do! Let's begin , shall we?

Chase : "Yeah, dude , let's go!"

Chace went for his equiptment and prepared for the first dicipline he planned to show his audience. He climed up on one halfpipe and looked down. He seemed to have slight fear of heights , but he manned up and started off with his warm up. Then, when Chase gaained enough speed he proseeded with a front flip, followed by 540 degree spin on the frontside wall on the halfpipe called Crippler. Next he did a 50-50 slide on the edge of the platform continuing with a straight jump with Chase bending his knees and holding the snow board with his leading hand. Trick after trick he managed to fit in his "performance" what he was able to do without risking the chance of falling, and when he got tired he perfectly landed on the ground and turned the snowboard horizontally in order to stop.

Interviewer : Wow Chase that was incredible! How long it took you to gain the skills you have today? Any tips for the beginners out there?

Chase : "To be honest it took me years of practise and some broken bones, to become the snowboardist I am today. And for the beginner bros out there I will give you this advice – know your limits and try to work beyond them, and don't be afraid to fall or bruse your butt from all the falling you will find when you practice."

Interviewer : Thank you Chase, now that we saw you on the halfpipe , will you be able to show us what you can do on the rough terrain out there?

Chase : "Sure, but first let me find a way to get to the steepest place here. I'll be back, I know the right man who can help!" 

Chase freed his legs from the snowboard and ran to the nearest building. It didn't took long and he got out with another man following him. They went in a garrage and came with a blue snowmobile. Chase gave the man directions that they need to get the interviewer and the camera-man also to the steepest point that he chose to shoot the material. When they approached them , Chase introduced the snowmobile driver.

Chase : "Guys , this is Mike , one of my closest friends! Mike they are the people who I told you about."

Mike shaked hands with both of them and asked if they need anything extra to carry with them up there. The interviewer explained that they plan to put cameras all around the terrain where Chase was going to sweep by. Mike went to grab the lightest trailer he couls find and they are good to go.

Interviewer : Okay Chase everything is set – announsed the interviewer on the walkie-talkie – Are you ready?

Chase : "Sure I am. Let's do this!"

Mike: "Chase are you sure, yesterday it snowed really bad and there is risk of avalanche to occur?!"

Chase : "Don't worry, bro, nothing will happen to me? The only thing I have to be nervous about is not to damage the cameras on my snowboard ,the one on my helmet,and be aware that a drone is following me, the other is a piace of cake! See you down there! Chase Brody out!"

Chase didn't hesitated for a moment, jumped right in and began to gain speed. When he approaced the first camera , where there was standing a huge bump , he went over it and held himself in the air for three solid seconds. The landing was flawless , which gave Chase courage and boost to go on. Unforunately exitement building in made him feel lightheaded and he lost concentration. On the next big bump he jumped off it with a victorious scream , and shortly after this he lost balance and fell on the poofy snow, bruising his ancle, causing him a lot of pain. But the problems didn't stop there. As Mike predicted an avalanche appeared , endangering Chase's life. He got back up quickly, stood on his feet and his harmed ancle reminded about itself. Chase swore and immediately went down the hill fighting for his dear life. He was moving with unimaginable speed in a life-treatening race with mother nature. He made the mistake to look behind his back and saw the avalanche fastly approaching him. At that moment he saw his life before his life, every good memory and mistakes he had ever made. He felt the heavy snow tuching his feet and heard the humming sound of the disaster trying to get to him. Moment after moment , the massive snow was "eating" him up more and more until there was no escape from its grip, and when it immersed Chase , it stoped.

Mike ,the interviewer and the camera man appeared where the avalanche stopped and began trying to find Chase.

Mike : "Chase , whare are you! Come on , give me a sign you are still alive! Wait! Hey guys I found his helmet, come here, let's look here , he has limited time!"

All at once they began digging in the deep snow , and after nearly two minutes they found his snowboard.

Mike: "Come on , don't give up on me now, buddy! You have so much to live for!"

Mike dug harder in the now untill he finally foung Chase's body , luckily he was still alive, unconcious but allive. Everyone felt relief and immediately they got him ot of the snow and covered him around the shoulders with blanket. Mike opened a small bottle with sharp smell and held it under Chase's nose. A moment later shook his head and let out a loud cough.

Chase : " The hell is this bro, you want to kill me with this?!"

Mike: " Chase you bastard! Glad to see you too. I told you there would be an avalanche."

Chase : " You were right, I admit. But come on it's just a little snow. Sorry for the cameras by the way."

Interviewer : Hey the important thing is that you are okay, no need to be sorry. We'll find them tomorrow and will reveal the footage we managed to get. Now rest it's been a long day.

On the next morning , as they planned, they found all the cameras , saw what was filmed , then took the footage back in their workplace for editing. After a week the video was up on the sports website and gained over million views. Soon people from all ages came to see the Bro Average team and admire their skills, and participate in competitions organized for charity and having fun.

#egochristmas #chase brody

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