#incorrect topp dogg quotes

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Minsung: Since us bisexuals, polysexuals, pansexuals, asexuals, and aromantics don't exist, laws don't apply.

Minsung: Rob a fucking bank, if you don't exist, they can't arrest you.

[casualbeastcat-blog]

So I decided to do some answers^_^ Today it’s by @sonofhistory Thank you very much!  1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? Actually, Catherine was going to say that Sehyuk rocks the Ferries Wheel seat, but she can perfectly imagine how he is getting scared by it. But Jiho is pretty (hell he is) quiet so she will go with Sehyuk. 2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? You asking? Definitely Sehyuk. Omg I remembered his pink hair somehow. I want it baaack! 3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? Guys, must admit. THIS KIND OF CONTENT IS MY FAVORITE!!! (just in case alright) Okay, move on to the question. Catherine thinks that both of them like it. Jiho likes to make it relaxing, like putting candles everywhere, using some bombs mbe, lavender smell, smell and then we have Sehyuk who is like “can I rub your back, babe?” and then it’s not back somehow, oh, yeah, it’s not back at all. 4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Sehyuk is number one. Jiho is number two. Period. 5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Sehyuk. Jiho is his little (not that little actually) cinnamon roll even if they’ve got into a fight. 6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? It’s a creepy one so it goes to Sehyuk. 7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Sehyuk was first to say it, but they both are pretty shy, but yeah Sehyuk. And number two is Sehyuk too, but I can imagine Jiho saying it with his cute smile, aww 8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? They have this cute height difference but their sizes are pretty much the same, so it’s Jiho.  9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? So, I can imagine them both doing first kind of thing cause Sehyuk is so excited about everything and Jiho is just... cough... a little bit... cough... dumb cute. And second one I can imagine both of them doing these things but I feel like Sehyuk has more nightmares:( 10) Who is more likely to cheat? To be honest I don’t want to think about it;) I’ve had enough angst in my lifeP 11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? It’s too stupid and funny so I’ll go with Sehyuk. 12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Jiho. And Sehyuk is angry to be the one to clean everything. 13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Sehyuk. I kinda think that he is one of the coolest vocalists in kpop actually. His voice is different and it kinda sounds like a computer or something like this even without autotune, idk maybe I have something with my ears. 14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? 1)Both 2)Sehyuk 3)Both 4)Sehyuk, cause it’s like soo old-fashioned and he is a granny 15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Neither 16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? I was going to say Sehyuk at first but I think it would be kinda cute if Jiho is getting horny under alcohol. And the second one I feel like both, but Jiho, yeah 17) Who is more protective? Cinnamon roll, remmber? Sehyuk 18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? I feel like they can both sleep and talk at the same time. 19) Who drives and who has the window seat? Can they drive? Lol 20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? 1)Jiho 2)Sehyuk :3 21) Who cuts the others hair? I feel like they don’t trust each other in this kind of things lol 22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? Jiho is really shy about sexting, but Sehyuk finds everything cute and sexy and he is telling the truth not just trying to encourage:3 23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? 1)Sehyuk maybe, cause I think that his self-esteem is having a rollercoaster ride 2)Sehyuk, same reason 3)Both. 24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Both Sehyuk. It’s like something that your parents would do but it’s cute as hell and you must admit it. 25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Sehyuk, and he has these dad jokes and Jiho is embarrassed not only because it’s related to sex 26) Who kissed first? Sehyuk. 27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? 1)Jiho cause it’s so random 2)Both lol. 28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them? Lol I feel like they just go with “I love you” “I love you too” “I love you more”  29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Idk maybe Sehyuk? Yeah and it’s like he is whining that he was too old for this 30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute? Jiho first and Sehyuk second, but Jiho has pretty high self-esteem in fashion questions so Sehyuk possibly could be embarrassed to wear some old-fashioned glasses with thiiiic glass (omg I hope his eyesight is good) That’s it! Thank you! <3<3<3

[probablyincorrectkpopquotes]

P-Goon: Are you two dating?

B-Joo: No!

Hansol: NO!

Yano: Double negative - that’s a yes.

[kpopincorrectquotes]

B Joo: *sees Hansol for the first time* I'm not straight... I'm so not straight... I'm DEFINITELY not straight!

[carry-me-out]

xero: you wish you could be like me

minsung: what, delusional? sure.

[incorrect-produce101-quotes]

Sanggyun, seductively: What would you do if I got you into my bed?

Yongguk: Is it comfortable?

Sanggyun: Very.

Yongguk: I’d sleep.

[kkurafilm]

Sanggyun: If I die, turn my selfies into a fashion catalogue

[awoojinstan]

Mom: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DISRESPECT IN MY BOOK.

Me: Lmao but kpop idols’ foreheads exist?

Mom: . . .

Me: You were saying?

[kpopshooketh]

B-Joo: [does something stupid and gets himself hurt]

Hansol: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I’m going to kill you.

[incorrectkard-quotes]

Topp dogg ~

Sadly I don’t know Topp Dogg that well…

But I’ve been told they’re really cool and that I should check them out, I never got round to it haha. Maybe I’ll go and check them out right now and go on an mv spree!

[shybeantaehyun]

Sanggyun: I just want to be called handsome and sexy 23/7.

Yongguk: Why not 24?

Sanggyun: Snack breaks.

[casualbeastcat-blog]

xero: …did you steal my underwear?

p-goon: …no?

xero: Then why did you phrase that as a question?

[incorrecttoppdoggquotes]

today’s incorrect topp dogg quote of the day is:

“don’t follow my blog if you’re a terf.”

-incorrecttoppdoggquotes, also probably definitely kim hansol

[backisshinee]

tag!

tagged by @prince-winwin thanks nat! rules: put your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping. 1. Love Sick - SHINee 2. Oh NaNa - K.A.R.D. 3. Fly to You - Royal Pirates 4. 소방차 Fire Truck - NCT 127 5. Ice Cream Cake - Red Velvet 6. They Never Know - EXO 7. 롤러코스터 Heartbreaker - NCT 127 8. In the Air - Victon 9. Sunshine- Topp Dogg 10. Take It - MVP i tag: @bottomofthetrash @incorrect-nct-quotes @texting-nct @prince-leejeno @kpoppinkills @johntenismyotp @junhoontrash @ohmytenny @smboysgeneration @nc-ten

[hopeworld-daydreamer]

Bias Tag

Make a list of your biases for whichever groups you like and tag 10 people. You can include one bias wrecker.

Oh look, @incorrect-seventeen-17-quotes tagged me in another one of these thingies :D

Literally though, I can’t tag 10 people. I’m so lonely.

Blackpink

Bias: Jennie

Wrecker: Lisa

BTS

Bias: HOSEOK!!!!! <3

Wrecker: Yoongi & Seokjin & Namjoon & Jimin & Taehyung & Jungkook

Girl’s Day

Bias: Minah

Wrecker: Hyeri

KARD

Bias: Jiwoo

Wrecker: Somin (i love these girls)

NU’EST

Bias: Ren

Wrecker: JR

Orange Caramel

Bias: Lizzy

If I put a bias wrecker it will look like I have a least favourite and that’s not ok.

Pristin

Bias: Sungyeon

Wrecker: Yuha

Seventeen

Bias: Ask me 6 months ago and it’s Jihoon, ask me a year ago and it’s Jeonghan. The lack of loyalty I show is astounding. Hmmmm.... Seungcheol? But tbh, if I looked at a picture of Seungkwan it would be him, and if I listened to Zero it would be Channie so it depends on who I think about at the time of asking me.

Wrecker: Minghao - almost always, regardless of my bias at the time, Minghao will be next.

Shinhwa

Bias: ERIC <3

Wrecker: Hyesung

Super Junior

Bias: Ryeowook

Wrecker: Donghae

Topp Dogg

Bias: B-Joo

Wrecker: A-Tom

Twice

Bias: Sana

Wrecker: Tzuyu

I guess I’ll tag @shutupp-heather again...

[incorrect-produce101-quotes]

Sanggyun: *takes his shirt off* Let’s do this.

Taehyun: Was that really necessary? Like honestly… all I said was breakfast is ready...

Sanggyun: *flexes*

Taehyun: Okay, no one give Sanggyun any pancakes!