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guy & honey headcanons 🍕🍯
"you are getting close.. hi! hi baby, i love you..."
honey calls guy “baby” occasionally (it's quite frequent actually) and he loves it so much
guy is good at reigning himself in now because of the one time honey seemed to get a little too exasperated with him and he felt horrible and closed his mouth for the rest of the day (they had a talk about boundaries and each person’s needs in their relationship and it’s never happened again)
honey has little moments of being clingy with guy but in the way that they just like to hold him and tell him that they love him without snarky comments (they claim they can’t do it all the time because they can’t have guy getting a big head, them being mean to him is to keep the world in balance)
guy physically can’t handle it when honey flirts back with him or initiates any affection, he gets very very flustered and his eloquence flies out the window (cue guy’s face blowing up red and honey laughing at him)
it doesn’t matter how long they’ve been together, sometimes honey being any more than two inches in front of guy makes him nervous as hell
sometimes honey can’t help but smile at guy all adoring like
honey loves playing with guy's hair. sometimes when he's talking, they'll just run their fingers through it and it automatically makes him shut up and lean into their hand
honey and guy don't argue a lot and when they do it doesn't really get heated, they just talk for hours on end about whatever they're disagreeing about
they have movie nights where they just watch really shitty movies/shows and make fun of them while eating candy and snacks
honey sometimes plays horror/thriller movies on purpose just so guy can snuggle up to them in fear and hide in their neck (also so he clings onto them at bedtime)
guy almost never wants to be big spoon (when they both want to be little spoon, they'll rock paper scissors for it but if he loses, guy starts whining so much that honey just lets him be little spoon anyways)
sometimes guy comes home from a long day and can't stand the thought of speaking another word so honey just puts on his favourite show and holds him
honey plays solitaire and they're not very good at it (guy finds them raging over the fucking card game at their computer)
honey does their work in bed sometimes and guy just snuggles up to them to fall asleep to the keyboard clicking sounds
guy is only semi-good at cooking anything that's not pizza and honey is really good at so they do most of the cooking
guy bakes a lot though (he stress and apology bakes)
whenever the two are on the couch together, more often than not guy's head is on honey's lap
honey has adapted guy's colourful vocabulary subconsciously and the only reason they noticed, was because when they were speaking to a friend they said something guy would say as a joke and the friend was like "...what?"
the two have a billion inside jokes
honey gets stressed out very often and guy just holds their hand while they rant
a lot of the time when guy is rambling about nothing, honey is just playing with his fingers
honey's clothes are also guy's clothes
guy gets jealous frequently. but it's like a play jealous. honey can't even speak of another person's name or he'll go on a 20 minute rant about how they don't need anyone else in their life other than him (as a joke of course)
honey's type of jealous is a raised eyebrow and a "hm."
guy got his wisdom teeth taken out and he was in a constant cycle of "you're so pretty i wish you were my partner" "i am your partner, guy" "...really?? :0" for three hours until he fell asleep long enough for the anesthesia to wear off
they're both usually awake at the same time in the morning but guy usually leaves first. honey kisses him in the three exact spots every single day before he leaves (forehead, nose, and lips)
sometimes guy bites honey when they're not paying enough attention to him
their song is good-old fashioned lover boy (remastered 2011) by queen
guy just stares at honey a lot, admiring them
honey also stares back at guy when he's talking. guy has stopped mid-rant so many times because they were looking at him so deeply
guy loves kissing honey on the lips
honey loves kissing guy's forehead
both of their love languages are quality time and acts of service
they have "nuh uh" "yuh huh" battles every day
sometimes guy calls honey when he's on break just to talk because the people at his job don't deserve the level of yap he gets when he's with them
guy is constantly trying to get honey to stay in bed with him and sleep in
whenever honey does or says something really sweet, guy starts crying because he knows how hard it is for them to show their affection so blatantly
honey "helps" guy shave (they're just doing it for him)
guy does honey's hair for them
they're the type of couple to do different things in the bathroom at the same time (guy will be brushing his teeth while honey showers)
they watch celebrity scandal recap videos in bed together
honey has fallen asleep during one of guy's rants before (his voice relaxes them unfortunately)
honey is just as much of a menace to guy as he is to them
whenever anything happens, the other is always the first to know (work drama, family drama, big news etc.)
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr headcanons#redacted asmr guy#redacted asmr honey#redacted guy#redacted honey#this isn't as long as i could make it but#shoulder shrug#these two are so cute#they're so unserious#and i love them#kae's headcanons
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#stretch break kids#shoulder shrug#spread wings#thumbs across palms#trunk twist#wrist and finger press#you know the drill#stretching#exercises#old web#webcore#early 2000s#polygons
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you doing okay?
uhhh ig?
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I don’t care about being anybodies friend on social media. So you can go ahead and live your life however you want, I have my own shit to worry about.
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"don't make it political!" .... what proportion of death and suffering must occur before politics are involved. if this isn't political, what is even the point of any politics, ever. of democracy. the words are "by the people for the people." if i am going to be left alone by my elected representatives to "figure it out" - to undergo damage, hardship, fear. what the fuck did i elect them for. what was their job. the entire point is that they handle this shit. this is why we were supposed to be electing leaders.
poverty is political. misogyny is political. gun control is political. climate change is political. how much aid a community gets is political. what the fuck are you talking about. it's been political this whole fucking time.
#to be deleted probably#i think aid should be REQUIRED to be bipartisan#ppl shouldn't suffer bc of how they vote. sorry. i'm never gonna be like ''ah yah x area deserves it''#..... they're people. they're human people. what the fuck is wrong with you.#this is nonspecific bc it's the same argument every time it involves things the right wing could have prevented#oh she died in childbirth bc of abortion laws? well nows not the time to make it#well he died bc his boss made him work during the tornado? well let's not make this#ohhh they died in a school shooting? thoughts and prayers let's all not make#there's a big fucking natural disaster that is strong evidence for oncoming ecological collapse?#welllllllll leTS NOT MAKE IT FUCKING POLITICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11#WHEN WAS THE TIME???????????#PREVENTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN BETTER THAN WOUND CARE.#> stabs u . oh sorry that wasn't political#but also good luck in the hospital good luck with insurance good luck with medicine#good luck with disability support good luck w/ur job and taking time off good lucK!!!#refusing to allow politics into the matter means they get to shrug their shoulders and absolutely#refuse any fucking ACCOUNTABILITY#THEN WHAT WAS THE JOB FOR??? WHY DID I GIVE THEM THIS JOB???#WHAT IS LITERALLY THE POINT OF ELECTED OFFICIALS
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Shoulders shrug to indicate uncertainty, but can you also identify when the shoulder dips, deflates, or collapses? Pay close attention to the exact timing and context of when the left, right, or both shoulders drop lower than baseline.
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#janetteghedotte #accuratebodylanguage #bodylanguage #behavioranalysis #bodylanguagetraining #deception #detectdeception #decodingbodylanguage #dontlietome #facialexpression
#shouldershrug #shoulders #liars #liarsandcheaters #liedetector #microexpressions #nonverbalcommunication #truthseeker #truthseekers #spotthelies #gettothetruth #avoidcostlymistakes
#accurate body language#body language#shoulder shrug#shoulder shrugs#amanda knox#amanda knox did it#amanda knox guilty
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ps!ghost is very interested, to put it mildly. can't seem to stop re-watching your debut video that was released a week ago. it's always the same premise. black leather couch casting. nice little bird in a modest dress or shirt and jeans who gets undressed because the "director" has to take in measurements and the like, only to end up getting railed from the back with their pretty face pressed into the cushion.
it's a thing male viewers like. they love to watch a professional break in the new girl. he, though, not so much. he doesn't go for the new girls. doesn't like to be the one to test the limit like others do. (big cock anal on their debut? ghost finds it a bit much.) he hears one tiny gasped ouch and he's not finishing the shoot.
no, what gets him going is the enjoyment one can get during sex. it's why he ended up in this business in the first place. he likes sex. a lot.
likes to have men, women, young and old alike writhing beneath him gasping his (stage) name due to the pleasure and not because a script said to. and the benefits of working in the porn industry means that he gets paid doing what he likes, and can stay safe while doing so.
this is where you come in. the only reason he'd sat down to watch your video at all is because you'd been given a contract by the same company he is under. he's bound to come across you at a later date, might as well learn what he'll be eventually working with.
and he's hooked. whatever initial nervousness you might've had at the very beginning (because this is your very first professional shoot, of course) bleeds from your shoulders once price, the lucky bloke, gets his hands on you. you're a bloody natural.
and you enjoy it. there's no faking the way your nails bite into price's scalp when he licks at your pussy through your thin knickers. you gently wrap your hand around his fingers that's rolling your hardened nipple, giving it a gentle squeeze. he's doing it too rough. you buck your hips into his face, riding it even though you're the one on your back.
ps!ghost has to swallow the mouthful of saliva when he notices strings of creamy white sticking to price's body hair, a frothy ring around the root. the best part of all of this, is that you're giving as good as you take. you're no passive participant. you could, under price's big bulk, just get folded in half and do nothing other than feel the sweet burn of his cock stretch you, turn you inside out.
but you don't. you know exactly what you like and how you like it. you look for your orgasm, make sure it happens under your manicured fingers or price's thick ones. you don't let him be too rough on you nor too gentle.
simon loves it. you're new to this. you could've just accepted what he gave you without so much as a peep of complaint and gone home to soak in an epsom salt bath. but you didn't. you didn't let him pinch your sensitive clit, didn't let him mindlessly claim a fistful of hair.
but you did open your pretty mouth so he could spit in it (fucking lovely, it was) and let him keep your soft hips in the air as john's pace turned frantic and the best of all (in his very biased opinion) you crossed your ankles around his waist to keep him there as he fucked you full of his come.
(had simon been there, he would've begged for a taste if he had to.)
he feels a bit desperate, after. can't get you out of his head. the thought of your slick pussy hot around his cock is what gets him to finish at times. the other times, it's your video. he swears he's found his equal (sorry, soap) one that'll forget that he's supposed to be putting on a show for the viewers.
sorry price, he's about to unfuck him out of your pussy until all it'll ever remember is simon.
(what he doesn't understand is that he's about to forget more than the viewers. why is price watching yall again? it's almost intimate the way you let him fuck you on a creaky mattress. he's drunk on the smell of you, your hair, your cunt. lost all thought when his fat cock slid with relative ease into your wet heat and all he'd done was let you make yourself come on his fingers and tongue as many times as you'd pleased. you'd latched onto his neck, maybe out of habit or whatever, it doesn't matter. he'll be telling the makeup artists to leave the bites you left. he earned every single one. and where he usually pulls out because it's easier to clean up for everyone? you'll not be wasting a single drop. it appears he has a lot bit of a breeding kink.)
#simon's writing (simon waz here) on your asscheeks#also you're suddenly only making videos with him#you don't complain not by any means#you're left absolutely sated but isn't it weird that yall are both together every single time now?#he shrugs telling you that he's heard the both of you have insane chemistry#a power couple yall are called#which makes you laugh and give his shoulder a small shove#but its actually him threatening the company with ending his contract if he sees you in bed with anyone else#they can't argue with the face of the sex industry#he's the one that rakes them in so much money#what the king says goes#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x f!reader#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley x f!reader
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New animatic I thought y’all who’ve followed me recently may enjoy obviously inspired by @ludwigplayingthetrombone and they’re galaxy brain connections and wonderful animatics
#kakagai#This is likely a bit ooc bc gai is basically never insecure but ig I tried to make em a little younger here#so they are not as good friends ig#shrugs shoulders#I’m working on asks an stuff but this has been pretty much done for a week or so and I thought why not just put it out here yanno :>
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spreading my raph has mediocre vision and probably needs glasses agenda
#idk guys he did get blinded in that one episode#maybe it left a lasting effect on his eyes#shrugging my shoulders in a casual yet insinuating manner#also i just think itd be funny if half the time he was squinting#but bc of his reputation they all think it's a heated glare#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2003 donnie#tmnt 2003 raph#tmnt 2003 mikey
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2024 Singapore Grand Prix Friday Practice Interview | 💖🧸🤗
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#singapore gp 2024#the most precious little gum drop in the whole paddock#the little shoulder shrug makes me want to **** ******
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POND PONLAWIT AS HILL
Fourever You (2024) | 1.03
#fourever you#fourever you the series#fourever you project#pond ponlawit#thai bl#bl series#thai series#mambo.gifs#esmetracks#userrlana#the way we went through ten different emotions with hill#i'm curious about their back story now#but clearly he always liked ter over christ#which i think it's hilarious that ter never picked it up from the jump but some people can be super ignorant about that#esp with how popular hill is#also: pond's voice is so lovely#i could listen to him talk all day#and his cute little shoulder shrug#i'm excited for next week now that johan is aware of ter being “the one”
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💅💅
#hyunjin#skz#stray kids#gifs#bystay#staydaily#skzco#the little shoulder shrug ->#the babygirlsm trying to escape from his body in the end of the second gif…
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So lately I’ve been seeing a lot of posts asking people to stop trying to make Odysseus look nice in their works cuz he’s a “messed-up person in the mythology”. Your opinion is valid however I have but one thing to point out:
You want to know who started all this? Who started to “make Odysseus look nice” in the first place?
It’s Homer. It’s nobody else but Homer himself.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would try to murder people out of his own interests. He’d murder Palamedes without remorse (and we’d be cheering over this but it’s a murder after all), he’d attempt to murder Diomedes just to get the Palladium himself, he’d volunteer to kill Astyanax…meanwhile you wouldn’t find any mention of either Palamedes or Nauplius in Homer’s poems, neither did he mention anything abt the Palladium heist (and Diomedes necessity did not happen until Conon’s version), the death of Astyanax, the distribution of war prizes, etc. And all the details in the Odyssey seemed to deny the existence of Nauplius’s vengeance at all, so Odysseus would not take any of the blame.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would be depicted as “cruel, treacherous”, meanwhile in book 10 of the Iliad Odysseus was not mentioned to have killed anyone during the marauding, neither did he promise Dolan anything at all. The negative interpretations are denied by these details subtly put by Homer.
A non-Homeric Odysseus would be widely known as a “coward” for only shooting arrows from afar. But Homer gave him a spear and had him absolutely slaying in both the Iliad and the Odyssey. That part of Ajax’s speech was invalid already.
Most importantly—a non-Homeric Odysseus would be having kids everywhere else, and the loyalty to his own wife as seen in the Odyssey is no where to be found. Meanwhile his lineage was a single-son line made by Zeus in the Odyssey, and his love for Penelope was one of his main drives, especially seen in book 5 of the Odyssey. He loved his family as a loving parent—something you don’t get to see in most of the non-Homeric writings—for most of the time they followed a different tradition indeed, in which Odysseus wasn’t half as nice as in the Odyssey.
TL;DR: in case you haven’t noticed, the characterization of the Homeric Odysseus was quite different from a non-Homeric version of Odysseus. It’s not that Homer didn’t know of the existence of other versions—he knew them too well, which is why in his version of the story, you don’t get to see any mention of them.
#and now hot take: your opinion is invalid cuz there isn’t supposed to be such a term as “nice” when describing a person#he did not join the war willingly and the war crimes he did were out of necessity#no god has judged him on these “war crimes” so neither should you#not especially when you’re basing it on your modernized view of this matter while the ideology of heroes is so different in ancient times#there isn’t such a term as “nice” or “not nice” when it comes to an Ancient Greek hero#they’re complicated persons with feats on their shoulders and family of their own#tagamemnon#the iliad#the odyssey#homer’s iliad#homer’s odyssey#the epic cycle#homer#odysseus#epic the musical#tagging epic cuz I’ve seen such opinions directing at Epic!Odysseus—but how on earth was he a “nice” person#he did much horrible things in act 2 and isn’t that what you would like to see or did I smell double standards?#*shrugs* I do not direct this at anyone—just at some specific opinions I’ve read online#anyways there’ll always be arguments but let’s just agree on the fact that he’s a grey character and he did stay grey in these adaptations#so fricking tired of these negative commentaries which are not constructive at all#Lyculī sermōnēs
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some of yall need to infantilize sam less. im all for different viewpoints on characters but sometimes it’s just downright disrespectful. “haha sam thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows” that is a grown man who smokes weed and has a computer science nerd for a best friend
#sdv#stardew valley#just a personal gripe i have with a lot of posts and sometimes even some of the fanfic i read 😭 it happens so often#people dumb him down SO much even though he’s a very smart person. just not in the book smarts way#he is emotionally intelligent! he knows wtf is happening around him! he isn’t patrick star spongebob!#sam stardew valley#shoulder shrugging
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Oh to be a digital Siffrin keychain spinning endlessly in space for my amusement
#notes on this one: changed the lighting and reflectiveness of the actual cut out images#Also the plastic/epoxy material for the edges was not true glass/I have no fucking idea how to change it to be see through#yes I set the roughness to 0#so I just shrugged my shoulders turned down the alpha#now there's a new appearance of a mysterious black ball in the reflection#which is weird because there should be no objects in the way of the light(?)#it's a mystery#what would've been cool if I put a loop silhouette#but alas I have work and do not have time(tm)#also had a similar idea for like the stars blinking out#but that means I'd have to change it to an object not world and fiddle with like 5 sets of stars so they go out at different times#it was 2 am and I said fuck it put void sphere and turn the black alpha up and back down#after a certain point you just have to make peace with what you have and hit render so you can sleep#thanks for reading my ramblingsss#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers
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