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Ha, got blocked immediately as anticipated.
For what it's worth, I was being lazy about references for the numbers I provided. That reply wasn't a callout, which is why the remark about prismatic-bell was left in the tags.
If anyone cares to dispute the claims made, I'll happily eat crow and take the label of hypocrite.
I do think prismatic-bell furnished a tidy example of the kind of misinformation they frequently spread despite apparently sincere good intentions.
Who is saying this? What does "hopefully under 100,000" even mean? It's vague enough in a deniable way to not be worth arguing with, but compare this to the numbers and statements I was making. Even without bothering to paste a bunch of links at the bottom of my response, I made specific claims with specific context for each number.
To be clear, I think the 100k number here is possible but implausible, but it wasn't even what I was responding to.
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When people are like Wei Wuxian was NOT suicidal it’s like. Ok sure. He just believed that his debt to the Jiangs should be paid with everything up to and including his life. And also that the moral and obvious thing to do in any situation is to put himself between anyone and harm's way. This is because he thinks he’s unkillable but he makes himself unkillable for the same reason he’ll die for a good enough reason: because it’s a way to have worth!
And then famously once everything goes to shit he does beg Lan Wangji to let him die as part of the moment where he is either destroyed by his own evil magic or lets his own evil magic tear him apart, a distinction I don't personally think matters very much at that point. Less explicitly textually, his mentally ill ass behavior after he gives up his core says to me that he wishes that he'd died honorably for Jiang Cheng when he had the chance and doesn't know what to do with himself since he hasn't.
Again I’m aware that he’s operating under a pretty specific set of culturally informed norms as a cultivator and member of a sect but like. TO ME. Everything about how Wei Wuxian conducts himself indicates that he has a box in his mind at all times that says 'in case of emergency break glass' and what’s inside the box is his own death. All the sound of mind actions of a man who has a normal and not suicidal relationship to death.
#suicide cw#I know I don’t need to engage with self identified wwx fans#who want him to be a perfect angel who only made good choices for pure reasons#but like#to ME dying for the jiangs is the only thing he might be able to do to please madame yu#and I think they both were very aware of that lol#in many ways Wei Wuxian was very comfortable with the idea that he’d be better use to people dead#this is like the CRUX of suicidality lol#it’s still suicidality even if it doesn’t look like#him being like wow I hate myself I want to die lol#which I do think as much as I don’t agree with giving him self esteem issues uwu style#he definitely gets there after he realizes that he’s ruined his life all to save the wens and it hasn’t saved them#the like who can tell what I should do soliloquy#anyway saw a post and was just thinking about it#also bc I made an offhand comment about him being suicidal#but i actually do genuinely think its an interesting facet of his character#specifically because i think his relationship to his own death is complex is based in his life also being not entirely his own#this is whats so juicy about a lot of the pre timeskip stuff!!!#like arguably this is true of cultivation society bc it’s a martial world#sure!#but imho he’s taking a step further#bc he does have inherent worth issues#namely that he doesn’t think he has inherent worth#which is why everything he does is designed to make up for that
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Did you jikookers see that? Yes JK is a smoker just like tae,and it's obvious tae taught him to smoke,they now spend time smoking together as a real couple and nothing for jimin,or your delusional ship. He doesn't care anymore he wants the world to know that he too smokes like his boyfriend tae,When taekook are hanging our,enjoying each others company while smoking,jimin is busy going to museums with namjoon.poor jokers😂😂😂😂.You will always be losers at the end of the day,you can never have what taekook have jk just proved that they are the only real ship.You ALL SHOULD GIVE UP
I was going to just block this shit off but then, I felt like having a good laugh, so I decided to post this.
Do I even have to comment?
And for the fun of it...
And
But finally, in case the message wasn't clear enough...
And we are the ones being called delusional...
But seriously. Why the fuck do you assholes keep showing up in Jikook blogs trying to what? Convert us? Prove us wrong? This is utterly hilarious.
I guess that's what you do when you have zero interaction between the two people you are forcing on each other to be in a relationship they aren't in?
Do you even realize how utterly ridiculous you sound?
I guess that by your logic all social smokers are literally fucking each other. Ok then. Good logic. Does that apply to social drinkers too? Cause JK, he been drinking A LOT with JM. Does that mean they are fucking? Ooh....ooh, I guess we're on to something here.
I'd say that instead of coming with stupid ass asks to send to Jikook blogs @secretfurystrawberry you go and:
a. Get a life, cause stalking Jikook blogs is not a good look on you.
b. Stop trying to force a square into a triangle. JK and Tae are mates, good friends. C'est tous. Nothing else. And no matter which what way you twist it, it won't fit. And for crying out loud, start listening to JK you ass. He's made it abundantly clear.
c. I think you also need to go back to school. Although I'm not sure they teach common sense in school, so maybe not school. But you definitley need a lesson in common sense if this is what you can come up with to try and 'prove' just how 'real' TKK are (as a couple, cause friends, they don't smoke together now, do they?).
Bottom line dear asshole TKKer, is fuck back off to your fake account!!
It's been a while since I've answered stupid ass asks like these. I tend to just block or delete.
Gotta say, it feels good to vent a little, lol.
#ask#Let this be a lesson to assholes#you are not welcome here#I will not engage any further#this was a one timer cause I was bored and in a shitty mood#in a way I guess I should thank you#you got me to laugh
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when talking about topics like maturity and (self-)infantilisation, it's important to remember that there will always be disabled adults for whom the "normal" benchmarks of adulthood are not attainable or even applicable at all. if you want to be an ally to disabled people, you need to support all of us, not just the ones you find palatable - and that includes people who have "childish" interests, who get very emotional about seemingly trivial things, who aren't able to be independent in the way that adults are expected to be. that doesn't mean that we "need to grow up", or that we're reverting to a childlike state to avoid our responsibilities, or whatever op-ed writers think is wrong with gen z these days. it's just the way we are, and liking plushies or struggling with certain tasks doesn't in fact make us children! disabled adults are still adults, and still deserving of dignity, regardless of whether or not we can live up to the rigid societal norms of what it means to be an adult.
#still kinda pissed off at that article thats going around atm#it made a few half-decent points but they were buried under a mountain of bullshit#if youre writing about how young adults deny themselves agency by engaging in childlike activities#and you dont acknowledge the way that disabled people are constantly infantilised by abled society just for existing#and often have limited agency to begin with because it was forcibly taken from us#and you dont even question the value of forcing a normative timeline of development onto the vast diversity of humanity#but instead uncritically use this questionable model to further contribute to the infantilisation of disabled people#by stigmatising ultimately harmless traits/behaviours and calling them childish#then you havent just missed the point - you were aiming in the opposite direction of the point from the start#disability#ableism#actually autistic#(by far not the only disability this applies to but the main one i was thinking of)#also wanna note that children should be allowed to have meaningful agency as well. if your definition of child is 'stupid and powerless'#then that's a problem in itself. but that's a whole other can of worms#even if children were treated better (and they should be!) disabled adults should still be seen as adults#because that's what we are
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ooooh aaah my first anonymous hate mail!
now i know i said i'd post this sort of stuff publicly to shame the sender, but i'm faaaaiiirly sure this is a kid. so! i'm not gonna post it, or engage, and have in fact already deleted it, because i really really suspect it's a kid.
i'll address one part: about me not tagging my work.
like many other things in the ask, that's an outright lie. i actually do my best to tag comprehensively and liberally, and if you're hatescrolling my blog you already know my tag for the shipaganza in particular is this: 🎀💖
i have put this tag (again, it's 🎀💖) on every post related to the shipaganza. even the explicitly non-romantic, platonic ones (like bandee's and kirby's) and the what the heck is that? ones (like marx's) so that people can liberally avoid it for any number of reasons. i'm just doing this event for fun, and want it to be fun for people viewing the work as well!
i also make it clear regularly that earnest folks can ask me to tag anything in particular and i will do so. however, i cannot control what tags are used on a post once it leaves my blog, so i recommend that you use this handy feature
to make sure you never have to see any of my content ever again, no matter who else might reblog it onto your feed!
if that's not enough and you're still finding mentions of me on your timeline (such as when other people @ me), you can also apparently use "filtered post content" and just put my username in there. now i haven't tried that in particular, but it seems comprehensive as it searches the entire post for instances of a phrase. here are the instructions on how to do that.
anyway! i hope these steps successfully help you to never see my content or mentions of me ever again!
#the other very important aspect of blocking me if you don't like me is that i won't accidentally interact with one of YOUR pieces.#that would be uncomfortable and embarrassing for everybody! 👍#i will also say that i have turned off anonymous asks for a while to let this person chill out a bit as i'm not interested in engaging.#normal asks are still open and i'm sure i'll reopen anons eventually#i'm sorry to have to turn them off during the shipaganza in particular! i really love receiving your prompts!#(edit: apparently i can just turn reblogs off! so i did that! no worries.)#i don't want to risk drawing any further attention to the kid and it really only applies to my blog anyway!#should i tag this one anything? negativity? i didn't post the ask itself so it's probably okay but lmk!
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can a girl be a kittie AND a bnuy? .... can these two sides live in harmony? frot, even?
#can a bunnygirl engage in puppy play and still be a bnuy these r the hard hitting 1:30am questions we should be asking as a Society#WHAT is the government doing to further the experience of bunny girls where is the enrichment
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i haven't been able to write in days but i have a new oc to play dolls with my friends because i got possessed and started watching game of thrones
#that is all your honour no further comments#her form is already half-filled like i can't write but Boy do i want to engage in the art of creating#also can i share my game of thrones opinions#there are too many povs per episode snd it distracts from Every Single Storyline#each episode should have like 2 povs Max because it's hard to get invested wuth so much getting thrown at you at the same time#also the acting performances are the best part of the show. everything else is... okay#also also. why were people so obsessed with jon snow he's literally just some guy (i know the twist don't even @ me)#^ this too with daenerys except she's not just some guy she's just annoying lol. and her plot is white saviour-y which 🤢#literally catelyn and tywin are my favourite Only because they have given the most compelling performances#but i digress.#pia.txt
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Annoying I what way pls explain?
Obligatory "not all elves/tieflings" to start, if it's not your shirt then for the love of all gods real and imagined don't wear it, but I mean annoying in the way of,
"I will vocally tout this one specific type of character above the rest as if they were all inherently better, objectively more attractive, and more interesting than any other possibility, while simultaneously reducing them to their physical features, aesthetics, and the fantasy-prejudice they experience because of said features."
"Despite the clear overrepresentation of my choice in both the base materials and the fanbase (and everyone's generally very favorable view of my choice), I will nevertheless openly complain about any imagined slight I experience because of the way the world/story is set up. Basically, I'll purposefully choose the heritage I know is fantasy-oppressed within the setting, but post rage-fueled rants about every instance the fantasy-racism might actually manifest in the narrative, while also touting my choice's superiority, making sure my character remains largely unaffected by the fantasy-racism, and complaining that there is not more of it."
"I will openly and honestly make statements that amount to 'xyz game is best experienced through my choice of race, specifically and only because of that, and no other feature of my character's', and refuse to entertain the equal validity of any story that is at all different from the one I've concocted for myself."
Basically, annoying in the way of
"There is a right way to play this game, and it's mine."
And yes, another disclaimer to try and dodge any bad-faith interpretation of what I just said: I might make the occasional navel gaze-y post about how I think it's fun for, for example, my Iona and Astarion to explore- and reacquaint themselves with their shared fey nature together, and reflect on what that means to them, or how I enjoy seeing XYZ types of characters (like dwarves) in a more general sense, but I hope it's clear to anyone who has been following me for any length of time that I would absolutely never say shit like "[this or that arbitrary choice I made for my own game] is better/more valid/more 'canon' than someone else's choice".
I always just talk about my canon, and my world, and my character, and when I talk about how their race might affect them, or their view of the plot, or talk about their feelings that might color their experience of an event based on who they are, I specifically mean that one specific character. It's never meant as a blanket statement, or a judgement of the value of any other person's choice that might differ in some way.
Inconsequential as it is, I will never forget people coming to my inbox to tell me the character I had been working on for like two years at that point was unfit for my choice of partner for him, just because he isn't an elf, and I doubt I will soon forget going into my recommended posts and seeing 3-5 lengthy posts in a row about how BG3 is best played as a tiefling, about how great all the tieflings are, and how we should appreciate tieflings more, despite, you know, them being one of the most (if not THE most) widely chosen PCs and a great chunk of the game being about them already.
Just... be normal about differing choices in a choice-based RPG, man.
#squirrel speaks#once again i'm begging everyone; don't be that person#don't be a “lavellan should be here”#or an “i can't see xyz thing/romance/etc with anything other than [this race i chose]”#just be fucking normal about the roleplaying aspect of a roleplaying game#and yes preemptively making this unrebloggable and i'd prefer not to engage in further discussions of this
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just got the tumblr blackout post on my dash again ugh
#every time i see it i always wonder#why they chose july as the month to start.#july aka disability pride month aka the time that a lot of disabled people are going to be wanting to#engage with the community#which is mostly found on tumblr#not to mention that a fuck ton of people have friends on here that dont have any other social media#so are they just supposed to not talk to their friends for an indefinite amount of time ?#ALSO how the fuck are we gonna know when its over ?#if we cant open tumblr to check how are we supposed to know.#its really obvious that op didnt think any of this through#id maybe even go so far as to call it ' performative '#since it seems like op didnt actually think about everything a total blackout entails#the whole post reads like their thought process was ' reddit is doing a protest blackout so we should too '#and then they made that post without giving any further thought to it.#idk its complicated but i definitely will not be participating in this#no matter how much the changes annoy me
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me when I first heard of Barbie: that sounds like a 2 hour commercial for Barbie
me when I saw the online reaction to the movie: hmm it might be worth watching
me after I watched Barbie: that was a 2 hour commercial for Barbie.
#I'm sorry I really did not like it.....#even when I try to analyze the movie's mechanics (rather than its social commentary) it's still not a good movie to me....#it really did just feel like a literal commercial -- a lot of flashy music costumes and pitches but no actual substance....sorry#so much of the characterization/suspense/setting would be thrown at you with a zingy one-liner and no further attempt to establish it....uh#like Mattel trying to capture Barbie and return her to Barbieland had 0 explanation for how they knew she was there...why it was important#to send her back...what would happen if they didn't send her back...and Mattel was not funny enough (to me) to ignore the lack of stakes lo#so that subplot did not emotionally engage me.....same with the Kens...their takeover was like....um. ok? what's actually at stake?#their world seemed to not have any disease so the status of 'doctor' didn't mean anything -- so why does it matter if Kens have that status#and they had no wars or crimes so who cares if Kens are president or judges...like....these are just titles!!! there's no value behind it!!#the most emotionally engaging part of that arc is Barbie losing her house#and I think they should have dug into that part more#but that scene is just zingy one liner after zingy one liner....god#marvel's obsession with zingy one liners has destroyed the brightest minds of our generation I fear#anyway....this is all before I even get into the social commentary....but I'll stop now lol
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you can dislike/criticize peggy carter without ignoring or trivializing the fact that red skull, john walker, baron zemo, and brock rumlow are all canonical white supremacist characters btw. like. both of these things can happen at the same time.
#i saw someone WHITE partaking in the ‘the villain/REAL villain’ trend on twt the other day w red skull vs peggy#and they were like ‘one is an evil nazi and the other is red skull’ MIND YOU RED SKULL IS LITERALLY THE LEADER OF NAZI TROOPS#im very aware of the criticism surrounding peggy’s character inspo and the stuff with zemo and those conversations should be had#but they can be had without acting like these other characters are innocent or NOT canonically white supremacists? lol#seeing an awful lot of people make j walker into the new rumlow insert where they yassify him to be in love w bucky to make steve jealous#and its like. Okay. again: white supremacists and in brocks case active abuser of bucky’s autonomy#and dont even get me started on the fruity zemo hcs like you are just WEIRDOS#IDGAF THAT THEY ARE FICTIONAL! you are engaging in media that was created to combat/expose the evils of white supremacy yet you are acting +#like it doesnt exist unless you are using it to bash peggy#and by doing so you are trivializing the very real criticism surrounding her character????#like. just very sick of white people using this shit as a tool to further their own agenda as long as its useful to their hcs#and ignoring it at all other times.#just a bunch of funky losers.#you cannot be a captain america fan and pretend that white supremacists are… Not white supremacists.
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engaging with fandom on fb groups reminds me exactly why I came back to tumblr
#shut up kit#i got told i was telling people to stop talking to someone because they are neurodivergent#when i said we should not engage with them and enable them further#when they had several meltdowns#and cursed people out all while saying engaging with us further eas actively harming them#so uh lmao im gonna disengage and encourage others to do so as well bozo
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okay I'm no longer mentally ill, he's back
#okay well i am but im not engaging with the anniv further now i have the ssr token so ???#it should be fine#AUGH. welcome back juza i missed youuu#i will keep tags filtered just a little longer but ue ue ue ;w;#shut up hahn anyway
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I totally agree with your concept of love!! Too many people rely on the feeling of love instead of choosing to love someone, and they don't realize love takes work. You know?
tee my darlin, we're on the exact same page. I've been ruminating on this for a bit, trying to figure out the best way to say this without being Annoying, but it always comes back to this: love, the kind that lasts a lifetime, is a choice.
i know i got into it a bit here, but like. if you don't expect any other emotion to last forever, why is there a belief that love will? media is beautiful in the sense that we get to have some of the most amazing adventures, but it's also so damaging in how it twists the perception of what a healthy relationship looks like, or what real standards of love are. I could whip out a dozen examples, but they all boil down to how setting an unrealistic expectation for a very impressionable audience negatively influences their idea of what love, romantic or otherwise, is--particularly the young adults that haven't experienced love yet or don't have a healthy example to look up to. love, whether you're on the receiving or giving side, is not an excuse for bad behavior, and nor is it as eternal as media claims.
in my experience, as someone happily engaged and who's been spending a lot of time talking to Older Folks about what's made their marriages last (or end), the longest love is two-sided and it takes work. anyone who tells you otherwise is either lying or has found someone willing to sacrifice everything in order to keep their partner happy.
love is not sacrifice, but it requires compromise; love is not pain, but it requires the memory of happiness in order to continue. love is born from an emotion, but it continues with the conscious decision to make it so. if you're not happy, sad, angry, anxious, etc. 100% of the time, how can you expect love, as an emotion, to exist 100% of the time?
don't get me wrong, love is certainly something you feel, and if you don't feel it, you can not force it--but if you're looking for the kind of love that lasts a lifetime, you've got to be willing to make it a choice, too.
(interestingly, and for another tangent, is how so many continuations/time skips focus on how the original love interests separated after Some Time and are either (1) finding a new love story or (2) rekindling their love... almost like Hollywood is admitting they care more about telling how two people FALL in love and less about what someone has to do in order to make it last a lifetime... but I digress).
#any who that's a bit longer than i intended but#i wrote a thesis on this and it was one of my best-received topics ever#love is a choice. you must make the ACTIVE decision to love someone for it to last a lifetime#i hope this makes sense to at least one person and i hope it helps you make sense of your own version of love#media is so awesome in so many ways#but it's also so so damaging in so many others.#there's an unrealistic expectation for how people 'in love' should act or feel#and i'm here to say that's simply not true.#i'm happily engaged i've been with my partner my whole adult life.#they're the first Real Relationship i've ever had but when i say it took WORK to get this far...#we both had to make the conscious choice that YOU are it and every day we live up to that expectation.#there are days where they drive me NUTS and i'd rather be alone than talk to them but i know there are days where they feel the same#but no matter how many times we don't actively FEEL like we have love for each other we CHOOSE to love each other#because we both know that we have so much love to give and get and hold even when we're mad even when we don't feel very loving#any who that's my daily soapbox on love i have Really Strong Thoughts on this will gladly discuss further as needed#tee thanks for letting me speak so freely i really do love Love and conversations like this#kasey's soap box#one eyed king
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does filler exist? sure absolutely
is excessive filler annoying? yeah kinda
but that's not the problem that's happening. They're not cutting FILLER they're cutting CHARACTERIZATION moments. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to say that ONLY FOCUS ON PLOT/CHARACTER/ETC CUZ THAT'S ALL THAT MATTER, that's not my point at ALL. Absolutely write your fluff. The same way that we need humor in a horror movie to take a moment to breathe and then the horror hits that much harder when it returns because we had a moment to relax, fluff serves a similar function to take a break from the plot
but that's not what I think the main problem is. A lot of things that are considered "filler" nowadays are actually really important characterization moments. Moments that makes us see that the characters are human. That they have feelings. That there are things they enjoy and things they fear. That there are situations where they could be silly, or serious. And if these moments are what's getting cut because you're only focusing on plot, then OF COURSE the story feels empty! At this point they aren't even people anymore they're just characters trying to carry a story from point A to point B and that's not enjoyable
Who cares if the characters aren't currently trying to obtain the macguffin, now we know how much they care about each other, or how much their relationship means to each other. Or we just see them having fun and it reminds us not only of our own relationships where we have fun, but also TO HAVE FUN IN OUR RELATIONSHIPS, and then if something happens to those characters that changes that relationship, that's going to hit so much harder going forward, especially if it affects the plot
I hear all the time "People don't remember what you were wearing, or what you said, they remember how you made them feel" and that applies here too. The most important part of any story are the characters, and if we remember the characters having happy good times, then idk it just makes the story so much richer and that's NECESSARY for a good story
everyone's been getting tired of shorter and shorter and more condensed shows, and it's because of this. There's a REASON why all the avatar adaptations keep getting backlash, and it's not just cuz of *gestures vaguely to dumpster fire*. It's because they're cutting out all the fat. They're cutting out all the fun characterization. We don't see the gaang having fun. We don't see them bonding with each other. And it suffers
to borrow from the poster above me, sure you can trim the fat off your beef, but it's not going to taste nearly as good then if you cooked it WITH the fat on
as with everything, there is a balance of course, but please, for any aspiring writers or even just fan fic writers
keep that fluff. it's good for the story
Working on my novel and couldn’t figure out why it felt so empty. I didn’t have any filler. It was all 100% plot. The characters only interacted when necessary. I didn’t prattle on about the scenery or how the birds sounded. I had all my fuller stuff that I loved saved in another file because I “didn’t need it”.
Y’all, I knew this existed in TV shows but it didn’t hit me until this that everything is being whittled down. We are so starving for filler that we snap up anything. I unload all mine on Tumblr or keep it in a massive Google Docs. It SUCKS.
Honestly? Death to plot necessity. Revive filler. Revive unnecessary interactions. Revive just vibing with characters sometimes. I don’t want to just consume the plot and I don’t want to just create the plot either.
#writing#filler#fluff#I have so many thoughts on this#I am personally of the boat#a scene matters if it moves the plot forward#AND/OR#gives us characterization#which a lot of the stuff getting cut nowadays does#true filler imo does neither and those are the annoying ones that people complain about and use as proof to not do fillers#kinda a weird point to make#especially since I'll never engage with the star wars fandom#BUT#my favorite episode of Star Wars rebels?#was considered filler until the final season hit and brought something back from it#(space whales in case anyone was wondering)#my favorite episode from avatar is the Ember Island players#Also not a fave episode of mine but avatar's beach episode#is FULL of characterization#and it's so good#and yummy#I should point out tho#the OG definition of a filler comes from anime#when the anime catches up with the manga#and it can't cancel#so it just makes filler for the manga to release more chapters#so they can make more canon episodes once they have enough material gathered after stalling with a bunch of filler#that's the origin of filler#but nowadays people take it to mean like#anything that doesn't further the plot
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hindsight
[ID: A two-panel comic with crudely drawn stick figures.
Panel 1: The lime green person is talking to the leaf green person and the moss green person.
Lime: "I... have a confession to make."
Leaf: "Go ahead."
Lime: "I want to rewatch the Wizard Child movies."
Leaf: "Didn't the wizard author get incredibly chromophobic?"
Lime: "Yeah I just... It's nostalgia you know? They meant a lot to me when I was a kid."
Panel 2: The three are on the couch.
Lime: "All right, let's go."
Leaf: "It's so weird how the wizard author just turned chromophobic though. Like I remember this series being pretty good for its time. It'll be weird seeing their work contrasting with their views now."
Moss: "I'm just glad we got the movies for free through normal and legal means. Heh."
End ID.]
[ID 2: Scenes from three Wizard Child movies.
Wizard Child and the Simplistic Morality: A slightly round child with a propeller hat is talking to a child with no hat.
Round child: "I am so fucking fat and greedy I am textually shown to be fat because I am greedy and also evil."
Hatless child: "You are to infer my moral purity from juxtaposition with this fat child. Woe is me for our shared parent has deprived me of a propeller hat."
Wizard Child and the Goodness of Wealth: An adult wizard is talking to the child, who now has a wizard hat.
Wizard Adult: "Wizard child you are secretly extremely rich."
Wizard Child: "I will form biases regarding the bankers all being triangular for some reason!"
Wizard Adult: "Your wealth is deserved because your true parent was Good and therefore you are also Good."
Wizard Child: "Now we should acquire consumer goods. Buy consumer goods!"
Wizard Child and the Dark Family History: A blue-grey horse person is talking to the wizard child.
Blue-grey: "No, wizard child. You don't understand. I am one of the good ones, because unlike the bad ones I don't try to spread my curse that makes you a blue-grey horselike creature to others!"
Wizard child: "Wow uncle blue-grey you are one of the good ones! I forgive you for being a horse because I am so good I would even forgive horses. I sure hope you don't conspicuously get killed off later in this movie!"
End ID 2.]
[ID 3: Oh hell no there are even more of these.
Wizard Youth and the Tokenistic Relationship Dynamics: A square headed wizard youth is talking to the former wizard child, now a wizard youth.
Square Wizard Youth: "Wizard child, as the only person with a square head in this entire series it is my duty to inform you that you are the savior of all people with square heads, too. Let us build a one-sided relationship that only furthers your character development, after which I will immediately lose all plot relevance."
Wizard Youth: "I will do this because I am a maturing wizard youth and need disposable relationships that don't threaten the endgame!"
Wizard Youth and the Escalation of Stakes: The Dark Wizard, a sort of grey-green person with a cloak, is pointing at Wizard Youth.
Dark Wizard: "Wizard Youth, I have returned!"
Wizard Youth: "Dark Wizard! Why are you green now?"
Dark Wizard: "Evil magic made me green! I am green with envy towards all who are good!"
Wizard Youth: "I will not engage with how you are clearly based on fascist ideologies and yet this narrative plays into fascist aesthetic sensibilities!"
Wizard Youth and the Post-Hoc Revelations: The Wizard Youth is leaning over their Wizard Mentor, who is laying in a pool of blood.
Wizard Youth: "Wizard Mentor no! You can't die!"
Wizard Mentor: "It is fine, wizard youth. My death will further your character development into a wizard adult. Also, I was secretly a very very dark purple this entire time. I never brought it up so I could retain narrative approval.
End ID 3.]
[ID 4: Wizard Adult and the Overdue Conclusion. Three panels. I am sorry.
Panel 1: The dark wizard is dueling the Wizard Adult with magic beams.
Dark Wizard: "Evil green beam!"
Wizard Adult: "Good red beam! Despite the enormous variety of magic in this series this is what our final battle looks like!"
Panel 2: Wizard Adult stands victorious over the dark wizard, who is dying on the ground.
Wizard Adult: "In the end, dark wizard, you were defeated because I am morally superior to you."
Dark Wizard: "I was a product of systemic failures. There will be someone like me again someday!"
Panel 3: Zoom in on wizard adult, who says:
"Not if I can help it. Because I am going to be a wizard cop now. The moral of this story is that all systemic issues can be solved by finding a bad guy to beat."
End ID 4.]
[ID 5: Four panels.
Panel 1: Return to the green trio on their couch, watching the TV say "The End." All are are silent.
Panel 2: They are sitting on the couch. Moss is looking at their phone.
Lime: "Yeah so there were maybe a few signs we missed because we were children."
Leaf: "Yeah. A few. Some."
Panel 3: Continue conversation.
Lime: "So what did you think, Moss?"
Panel 4: Zoom in on Moss, who says: "I've been zoned out on my phone since the second movie. They lost me at the magic stuff. Wizards aren't real."
End ID 5.]
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#why yes I did just make this extremely long#surely there was no more succinct way to do this joke#oh god this keeps escaping the intended audience#which is people who are already familiar with#pills that make you green#ptmyg
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