#shortstoutandswedish

[meetefi-blog]

Efi walked side by side with Orisa explaining the different road laws. It was important for her to understand the road laws if she was going to help others. There was more traffic than usual today so it was perfect for her to learn. As the two of them stood on a corner Efi started to look at the local book shop. Maybe if they had time today she could get herself a new notebook.

Without her paying attention, Orisa saw a short man on the side of the road. He stepped on the road and saw a car coming. They didn’t have any sign of slowing down. Orisa’s optic went red and she marched into the road. Using her gravity pull to take the man from the road back on the sidewalk. Holding out her hand she shined brought and the car screeched to a stop as she held out her hand to it.

“There is no speeding on this roadway.”

@shortstoutandswedish

[tcnaciious-a-blog]

@shortstoutandswedish continued from here (x)

          “I sort of assumed that; I don’t imagine you’d do it to yourself,” she replied, used to the harsh tone that came out of him. If she’d been knocked out and robbed she’d be in a pretty pissy mood herself. 

          “Think it was some hooligans just tryin’ to get some cash or have ya pissed off even more people recently?” The last part was a bit of a tease but mixed with a bit of concern.

[ncscope-blog]

I head cannon that Brigitte is slightly younger then Fareeha, so when she was born and Torbjorn was left with her alone for the first time so Ingrid could have some time to herself; he was completely lost and didn't know what to do. So what does he do? he calls Ana, confused and worried cause Brigitte was crying and he had done everything he could to calm her down and it wasn't working so he was in need of help.

@shortstoutandswedish (Our muses, your headcanons) (accepting.)

Not much to add to this lovely headcanon because it’s just a very nice thought and I love it a lot, and Brigitte being Torb’s confirmed daughter opens up so many possibilities of interaction between the two confirmed parents in Overwatch it warms my heart. Of course Ana would have flown to the rescue, made fun of Torbjörn for being such a worried and anxious father, and provided as much wise advice as possible. The most important one being “nobody knows how to do it from the get go. I’ve had Fareeha for a few years and I’m still making it up as I roll. Don’t worry, you’ll do great”. 

[violentnonretirement]

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

Meme | No Longer Accepting

He pauses, concern flashing over his face and finger tapping at his chin for a brief moment before his brows turn and a grin cracks his lips in an almost sympathetic expression.

“Is that different from normal?”

[ampitup-frogboy-blog]

@shortstoutandswedish continued for X

“Sorry Torb, let me just uhh,” he took his headphones out. He bent down and started to help him pick things up. “I’m just excited and stuff. I’ll clean up in here, promise.”

Lúcio set his headphones on the desk and started to help clean up. “I was just trying to fix my rig from the last fight. My skates are all kinda wack and they aren’t emitting enough light. Music frequency is all wack, blah blah. Just things I gotta test out.”

[ncscope-archived-blog]

@shortstoutandswedish​ [cont.]

“Don’t be childish, Torbjörn.” Ana snapped back at him, bolting aside to retreat behind a wall and get shelter from the projectiles flying in their direction. Lips pursed and cybernetic eye whirring as she commanded it to adjust to maximum accuracy, she flipped around and took three consecutive shots before ducking back to safety next to her injured friend. “We need to get you out of here. You’ll walk it off under my supervision. Can you walk?”

[crusader-down]

@shortstoutandswedish​  //  sc

His suit must have taken more damage than he had expected during the battle of Eichenwalde. Having it sit for thirty some-odd years also didn’t help they already frayed systems. As his unexpected return began to make itself known to the public eye, Balderich was constantly on the move. This, in turn, wore down the weakened armor and he could feel the joints beginning to stick.

Thankfully Reinhardt knew someone who could help and wouldn’t put up too much of a fuss. They were an old friend apparently, an Iron Clad at that! Someone his former apprentice spoke highly of and should have called in advanced. 

Their wide array of tools would far surpass the small kit he had left behind in Eichenwalde. He could not wait to have all systems online and functioning at peak capacity! Reaching out, he gently knocked on the door to the address he was given and waited.

[embrace-tranquility]

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING (AND ARE SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND)

Intimidation Meme | accepting?

[[ SSH NO, DON’T TELL PEOPLE MY SECRET!! ]]

[rendezvousaveclamort]

shortstoutandswedish started following you

Shit’s about to get interesting.

[wildwindtrail]

@shortstoutandswedish - a tiny starter

Nedra opened the door to the space. She had her light armor on and her weapons on her hands. She looked at the short man and smiled, greeted him using the language he knew. “God morgon, Torbjörn. I heard you were the right person if one would want to have her pistols working again?”

[tenaciousvalor-archived-blog]

✿

SEND “ ✿ ” FOR 2 HEADCANONS FOR OUR MUSES’ RELATIONSHIP.

> Milo was unofficially adopted by Torb and his family and will sometimes spend holidays with them> While Torb lets her in his workshop she’s not allowed to touch anything without his supervision due to almost losing a finger once

[aligxrous-blog]

When the Rad Squad invites you to a thing...

@shortstoutandswedish @violentnonretirement @soldierofhorus @simple-geometry

[tcnaciious-a-blog]

@shortstoutandswedish ♡ for a short starter.

          “So,” she drug out, “have I reached the level of friendship required t’ ask about yer mechanical crab claw?” Milo honed in on his mechanical limb, wondering if it stayed attached or if he ever took it off. About a thousand questions ran through her mind in a matter of seconds as she waited for his response. The least she could do was be respectful of his comfort levels before bombarding him with questions and inquires. 

[snsdva-a]

🎮 ¦ @shortstoutandswedish | player two press start

“This situation is purely hypothetical ‘cause I legally can’t have anyone outside of MEKA touch my mech, but hear me out, ahjusshi,” Hana began, barely taking her eyes off her phone, her index finger tapping away at the latest mobile game to hit the market. “But what if we took Satya’s turrets and your turret, painted them pink and strategically installed them onto my mech? Nobody would be able to beat me! I would be a lean, mean, killing machine!”

[violentnonretirement]

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[ampitup-frogboy-blog]

♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise? ✿ What do you think about public call out posts? ☢ What fads/trends are you so over?

the salty af munday meme

// ♦ -Someone made a racist comment towards my oc and I thought maybe it was a mistake, so I asked them to reword that sentence and why I asked them that. They said fine, but then 30 seconds later they said “wait no it’s my blog and i’m not going to change anything, if you can’t handle it you can unfollow me” and I’m like?? Okay, bye.

✿ - The only time I have contributed to one, is when someone was actively stealing money from people in the community by guilt tripping everyone with mental and physical illness. We found evidence of them lying about it and just had to do something about it. Only in situations where someone is getting hurt, or the person is just straight up lying about illnesses. I don’t play that game and because the whole community was involved. I didn’t write it, all I did was reblog the post.

☢ - Does Vague blogging count? I’m absolutely tired of seeing two people fight each other without fighting each other. Just talk it out in private or don’t talk to the other person at all. Don’t force the rest of the people to listen to it, it’s not my business and it leads to things like witch hunting a person down like “you hurt so and so so now i’m going to hurt you too!” Listen if you care about your friend getting hurt console them and help them through the tough time. Stop, it’s unnecessary and it’s foolish and it’s not my business and I don’t care. Either handle it yourself or just stop talking to the person.