#shes an idiot

[pakgirls530916]

Supposedly it still hasn't been taken care of by the Broke Joke Dumbartons

[bxd-kxrma]

💋 //for Rodya

The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss (Accepting 5/5)

Drinking with a glutton was a dangerous game, and Karma was losing. Shot after shot, drink after drink, it felt like they both had been at the bar all day and night. In reality however, it was at most four hours.

"You're not beating me~!" Karma was far past her limit, the taller woman had absolutely beaten the pinkette at this game of drinks. "I am the winner!" Karma proclaimed, barely able to stand on her own two feet as she wobbled her way to stand. "And my victory comes with!! A prize!!"

And she leaned down and kissed the Sinner on the lips. It was not a good kiss, or even much of a kiss as when their lips connected, Karma had full slumped over, passed out on Rodya's shoulder.

[starssystem]

Everyone look at my dumb asshole of a cat. She's perfect.

[lucithecrow]

I kinda hate how clueless the fl is in this comic (your majesty, please spare me this time) but this is literally so me

Like same girl I am also desperate for ppls love that I hate

[puppppppppy]

abogagos……..

[sumarmz]

"Omg Romeo and Juliet is literally the greatest love story of all time"

It's about two dumbass kids getting married after meeting twice then killing themselves after meeting 4 times (one of which being their wedding). How is that romantic.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[hawberries]

the GIRLS!!!

[shandzii]

can i ask for more info on that shrimp merchant. who is that beast.

idk just some guy she tried asking help from after her ship sank

[pakgirls530916]

😂😂😂

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

[lovelylittlegrim]

Steve Harrington who has been trying for weeks (maybe even months) to woo Eddie and keeps failing UNTIL he makes an offhand comment correctly referencing one of the groups nerd books. Weeks and weeks of using smooth lines that have never failed him until Eddie, and this is what gets him the guy? Nerd lingo he’s learned purely through osmosis.

Steve who is just standing there like “really? That’s what did it for you? Jesus Christ I can’t believe I’m going to kiss you.”

Eddie, completely shocked by this turn of events: “you want to kiss me?????”

And the whole party is in the background like: “he has for a while thank you for finally catching up before we took drastic measures”

[kipper-face-penny-bottle]

I love that Adaine goes, “Oh, she’s STUPID” whenever an NPC has an off moment when her best friends are:

-a guy who tried to fight hardened pirates with the members of his dad’s pyramid scheme

-a girl who tried to ribbon dance down a tower

-a guy who got tattoos of incomplete anagrams because he thought they were clues

-a guy who thought every stranger was his dad

-Hilda Hilda

[chocobje]

Yay gameshow

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

my sister back from a week trip with her bf, holding an open carton of oat milk: it says drink 4 days after opening

me: don't drink that

my sister: it's oats and water, how can it go off??

*takes big sip and immediately spits it out*

it's fucking brown

[bloodraven55]

marcille with falin: don’t worry baby i’ll help you get a new job if you need one just say the word you know i’d do anything for you 🥺🥰

marcille with laios: do it yourself you freeloader 🙄🤬