#short king ig

[cowboychronicals]

"im 5'5" yeah ok ellison ur feet r dangling we all know ur 5'2

[jdontevenknowwhatimdoing]

I might do another drawing of him later @jalapenoscumbag

[ladymarlin]

How tall is Human!Christopher?

Probably like, 5'5 ft or 5'6 in

[natdeviantrat]

just finished binging the captive prince trilogy and i really mostly have one question which is were we all waiting and yelling at damen the whole time to recognize what was between laurent and his uncle? or was that just me

like halfway through the first book i assumed that was gonna be the reveal at the end of it and then i was like well okay ig in the second book and then oh um mebbe we'll get around to it towards the beginning of.. ah no not until the last fifty pages and even then it's not really discussed??

or even one of their evasive, hedging, communicating with ur eyes rather than words discussions bc obv laurent isn't going to want to talk about it but likee

anyways, between this and the prince-killer anti-reveal, it's a good thing damen isn't the brains of this operation

[gifti3]

i wrote a really small thing related to this post! I've been getting back into OIs so i came up with this arranged marriage scenario in a Victorian setting for Asmo and MC and have been chewing on it for the past several days lol I think I'm gonna come up with more stuff for this later but I just wanted to post this for now φ(゜▽゜*)♪

The weather was nice out today so you decided to go for a walk around the estate garden and rest in a somewhat secluded spot. Unfortunately, someone had managed to find you. How did the two of you keep running into each other in place so vast?

"Sooo….." Asmodeus leans into your space to look at the pages of you book. "What are you reading?"

"…A book."

"…Well yea, but what is the book about?"

You hold back your sigh and answer instead. "It's just about something I took interest in recently…"

Asmo stares at you for a moment. "You know, I'm starting to realize something about you."

"You are?"

"Uh huh," he nods. "At first, I thought you were a cagey person, but you're just really socially awkward you know? You kind of remind me of one of my brothers."

You close your book without making note of the page you were on. "I'm going back inside. Goodbye."

"Wait, I didn't mean it in a bad way!"

You sigh. "Are you sure? Cause you've been pretty rude to me several times before. So I'm having a hard time believing that."

Asmodeus makes a face. "It was an observation?"

"Okay. Can you just…let me read please?" The request came out harsher than you intended but maybe you were feeling a little defensive.

So what if you were "awkward". You weren't expecting to talk to anyone when you came out here.

Asmodeus huffs and leans back on his hands. But he doesn't leave…. for some reason. Maybe he was bored?

You flip through your book trying to find what page you were on.

"Page seventy six."

You look over at Asmo who has already busied himself with inspecting his nails.

"Thanks."

[andrigyn]

Not having canon heights actually bothers me like I just have to go off of vibes ?? Must I do everything myself

[lostbizkits]

WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE HES 18????????? HUUUHHHHH

[bluelolblue]

Requested by @mrssimply YAAAAY

About Santino and John having arguments

Yeah, I actually didn't talk about this AHAH but now I will!

Before anything have this:

Quote of the day: "Absolutely, the rage is tenfold because it's packed in a small enclosure ahah" - MrsSimply 2024

Santino x John headcanons

Alright, they would usually fight over Santino's stubbornness and about something that has to do with his job. For example, Santino had enough of smth and he just wants to send his squad over to kill half of the other clan, but obviously that isn't the best idea bc High Table stuff yk, and John has to talk him out of it. In that case, Santino just doesn't want to admit that he is wrong. His idea makes perfect sense to him because he is currently feeling like that, but John is thinking clearly and knows that if Santino does that, it will start a war in the High Table. So, Santino just becomes a little asshole to John because he is convinced in his plan. John doesn't yell at him like Santino does at him, he tries to handle this all calmly.

But you know Santino can actually hit his nerve sometimes... and he snaps back, actually raises his voice at him, and that leaves Santino kinda schoked, stunned for few seconds. Because no one yells at Santino and John is the first person (and the only one who is allowed) to yell at him and not end up dead. Usually, John, after he yells at him, feels bad because in that very moment, he saw how Santino's inner child got scared. He feels guilty, he knows Santino's past, his childhood, and he just yelled at him. So, he quickly tries to apologize and explain what he meant to say and how worried he is for him, but sometimes Santino would just snap back, insult him in Italian and English and turn to leave into the bedroom. Or sometimes, Santino would actually realize that he was wrong and listen to John. Or actually just rage... like if he's in a horrible mood he explodes LMAO. But that really just depends on his mood. Basically, everything depends on his mood.

Another thing they would argue is about Santino's bad habits. That's usually when Santino refuses to eat because he is too focused on what he is doing. It gets sometimes childish when John goes "I'm not leaving you alone until you eat at least one piece." To which Santino just sighs so dramatically and is like, "Why are you acting like someone's dad? No wait... someone's mom." It's not a very serious fight, and John always explains that he needs to eat because it's really affecting him badly (for example, he lost weight but to the almost unhealthy amount, he is pale, he feels dizzy, etc) and he is worried, he cares for him. And well, Santino just can't say no when he John gives a whole speech on how much he loves and cares for him. So, he listens. Most of the times he does.

There are arguments where it gets a little intense. Like how I said, when John yells at him and just sees how Santino kinda... got scared in a way of his inner child responding to that. And he gets hit with feeling guilty. Or when he insults Santino because he gets so scared for his safety. For example, Santino got hurt, shot at or anything, and John found him like that and out of fear called him "idiot". Because at that moment, John doesn't know how serious the injury is. He just feels so scared, and the insult just slips out. Of course, he regrets that he loves him. He doesn't want to hurt him.

Santino does pretty much the same thing, except his insults are in Italian. But he does get extremely scared and worried if John is hurt. Yk, they insult each other when they're scared and worried for each other in dangerous situations. However, Santino can be very spicy. He actually admits that and always apologizes later on to John when he brings up his past. Just how John regrets yelling at him bc he sees how Santino gets watery eyes, it's the same when Santino uses John's past in arguments. He regrets it, he really hates that part of himself because he realizes how fucked up that is.

And just other stupid little arguments over anything. Like a basic married couple. They can argue about anything really lmao. But yes, John is the only one allowed to argue with him. Everyone else... should start planning their funerals.

John is usually the one that wants to reconcile first. Because well, Santino can throw the act of "staying silent". And John can't stand that because he feels so guilty and just wants everything to be as it was. "I'm really sorry, please talk to me." And John just becomes like a puppy wanting Santino's attention. But Santino can't stay mad at him for too long. Especially after he gives him those puppy eyes. And if he snuggles him, kisses his neck and keeps murmuring how sorry he is, eventually Santino stops with his act and snuggles him back. And John just becomes like a little puppy wanting Santino's attention.

Santino would want to reconcile when he feels really bad. If the argument was just because he was not feeling okay, he just feels so guilty. And his way of reconcile is slowly just getting closer to John over the day, starting a random theme, and then apologizing and explaining how he is really sorry and that he just didn't feel so good. (John finally taught him how to express himself ^ ^). And since John can never be angry at him, he hugs him and kisses him... and it would sometimes end up with lovemaking.

Lovemaking is a way for them both to reconcile. Either a nice slow, emotional sexy time, or more rough so they both feel how each other felt emotionally. And it's Santino who begs John to just be more rough then ;)

So yeah, these are all I could think of for now. They just can't really stay mad at each other for a long time. It's really like the intimacy of being understood 🖤💙

[julienrbakery]

NO WAY THATS JULIEN

[wonder-worker]

Thomas Penn writes about 500 year old dead historical figures like they're celebrities in a gossip column

[themanwhomadeamonster]

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

This is Clyde and Craig in stick of truth change my mind

[carmineline]

Laughing at short Messi jokes and then I remember he’s still way taller than me

[bakafurai]

IT'S TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY SO I DREW MY OC EYELESS (who is trans in case that wasn't obvious) TO CELEBRATE!!!!!

I'm not trans myself but I see ya'll doing your best and i appreciate every single on of you!!!

[sixpigeonz]

hot as fuck bitting his neck and nose kissing his lips and eyebrows staring into his eyes hair is gorgeous white cap hot hot hot

just a little guy can be picked up with a spoon and layed in the palm of my hand patting him on the head and telling him he's doing a good job