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overlysour · 1 year ago
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For your Halloween event, may I request a fic or hcs about Alhaitham on Halloween? I don’t have a particular prompt in mind but I think it’d be funny to see the acting grand sage taking part or making a (small or not) effort for the first time in ages just for his s/o.
ALHAITHAM DURING HALLOWEEN
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-Alhaitham and Halloween are a pretty random combination because on one hand, I can imagine him wearing some dumb costume because you convinced him to and on the other hand, I can see him just finishing off paperwork at home (maybe even watching a movie with you, if you really want to).
-I think he’d make an effort to take part if you were interested but if you weren’t then he’s fine with that, it’s not like he’s really into all that.
-Going on the basis that you are, he’d probably pick out a basic costume for next day delivery or something a few days before halloween.
-Maybe a vampire, I can see him in one of those costumes with plastic teeth.
-probably hates the plastic teeth and takes them out as soon as he can, he is NOT looking forward to keeping them on all night.
-Not enthusiastic about trick or treating because 1. It’s embarrassing & 2. Why does he even need sweets??
-Gets teased horribly by Cyno and Kaveh for his outfit but sends some witty comment back as always.
-Will not go to a party.
-I’m sorry but he never goes to parties and if he does, he’s going back home within five minutes.
-Might join in for a few minutes if you had a small one at home but is soon either in his room or just sat at the back working.
-If you wanna carve pumpkins, he’s not against you doing it but he doesn’t exactly want to himself. Might stand with you and give a hand if you can’t press hard enough with the carving thing (I forgot the name, it’s been a year since I’ve touched one 😭)
-Is actually surprisingly okay with watching scary movies, even if they’re pretty predictable at times, so if you wanna settle down in the evening with him to watch stuff he will happily do so.
-Probably silently judges people for those pumpkin-ball outfit things as they walk by because he cannot fathom why they’d wanna wear that. It’s basically a ball.. and they’re wearing it.. why would they want that??
-I cannot see him at a haunted house at all but best be told he’d be unimpressed if he did go.
-Imagine working at a silly Halloween house for some fun or quick money and jumping out only to see the acting grand sage & his partner.
-I’d cry.
Halloween masterlist
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flowersfortheghost · 1 year ago
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Ghostflower week day 6: visiting
tags: @ghostflowerweek2023
summary: Gwen visits Miles after a day of fighting and ends up staying the night there.
Gwen was done with fighting for today and she just wanted to go home and sleep for the rest of the day. So she quickly swung back to her apartment. Once she got there she realized something, she had promised Miles she was going to visit today.
“Shit, how could I forget?!” She said to herself. It wasn’t like she didn’t mind seeing Miles, it would probably make her day even better. So without hesitation, she opened up a portal that would lead her to Earth-1610.
Gwen and Miles were sitting in Miles’ room. The two were talking about how it was going in their own universe. Gwen was starting to feel more tired so decided to rest her head on Miles’ shoulder, which surprised Miles a bit. “Are you tired?” Miles asked her. “No..” Gwen said softly, already feeling like she would fall asleep.
“You look like you’re going to fall asleep.” Miles wasn’t too bothered by it. It was already night time in his dimension and Gwen had explained how she got done with a day of fighting. He saw that Gwen decided to lie down, so he did the same.
Gwen wrapped her arms around Miles and pulled herself closer to him. Miles also wrapped his arms around Gwen so that he could keep her close. The two were holding onto each other tightly, just staying silent and enjoying each other’s comfort. “I love you, Miles.” Gwen murmured, starting to fall asleep, which Miles noticed. “I love you too, Gwen.” Miles responded softly before giving Gwen a kiss on her forehead.
Gwen quickly fell asleep after that. Her grip on Miles wasn’t as tightly anymore, but Miles didn’t mind. He slowly fell asleep while still holding her. It was easy for both of them to fall asleep since they had each other’s comfort.
Gwen woke up the next morning and realized she had fallen asleep while visiting Miles. It didn’t bother her, in fact, this was probably the best sleep she had gotten in a while. She didn’t try to move, since Miles was still asleep. 
Then she started thinking about how she would explain this to her dad. He knew about Miles and Gwen’s relationship but how would she explain where she had been all that time? What time was it even in her dimension?
But she quickly stopped thinking about that and just decided to enjoy this moment. Explaining this all would come later, now she could just enjoy this.
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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago
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bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'
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luxuki-1 · 6 months ago
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I haven't been in the fandom long, but I think I've noticed a trend...
I like some angst just as much as the next person but omg give this man a hug
Note: I am in no way saying I don't like angsty fanfictions (heck I have some pretty angsty head canons) I just find the sheer amount of them funny. And it just makes me wonder how (canon) Danny would react himself
I just wanted to make this clear that it's a joke- I always worry about my comics coming off the wrong way lol
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disgustingtwitches · 22 days ago
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threesome with Kyle and Johnny and you are reminded that Johnny is so smart he's stupid:
Soap: can I finish inside you
You: yeah I have an IUD
Soap: you got a bomb in your pussy?
Kyle: that's an IED you absolute clownshoe
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Kyle: you are a demolitions specialist
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egophiliac · 5 months ago
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bring your son to work day
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iknkeli · 2 months ago
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give him his eye back, Kill >:(
Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios
Killer belongs to Rahafwabas
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chloesimaginationthings · 10 months ago
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The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics
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arundolyn · 7 months ago
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today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows
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ittybittyluci · 7 months ago
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This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.
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I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified
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foxdoodles · 6 months ago
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quick doodle to celebrate bridgerton season 3 part1!
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yuukirita · 1 month ago
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B-127 is filled with cuteness and blood lust.
He's a cute killing machine! He gets that from his other dad. And Orion Pax is very proud, but also concerned.
Megatron is just proud. Elita too but she'd never admit it.
They are found family I will die on that hill.
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mistermcdestiny · 9 months ago
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Average FedEx duo shenanigans
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sysig · 10 months ago
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Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)
#My art#UT#Sans#Papyrus#Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪#This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol#I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol#And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫#Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D#Handplates#I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪#I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3#So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha#Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol#I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :')#Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol#And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe#It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3#And doing silly sibling things! Hehe#I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language!#One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha#She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3#I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far!#On minimal effort anyhow hehe#It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪#Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol
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luxuki-1 · 2 months ago
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He hasn't had any social interaction in primus know how long- This adhd ridden bastard needs attention
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dropofsoup · 4 months ago
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Based on this post by @malaierba !!
Modern AU but Shuro has short hair and Namari mistook him for her dad: the aftermath
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