#short but silly

[overlysour]

For your Halloween event, may I request a fic or hcs about Alhaitham on Halloween? I don’t have a particular prompt in mind but I think it’d be funny to see the acting grand sage taking part or making a (small or not) effort for the first time in ages just for his s/o.

ALHAITHAM DURING HALLOWEEN

-Alhaitham and Halloween are a pretty random combination because on one hand, I can imagine him wearing some dumb costume because you convinced him to and on the other hand, I can see him just finishing off paperwork at home (maybe even watching a movie with you, if you really want to).

-I think he’d make an effort to take part if you were interested but if you weren’t then he’s fine with that, it’s not like he’s really into all that.

-Going on the basis that you are, he’d probably pick out a basic costume for next day delivery or something a few days before halloween.

-Maybe a vampire, I can see him in one of those costumes with plastic teeth.

-probably hates the plastic teeth and takes them out as soon as he can, he is NOT looking forward to keeping them on all night.

-Not enthusiastic about trick or treating because 1. It’s embarrassing & 2. Why does he even need sweets??

-Gets teased horribly by Cyno and Kaveh for his outfit but sends some witty comment back as always.

-Will not go to a party.

-I’m sorry but he never goes to parties and if he does, he’s going back home within five minutes.

-Might join in for a few minutes if you had a small one at home but is soon either in his room or just sat at the back working.

-If you wanna carve pumpkins, he’s not against you doing it but he doesn’t exactly want to himself. Might stand with you and give a hand if you can’t press hard enough with the carving thing (I forgot the name, it’s been a year since I’ve touched one 😭)

-Is actually surprisingly okay with watching scary movies, even if they’re pretty predictable at times, so if you wanna settle down in the evening with him to watch stuff he will happily do so.

-Probably silently judges people for those pumpkin-ball outfit things as they walk by because he cannot fathom why they’d wanna wear that. It’s basically a ball.. and they’re wearing it.. why would they want that??

-I cannot see him at a haunted house at all but best be told he’d be unimpressed if he did go.

-Imagine working at a silly Halloween house for some fun or quick money and jumping out only to see the acting grand sage & his partner.

-I’d cry.

Halloween masterlist

[flowersfortheghost]

Ghostflower week day 6: visiting

tags: @ghostflowerweek2023

summary: Gwen visits Miles after a day of fighting and ends up staying the night there.

—

Gwen was done with fighting for today and she just wanted to go home and sleep for the rest of the day. So she quickly swung back to her apartment. Once she got there she realized something, she had promised Miles she was going to visit today.

“Shit, how could I forget?!” She said to herself. It wasn’t like she didn’t mind seeing Miles, it would probably make her day even better. So without hesitation, she opened up a portal that would lead her to Earth-1610.

—

Gwen and Miles were sitting in Miles’ room. The two were talking about how it was going in their own universe. Gwen was starting to feel more tired so decided to rest her head on Miles’ shoulder, which surprised Miles a bit. “Are you tired?” Miles asked her. “No..” Gwen said softly, already feeling like she would fall asleep.

“You look like you’re going to fall asleep.” Miles wasn’t too bothered by it. It was already night time in his dimension and Gwen had explained how she got done with a day of fighting. He saw that Gwen decided to lie down, so he did the same.

Gwen wrapped her arms around Miles and pulled herself closer to him. Miles also wrapped his arms around Gwen so that he could keep her close. The two were holding onto each other tightly, just staying silent and enjoying each other’s comfort. “I love you, Miles.” Gwen murmured, starting to fall asleep, which Miles noticed. “I love you too, Gwen.” Miles responded softly before giving Gwen a kiss on her forehead.

Gwen quickly fell asleep after that. Her grip on Miles wasn’t as tightly anymore, but Miles didn’t mind. He slowly fell asleep while still holding her. It was easy for both of them to fall asleep since they had each other’s comfort.

—

Gwen woke up the next morning and realized she had fallen asleep while visiting Miles. It didn’t bother her, in fact, this was probably the best sleep she had gotten in a while. She didn’t try to move, since Miles was still asleep. 

Then she started thinking about how she would explain this to her dad. He knew about Miles and Gwen’s relationship but how would she explain where she had been all that time? What time was it even in her dimension?

But she quickly stopped thinking about that and just decided to enjoy this moment. Explaining this all would come later, now she could just enjoy this.

[luxuki-1]

He hasn't had any social interaction in primus know how long- This adhd ridden bastard needs attention

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[disgustingtwitches]

threesome with Kyle and Johnny and you are reminded that Johnny is so smart he's stupid:

Soap: can I finish inside you

You: yeah I have an IUD

Soap: you got a bomb in your pussy?

Kyle: that's an IED you absolute clownshoe

...

Kyle: you are a demolitions specialist

[lizardho]

When I came out, I was SO scared I was gonna get disowned. I wrote a letter to my parents, sent it to their emails, put a physical copy on the counter, and left the house for a few hours to give them time. In that time I tried coffee for the first time, which was a dreadful idea, and got all jittery. I kept waiting for a text or something but nothing happened.

After a few hours, I didn’t hear back from them so I went home. My parents were home and had stacked a bunch of groceries on top of the letter without opening it. They said “hi” and I said “hi” and went down stairs to the basement. I held my dog and panicked about what to do. My sister, who knew that I had written them a letter of great importance, told me they hadn’t read it yet. She also told me she could ask them to do so. I consented to this and stayed in the basement. A few minutes later my dad knocked on the door and poked his soft smooth little nerd head in and said “hey buddy” and I started crying so hard I almost vomited. He came over and gave me a BIG hug and said that it was gonna be OK, he was OK with this, he knew it must have been hard but he was here for me. He told me he and my mom had already talked years before they had me about how if they had to pick between their faith and their child they’d pick their child. It was a very sweet moment. I came out to my mom later that evening and we were both bawling the whole time.

The day after I came out to my parents, I came out to my brother @inbabylontheywept at a Mexican restaurant and he took it like a champ. That evening my mom took me for a walk and looked almost angry - she said she wanted to make sure that I didn’t use being a woman as an excuse to not go to grad school. I told her I wouldn’t and she instantly looked relieved and happier.

My dad, on the other hand, seemed to struggle with it. He kept asking me if I had a boyfriend, and I told him I did not. He kept asking me if I wanted to go clothes shopping with him and I did not. He kept asking me if I would let him go to some of my shows, and I had NO idea what he was talking about.

Finally, 6 months after coming out, of awkward misgendering and questions that didn’t make sense from my dad, he excitedly pokes his soft smooth little nerd head into my bedroom again and says “I found a movie about Your People.” My people. I was absolutely bewildered, but he was so excited and I knew he had been trying SO hard so I watched it with him. It was The Birdcage, and it was amazing. It also was revelatory in that I finally realized why my initially-supportive father seemed to be having such a hard time with my pronouns and stuff - he didn’t know what the difference between trans and doing drag was. After the movie he again asked if I would invite him to one of my shows, and I said, “Hey dad, you know how about half the world is women?” And he said “yeah,” and I said “Well, see, I’m on that half now. I’m not doing drag.” And it was like a switch flipped in his brain. He was like “omg that’s so easy? I was so confused about what to call you when?”

Anyway, my parents are charming and my family has been so kind and patient with me, I like sharing the stories of my little wins with them.

[egophiliac]

bring your son to work day

[iknkeli]

give him his eye back, Kill >:(

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics

[arundolyn]

today i bring you aba stimming. tomorrow? who knows

[wasyago]

eefo.........

i dont like these so they're going under the cut

[ittybittyluci]

This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.

I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified

[foxdoodles]

quick doodle to celebrate bridgerton season 3 part1!

[luxuki-1]

I haven't been in the fandom long, but I think I've noticed a trend...

I like some angst just as much as the next person but omg give this man a hug

Note: I am in no way saying I don't like angsty fanfictions (heck I have some pretty angsty head canons) I just find the sheer amount of them funny. And it just makes me wonder how (canon) Danny would react himself

I just wanted to make this clear that it's a joke- I always worry about my comics coming off the wrong way lol

[yuukirita]

B-127 is filled with cuteness and blood lust.

He's a cute killing machine! He gets that from his other dad. And Orion Pax is very proud, but also concerned.

Megatron is just proud. Elita too but she'd never admit it.

They are found family I will die on that hill.

[mistermcdestiny]

Average FedEx duo shenanigans