#shoenice

[themancorialist]

Portland Street, Manchester.

[theboyofalltime]

My friend showed Shoenice a drawing we made on my wall of him 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he just said “Nice”

[cumb-rag]

bye i thought this was yassified shoenice

[frownsdaily]

day 28

[tangotekkit]

come to wild life we have:

they might be giants

weird appetites

a million dollars, but....

wibbly wobbly timey-wimey... stuff

t. trivia pursuit-

[cheddar-baby]

thinking about this dude who i was in a skype group with back when i was like 16 who did these weird second life sermons about life and he'd talk for hours and hours. He loved doing talks about like bdsm and would constantly quote bible verses at you. You'd ask him to talk about something in the skype call and he would just go on a whole rant about it. In such a specific tone like he was giving you a ted talk. I remember one day he showed us some song he made cause i guess he was a country/folk singer too. And it got stuck in my head for years. Its not even that great of a song i just think of "doo doo doodle do do do"

and im just like man what ever happened to this dude lol. I hope hes still somewhere on second life giving sermons. He was only in our group for a few months but he was a really interesting person.

[blemgoid]

collabed with @balaclava-trismegistus and @shoenice last night to comekmorate ky @pistol-kitten brain problem event

[spicyblogger2]

It feels like none of you people even care that shoenice followed me on vine

[mspaint-taylor-hebert]

do they know who shoenice is

taylor : no

lisa : her power told her against her will

alec : yes

brian : only to the extent that alec showed him a video of him eating soap once

rachel : no

aisha : yes but thinks its dumb

grimbo : no

[angelnumber27]

Shoenice videos are like a where are they now of the creepy kid that ate erasers in your kindergarten class 

[mxldito]

Top Ten Coyote Annoyance Tactics (Part Two!!).

Screaming, “Urethra!” at the top of their lungs instead of “Eureka!”

Referring to all vampires as “Draculas”, the singular being “just the one Dracula”. 

Slipping trash into peoples’ pockets if they don’t like them.

“OMG, I love pornogrind! My favorite bands are Metallica, Korn, and Deftones. 🥺”

This one is exclusive to Morgan but will shove a Calico Critter into his hands and ask him to protect it with his life. "Don’t drop it, Morgan. DON’T DROP IT, MORGAN! MORGAN, DON’T DROP IT!!”

This one is exclusive to Lennox. They love pestering her but if anybody else tries to tease her: “Shut the fuck. You’re talking to a bad bitch. God forbid women do anything” then go right back to pestering her.

Will pick locks just to gaslight somebody into thinking they forgot to lock up.

"Shoenice!” Swallows your car keys. They panic when they can’t cough them back up.

Going in for a fist-bump: “Fist me :)”

“When you see [INSERT NAME HERE], give him this message”, handing off a piece of paper. You get a special delivery from the Baron, open the paper, and it’s just a poorly drawn but still incredibly detailed image of a vulva.

[radgritty]

Not knowing who ShoeOnHead is blessed and based actually. She is just a garden variety libertarian anti sjw edgelord from the YouTube days of yore. Perhaps this troon is trying to skinwalk her? There are many such cases

Oh wow that sounds awful.

I looked her up on YouTube she looks like that weirdo Brett Cooper. Hmm.

The only shoe that is on youtube that I've watched is Shoenice because he eats lit birthday candles and rolls of toilet paper and stuff.

[cheddar-baby]

i used to be friends with a girl who lived out in a shed that was constantly circled by wild boars and she would regularly in skype calls go "sorry guys one second i hear the boars outside" and vanish for minutes on end. She was friends with shoenice and nyanners for some reason

[girlsjustwant2havefun]

addicted to saying Eiiiither way.. like shoenice

[outw4rd]

do u guys remember shoenice or has the internet forgotten. i feel like it’s been long enough that we can put him in reaction gifs now